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Window cleaner.
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Uh...
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"Cold cuts."
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"Paper towels."
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Ugh!
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"Oranges."
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Mustard.
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Uh, mustard.
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Mustard, mustard, mustard.
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Don't we have any grey poupon?
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You may have heard
of grocery stores.
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They work in much the same way,
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but when you're finished,
they take money from you.
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Doogie, this post card
might interest you.
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It's from Rachel Wilson.
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She'll be in town and
would love to see you.
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Honey, your babysitter's here.
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Mom, I don't need a babysitter.
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Doogie, say hello to Rachel.
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Hi, doogie.
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Hallelujah
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Hallelujah
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Hallelujah, hallelujah
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Hallelujah...
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I'm Rachel.
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We're going to have
lots of fun tonight.
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Hallelujah
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Hallelujah
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Hallelujah, hallelujah
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Doogie?
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Doogie? Doogie?
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You do remember Rachel,
don't you?
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Sorta.
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We're with Nathan Gage,
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writer, director,
and star of metroland's
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$20 million remake
of the three musketeers...
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Three men and a mission.
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Thanks for joining us, Nathan.
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Oh, it's a pleasure, Ted.
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His old man was a plumber.
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You got your big break
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by ambushing Clint Eastwood.
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I crashed his inauguration party
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when he was made
mayor of carmel.
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I dressed as a waiter
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and served him
a copy of my script
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along with the spring rolls.
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What chutzpa!
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I love this guy.
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The guy used to dig
pools for a living.
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He knew what it was like
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to be outside looking in.
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He read my script, talked
about it for a half hour.
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Some may say I acted
out of desperation.
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I say it was basic enterprise.
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It sure worked for you.
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We'll be right back
with Daryl Hannah
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right after these messages.
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You know what's missing
in my life, doog?
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Not talent. Not intellect.
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Opportunity!
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If I could just
meet a guy like that,
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who's come up from nothing.
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Imagine if I got on the bus
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and Nathan Gage was right there!
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We'd trade stories
about our dads.
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I'd give him my script.
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My life would change forever.
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He'd see how enthusiastic I was.
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Everything would
take off from there.
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How do I find
an opportunity like that?
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You don't find
opportunities like that.
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You make them.
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That's his whole point.
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I'm just going to have
to prove to Nathan Gage
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I can be as gutsy as he can.
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Excuse me, doog,
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but you could
sterilize instruments
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in that mouth by now.
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Good, because
the most beautiful woman
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I have ever known
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is about to come up
in that elevator.
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Who?
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My old babysitter Rachel Wilson,
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my greatest
prepubescent passion.
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Yeah, well, don't get
your hopes up, doog.
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Isn't there something else
you could be doing now?
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Yeah, having a rendezvous
with destiny.
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Don't be surprised
if the next time you see me,
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I'm driving Nathan Gage's
range rover to the car wash.
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Doogie, Rachel's here.
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Doogie, my god!
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Look how you've changed!
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Rachel, my god.
Look how you haven't.
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Hi. I'm not gonna try any con,
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because I'm sure
you've heard them all.
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My name is Vincent delpino,
I'm a film student.
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I want to give a script
to Nathan Gage.
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Just wanna drop it off
and leave.
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I know you realize
this is important to me,
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because I'm sure at one time
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you had ambitions beyond
being a security guard.
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So what do you say?
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Thanks very much.
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On with the show.
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It was one of those
whirlwind romances.
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Everybody told me
I was moving too fast,
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but I didn't listen.
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How long were you married?
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Eight months.
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Yeah. It was devastating
at the time.
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I've moved on
to simple embarrassment.
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I guess I'm getting over it.
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I thought Andrew was the one.
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Now I don't know what I think.
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You interested in a cliche?
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As long as it's not
"time heals all wounds."
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No. Per ardua ad astra.
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Oh, a Latin cliche.
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Through hardship to the stars.
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Oh, a doctor's mind
but a poet's heart.
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It's so weird
that you're a doctor.
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I can still see you playing
with your toy cars,
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trying to get me crawl
around on the floor with you.
