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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,945 --> 00:00:04,069 Dude, we have a test. You have to focus. 2 00:00:04,138 --> 00:00:05,593 I have no motivation to succeed. 3 00:00:05,648 --> 00:00:07,503 You don't understand how hard it is to study 4 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:09,139 when you know you're sitting on a huge trust fund. 5 00:00:09,207 --> 00:00:11,314 Dude, I'm so sorry, man... I didn't realize. 6 00:00:13,011 --> 00:00:14,144 What do you guys think? 7 00:00:14,212 --> 00:00:15,812 "Charge"! Scary, huh? 8 00:00:15,881 --> 00:00:17,781 Scary that some of this might be passed down to me. 9 00:00:17,849 --> 00:00:20,250 War reenacting is a celebration of our nation's history, 10 00:00:20,318 --> 00:00:21,151 and despite what your mother says, 11 00:00:21,219 --> 00:00:22,252 that cannot be learned 12 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,486 by watching Kevin Costner movies. 13 00:00:23,555 --> 00:00:25,522 I don't get why you care so much about history. 14 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,290 It's just a bunch of boring facts and dates. 15 00:00:27,359 --> 00:00:28,625 Boring facts... 16 00:00:28,693 --> 00:00:30,160 Why are you being so mean?! 17 00:00:30,228 --> 00:00:32,295 History is the story of living, breathing people 18 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:33,496 who helped shape our world. 19 00:00:33,565 --> 00:00:34,564 Oh, yeah? 20 00:00:34,633 --> 00:00:35,765 If they're so great, 21 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:38,635 then why are they dead? 22 00:00:38,703 --> 00:00:42,438 Guess who is killing it as the Spring Gala Chairperson. 23 00:00:42,507 --> 00:00:46,276 [AS '80S ROCKER] ? Is it my laaaady, Kaaaaatie? ? 24 00:00:46,344 --> 00:00:47,443 What are you doing? 25 00:00:47,512 --> 00:00:48,611 I'm not sure. 26 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,146 I'm starting to rack up awesome stuff 27 00:00:50,215 --> 00:00:51,314 for the charity auction... 28 00:00:51,383 --> 00:00:52,882 a $100 gas card, 29 00:00:52,951 --> 00:00:54,450 10 free games of mini-golf, 30 00:00:54,519 --> 00:00:56,719 and a signed head shot of Scott Bakula 31 00:00:56,788 --> 00:00:57,954 that I stole from the dry cleaner. 32 00:00:58,023 --> 00:00:59,556 COOPER: [LAUGHING] 33 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:01,758 Oh, I'm laughing 'cause you said those things are awesome, 34 00:01:01,827 --> 00:01:03,827 - and they so aren't. - KATIE: I'm beginning to understand 35 00:01:03,895 --> 00:01:05,822 why your parents travel so much. 36 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:07,417 Mom, Cooper's right. 37 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:08,851 Gas cards aren't gonna cut it. 38 00:01:08,919 --> 00:01:11,887 To raise big money, you need big-ticket auction items. 39 00:01:11,956 --> 00:01:14,022 Last year, Nancy Granville's family donated 40 00:01:14,091 --> 00:01:15,724 a week at her Sun Valley house. 41 00:01:15,793 --> 00:01:17,359 Brought in $20,000. 42 00:01:17,428 --> 00:01:19,027 That's like 10 allowances. 43 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:24,500 - Cooper, you spilled your milk. - Sorry about that. 44 00:01:24,568 --> 00:01:26,068 Are you going to just leave it? 45 00:01:26,137 --> 00:01:27,402 Well, what else would I do? 46 00:01:27,471 --> 00:01:31,179 What happens at your house when you spill something? 47 00:01:32,977 --> 00:01:34,176 And now what happens? 48 00:01:34,245 --> 00:01:36,478 Well, Lupe or Dolores or Lita or Patricia 49 00:01:36,547 --> 00:01:37,880 will come in and clean it up. 50 00:01:37,948 --> 00:01:39,748 It is... Tuesday, 51 00:01:39,817 --> 00:01:43,152 so it would be Lupe, Dolores, Lita, Patricia, or the driver. 52 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:44,453 I don't know his name. 53 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:45,788 We just call him Bentley because, you know... 54 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,489 Shut this up! Clean this up! 55 00:01:47,558 --> 00:01:48,891 See? This kind of behavior 56 00:01:48,959 --> 00:01:51,093 is exactly why I don't want to be a part of Westport culture. 57 00:01:51,162 --> 00:01:52,761 These people have no sense of reality. 58 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:54,062 OLIVER: Mom, if you don't raise enough cash, 59 00:01:54,131 --> 00:01:55,898 it'll bring shame to our family. 60 00:01:55,966 --> 00:01:57,699 It'll be Dad's goatee all over again. 61 00:01:57,768 --> 00:01:59,434 Oliver, you have to accept that your mother and I 62 00:01:59,503 --> 00:02:02,004 don't subscribe to the shallow values of this town. 63 00:02:02,072 --> 00:02:03,472 As for the goatee... 64 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,174 "Reality Bites" pushed a lot of good people 65 00:02:05,242 --> 00:02:06,408 in a lot of bad directions. 66 00:02:06,477 --> 00:02:09,144 Okay, shame doesn't work with you people. 67 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:10,612 Let's try facts. 68 00:02:10,681 --> 00:02:11,980 If you don't raise enough money, 69 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,849 it'll force the school to cut back on things 70 00:02:13,918 --> 00:02:15,517 like the Special Ed department. 71 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:18,554 Hmm. That wouldn't be good. 72 00:02:18,622 --> 00:02:20,289 But on the bright side, she is getting better. 73 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:21,857 Yesterday she was scrubbing up to her shoulders. 74 00:02:23,661 --> 00:02:25,294 Hup, there she goes. 75 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,596 Fine. I'll sweet talk the rich idiots. 76 00:02:27,665 --> 00:02:29,364 But for the record, I hate it. 77 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:30,666 Agreed. People should donate 78 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:31,800 because it's the right thing to do, 79 00:02:31,869 --> 00:02:33,268 not because they get some vacation in return. 