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Katie, I just heard the news.
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I sold my book proposal!
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They're going to pay me
to write my book!
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Congratulations!
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And the publishers are sending
a cash advance and everything!
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Amazing!
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And I thought of a title...
"John Stuart Mill
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and the Consequences of a Thoroughgoing
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Empiricist Outlook!"
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Help me out here. I'm losing steam.
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I sold my book!
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Yay!
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Let's have a special dinner tonight.
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It'll just be us.
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And Anna-Kat.
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And the other two.
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It'll be a regular dinner.
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Yay!
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That sounds great.
I'll... I'll see you back here
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- in a couple of hours.
- Oh.
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But you just got home.
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Where are you going?
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Yeah, I-I want to get a jump on my book.
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You can't do that from the study?
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It's, uh, just... I have to go, uh...
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There's so much noise here.
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Potential noise.
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I'll be back for dinner.
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Katie: Greg has been acting
odd lately...
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uncomfortable and avoiding eye contact,
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like when he has those dreams
where me and his mom
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are the same person.
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What is going on with him?
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Hey.
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I don't have much time.
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I told my wife I'd be home for dinner.
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Oh, okay. Want a drink?
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Yeah.
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And Celeste has the kids next week,
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so I figure why not take
some time to reset
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and get in touch with the inner Angela.
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- Mm.
- So many other ladies
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have met the "inner" Angela.
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- Why should you be left out?
- Ha, ha.
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Why don't you guys come with me?
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A spiritual retreat could be
just what we all need.
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- Who's in?
- I can't.
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My children need me.
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[Laughter]
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Kidding.
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- I'm behind on "Homeland."
- Oh.
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And I don't believe in all
that spiritual hocus pocus.
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If that chanting stuff worked,
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Boyz II Men would've called
me up on stage
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and had me sing "Motownphilly."
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Hmm.
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So now can we talk about me?
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Because Greg has been acting weird.
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How weird?
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For the last couple of months,
he's been all cagey with his phone,
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and I could swear sometimes
he smells like perfume.
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Do you think he's having an affair?
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[Gasps]
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[Laughter]
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Greg is such a boy scout.
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He's a [bleep] Eagle Scout, Angela.
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- Get it right.
- Oh.
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Listen, if you want to make sure
he's really not cheating,
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check his wallet.
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If he's having an affair,
he'll have receipts
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from hotel rooms and dinners
that he cannot account for.
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That's how Celeste found out
about your affair, isn't it?
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Yeah, she found out all sorts of things
I couldn't account for.
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And then she found a video of me
in Tracy Marino's pool house.
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And then, I was accounted for.
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Hey, guys, Dad sold his book.
You know what that means, right?
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Ugh, John Stuart Mill.
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My bedtime stories are going
to take a serious nosedive.
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Yeah, but it also means
they might have some extra money.
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I know. I already have
my eye on a Vespa.
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And I want some of those
expensive ripped-knee jeans.
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I want a puppy!
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Hang on. If we ask for a bunch of stuff,
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we'll get nothing but Mom's speech
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about that kid who got
everything he asked for
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and ends up either dead or
not having use of his arms.
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Maybe if we decide
on something we all want,
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we could get one big present
out of them.
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We just have to unify.
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Normally I'm very anti-union,
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but under these circumstances
I feel it would be wise.
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I'm in.
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How about we just ask them for hugs?
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Those wouldn't cost them anything.
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I want you to go to your room right now
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and think about why what
you just said is so wrong.
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Greg, can you come in here for a second?
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- [Door opens]
- Hey. What's up?
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Were you going through my wallet?
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You have been acting
really weird lately.
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And the girls got me all crazy
and told me to check your wallet
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for receipts to make sure that you
weren't messing around behind my back.
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And I was sure I wasn't going
to find anything.
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But then, I found this.
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Oh, the bar receipt from last night.
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When you told me that you were working.
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Right.
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I know you have a simple explanation,
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and you weren't with another woman.
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Okay, I was with another woman.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm bypassing anger and going
straight into acceptance.
