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What am I looking for in a man?
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He doesn't have to be smart
or good-looking or rich.
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I guess he just has to call me.
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Hello, there.
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I was born Nancy Jacobs,
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but my name is now shakzareen.
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Well, that's in this lifetime.
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What are my hobbies?
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Um, gee...
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Of course...
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Oh, god, I didn't
want to do that.
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All right, so I've made
this stupid videotape
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at this stupid
video dating place.
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So what now? Huh?
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Are you going to call? No.
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You'll sit back and judge me.
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You think I don't know that?
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Arrogant wimps.
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I guess I was 3 when we
moved to Kansas City.
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Very cold there.
Oh, boy, is it cold.
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And the winters just seemed
to go on and on and on and on.
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And the long, hot summers...
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Whew.
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Oh, and those hailstorms.
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Oh, boy, don't get me started
on those hailstorms.
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This is silly. I really am
an "up" kind of person.
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I think I was 4
when we moved to abilene.
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You want to hear about dust?
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- Vinnie.
- I remember...
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Video dating, doog.
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It's the wave of the future.
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A video pipeline to paradise.
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Doog, since I've been working
at close encounters,
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I've seen many
wonderful couplings.
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I think I know where
your problem lies.
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Let's just take a gander at Mr.
Excitement,
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shall we?
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Well, my name is, uh...
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Most women expect you to
get that one right away.
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Actually, it's two names.
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Doogie is a contraction
of Douglas.
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Uh, Douglas is my real name,
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but people call me doogie...
Whatever.
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Nerd meter rising.
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I'm a fairly rational
individual.
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I mean,
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I'm not a skydiving,
bungee-jumping,
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motorcycle-racing daredevil.
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How can I describe my loft?
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It's a big open space...
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But homey and warm.
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Actually, I saw this
terrific performance
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of tchaikovsky's 1812 overture
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last summer at
the Hollywood bowl.
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Oh, yeah...
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They had real
blasting cannons...
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And this amazing
fireworks display.
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It was, um...
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Da da da da da-da
da-da dum dum dum
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da da da da da-da
da-da dum dum dum
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I'm Roxanne rawlins.
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This is it, doog.
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I moved to L.A. three
years ago from Baltimore,
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home of the world's
freshest crabs!
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I don't want my videotape
in your stupid service.
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Just watch.
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I'm a hair stylist
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and I do a little
makeup on the side.
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And I believe in spontaneity.
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Some brunette, she'll
walk in real depressed,
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and I'll say something like,
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"why not go red?"
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You wouldn't believe how
they snap out of it.
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I have a motorcycle,
a Harley sportster.
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I love to ride up pch at night
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with the smell of the sea
coming off the waves.
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What are you doing?
It's not done yet.
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I've seen enough.
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She's not my type.
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Really, Mr. wham-bam-
no-thank-you-ma'am?
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Like you got girls lining
up outside your door?
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Give me a break, Vinnie.
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She's too... I don't know.
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What, you get bonus points for
making your mind up fast?
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Would it kill you to
take her out for coffee?
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I don't get it.
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My riveting performance
of the 1812 overture
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attracted roxy the biker babe?
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Prepare to be dazzled.
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Meet Doug howser...
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Tall, athletic, sensitive.
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Doug described himself
for us in seven words.
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Skydiving, bungee-jumping,
motorcycle-racing daredevil.
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Doug, you and your dream
girl are on the veranda.
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You move in close.
Your lips connect.
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Describe that moment.
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This amazing fireworks
display... blasting cannons.
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Whoa! I'm sweating!
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O.K., let's get serious.
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What are you looking
for in a relationship?
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Let's see,
how can I describe it?
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It's like a big open space,
but homey and warm.
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Ladies, I don't think I've
heard it put more beautifully.
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This is a woman's man.Aman's man.
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He has it all!
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I... I'm speechless.
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It's unbelievable.
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Isn't it?
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Isn't it?
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Unbelievable.
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Aah!
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Aah. Oh! Ooh!
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Hi, Greg.
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I'm Dr. howser.
I hear you hurt your arm.
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You're not the real Dr. howser.
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You know a Dr. David howser?
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Yeah, for the last 19 years.
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He's my father.
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He's our family doctor.
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I'm Hank Finney.
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Greg, I'm just going to
gently feel your arm.
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Let me know if it hurts.
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He's a tough kid.
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That's o.K. How did this happen?
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Greg, tell Dr. howser.
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You fell off your bike.
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I fell off my bike.
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Uh-huh.
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And how did that happen?
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Greg?
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I just fell off.
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Were you in the street?
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And did you swerve suddenly?
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For what? A dog? A cat?
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A dog.
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Greg, was anyone else
there when this happened?
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I don't know.
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I was in the house.
His mother's shopping.
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Is it broken?
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Um...
