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- Aw, thanks for the bagels, Dad.
- Sure.
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- How much do I owe you?
- Oh, I'll cover the bagels.
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As long as you help
me restore my dignity.
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Ooh, feels like a patented
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embarrassing Marv story coming on.
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Love these. Can't get enough.
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Yeah, so I'm leaving the bagel place,
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and this beautiful woman
smiles and walks up to me.
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Hi.
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Oh, hello.
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Can I ask you a question?
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MARV: I knew right then that
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I had to ask this woman out.
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Only if I can ask you a question after.
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Has anyone ever told you you
look like Steve Thompkins?
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Is he a movie star?
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- He's my dad.
- Ah.
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He passed away recently.
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(voice breaking): Sorry, I
can't even look at you without...
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(sighs)
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I'm sorry.
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What was your question?
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I was gonna ask if you
wanted to have a drink sometime.
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Excuse me?
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If you wanted to...
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have a drink sometime with me?
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After I just told you
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you remind me of my dead father?
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Yeah, I was...
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wondering if you,
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if you-you-you would.
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- (Brad and Allison groan)
- Hey-o!
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How long did this go on?
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Until the slap.
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From the bagel guy.
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I was in a loop. I couldn't get out.
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Oh, God, she made me feel so old.
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Interesting takeaway that you're
the victim in this story.
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(doorbell rings)
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Hmm?
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Hi.
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I'm selling candy bars for
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my high school football
team. Would you like to buy one?
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I haven't seen a high-schooler this old
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since 90210 went off the air.
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Yeah, we're trying to
raise money so our football team...
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BOTH: can rent a bus to the playoffs.
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Yeah, do you have some
sort of school I.D. or...?
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No, it was stolen out of my locker.
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Out of your locker, yeah. I'm
really sorry to hear that,
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but I'm not gonna be
able to help you out today.
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- I'll take three.
- Of course you will.
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Here you go, yeah.
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And if you need any help
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getting a new I.D., let me know.
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I can hook you up. (clicking tongue)
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Okay, babe.
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You know that guy was
scamming us, right?
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What number was he running... magazines?
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- Wrapping paper? Solar panels?
- No.
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Just some kid old
enough to have mortgage
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selling chocolate bars.
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Why not believe him, huh?
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Worst case scenario... a needy kid
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gets a few extra bucks
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and we get to taste some
delicious chocolate.
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(mouth full): That...
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that has turned.
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All right, thanks for the fuel, Dad.
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I have that Russian billionaire's
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- open house to get to.
- Oh, is it
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that gaudy mansion that's been
on the market for months?
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No one serious even comes in anymore.
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It's just me and a taxidermy wolf
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that is just creepy enough to
keep me from taking a nap.
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Oh, I got to go, too!
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I got to pick up my
dress for Kelly's wedding.
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Oh, my gosh, that
sounds like so much fun.
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Can I go with you, please, please,
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please, please, please?
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That was so boring!
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Why did you make me come?
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Everybody was so snooty.
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�Ma'am, that's not a garbage can.
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Ma'am, please stop trying
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to guess the weight of the brides.
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Ma'am, that is my lunch!�
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Oh!
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- Gorgeous.
- Mm.
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Let's hit the water before
we go back, huh?
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It's the least you could do.
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(laughs) No, thanks.
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Oh, come on, when was the last time
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you rolled up your pant legs and
dipped your little piggies?
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Well, who's gonna watch my stuff?
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How about your guardian angel
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guards it, you goof?
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Hit it!
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All right.
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Hey...
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Ah, the ocean.
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You know, I can drink salt water.
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It makes me super sick, but I can do it.
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Hey, you're supposed to
be watching my stuff.
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I am!
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It's right over there by your...
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where your purse used to be.
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Someone stole my purse!
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Hey, this may not be the time for this,
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but you should
really think about carrying
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your valuables in a vest.
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(groans)
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Gotcha!
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Walt!
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It's not what it looks like.
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You know you're not allowed
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to use Botox on yourself.
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Ooh, how about this for
an Instagram caption?
