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and 20th CENTURY FOX
TELEVISION
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( car horn playing
"Yellow Rose of Texas")
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Buck?
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What happened, sir?
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Oh, Hank, thank goodness.
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This horn was giving me
an awful headache.
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Is there a propane leak?
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Oh, God, it's Goobersmooches,
isn't it?
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I told them that buffet
was a death trap!
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Naw, Old Top!
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I come a-calling
with good news!
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The zoning board approved!
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'You mean...
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The new storage yard!
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Triple the storage capacity!
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Wow, the new storage yard...
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I-I can't believe
its finally happening.
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Just one problem,
though.
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I need you to buy me some art.
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Uh, sir, I...
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Zoning board won't give you
something for nothing.
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They passed this public art law;
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got to beautify one part of town
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if they're gonna let you
uglify another.
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Keeps everything nice and even.
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But I don't know
the first thing about art.
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The Zoning Board can't
hang excuses in city hall, Hank.
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Now get buying!
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MAN:
Hello, Triple-A.
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Hey, there.
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Oh, hey, Hank,
what can I do you for?
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Well, I got kind of a tall order
for you, Fred.
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Uh, I need some help with...
uh, buying some art.
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Let's see.
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There's the McMaynerbury
artists' colony.
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Do they have good art?
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Couldn't say,
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but it's one of this month's
"Great Drives."
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HANK:
Boy, this is a great drive.
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Do you already know
what kind of art
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you're gonna buy?
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Because I should
let you know how--
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I'm willing to
pose for a statue.
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Uh, thanks, Bobby.
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But this art is going
to be put in the median
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on Travis Boulevard.
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A lot of people
drive by there
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on their way
to the interstate
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and I want them
to be inspired
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when they get there.
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What kind of .7
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Thank God
you're here.
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I haven't been able
to send a fax in two days.
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Uh, no, uh, I'm Hank Hill,
Strickland Propane.
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I need to buy
a piece of public art,
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about three feet across,
five or seven feet tall.
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Doesn't have
to be real arty.
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No nudity, of course.
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Maybe something with
a lion or a bald eagle.
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Something that says America.
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Hmm.
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Oh, wait, wait!
I've got it.
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A life-sized portrait
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of George
Washington!
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It's a hologram.
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From here-- George Washington.
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But from over here,
he morphs into Adolph Hitler.
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Washington, Hitler.
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Washington,
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Hitler.
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Picture Ronald Reagan.
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He's squatting over...
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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I have
just the thing.
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I'm calling it
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Industrial Penis
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Number Five.
Bobby! Car!
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HANK: ...and then it
just got worse from there.
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I don't get it.
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I just wanted
to buy something
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that people would
want to look at,
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spruce up
that highway median.
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Isn't that what art's
supposed to be?
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Hey, man, you know,
you dang ol' naive, man.
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Talkin' 'bout ol' like a dang
ol' dada, you know,
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like a little toilet
in a museum, man.
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You know, talkin' 'bout,
dang ol'... ideas, man.
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( Chuckling )
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I never could understand a word
of that art mumbo-jumbo.
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You know what
I never understood?
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Why a pretty girl would model
naked and let someone paint her.
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And, you know, if she'd do
that for just anyone or...
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( clanking noise )
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What the...?
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It's me!
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Wow!
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Don Quixote's Authentic
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Spanish Cuisine and Karaoke
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went out of business
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and guess what
I bought from them!
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A suit of armor!
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Is it real?
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I was hoping
you'd ask me that.
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Gentlemen,
nine irons.
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( Grunting )
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Hal Ha! This is amazing!
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I am invincible!
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Come on, Hank, take a whack!
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Well, as much as I'd like
to hit you with a golf club,
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I can't do it right now.
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I've got to come up
with some art.
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Don't be afraid
of the groin, boys.
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I don't think those
artists ever shower.
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It was like,
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just when you thought
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you'd never smelled anyone worse
than one guy-- Bam!
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The next guy smells even worse!
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It was awful, Peggy.
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Makes me wish
there was some way
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to buy art without
the, you know,
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artists and whatnot.
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Maybe I can help you
find something.
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I've always had
an artistic bent.
