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Previously on
Another Period...
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May I have the ring, please?
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[moaning]
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[all shouting]
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Laverne has passed.
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You're much more beautiful
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than I ever could
have imagined.
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[gasps]
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[laughing]
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Now it's time
to make us official.
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You're right.
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They're divorce papers.
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Shit on my tits!
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This is Father Black--
Donohue Black.
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This is my simplest
daughter, Beatrice.
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The best thing you can do
for those you love
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is forcefully push
your beliefs upon them.
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This is
Mitchell P. Spiritwalker.
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I am with child.
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My husband and I
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are going to raise
this child together.
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Welcome home, Lady Dodo.
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You gave all my money
away to charity.
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I'll just take
the Abbey, then.
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No, you get nothing.
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Well, I suppose there's
only one respectable way
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to settle this--
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with a duel.
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[shrieks]
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Keep your little Abbey.
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Lady Beatrice
locked up the liquor.
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I want to go where
nobody knows my name.
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Where is she, Mary?
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Where is she?
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I want the money,
I want the fame
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I want the whole world
to know my name
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this is mine,
I got to get it
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I got to get it,
got, got to get it
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Another Period
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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[murmuring, whining]
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What is this hellhole?
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Who are these people?
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Why are they dressed
so terribly?
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Why is that man's
face so woolly?
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Um, this was a bad idea.
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I think we should go.
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No, alcohol must
always trump judgment.
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Um, Miss Lillian,
I really think we must go.
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No, I'm staying here.
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Garfield, leave me here!
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I would never leave you.
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You can and you will!
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Innkeeper!
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This-- this Greek fellow
is bothering me.
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All right, out you go,
you dandy.
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- Come on.
- No, Lillian!
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[rapping indistinctly]
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[dramatic musical swell]
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[gasps]
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[panting]
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[moaning]
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[dishes clatter]
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[blowing, whimpering]
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, I never thought I could
have it all, but now I do.
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[tires screeching]
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Husband? Darling?
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What's wrong?
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Um, just my eyes--
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I'm having a hard time seeing.
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Beginning to think maybe I
shouldn't have taken
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those bandages off so soon.
[chuckles]
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The doctor did say
to wait a week.
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[gasps]
Whoa!
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Uh, Hortense,
I've gone blind.
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- Oh, my goodness!
- I can't see.
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- Oh!
- I need you to get the drops.
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Oh, the drops!
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Oh, no!
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Oh-- my love, please!
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I finally found happiness
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only to careen
into a ditch!
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Wait, wait!
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I can see.
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- I can see.
- [gasps]
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Hortense, you've saved us.
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Oh, that was close.
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]
Thank you, Hortense.
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I mean... Mrs. Fusselforth.
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[slow rock music]
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Oh, thank goodness
I found you.
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"Thank goodness I found you."
[laughs]
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Chancellor Fong,
meet my wife.
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This is the prime minister
of Taiwan.
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- Hello.
- [laughing]
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Um, my water--
it's broken.
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And?
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And I-- I need you
to deliver my baby.
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Oh, Blanche.
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I would love to.
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I-- I would, I just--
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[chuckles]
It's the Sabbath.
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But you're a doctor...
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and my husband.
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And I-- and I get that.
I do, I just...
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I can't do any
strenuous labor on Shabbat.
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You understand.
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Can you
light a pipe on Shabbat?
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I'm impressed that
you know the Hebrew.
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Uh, but no, technically not.
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One can always make
exceptions, though.
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Can't you make an exception
for the birth of my child?
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Please?
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Blanche...
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I'm going to give you 30 seconds
to get out of this room
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before I get physically
violent with you.
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That I'm allowed
to do on Shabbat.
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- Out!
- [screaming]
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I'm going to give birth alone.
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So that's what's
happening right now.
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[dramatic musical flourish]
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Do you have the champagne
with the gold flecks in it
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that Peepers serves
on Spaghetti Sundays?