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�Sad face doctor can't face
reality of old face�"
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How did you even know I was in here?
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Your car's in the parking lot.
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How about �Yoda tries to undo
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800 years of skin damage
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caused by the two suns of Tatooine�"
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(laughs) Yeah, that, that's the winner.
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Hey,
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Clara, ah, thank God someone's here.
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This wolf is freaking me out.
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Look.
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It follows me with its eyes.
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It's a nanny cam.
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Oh. Oh!
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What's wrong?
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Yes, yes! Got it.
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Just take those old records off...
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Aah! (grunts)
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- Nothing.
- Here are the new flyers.
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Oh, and the homeowners called the office
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with a message for you, but
I'm not comfortable spitting
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in your face, so I'll just
say, �Good luck today�?
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I get it. The Russians are so mean.
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I think they blame me
for the Miracle on Ice.
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This place is huge.
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What do you do here by yourself all day?
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You must get so bored.
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Scared.
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�Bored�?
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Seems a shame to let such
an awesome espresso machine
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- go unused.
- Yeah, but maybe
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we shouldn't mess with their stuff.
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Ah, it's just coffee.
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Seriously, after the way
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that they've treated you, I'm surprised
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you're not using all their cool stuff.
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(Russian rap song playing)
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I'm calling my dad.
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He has my extra set of car keys, so...
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Oh, shoot, his answering
machine picked up.
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I must've called his
house, not his cell.
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So, we're waiting for a man who still
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has an answering
machine to come rescue us?
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You're a guardian angel.
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You couldn't have used
your powers to stop the thief?
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Like thrown a lightning
bolt or something?
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No, we're not allowed to
throw lightning anymore.
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Zeus ruined it for everyone.
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He's a total tool.
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Hey, does everybody's guardian angel
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make their lives more complicated
or just mine?
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Oh, my goodness, I
think your next angel lesson
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needs to be gratitude.
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(phone beeps)
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- What was that?
- Oh, no.
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I never hung up. My
dad's answering machine
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recorded that whole conversation.
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What? All the angel talk?
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All of the angel talk!
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- Oh, crap balls! Let me see...
- No!
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Oh, shoot! Get it! Get it!
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It's dead!
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- You killed it!
- It's dead!
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Oh! What are we gonna do?
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You have to delete that message
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- before he gets home!
- How?!
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We have no phone, no car and no money!
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And no underwear!
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How is that relevant?!
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I don't know!
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I'm stressed!
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I thought we were making a list
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of things we don't have on us!
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Oh... Aah!
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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No money, no car,
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and, yep, my phone is definitely dead.
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Well, silver lining... so
is your music collection.
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Amy, we've got to delete that message.
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I mean, look, my dad was pretty upset
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when that kid was scamming
me with chocolate bars.
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Imagine what he'll do when he finds out
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I let a guardian
angel live in my guesthouse.
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You don't think I
understand the stakes here?
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Nobody is supposed to know I'm an angel.
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Not only will my own brigade de-wing me
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and probably reassign me to Estonia,
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but if your government finds out,
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I will be captured and quarantined
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just like E.T.
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They are going to crack open my chest
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and discover my
heart is filled with stars!
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(stammers) Yeah.
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Yeah, those are great
lyrics for your new song, yeah.
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Um...
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Crack open my chest
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-
My heart is filled with stars.
- Okay, come on.
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- Come on, we got to get to your dad's.
- Yeah, okay, let's go.
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Hi there.
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I am so sorry to
interrupt, but my friend and I
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are a bit stranded and we just need
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a little money for bus fare.
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It's happening, hon.
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Just like the guidebook said.
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Do you have any identification?
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Oh, no, unfortunately it
was stolen on the beach.
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- Stolen on the beach, yeah.
- Yes!
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Yeah, we just need a couple
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bucks to get across town.
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Oh, so you can soak that money in vodka
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and stick it up the
dark side of your moon?
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WOMAN: Yeah, we know what that is.
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It's all in the guidebook.
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What guidebook of L.A. do you have?
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Look, I know how this must all sound.