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And I have decorated
every birthday cake
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in this family
for 20 years.
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Yeah, I remember
the cake you made
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for Bobby's fourth birthday.
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The one that looked
like a train?
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Chocolate chip
cookie wheels...
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Well, heck, Peggy,
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why don't you
just make the art?
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It can't be
very hard.
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I mean, even the people
who do it for a living
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don't seem very good at it.
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Well, Hank, only if I can
think of an idea.
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Now let me think.
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Propane... America...
The future...
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I've got it!
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A probot!
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A... A what?
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A Probot, Hank.
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A robot made entirely
of propane tanks,
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welcoming the people
of Arlen to the future.
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A future of Arlen pride.
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And hard work.
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And clean-burning barbecues.
And...
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Stop, Peggy.
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Can you do it for under $800.
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Buddy, you want
to stop that?
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No, I don't,
you armor less jackass!
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And there's nothing
you can do about it!
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Dale, maybe we should get out...
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( groans )
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You know, I never
thought anything
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could put this crazy
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propane game
in perspective,
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but you did it.
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So what do you
think, sir?
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It don't matter what I think.
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Could be a statue
of two dogs a-humping
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as long as the Zoning Board
thinks it's art.
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And what...
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Speak of the devil.
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Margo, you look
just radiant.
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Hmm, interesting.
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What does everyone think?
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Real interesting.
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What do you
think, Margo?
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Mm-hmm, hmm.
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And who is the artist?
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Voila! Peggy Hill.
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Peggy Hill?
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Wait, aren't you
my daughter's
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substitute
Spanish teacher?
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Ah, so you can see
the Spanish influence
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in my work.
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Is this some kind
of joke?
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What?
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You're a substitute teacher,
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not a real artist.
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This is crap.
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Complete crap.
Unmitigated crap.
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I don't appreciate you
wasting my time, Buck.
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Permit denied.
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Yeah, but...
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I want some art, Hank!
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I don't care if you have
to rob a museum to get it.
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I can do this, Buck!
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Just give me another chance.
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Oh, what about your idea
about the two dogs?
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Sorry, Peggy.
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You had your bite
at the apple.
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HANK:
Well, there goes our ride.
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Stupid da Vinci with his
stupid classical training.
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Margo'd probably
marry him.
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Well? Did the zoning
board reconsider?
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Not exactly.
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Buck's setting up a meeting
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with some art dealer
from Dallas.
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A guy named Jazz.
( groans )
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So that's it?
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Just because I didn't go
to some snooty art school
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I can't make art?
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Hey, you're preaching
to the choir.
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I always liked the probot.
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'You look at the probot,
he looks at you,
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you think, "Hey, things
are going to be okay."
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Sure, Peggy can make
a metal man,
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but I'm living it!
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This some kind of a joke?
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Yeah. Knock-knock.
Who's there?
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Sweet revenge.
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Sweet revenge who?
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Get out of here.
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Not so fast,
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Mister King of Eighth Grade.
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Gribble?
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Looks like
you didn't count on me
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coming back
in a suit of armor
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when you were throwing
my lunch on the roof!
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Hal
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We're going to settle
the score right now.
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Cut it out.
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You and your flesh skin
can't hurt me.
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Can he, Bill?
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No!
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Uh... maybe we can
talk about this...
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Forget it, Bill.
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There's no reasoning
with this animal.
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This big, fat animal.
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This big,
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hairy,
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fat...
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( grunting )
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Where is the...?
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Supposed to be a turnoff...
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Whoa!
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Yeah, it's Jazz.
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Can you tell my 1:00
I'm going to be late?
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I just ran into something
amazing over here.
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If I am not an artist,
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what is that?
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Oh, it's crooked.
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(gasps )
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( Doorbell chimes )
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Are you Peggy Hill?
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The Peggy Hill
who created this?
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And who are you?
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Jazz Colton, art dealer.
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Now tell me everything.
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You didn't go to art
school, did you?
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Didn't need it.
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I am completely self-taught.
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And so how does an artist
like you end up here?
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Well, I was born in
a small town in Montana.
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I moved to Arlen
in High School.
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That's when I met Hank.
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We married two years later...