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Oh, yeah, I have
exactly that.
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Right here.
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Oh, my.
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You have less teeth
than a usual man.
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You must save a pretty penny
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on toothbrushes
and toothpaste.
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[shrieks]
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turn up, turn up, turn up
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turn up the bass
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I can't believe
this is all really happening.
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I am married to the most
powerful man in media.
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Oh, I can't wait to start
publishing my columns and books.
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[chuckling]
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Hortense,
you make me laugh.
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Pardon me?
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Well, we're married now.
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It's time for you to start
popping out those babies.
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But I thought my writing
was why you married me.
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Well, yeah,
but you're mine now.
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But I told you
I'm barren.
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Well, we'll adopt.
Ha ha!
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I don't know why you're
being so difficult about this.
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The point is, you're going to
stay home and rear our children.
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But you kept saying
how much you admired me
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being a strong, single woman.
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You hit the nail on the head
with that word, "single."
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You're not single anymore,
are you, Hortense?
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This is making me
very aggravated--
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very aggravated.
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It's too much excitement.
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I'm sorry, darling.
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You're right, of course.
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I was being a mouthy wife.
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Well, yes.
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I know what will
make you feel better.
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Oh. Huh?
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Oh.
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Oh...
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Hortense.
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Well...
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[inhales]
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[grunts]
Not, not so much--
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not so much teeth, Hortense.
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Ahh!
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Gah!
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- Aaaah!
- [tires screeching]
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[both screaming]
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[boom]
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When I think about how close
we came to foreclosure,
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my balls become pancakes.
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[both giggling]
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Yes...
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[both murmuring, giggling]
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What?
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Can you not see
we're celebrating?
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Right. We're sorry to
bother you at this hour,
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but there's been an accident.
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Hortense and Bertram...
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they're daid.
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[dramatic musical flourish]
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They're daid!
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[dramatic musical flourish]
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They're died-ded!
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[dramatic musical flourish]
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They're walkin' in
the green fields
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with baby Jesus.
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Right.
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And we can only imagine
how sad it must be
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to lose a daughter.
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Actually,
I'd imagine it's roughly
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one-tird as difficult
as losin' a son.
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And just a little bit
harder
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- than losing a kitty-cat.
- Right.
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Oh, my sweet, brown gal.
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I wish I'd appreciated you
more in life.
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Bright side--
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we still have all of
Fusselforths' money.
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- Hmm?
- No.
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There's no money.
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They were married just today.
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There's no will.
There's nothing.
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Oh, don't you say dat.
You take heart!
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There's always sometin.
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There's whiskey.
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Aye, and there's, uh,
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lambs and whores.
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Shepherd's pie.
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Aye, and the wink you get
from a redhead
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when you know
you're taking her home.
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Aye, living all your days
from dis day to dat
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without telling your family
you looved 'em.
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Yes, you've still got hope.
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Get out!
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Good evenin'.
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Aye. Sorry about
your daughter.
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[groans]
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No.
[sobbing]
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[moaning]
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opa, opa, opa
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mama, mama, mama, mama
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that's how the sailor
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eats a beaver
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[all cheering]
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crowd: Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, hey!
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[cheers and applause]
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- [shouts]
- [pitcher shatters]
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[laughter]
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Lillian?
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What's going on?
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Who are you?
What is this?
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Some kind of ladies' night
or something?
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["Seinfeld"-like sting]
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Ladies' night?
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I think I just
coined a phrase.
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[laughter]
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[applause]
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[energetic music]
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[shrieks]
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Ow, ooh, ooh.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Yogurt spoon, pudding spoon,
fish fork, crab tong.
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Yogurt spoon, pudding
spoon, fish fork, crab tong,
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Yogurt spoon-pudding spoon-
fish fork-crab tong!
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- [screaming]
- [liquid gushing]
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- [baby crying]
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh...
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[baby crying]
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Ah! I never thought
I'd get a chance
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to do that again.
