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I thought of a new
game this morning.
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A pancake fell on the floor,
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so I closed my eyes and put it
back on one of our plates.
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Now, I don't know whose plate.
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I call it Pancake Roulette.
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I'm gonna triple-jump
this monkey.
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Could someone put
pancake in my mouth?
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Bobby, I told you,
no video games at the table.
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I know, but this is homework.
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It's my assignment
for PE class.
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I know I should
have done it
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last night, but I was
watching TV and...
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Wait, they're letting you
play video games in PE?
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Yeah! It's for people
who don't want to exercise.
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It's the Active Electronic
Lifestyle option.
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Well, that's asinine.
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PE is supposed
to be about sports.
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They make video games
for lots of sports:
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football, baseball, golf.
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My thumbs are gonna be huge.
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(sighs)
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Get in the truck.
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This really isn't a good time
to put me back in PE.
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They're making everybody take
the Presidential Fitness Test.
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Bobby, when the President
asks you to take a test,
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you take the test.
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But they make you take it
in front of everybody.
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And they measure
your body fat with calipers.
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Calipers!
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Don't worry, Bobby.
I'll help you train.
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It'll be great.
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We'll set goals,
design a program
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and chart your progress.
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(groans)
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(whistle blows)
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Hill?
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What are you
doing here?
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I thought all
the doughy kids
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were gonna take
the easy way out.
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No offense, Hank.
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Well, you call 'em
like you see 'em, Coach.
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But that's why
Bobby is here.
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He's taking the
Presidential Fitness test.
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Son, take your place in line.
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And do whatever
Coach Kleehammer screams.
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(groans)
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What the heck is
going on, Carl?
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I know the divorce
hasn't been easy,
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but that's no reason
to take it out on PE.
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School board wants more
computers in the classroom,
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and they said this counts.
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You got to understand
my position, Hank.
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I can't believe you are
spending our tax dollars on...
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Lowrider Rampage.
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We're not
spending a penny.
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It's a new program
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in conjunction with
the community college.
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Their kids design the games
and our kids test them.
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Could be worse.
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There's a school in Houston
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that sits around watching
kung fu movies all day.
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But playing video games isn't
the same as doing a pull-up.
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These kids
should be outside.
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Especially that one.
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MOSS:
He ain't a student, Hank.
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That's one of our
student teachers.
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SAM:
'Bout time you got here.
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Boys' bathroom stinks, dude.
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What? I'm not the janitor.
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And you need to show
some respect.
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Hey, that's a sweet hat.
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Where'd you get it,
Urban Outfitters?
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I got it at work.
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Oh.
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Do you work at
Urban Outfitters?
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No. I work
at Strickland Propane.
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It's not ironic?
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You're got-dang
right it's not.
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How in the hell
can a hat be ironic?
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Check out how aggro
this guy is.
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(gunshot)
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Dang, I just got shot
in the face!
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(Bobby grunting)
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The President's Fitness Test
demands total focus.
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Those that pass
will get a certificate,
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printed with a version
of the president's signature.
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Those who do not pass
will get a magnet.
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A blank magnet!
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(grunting)
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(grunts)
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(sighs)
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HANK:
Strickland Propane.
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Taste the meat, not the heat.
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Uh, well, most people
put ketchup or mustard on it.
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No, I wouldn't recommend both.
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Ah, don't touch that!
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What are you people
doing here anyway?
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I don't know. You got us curious
about propane.
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Check it out.
Propane's a liquid and a gas.
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I know that.
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I've been stocking that pamphlet
since before you were born.
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Hey, dude, how do we get
one of those hats?
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By dedicating your life
to propane.
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You're not qualified
to wear one of these.
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What if someone came up to you
with a leaky propane tank
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and all you could do
is stand there and say,
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"Duh, I don't know.
I'm just wearing the hat"?
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"Leaky propane tank."
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(chuckles)
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I think he's about
to take a swing at us.
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Awesome.
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Leave.
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HANK:
Boy, I'm glad I got you
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out of that video
game class, Bobby.
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Those teachers are a
couple of giblet-heads.
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Isn't this better?
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Pain leading to gain.
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(grunting)
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Yeah, this is just great.
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What the heck is
Hank Hill making?
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Maybe he going to
hang up Gribble
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and beat him
until candy comes out.
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No. If Gribble had
candy inside him,
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Bobby Hill would've
found it already.
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(both laughing)
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Standing long jump.
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Now, when I say "go,"
jump as far as you can.
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Swing your arms.
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And... go!
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Really?
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Uh, well...
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okay, son, uh, good effort,
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good effort.
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Hey, dudes, video game PE
is harder than I thought.