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Will you make
that little car sound?
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- No.
- Come on.
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No. No.
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- Rachel.
- That's how you sounded
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when you didn't want
to go to bed.
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I am not ten years old anymore.
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You're always gonna be
little doogie to me.
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- Hey!
- Doctor...
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I'd like you to meet
a very good friend.
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- This is Rachel Wilson.
- Hi.
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I used to be
doogie's babysitter.
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No kidding.
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Did you change his diapers?
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I was ten years old.
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When I was ten, I was hopelessly
in love with my babysitter.
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I used to try and get her to
play cards with me on the floor,
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hoping that she would bend over,
and I would peek down...
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Thank you.
That's a very sweet story.
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- Hey, curly.
- Hmm?
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Say hello to doogie's
old baby sitter, Rachel.
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- Hi, Rachel.
- Hi.
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I used to babysit for
this kid, Tommy elkins.
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What a monster.
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He used to make me push
his toy train around the tracks
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for hours,
just so he can look down my...
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What is this voyeuristic
fixation?
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This staff has a one-track mind.
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Maybe some ten-year-old boys
just wanted to play cars.
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Whoops. He did it, too.
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Yeah.
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- Sixteen-year-old male.
- What happened?
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He was on a construction site
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and fell three stories
to concrete.
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Probable skull fracture,
possible spine fracture.
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He's in full arrest.
Move him over here stat.
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- Ready over here.
- Call a crash cart.
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Watch his lines. Ready?
One, two, three, go.
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- There we go. Easy.
- Get this out of here.
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All right.
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Get .5 milligrams epi.
Get him intubated.
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Give me a seven tube.
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- And ringers?
- Yes.
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- Is the epi in?
- Here they are.
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- What do we got?
- We've got a pulse.
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Ready with the Lidocaine.
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We've got some
intracranial bleeding.
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Get hold of the parents.
We'll need consent.
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We may need burr holes.
Call the neuro resident stat.
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Go. Check the ecg leads.
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- Something is loose.
- Got it.
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Guess he's not our
little doogie anymore.
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Call X-ray.
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We'll need three views
of the c-spine,
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an ap chest and pelvis,
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and a ct scan of his head.
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Let's go!
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Yeah, hi. Delpino plumbing.
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I got a call about blocked
drains on stage 19.
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I didn't get a call
about blocked drains.
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The guy said he was
up to his ankles in muck.
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I don't think his first priority probably
wasn't calling the guard gate.
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Hey, you think
I'm dying to up there
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and ram my arms up to the elbows
in all that unsavory flotsam?
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Pull to the side,
please. I'll call.
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O.K. I don't have time for this.
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Want to back it up there?
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I just have to call.
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We're in a recession.
Time is money.
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Yeah, you!
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Come on! Back it up!
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Oh, yeah, Mr. big
deal in the Mercedes.
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Would you help me, please?
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You won't let me in,
won't let me out.
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What's it going to be?
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O.K., o.K.
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Building 19. First right.
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Thank you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can I help you?
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I know where I'm going. Thanks.
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Closed set.
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Any idiot could see that.
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The sign right there
says it all.
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Who are you?
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Who am I?
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I'm from another production,
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one with an open set...
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Open to anyone, actually,
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and, um, I just came down to
see how your system works,
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and, frankly, I find it
a little punitive,
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but that's out of my hands.
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You know what? I better
go back where I belong.
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Thanks.
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We need the
musketeers on the set.
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There it is. The fourth
star on the right.
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It's in the
constellation eridanus.
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Take a look.
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Oh, wow!
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That's mine?
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Yeah.
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That star
is officially registered
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as star Rachel Ellen Wilson.
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It's been that way since
September 12, 1984.
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Corny, huh?
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Well, yeah,
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but great corny.
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I was going to give that
to you for your birthday,
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but you moved away, and
I never saw you again.
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So happy birthday.
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Wow! My own little slice
of immortality.
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Oh, it's a great gift.
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I remember I used to sit
at my bedroom window
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and look at that star
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and wonder where you were.
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Guess I had a crush on you.
