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- [Rory] Hey, Dad.
- Down here.
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Is it OK if I go skateboarding
with some friends?
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They drained the pool at the rec center,
makes an awesome half-pipe.
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Sure, just be back by...
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Before your mother gets mad at me.
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- Hey, honey.
- Hey.
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I appreciate you doing
Thanksgiving shopping.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, where'd Rory go?
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He went skateboarding
with some friends.
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Did he bring his kneepads, helmet,
mouthpiece and wrist guards?
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Yeah.
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More kids come into that emergency
room and they forgot their...
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- Uh, where are the eggs?
- Ooh, eggs.
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How could you forget?
I put 'em on the list.
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Ooh, list, you know, I...
Here, I forgot the list, actually,
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but I figured if I walked around the
store I'd remember the important things.
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Like a nutcracker?
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No, that was by the cashier
and I remembered
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that you wanted walnuts
for your Waldorf Salad.
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- So did you pick up the walnuts?
- Ooh, walnuts.
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I am not gonna get mad today.
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We just have too much
to be thankful for this year.
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Yeah. Like your parents
are staying in Sarasota.
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Paul. Yeah, you got me there.
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Wait a minute. I'm bored.
You wanna have some fun?
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Yeah.
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Why'd you do that?
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Let's make my Dad think
we were fooling around.
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I don't wanna have fun.
I don't wanna have fun.
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Wait. Wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What happened to the
"no boys upstairs" rule?
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- Oh, I waived it for Jason.
- Cate, did you know about this?
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Oh, relax.
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They were only up there a minute.
What can happen in a minute?
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[laughs, then coughs]
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Kerry, you know the rules.
No boys upstairs.
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God, it's freezing in that basement.
Hey, Kerry, Jason.
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Hey, guys.
Um, Jason, do you know Kyle?
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Yeah. I think you shoved me
into a locker once.
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Oh yeah. What up?
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What is going on in this house?
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What were you two
doing in the basement?
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Relax, Papa H,
we were playing Ping-Pong.
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We got rid of the Ping-Pong table
a month ago.
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Oh, well it was hard to see
with the lights off.
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Why are you getting all bent?
The rule is no boys upstairs.
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We were in the basement,
which, look it up, is downstairs.
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Ipso facto, no rule breakage.
I need lip gloss.
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OK, Bridget,
you've raised a valid point.
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So this is the new rule.
No boys upstairs, downstairs...
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- Dad, wait!
...anywhere until after the holidays,
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which includes Christmas,
New Years, Fourth of July,
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and for good measure,
Ground Hog Day.
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Can they come for Thanksgiving dinner?
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I applaud that you
would even ask me that. No.
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OK, Daddy.
Can they come Thursday?
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Isn't that the sweater
I got you two Christmases ago?
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Uh-huh, I like it now.
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Oh. Uh, could you give me the tank top
in your backpack.
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OK, you.
You got me.
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- Now give me the other one.
- Oh, God, that is so unfair.
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Oh, get down here.
And don't take off that sweater.
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I cannot go to school in this.
It's a grandma sweater.
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- I thought it was really cute?
- Yeah, on someone named Nana.
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I am not in the mood for this today.
Your dad had me up half the night.
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[both] Eww.
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Tossing and turning.
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[both] Eww!
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- He couldn't sleep!
- Oh!
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If you guys are smart,
you'll be nice to your dad today.
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- There's a lot going on at work.
- Hey, we're always nice.
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Dad's the problem. He won't let our
boyfriends come for Thanksgiving dinner.
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He's the one who says we should
feed the homeless. We don't know them.
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- Morning.
- Hey, honey.
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So you ready for your breakfast meeting
with your new editor?
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If by ready you mean panic stricken
with writer's block, I'm ready.
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Aw, good for you.
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- You don't listen to me, do you?
- Oh, love you, too.
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Come on, girls.
You don't wanna be late for school.
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I gotta have a good day today.
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That's a cute sweater, Beach.
Nana has one just like it.
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Cate, he never showed. Some newspaper
editor; can't even make a deadline.
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I waited 45 minutes for the big jerk.
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- Paul Hennessy?
- Yeah.
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- Nick Sharpe. Big Jerk.
- Don't call him that, honey.
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It's all right, I am, and I am so sorry
for missing breakfast.
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- Family emergency.
- Everything OK?
