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[shrieks] Bridget!
God, I am going to kill you!
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- Mom.
- Talk to your father.
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- Daddy, help me.
- Bride of Chucky's after Barbie.
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My life is over and no one cares,
because why should they?
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I'm just the middle child,
eternally ignored.
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And... save.
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- What's wrong, Kerry?
- [sighs]
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I have this video journal
to do for school
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and Bridget taped over my project.
It's ruined.
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- Bridget?
- OK.
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I'm going to a party with Kyle
and bought pleather pants.
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I wasn't sure if they looked real,
mirrors lie,
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so I taped myself dancing from behind
to see what I look like
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before asking for permission,
which is very thoughtful.
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- Cate?
- Oh, come on, Paul. I made breakfast.
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And the kids.
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Dad, I worked really hard
on this project, and now look.
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# I look hot in my hot new pants
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# In my hot new pants
I'm dancing around, looking really good
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# You want me
I look hot
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# In my pants
Look at me go
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# I'm dancin' #
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Oh, God, I'm so at that party.
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I shouldn't have seen that.
I'm the father.
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- Dad!
- OK, sweetie, I don't know what to do.
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Can't you just, you know,
tape whatever it was again?
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Sure. I'll ask God if he can make
that meteor shower again.
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It's only visible every 60 years,
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but maybe he'll make an exception,
you know, for Bridget's butt.
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So, we're good?
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- [grunts]
- In the cabinet under my sink.
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No, not that!
Don't you understand?
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My project is due
in less than one week
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and all I've got so far
is Bridget's butt.
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Why don't you do your video on Bridget?
You've already got the end.
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[laughing]
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That's why you're the dad.
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- My main man, Rory.
- Can I get a monkey?
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I am not having
the monkey conversation again.
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- But Dad...
- They do not pay for themselves.
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Paul, I disagree.
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OK, but you'll have to take care of it.
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No, no, about Bridget being
in Kerry's video.
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But that... I was just joking.
Yeah, right, "the end." Come on.
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Hilarious.
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I thought I told you to shovel the walk.
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A couple guys are doing it for me.
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- Can I have cocoa?
- They're doing it for cocoa?
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Oh, yeah, I should get them some, too.
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My God, a glimpse into Bridget world!
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She would be the perfect subject
for my video.
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Thank you, Daddy.
Your idea is inspired.
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- You're welcome.
- I thought you were joking.
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I was serious.
Cate, you don't get me at all, do you?
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- I don't want to do that.
- Since you ruined your sister's video,
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- you're gonna make up by helping her.
- Paul, a minute for rebuttal?
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Cate, come here.
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Come here.
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Yeah, this is much better.
They'll never hear us over here.
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Did you hear what Kerry said?
I inspired her.
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I inspired the uninspirable.
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Honey, you teamed up
Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote.
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Yes, they're sisters and they love
each other, but in small increments.
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Perhaps my little pebble of inspiration
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can cause a ripple effect
into the pond...
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Oh, for the love of God.
Be my guest. Go on.
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Kids, after a long discussion,
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your mother and I
have reached an agreement.
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- I live with Dad.
- I live with Mom.
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I'll have my own apartment. You can
visit. Call first, please don't show up.
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As Bridget's punishment,
she will be in Kerry's video.
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- Fine. Whatever.
- Make her the center of attention.
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That'll teach her.
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It's great. I'm gonna do my video
on what life is like for Bridget.
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How the beautiful people
have it so much easier.
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It's time someone exposed the hypocrisy.
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Right. Persecute the beautiful.
What is it, the Crusades all over again?
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That's not what the Crusades were about.
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- Oh. What am I thinking of?
- Cocoa.
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Oh, yeah, cocoa.
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I got you, I got you.
You're cornered. Ha!
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- Two hundred more points.
- Oh, Paul, it's just a game.
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Don't worry, Mom.
I'm 5,000 points ahead.
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Ten thousand.
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Twenty thousand.
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Dad, we need to use the TV.
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Game over. We'll call it a tie.
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God, this project is so great.
I'm so gonna get an A.
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- I love you, Daddy.
- "I love you, Dad." Did you hear that?
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Apparently, the pebble has landed.
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Sit back while ripples ensue.
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So, let's see this masterpiece.