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You take Taylor and Oliver,
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and I'll take Anna-Kat and the Camry.
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I was with Celeste.
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Angela's ex-wife Celeste?
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Yeah, she's been helping me
with my book proposal.
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You know she's an editor.
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And, I might add, a lesbian.
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I can't believe you lied to me.
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How long has this been going on?
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A couple of months.
She's a great sounding board.
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I didn't tell you because
I didn't want to put you
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in a weird position with Angela.
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I'm the good guy here.
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Mm. How so?
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Normally, when people get divorced,
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they side with the one who gets wronged,
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but you sided with the bad guy, Angela.
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I decided to go with
the good guy, Celeste,
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because I'm a good guy,
and the only reason
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I lied to you was so that you wouldn't
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have to be a bad guy to Angela.
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So, if you think about it,
I'm not just a good guy,
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I'm a triple good guy.
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Stop putting things into perspective.
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Well, now that you know the truth,
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we should all go out
and celebrate together.
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Mnh-mnh. I can't.
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Angela made it very clear
that Celeste is off-limits.
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Angela doesn't have to know.
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Celeste is the woman
who made it possible for you
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to not have to hear
about the philosophies
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of John Stuart Mill
for the last two months.
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- You owe her.
- My God,
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that woman is a saint.
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She should be in the "Unsung Hero" issue
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of People magazine.
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Okay, I'll go, but just for one drink.
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One drink it is.
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With somebody who loves me
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Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
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I wanna feel the heat
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Greg?
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I have no saliva.
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Why are we still in our clothes?
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What happened to us last night?
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I don't remember anything after
those Blazeball shots you ordered.
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Why?
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I was feeling nervous about Celeste
and I was trying to break the tension.
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I got a pedicure?
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Oh, honey, that's not all you got.
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I haven't given a hickey
since high school.
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Well, you made up for lost time.
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I can't be seen like this.
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Wow.
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I am impressed with myself.
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That's some real passion there.
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Oh, my God.
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Did we do this?
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Like so many things about
last night, I-I just don't know.
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[The Champs' "Tequila plays"]
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Mm. It's hard, but the cheese is good!
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Why can't I remember anything?
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[Sighs] We blacked out.
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Oh, honey, is this your first time?
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That's adorable.
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Don't worry. I'll help you through it.
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You got to hydrate.
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Oh.
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Flashes of the night are going
to begin to come back to you.
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Usually it's the stuff
that makes you go, "Why?!"
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Oh, move. It's my turn.
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[Gasps]
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Oh, no.
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My jacket's ruined.
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Wait a minute.
I'm remembering something.
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What?
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Last night I came up with
the perfect opening line
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for my book. I wrote it on a napkin.
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It's not here.
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I got to find that napkin.
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Without the perfect opening,
I have no book!
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Oh, this feels so good.
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I'm going to go call Celeste.
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Maybe she'll remember something.
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Taylor: Hey, Katie.
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What did you just call me?
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Katie.
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After last night,
you told me to call you that.
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Remember?
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Taylor?
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Are you awake?
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Mom?
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You're so pretty.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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"Mom"?
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"Mom" is so formal.
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Doesn't sound like us.
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I want us to be best friends.
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Call me Katie from now on, okay?
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I remember that.
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Totally.
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Mm-hmm.
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You used to be such a good liar.
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It's sad.
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All right, Anna-Kat and I
have been talking.
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She's gotten past the puppy,
and we figured out a gift
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that'd be good for all of us...
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a trampoline. You in?
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Absolutely.
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You know what's cute?
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A puppy on a trampoline.
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You know what's a drain
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on this family's
already limited resources?
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A puppy.
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Fine.
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Well, we should've asked for
the trampoline last night.
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Mom got super drunk and would've
given us whatever we wanted.
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But this morning she doesn't
remember a thing, so...
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Maybe we did ask Mom
for something last night,
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and she just
doesn't remember saying yes.
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Wait, when did we do that?
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We didn't, but we're going
to say we did.