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How much money a year do you make
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in this little scam of yours?
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- Excuse me?
- Well, look at you.
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White teeth, perfect hair,
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sweet sun-kissed California
body that just won't...
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Stay focused, hon.
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All I'm saying is that you
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and your vested money pimp have chosen
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the wrong tourists to con today.
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- Tell me when to pepper spray.
- Mm-hmm, not yet.
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No, this is just a big misunderstanding!
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- We're not...
- Allison, Allison.
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We can either strike preemptively
or leave now, okay?
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I'm gonna let you decide, however,
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I am itching to knock the
'tude off that little girl's face.
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Yep, let's go. Bye.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Have a great holiday.
- Yeah.
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You know, I was
worried that I wouldn't be
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able to top your poison oak prank, but
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this picture is going to look great
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when I put it on T-shirts.
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Use the photo, I don't care.
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Oh, come on, this is no fun
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if your spirit is already crushed.
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All right, prank war truce.
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Tell me what's going on.
262
00:08:31,253 --> 00:08:33,753
- This beautiful woman smiled at me...
- I call BS.
263
00:08:33,755 --> 00:08:34,887
Before I have a chance to ask her out,
264
00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,322
she told me I look like her dad.
265
00:08:36,324 --> 00:08:37,991
Y-You didn't still ask her out, did you?
266
00:08:37,993 --> 00:08:39,559
- Eight times.
- (gasps)
267
00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,127
Okay, this can't
268
00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:44,497
be about some random babe
that shot you down.
269
00:08:44,499 --> 00:08:46,899
Otherwise, you'd always look like this.
270
00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,369
So, tell me, what-what's really going on?
271
00:08:49,371 --> 00:08:51,738
I just never thought I'd
have to worry about looking older.
272
00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,406
I was already married to the person
273
00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:54,907
I wanted to grow old with.
274
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,576
I can't imagine how
hard it was losing Ellen.
275
00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,945
I feel like I'm losing a
piece of her memory every day.
276
00:08:58,947 --> 00:09:00,380
That's tough.
277
00:09:00,382 --> 00:09:02,148
But Ellen wouldn't want you, you know,
278
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,250
sitting around, not living your life.
279
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,786
No, she'd want me to quit whining
and get back out there!
280
00:09:06,788 --> 00:09:08,421
So get back out there.
281
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,089
And by the way, you do not need Botox
282
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,424
to attract the right woman.
283
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,293
- Thank you.
- You need a chemical peel.
284
00:09:13,295 --> 00:09:15,862
Worst friend ever.
285
00:09:15,864 --> 00:09:17,764
(beeps)
286
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,165
Good God, that was pure.
287
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,600
FEMALE VOICE: 170 yards.
288
00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,769
Okay, your turn.
289
00:09:28,076 --> 00:09:30,843
30 yards. Nice hit.
290
00:09:30,845 --> 00:09:32,679
Looks like that's your
record by about 25 yards.
291
00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:34,580
I didn't even feel like I hit it.
292
00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:36,015
- Okay, it's my turn again.
- Oh, okay.
293
00:09:36,017 --> 00:09:38,618
Hello? Uh, is this the open house?
294
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,887
Uh, yes it is. Take a look around,
flyer's on the table,
295
00:09:40,889 --> 00:09:43,056
price is firm, grab some champers,
296
00:09:43,058 --> 00:09:44,590
and, yes, the stuffed wolf
over there is watching you.
297
00:09:44,592 --> 00:09:46,526
- Cool, I'm just looking.
- All right, great.
298
00:09:46,528 --> 00:09:48,361
If you get lost, just jump in
any of the laundry chutes.
299
00:09:48,363 --> 00:09:49,796
They all go to the same place.
300
00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:50,963
You're more relaxed
301
00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,398
than I'm used to seeing you.
302
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,801
Not so intense. I like it.
303
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,769
Well, at the office you've
only seen me in shark mode.
304
00:09:56,771 --> 00:09:58,271
Trying to land a home sale.