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I've heard enough.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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This must be so
boring for you.
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Boring?
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Hal It's treasure.
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Peggy, I want to buy
anything you can make.
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00:10:51,841 --> 00:10:54,037
I want to sell
your art.
267
00:10:54,077 --> 00:10:55,067
You do?
268
00:10:55,111 --> 00:10:56,442
Everyone is going
to want
269
00:10:56,479 --> 00:10:57,810
a Peggy Hill.
270
00:11:03,419 --> 00:11:05,478
So, uh...
271
00:11:05,521 --> 00:11:06,716
that's it, huh?
272
00:11:06,756 --> 00:11:08,087
Just the silverfish?
273
00:11:08,124 --> 00:11:10,422
'You don't have anything
for me to exterminate
274
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,360
that's got a little
more fight to it?
275
00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:13,385
Don't think so.
276
00:11:13,429 --> 00:11:16,364
Come on.
Mountain lion? Bear?
277
00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:19,425
Old Rottweiler
you don't need anymore?
278
00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:20,231
Sorry.
279
00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:21,999
What about that old bag
280
00:11:22,038 --> 00:11:23,563
of a wife of yours?
281
00:11:33,716 --> 00:11:35,912
( Phone rings )
282
00:11:35,952 --> 00:11:37,113
Hello?
283
00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:38,450
Jazz!
284
00:11:38,488 --> 00:11:42,152
So, how's my best-selling
artist?
285
00:11:42,191 --> 00:11:44,091
What? No!
286
00:11:44,127 --> 00:11:46,562
Your stuff has been flying out
of the gallery.
287
00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:49,497
Your latest--
The Prinker-- brilliant.
288
00:11:49,532 --> 00:11:51,125
That's why
I've got a wonderful honor
289
00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:52,259
in store for you, Peggy.
290
00:11:52,302 --> 00:11:54,430
A gallery show just for you
291
00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:57,235
and one other special
local artist.
292
00:11:57,273 --> 00:11:59,139
This is going
to be your coming out party,
293
00:11:59,175 --> 00:12:01,269
the night that introduces you
to the art world.
294
00:12:01,311 --> 00:12:03,245
How does that feel, superstar?!
295
00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:05,907
Can I invite everyone
who didn't believe in me
296
00:12:05,948 --> 00:12:07,814
and really rub their noses
in it?
297
00:12:07,850 --> 00:12:09,818
It wouldn't be an art show
without it, Peggy.
298
00:12:09,852 --> 00:12:11,183
See you there.
299
00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:15,847
Yello, Margo?
300
00:12:15,892 --> 00:12:17,553
Uh-huh. Peggy Hill here.
301
00:12:17,593 --> 00:12:20,494
Yeah, the Peggy Hill
you said wasn't an artist.
302
00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:22,828
Listen, I just wanted
to let you know
303
00:12:22,865 --> 00:12:26,199
that she is having a special
gallery show in Dallas.
304
00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:27,361
Mm-hmm.
305
00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:28,768
That's right.
306
00:12:28,805 --> 00:12:30,671
And I can get you in
because you are lucky enough
307
00:12:30,707 --> 00:12:33,540
to know the artist.
308
00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:36,739
My God, art is fulfilling.
309
00:12:45,154 --> 00:12:47,122
Well, I don't know a lot
about artists,
310
00:12:47,156 --> 00:12:48,590
but you sure are
the prettiest one
311
00:12:48,624 --> 00:12:49,989
I've ever seen.
312
00:12:50,026 --> 00:12:51,516
MARGO:
Peggy!
313
00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:52,687
Margo.
314
00:12:52,729 --> 00:12:53,855
You came.
315
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,830
I'm impressed,
Pegoy.
316
00:12:55,865 --> 00:12:57,264
But between us girls,
317
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,632
I had a feeling your
stuff was good.
318
00:12:59,669 --> 00:13:01,364
Why didn't|
trust myself?
319
00:13:01,404 --> 00:13:03,304
Uh, water under the bridge.
320
00:13:03,339 --> 00:13:05,273
Care to enter
with the artist?
321
00:13:06,242 --> 00:13:07,073
Bobby?