80 00:02:33,337 --> 00:02:35,470 This is the kind of nonsense I was telling you about. 81 00:02:35,539 --> 00:02:37,105 ? 82 00:02:37,175 --> 00:02:40,009 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 83 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,311 ? 84 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,112 Taylor, I just talked to your history teacher. 85 00:02:44,181 --> 00:02:45,881 In an effort to foster your love for history, 86 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:48,083 I'm taking you out of class and bringing you to the reenactment. 87 00:02:48,152 --> 00:02:50,385 What if I didn't go to the reenactment, 88 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:52,521 and you just took me out and dropped me off at the mall? 89 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,022 No reenactment, no dice. 90 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,123 You're lucky I hate school. 91 00:02:55,192 --> 00:02:57,092 Question... In this battle, 92 00:02:57,161 --> 00:02:58,861 how many died and how bloody was it? 93 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,929 Well, it was a massacre, so almost everyone 94 00:03:00,998 --> 00:03:02,231 and very bloody. 95 00:03:02,299 --> 00:03:03,699 I want in. 96 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,833 Come on! 97 00:03:04,902 --> 00:03:11,039 ? 98 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,174 Nancy! 99 00:03:12,243 --> 00:03:14,243 Hi. Katie Otto. 100 00:03:14,311 --> 00:03:16,144 I'm chair of the Spring Gala this year. 101 00:03:16,213 --> 00:03:18,447 Ohh. Well, I hope you fair better 102 00:03:18,515 --> 00:03:20,682 than last year's chairperson, Stacy Clouser. 103 00:03:20,751 --> 00:03:23,485 Do you know the pressure of planning that Gala 104 00:03:23,554 --> 00:03:25,787 caused her to have a nervous breakdown? 105 00:03:25,856 --> 00:03:26,889 I want to thank you 106 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,490 for attending this very important 107 00:03:28,559 --> 00:03:30,459 Spring Gala strategy meeting. 108 00:03:30,527 --> 00:03:32,094 After some brief remarks, 109 00:03:32,162 --> 00:03:34,096 I will open the room to questions. 110 00:03:34,164 --> 00:03:37,933 Bup! After my remarks, Mr. Bobbins. 111 00:03:38,002 --> 00:03:40,535 I'm pretty sure that has all been exaggerated. 112 00:03:40,604 --> 00:03:42,037 Are you? 'Cause I was there 113 00:03:42,106 --> 00:03:43,572 when the paramedics had to hold her down 114 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:44,773 and administer a sedative. 115 00:03:44,842 --> 00:03:46,041 But you know what, 116 00:03:46,110 --> 00:03:48,210 you tell yourself whatever you need to hear. 117 00:03:48,279 --> 00:03:49,678 - I'm just gonna come out with it. - Mm. 118 00:03:49,747 --> 00:03:53,115 Would you be willing to donate your Sun Valley ski house 119 00:03:53,183 --> 00:03:54,383 to this year's Gala auction? 120 00:03:58,389 --> 00:03:59,588 Oh, is that your whole pitch? 121 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:02,057 Um... 122 00:04:02,126 --> 00:04:04,226 How about I throw in an almost-full punch card 123 00:04:04,295 --> 00:04:06,728 - to Gary's Beef Bowl? - [SCOFFS] 124 00:04:06,797 --> 00:04:08,130 No. 125 00:04:08,198 --> 00:04:09,464 [SIGHS] 126 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:11,433 It's just that you donated it last year, 127 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,101 and I thought maybe you would do it again. 128 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,770 And I thought that my ex-husband liked women, 129 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,838 so I guess we're both cruelly disappointed. 130 00:04:19,877 --> 00:04:22,411 The thing is, we need to get enough money 131 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:25,380 to pay for things like the Special Ed department. 132 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:27,416 Hi! [CHUCKLES] 133 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:28,517 Still here! 134 00:04:28,585 --> 00:04:29,985 Can't get rid of me that easy! 135 00:04:30,054 --> 00:04:31,853 [LAUGHS] 136 00:04:35,426 --> 00:04:36,358 [GROANS] 137 00:04:36,427 --> 00:04:41,730 ? 138 00:04:41,799 --> 00:04:43,732 You girls are in for a treat. Over the next two days, 139 00:04:43,801 --> 00:04:45,334 we're gonna relive the Westport Massacre... 140 00:04:45,402 --> 00:04:47,002 an event where real people were inspired 141 00:04:47,071 --> 00:04:48,370 to stand up against tyranny 142 00:04:48,439 --> 00:04:50,138 and change the course of the nation. 143 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,873 But they all got massacred, right? 144 00:04:51,942 --> 00:04:53,208 Sure, if you want to nitpick. 145 00:04:53,277 --> 00:04:55,844 Okay, here's where the excitement begins. 146 00:04:55,913 --> 00:04:58,280 You get to choose whatever you want to be... 147 00:04:58,349 --> 00:05:00,082 a soldier, a scout, a musket loader... 148 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:02,851 Actually, Corporal Otto, women can't be whatever they want. 149 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,820 They can only be what's on this list. 150 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,902 _ 151 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:09,091 Not much of a list. 152 00:05:09,159 --> 00:05:11,159 Do I detect a tone of insubordination? 153 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,195 - Sir, no, sir. - Corporal, we all understand 154 00:05:13,263 --> 00:05:15,197 the importance of historical accuracy. 155 00:05:15,265 --> 00:05:16,665 Without that, we're just a bunch of dorks 156 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:18,500 running around a field. And I'm not missing 157 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,469 my once-a-month supervised visitation day 158 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:21,670 with my kid for that. 159 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:23,438 [CHUCKLES] In the real battle, 160 00:05:23,507 --> 00:05:25,774 the only females involved were nurses. 