305
00:09:58,273 --> 00:09:59,872
Here I know that's impossible, so,
306
00:09:59,874 --> 00:10:01,174
yeah, shark mode is off.
307
00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:04,043
And what animal are you when
you're just being yourself?
308
00:10:04,045 --> 00:10:05,478
The mighty otter.
309
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,813
Playful, fun.
310
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,414
Half torso, half trouble.
311
00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:10,950
312
00:10:10,952 --> 00:10:12,719
We just need to find a policeman.
313
00:10:12,721 --> 00:10:13,786
We can't call the police.
314
00:10:13,788 --> 00:10:14,921
I got priors.
315
00:10:14,923 --> 00:10:16,189
And currents. (chuckles)
316
00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:17,623
Possibly futures.
317
00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,158
Well, we have no phone and no money.
318
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,159
I don't see another way.
319
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,361
Allison, listen.
320
00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:23,129
I am an angel, okay?
321
00:10:23,131 --> 00:10:24,564
And when an angel needs money,
322
00:10:24,566 --> 00:10:26,833
all she has to do is clap her hands.
323
00:10:29,571 --> 00:10:31,671
Hey, everybody! (whoops)
324
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,941
Gather round, it's showtime!
325
00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:37,009
(whoops)
326
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,077
ALLISON: What are you doing?
327
00:10:38,079 --> 00:10:39,579
I'm getting us some �casheesh�"
328
00:10:39,581 --> 00:10:40,880
Help a sister out.
329
00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:42,915
(whoops) Yeah!
330
00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,250
What, are you gonna
do magic for them or...?
331
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,918
Well, I would love to do some magic,
332
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,954
but, unfortunately,
magicians are very territorial,
333
00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:50,390
and whenever there's more
than two of us, it's a bloodbath.
334
00:10:50,392 --> 00:10:51,557
Or a sex party.
335
00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:53,860
All right, people, yeah!
336
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,795
Boom! It's all you, kid. Huh?
337
00:10:55,797 --> 00:10:57,563
Do a couple backflips.
They'll love it. Me?
338
00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:59,332
- I can't do backflips.
- Really?
339
00:10:59,334 --> 00:11:00,600
Just lost a little respect.
340
00:11:00,602 --> 00:11:02,702
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
341
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,604
without further ado,
342
00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:07,707
I give you Miss Allison!
343
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:13,546
And her amazing talent... of...
344
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,815
I know all the state capitals?
345
00:11:15,817 --> 00:11:17,283
You heard that, people!
346
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,785
She knows all her
347
00:11:18,787 --> 00:11:21,154
state capitals! Yeah!
348
00:11:21,156 --> 00:11:26,225
Prepare to be
transported back to fifth grade!
349
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,594
Uh, hmm, okay.
350
00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:30,263
Uh, uh, ma'am, uh, yes.
351
00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:31,230
Where are you from?
352
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,565
Vermont.
353
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,801
Did I hear Nevada?
354
00:11:34,803 --> 00:11:36,002
Nope.
355
00:11:36,004 --> 00:11:37,970
'Cause your capital is Carson City!
356
00:11:37,972 --> 00:11:39,572
Can I get a �what-what�?!
357
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:40,606
What-what!
358
00:11:40,608 --> 00:11:41,941
Okay, sir, how about you?
359
00:11:41,943 --> 00:11:42,975
I'm also from Vermont.
360
00:11:42,977 --> 00:11:44,243
How is that possible?
361
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,378
Okay, honey, you're losing 'em.
362
00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:46,946
- Just do your song.
- Oh, oh, okay.
363
00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:48,748
Um.
364
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:52,018
Crack open my chest
365
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,586
My heart is filled with stars...
366
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,687
- Okay, let's boogie.
- What?
367
00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:55,655
Show's over.
368
00:11:55,657 --> 00:11:56,689
Let's go. Come on.
369
00:11:56,691 --> 00:11:57,757
Look at 'em.
370
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,492
All butts'd up on vodka.
371
00:11:59,494 --> 00:12:01,027
Let's make... Okay. Sorry. Sorry.
372
00:12:01,029 --> 00:12:01,994
Victory!