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I know.
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Doogie, a genius premed student
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doesn't really think
there's monsters under his bed.
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I think you just wanted me
to lie down with you.
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I...
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I found something else
at my mom's house.
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Uh, it's a little blast
from the past, as they say.
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Oh, my god.
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Remember how you taught
me to dance to this?
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Over and over and over.
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This time, I'll lead.
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So long
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I've been lookin' too hard
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I've been waiting too long
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sometimes I don't know
what I will find
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I only know
it's a matter of time
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when you love someone
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when you love someone
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it feels so right
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so warm and true
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I need to know
if you feel it, too
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maybe I'm wrong...
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When you were little...
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I used to think,
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"this boy is going to grow
up to be a fine man."
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Were you right?
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Yes, I was.
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I've been waiting
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for a girl like you
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to come into my life
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I've been waiting
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for a girl like you
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your lovin' will survive...
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Oh, god. Oh, god.
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This is great.
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00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,380
This is like a dream come true.
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This isa dream come true...
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Nine years in the making.
277
00:15:13,282 --> 00:15:17,120
I want you to know how
much I appreciate this.
278
00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:21,189
This is how good
a woman's hair smells.
279
00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:23,725
These are the hairs
I learned from,
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and your skin...
281
00:15:26,062 --> 00:15:29,377
And your mouth and your eyes.
282
00:15:32,935 --> 00:15:35,376
Everything I believe to
be beautiful about women,
283
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I first saw in you.
284
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:42,878
So I'm your perfect woman?
285
00:15:42,879 --> 00:15:45,380
Oh, yes, yes. Yes, you are.
286
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:51,686
You really have me
on a pedestal.
287
00:15:51,687 --> 00:15:53,156
Oh, way up there.
288
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,763
I think we should stop.
289
00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:04,376
Why?
290
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,375
If we go any further,
291
00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:08,381
I won't be your fantasy anymore.
292
00:16:08,382 --> 00:16:11,379
Let me learn to live with that.
293
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:14,042
It's a struggle,
but I can do it.
294
00:16:14,043 --> 00:16:17,375
I'm not stopping for you.
295
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,915
I'm stopping for me.
296
00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:25,187
Doogie, I had a cold dose
of reality in my marriage.
297
00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:28,723
I could really use a
little illusion right now.
298
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:32,375
I know that anything
that happened between us
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00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:34,377
would be so wonderful,
300
00:16:34,378 --> 00:16:37,377
but there's nothing
I could ever be
301
00:16:37,378 --> 00:16:41,036
that would be better
than what you think I am
302
00:16:41,037 --> 00:16:42,805
at this moment.
303
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:48,376
...to make me feel alive
304
00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:50,382
yeah, waiting
305
00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:54,049
for a girl like you
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00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:56,251
to come into my life
307
00:16:56,252 --> 00:16:58,788
You make one beautiful star.
308
00:17:03,926 --> 00:17:05,961
You know any prayers, friend?
309
00:17:05,962 --> 00:17:07,930
I'll say one for you.
310
00:17:17,377 --> 00:17:18,741
Ha ha!
311
00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:43,298
And cut!
312
00:17:43,299 --> 00:17:44,373
Psst!
313
00:17:44,374 --> 00:17:45,382
Psst!
314
00:17:45,383 --> 00:17:48,203
Excuse me, Mr. Gage.
315
00:17:48,204 --> 00:17:50,171
I'm not really a corpse.
316
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,007
My name is Vincent delpino,
317
00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:54,379
and I'm a film student
at uni arts.
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00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:55,379
Jeff!
319
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,378
I saw your interview on TV
320
00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:59,375
when you said you admire
people with guts.
321
00:17:59,376 --> 00:18:00,749
What could be guttier than this?
322
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,380
I'll take care of this.
323
00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:04,380
Please, sir.
324
00:18:04,381 --> 00:18:06,379
I'm an artist to my soul.
325
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,382
Would you give me a break?
326
00:18:08,383 --> 00:18:09,925
Please read this.
327
00:18:09,926 --> 00:18:11,381
It's called the black lizard.
