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I thought runningfor class president
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would make me more popular,change my life at Corleone,
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but the more I campaigned,
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the more I just wantedto beat Caruso
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by any means necessary.
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Dude, I've got bad news.
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The entire fourth period
English class
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is going to vote for Caruso.
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- All of 'em?
- Yeah.
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He said if they don't vote for him,
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he was going to kick the lit
out of them.
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I thought having DiPaolo run
with me would help me.
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It would probably help more
if he threatened
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to knock somebody's teeth out.
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That's okay. He won't be able
to do that at the town hall meeting.
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I may not be able to knock
people out,
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but I know I can answer
some questions.
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Take a look at this.
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I think it'll help
with the swing vote.
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"Swing vote" meant"white vote."
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What's that?
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I redid your posters.
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We need to take advantage
of DiPaolo being your running mate.
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- Well, where's my name?
- Down here.
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I'd get votes if they didn't
read the fine print.
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I'm the one running
for president.
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I think my name should be
a little bit bigger than that.
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I have another one.
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White people at the beach?
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No, happy white people
at the beach.
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Chris...
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Oh, that's great!
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- Where's your picture?
- Next to Waldo.
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Still working on that.
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I was thinking...
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We should have another opportunity
to hear our candidates
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in addition
to the town hall meeting.
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So you're going to
have to prepare a speech.
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A speech?
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I never feared speakingin public
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until I had to speak in public.
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No problem, Ms. Morello.
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Okay.
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No problem?
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You ever written a speech before?
I haven't.
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Oh, by the way,
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are you going to need
an organ player?
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Why would I need
an organ player?
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Oh, you know, in case
you catch the Holy Ghost.
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No, I think
I'll be okay.
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Tambourine?
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I'm fine.
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Good luck.
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Didn't Ghostbusters already
catch the Holy Ghost?
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2x03 - Everybody Hates Elections
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Transcript: FRM Team
Synchro: Sixe
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After trying to find a tenant
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to help my fathermake ends meet,
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my mother thought she had foundthe perfect person,
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our neighborhoodfuneral director, Mr. Omar.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Omar.
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Oh, hello, Miss Rochelle.
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Is this Mrs. Omar?
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No, this is Mrs. Johnson.
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Mr. Omar and I are just friends.
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Yeah, her husband
recently passed
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and she's in mourning.
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Sure, she is.
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Was it... sudden?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
He got stabbed on the subway.
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Didn't see it coming.
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Tragic.
Tragic!
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I'll show you the apartment.
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Boy, I love this wood.
Don't you love this wood?
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Oh, yes, I love this.
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We going to get
through this, too.
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We going to get
through this together.
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So... here we go.
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Come on in.
Come on in.
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Not bad, not bad.
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So, over here we have
a kitchenette
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and over there
is the bedroom.
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Hey, Ma, I forgot my lunch.
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All right, see
you later, Ma.
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Oh, cool!
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Drew was lucky to pick upthat ten dollars
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before the micegot ahold of it,
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'cause they was goingto buy some cheese.
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What's the matter?
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The speech.
I've never given a speech before.
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I don't know if I can do this.
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I don't want to get up there
and put people to sleep.
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There's no reason to be nervous.
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I've been working
on some bullet points
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and I guarantee you
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nobody's going
to sleep through this.
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"The geopolitical infrastructure
of Corleone"?
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"Trading arms for hostages"?
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"Postwar Grenada"?!
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Good, huh?
I got more stuff, too,
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on Noriega and the fallacy
of trickle-down economics.
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Wait. "The fallacy of
trickle-down economics"?
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Greg, this is the eighth grade.
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Yeah, but it's trickling down to us.
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I want a speech that'll get
people excited.
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I want a speech that will get
people to vote for me,
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but mostly,
I want a speech I can remember.
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I hear ya.
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You need a good hook.
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After researching some
of the greatest speeches ever,
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I tried a few on for size.
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Four score and seven years ago,
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our fathers brought forth
to this country a...
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Float like a butterfly,
sting like a bee.
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Don't vote for him,
vote for me.
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Come on. This is serious.
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I am not a crook.
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Come on.
Now you're just making stuff up.
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Once you go black,
you never go back.
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Are you trying to get us killed?
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Segregation now,
segregation tomorrow,
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and segregation forever!
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What are you thinking?