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It's nowhere near finished.
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- Promise you'll tell me if it sucks.
- Or if I look bad.
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[snickers] Never mind. Just watch.
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[Kerry] In this looks-conscious society,
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there's only one minority
that suffers no discrimination:
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- The beautiful.
- [alarm clock beeps]
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Although only two percent
of the population,
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they occupy 50 percent of my bedroom.
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[chuckles]
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Sounds like we have another writer
in the family.
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Yippee.
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[Kerry] Her 58 minute shower finished,
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leaving only 30 seconds of hot water
for the rest of us,
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Bridget begins the search
for today's outfit.
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Hate it.
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Hate it.
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Mom gave it to me.
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Sad blouse.
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Hate it.
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- Hate it.
- A 58 minute shower?
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Bridget, do you have any idea
what our water bill is?
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You have to pay for water? I thought
you get it free when you buy the house.
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[Kerry] Makeup comprises the longest
portion of Bridget's preparation.
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Look at all that stuff.
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Bridget, do you even have a face?
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[Kerry] Bridget works hard
for her good grades.
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Hi, Bridget. Here's that
biology homework you wanted.
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Oh, Henry, you're such a doll.
Everyone, isn't he a doll?
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OK, OK, five.
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Every time he does my homework, I give
him one more digit to my phone number.
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[Kerry] Bridget's biology class
is studying cell variations.
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Even Bridget seems interested.
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Bridget also uses her wit and charm
when dealing with our city's finest.
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Officer, I know I missed that red light
but I've got these new blue contacts.
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I'm a total Kabuki face in the winter.
In summer my skin is tawny
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and not like
that fake tan stuff Amanda uses.
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One of my blue contacts slipped
before I got to the intersection,
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so even though it was a red light
for everybody else, for me it was not.
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Drive safely, miss.
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[chuckles]
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Kerry, how come in every scene
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you show me using my looks
to get people to do stuff for me?
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Daddy, make her stop!
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Well, you know, Bridge...
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Anybody who sees this
is gonna think I'm shallow.
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Anybody who sees this
is going to think I'm shallow!
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Oh, my God.
You all think I'm shallow.
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Well, we're not looking at our shoes
for scuff marks.
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Rory!
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I'm sorry. I should go upstairs
and take a long, hard look at myself.
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In the mirror.
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And see what my butt looks like
when I'm dancing!
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- Oh, God, I feel terrible.
- Ooh!
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A range of emotion
I haven't captured, Bridget.
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- Do it again.
- Oh, God, I feel terrible.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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Bridgie, oh, honey.
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Paul, you tossed a bad idea
into the pond.
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No, Cate, wait a second.
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Kerry held up a mirror,
which reflects, much like a pond.
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And if Bridget learned
from something she saw,
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she should seize this moment and change.
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I don't want to be shallow.
Really, I want to be deep.
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As deep as those tubs of ice cream
at the parlor,
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when they're scraping it off the bottom,
their armpits pressed on the side,
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and you're going,
"My God, are you gonna give me that?"
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Honey, you know... Listen.
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If you want to be that deep,
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just remember those tubs of ice cream
don't empty themselves.
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Somebody has to be working that scooper,
taking them out one scoop at a time.
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Except in the case of banana splits.
Then it's three scoops at a time.
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- And usually...
- Paul, your daughter is crying.
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Bridget, you have plenty of depth.
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It's just that somewhere along the line,
your interests kind of narrowed.
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You used to be so involved
in the drama club,
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and chorus and sports.
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Remember, I begged you not to quit
the tennis team?
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- Now I wish I hadn't.
- It's not too late to take it up again.
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In fact, tomorrow, why don't we go
to the courts and hit the ball around?
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- Shake the cobwebs.
- I don't know.
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Let me inspire you.
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Some people scoop the ice cream.
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And some people just watch
the ice cream being scooped.
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OK, I'll try.
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Off of that?
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- Hey, Rory, how was tennis?
- Boring.
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Daddy broke my nose!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, yeah.
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Daddy broke my nose.
Daddy broke my nose!
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I'm sorry, sweetie, I'm sorry.
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The doctor said
it's not even really broken.
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It's just more of a hairline fracture.
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They set her nose in the hall.
I got the whole thing.
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The light was streaming
through the bars. It was so awesome.