161 00:05:25,843 --> 00:05:26,875 Is that understood? 162 00:05:26,944 --> 00:05:29,077 - Yes, sir. Understood, sir. - Good. 163 00:05:29,146 --> 00:05:30,579 Okay. Change of plans, 164 00:05:30,647 --> 00:05:32,214 but... also exciting. 165 00:05:32,282 --> 00:05:33,882 Think of how cool being a nurse will be. 166 00:05:33,951 --> 00:05:35,183 You get to run around the battlefield, 167 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,818 - carrying the wounded... - Correction. 168 00:05:36,887 --> 00:05:38,687 Nurses are confined to the medical tent... 169 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,856 nursing "wounds," tending to the "dead," 170 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,792 and preparing the hot stew which was generously provided to us 171 00:05:43,861 --> 00:05:45,360 today by Chunky. 172 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:46,795 [SCOFFS] History sucks. 173 00:05:46,864 --> 00:05:48,764 Yep, history sucks for women. 174 00:05:48,832 --> 00:05:50,399 For men, it was pretty all right. 175 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:51,900 [CHUCKLES] 176 00:05:51,969 --> 00:05:56,938 ? 177 00:05:57,007 --> 00:05:59,741 There is a new name on my hate list. 178 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:02,110 - Nancy Granville. - How did you know? 179 00:06:02,179 --> 00:06:03,378 Oliver called us. 180 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,047 He told us you struck out with a bunch of moms 181 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,048 at drop-off today. 182 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,416 Oliver called you? 183 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:08,884 - Yep. - On the phone? 184 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,218 To complain about me? 185 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,888 He's worried your Florida-ness... 186 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,056 his words... 187 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,924 is impeding your ability to perform 188 00:06:15,993 --> 00:06:17,559 in the capacity of Gala Chairperson. 189 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,194 And as much as I hate to admit it, 190 00:06:19,263 --> 00:06:21,096 that horrible child is right. 191 00:06:21,165 --> 00:06:23,298 In Westport, any charity donation 192 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:25,133 comes from a quid pro quo. 193 00:06:25,202 --> 00:06:27,536 You want big items, you have to give something in return. 194 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:30,205 You know why Nancy Granville donated her place in Sun Valley 195 00:06:30,274 --> 00:06:31,907 to the Gala last year? 196 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,809 You don't know why! 197 00:06:33,877 --> 00:06:36,878 It's because Stacy Clouser gave her use of her personal chef. 198 00:06:36,947 --> 00:06:38,613 - For a week. - Hold on. 199 00:06:38,682 --> 00:06:41,283 So to get the people in Westport to donate big, fancy items 200 00:06:41,351 --> 00:06:44,091 to the Gala, they need a favor in return? 201 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,721 But I don't have anything of value to offer. 202 00:06:46,790 --> 00:06:48,790 You could let people hunt Greg in the woods, 203 00:06:48,859 --> 00:06:50,292 "Most Dangerous Game" style. 204 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,860 - I'd pay good money for that. - Mnh-mnh. 205 00:06:51,929 --> 00:06:54,129 No one is hunting Greg. He's not spry. 206 00:06:54,198 --> 00:06:55,831 Fine. 207 00:06:55,899 --> 00:06:58,667 Well, I do have a $20,000 gold-embroidered sofa. 208 00:06:58,735 --> 00:07:00,602 You could offer it to Nancy for her ski house. 209 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,571 - It's gorgeous. - Why don't you keep it? 210 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,506 It's too high. It's humiliating. 211 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:06,475 My legs dangle like a ventriloquist dummy. 212 00:07:06,543 --> 00:07:07,876 I don't need your sofa 213 00:07:07,945 --> 00:07:10,679 because I refuse to buy into this stupid Westport, 214 00:07:10,747 --> 00:07:12,047 rich-person, horse-trading nonsense. 215 00:07:12,116 --> 00:07:13,215 - Mm. - Ah. 216 00:07:13,283 --> 00:07:16,017 Oh, Katie, hi. 217 00:07:16,086 --> 00:07:17,986 Hate to interrupt your second feeding, 218 00:07:18,055 --> 00:07:19,254 but I heard you're failing miserably 219 00:07:19,323 --> 00:07:20,655 at getting donations for the Gala. 220 00:07:20,724 --> 00:07:25,160 Well, a $100 gas card says otherwise. 221 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:27,162 Actually $50. I had to fill up. 222 00:07:27,231 --> 00:07:29,064 I want you to know that I can't wait to laugh at you 223 00:07:29,133 --> 00:07:30,465 when this falls apart. 224 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,167 Then I'll pretend that I took it too far. 225 00:07:32,236 --> 00:07:33,368 Then I'll comfort you just enough 226 00:07:33,437 --> 00:07:34,669 so that you think it's real, 227 00:07:34,738 --> 00:07:36,238 and then I'll laugh some more in your face. 228 00:07:36,306 --> 00:07:37,639 [CHUCKLES] 229 00:07:40,611 --> 00:07:42,410 Well, I'm not gonna fail. 230 00:07:42,479 --> 00:07:44,946 Because I just decided to play the game. 231 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:47,749 Big-ticket donations, here I come. 232 00:07:47,818 --> 00:07:50,552 Great! I will give you $10,000 to hunt Greg! 233 00:07:50,621 --> 00:07:52,020 No one is hunting Greg! 234 00:07:52,089 --> 00:07:54,289 ? 235 00:07:58,556 --> 00:07:59,722 - Nancy! - [GROANS] 236 00:07:59,785 --> 00:08:01,451 How funny to bump into you. 237 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,019 Is it? What do you want, Katie? 238 00:08:03,088 --> 00:08:04,888 I have a little something I'd like to offer 239 00:08:04,956 --> 00:08:07,123 in exchange for your ski house. 