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I think we've looked at every
speech in every book here.
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Maybe I should just say,
"Vote for me.
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You know I won't kick
the crap out of you."
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We better make a good showing
at this town hall meeting.
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Baby, I need ten dollars.
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What for?
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'Cause I'm going
to get my hair done
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and I have ten,
but I need 20.
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What is he doing up there?
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I guess he's listening to music.
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Pete Escovedo, I think.
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Could you tell him
to keep it down?
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I got to get some sleep.
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Okay, baby,
I'll tell him.
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Mr. Omar had just movedinto the house
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and had already madehimself at home.
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Who are you?
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Mrs. Morales.
Can I help you?
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Oh. Is Mr. Omar here?
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Hold on.
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Omar, alguien está a la puerta.
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Oh, hello, Miss Rochelle.
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Am I interrupting something?
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Oh, no, I was just about
to come to you.
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Do you have a face towel
I could borrow?
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Pregunta sitienechampu.
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Oh, yeah.
And some shampoo, too.
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Uh, I'll check.
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I just wanted to say we don't
have many rules for our tenants,
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but my husband
works at night
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and he sleeps
during the day.
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So if you can keep
the music down a little bit
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we'll really appreciate that.
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Oh, no problem.
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Thank you.
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Oh, don't forget the face towel
and the shampoo.
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I thought I would be nervouswhen I got in front
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of that audience,but for the first time,
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I had more confidencethan ever.
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Hey, look, it's Frank
and Sammy.
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That's all right,
'cause after this
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you're the one that's going
to be singing...
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All right, everybody,
take your seats.
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We will now begin
our town hall meeting
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so you can get to know
the candidates.
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Let's have the first question
for Mr. Caruso.
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Yes?
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If you were elected,
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what flavor would you pick
for the cafeteria Jell-O?
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Grape. Grape today,
grape tomorrow, grape forever.
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Hey, this is going to be easy.
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Who's got a question for Chris?
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In a perfect utilitarian society,
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where would a learning institution
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like Corleone
position itself vis-a-vis
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the prevailing monetary laws
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regarding the national position
on the Krugerrand?
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What?
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In a perfect utilitarian
society...
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I heard you, but, uh,
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I don't know.
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Grape?
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All right, do we have another
question for Mr. Caruso?
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Mr. Burr?
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Where do you stand on access
for the handicapped?
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Ramps. Ramps now,
ramps tomorrow, ramps forever.
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I have a question.
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What's your position
on detention?
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Detention now,
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detention tomorrow
and detention forever.
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What were you thinking?
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What were you thinking?
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"Detention now,
detention forever"?
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Nice going, thunder thumbs.
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Oh, man. Idiot.
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We'll get him with the speech.
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Now, what we have to do,
is write one.
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While I was was debating Caruso,
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my brother was debating what to buy
with the ten dollars he found.
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- Hey, young blood, what's happening?
- Hey, Risky.
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Hey, man,
what you got for ten dollars?
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Ten dollars?
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I got this leopard hat.
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Nah, I want something cool.
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Cooler than a leopard hat?
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Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
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How about an Olympic torch?
Olympic torch right here.
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And that's from this year's
Summer Olympics.
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And how'd you get it?
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Mary Lou Retton, man.
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Are you buying or are
you asking questions?
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What else you got?
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How about a wallet?
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Snakeskin wallet, too.
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Coral, rattler,
I don't know,
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but it's from my
grandmama's backyard.
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Yeah, I need a wallet
to put my ten dollars in.
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Yeah, there you go.
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How much?
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- Ten dollars.
- I'll take it.
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The Indians made a similar dealfor Manhattan.
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All right, brother,
have a good time. Enjoy.
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Chris, go get the door!
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Hey, Drew.
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I'm Chris.
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Hey, Chris,
is your mother home?
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Ma? Come in.
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All right.
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Chris, go tell your daddy
dinner's ready.
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Hey, Mr. Omar.
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Well, good evening,
Miss Rochelle.
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This is my friend,
Mrs. Taylor.
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Oh, we know each other.
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We both used
to sell Yvonne products.
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Yes, yes.
How you doing?
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I'm good.
How are you doing?
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Okay. So how do
you know Mr. Omar?
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Well, we met at my ex- husband's
brother's funeral.
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Yeah, got hit
by a bus. Very sad.
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Well, can I help you
with something?