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Oh, fine, fine.
Everything's fine.
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It's just...
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God, you got no idea what it's like
being the father of teenage girls.
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[chuckling]
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And Jenna, who I caught sneaking out
to get her belly button pierced at...
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...The Navel Station?
- That's the one.
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For 20 bucks a month, Vinnie,
the manager, will call you
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- anytime one of them comes in.
- Outstanding.
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I gave up being a foreign correspondent
to spend more time with them.
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But sometimes,
I miss the serenity of Baghdad.
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I gave up sports writing
for the same reason.
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Don't get me wrong.
I love my girls, dearly.
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- How many?
- Four.
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Four? I only have two,
although it seems like four.
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That means you'd have eight.
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Cate, Cate, look what I found
out in our yard.
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- Put them down!
- Dad, you're hurting Jason!
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I told you, if you feed them,
you'll never get rid of them.
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Bye-bye now.
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Uh, is that why you brought 'em in,
so you could kick 'em out?
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Uh, yeah.
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If this is what happens when I
bring a boyfriend over to our house,
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I'm just gonna find ways
of seeing them behind your back.
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[laughs] Yeah.
I should start doing that too.
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So, she said, pretending she lived
in a normal house, how was your day?
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It was great. Nick and I spent
lunch at an indoor driving range.
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- Oh, did you pick up the walnuts?
- Ooh, walnuts.
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- This is the worst day of my life.
- Rory, what happened?
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We were having a great time
skating.
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Were we wearing our helmet, kneepads,
wrist guards, and mouthpiece?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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And after, we went to this girl's house
and her dad came home and went psycho.
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What do you mean psycho?
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He was screaming and calling me names
like, "You little punk."
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Then he grabbed me by my shirt.
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- What?
- He put his hands on you?
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- I'll kill him!
- Easy, girl.
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And the worst part is, I left my
skateboard and I'm afraid to go back.
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The nerve of that guy.
What did you do?
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Nothing. He just went nuts.
He's a psycho dad.
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He messed with the wrong Hennessy.
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I got half a mind to
punch his lights out. I'm going.
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- Get him, Dad.
- And you're going with me.
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I got a lot of homework.
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Rory!
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Looks like nobody's home.
Let's go.
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No, wait, I know you're afraid, Rory,
but this guy has gotta apologize to you.
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Nobody treats you like that.
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Oh, hey, Paul, what are you, uh?
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You!
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Hit him, Dad!
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This puts me in an awkward position
of being a concerned parent, a friend...
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- My employee.
- Employee, yes.
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- Can I have my skateboard back?
- Timing, Rory.
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Skateboard? I don't know
about any skateboard that you
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or any boy that I catch
with my daughters leaves over here.
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I also don't know anything
about a scooter, a couple of bicycles,
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a '98 Honda 750 mint condition.
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- Daddy, can I go to the mall?
- No, Jenna, you're grounded.
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- For what?
- For going to the mall.
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That was Amanda's fault.
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She had to go to the mall
to buy Melanie a present,
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like that's gonna make up
for leaving play rehearsal with Tyler.
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Yeah, right, Amanda.
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Sweetheart, can we
talk about this later?
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[scoffs] You never listen to me! God!
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- Sorry about that.
- No problem. It's like Muzak.
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Anyway, so Rory came home
very upset because... some father,
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apparently you, uh, threw him
out of the house for no reason.
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No reason?
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How about I walk into my kitchen,
find your son kissing my baby girl.
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- You left that part out.
- Oh. Yeah.
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I'm sorry it was your kid, Paul.
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But my experience tells me
that all boys are after one thing.
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Their skateboards.
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- Michelle, are you?
- I hate you.
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Michelle. My oldest.
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Pretty.
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So, Rory, is it true,
what Mr. Sharpe said?
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- Yeah, but...
- I can't believe you lied to me.
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- Dad.
- Not a word until we get home.
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- [girl] Dad!
- [Paul and Nick] What?
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Sorry.
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Tell Michelle to stop
using my hairbrush.
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I don't want her disgusting dye in it.
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Michelle dyes her hair?
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No, Dad. That shade of brass
runs in the family.
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This is getting eerie.
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Well, happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
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This is a little out of the moment,
but what do walnuts mean to you?
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Oh, my God, walnuts.
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- Dad, this is totally unfair!
- I don't wanna hear it.