240 00:08:07,192 --> 00:08:08,925 Drum roll, please. 241 00:08:08,994 --> 00:08:12,262 Doris' $20,000 gold-embroidered sofa. 242 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:14,130 Doris has been trying to give that thing away 243 00:08:14,199 --> 00:08:15,398 to everyone in town. 244 00:08:15,467 --> 00:08:16,800 It's awful. 245 00:08:16,868 --> 00:08:19,803 It has "Doris" written across it in huge gold letters, so... 246 00:08:19,871 --> 00:08:21,337 no, thank you. 247 00:08:21,406 --> 00:08:23,206 Would you prefer to hunt Greg in the woods? 248 00:08:24,743 --> 00:08:26,209 Hi. Mom? 249 00:08:26,278 --> 00:08:27,944 Funny to bump into you here. 250 00:08:28,013 --> 00:08:29,779 I know you followed me. I don't need your help. 251 00:08:29,848 --> 00:08:31,147 Oh, but you do. 252 00:08:31,216 --> 00:08:33,216 Hey, Cooper Bradford, close friend of the family, 253 00:08:33,285 --> 00:08:34,884 come on over here. 254 00:08:34,953 --> 00:08:37,620 - Hi, Mrs. Granville. - Cooper? 255 00:08:37,689 --> 00:08:40,223 [SQUEALS] What a wonderful surprise! 256 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:41,891 How are your parents? 257 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,159 They're good, yeah. 258 00:08:43,228 --> 00:08:45,795 They are vay-vacationing in Positano. 259 00:08:45,864 --> 00:08:48,431 Ooh. What's vay-vacationing? 260 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,000 Well, they were vacationing in Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat 261 00:08:51,069 --> 00:08:53,103 and they needed a vacation from their vacation. 262 00:08:53,171 --> 00:08:54,838 Oh! [LAUGHING] 263 00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:57,407 Whew. Would you consider marrying a much older woman? 264 00:08:57,476 --> 00:08:59,075 [LAUGHING] No... 265 00:08:59,144 --> 00:09:00,310 Would you? 266 00:09:00,378 --> 00:09:03,446 Mom, speaking of Mr. and Mrs. Bradford... 267 00:09:03,515 --> 00:09:04,881 Cooper just informed me that his parents 268 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:06,950 are happy to host a table at this year's Spring Gala. 269 00:09:07,018 --> 00:09:09,486 Mrs. Granville, perhaps you'd be willing to donate 270 00:09:09,554 --> 00:09:10,753 your Sun Valley house 271 00:09:10,822 --> 00:09:12,288 in exchange for sitting right next to them? 272 00:09:12,357 --> 00:09:14,457 Oh. 273 00:09:14,526 --> 00:09:15,758 The house is yours. 274 00:09:18,163 --> 00:09:19,729 Would you excuse me for one moment? 275 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:22,699 [HUSHED VOICE] What just happened? 276 00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:24,167 Did I just get the Sun Valley house? 277 00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:25,502 Mom, get woke. 278 00:09:25,570 --> 00:09:27,270 Everyone wants access to the Bradfords. 279 00:09:27,339 --> 00:09:29,105 They're the most powerful couple in town. 280 00:09:29,174 --> 00:09:31,007 Sitting at a table with them for even an hour 281 00:09:31,076 --> 00:09:32,642 can elevate people's social status. 282 00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:35,145 If we offer up seats at the Bradfords' table 283 00:09:35,213 --> 00:09:37,413 for big-ticket items, we're gonna make a killing. 284 00:09:37,482 --> 00:09:41,284 Thus elevating our social status. 285 00:09:41,353 --> 00:09:43,052 - What do you say? - NANCY: Say it again. 286 00:09:43,121 --> 00:09:44,854 Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat. 287 00:09:44,923 --> 00:09:46,756 [SQUEALS] So sophisticated! 288 00:09:46,825 --> 00:09:49,659 [LAUGHS] You tell your parents I said that, now. 289 00:09:49,728 --> 00:09:52,428 Okay, Oliver, let's do this. 290 00:09:52,497 --> 00:09:54,764 Finally. Welcome to my side. 291 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,599 Why do I feel like I'm making a deal with the Devil? 292 00:09:56,668 --> 00:09:59,736 [CRASHING] 293 00:09:59,804 --> 00:10:01,938 Oh, thank God. 294 00:10:02,007 --> 00:10:02,972 [SIGHS] 295 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:06,176 ? 296 00:10:06,244 --> 00:10:11,147 I'm sorry, young man. The leg has to go. 297 00:10:11,216 --> 00:10:13,316 Glad someone's having fun. 298 00:10:13,385 --> 00:10:14,884 You just have to get into it. 299 00:10:14,953 --> 00:10:16,085 Create a character. 300 00:10:16,154 --> 00:10:18,688 For example, I'm a poor Massachusetts housewife 301 00:10:18,757 --> 00:10:20,557 who, after witnessing the horrors of war, 302 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,192 has developed a morphine habit 303 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,359 to deaden the pain. 304 00:10:24,996 --> 00:10:26,462 Hey, girls! 305 00:10:26,531 --> 00:10:27,964 Dad! Are you wounded? 306 00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,265 We'll probably have to take the leg. 307 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:30,500 Sorry, pumpkin. 308 00:10:30,569 --> 00:10:32,735 I just wanted to see how you guys were holding up. 309 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,470 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - Taylor, what are you doing? 310 00:10:34,539 --> 00:10:36,306 I'm using a Snapchat filter where it looks like 311 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,440 you're vomiting rainbows. 312 00:10:37,509 --> 00:10:38,775 Put it away. 313 00:10:38,843 --> 00:10:40,076 I got you out of school so you could learn 314 00:10:40,145 --> 00:10:42,078 about our great nation, not play on your phone. 315 00:10:42,147 --> 00:10:43,446 Dad, this sucks. 316 00:10:43,515 --> 00:10:44,781 We're stuck here in this tent 317 00:10:44,849 --> 00:10:46,049 doing all the crap jobs 318 00:10:46,117 --> 00:10:47,817 while all the guys are out there having fun. 319 00:10:47,886 --> 00:10:49,419 Don't you think it's a little uncool that... 320 00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:51,521 - My daughter's not giving this a fair shot? - No. That... 321 00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:53,556 You're rejecting one of the most glorious learning experiences 322 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:56,259 - a person can have? - That only the girls are treated this way. 323 00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:57,527 Especially this day and age. 324 00:10:57,596 --> 00:10:58,795 But it isn't this day and age. 325 00:10:58,863 --> 00:11:00,663 That's the whole point. 