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Well, I just wanted
to stop by
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and tell you
I love the apartment.
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Great, great, great.
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Well, thanks for stopping by.
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Well, we're about to go
and get something to eat.
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And I noticed you're about
to have dinner, too.
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Oh, yeah, we were about
to sit down.
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We might as well join you.
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While Mr. Omarwas chowing down,
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my father's blood pressurewas going up.
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Oh, no, no,
I'll take the big one, baby.
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So, uh, where are the kids?
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Oh, they're having dinner
in their rooms.
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Oh, y'all got any more
corn bread?
259
00:10:55,048 --> 00:10:57,004
Yeah, it's...
it's in the kitchen.
260
00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:00,401
Honey? Would you help me
get some more corn bread?
261
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,067
Oh, it's right on the stove.
262
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,700
I really need your help.
263
00:11:04,908 --> 00:11:06,733
Now you see, that's what
I'm talking about.
264
00:11:06,776 --> 00:11:09,163
That's what a real relationship
is all about.
265
00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:10,269
Bible says,
266
00:11:10,327 --> 00:11:12,523
behind every great man
is a great woman.
267
00:11:12,947 --> 00:11:13,961
You're on it, brother.
268
00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:15,172
I like that.
269
00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,668
- Thank you.
- You got it.
270
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:18,621
I'm gonna get some
more of this corn bread.
271
00:11:18,698 --> 00:11:19,668
All right.
272
00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:22,367
Be right back.
273
00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:27,981
Why did you invite
him to dinner?
274
00:11:28,038 --> 00:11:29,856
I didn't invite him.
He just showed up.
275
00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:33,049
How am I supposed to relax if you keep
bringing home people for me to feed?
276
00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:34,689
He's not talking aboutMr. Omar,
277
00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,107
he's talking about the kids.
278
00:11:36,204 --> 00:11:38,809
- Baby, I just couldn't say no.
- Why not?
279
00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:40,590
Because I didn't want
to be impolite.
280
00:11:40,654 --> 00:11:42,414
You know I like to make
a good impression.
281
00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:44,879
Making a good impression wasimportant to my mother.
282
00:11:46,769 --> 00:11:47,811
What are you doing?
283
00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:49,067
I'm spraying for ants.
284
00:11:49,134 --> 00:11:50,467
Didn't we call
the exterminator?
285
00:11:50,534 --> 00:11:52,242
I don't want him to think
we've got ants.
286
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,405
Why are we trying to make
a good impression on him?
287
00:11:54,444 --> 00:11:55,428
It's just dinner.
288
00:11:55,678 --> 00:11:57,010
For goodness sakes!
289
00:11:58,267 --> 00:11:59,939
And I hear you
making that face.
290
00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,779
Hey, Mom, can I have
some more vegetables?
291
00:12:02,895 --> 00:12:04,301
Sure you can, son.
292
00:12:05,214 --> 00:12:06,352
There you go.
293
00:12:06,736 --> 00:12:09,234
Hey, what's it like being around
dead people all the time?
294
00:12:09,544 --> 00:12:10,721
Drew, that is not
295
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,465
dinner conversation.
Now go on upstairs.
296
00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:16,437
Oh, that's all right.
The boy's just curious.
297
00:12:18,193 --> 00:12:21,338
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Julius.
Did you want any more of this?
298
00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:23,292
No, no, I'm fine.
299
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,829
This is a good dinner,
isn't it?
300
00:12:25,964 --> 00:12:26,977
Thank you.
301
00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:28,408
I could do this every week.
302
00:12:30,343 --> 00:12:31,401
Every week...
303
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:34,143
I'm sure glad I came down here
before I spent my good money.
304
00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:40,000
You better get down to the auditorium.
305
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,186
- You ready?
- Yep. I got my speech right here.
306
00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:44,193
You got any idea what
Caruso is going to say?
307
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,234
No.
308
00:12:45,301 --> 00:12:47,334
Whatever he's got,
it can't be better than this.
309
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,416
Thanks, Kashif.
310
00:12:50,609 --> 00:12:52,654
I guess*
311
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:04,261
How much did that cost?
312
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,740
Don't play with me, Julius.
313
00:13:06,382 --> 00:13:07,759
I went to the
beauty parlor
314
00:13:07,797 --> 00:13:09,592
and found out I lost $10.