373
00:12:01,996 --> 00:12:03,362
How was that a victory?
374
00:12:03,364 --> 00:12:05,298
Hey, angel got our cab fare.
375
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,266
Which I will take
376
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,435
unless you two can show
me a performer's permit.
377
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,770
Damn it, Gerald.
378
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,305
Is there any way you can cut us a break?
379
00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:14,073
For old times' sake?
380
00:12:14,075 --> 00:12:16,476
Sorry, Amy, I'm married now.
381
00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:18,311
(groaning)
382
00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:20,746
Ugh, I cannot be further away
from my dad's house right now,
383
00:12:20,748 --> 00:12:22,515
and I cannot be more frustrated.
384
00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:23,850
No, I think you could be.
385
00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:25,852
Capital of Vermont is Montpelier.
386
00:12:28,022 --> 00:12:29,222
Damn it.
387
00:12:33,748 --> 00:12:35,884
Please, it's just one phone call.
388
00:12:35,886 --> 00:12:38,887
I will pay your whole
bill as soon as I get my money.
389
00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,289
What is wrong with people?
390
00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:41,690
That is the tenth person
391
00:12:41,692 --> 00:12:43,025
that refused to let
me use their cell phone.
392
00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:44,460
Eh, it sounds like everybody's got
393
00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:46,328
a bad case of the Allisons, huh?
394
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,664
And they don't want
to buy your candy bars.
395
00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:51,634
Listen, I think it's time
to try a little angel trick
396
00:12:51,636 --> 00:12:54,503
that I like to call �chilling out.
397
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:56,338
Letting the universe do its thing�"
398
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,806
- (scoffs)
- Come on, universe.
399
00:12:57,808 --> 00:12:58,807
Do your thing.
400
00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,242
The universe?
401
00:13:00,244 --> 00:13:02,244
Amy, we do not have
time for your angel nonsense.
402
00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:03,646
We have...
403
00:13:06,684 --> 00:13:09,084
Hey, oh, look who it is!
404
00:13:09,086 --> 00:13:12,054
Well, it's my old pal School Bus.
405
00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:14,256
Of all the people in the universe.
406
00:13:14,258 --> 00:13:16,725
Amy Cass, to what do
we owe the pleasure?
407
00:13:16,727 --> 00:13:18,193
Hey, pal, we're in need
of your services.
408
00:13:18,195 --> 00:13:19,461
Any way you can give
us a ride to Larchmont?
409
00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:21,864
Ooh, that's pretty far out of the way.
410
00:13:21,866 --> 00:13:23,499
We're going to the science museum,
411
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:25,501
and the camp director
checks my odometer now
412
00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:27,703
thanks to last year's Pechanga
Casino incident.
413
00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:29,738
Hey, you think we can
make up for that lost time
414
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:32,174
with a 15-minute science lesson?
415
00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:34,209
Okay, but make it engaging,
'cause I'm tired of Finland
416
00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:35,878
kicking our asses in the earth sciences.
417
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,246
I hear you, man,
418
00:13:37,248 --> 00:13:38,681
and that's where my
girl sparkles and shines.
419
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:40,616
- Good to see you.
- Nice to see you.
420
00:13:40,618 --> 00:13:43,018
Been at this a while, Walt.
421
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,453
I don't feel any burning.
422
00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:46,455
Well, I have a very gentle touch.
423
00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:48,290
I'll say.
424
00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:52,328
Also, that is 72-hour tanning cream.
425
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,696
(chortles)
426
00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:55,698
You Oompa-Loompa'ed me.
427
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,701
Payback is an orange bitch, my friend.
428
00:13:58,703 --> 00:13:59,735
(laughs)
429
00:13:59,737 --> 00:14:01,437
Prank war, back on.
430
00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:04,306
I look like an angry yam.
431
00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:07,676
(Russian accent): To
industry, my dear Svetlana.
432
00:14:07,678 --> 00:14:11,213
(Russian accent): Ugh,
�business, business.�
433
00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:13,882
Boris, I'm sick of it.
434
00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:15,818
You do not like business?
