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As a kid,
I loved listening to music.
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I loved soul.
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I loved rock.
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And even the occasional polka.
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But my favorite was hip-hop.
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Rappers are the big stars now,
but back then, it was the DJs.
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DJ Jazzy Jeff actually had top
billing over the Fresh Prince.
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While the DJs did
all the hard work,
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all the rappers did
was say one thing.
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Now scream!
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He went on to join Public Enemy
as one of the guys
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who looked tough
but was never allowed to rap.
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We have a warrant for the
arrest of Hilton Reed
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aka DJ Hilly Hill.
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The first rule
of breaking the law:
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If the cops are after you,
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don't stand under a sign
with your name on it.
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Why y'all arresting me, Jack?
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I pay my bills just
like everybody else.
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Cry me a river.
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I have nothing to do with
that Alpine in that Cadillac, either.
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Yo, take care of my records, son.
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We'll see you later, Jerome.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Y'all don't have to leave.
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I know somebody here
knows how to DJ.
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I know how to DJ.
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Little dude from across the street.
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You're telling me you know how
to rock the wheels of steel?
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Well, go ahead, then.
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Turn the party out.
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Hold on, everybody, hold on.
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- Let me hold a dollar.
- He's charging me to help him?
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If you're telling the
truth, I'll give it back.
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Thanks.
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Say "Go, little dude!"
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Now scream!
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Listen up.
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I'm doing another party
next Saturday.
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You want to DJ?
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Cool.
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Notice he didn't give me
my dollar back.
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2x17 Everybody Hates DJs
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Hip-hop was the biggest thing
to hit Bed-Stuy since poverty,
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but it took a little longer to
get to the white neighborhoods.
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Hey, Chris, where are you
going in such a hurry?
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Oh, I need to go buy turntables.
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I got a job offer DJing a party.
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DJ?
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You mean like Wolfman Jack?
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No, like Grandmaster Flash.
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Grandmaster Flash.
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Isn't he in the Justice League?
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No, the Furious Five.
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Those look expensive.
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Well, they're professional.
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Yeah, but you're not.
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Greg's future career as a motivational
speaker didn't go very well.
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Man, this is so cool.
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White guys have to learn
to play instruments to make records.
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Black guys just have
to play the records.
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But the white man still
gets all the money.
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What are you going
to call yourself?
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DJ Chrissy Chris.
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Isn't Chrissy a girl's name?
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It's a black thing.
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Like that badass black dude
fromThree's Company.
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While I was dreaming
of being a cut creator,
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Drew was dreaming
of being a prestidigitator.
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Hi, I'm Marshall Brodien.
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Most magic tricks are easy
once you know the secret.
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For example, have someone take
a card like the six of hearts.
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Tear it up into small pieces.
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Have someone hold
one of the pieces.
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Place the others inside the box.
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Close the box,
tap it with a magic wand.
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When you open the box,
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the card is back in one piece
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and the piece they're holding
fits perfectly.
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Take an ordinary piece
of news...
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Oh, what's that?
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Marshall Brodien.
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He's my favorite magician.
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Hey, Mom. Could you take me
to the toy store this week?
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What for?
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They're having free magic shows
with Magician the Magician.
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That's as lazy as me calling
myself Comedian the Comedian.
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And the first 25 people
to get there get a free deck
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of Marshall Brodien's
TV Magic Cards.
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Oh, baby, I can't take you,
I got to work.
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But when your father wakes up,
why don't you ask him?
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Maybe he could take you.
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Now, wait a minute, Drew.
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I don't want you fooling
around with no black magic.
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You hear me?
I don't want to come home and see
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no pentagrams and dead goats and
chickens and stuff like that.
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Only good, clean white magic.
You hear me?
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Why not compromise
and do Puerto Rican magic?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Magician, huh?
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My mother didn't
care about magic.
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She just imagined how it
could make her look good.
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My boy is a football player.
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He just got a
scholarship to Rutgers.
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My daughter is a doctor.
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She just finished her
first open-heart surgery.
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And my son is a magician.
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And he just made
Bed-Stuy disappear.
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You better tell him to bring it
back 'cause I'm closing at 9:00.
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Drew made my barrette disappear.
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Drew, give your sister
her barrette back.
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All right.
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Damn, he is good.
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She's making sure
he didn't take her ears.
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Finding a pair of turntables
was harder than I thought,
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because as it turns out,
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I wasn't the only DJ
who wanted them.
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Sorry, kid, Jam Master Jay
just bought the last pair.
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Sorry, kid, DJ Scott LaRock
just bought the last pair.
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Well, I'm sorry, uh,
we just sold the last pair
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to this kid who called
himself Funkmaster Flex.
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Funkmaster Flex?
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Same thing I said.
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Sounds like some kind
of workout machine to me.
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Yeah, for out-of-shape
funky people.