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It feels so exhilarating.
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Uh!
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Beatrice,
just leave me alone.
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Let me live my life.
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Lillian, you are my
sister and my best friend,
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and I don't want you
to go to Hell.
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Now please, just--
just drop the bottle
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and let God slip inside you.
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If you just let him in,
it feels so good.
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Leave me alone.
267
00:10:08,587 --> 00:10:11,588
These are my new
best friends now.
268
00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,257
See this guy?
269
00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:14,858
His name's The Gorilla,
270
00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:17,327
and he's my new sister.
271
00:10:17,329 --> 00:10:19,797
No. No.
272
00:10:19,799 --> 00:10:21,565
No, that's Mr. S. talking.
273
00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:23,400
That's Satan.
274
00:10:23,402 --> 00:10:25,169
[dramatic music]
275
00:10:25,171 --> 00:10:27,271
Oh, so you're crazy now.
276
00:10:27,273 --> 00:10:28,672
[shouting]
277
00:10:28,674 --> 00:10:30,941
No more...
278
00:10:30,943 --> 00:10:32,409
[glass shattering]
279
00:10:32,411 --> 00:10:34,411
alcohol!
280
00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:36,080
[glass shattering]
281
00:10:36,082 --> 00:10:38,415
[dramatic music]
282
00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:39,583
Lillian,
give me the bottle.
283
00:10:39,585 --> 00:10:40,784
- No.
- Give me the bottle.
284
00:10:40,786 --> 00:10:42,119
- No.
- Give me the bottle!
285
00:10:42,121 --> 00:10:43,787
- No!
- Lillian, give me the bottle!
286
00:10:43,789 --> 00:10:45,389
- Ah!
- [thud]
287
00:10:45,391 --> 00:10:47,224
[panting]
288
00:10:47,226 --> 00:10:48,559
No.
289
00:10:48,561 --> 00:10:50,561
Lillian?
290
00:10:50,563 --> 00:10:53,764
Lillian, stop joking.
291
00:10:53,766 --> 00:10:55,099
Lillian!
292
00:10:55,101 --> 00:10:56,800
Lillian? Lillian?
293
00:10:56,802 --> 00:10:59,470
Lillian, come here.
294
00:10:59,472 --> 00:11:01,972
[melancholy notes]
295
00:11:01,974 --> 00:11:04,942
[dramatic music]
296
00:11:04,944 --> 00:11:08,879
297
00:11:08,881 --> 00:11:11,748
Now that's what I call
a ladies' night!
298
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,284
[electric guitar riff]
299
00:11:14,286 --> 00:11:16,720
[chuckles]
Drinks on the house, huh?
300
00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:18,122
[all cheering]
301
00:11:18,124 --> 00:11:19,656
Oh, wait, no.
She broke 'em all.
302
00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:22,159
- Never mind.
all: - Aww.
303
00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:25,629
oh, my, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh
304
00:11:25,631 --> 00:11:27,164
305
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:31,101
Hello, my love. Hello.
306
00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:32,436
David?
307
00:11:32,438 --> 00:11:35,272
No, not David.
308
00:11:35,274 --> 00:11:37,141
Erasmus?
309
00:11:37,143 --> 00:11:38,942
That's a good name.
310
00:11:38,944 --> 00:11:40,244
Blanche!
311
00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:42,112
Oh, what is this mess?
312
00:11:42,114 --> 00:11:45,449
Oh, I just gave
birth to my baby.
313
00:11:45,451 --> 00:11:48,085
Fine, but Lady Chair
requests your presence
314
00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:50,587
- in the parlor and pool room.
- Yes, but--
315
00:11:50,589 --> 00:11:51,955
Your seven minutes
of maternity leave are up.
316
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:54,324
And you recall what happened
when Esther
317
00:11:54,326 --> 00:11:55,926
took 13 minutes of
maternity leave,
318
00:11:55,928 --> 00:11:57,694
and when she returned,
her position had been filled
319
00:11:57,696 --> 00:11:59,730
by Marcello, who works here
to this day.