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Ohhh. [Laughs weakly]
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Still doesn't get it.
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[Sighs] Come on,
I'll explain as we walk.
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Mom, we need to talk to you
about something.
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[Sighs]
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Remember last night when you
came home from celebrating
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with Dad and you promised us a present
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because he sold his book?
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Totally.
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So, when do we pick out our...
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Puppy!
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Puppy, huh?
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Mm-hmm. That's what
you said we could have.
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Okay, no matter what state I was in,
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I would never agree to a puppy.
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Maybe a 15-year-old rescue dog
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who's got a few months left
in it, but never a puppy.
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Wait! No, no. She meant trampoline!
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She wants to name it "Puppy"...
she's a weird kid!
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- [Door closes]
- Well, we tried.
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Right, guys?
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- [Sighs]
- Yeah.
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I looked for that
stupid napkin everywhere.
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00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:18,087
I'm so itchy.
263
00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:20,606
It's probably your turtleneck
rubbing against your hickeys.
264
00:10:20,691 --> 00:10:23,042
- You know about those?
- I watched it go down.
265
00:10:23,127 --> 00:10:25,761
They left more of a mark on me
than they did on you.
266
00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:27,730
[Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" plays]
267
00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:30,199
How many hickeys is she up to?
268
00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:36,822
Oh, well, one for every "hand-jive"
Greg does, so, uh, six.
269
00:10:36,908 --> 00:10:41,310
Keep it going, girl!
Mama needs a few nights off!
270
00:10:41,395 --> 00:10:42,628
You remember all that,
271
00:10:42,697 --> 00:10:44,046
but you don't remember
the opening line of my book?
272
00:10:44,081 --> 00:10:46,465
You scribbled something down on
a napkin and you yelled,
273
00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,684
"I'm a literary God!"
274
00:10:48,769 --> 00:10:51,203
And then you heard Lady Gaga and
you ran back to the dance floor
275
00:10:51,289 --> 00:10:53,622
and you screamed,
"I'm a little monster!"
276
00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:54,757
How did I even know that?
277
00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:55,774
Mm-mm.
278
00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:58,256
- I'm so embarrassed.
- Yeah.
279
00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:03,766
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm a little late.
280
00:11:03,851 --> 00:11:05,234
Doris: No, don't worry about it.
281
00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:06,585
So, what'd you do last night?
282
00:11:06,671 --> 00:11:08,904
Greg and I went out to celebrate
his book being sold,
283
00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:10,973
and things got a little out of hand.
284
00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:13,576
"Sloppy" is the word that comes to mind.
285
00:11:13,661 --> 00:11:15,711
Clearly "shower" didn't come to mind.
286
00:11:16,514 --> 00:11:18,781
So, you two just decided to go out big?
287
00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:21,083
Yep. Just the two of us.
288
00:11:21,118 --> 00:11:22,801
Just me and Greg. All night.
289
00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:24,353
Me and him.
290
00:11:24,405 --> 00:11:26,255
Me and my man. [Snickering]
291
00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:28,591
No one else?
292
00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:30,476
Not that I remember.
293
00:11:30,561 --> 00:11:34,163
Well, let me see if I can help
you fill in the missing details.
294
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,347
Does this ring any bells?
295
00:11:37,535 --> 00:11:38,984
Where did you get that?
296
00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:40,836
Celeste's Instagram.
297
00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:42,838
You're friends
with Celeste on Instagram?
298
00:11:42,890 --> 00:11:44,440
No, but Gunthar Eriksson,
299
00:11:44,525 --> 00:11:47,042
a profile I created
to lightly stalk her, is.
300
00:11:47,078 --> 00:11:49,995
We did run into Celeste.
but it was only for a minute,
301
00:11:50,081 --> 00:11:52,031
and I gave her the cold shoulder
and I moved on.
302
00:11:52,116 --> 00:11:54,033
Oh. Which shoulder? This shoulder?
303
00:11:54,118 --> 00:11:56,168
The one she has her head on?
304
00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:58,220
So busted.