435
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,087
Business is what pay for fur coat!
436
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:21,190
Business is what pay for Jaguar
car... and jaguar pet!
437
00:14:21,192 --> 00:14:25,527
Is business what also give to my
sister Olga diamond necklace?
438
00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:26,962
Lies!
439
00:14:26,964 --> 00:14:28,330
I am only ever loving you.
440
00:14:28,332 --> 00:14:30,966
Then prove it!
441
00:14:30,968 --> 00:14:33,001
(both gasp)
442
00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:35,104
Oh.
443
00:14:35,106 --> 00:14:37,272
Wait, are we...
really doing this, or is...?
444
00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:38,440
Shut up and keep kissing me.
445
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,608
Mm-hmm.
446
00:14:41,078 --> 00:14:44,580
And that is why osmosis is...
447
00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:46,982
the �awesome-mostest.�
448
00:14:46,984 --> 00:14:49,718
Boo! We learned
that, like, two years ago.
449
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,520
Do you have to lose every crowd?
450
00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:53,389
Here, let me do this, okay?
451
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:57,860
Hey, kids, did you know
that you can create gold
452
00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:00,662
with just six common household items?
453
00:15:00,664 --> 00:15:03,265
It's called alchemy, and
it's totally a real thing.
454
00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:04,733
Okay, don't listen to her.
455
00:15:04,735 --> 00:15:06,135
She's just kidding.
456
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:07,536
You can't lie to kids like that.
457
00:15:07,538 --> 00:15:09,471
- This is science, not the tooth fairy.
- Hey.
458
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,840
The tooth fairy is real.
459
00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:14,243
Sure, she has a disgusting
habit of collecting teeth,
460
00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:17,045
and what she's planning, no one knows,
461
00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:19,615
but she is legit, and so is alchemy.
462
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:21,150
- Oh, cut the crap, Amy.
- Hey!
463
00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:22,985
I'm gonna have to ask you both to leave.
464
00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:24,653
You violated the first
rule of the school bus.
465
00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,088
ALLISON: Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
466
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,289
It will not happen again.
467
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:28,357
We're almost to my dad's.
468
00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:30,726
Are you chewing gum?!
469
00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:33,796
But the kid in the back
of the bus gave it to me.
470
00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:36,498
Now.
471
00:15:38,335 --> 00:15:39,835
You're better than this, Allison.
472
00:15:39,837 --> 00:15:41,637
You're better than this.
473
00:15:47,011 --> 00:15:48,743
You know what's so frustrating
about this whole thing is that
474
00:15:48,745 --> 00:15:49,978
if you and all these cars weren't here,
475
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,179
I could run, like, on hyper speed
476
00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:53,047
and totally get there in time.
477
00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:55,383
I don't think you'd make it past
the first DUI checkpoint.
478
00:15:55,385 --> 00:15:57,285
Hey, why do you find it so hard
to believe I am who I am?
479
00:15:57,287 --> 00:16:00,600
- 'Cause there's zero proof.
- Zero? What are you talking about?
480
00:16:00,602 --> 00:16:01,266
Are you kidding?
481
00:16:01,268 --> 00:16:02,557
Why, just today I
angeled us up that money.
482
00:16:02,559 --> 00:16:04,092
I got us a bus ride.
483
00:16:04,094 --> 00:16:05,627
I got you to dip your toes in the ocean,
484
00:16:05,629 --> 00:16:07,595
which was a very satisfying experience
485
00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:09,998
- until your possessions were stolen.
- See, it seems to me
486
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,068
your �angeling� is just
cons, delusions and dumb luck.
487
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,903
Wow, well, that cut
straight to my star-filled heart.
488
00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,572
Look, you want me to believe,
489
00:16:17,574 --> 00:16:18,973
do a miracle.
490
00:16:18,975 --> 00:16:20,875
Fly. Glow. Save a life.
491
00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:22,610
Make the Cubs win the World Series.
492
00:16:22,612 --> 00:16:25,113
Oh, honey, no angel can undo
a billy goat's curse.