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You didn't hear my side.
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- What is going on?
- Dad's mad at the boy for a change.
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Kerry, knock it off. Although
I should get a camera. Paul?
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- Get him, Ground him.
- Tell him you didn't teach him
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- to act like this!
- Make him put on a different top!
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Bridget, Kerry, not now.
This isn't cute.
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Rory was caught kissing
my boss' daughter.
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I am having the best day ever.
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I didn't kiss her, she kissed me.
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- [both] Eww!
- I didn't even like it.
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- I told you.
- I knew it.
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Girls! All right, Rory,
tell me what really happened.
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Well, Katy and I were just talking and
out of nowhere, she plants one on me.
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My mouth was full of cocoa.
I burnt my tongue.
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Then Mr. Sharpe walked in
and went crazy,
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screamed at me,
and threw me out of the house.
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So I guess Nick jumped to conclusions
and so did I. Rory, I'm really sorry.
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Thanks, Dad,
but he still has my skateboard.
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Maybe I can ride your apology
over to his house and get it.
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You know, I can't believe that Nick.
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After Thanksgiving, I am going over
to give him a piece of my mind.
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What kind of man
would do something like that?
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What? Cate?
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Officer down, need backup.
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Kyle can't hold my hand without you
thinking that he's a sex maniac.
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God forbid Jason puts his arm around me,
you've got me pregnant and dropping out.
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- Which would never happen.
- Of course not.
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Kerry's so smart she could graduate
high school if she had two babies.
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It's no wonder you and Nick are
so close. You're both psycho dads.
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Don't compare me to him. Nick judged
Rory without even knowing him. Cate?
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Are you even listening to yourself?
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When have you ever taken the time
to get to know any of the boys
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Kerry and Bridget
have brought over here?
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Oh, I know them.
I get inside their heads.
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I know what they're gonna do
before they do.
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This isn't helping your
psycho dad defense.
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Trust me, it... [stammers]
It's completely different.
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No, it isn't. It's exactly the same
as what Nick did to Rory.
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- Yeah, Dad, Mom's right.
- You hurt our little brother.
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- Oh God, I am a...
- Say it.
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...psycho dad.
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Cool. Say it again.
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Good morning,
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
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[mock coughing] Psycho dad.
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Uh, remember our discussion about
having guests over on Thanksgiving?
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Oh, happy Turkey Day, Papa H.
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You can call him Papa H, too.
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I know, I know, I'm just
waiting for the right moment.
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We decided to help you
by inviting Kyle and Jason over
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so you can get that chance
to know them better.
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Well, you know,
I was just kinda thinking
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that I'd get to know the lads
over time.
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That time being after Thanksgiving.
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[mock coughing] Psycho dad.
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Beach, Care Bear, you know, we always
do pancakes and parade in our PJs.
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You know, only stuff
that starts with P.
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Like puh-psycho dad?
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Don't worry, we can leave, Papa H.
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See, it just sounds stupid
coming from me.
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Look, I'm flexible.
Adopt, adapt, improve.
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Sherlock Holmes. Never mind.
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OK, since you guys are both here,
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maybe we can use this chance
to get to know each other better.
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- So, Kyle, how's school this semester?
- Pass.
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- You can't pass on the question.
- I'm not good at school.
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- Maybe the next one's about sports.
- [Paul] OK.
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What's up, Jason? Do you do sports?
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Can I have the school question, sir?
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It's come to my attention that I've been
a little rough on you guys
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and from the bottom of my heart,
I'm sorry.
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So, Daddy, can our boyfriends
stay for Thanksgiving dinner?
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Sure.
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Hey, you can't imagine the fun I had
shopping on Thanksgiving morning.
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I almost lost a hand in the nut bin.
This is enough for a family of five.
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- Uh, Cate.
- Oh, and the boys are over.
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Well, good for you.
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- And they're staying for dinner.
- [chuckles] And...
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...you're going back to the store.
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Did you get the whipped cream
for the pumpkin pie?
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Uh, yeah.
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Did you get the pie?
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None of your business.
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Uh, I need help setting the dining room
table. Where'd the girls go?
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- I thought I saw them go upstairs.
- OK.
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Into their bedroom, with
Jason and Kyle, could be mistaken.
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Bridget, Kerry, everybody downstairs.
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So you wait until they're in their
bedroom before you rat them out?
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Yeah.