322
00:13:19,255 --> 00:13:20,450
Amazing. She's
a genius.
323
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:21,753
Oh, look at this.
324
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,953
I find the only real art comes
from people
325
00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:26,291
who have no self-awareness,
the outsiders
326
00:13:26,329 --> 00:13:28,855
who hover on the
fringes of society.
327
00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:32,198
Oh, there's our
guest of honor!
328
00:13:32,235 --> 00:13:35,569
( Applause)
329
00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,095
( Glass tinkling )
330
00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:39,438
What an evening, friends.
331
00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:41,443
What a special evening
332
00:13:41,477 --> 00:13:43,309
for art.
333
00:13:43,346 --> 00:13:45,337
You don't discover a Peggy Hill
every day.
334
00:13:45,381 --> 00:13:47,042
It's a rare privilege.
335
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,676
But then it happens.
336
00:13:48,718 --> 00:13:50,880
You find someone
the art world has ignored.
337
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,046
( Applause)
338
00:13:52,088 --> 00:13:53,886
Here is someone
339
00:13:53,923 --> 00:13:56,290
who despite having
no formal education
340
00:13:56,325 --> 00:13:57,952
has been able to touch us.
341
00:13:57,994 --> 00:14:00,759
Her mind lacks the fine tools
of the academy,
342
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:04,131
but she hacks and bludgeons
with the blunt instruments
343
00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,966
of her unspoiled
childlike spirit.
344
00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:09,802
Since that day she came down
from the mountains
345
00:14:09,839 --> 00:14:12,638
and became the child bride
of a simple laborer,
346
00:14:12,675 --> 00:14:16,077
she has been looking for a way
to express her anger
347
00:14:16,112 --> 00:14:18,444
at the world passing her by.
348
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:21,416
She is angry,
she is practically illiterate,
349
00:14:21,451 --> 00:14:22,919
but like a
wounded animal
350
00:14:22,952 --> 00:14:25,319
crying out,
she makes herself heard.
351
00:14:25,354 --> 00:14:28,153
Bless you, Peggy,
for letting us hear you.
352
00:14:28,191 --> 00:14:30,455
( Applause)
353
00:14:32,195 --> 00:14:33,924
PEGGY:
What?!
354
00:14:33,963 --> 00:14:36,227
"I ain't got no learning"?!
355
00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:38,393
Oh, God, Hank.
356
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:39,993
Of course,
357
00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:41,470
we are here
358
00:14:41,504 --> 00:14:43,632
to honor another exciting
new voice of outsider art,
359
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:45,300
the only artist I've worked with
360
00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:47,173
who can be called
Peggy Hill's peer,
361
00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,679
Jimmy Wichard.
362
00:14:49,712 --> 00:14:52,340
Hey, Peggy!
363
00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:54,281
Now it all
makes sense.
364
00:14:54,317 --> 00:14:56,342
Peggy, you are
an inspiration
365
00:14:56,385 --> 00:14:58,979
to inbred
morons everywhere.
366
00:15:08,764 --> 00:15:10,755
I love your work.
367
00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:14,665
I was wondering,
do you feel sad sometimes,
368
00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:16,468
like your heart
has a tummy ache?
369
00:15:16,506 --> 00:15:19,100
Oh, Hank, let's
get out of here.
370
00:15:19,141 --> 00:15:21,235
I'll get Bobby.
371
00:15:27,183 --> 00:15:28,742
Jazz,
372
00:15:28,784 --> 00:15:29,910
how could you?
373
00:15:29,952 --> 00:15:31,716
"I ain't got no learning"?
374
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,859
You did say you didn't have
any formal training,
375
00:15:33,903 --> 00:15:35,564
Montana, high school
sweetheart...
376
00:15:35,604 --> 00:15:38,198
Look, I just spiced everything
up a little.
377
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,605
Oh, God.
378
00:15:39,642 --> 00:15:42,373
So people weren't buying probots
because they liked them?
379
00:15:42,411 --> 00:15:44,607
They were buying them
because they thought
380
00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:46,581
I was some kind
of inbred hillbilly?
381
00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:47,741
Of course.