305
00:11:58,306 --> 00:11:59,688
Can I take a look at that?
306
00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:01,457
Last night is a little blurry.
307
00:12:01,492 --> 00:12:03,626
I just need to see exactly
what I'm guilty of.
308
00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:07,279
Here, here, and here,
309
00:12:07,348 --> 00:12:08,480
you're guilty of being a bad friend.
310
00:12:08,566 --> 00:12:09,531
Does that help you?
311
00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:11,917
Okay, obviously I saw Celeste.
312
00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:12,885
But I didn't want to.
313
00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,303
It's all Greg's fault.
314
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:15,888
He kept in touch with her.
315
00:12:15,973 --> 00:12:18,440
You drank a shot off her belly.
316
00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:20,909
It was understood that
you weren't gonna see her.
317
00:12:20,995 --> 00:12:22,544
There was a ban on Celeste.
318
00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:24,813
Just like there's a ban on us
going to Murray's Frozen Yogurt
319
00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:26,982
because you had into a
disagreement over the definition
320
00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:28,400
of "unlimited toppings."
321
00:12:28,469 --> 00:12:30,669
I was one punch away from a free yogurt.
322
00:12:30,755 --> 00:12:32,688
But we don't go there
out of respect for you.
323
00:12:32,723 --> 00:12:34,106
But it looks like you have
no respect for me.
324
00:12:34,191 --> 00:12:35,524
Don't be like that.
325
00:12:35,576 --> 00:12:37,843
In my defense, you weren't
even supposed to find out.
326
00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:39,261
Typical Katie Otto.
327
00:12:39,313 --> 00:12:40,479
Excuse me?
328
00:12:40,564 --> 00:12:41,780
You know, when I was
just getting to know you,
329
00:12:41,866 --> 00:12:43,565
I thought your whole
"me first" thing was charming.
330
00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:45,534
But it's not. You tune out anything
331
00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:46,618
that doesn't have to do with you.
332
00:12:46,687 --> 00:12:47,886
You're so selfish.
333
00:12:47,972 --> 00:12:49,438
You do what you want, when you want,
334
00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:51,573
without giving a damn
about anybody else.
335
00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:53,175
- Whoa.
- You want to talk selfish?
336
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,290
Please!
337
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,394
You're the one who made
your friends choose sides
338
00:12:55,479 --> 00:12:56,779
when your marriage fell apart
339
00:12:56,814 --> 00:12:58,230
because you couldn't keep it
in your skinny jeans!
340
00:12:58,316 --> 00:12:59,448
Right, Doris?
341
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,800
This iced tea is good.
342
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:03,936
- That's how you feel?
- Mm-hmm.
343
00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:05,354
Fine.
344
00:13:05,406 --> 00:13:06,905
You know what? Be friends with Celeste,
345
00:13:06,991 --> 00:13:08,407
because you're not friends with me.
346
00:13:08,492 --> 00:13:09,792
I'm done with you.
347
00:13:09,877 --> 00:13:11,093
Ditto!
348
00:13:14,615 --> 00:13:16,115
"Ditto"?
349
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,083
Not a strong ender.
350
00:13:18,169 --> 00:13:19,468
351
00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:24,306
What are you doing?
352
00:13:24,392 --> 00:13:26,575
Maybe I threw the napkin
in here when I was drunk.
353
00:13:26,627 --> 00:13:28,243
Mm. That's a stretch.
354
00:13:28,295 --> 00:13:29,578
Hey, we found your bra in the fridge.
355
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:30,763
Anything is possible.
356
00:13:30,848 --> 00:13:33,298
Last night created such a mess.
357
00:13:33,384 --> 00:13:34,900
I just got in a huge fight with Angela.
358
00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:36,735
She called me selfish.
359
00:13:36,821 --> 00:13:37,853
This is all your fault.
360
00:13:37,938 --> 00:13:39,438
- My fault?
- Yep.
361
00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:41,690
You just had to be friends with Celeste.
362
00:13:41,776 --> 00:13:43,242
And you just had to have me
hang out with her.