328
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,128
Let's go, little musketeer.
329
00:18:13,129 --> 00:18:15,230
Look, you've been through this.
330
00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:17,376
You're the son of a plumber.
331
00:18:17,377 --> 00:18:18,935
Hold it, Jeff.
332
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:24,773
We're all here because
somebody gave us a break.
333
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:27,075
This kid's taken quite a risk.
334
00:18:27,076 --> 00:18:29,077
That's my credo... Art is risk.
335
00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:30,912
If we don't surprise ourselves,
336
00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:33,248
how can we hope
to surprise anyone else?
337
00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:35,377
O.K.
338
00:18:35,378 --> 00:18:37,376
I'll read your script.
339
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,373
Vincent delpino.
340
00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:42,090
Thank you, sir.
Thank you so much.
341
00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:43,380
I knew you'd understand.
342
00:18:43,381 --> 00:18:45,060
Believe me, I do.
343
00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:47,295
You shouldn't be here right now.
344
00:18:47,296 --> 00:18:50,232
You're not an extra.
You're a writer.
345
00:18:51,383 --> 00:18:52,934
Wow!
346
00:18:52,935 --> 00:18:54,373
Did you hear that?
347
00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:56,771
I'm not just anyone getting
kicked off the set.
348
00:18:56,772 --> 00:18:59,708
I'm a writer getting
kicked off the set.
349
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,210
My number's on the cover.
Call me.
350
00:19:02,211 --> 00:19:03,374
Call me.
351
00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:07,916
I'll be back in five.
352
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,375
I'm not going to a major studio.
353
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:12,375
The studio system
stifles creativity.
354
00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:14,823
Drop me back
at my plumbing truck.
355
00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:17,383
I parked in Kevin
costner's parking space.
356
00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:41,116
The man betrayed me, doog.
357
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:44,379
Maybe some myths are
better left unexplored...
358
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:47,088
At least that's what
somebody told me.
359
00:19:47,089 --> 00:19:49,924
Oh, god.
360
00:19:49,925 --> 00:19:51,373
Turn it off.
361
00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:53,828
Everybody on the set
has been so terrific.
362
00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:56,264
No, wait, wait. Turn it up.
363
00:19:56,265 --> 00:19:58,374
Are you sure?
It'll make you more upset.
364
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,378
I couldn't be more upset.
365
00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:04,873
It's your blood pressure.
366
00:20:04,874 --> 00:20:07,842
It's a mistake to stick
too closely to a script.
367
00:20:07,843 --> 00:20:11,680
My philosophy
is that art is risk,
368
00:20:11,681 --> 00:20:14,949
and if we can't
surprise ourselves,
369
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:16,378
how can we hope
to surprise anybody else?
370
00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:18,019
I said that!
371
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,377
Those are my words!
372
00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:23,374
I stood on that stage,
and I said that to him.
373
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:24,375
The creep!
374
00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:25,894
Those are my words.
375
00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:27,095
Settle down.
376
00:20:27,096 --> 00:20:28,763
Actually, he's paying you
quite a compliment.
377
00:20:28,764 --> 00:20:29,998
Yeah, sure.
378
00:20:29,999 --> 00:20:31,378
Sure.
379
00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:33,868
Imitation is the sincerest
form of flattery, vin.
380
00:20:33,869 --> 00:20:36,376
A very good friend
has choreographed...
381
00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:37,872
Well, that's true.
382
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:40,308
This man is a movie legend,
383
00:20:40,309 --> 00:20:43,878
and you articulated a philosophy
of filmmaking for him.
384
00:20:43,879 --> 00:20:45,376
I'd be thrilled.
385
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,375
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
386
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:51,052
You know something,
doog, you're right.
387
00:20:51,053 --> 00:20:53,054
It is kind of flattering.
388
00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:54,380
I mean, amateurs borrow.
389
00:20:54,381 --> 00:20:56,382
Professionals steal.
390
00:20:56,383 --> 00:21:01,329
I've been stolen from by a
consummate professional.
391
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:03,374
I'm in the business!
392
00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:07,974
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