320
00:11:59,732 --> 00:12:01,398
Well, yes, but I haven't
even gotten to feed
321
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,833
what's-his-name yet.
322
00:12:02,835 --> 00:12:04,268
Well, how hungry
could he be, Blanche?
323
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:05,702
He just got here.
324
00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:07,838
- Peepers!
- It's Lady Dodo.
325
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,206
Hide that child!
Hide it!
326
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,542
No, not in the silver!
Oh, Blanche!
327
00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:13,343
That's fine, that's fine.
Now go, go!
328
00:12:13,345 --> 00:12:15,646
And clean yourself up.
You reek of amniotic fluid.
329
00:12:15,648 --> 00:12:18,715
[gasps]
Lady Dodo, you're dying!
330
00:12:18,717 --> 00:12:22,019
Let me cut my wrists so I
may serve you in heaven.
331
00:12:22,021 --> 00:12:25,989
Peepers, you've always taken
great care of me.
332
00:12:25,991 --> 00:12:29,359
You've been the finest butler
a lady could ever have,
333
00:12:29,361 --> 00:12:32,296
except for your predecessor,
Jones.
334
00:12:32,298 --> 00:12:35,666
Oh, and his predecessor
before him, Josephat.
335
00:12:35,668 --> 00:12:39,570
Oh, and that butler over
at Digsby Manor.
336
00:12:39,572 --> 00:12:41,405
I've always loved him.
337
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:43,407
Marvelous mustache.
338
00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:45,442
I will do anything
for you, Lady Dodo.
339
00:12:45,444 --> 00:12:48,412
Ah, well, I need only
one more--
340
00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:50,214
- [baby fussing]
- Is that a child?
341
00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:51,848
No, that's Blanche's
baby.
342
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:53,650
Ugh. There's only
one more thing
343
00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:56,053
I need from you.
344
00:12:56,055 --> 00:12:57,521
Oh, Dorothea.
345
00:12:57,523 --> 00:12:59,590
I would love to dance
with you.
346
00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:01,325
No, you fool.
347
00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:04,161
I need you to sign
some papers, mister...
348
00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:06,096
Spiritwalker.
349
00:13:14,921 --> 00:13:16,721
[crying]
350
00:13:16,723 --> 00:13:20,424
The one thing we didn't lose
in this terrible tragedy
351
00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:23,728
is our very real love
for one another.
352
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,062
Love?
353
00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:29,934
I could never love you.
354
00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:33,971
I am a rare beauty, and you
are a leathery plum--
355
00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:36,207
a constant
356
00:13:36,209 --> 00:13:39,577
disgusting reminder
357
00:13:39,579 --> 00:13:43,381
of the depths I'm willing
to sink for money.
358
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,316
What?
359
00:13:45,318 --> 00:13:47,084
Crisis averted.
360
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:49,754
The money's saved.
361
00:13:49,756 --> 00:13:52,089
Ha! Just joshin'.
362
00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:54,926
Commy?
363
00:13:54,928 --> 00:13:57,128
Hmm?
[giggling]
364
00:13:57,130 --> 00:14:00,798
So this morning, I get a call
from the Bank of Newport.
365
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,367
Now, they say there is
some unusual activity
366
00:14:03,369 --> 00:14:04,702
in your account.
367
00:14:04,704 --> 00:14:07,171
For the past 15 years,
Dodo has been giving
368
00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:09,240
millions of dollars away
to charity--
369
00:14:09,242 --> 00:14:11,242
the Street Dwellers Charity,
370
00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:12,877
Unwed Mothers of Newport,
371
00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:15,212
the United Coloreds
of Benetton.
372
00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:17,181
It goes on and on and on.
373
00:14:17,183 --> 00:14:21,319
Well, all of the companies
folded this afternoon--
374
00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:22,987
all of them.