326 00:11:00,732 --> 00:11:03,066 Corporal Otto, why aren't you at your post? 327 00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:04,467 Oh, sorry, sir. I was just checking on my girls. 328 00:11:04,536 --> 00:11:06,002 [GASPS] A phone? 329 00:11:06,071 --> 00:11:07,303 What... What are you doing with a pho... 330 00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:09,572 Or rather, what are doing with some futuristic device 331 00:11:09,641 --> 00:11:12,175 that I don't know about? Because I'm in the 1700s. 332 00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:13,409 It's no big deal. I'll just put it away. 333 00:11:13,478 --> 00:11:15,345 Oh. No big deal. 334 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,347 [CHUCKLES] Okay. 335 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:21,451 Then maybe it's "no big deal" that I demote you, Private Otto. 336 00:11:21,519 --> 00:11:23,720 See you on the battlefield. 337 00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:24,754 Go! 338 00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:27,857 Back to private. 339 00:11:27,926 --> 00:11:29,659 You just flushed three whole years 340 00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:32,228 of online reenactment class down the toilet! 341 00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:35,498 ? 342 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,500 I've got you down for two seats at the Bradford table. 343 00:11:37,569 --> 00:11:38,768 And in return, 344 00:11:38,837 --> 00:11:40,837 you'll donate your private jet for the weekend... 345 00:11:40,905 --> 00:11:43,106 Is that correct? 346 00:11:43,174 --> 00:11:44,140 Great! 347 00:11:44,209 --> 00:11:45,642 Thank you for your donations. 348 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:47,310 Put the Bumgarners on the board! 349 00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:49,012 [CHUCKLES] 350 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,647 Mom, I got to be honest. 351 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:52,081 I'm actually having fun. 352 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,050 We're like a mother/son "Wolf of Wall Street." 353 00:11:54,119 --> 00:11:55,818 I'm Leo. You're Jonah Hill. 354 00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:59,188 Can't say that I love the Jonah Hill comparison, but... 355 00:11:59,257 --> 00:12:00,790 this is pretty awesome. 356 00:12:00,859 --> 00:12:02,892 [DOOR OPENS] 357 00:12:02,961 --> 00:12:04,527 Hey, guys! How'd it go? 358 00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:07,597 So fun! I amputated a ton of legs. 359 00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:09,732 Sometimes I accidentally took the wrong one 360 00:12:09,801 --> 00:12:11,401 - just so I could do two. - Mm. 361 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,603 Mom, Dad won't let me go back to school. 362 00:12:13,672 --> 00:12:16,005 It's a two-day battle, so no school for you. 363 00:12:18,109 --> 00:12:19,175 What happened out there? 364 00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:20,943 [GROANS] What's happening in here? 365 00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:23,212 Oliver is teaching me the ways of Westport. 366 00:12:23,281 --> 00:12:25,081 I'm using Cooper Bradford's parents 367 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,716 as bait to dupe the rich idiots 368 00:12:26,785 --> 00:12:28,751 into coughing up fancy auction items. 369 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:30,887 - And we're killin' it. - Mother/son robot dance! 370 00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:33,289 [UPBEAT EDM PLAYS] 371 00:12:33,358 --> 00:12:34,957 Katie, a moment? 372 00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:36,926 [MUSIC STOPS] 373 00:12:36,995 --> 00:12:38,928 What happened to not getting sucked into Westport culture? 374 00:12:38,997 --> 00:12:40,697 I know it's weird, but Oliver is helping me 375 00:12:40,765 --> 00:12:42,198 lock in donations for the Gala 376 00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:44,067 and has taught me the wonderful feeling 377 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:46,703 that comes with money and power. 378 00:12:46,771 --> 00:12:48,037 I don't like any of this. 379 00:12:48,106 --> 00:12:50,206 I don't like what you just said, I don't like this board, 380 00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:52,141 and I feel like your hair may be a little bit different. 381 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,644 Don't listen to him. You're finally getting respect in this town. 382 00:12:54,713 --> 00:12:56,245 But at what cost? Don't lose who you are 383 00:12:56,314 --> 00:12:58,381 - in pursuit of material gains. - But think of the power. 384 00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,149 Surely there must be a better way to get what you want. 385 00:13:00,218 --> 00:13:01,718 People will want to know you. 386 00:13:01,786 --> 00:13:03,119 You don't want to know anyone, Katie. 387 00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:04,420 People will want to be you. 388 00:13:04,489 --> 00:13:05,755 That's not what you're about. 389 00:13:05,824 --> 00:13:08,191 And you can finally destroy Tara Summers. 390 00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:09,625 Winner! Sorry, Greg. 391 00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:10,827 I'm going with the kid on this one. 392 00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:11,928 Fine. But for the record, 393 00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:13,329 I don't like the crowd you're running with. 394 00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:15,765 Who? Oliver? 