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- What?
- Get down here. I... I missed you.
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All right, guys, you can use those busy
hands to help me set the table.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Hi, Paul.
- Nick.
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So, love your column for Monday.
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I haven't written it yet.
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Well, I've got a feeling
it's gonna be a good one.
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What's this really about, Nick Sharpe?
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I, uh, I thought
I'd return Rory's skateboard.
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Hey, buddy.
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This isn't my skateboard.
My skateboard's all beat up and...
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Yeah, this one's mine. Thanks.
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- Well, that was very nice of you.
- Not really, I need to apologize.
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I found out that Katy was the one
who initiated the kiss.
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Katy, my, um... baby.
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Well, at least your baby
was honest with you.
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- No, her sister ratted her out.
- Of course.
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I really appreciate you coming by.
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My baby.
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Hey, are we OK?
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'Cause, you know, with the girls,
I don't get out much,
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so I think you're... my best friend.
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We're good.
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OK, good.
All right, I gotta be going.
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Could I see what a boy's room
looks like?
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Thanksgiving.
Some other time.
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- OK.
- You know what, though.
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You don't really want to go home,
do you, Nick?
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Not really.
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We fathers,
we need to support each other.
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I've practically become this...
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- Psycho dad.
- You're the psycho dad.
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- Sorry. I'm a little sensitive.
- No.
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That's what my girls call me.
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You can't let your girls get to you.
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It's just every time I give my
girls an inch they take a mile.
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[Kerry] Go on, Jason, sit at the head
of the table in my dad's chair.
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Go on. Sit in my dad's chair.
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Well, maybe your girls are different.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Yeah, right.
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- Uh, where do you think you're going?
- To play Ping-Pong.
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No. Everybody! Come here, I have an
announcement. Kerry, Jason, right here.
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You know how you two girls have
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helped me open my heart
and welcome others into my home?
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Well, it didn't take.
You and you, out!
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- What?
- You can't do that.
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That which was done is now undone.
The king is taking back his castle.
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Uh, Sire, prithee a word?
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The girls are walking all over me.
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Honey, you cannot invite those boys
and then uninvite them at your whim.
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The girls will think...
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Think what?
That I'm some sort of...
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- A psycho dad!
- You're the psycho dad.
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No, I'm sorry.
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Paul, those boys are somebody's Rory.
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What happened to
getting to know them a little better?
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Fine. I'll get to know them better
before I toss 'em.
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I'll start with Jason.
Jason, come here.
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Can't you start with Kyle?
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Look, Jason, how come you're not with
your family on Thanksgiving anyway?
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Well, Thanksgiving weekend's
a really big deer-hunting weekend.
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My dad and my brother always bring home
these bucks and I'm not really into it.
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I'd kinda rather not be there.
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00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:42,688
Oh. Well, OK, Jason can stay for dinner.
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00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:44,791
Thank you, Daddy.
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All right, let's eat, dear.
No, no, I meant turkey,
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I meant let's eat turkey, dear.
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Not...
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...not Bambi.
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OK, let's eat.
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Dad, Dad, you forgot Kyle.
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Thank you, Rory.
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OK, Kyle, I guess to be fair, why aren't
you with your family Thanksgiving?
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Because, well, because my family
never has Thanksgiving dinner.
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Never?
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- Well, it is an overrated holiday.
- Paul!
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All right, no, wait, OK,
Kyle can stay for dinner.
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But, Kyle, son, I've known
your dad for years and years,
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I can't believe you guys
don't have Thanksgiving dinner.
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I know. My mom usually serves the turkey
around 2:00. It's more like lunch.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'm gonna go get that.
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- Thank you, Daddy.
- Yes, thank you.
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- You are so not a psycho dad.
- Do I detect gratitude?
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What do you know,
and on Thanksgiving yet.
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You know what I'm thankful for?
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[Cate] Mom! Dad!
What are you doing here?
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- Nana.
- Grandpa.
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Presents!
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This is a masterpiece
of form meeting function.
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It weighs only six ounces, yet has
the crushing power of a Bengal tiger.
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[Cate] Paul, come look at the pictures
of Mom and Dad's new condo in Sarasota.
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Don't leave.
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The boys are in the middle of a story.
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00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:35,214
Guess how much I paid for this baby.
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Go on, guess.
Ballpark figure.
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Take a crack at it?
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