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Do you think you could
help me with my homework?
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Sorry, Joseph.
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I got to jump.
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The new game my teacher made
is about propane.
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HANK:
Well, that figures.
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Those two idiots
spelled it wrong.
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Hey, wait a second.
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This looks like
Strickland Propane.
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See, I can't
move my bobtail.
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Try pressing the red button.
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Oh, my God!
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Dad, it's you!
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Cool!
Cool!
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I tell you what.
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So, wait, when you play
this game, you get to be Hank?
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That sounds
interesting.
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It's not interesting.
It's thievery.
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You can't just take
someone's face without asking.
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Thank you!
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HANK:
This is crazy.
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Those idiot gamers
have put features
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of the Char King
onto the Flamemaster.
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This won't stand.
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We have to do something.
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They're exploiting my
business for financial gain!
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Potentially huge,
incredible financial gain!
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Catalog every mention
of Strickland Propane
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and other verbiage
for which I own
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or intend to own
a copyright.
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Yes, sir.
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Roger's already getting me
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familiar with the game.
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I think I got all
the points I can in here.
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Let's go outside.
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(punch landing)
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Oh, my God.
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You just punched
that motorist!
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I needed a vehicle.
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(people screaming)
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Oh, my leg!
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This is horrible!
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Hold on a second.
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I'm gonna engage
these guys.
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Engage?
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Well, that's the basics.
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I got a delivery to make.
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Remember, cops are bad.
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(punches landing)
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Taste the meat
and the heat.
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(man grunts)
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Oh, God, I just stabbed
a parking attendant.
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Where's the button
to turn myself in?
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Well, Hank,
as you can see,
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pretty much nothing happens
when you're not here.
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Sorry, Bobby, I can't
train you right now.
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I've got some work to do
for Mr. Strickland.
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I'll help you, Bobby.
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All right, let's see
what you got.
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Jump over the bar!
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Uh, actually, Dale,
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I need your help
with the video game.
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Bobby, I'll be right back.
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Go ahead and get started.
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I thought my dad
knew me better.
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I am not a
self-motivator.
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I'm not doing anything.
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I could help you
until your dad comes back.
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(grunting)
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(sighs)
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Try kicking your legs.
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(grunting)
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Watch and learn.
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I'm going to teach you
a technique I call brain hand.
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It involves me mentally
shutting off my brain,
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and then moving it
into my hands.
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Aw, come on!
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If you threw a propane tank
at a car,
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neither one of them
would explode.
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Dale, make Hank
wave back at me.
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My turn! I'm next!
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Where do I find Peggy?
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(gunshot, man groaning)
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But I barely got
to be Hank at all.
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Okay, that's enough
messing around.
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I'm on official
Strickland business.
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A Manager mode, huh?
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Didn't notice
that before.
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(chuckles)
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That's kind of interesting.
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Wow, North Arlen's changed.
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There sure are a lot of
check cashing places.
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Oh, look at
that pretty lady
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taking her little
baby for a walk.
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Oh, no! Get
him, Hank!
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Before he gets away!
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Huh? Well, okay.
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Well, this bobtail
handles nicely.
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Hurry, Hank! Hurry!
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(tires screeching)
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DALE:
Don't chase him!
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Shoot him
in the back!
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That's not how I do things.
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You did it!
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00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,856
Hey, maybe this game doesn't
have to be about the mayhem.
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You'll never rob
a mini-mart again, buster.
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You've been promoted
to Senior Manager.
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Oh, my God, what's next?
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Regional Manager?
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(sighs)
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(rapid gunfire)
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(man groaning)
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Got-dang pimp.
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(gunfire)
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00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:05,866
Excuse me.
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I'm looking
to upgrade my grill.
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Well, propane is ideal
for both home and business.
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Uh, okay...
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STRICKLAND:
Well, bad news,
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Ol' Top.
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00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,346
No need for us
to fool around
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with this game
anymore.
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00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:22,783
What? Why?
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00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,585
Well, there's no
money in, it.
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Lawyer says it's in
the public domain.
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00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,354
But... there,
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there are three more levels
I haven't even seen yet.
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Yeah, well,
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I ain't gonna make
any money off it,
263
00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:35,796
so quit playing and
get back to work.
264
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,201
(gunfire)
265
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,169
Okay.
266
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:46,707
Grab the bar, you sissified
piece of lady snot!
267
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,843
That's what my coach
always says.
268
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,082
(grunts)
269
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,283
Go! Go! Go!
270
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,418
Almost there.
271
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,787
(grunting)
272
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:05,291
Bobby, you got
off the ground.
273
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,793
What was it?