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Not gonna have any more in
for at least another eight weeks.
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But I need turntables by Saturday.
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Let me show you something.
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You got a big party
going on or something?
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How about these?
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That's all you got?
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I can only imagine what kind of people
would come to that party.
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Now scream!
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That's not what they mean
by old school.
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While I was * in Hip Hop
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my dad was trying to avoid
things that went hippity hop.
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Hey, Dad, do you think you could take me
to the magic show this week?
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I got a magic show for you.
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I work two jobs
seven days a week,
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and every day,
my money disappears.
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How's that for magic?
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But I want to get a
set of TV Magic Cards.
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You gonna make some money
with this magic?
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If he gets good, he could make
your "broke" disappear.
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I don't know,
but Doug Henning does.
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What you going to do at this show?
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Everything.
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Card tricks, sawing
people in half,
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- pulling rabbits out of hats.
- Rabbits?
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Nobody in my family knew it
at the time,
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but my father was only afraid
of two things:
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being broke and rabbits.
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It started in the '70s.
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While everybody else was
being scared by The Exorcist,
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my father was scared
by another movie--
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Night of the Lepus.
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Run, man!
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Can't your mother take you?
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She told me to ask you.
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We'll have to see.
I might have to work.
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Hey, maybe next time.
Sorry.
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Now I know why he always rooted
for Elmer Fudd to kill Bugs Bunny.
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Back before people got ripped
off by strangers on eBay,
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you got ripped off face-to-face
at the pawn shop.
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You are lucky.
These are the last two in the city.
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They just came in.
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All right, well, how much?
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200 for the pair.
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$200?
I won't have enough for albums.
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Well, you could buy
$200 worth of records
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and then spin them on your fingers.
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All right.
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Wait a minute.
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This one's missing a stylus.
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Oh, I didn't see that.
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Okay, I'll knock off 20 bucks.
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And I'll throw in
The Art of the DJ.
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The first and last issue.
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Hey, Kill Moves.
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Hey, Abe.
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Listen.
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How much can I get
for this here?
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What is it?
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It's a Technics 1200 stylus.
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Where'd you find that?
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Found it outside on the ground.
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Must have fell off
one of these turntables.
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- I'll give you ten bucks.
- I'll give you 20.
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25.
15.
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Deal.
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This is your brain on drugs.
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Later, Chris.
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He later traded that money for
two dimes and a shiny nickel.
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- So, you gonna throw in the stylus?
- 30 bucks.
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30 bucks?
You just got it for 15.
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This is America.
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Supply, demand.
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I usually got robbed like this
in alleys.
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Oh, hey, baby,
here's your uniform.
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Did Drew ask you to take him
to a magic show?
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Yeah... did you know there
were going to be rabbits there?
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So?
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So...
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I'm allergic.
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To rabbits?
Since when?
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I don't know.
Since I was a kid. I mean--
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So if they're going to have
rabbits there, I can't go.
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Can't you take some allergy medicine
or some 'Tussin?
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It's Robitussin,
not Rabbit-tussin.
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Look, Drew doesn't ask you for much.
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All he wants you to do is
to take him to a magic show.
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A free magic show.
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This is important to him.
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You should be willing to wade
through a pool of rabbits.
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My father never went
near a pool again.
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Being a DJ was
all about your tools.
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If your tools were
professional,
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you were professional.
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And first on the list?
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A pair of Technics 1200s.
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Check.
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Mixer?
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Pair of professional headphones?
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Kangol?
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Shell toe Adidas?
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Looks like my hopes and dreams
are about to get crushed
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by the wheels of steel.
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I went back to the pawn shop
with the supply,
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hoping Abe would meet
my demand.
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Hey, Abe.
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That's a lot of stuff.
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What do you need?
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A pair of professional headphones,
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a mixer,
shell-toe Adidas
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and a Kangol.
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If you got all that,
you're going to need one of these.
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Gold chain?
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Well, it's not real gold
but it's a real chain.
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What's all this?
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My DJ stuff.
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Where'd you get the money?
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- Oh, I saved up.
- DJ, huh?
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Yeah, I even got a job DJing
a party Saturday night.
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What are you doing
with my James Brown album?
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Can I borrow it?
I need it for the party.
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Why, you had the money
to buy all this,
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why don't you buy your own?
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I looked everywhere.
Nobody has it.
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All right, Mr. DJ.
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You'd better take care of it,
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'cause you know how I love me
my James Brown.
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If she was a Jackie Wilson fan,
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she'd be in the emergency room
right now.
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00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:33,710
For the first time in my life
I was going to be a DJ.
257
00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:35,704
I felt like nothing
could stop me,
258
00:12:35,705 --> 00:12:37,538
unless I put a sign
over my head.
259
00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,595
Throw your hands in the air.