382
00:15:47,783 --> 00:15:49,012
( Chuckles )
383
00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:50,519
Let's face it-�-
384
00:15:50,553 --> 00:15:52,544
middle-class hausfrau stacks
a bunch of propane tanks?
385
00:15:52,588 --> 00:15:53,987
Even I'm falling asleep!
386
00:15:54,023 --> 00:15:55,491
But say it's made
387
00:15:55,524 --> 00:15:58,585
by someone straight out
of Deliverance and kaching!
388
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:06,262
Hey, you make
guys, too?
389
00:16:06,302 --> 00:16:07,531
I make guys.
390
00:16:08,671 --> 00:16:09,797
Don't copy my guys!
391
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,068
No. You got to shake it!
392
00:16:12,107 --> 00:16:14,007
The art don't work
if you don't shake it.
393
00:16:20,549 --> 00:16:23,314
And how's the robot game
treating you?
394
00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:31,182
So, uh, you know, I
bet a lot of artists
395
00:16:31,227 --> 00:16:33,525
had people thinking
they were all kinds of stuff
396
00:16:33,562 --> 00:16:35,052
before they got famous.
397
00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:38,089
Did you see this letter
from the zoning board?
398
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,191
"Dear Mrs. Hill,
399
00:16:39,235 --> 00:16:41,067
"Though the board
understands
400
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,197
"you overcame a
lot in your life,
401
00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:44,297
"angry hillbilly
402
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:46,308
"is not the
face of Arlen
403
00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:48,538
"we want to
metal debris promptly.�
404
00:16:48,577 --> 00:16:49,772
And look
405
00:16:49,812 --> 00:16:50,779
at the size of
this typeface!
406
00:16:50,813 --> 00:16:52,713
This typeface!
407
00:16:52,748 --> 00:16:55,308
That's, uh, pretty big.
408
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,331
It was a great show, Jimmy.
409
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,893
You're going
to be a rich artist.
410
00:17:02,936 --> 00:17:05,405
Hey, what happened
to the stuff I made?
411
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:06,564
Your art, Jimmy?
412
00:17:06,606 --> 00:17:07,664
We sold it.
413
00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,141
You sold the stuff I made?
414
00:17:09,175 --> 00:17:11,143
I want it back!
Give me it!
415
00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:12,338
No. Remember?
416
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,972
We sell it, I give you money.
417
00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:15,982
I can't make new stuff
out of money!
418
00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:17,984
Give me cans! I want cans!
419
00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:19,144
The good ones!
420
00:17:19,185 --> 00:17:20,812
Yeah, the... the smash 'ems!
421
00:17:20,854 --> 00:17:22,515
So, you don't want money.
422
00:17:22,555 --> 00:17:24,250
You want cans.
423
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,417
Duh!
424
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:26,948
You're the boss, Jimmy.
425
00:17:26,993 --> 00:17:29,052
I'm the boss!
426
00:17:30,263 --> 00:17:32,391
Stay angry, Jimmy!
427
00:17:32,432 --> 00:17:33,593
Oh, hey, Mr. Hill.
428
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:34,998
Don't give me that.
429
00:17:35,035 --> 00:17:37,504
You made a laughingstock
out of my wife.
430
00:17:37,537 --> 00:17:38,834
And you want what?
431
00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:41,398
I want you to sell
some of her art for real,
432
00:17:41,441 --> 00:17:42,772
without all the lies.
433
00:17:42,809 --> 00:17:43,970
I sympathize with you.
434
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,136
Honest in jun.
435
00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:46,509
But it isn't going to happen.
436
00:17:46,546 --> 00:17:47,741
Says who?
437
00:17:47,781 --> 00:17:49,340
It's good art, I tell you what.
438
00:17:49,382 --> 00:17:51,680
And they liked it before,
they'll like it now!
439
00:17:51,718 --> 00:17:52,981
Look, I can see
440
00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:55,078
the inbred hillbilly thing
is really bothering you,
441
00:17:55,121 --> 00:17:56,213
so I'll make you a deal--
442
00:17:56,256 --> 00:17:57,280
I'll say she's insane.
443
00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:58,849
But it's got
to be criminally insane,
444
00:17:58,892 --> 00:17:59,859
or we've got nothing.
445
00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:01,361
No! That's it, Mister.