274
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,161
Printer paper?
275
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,295
No.
276
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,296
Construction.
277
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,700
This is why my dad
hasn't been around.
278
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,802
He wanted me to gut it out.
279
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,071
And I did!
280
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,010
(beeping)
281
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,382
All right!
282
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,585
Drop and give
me one!
283
00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:33,820
You pathetic little
cockroach!
284
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,155
Give me a push-up.
285
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,590
Now! Now! Now!
286
00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,491
(grunting)
287
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,361
(grunting)
288
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,133
Cockroach did a push-up.
289
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,435
Cockroach did
a push-up!
290
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:51,371
I gotta go
tell my dad!
291
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,441
Mom, I did a push-up
292
00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:57,911
a real live push-up,
not a lady one either.
293
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,713
I gave a hundred
and ten percent
294
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,982
and I gotta go tell Dad!
295
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,751
My face was
on the ground,
296
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,252
and then
I started pushing,
297
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,689
and then
when I opened my eyes,
298
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,157
the ground was moving away
from my face!
299
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,392
Uh-huh.
300
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,861
Wanna see me do a push-up
without bending my knees?
301
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:18,064
One more punk and I
am Regional Manager.
302
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,202
I think your father would love
to see you do a push-up.
303
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,369
Right, Hank?
304
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:26,472
(moans)
305
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,909
(grunting)
306
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,677
Well, that's a thinker.
307
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,145
It sure is!
308
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,615
I'm gonna go hit
the showers.
309
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,716
(explosion)
310
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:36,950
(chuckles)
311
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,419
Well, that's the way
you manage a region.
312
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:47,027
(gunfire)
313
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,233
Why'd you do that?
314
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,300
To be dramatic.
315
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,002
Well, quick!
If you plug it back in,
316
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,571
it might start
where I left off.
317
00:13:57,638 --> 00:13:58,805
A woman knows
318
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,440
when her husband has
an addiction, Hank.
319
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,776
A woman who reads
Parade Magazineknows.
320
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,044
What?
321
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,246
No!
You're overreacting!
322
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,313
Am I?
323
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,382
Do you have any idea
how your son's doing?
324
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,517
Or the lawn?
325
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,653
Nothing's wrong with the lawn.
326
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,921
Hank, there's a brown spot.
327
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:18,525
And there's also a brown spot
on your son.
328
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:19,660
What?
329
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,794
What are you
talking about?
330
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,062
I'm lunging!
331
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:25,198
I'm feelin' the burn!
332
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,934
Was Bobby just doing lunges?
333
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,904
(sighs)
334
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,238
Oh, my God,
you're right.
335
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,240
I didn't realize
killing a man
336
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,210
with my bare thumbs
would change me so much.
337
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,580
I'll quit.
338
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,814
Prove it.
339
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,215
Trash that controller.
340
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,055
"Ask Marilyn" says that people
341
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,526
who own fancy electronics
are called' "technosexuals."
342
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:54,360
Take it.
343
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,030
Okay, let's go.
Grab your feet.
344
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,498
Come on. Grab 'em.
345
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,067
(grunting)
346
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,435
Good try.
"A" for effort.
347
00:15:02,503 --> 00:15:03,469
Nice work.
348
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:04,705
All right, break time.
349
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,407
Bobby, go get your Game Boy.
350
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,174
What?
351
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,710
Your Game Boy.
Go get it.
352
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,311
Is this a trick?
353
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,278
(door closes)
354
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,114
Yes, it was.
355
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,749
And, uh, and
you passed.
356
00:15:15,816 --> 00:15:17,450
And for your reward...
357
00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:18,985
go get your Game Boy.
358
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,854
(laughing):
Dad!
359
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,322
Nice try!
360
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,390
(grunting)
361
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,678
It's good to have you back,
Hank.
362
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:47,781
I figured out how to drink
my beer through osmosis.
363
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:49,783
Yeah.
364
00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:52,185
Well, the game was way
too easy anyway.
365
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,454
The designers could've
bumped it up a notch.
366
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,455
I still enjoy it.
367
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,257
I found some folks
on the Internet
368
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,359
who play against each other
online.
369
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,260
You can do that?
370
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,529
Yeah, I'm not
very good.
371
00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:04,430
There are too many Hanks
on the screen.
372
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,299
I never know which
one to listen to.
373
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,469
I didn't know playing online
was even an option.
374
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,640
Uh, there's a smudge
on my glasses.
375
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,642
Excuse me.
376
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:16,977
Mm-hmm.
377
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,445
I'm so buzzed.
378
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,350
(whines)
379
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,521
Don't judge me, Lady Bird.