375
00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:26,457
And they all transferred
their funds to one place--
376
00:14:26,459 --> 00:14:28,492
the Abbey,
377
00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:30,795
your Abbey.
378
00:14:30,797 --> 00:14:32,964
You're going to be okay.
379
00:14:32,966 --> 00:14:36,000
[somber music]
380
00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:37,802
381
00:14:37,804 --> 00:14:39,003
You own the property!
382
00:14:39,005 --> 00:14:40,671
This-- this is wonderful news.
383
00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:42,873
This is all-- this is so good.
384
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,609
[laughs]
385
00:14:44,611 --> 00:14:47,845
Looks like Dodo won
that battle after all.
386
00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:54,218
387
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,087
Celine? Don't.
388
00:14:56,089 --> 00:14:57,355
Don't go.
389
00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:58,489
Chair?
390
00:14:58,491 --> 00:15:00,291
Celine?
391
00:15:00,293 --> 00:15:03,628
Don't leave me! No!
392
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,529
No!
393
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,965
Celine!
394
00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:12,370
[screaming]
395
00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:14,472
Aaaaahhhh!
396
00:15:14,474 --> 00:15:17,375
[somber music]
397
00:15:17,377 --> 00:15:25,316
398
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:43,834
Dear God, Jesus--
399
00:15:43,836 --> 00:15:45,069
I think you're the same guy.
400
00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:46,737
It's kind of confusing.
401
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,106
Anyway, I think I killed
my sister,
402
00:15:49,108 --> 00:15:50,875
but I'm very, very sorry,
403
00:15:50,877 --> 00:15:52,610
so please bring her
back to life.
404
00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:53,844
Amen.
405
00:15:59,819 --> 00:16:02,453
Lillian?
406
00:16:02,455 --> 00:16:03,888
No, I-- okay.
407
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:05,456
I think-- I think
I'm doing this wrong.
408
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,925
Let me-- let me try again.
409
00:16:07,927 --> 00:16:13,397
Um... Mr. Christ, it's me,
Beatrice,
410
00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:15,800
who you promised nothing bad
would ever happen to.
411
00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:19,270
Remember? Because I'm following
all your rules.
412
00:16:19,272 --> 00:16:22,673
So please bring my sister
back to life right now.
413
00:16:27,747 --> 00:16:29,413
Wait.
414
00:16:29,415 --> 00:16:31,449
Hello?
415
00:16:31,451 --> 00:16:34,952
I apologized.
Now bring her back to life.
416
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:37,722
You did it for yourself.
Now do it for my sister!
417
00:16:39,258 --> 00:16:40,324
Please, Lillian.
418
00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:41,559
Please.
419
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,467
You know what?
420
00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:52,436
Fuck you, God.
Fuck you.
421
00:16:52,438 --> 00:16:54,472
You don't mean
anything you say.
422
00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:55,973
I don't know what I'm
supposed to be doing,
423
00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:58,442
but I just do it anyways,
because you said so,
424
00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:00,211
and then you just
don't help me.
425
00:17:00,213 --> 00:17:01,679
I don't understand.
426
00:17:01,681 --> 00:17:02,980
And you know what?
427
00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:05,116
You're not real,
motherfucker.
428
00:17:05,118 --> 00:17:08,152
And I fucking know it now,
so fuck you!
429
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,854
[dramatic musical build-up]
430
00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:12,823
[techno music]
431
00:17:12,825 --> 00:17:20,765
432
00:17:40,153 --> 00:17:43,354
Money?
[panting]
433
00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:45,623
- Lillian, you're alive!
- Beatrice.
434
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,892
I should've known the only
thing that could save you
435
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:49,460
was the smell of banknotes.
436
00:17:49,462 --> 00:17:52,062
- It is my favorite thing.
- Me too.
437
00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:54,532
Thank God churches are
so stacked with cash.
438
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:56,567
- Let's go home.
- Yes.