363
00:13:43,327 --> 00:13:45,327
You're right. I did have
to be friends with Celeste,
364
00:13:45,363 --> 00:13:47,746
because I needed
a sounding board for my book
365
00:13:47,832 --> 00:13:50,666
and every time I asked you to be
that for me, you wouldn't.
366
00:13:50,701 --> 00:13:52,868
That is not selfish.
367
00:13:52,953 --> 00:13:55,671
That is just... self-preservation.
368
00:13:55,706 --> 00:13:59,208
Katie, I know it's unpleasant
to hear, but Angela's not wrong.
369
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:01,460
Sometimes, you can be selfish.
370
00:14:04,382 --> 00:14:06,268
I am not selfish!
371
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:07,403
[Retches]
372
00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:09,184
Is that the sound of
my hungover husband throwing up
373
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:11,237
in the bathroom? I should help him.
374
00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:12,438
[Retches]
375
00:14:12,523 --> 00:14:14,403
I'm sure he wants his privacy.
376
00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:20,729
Look at me, making you a snack.
377
00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:23,831
Not just any snack...
apples with peanut butter.
378
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,693
And I cut them into little boats.
379
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,068
- Would a selfish person do that?
- No, Mama.
380
00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:29,201
Of course not.
381
00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:32,482
Then again, I'm your kid
and if you don't feed me, I die.
382
00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:35,616
Eat this and go play
with your brother and sister.
383
00:14:35,701 --> 00:14:37,584
I can't. They're not talking to me.
384
00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:39,019
What's going on?
385
00:14:39,054 --> 00:14:40,687
They're mad because
I asked you for what I wanted
386
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,123
instead of asking you
for what we all wanted.
387
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:46,360
Mm. Puppy instead of a trampoline?
388
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,630
Well, you can see why they
might be a little mad, right?
389
00:14:49,698 --> 00:14:51,665
But I just did what you always do...
390
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,250
get what you want and then tell
the other people
391
00:14:53,319 --> 00:14:55,068
to go fudge themselves.
392
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,253
Yes.
393
00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:57,906
That's what Mommy says.
394
00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:04,195
- Greg!
- [Gasps]
395
00:15:04,263 --> 00:15:05,646
- What?
- [Sighs]
396
00:15:05,731 --> 00:15:06,830
You weren't moving.
397
00:15:06,915 --> 00:15:08,298
I thought you were dead.
398
00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:10,934
[Sighs] I'm trying to
re-create my lost opening line.
399
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:12,369
You want me to help you?
400
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,420
You don't want to.
401
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,705
I know.
402
00:15:14,773 --> 00:15:17,174
But the difference is now,
I want to want to.
403
00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:18,742
I'm sorry that I didn't take an interest
404
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,243
in what you were working on.
405
00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:21,795
Thank you. That means a lot.
406
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,597
I'm not even going to mention
what's going on with me,
407
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,232
because that would be selfish.
408
00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:27,884
And this moment is about you.
409
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,169
I appreciate that.
410
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,221
Maybe if I close my eyes
and clear my mind,
411
00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:32,606
the line will come back to me.
412
00:15:35,044 --> 00:15:37,978
[As Greg] Gee, Katie,
you seem kind of blue.
413
00:15:38,047 --> 00:15:39,713
What's going on with you?
414
00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:45,185
[Normal voice] Maybe talking about me
will jog your memory.
415
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,903
I'm sorry.
416
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,006
I usually go to Angela
with this sort of thing.
417
00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:50,741
I need to get Angela back
so she can tell me
418
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:51,975
how to get Angela back.
419
00:15:52,061 --> 00:15:53,694
- Just call her.
- I tried to.
420
00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:55,379
She's not picking up the phone.
She's avoiding me.
421
00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:57,347
Then go find her at the retreat.
422
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,516
Oh, my God, the retreat.
423
00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:00,901
How do you know about that?
424
00:16:00,953 --> 00:16:02,302
Celeste told me because
she has the kids all week.
425
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:05,155
Oh, if only I'd listened better,
I would know that.