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We'll know more
after the x-rays.
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Why don't you go
to the waiting room
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while I take him to radiology?
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Oh. O.K.
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Hey...
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You hang in there, o.K.?
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I'm going to be right outside.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Who's my main guy?
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I am.
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Spiral fracture.
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There's a callus around
this old fracture.
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It looks like it's
a few months old.
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Hello, son. Hi, Ann.
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Hi, David.
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Thanks for coming down.
Would you look at this?
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Spiral fracture.
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I thought Greg
fell off his bike.
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What about this prior fracture?
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I treated that months ago.
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Do you remember how it happened?
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Uh...
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Let's see...
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Fell off his bike, I think.
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Dad, how well do you
know Greg's father?
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Very well.
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I've been Hank's doctor
since he was a teenager.
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Actually, he's
Greg's stepfather.
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Greg's mother had a pretty
rocky divorce three years ago.
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So both injuries occurred since
Hank Finney's been in the house.
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What are you suggesting?
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Greg says
he fell off his bike...
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Again.
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Yet there are no abrasions,
no road dirt.
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What he does have
is a spiral fracture
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which usually comes
from a twisting motion
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and severe contusions on
his shoulder and upper arm.
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Hold it. Child abuse?
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Um, Ann,
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I'll need some comparison
views of Greg's other arm.
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Sure. Right away.
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I'm going to have the child
abuse team interview the boy.
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You're acting very impulsively.
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I've got 30 minutes to decide
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whether Greg should be
released into Hank's care.
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What if I'm right?
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You're not listening.
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I told you, I know this man.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, your honor.
I had the x-rays,
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but my dad had this gut feeling
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that Hank Finney was a nice man.
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Yeah, that'll fly.
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The boy fits the profile
of an abused child...
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Withdrawn, sullen,
noncommunicative.
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Of course. He's
in a big hospital,
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being asked lots of
questions by a stranger.
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I think it's more than that.
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I recommend protective custody
pending further investigation.
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I agree.
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Wait. Let me talk to the boy.
I know him.
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Multiple interviews
at this juncture
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could confuse the child's
testimony in court.
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Now we're going to court?
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David, I didn't
make these rules.
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I'm not at Liberty
to break them.
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If these charges are unfounded,
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do you have any idea what
you'll put this family through?
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Unfortunately, we do.
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But our priority is
the safety of the child.
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Let's hold him.
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What's taking so long?
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Dr. howser, what are
you doing here?
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Is Greg all right?
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He's fine.
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But there seems
to be some question
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as to how Greg broke his arm.
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He fell off his bike.
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We don't normally associate
Greg's type of break
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with a low-impact fall.
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So we're going to keep him
here in the hospital
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until the child abuse team
can investigate.
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You think I hurt my kid?
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We need to know more
about the incident.
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I would never hurt Greg.
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Hank, this is a big institution
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bound by a lot of regulations,
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and they have to investigate
every possibility.
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No. I'm taking Greg home now!
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No, you're not.
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I don't care who you are...
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Get out of my way!
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What's wrong with you people?
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I'm not leaving without my kid.
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Don't worry. Everything's
going to be all right.
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Elaine.
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I'll wait with him.
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You've changed your mind?
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Override Nancy Harris' decision
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and let my father talk
to Greg Finney.
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25 minutes ago,
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I made a decision based
in good part on your opinion.
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I know, but I was wrong.
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No, you were right.
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We're handling this by the book.
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If you'll excuse me?
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I just saw a wife look
into her husband's eyes
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and not know who he was.
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I want us to do the right thing.
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Maybe we're getting
caught in a system.
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A system that was developed
with great thought and care.
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And it works well
in the normal scenario
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when we're forced to make judgments
about people we know little about.
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But this time, we have
a valuable tool...
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My father.
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Douglas, if this doesn't work,
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we could find ourselves in an
indefensible legal position.
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And if it does,
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we may save a family.
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This is kind of crazy, huh?
262
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,842
Come on. You can put
your legs down.
263
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,839
How you doing?
264
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,298
When can I go home?
265
00:15:34,299 --> 00:15:37,236
Oh, I hope very soon.
266
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,838
Greg, uh...
267
00:15:41,839 --> 00:15:45,177
We trust each other, right?
268
00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:54,219
Did you tell the truth about
falling off your bike?
269
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,843
No.
270
00:15:58,156 --> 00:15:59,591
Why not?
271
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,295
'Cause of my dad.
272
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,765
Your real dad or your stepdad?
273
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,700
My stepdad.
274
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:12,437
Are you afraid of your stepdad?
275
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,510
Has he ever hurt you?
276
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,479
What do you mean?
277
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,416
Well, has he ever hit you?
278
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:29,787
Or grabbed you or spanked you?
279
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,489
Has he ever yelled at you?