315
00:13:09,976 --> 00:13:11,781
And Vanessa,
my so-called friend,
316
00:13:11,847 --> 00:13:13,493
would only curl half my hair.
317
00:13:14,048 --> 00:13:16,220
Did you see my money laying
around here somewhere?
318
00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:18,079
Here's how that soundedto my father.
319
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,789
I went to the beauty parlor
and discovered that I lost my $10.
320
00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:26,656
You lost $10?
321
00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:28,702
That's $10 worth of dollars.
322
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:31,913
Baby, don't worry, I know it's got
to be laying around here somewhere.
323
00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:34,286
Drew, Tonya,
come down here.
324
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,394
You sure nobody
was in your purse?
325
00:13:36,547 --> 00:13:38,829
Maybe, but I know it
wasn't one of my kids.
326
00:13:38,906 --> 00:13:40,546
We all knew better than that.
327
00:13:40,623 --> 00:13:43,248
We knew the legend f the boy
who went in his mother's purse.
328
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,927
Did you go in my purse?
329
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,425
- What?
- No!
330
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,079
Tell the truth, baby,
I'll let you go.
331
00:13:51,402 --> 00:13:53,100
Okay, I did.
332
00:13:53,442 --> 00:13:54,658
Drop his ass.
333
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:59,113
I told you
I'd let you go.
334
00:14:00,497 --> 00:14:01,829
Mama, what's wrong?
335
00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:03,604
Did one of y'all find $10?
336
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:04,761
I didn't.
337
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,052
He couldn't look guiltier
338
00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:07,962
if his lawyer wasJohnnie Cochran.
339
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,081
Drew?
340
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,187
Was it on the stairs?
341
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,538
"Was it on the stairs?"
342
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:14,777
Boy, if I knew where I lost it,
I would have it right now.
343
00:14:15,012 --> 00:14:17,115
I should snatch
the scabs off of you.
344
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,909
Next time you find money
around this house
345
00:14:18,948 --> 00:14:20,780
you better let me know,
do you understand me?
346
00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:21,854
Yes, ma'am.
347
00:14:21,892 --> 00:14:24,381
Good.
Boy done lost his mind.
348
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,152
Give me my $10.
349
00:14:26,695 --> 00:14:27,852
I spent it.
350
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,261
Oh, no, you didn't.
351
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,817
You owe me $10.
352
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,862
Please just get out of my sight.
Go, just, go.
353
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:40,971
Can you believe...?
354
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:46,134
The one time I thought I hadCaruso beat,
355
00:14:46,192 --> 00:14:48,429
he pulled something thateven I couldn't believe.
356
00:14:48,507 --> 00:14:52,211
Men should be judged not by
the color of their skin,
357
00:14:52,501 --> 00:14:54,835
but by the content
of their character.
358
00:14:59,747 --> 00:15:03,972
And in closing, I'd like to say,
keep hope alive.
359
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:05,875
Keep hope alive.
360
00:15:06,108 --> 00:15:07,825
Keep hope alive.
361
00:15:10,296 --> 00:15:12,041
Caruso wouldn't knowJesse Jackson
362
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,389
from Reggie Jackson.
363
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:16,304
You can't go out there.
364
00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:17,688
You don't have a speech.
365
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,073
You're going to lose.
366
00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:21,528
I'm not going to win
if I stay back here.
367
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:27,802
Upside your head.
368
00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:29,473
The next politicianto use that move
369
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,228
was Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
370
00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:34,096
Settle down, settle down.
That was Joey Caruso who's running...
371
00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:36,258
What are you going to say?
372
00:15:36,624 --> 00:15:37,724
I don't know.
373
00:15:38,224 --> 00:15:40,385
Well, it was a good run.
374
00:15:42,836 --> 00:15:44,751
- Yeah, I guess.
- Now I'm going to introduce
375
00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:47,232
the nominee for eighth grade
vice president--
376
00:15:47,368 --> 00:15:50,552
Frankie DiPaolo
and his running mate Chris.
377
00:15:51,807 --> 00:15:53,158
Sorry, man.
378
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,749
Even though I didn't havea speech,
379
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,428
I did have something to say.
380
00:16:18,314 --> 00:16:21,883
When I decided to run for
eighth grade class president,
381
00:16:22,019 --> 00:16:24,314
I was running for
a lot of different reasons.