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It's never gonna heal. I'm a monster.
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You are not a monster.
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Hello, Clarice.
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Oh, my poor baby.
What did you do?
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He broke my nose!
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Well, how exactly did this happen?
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Let's go to the video.
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In an attempt to be more
of a well-rounded person,
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Bridget exhibits her athletic skills.
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00:11:01,665 --> 00:11:04,099
Looks like we're gonna
have to wait for a court.
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No, no, it's not a problem.
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Hey, guys. Hi.
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Hey, come here.
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How long have you been waiting
for this court?
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A couple hours.
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Can I have it?
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- Yeah.
- OK.
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See? Everything was perfect.
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The lighting,
the composition, the angle.
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And I was looking so Kournikova.
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00:11:29,835 --> 00:11:33,202
Can you fast-forward to the part
where you disfigured my baby?
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- Disfigured?
- Honey, I don't know what happened.
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We were just having a friendly game,
lobbing the ball back and forth.
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Here it is.
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That's right. Come here.
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Uh-huh.
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[grunts]
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- Got it!
- [shrieks]
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[groaning]
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Wait a minute.
OK, Kurosawa said,
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"The true artist must never look away."
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- [thud]
- [shriek]
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Whoa!
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Mom, my life is over.
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No one will ever love me.
I'm gonna die alone like Kerry.
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What?
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- [thud]
- [shriek]
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Whoa!
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I am not an animal.
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Shut up.
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- Rory, are you about done?
- Just about.
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I am a human being.
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- Peace! Peace!
- All right, all right.
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- Rory, go get ready for school.
- See? She is an animal.
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How are you doing, Beach?
Do you want some French toast?
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- No.
- Waffles?
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- No.
- A car?
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OK.
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Morning, Mom. Morning, Dad.
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- Morning, Marcia.
- Stop filming me.
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- Put the camera down.
- Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
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- Kerry!
- I can't.
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This second act twist will make
my project so much better.
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"Beauty... Then the Beast."
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You can film somebody else.
I'm not going to school till I'm better
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and don't look like someone
who sits at your lunch table.
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Bridget's mask may hide her face,
but not her pain.
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- Poor Beach. She seems so...
- Sad?
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Yeah. So...
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We can let her stay home a couple days.
What's the harm?
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Paul... And I say this
from a loving place...
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I hate the loving place.
I'm always wrong in the loving place.
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What message do you think you're sending
Bridget if you let her stay home?
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Her father loves her
more than her mother.
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You're sending the message
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that all Bridget has
to offer the world are her looks.
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- That the effect you wanted?
- That's ridiculous.
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Bridget has a lot
of wonderful qualities.
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It might be nice if she heard that.
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Hey, girls.
Bridget?
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I need to talk to you for a second.
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OK, but I'll warn you,
it's kind of muffled.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not going to school, Dad.
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Honey, you know deep down
nobody is gonna care what you look like.
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What high school did you go to?
You saw Kerry's video.
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I'm shallow and get by on my looks.
I can't go to school.
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A broken nose is not a good reason
to miss school, to avoid life.
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Bridget, you know,
beauty is only skin deep.
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So what if some of the kids
make fun of you?
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But I'm not use to it, like Kerry.
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- I have footage of you in that mask.
- I don't care.
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- On the toilet.
- Oh, my!
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Kerry!
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- Privacy, please.
- That's what she said.
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You know something?
You seem to be enjoying this too much.
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- So?
- So, have a little compassion.
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Look for Bridget's good qualities.
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- Dad, my video's due in a week.
- Kerry!
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- Compassion.
- OK.
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- Bridge, get ready for school now.
- Do I have to?
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Sweetheart, nobody said
this is gonna be easy,
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but I know you can do this.
You know, of all my kids,
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you've always been the bravest,
ever since you were babies.
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- I was?
- Oh, yeah.
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We'd take you guys to the park
and Kerry would play in the sandbox,
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but you would want
to climb the jungle gym.
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I would watch you,
scared to death,
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and you'd scramble past kids
twice your age
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till you were standing alone at the top.
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"Look at me, look at me!"
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Then I'd tell the boys to stop singing
that song about London and France.
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I'm gonna need a really short skirt.
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Atta girl.
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How short?