260
00:12:49,628 --> 00:12:51,693
Wave them like you just don't care.
261
00:12:52,044 --> 00:12:54,514
If you love DJ Chrissy Chris,
262
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,817
everybody say "Oh, yeah!"
263
00:12:59,222 --> 00:13:01,390
We're looking
for DJ Chrissy Chris!
264
00:13:15,397 --> 00:13:16,536
I hope I could skip town
265
00:13:16,604 --> 00:13:18,649
before my mother hears
this record skipping.
266
00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:21,563
You scratched your mom's copy
of "The Payback"?
267
00:13:21,659 --> 00:13:22,876
I was trying to mix it.
268
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,719
I don't get it.
It's already a good song.
269
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,538
Why do you need to do
anything to it?
270
00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:28,643
Because a DJ needs
to rock the party.
271
00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:31,308
You realize I have no idea what
you're talking about, right?
272
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:32,533
Yeah, I know.
273
00:13:33,131 --> 00:13:34,366
So did you tell your mom?
274
00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:36,559
No, I'm just going
to buy her a new copy.
275
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,951
What if she wants
to listen to it before then?
276
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:41,281
If that happened,
I would have to keep her entertained
277
00:13:41,282 --> 00:13:42,615
the best way I knew how.
278
00:14:51,605 --> 00:14:53,612
While I was looking
for the big payback,
279
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,745
Drew was looking
for the big magic trick.
280
00:14:57,493 --> 00:15:00,175
Sorry we got here too late to
get the free TV Magic cards.
281
00:15:00,286 --> 00:15:02,635
Aw, it's okay.
It's still a pretty good show.
282
00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:05,063
What I want you to do is
hold those two balls.
283
00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:07,138
I'm going to take the
first one in my hand,
284
00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,484
and I want you to squeeze
the other one real tight.
285
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,407
And watch what happens
on the count of three.
286
00:15:11,408 --> 00:15:13,104
One, two, three.
287
00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:15,757
And the ball has
completely disappeared.
288
00:15:16,107 --> 00:15:20,321
Now, if you slowly open your hand,
you will find two yellow balls.
289
00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:24,621
He eventually got in trouble
when he did the two-ball trick
290
00:15:24,721 --> 00:15:25,855
without using props.
291
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:29,206
And let's have a hand
for my lovely helper.
292
00:15:29,282 --> 00:15:31,352
You can have a seat.
Thank you, very much.
293
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:34,332
And now for my next trick,
I'm going to need a volunteer.
294
00:15:35,158 --> 00:15:37,091
You, sir,
do you mind helping me out?
295
00:15:37,597 --> 00:15:39,571
Hey, go, Dad.
All right, go.
296
00:15:57,026 --> 00:15:58,184
I need an advance.
297
00:15:58,283 --> 00:15:59,283
For what?
298
00:15:59,598 --> 00:16:00,598
"The Payback."
299
00:16:00,845 --> 00:16:01,845
The payback?
300
00:16:01,999 --> 00:16:03,929
Get down here quick.
What's up with the payback?
301
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,785
How'd you know about it?
Who told you that?
302
00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:08,066
It's just talking
about the James Brown album.
303
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,391
Oh, you talking about
"The Big Payback."
304
00:16:14,852 --> 00:16:16,408
What'd you think
I was talking about?
305
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,409
Never mind.
306
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:18,908
Anyway, I don't loan money, man.
307
00:16:18,909 --> 00:16:20,158
It ruins relationships.
308
00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:22,657
I once loaned my mother money
for a bus ticket,
309
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:23,769
never saw her again.
310
00:16:24,721 --> 00:16:25,913
So, you can't do it?
311
00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:28,773
Nope. Sorry, Chris, can't do it.
312
00:16:30,527 --> 00:16:33,775
I should've said I need the money
to overthrow the Sandinista.
313
00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:35,835
Hey, Chris.
Hey, Teedra.
314
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,935
You still DJ-ing Jerome's party
on Saturday?
315
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,193
- Okay, I'll see you there.
- All right.
316
00:16:40,595 --> 00:16:41,907
After I became a DJ,
317
00:16:41,972 --> 00:16:44,619
not only would I have the money
to buy my mother's record,
318
00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:46,139
but I'd also have girls.
319
00:16:47,613 --> 00:16:49,002
Lil' dude from
across the street.
320
00:16:49,394 --> 00:16:50,593
You remember Hilly Hill?
321
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,781
Yeah, nice to meet you.
322
00:16:51,782 --> 00:16:54,132
I heard you did a good job
at the party after I left.
323
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,733
He act like he went out
for doughnuts.
324
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:57,644
Yeah, I'm even doing
his next party, too.
325
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:58,894
Oh, yeah. Which one?
326
00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:00,222
The one at his house.
327
00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:02,061
No, no, I'm DJ-ing that party.