382
00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:26,763
What I never really asked myself
383
00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:29,221
was, did I really want
to be class president?
384
00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:31,150
Well, I do.
385
00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:35,528
You know, I don't know
what I can do as class president,
386
00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:38,211
but this is what
I'm going to try to do.
387
00:16:38,626 --> 00:16:40,787
I'm going to try to get you lockers
388
00:16:40,845 --> 00:16:42,395
with combinations that work.
389
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,776
I'm tired of coming in
390
00:16:43,853 --> 00:16:47,048
to my locker and seeing that
everything I own is gone.
391
00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:49,572
I'm going to try to get you
392
00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:52,378
textbooks
from this decade.
393
00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:56,565
I've got a textbook that says
Dwight Eisenhower's president.
394
00:16:57,897 --> 00:16:59,692
Who is Dwight Eisenhower?
395
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:01,697
I don't know.
396
00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:04,398
And what about
that lunch room food?
397
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,757
I had some Jell-O last week
that was harder than the bowl.
398
00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:12,337
And what's with all the salami?
399
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,839
Did someone vote for salami?
400
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,458
Do we have any bologna?
401
00:17:17,743 --> 00:17:18,862
Ham?
402
00:17:18,919 --> 00:17:20,540
Can I get a slice of cheese?
403
00:17:22,602 --> 00:17:25,148
And if we have hot dogs
on Tuesday,
404
00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:29,892
I don't want to have hot dog
casserole Wednesday and Thursday
405
00:17:29,989 --> 00:17:32,130
and then franks and beans
on Friday.
406
00:17:32,227 --> 00:17:33,230
Change it up.
407
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,827
And do we have to say the Pledge
of Allegiance every day?
408
00:17:39,902 --> 00:17:41,407
It's a pledge.
409
00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:43,270
We can say it once.
410
00:17:43,319 --> 00:17:45,180
What, they don't trust
us or something?
411
00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:48,103
And how about we get field trips
412
00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:50,210
to places where people
actually want to go?
413
00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:53,104
I'm not going to the botanical
gardens one more time.
414
00:17:54,253 --> 00:17:55,835
How about Coney Island?
415
00:17:57,268 --> 00:17:58,560
Or Times Square?
416
00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:01,264
Let's go s the Knicks.
417
00:18:01,544 --> 00:18:03,184
Let's go see the Yankees.
418
00:18:03,338 --> 00:18:05,151
Heck, I'll even go see Cats.
419
00:18:07,279 --> 00:18:09,883
But if I go to the botanical
gardens one more time,
420
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,414
I'm gonna slap the sap
out of somebody.
421
00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:19,171
Now I know it's been
a long time coming,
422
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,892
but as your eighth grade
class president
423
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,767
I promise you a change
is gonna come.
424
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:30,540
My name is Chris,
and I'm running
425
00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:33,068
for your eighth grade
class president.
426
00:18:38,371 --> 00:18:40,397
It was great to heara crowd say my name
427
00:18:40,455 --> 00:18:42,480
and not follow it with,"Let's get him."
428
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,276
The winner
429
00:18:48,354 --> 00:18:51,074
of the student government
election for eighth grade
430
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,748
class president is...
431
00:18:56,955 --> 00:18:58,209
Chris.
432
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,755
I wanted to becomeclass president
433
00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:20,878
because I wanted peopleto believe in me.
434
00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:24,780
But the only reason I won wasbecause I believed in myself.
435
00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:29,057
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
436
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:32,995
Good morning,
Mr. President.
437
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,406
Becoming class president reallydid change things.
438
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,026
For one, my familywas really proud of me.
439
00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:39,291
My man.
440
00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:42,680
Now that you're class president,
can you start a war?
441
00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:43,761
No.
442
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:44,976
Hey, Chris, I bet now
443
00:19:45,015 --> 00:19:46,751
you'll get all kinds
of girls, huh?
444
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:49,474
Drew, you do not use
the presidency to get girls.
445
00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:51,039
Too easy.
446
00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:53,470
I'm really proud of you, son.
447
00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:54,747
Thanks, Dad.
448
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,218
Yeah, class president feltreally good,
449
00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:08,475
but later that nightI had a dream.
450
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,881
Oh, my God!
451
00:20:22,581 --> 00:20:24,914
Birdyben/Sixe
452
00:20:24,964 --> 00:20:29,514
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