439
00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:57,868
It's the only thing
that matters--
440
00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,737
just you, me, and Bellacourt.
441
00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:00,738
Mm-hmm.
442
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,306
[whimpering]
443
00:18:02,308 --> 00:18:04,375
Come on.
444
00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:06,777
Let's get out of this
stupid place.
445
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,348
- Lillian!
- I'll meet you there.
446
00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:13,184
Oh, my God.
447
00:18:16,189 --> 00:18:17,855
[gentle notes]
448
00:18:17,857 --> 00:18:18,823
Huh.
449
00:18:21,278 --> 00:18:24,279
[dramatic music]
450
00:18:24,281 --> 00:18:30,985
451
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:33,121
How could this happen?
452
00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:35,290
453
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:39,527
[crying]
454
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:40,795
No.
455
00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:46,468
456
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:49,938
Who the fuck is
Mitchell P. Spiritwalker?
457
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:52,373
458
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:56,678
Who the fuck is
Mitchell P. Spiritwalker!
459
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,147
[sensual music]
460
00:18:59,149 --> 00:19:00,882
461
00:19:00,884 --> 00:19:02,550
More wine.
462
00:19:02,552 --> 00:19:05,687
As you wish, Madam.
463
00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:08,156
[both giggling]
464
00:19:08,158 --> 00:19:11,459
465
00:19:11,461 --> 00:19:13,928
God bless the Abbey.
466
00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:14,963
[clink]
467
00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:17,198
[giggles]
468
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,900
Oh...
469
00:19:18,902 --> 00:19:20,301
[soft growl]
470
00:19:20,303 --> 00:19:24,539
[both moaning, groaning]
471
00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:26,841
Oh!
[laughing]
472
00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:29,043
Oh, our Father,
who art in heaven,
473
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:30,745
hallowed by thy name.
474
00:19:30,747 --> 00:19:34,149
Thy kingdom...
475
00:19:34,151 --> 00:19:36,351
[strained]
c-come...
476
00:19:36,353 --> 00:19:37,519
[popping sound]
477
00:19:38,922 --> 00:19:42,724
[upbeat music]
478
00:19:42,726 --> 00:19:44,225
Ladies and gentlemen,
479
00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:47,228
please welcome feminist,
480
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,830
abolitionist,
481
00:19:48,832 --> 00:19:50,265
perfumer,
482
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:51,566
and most recently,
483
00:19:51,568 --> 00:19:54,068
best-selling Man Tub
manufacturer,
484
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,737
Ms. Harriet Tubman.
485
00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,038
- Ha ha. Hi!
- Thank you.
486
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,508
- Yeah!
- Thank you all so much.
487
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:04,913
Ladies and gentlemen,
something truly incredible
488
00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:07,015
happened here last night.
489
00:20:07,017 --> 00:20:08,049
Yes.
490
00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:10,185
In a symbolic gesture,
491
00:20:10,187 --> 00:20:12,520
two women, one a bride,
492
00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:16,791
the other a nun,
destroyed this haven of sin.
493
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:18,026
Sin!
494
00:20:18,028 --> 00:20:19,093
They took a stand
495
00:20:19,095 --> 00:20:21,095
against alcoholic drink
496
00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:23,765
and against the men
who spend their paychecks
497
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:27,468
on whiskey
and turn into abusers.
498
00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:29,103
I hate men!
499
00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:31,973
These two are as of yet
500
00:20:31,975 --> 00:20:33,808
unidentified,
501
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,376
but I assure you
502
00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:37,946
that they are the new face
503
00:20:37,948 --> 00:20:39,180
of feminism.
504
00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:41,783
The fate of all women
505
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:44,118
could very well be
506
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,321
in their hands.
507
00:20:46,323 --> 00:20:49,457
[applause]
508
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:52,060
[inspiring musical build-up]
509
00:20:52,062 --> 00:20:54,996
[both laughing]
510
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,332
- [heavy thud]
- Ow!
511
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,504
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