395 00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:16,799 Yes. 396 00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:19,268 ? 397 00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:21,003 [SIGHS] 398 00:13:21,072 --> 00:13:26,442 ? 399 00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:28,277 Katie! Hi! 400 00:13:28,346 --> 00:13:29,712 Don't you look adorable today. 401 00:13:29,781 --> 00:13:33,116 Someone's clearly heard how I'm killing it with the Gala. 402 00:13:33,184 --> 00:13:35,051 I have. And I also heard 403 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,387 that there's one more seat available at the Bradford table. 404 00:13:37,455 --> 00:13:38,955 Well, by happy coincidence, 405 00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:41,190 our timeshare in the Bahamas is suddenly available. 406 00:13:41,259 --> 00:13:42,325 Which I'd be happy to donate. 407 00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:44,827 Oh, really? That is a happy coincidence. 408 00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:46,295 Your timeshare's no good here. 409 00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:47,997 And the Bahamas? Really? 410 00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,232 What, are we filming "Cocktail"? 411 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,233 Move along. 412 00:13:54,539 --> 00:13:55,738 Mom... 413 00:13:55,807 --> 00:13:57,373 Oliver, why didn't you tell me it was so much fun 414 00:13:57,442 --> 00:13:58,708 being a Westport douchebag? 415 00:13:58,777 --> 00:14:00,410 That's literally all I talk about. 416 00:14:00,478 --> 00:14:02,178 Mom, bad news. 417 00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:03,913 Cooper Bradford just got suspended 418 00:14:03,982 --> 00:14:05,915 and might get expelled. If the school throws him out, 419 00:14:05,984 --> 00:14:08,184 there's no way his parents will sponsor a table at the Gala. 420 00:14:08,253 --> 00:14:09,485 Oh, man! 421 00:14:09,554 --> 00:14:10,820 Nothing ever goes my way! 422 00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:13,923 First you three kids, now this! 423 00:14:13,992 --> 00:14:15,358 [SIGHS] 424 00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:19,626 Principal Ablin? 425 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,637 Oh, hi, Katie. 426 00:14:21,705 --> 00:14:23,005 If you're here to complain again, 427 00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:25,941 we now have a meat option on vegan day. 428 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:29,011 I need your help with the Cooper Bradford situation. 429 00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:31,079 - [CLEARS THROAT] - You need to unsuspend him. 430 00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:32,614 First, you're not his parent. 431 00:14:32,683 --> 00:14:34,716 And do you even know what the Cooper Bradford situation is? 432 00:14:34,785 --> 00:14:36,752 No. But how bad can it be? 433 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,320 He paid the smart kids in his math class 434 00:14:38,389 --> 00:14:39,788 to tank their midterm and lower the curve 435 00:14:39,857 --> 00:14:40,856 so he didn't have to study. 436 00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:41,957 That's terrible. 437 00:14:42,026 --> 00:14:43,158 Yeah. It is. 438 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:44,860 Back in my day, if you wanted to cheat, 439 00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:46,628 you'd just write the formulas on your upper thigh 440 00:14:46,697 --> 00:14:48,730 and then call the teacher a pervert if he busted you. 441 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:50,899 It's not so much how he cheated. 442 00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:52,200 It's that he cheated. 443 00:14:52,269 --> 00:14:53,869 Yeah, I got it, but here's my problem... 444 00:14:53,938 --> 00:14:55,938 I have to get Cooper out of trouble, 445 00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:58,774 otherwise the whole Spring Gala falls apart on me. 446 00:14:58,842 --> 00:15:00,976 And since the Gala is where a large amount 447 00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:02,311 of the funding for the school comes from, 448 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,714 without it, other things fall apart, too. 449 00:15:05,783 --> 00:15:10,385 Like the new planned renovation of the teachers' lounge 450 00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:11,853 that I just thought of. 451 00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:13,655 Mrs. Otto, two of our brightest kids 452 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,657 were dis-invited from the Math-a-lathon because of this. 453 00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:17,059 We're lucky they're still allowed to compete 454 00:15:17,127 --> 00:15:18,260 in the Biolog-a-lympics. 455 00:15:18,329 --> 00:15:19,995 Okay, let's me and you talk, 456 00:15:20,064 --> 00:15:21,363 poor person to poor person. 457 00:15:21,432 --> 00:15:22,998 I do very well, thank you. 458 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,866 - I drive an Elantra. - Stop it. 459 00:15:24,935 --> 00:15:26,234 We're both a couple of poors, and we know it. 460 00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:28,170 And the rich people are always using us poors 461 00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:29,471 for what they want. 462 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,707 Don't you think it's time that a couple of poors 463 00:15:31,775 --> 00:15:34,076 use one of the richies for what we want? 464 00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:39,548 ? 465 00:15:39,616 --> 00:15:42,384 [SIGHS] 466 00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:46,488 I hear rumor of a very nice sofa being offered around town. 467 00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:49,257 It says "Doris" on it in gold? 468 00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:51,126 My cat's name is Doris. 