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- I can't. I can't. Go, go.
- Do it. Bridget, you have to face them.
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You want to see them laugh
to get it on tape.
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I thought I did, OK?
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Maybe a part of me always will.
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But right now I just want to be here
for my sister. You can do this, Bridgie.
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- Promise?
- Promise. Come here.
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OK.
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And action!
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Hey, Dad, are you ready
for some extreme tennis?
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- That's not funny, Rory.
- It's a little funny.
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No, it's not.
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She's home. Oh, please, God.
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Oh, my God, Daddy. I had
the best day ever. You were so right.
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Really? See, what did I tell you?
I'm so happy!
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[Kerry growls]
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It's in the cabinet
under your mother's sink.
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Thanks, Dad. Thanks a lot.
The whole premise to my film is ruined.
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Look what you've done.
Come here. Watch.
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- Bridget?
- What happened to you?
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Some stupid tennis accident.
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I know, I know.
"Hello, Clarice."
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They come in the worst colors. Hi!
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I missed you, I missed you,
but you missed me more.
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Everyone was so nice to me
and all the guys wanted to sign my face.
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Brandon bought me a cupcake, but I
didn't want to get frosting on my mask,
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so he exchanged it for some pudding.
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Here you go, Bridget.
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Oh, thanks, Brandon.
You're so sweet.
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I'm gonna like you forever
as just a friend.
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Cool shirt. Can I have it?
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- Homework.
- Thanks, Henry.
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Three.
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Hi, guys. Come on, let's go.
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[Kerry] For we mere mortals,
tomorrow is just another day,
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but for the Bridget Hennessys
of the world,
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tomorrow always brings
more free pudding.
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[applauding]
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- That was such a good movie.
- You know, it really was.
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- Thanks to...
- Kerry.
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- And who's her father?
- Why? What have you heard?
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Let's just go find her.
Come on.
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Oh.
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- Wow, Care Bear. Great job.
- Honey, it was terrific.
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Oh, Daddy, if it weren't for you
I never would have learned that...
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- Yeah?
...that beauty isn't only skin deep.
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Somehow I'm hot no matter what.
I'm brave and hot.
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Kerry, that should be the name
of your video, Brave Hot.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you
and thank you.
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- You want to know what I learned?
- How to zoom? Some of those shots...
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No matter what she does Bridget will
always be treated better than anybody,
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and people like me
will always be ignored.
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So that's what it meant.
'Cause I gotta tell you, I got lost.
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You know why Bridget's treated that way?
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Because she's fearless
and she puts herself out there.
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00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,205
Oh yeah? I put myself out there
with this Bridget video.
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- I didn't get anything.
- What are you talking about?
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- You made a movie.
- A great movie, sweetie.
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It was, it was personal,
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and you created something that was
heartfelt and moved the audience.
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00:19:20,562 --> 00:19:23,292
You took my great idea
and you ran with it.
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00:19:25,158 --> 00:19:28,787
No, Dad. What I did
was make her an even bigger star.
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- Yeah, that's Bridget's sister.
- See?
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Hey. Cool video.
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If you want to talk to the star
she's over there, center of attention.
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00:19:39,941 --> 00:19:42,307
No, I wanted to talk to you.
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I really like some of those zoom shots.
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Well, honey, I just wanted to show you
the thing of this spot
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over there by the wall.
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- The what?
- Yeah. Come on.
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00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,322
So, who are your favorite directors?
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Well, there's Spike Jonze...
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Do you have the time?
Do you want to go someplace and talk?
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- What do you know?
- Yeah.
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Two happy girls at the same time.
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00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,377
- What are the odds?
- Isn't it great?
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00:20:12,474 --> 00:20:15,443
Look at Bridget over there,
talking to that guy.
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Laughing with that guy!
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00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,969
Leaving with that guy. Who's that guy?
Hey! Get back here!
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Bridget? Bridget?
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# Here in my hot new pants
Don't you want me? You want me
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- # In my hot new pants
- Rory!
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What?
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Just get out of your sisters' bedroom.
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00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:37,977
What's the matter with you?
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00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:44,385
# These are my hot new pants
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# You know you like it
You like it hot
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# You like it new
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# You like my hot new...
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[Cate] Paul!
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Yeah, just picking up the camera, honey.
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