328
00:17:03,075 --> 00:17:06,402
Look, lil' dude, you did a
great job, but this Saturday,
329
00:17:06,672 --> 00:17:08,273
I gotta let my man, Hilly Hill, DJ.
330
00:17:08,535 --> 00:17:09,958
But you said I could do it.
331
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:12,013
Yeah, but I thought
he was going to be in jail.
332
00:17:12,091 --> 00:17:13,499
I got out on a technicality.
333
00:17:13,593 --> 00:17:15,380
Translation: he killed a guard.
334
00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:18,304
But I bought turntablesand everything.
335
00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,841
It almost cost me $200.
336
00:17:21,101 --> 00:17:22,143
Look...
337
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,008
If he gets arrested again...
338
00:17:26,027 --> 00:17:27,088
And he will.
339
00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:28,608
... maybe I'll give you a call.
340
00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:30,098
Sorry, lil' dude.
341
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,215
Here's your dollar.
342
00:17:36,907 --> 00:17:38,865
- Thanks.
- In his mind, we're even.
343
00:17:39,532 --> 00:17:40,532
Thanks a lot.
344
00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:45,807
While I was out of a job,
my father was out cold.
345
00:17:47,456 --> 00:17:48,826
What? What happened?
346
00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:50,757
Dad, you saw a rabbit
and you passed out.
347
00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,392
Baby, I didn't know your
allergies were that serious.
348
00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:54,867
Dad, you're allergic to rabbits?
349
00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:57,636
How come you didn't say something?
We could have sat in the back.
350
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,317
Don't people usually get
rashes or something?
351
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:02,220
I'm not allergic.
352
00:18:02,972 --> 00:18:04,472
Then how come you fell out?
353
00:18:05,473 --> 00:18:06,473
I fainted.
354
00:18:06,909 --> 00:18:08,131
I'm scared of rabbits.
355
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,990
Baby, why didn't you
just tell me?
356
00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:15,897
What do I look like,
a grown man scared of rabbits?
357
00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:17,977
Like a grown man scared
of rabbits.
358
00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:20,662
Hey, sorry about the rabbit.
I didn't know.
359
00:18:21,221 --> 00:18:23,145
Hey, kid...
Here's a TV Magic Set.
360
00:18:23,409 --> 00:18:24,720
- Thanks.
- And here's a set
361
00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:27,179
of TV Magic Cards.
Autographed by Marshall Brodien.
362
00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,389
Thanks for bringing me, Dad.
363
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,542
Even when my father was scared
out of his wits,
364
00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:36,320
he was still able to work magic.
365
00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:39,503
Even though I managed
to get my turntables,
366
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,818
unfortunately for me,
367
00:18:40,979 --> 00:18:43,256
the tables turned
in the wrong direction.
368
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,843
DJ career over already?
369
00:18:46,102 --> 00:18:48,525
Yeah. So what can you
give me for these?
370
00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:50,516
I'll go 40 bucks.
371
00:18:50,602 --> 00:18:52,900
Forty? But I gave you
everything I had.
372
00:18:53,476 --> 00:18:56,101
Supply and demand, kid.
373
00:18:56,353 --> 00:18:57,979
When you came in, I only had two.
374
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,127
Now I've got six.
375
00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:03,450
Yeah, but you can't do
any better than that?
376
00:19:03,569 --> 00:19:04,476
I'll go $30.
377
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,795
I'm not Kill Moves.
378
00:19:06,163 --> 00:19:07,977
- Fifty.
- All right.
379
00:19:13,556 --> 00:19:15,562
- You got "The Payback" album?
- Yeah, sure.
380
00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:16,726
Last one.
381
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,290
Ten bucks.
382
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,227
Kill Moves, what you got for me?
383
00:19:21,324 --> 00:19:22,462
What can you get me...
384
00:19:22,603 --> 00:19:23,603
for this.
385
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,844
"The Payback."
386
00:19:24,883 --> 00:19:26,912
- Where'd you find that?
- Found it outside.
387
00:19:26,913 --> 00:19:28,522
Must of fell out of that jacket.
388
00:19:28,557 --> 00:19:30,389
- I'll give you ten dollars for it.
- Twenty.
389
00:19:30,447 --> 00:19:31,603
- Fifteen.
- Fifty.
390
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:32,830
Deal.
391
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,595
He said $15, you gave him $50.
392
00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:43,491
Some things are just
not meant to be.
393
00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:45,559
I thought I wanted to be a DJ,
394
00:19:45,831 --> 00:19:47,854
but things just spun out of control.
395
00:19:50,893 --> 00:19:54,285
It cost me over $200 to not be a DJ,
396
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,329
but at least my mother would
never find out
397
00:19:56,457 --> 00:19:58,483
that I scratched her
James Brown record.
398
00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:03,083
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