469 00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:54,796 ? 470 00:15:54,865 --> 00:15:56,631 Your attention! 471 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,700 The British have surrounded us! 472 00:15:58,769 --> 00:16:00,235 But before we begin the massacre, 473 00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,670 I'd like to go over the rules. 474 00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:04,306 As per usual, we will be using verbal "bangs" 475 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,907 to represent shots fired. 476 00:16:05,976 --> 00:16:07,943 Also, Paul will place stickers on victims 477 00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:09,811 to indicate they've been hit. 478 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,780 Okay! Commence massacre! 479 00:16:12,516 --> 00:16:14,349 Aim! Fire! 480 00:16:14,418 --> 00:16:15,350 ALL: Bang! 481 00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:18,020 - [SOLDIERS GROANING] - Fire! 482 00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,755 - ALL: Bang! - [SOLDIERS GROANING] 483 00:16:19,823 --> 00:16:21,556 - Fire! - Bang! 484 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,860 - [SOLDERS SHOUTING] - Fire! 485 00:16:24,928 --> 00:16:26,228 ALL: Bang! 486 00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:27,829 Fire! 487 00:16:27,898 --> 00:16:30,132 ALL: Bang! 488 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,833 Bang! 489 00:16:31,902 --> 00:16:33,902 ? 490 00:16:33,971 --> 00:16:35,337 [GROANS] 491 00:16:35,406 --> 00:16:37,039 I'm hit! 492 00:16:37,107 --> 00:16:38,940 Shoulder? Really? 493 00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:40,308 Ricochet. 494 00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:44,246 Excellent death, honey. 495 00:16:44,314 --> 00:16:46,782 Thanks, Dad. 496 00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:49,451 [GRUNTING DRAMATICALLY] 497 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:54,056 ? 498 00:16:54,124 --> 00:16:55,657 [CONTINUES GRUNTING] 499 00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:56,925 ? 500 00:16:56,994 --> 00:16:58,193 I can't get these pants dirty. 501 00:16:58,262 --> 00:16:59,895 Last time, they were so expensive to dry clean. 502 00:16:59,963 --> 00:17:02,064 [GROANING] 503 00:17:02,132 --> 00:17:03,131 ? 504 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,566 Taylor, die. 505 00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:05,801 No. 506 00:17:08,272 --> 00:17:09,438 You're shot again! Go down! 507 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,839 No! 508 00:17:10,908 --> 00:17:12,374 [IMITATES CANNON FIRING] 509 00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:13,675 Boom! 510 00:17:13,744 --> 00:17:16,711 [GASPS] Cannonball! 511 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:19,314 - You will die right now, young lady! - No, Dad! 512 00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:21,183 This is totally unfair! 513 00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:23,885 I can't be a soldier because it's historically inaccurate? 514 00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,520 But people are just yelling "bang." 515 00:17:25,589 --> 00:17:27,556 And there's a guy putting stickers on people 516 00:17:27,624 --> 00:17:29,024 to show they've been shot. 517 00:17:29,093 --> 00:17:30,559 You're fine overlooking these things 518 00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:31,927 but not letting girls be soldiers? 519 00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:33,528 Nurse, you will die now! 520 00:17:33,597 --> 00:17:34,830 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 521 00:17:34,898 --> 00:17:36,164 Don't yell at my daughter. 522 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,899 Back on the ground, Private Otto, 523 00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:39,334 or I'll send you to the stockade. 524 00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:40,735 No, you won't, Elliot. 525 00:17:40,804 --> 00:17:41,937 How dare you? 526 00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:44,506 I am Captain Beauregard of the Fifth Battalion! 527 00:17:44,575 --> 00:17:46,208 No, you're Elliot Grady. 528 00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:47,843 You sell lambs' wool car-seat covers 529 00:17:47,911 --> 00:17:49,644 out of a kiosk in the Stamford Mall. 530 00:17:49,713 --> 00:17:51,980 Stop using words that haven't been invented yet! 531 00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:53,515 Look, my daughter is right. 532 00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:55,584 None of this is 100% accurate. 533 00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:57,285 Jim wears color contacts. 534 00:17:57,354 --> 00:18:00,222 They're stunning, sure, but come on, accurate? 535 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:02,724 And I happen to know that you wear support socks! 536 00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:05,160 [ALL GASPING] 537 00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:07,095 I have phlebitis in my ankles! 538 00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:08,263 All I'm saying is... 539 00:18:08,332 --> 00:18:10,377 is what my daughter's asking for so wrong? 540 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:14,236 May I remind you all that this is the Westport Massacre! 541 00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:15,403 I'm sorry. 542 00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:18,106 This is the Chunky Soup Westport Massacre! 543 00:18:18,175 --> 00:18:19,341 PAUL: I want to bring my inhaler. 544 00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:20,942 I want to wear my back brace. 545 00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:23,979 I'd like to bring a football to throw during down times. 