426
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,574
[Tranquil music plays]
427
00:16:12,531 --> 00:16:14,414
Hey.
428
00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:19,036
I came to apologize.
429
00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:20,337
No, I can't apologize?
430
00:16:20,422 --> 00:16:21,888
Shhhhh!
431
00:16:21,924 --> 00:16:25,525
- Don't shush me!
- We're in a silent retreat!
432
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:28,912
- Silent like no talking?
- Shhh!
433
00:16:28,997 --> 00:16:30,564
Do that one more time
and see what happens.
434
00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:33,066
[Whispering] Again, you are
totally self-focused.
435
00:16:33,102 --> 00:16:35,085
You have no awareness
of what's going on around you.
436
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,504
I am trying to apologize.
437
00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:39,189
Well, you're doing a bad job.
438
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:42,075
Just leave before you get me kicked out.
439
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:48,487
_
440
00:16:55,364 --> 00:16:57,825
[Exhales]
441
00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:18,661
_
442
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:20,949
__
443
00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:24,008
_
444
00:17:25,031 --> 00:17:27,203
__
445
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:31,258
_
446
00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:36,987
__
447
00:17:38,908 --> 00:17:42,794
_
448
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,456
__
449
00:17:45,588 --> 00:17:47,252
_
450
00:18:15,037 --> 00:18:16,503
I'm sorry, too.
451
00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:17,471
You forgive me?
452
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,323
453
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:23,883
_
454
00:18:26,181 --> 00:18:28,482
You want to join me?
455
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,534
I'm not suddenly someone else.
456
00:18:30,619 --> 00:18:32,452
[Chuckles] Right.
457
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,730
So, Angela's good as long as
I don't see Celeste
458
00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:45,815
and you two sneak around
behind my back again.
459
00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:46,900
I'm fine with that.
460
00:18:46,952 --> 00:18:48,235
I was gonna miss sneaking around.
461
00:18:48,287 --> 00:18:51,137
It makes me feel dangerous,
like when I swallow my gum.
462
00:18:51,223 --> 00:18:53,940
Did you ever remember the
opening line to your book?
463
00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:54,941
Gone forever.
464
00:18:54,993 --> 00:18:56,326
Those words of genius
465
00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:59,930
and why my toenails are painted
remain a mystery.
466
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,032
Oh, wait a second. I know that color.
467
00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:04,467
That is Princess Pop Pink.
468
00:19:04,553 --> 00:19:06,469
It's from Anna-Kat's Make-Up Molly Kit.
469
00:19:14,963 --> 00:19:17,197
Shhh!
470
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:21,067
Shhh!
471
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,888
Shhh!
472
00:19:24,973 --> 00:19:26,273
Daddy?
473
00:19:26,308 --> 00:19:28,475
What are you doing awake?
474
00:19:28,527 --> 00:19:30,443
Go back to sleep.
475
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:34,364
Well, now that you're here,
let's do spa day!
476
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:36,800
I've never wanted to do anything more!
477
00:19:40,756 --> 00:19:43,807
I need some tissue
to separate your toes.
478
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:48,461
Will this do?
479
00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:49,696
Perfect.
480
00:19:54,253 --> 00:19:56,336
Anna-Kat, do you have that napkin
481
00:19:56,371 --> 00:19:58,038
from my spa day last night?
482
00:19:58,123 --> 00:20:01,458
If I find it for you,
can I have a trampoline?
483
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:02,459
Anything.
484
00:20:06,598 --> 00:20:08,348
Guys, you can't be mad at me anymore!
485
00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:10,432
I got us a trampoline!
486
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:12,385
Eh.
487
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:21,184
Oh, God, I remember everything.
488
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:25,489
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
489
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:30,077
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
490
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:33,447
With somebody who loves me
491
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,333
Oh, oh
492
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,367
Dance
493
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,618
Come on, baby
494
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,454
[Laughs]
495
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,923
-
Dance
-
Ooh!
496
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,207
Yeah
497
00:20:44,257 --> 00:20:48,807
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