380
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:34,227
(punches landing)
381
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,163
No, no, not
my pimp cup.
382
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,634
How could you, Hank?
383
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,435
All right, how about this?
384
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,771
I'll only play one night
a week, after work.
385
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,339
I won't even watch TV.
386
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,275
No.
Well, what about you? You have hobbies!
387
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,477
You play Boggle.
Let's talk about that.
388
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:53,947
Hmm-mm, you will not turn this
around on me.
389
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:58,418
I married a man, Hank,
not a... gamer.
390
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:02,088
(gunfire)
391
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,926
Carl, I need to find
392
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,829
those game quote-
unquote teachers.
393
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:09,996
Sorry, Peggy.
394
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,898
Video game program's
been cancelled.
395
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,066
Bunch of parents
found out
396
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,334
their kids were playing
video games,
397
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,369
started something called
an "action group."
398
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,004
Scared the hell out
of the district.
399
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,573
I need to find them, Carl.
400
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,374
I have a question
about their game.
401
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,878
Well, you can probably rule out
any place with girls.
402
00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:26,012
Go on, get.
403
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,281
Get on back to PE.
404
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,687
Body horror makes classic horror
look like Euro horror.
405
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:35,722
Wait, what's body horror?
406
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:37,157
Why are we even friends?
407
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,825
PEGGY:
Oh, thank God I found you.
408
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,395
My husband Hank is addicted
to your Pro-Pain game.
409
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,464
I need your help
to get him to stop.
410
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,967
Well, don't worry.
It'll fall out of style.
411
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,669
Only like six people
still play it.
412
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,337
Yeah, things don't fall out
of style for Hank.
413
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,472
There's only two things
414
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,240
that will stop a gamer
from gaming:
415
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,142
boredom or humiliation.
416
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,111
Though two percent stop
because of seizures.
417
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,114
Hank is incapable
of boredom or seizures.
418
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,884
But humiliation...
419
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,418
(punches landing)
420
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,491
Taste the meat
and the heat.
421
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,294
My Hank died.
422
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,663
(explosion)
Dude.
423
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,031
I got pro-pained!
424
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,533
Hey, everybody!
425
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,967
I'm Hank Hill!
426
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,703
I'm driving home
to have a hot meal
427
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:27,173
with my wife and my son,
whom I love so much!
428
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,909
(sighing)
429
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,476
Yes!
430
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:31,778
What?
431
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,179
But I killed everyone.
432
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,449
Escucha me.
433
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,213
You?
434
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,049
Well, that's first
timer's luck.
435
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,483
You won't get me again.
436
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,326
Why won't you die?
437
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,763
I am invincible.
438
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,097
That's cheating.
439
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,331
Tell me how.
440
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,701
The programmers
who made the game put me
441
00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:28,969
in "Commissioner Mode."
442
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:29,870
What?
443
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,237
There is no one above me
444
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,673
and I cannot be killed.
445
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,308
And once this Commissioner
explodes itself,
446
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,078
that is the end
of the game.
447
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,613
Forever.
448
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,314
No, no, no.
449
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,949
Can, can I try
Commissioner Mode?
450
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,851
Please, just 15 minutes.
451
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,019
Don't do it.
452
00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:47,621
Don't do it.
453
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,165
(sighs)
454
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:03,303
Well, thank you, Peggy.
455
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,839
It feels good to blink.
456
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,555
(grunting)
457
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,324
Way to go,
458
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,892
Bobby!
Woo-hoo!
459
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,460
Good job, Hill.
460
00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:29,963
You need two more
to pass.
461
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,766
(grunting)
462
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:33,700
(sighs)
463
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:37,838
Sorry, Coach,
that's all I got.
464
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,840
Take your magnet.
465
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,908
Okay, next up!
466
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,916
Tell me
when to squeeze.
467
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,384
I don't deserve it.
468
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,654
What are you
talking about? You did great.
469
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,822
Why? I failed.
470
00:20:55,889 --> 00:20:58,324
I'm not getting
the President's Fitness Award.
471
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,694
Bobby, turn around.
472
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,464
You did one
more pull-up
473
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,166
than all these
other kids.
474
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,001
Yeah, you're right!
475
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:10,937
And we'll start training
for next year right now.
476
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:12,338
BOBBY:
Great!
477
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,208
Dad, do you think
I should shave off my body hair
478
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,811
to be more aerodynamic
next time?
479
00:21:17,878 --> 00:21:20,814
No, Bobby, I don't.
480
00:21:55,516 --> 00:21:58,418
Taste the meat and the heat.
481
00:21:58,468 --> 00:22:03,018
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