493
00:16:25,115 --> 00:16:26,381
That's convenient.
494
00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:28,349
Listen, I am not allowed to use miracles
495
00:16:28,351 --> 00:16:30,789
to prove that I'm an angel, okay?
496
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,371
You either believe or you don't.
497
00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:33,973
And judging by the number
498
00:16:33,975 --> 00:16:36,375
of eye rolls I counted
today... 14... you don't.
499
00:16:36,377 --> 00:16:38,477
15.
500
00:16:38,479 --> 00:16:39,945
- Whoa!
- Hey!
501
00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:42,114
You're the guy that was selling
us chocolate bars.
502
00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:43,616
So you really are on the football team?
503
00:16:43,618 --> 00:16:45,084
Yeah.
504
00:16:45,086 --> 00:16:46,385
I know, it must have
been a little confusing
505
00:16:46,387 --> 00:16:48,454
when I said, �I'm on the football team.�
506
00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:50,122
But what are you two doing around here?
507
00:16:50,124 --> 00:16:51,557
Yeah, well, we kind of lost our ride.
508
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:54,226
This one, chewing gum on the bus.
509
00:16:54,228 --> 00:16:55,494
Well, look, if it'll help you guys out,
510
00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:56,529
- Ooh.
- You can borrow my bike.
511
00:16:56,531 --> 00:16:58,230
Seriously? You would do that?
512
00:16:58,232 --> 00:16:59,632
Well, I would for her.
513
00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:01,400
- She bought three candy bars.
- Aw...
514
00:17:01,402 --> 00:17:03,002
Thanks so much. Listen, why don't you
515
00:17:03,004 --> 00:17:04,837
swing by the house
later, pick up your pedal-hog,
516
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:07,406
and my girl here will buy
out your entire inventory.
517
00:17:07,408 --> 00:17:09,008
All right, big stuff.
518
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:11,844
Well, I hope that you appreciate
519
00:17:11,846 --> 00:17:14,346
how much trouble I can get
into for this miracle.
520
00:17:14,348 --> 00:17:15,748
On, don't even try to
claim credit for this.
521
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,149
Now, I can't see you,
522
00:17:17,151 --> 00:17:18,484
but I'm assuming that was eye roll
523
00:17:18,486 --> 00:17:20,019
- number 16.
- Hmm.
524
00:17:20,021 --> 00:17:21,720
Hold on.
525
00:17:21,722 --> 00:17:25,057
(theme music from E.T. the
Extra-Terrestrial plays)
526
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:29,829
I got to say,
527
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,730
I like Otter Brad more than Shark Brad.
528
00:17:31,732 --> 00:17:33,599
Yeah? Wait till you
meet Honey Badger Brad.
529
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:34,667
He don't give...
530
00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:36,535
You're still here?
531
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:38,471
- I'm gonna take it.
- What?
532
00:17:38,473 --> 00:17:40,372
Yeah, I want to buy the whole thing.
533
00:17:40,374 --> 00:17:41,807
It's hilarious.
534
00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:44,210
W... you do realize it's $23 million?
535
00:17:44,212 --> 00:17:46,212
That's fine. My
start-up just went public.
536
00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:48,814
Can I have my money
manager put in an offer?
537
00:17:48,816 --> 00:17:50,850
- Uh, yeah.
- Yes. Yes.
538
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,718
Oh, yeah, uh, here's my card.
539
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,587
Yes, yes, give me a call.
540
00:17:54,589 --> 00:17:56,722
Cool. Thank you.
541
00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:58,657
Did you just sell this house?
542
00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:01,026
(laughing): I think I did.
543
00:18:01,028 --> 00:18:03,129
Permission to release Shark
Brad for a moment.
544
00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:04,530
Permission granted.
545
00:18:04,532 --> 00:18:05,931
You know what, permission self-denied.
546
00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:07,366
I'm gonna let Otter Brad have this win.
547
00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:09,335
(grunts) I actually don't even know
548
00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:10,936
what sound an otter
makes. Can we kiss again?