446
00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:03,692
You just sold
your last probot.
447
00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:06,727
How about syphilitic?
448
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:07,927
Hook hands?
449
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,696
Transgender?
450
00:18:19,846 --> 00:18:21,814
Oops.
451
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:24,941
Oops.
452
00:18:26,152 --> 00:18:28,951
Oops.
My beer!
453
00:18:28,988 --> 00:18:31,787
Dale, you did that on purpose!
454
00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:37,161
Mihn, I'm taking your roses!
455
00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:39,291
( Speaking Laotian )
456
00:18:45,505 --> 00:18:47,200
Soft shells!
457
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,231
Cower before mel
458
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,401
( metal clanking )
459
00:18:50,443 --> 00:18:51,842
BILL:
It ends now, Dale.
460
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,882
You can't kick Rainey Street
around anymore!
461
00:18:56,916 --> 00:18:59,681
Oh, sweet, sweet,
462
00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:02,484
stupid, Bill.
463
00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:04,115
( Silly groan')
464
00:19:09,195 --> 00:19:10,959
( Silly groan')
465
00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:13,056
( loud gasp )
466
00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:14,260
( Silly groan')
467
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,270
( loud hacking coughs )
468
00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:27,240
( Breathing heavily )
469
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,681
Bill, roll me over
so I can kick your ass.
470
00:19:29,716 --> 00:19:32,947
Actually, just
move your ass closer.
471
00:19:32,986 --> 00:19:35,819
Mihn, I believe this is yours.
472
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,758
Hank!
473
00:19:48,802 --> 00:19:51,100
How could you bring
that thing here?
474
00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:53,003
I didn't want
to see it torn down.
475
00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:54,404
I thought, I don't know,
476
00:19:54,441 --> 00:19:56,773
we could put it up
in the yard somewhere.
477
00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:58,175
I want it dead, Hank.
478
00:19:58,211 --> 00:20:01,704
I can't stand it laughing at me,
telling me he's not art,
479
00:20:01,748 --> 00:20:03,375
just a bunch of stupid tanks.
480
00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:04,611
( Sighs)
481
00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:06,244
Why don't you sleep
on that, Peggy.
482
00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:08,914
Besides, I don't have the
right tools here, and I just...
483
00:20:08,955 --> 00:20:10,582
I want it dead now, Hank!
484
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:12,591
I need those tools!
485
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,252
Where are the tools?
486
00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:15,261
( Sighs)
487
00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:16,285
Strickland.
488
00:20:18,164 --> 00:20:19,325
No, Hank.
489
00:20:19,365 --> 00:20:21,197
Let me do it.
490
00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:24,834
That's right, metal head.
491
00:20:24,871 --> 00:20:26,862
This is personal.
492
00:20:28,374 --> 00:20:30,809
All right,
you're making another one!
493
00:20:30,844 --> 00:20:33,211
Hey, honey,
they're building another probot!
494
00:20:33,246 --> 00:20:34,941
So you like it?
495
00:20:34,981 --> 00:20:38,542
Yeah. Every time I drove by it,
it made me feel...
496
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,576
optimistic.
497
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,918
Real...? Well, that's
what I was going for!
498
00:20:42,956 --> 00:20:45,015
Hey, we're not exactly
the art types,
499
00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:46,287
but do you think
500
00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:48,886
you could make us
a little probot for our lawn?
501
00:20:48,928 --> 00:20:50,521
Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
502
00:20:50,563 --> 00:20:51,758
'You make
them to order?
503
00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,163
You think you
could do one
504
00:20:53,199 --> 00:20:55,258
holding a pool cue
for my rumpus room?
505
00:20:55,301 --> 00:20:56,462
Well, sure.
506
00:20:56,503 --> 00:20:58,335
How 'bout holding
an American flag?
507
00:20:58,371 --> 00:21:00,271
Yeah, well, hold on, hold on.
508
00:21:00,306 --> 00:21:02,070
I need to write it all down.
509
00:21:02,108 --> 00:21:04,167
Yeah, uh, one at
a time, please,
510
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:07,908
you know, so the
artist can hear you.
511
00:21:13,052 --> 00:21:17,489
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