546 00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:26,498 [SCOFFS] Paul, get these men in line. 547 00:18:28,051 --> 00:18:29,284 Bang. 548 00:18:29,353 --> 00:18:30,452 Oh, I die? 549 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:31,486 I die? 550 00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:32,821 Okay, you know what dies with me? 551 00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,389 My Netflix password. 552 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,057 Yeah, didn't think that one through, did you? 553 00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:37,726 Nope. No, un-die me! 554 00:18:37,794 --> 00:18:39,594 - Thanks, Dad. - It was the right thing to do. 555 00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:41,062 I'm sorry I didn't support you sooner. 556 00:18:41,131 --> 00:18:42,430 If it makes you feel any better, 557 00:18:42,499 --> 00:18:44,432 I think I actually get what you like about history. 558 00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:45,934 - You do? - Yeah. 559 00:18:46,003 --> 00:18:47,669 Being a part of a mini revolution 560 00:18:47,738 --> 00:18:49,104 and standing up to a tyrant, 561 00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:50,505 it kind of helps me understand 562 00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:51,873 how those people really must've felt. 563 00:18:51,942 --> 00:18:53,074 Aw, honey. 564 00:18:53,143 --> 00:18:54,376 I'm so proud of you for having the courage 565 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:55,877 to stand up for what you believe in. 566 00:18:55,946 --> 00:18:58,113 And that you learned about the Revolution by yourself. 567 00:18:58,182 --> 00:19:00,282 No, Dad. You learned it to me. 568 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,383 Actually, the proper... 569 00:19:01,451 --> 00:19:02,517 You know what? Who cares? 570 00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:03,552 We learned it to each other. 571 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,719 [CHUCKLES] 572 00:19:04,788 --> 00:19:10,992 ? 573 00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:13,061 - Oh, what's the celebration? - I'm a free man. 574 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,597 Mrs. Otto got Principal Ablin to unsuspend me. 575 00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:18,233 By giving him Doris' sofa, thereby saving the Gala. 576 00:19:18,302 --> 00:19:19,868 Wait, you bribed the principal? 577 00:19:19,937 --> 00:19:21,303 Uh... 578 00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:22,837 Yes, but who cares? 579 00:19:22,906 --> 00:19:24,105 Your Gala's gonna be a success. 580 00:19:24,174 --> 00:19:25,774 Don't give in. You fight against this town. 581 00:19:25,842 --> 00:19:27,008 Don't be seduced by it. 582 00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:29,010 No, let it pour you a Scotch and rub your feet. 583 00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:30,412 Come on, Katie, I know you're in there. 584 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,047 I'm feeling a little peckish. 585 00:19:32,115 --> 00:19:33,548 Do you guys have, like, a charcuterie plate 586 00:19:33,617 --> 00:19:35,383 or some Marcona almonds? 587 00:19:35,452 --> 00:19:36,985 Oh, my God. 588 00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:38,153 Your dad's right. 589 00:19:38,222 --> 00:19:39,688 Wait. No, he's not. 590 00:19:39,756 --> 00:19:40,722 Robot. 591 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:43,058 [UPBEAT EDM PLAYS] 592 00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:44,759 [MUSIC FADES] 593 00:19:44,828 --> 00:19:45,927 Sorry, Oliver. 594 00:19:45,996 --> 00:19:47,395 I did a bad thing. 595 00:19:49,499 --> 00:19:50,498 And you. 596 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:53,268 What you did at school was awful, 597 00:19:53,337 --> 00:19:54,769 and you need to be punished. 598 00:19:54,838 --> 00:19:57,105 You're grounded. 599 00:19:57,174 --> 00:20:00,642 Uh, "grounded" is when you're forced to stay at home 600 00:20:00,711 --> 00:20:02,711 and lose all of your privileges. 601 00:20:02,779 --> 00:20:04,045 - Mm-hmm. - Stay home? 602 00:20:04,114 --> 00:20:05,747 Great. Guess I get to work on my bowling 603 00:20:05,816 --> 00:20:07,015 and play with my zebra. 604 00:20:07,084 --> 00:20:09,517 No, you are staying at our house. 605 00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:10,685 So I get to stay here? 606 00:20:12,422 --> 00:20:13,388 Bueno. 607 00:20:13,457 --> 00:20:14,656 Before I die, 608 00:20:14,725 --> 00:20:16,424 I'm gonna make you sad. 609 00:20:16,493 --> 00:20:18,860 ? 610 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,201 So, Mrs. Bradford, everything with the school is fine. 611 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:32,005 I managed to make sure that Cooper did not get kicked out. 612 00:20:32,074 --> 00:20:35,375 But I did ground him. 613 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,477 "Grounding" is when somebody takes away 614 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,879 somebody's privileges. 615 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,948 Okay... well... 616 00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:43,913 then we'll see you at the Gala, then. 617 00:20:44,038 --> 00:20:45,337 Bye. 618 00:20:45,439 --> 00:20:47,773 I actually feel sorry for the kid. 619 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,875 I had no idea you could wash your own car. 620 00:20:49,977 --> 00:20:51,043 This is a first for me. 621 00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:52,344 OLIVER: Yeah, washing our cars 622 00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:54,179 is a first for the Otto family, too. 623 00:20:54,281 --> 00:20:56,515 I guess this is why Bentley comes in wet sometimes. 624 00:20:56,617 --> 00:20:58,050 Feeling passed. 625 00:20:58,152 --> 00:20:59,618 Yeah. 626 00:20:59,668 --> 00:21:04,218 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44622

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