549
00:18:10,938 --> 00:18:12,004
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
550
00:18:12,006 --> 00:18:13,405
(Clara giggles)
551
00:18:13,407 --> 00:18:15,674
552
00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:22,615
(whispering): I don't see
him. I think we beat him home.
553
00:18:22,617 --> 00:18:24,416
All right, where's the
answering machine?
554
00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:25,444
MARV: Allison, is that you?
555
00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:26,709
- I need to talk to you.
- Damn.
556
00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:28,654
Oh, my God.
557
00:18:28,656 --> 00:18:29,722
That answers my first question,
558
00:18:29,724 --> 00:18:30,789
�Is it noticeable?�
559
00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:32,258
Oh, not at all.
560
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,759
(imitating Tony the Tiger):
You look gr-reat!
561
00:18:33,761 --> 00:18:36,128
Oh, God. Do you know how to fix this?
562
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:39,165
Find a sandbox and
ostrich it for six months?
563
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:42,134
Oh, God, it's getting worse.
564
00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:44,870
(beeps) FEMALE VOICE:
All messages erased.
565
00:18:44,872 --> 00:18:46,038
- What? No.
- Oh.
566
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,006
Oops, my hand must have slipped.
567
00:18:47,008 --> 00:18:48,374
What's wrong?
568
00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:51,510
I was saving a message from your mom.
569
00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:52,478
Oh, no.
570
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,913
Oh...
571
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,214
- Is this okay?
- No.
572
00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:56,315
No.
573
00:18:56,317 --> 00:18:57,650
What did it say?
574
00:18:57,652 --> 00:18:59,685
Oh, it was... it was
just a little message
575
00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:01,320
about her picking up dinner.
576
00:19:01,322 --> 00:19:03,289
- I'm so sorry.
- No, it's fine.
577
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:06,725
It's probably a sign that
I should get out there,
578
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:11,197
move on and let it
go, and it's okay, really.
579
00:19:11,199 --> 00:19:13,566
Okay, I'm gonna...
580
00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:16,202
- go put bleach on my face.
- (Amy laughs)
581
00:19:16,204 --> 00:19:17,336
Ah, you're a trooper, Marv.
582
00:19:17,338 --> 00:19:18,337
Get out of my house.
583
00:19:18,339 --> 00:19:19,338
Okay.
584
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,273
Oh, this is hilarious.
585
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:23,375
I just found 60 bucks in my pocket.
586
00:19:23,377 --> 00:19:24,376
What?!
587
00:19:24,378 --> 00:19:26,178
Unbelievable.
588
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,948
I'm telling you, these vests are
great for holding valuables.
589
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,050
Sure, that money might
have saved us a little time,
590
00:19:31,052 --> 00:19:32,451
but, hey, we did it.
591
00:19:32,453 --> 00:19:34,220
Your dad doesn't think you're crazy.
592
00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:36,622
I'm not gonna get locked
up with Bigfoot.
593
00:19:36,624 --> 00:19:37,923
How do you want to celebrate?
594
00:19:37,925 --> 00:19:38,857
Celebrate?!
595
00:19:38,859 --> 00:19:40,459
Are you kidding me?!
596
00:19:40,461 --> 00:19:41,493
What's wrong?
597
00:19:41,495 --> 00:19:43,896
You! You are what's wrong.
598
00:19:43,898 --> 00:19:46,332
None of this would have happened
today if you were not around.
599
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:47,700
I wouldn't have lost my purse,
600
00:19:47,702 --> 00:19:49,535
I wouldn't have made that phone call,
601
00:19:49,537 --> 00:19:52,438
and I wouldn't have just
deleted my mom's last message.
602
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,641
Well, honey, sometimes
angels work in mysterious ways.
603
00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:58,043
Stop! You are not an angel.
604
00:19:58,045 --> 00:19:59,478
And you will never do anything
605
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,580
to make me believe that you're an angel.
606
00:20:02,817 --> 00:20:04,416
Look out! Bus!
607
00:20:06,721 --> 00:20:07,820
(bus honks)
608
00:20:12,237 --> 00:20:15,128
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609
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:20,816
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