280
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,392
Once.
281
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:37,395
When I climbed up
on the garage roof.
282
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:40,398
He said never to do it again,
283
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:43,401
and I promised.
284
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,837
But then I hit my ball up there,
285
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:49,206
and I forgot.
286
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:51,837
Is that how you hurt your arm?
287
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:54,346
You fell off the roof?
288
00:16:55,838 --> 00:16:58,416
I grabbed onto the edge.
289
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,452
I tried to hold on.
290
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:05,456
Please don't tell him
I was bad, Dr. howser.
291
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,625
Why are you so afraid?
292
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:08,838
Because he'll get mad,
293
00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:12,530
then he'll go away
like my real dad did.
294
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,839
Ohh...
295
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,366
Oh, no.
296
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,203
No, Greg.
297
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,781
Mom! Dad!
298
00:17:30,782 --> 00:17:32,651
Hey, gregster!
299
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,388
I'm sorry I was bad.
300
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,290
Are you mad at me?
301
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,258
No, son, nobody's mad.
302
00:17:41,259 --> 00:17:43,836
We love you, sweetheart.
303
00:17:43,837 --> 00:17:45,841
That's all.
304
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,842
Can we all go home now?
305
00:17:54,835 --> 00:17:56,273
Bye, Dr. howser.
306
00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:59,838
Be sure and bring Greg
by my office next week.
307
00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:05,416
Mr. Finney...
308
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,720
I'm terribly sorry
you went through all this.
309
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,565
Got to love this job.
310
00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:23,300
You know, Douglas...
311
00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:25,336
I don't want to hear
"I told you so."
312
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,238
I'd do it again.
313
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:30,608
I know. You made a tough
call in a tough situation.
314
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,843
I admire that.
315
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,677
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
316
00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:36,781
I don't face this pressure
in private practice.
317
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,835
I wouldn't handle it as well.
318
00:18:38,836 --> 00:18:42,219
Your style is different
but maybe better.
319
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,834
You don't depend on the rules.
320
00:18:44,835 --> 00:18:48,759
You spend more time
looking for the exception.
321
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,663
I guess it never hurts
to take a second look.
322
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,465
That's good advice.
323
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:58,170
Well, don't forget,
I'm the real Dr. howser.
324
00:18:59,844 --> 00:19:02,839
And I love to ride up pch
325
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,342
with the wind
and the smell of the sea
326
00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:08,179
coming off the waves.
It's the best.
327
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,547
I don't believe this...
328
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,482
I'm flirting with the camera.
329
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,839
Pretty soon, we'll have
our dates on the tvs.
330
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,488
Fall in love,
get married, divorced,
331
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,843
and never leave the la-z-boy.
332
00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:22,839
I know you're out there.
333
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,840
I can almost hear you laughing.
334
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,835
It's nice to see a man
sweating over a hot stove.
335
00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:33,170
Very nineties.
336
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:36,674
Look out. Hot stuff.
Hot stuff coming through.
337
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,143
Let me get this straight.
338
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,843
Your friend doctored the tape,
339
00:19:40,844 --> 00:19:44,649
and what I saw was
basically, like, lies.
340
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:49,453
Embellishments.
341
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:50,789
Overstatements.
342
00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:53,725
Lies.
343
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:59,837
Well, is your name
really Doug, at least?
344
00:19:59,838 --> 00:20:01,838
Well, no, actually, it's not.
345
00:20:01,839 --> 00:20:03,400
Everyone calls me doogie.
346
00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:06,836
Let's stick with Doug, o.K.?
347
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,408
I hope I'm not a disappointment.
348
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:13,410
I'm not a daredevil or anything.
349
00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:14,578
You kidding?
350
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:17,414
A guy works in an emergency room
351
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:19,383
where anybody can mosey in
352
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,419
holding their severed
leg under their arm?
353
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,837
Sounds like a daredevil to me.
354
00:20:24,838 --> 00:20:27,838
Well... It is a lot of blood.
355
00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:29,426
There you go, Doug.
356
00:20:29,427 --> 00:20:31,842
Give the devil his due.
357
00:20:33,839 --> 00:20:35,432
To be honest,
358
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:38,402
I didn't want to go out with you
359
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,405
because of what
you said on the tape.
360
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,840
I just kind of liked
the shape of your head.
361
00:20:46,839 --> 00:20:48,412
Thank you.
362
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,581
It's one of my nicer features.
363
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,682
Yeah.
364
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:52,683
Here.
365
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,219
Oh, thanks.
366
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,793
Fresh Maryland crabs, huh?
367
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:03,843
Oh!
368
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,768
For the pride of Baltimore.
369
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,704
Charmed, I'm sure.
370
00:21:19,839 --> 00:21:21,746
Ooh. Careful.
371
00:21:21,796 --> 00:21:26,346
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