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PEGGY:
Hank!
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I found the coupons.
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Oh... they've expired.
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Dang it.
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Aw, heck, I'm really in
the mood for some ice cream.
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Let's just pay
the full price.
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Uh, you guys
go on ahead without me.
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I'm sticking
to my New Year's resolution--
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Ice cream once a day.
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Attaboy, Bobby.
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Nothing tastes sweeter
than self-discipline.
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That's right...
go get your ice cream.
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4L Work it on out I
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4 Work it onouwt... I
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Ladybird?
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J ... You know you're twistin',
little girl I
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& Twistin', little girl... �
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You ready, girl?
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4 .. twist so fine
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4 Twist so fine I
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I Come on and twist
a little closer, now I
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I Twist a little closer &
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I And let me know
that you're mine
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I Let me know you're mine I
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I Shake it, shake it,
shake it, baby, now... I
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'Yeah, Ladybird!
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I'm sorry, Peggy.
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It's just that kid--
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He stuck his fingers
in the ice cream
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and it ruined the mood.
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G ...baby... I
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And we turn.
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Whoa!
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Bobby, what the hell are
you doing with my dog?
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I.. it's, uh...
it's extreme training.
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Looked like dancing to me.
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It was dancing.
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It's called
"Musical Canine Freestyle."
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Liar.
No, no, no.
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Look, it's a real thing.
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They have contests,
and everything.
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It started
up in Canada.
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They're supposed
to be our allies.
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Dad, it's okay.
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The routine we worked out
is low-impact
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and Ladybird loves it.
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She's 13 years old.
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If I hadn't stopped
you when I did
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you could have
displaced her hip.
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But we were training for
a contest in McMaynerbury.
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No. No more dancing,
or any other Canadian tricks.
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She's got arthritis.
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Who's got arthritis?
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Yes, you do.
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Come on, girl,
time for your nap.
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I'll turn on the dryer
to help you sleep.
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( Sighing )
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Just when I think
the boy is acting normal
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I catch him dancing
with Ladybird.
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Ugh! And he had her
wearing a bandanna.
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Dog b' man
best friend, man.
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Talkin' 'bout no
can't no dress 'em up
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like some of them dang ol'
little lady's poodle, man.
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Talkin' 'bout
d-d-dang ol' dog, man.
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No dignity, man.
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No dignity.
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Exactly,
Boomhauer.
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Pfffl Dancing with
dogs� ridiculous.
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Next thing you know
they'll have them smoking.
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Hey, that's not a bad idea--
doggie cigarettes.
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I thought of it first!
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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What kind of dance
were they doing, Hank?
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Uh, I don't know.
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The Twist. Why?
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Uh... Bobby
should be severely punished.
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What was he thinking?
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It's a jackass sport.
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( Nervous chuckle ):
Excuse me.
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I have to attend to a personal
matter of pressing importance.
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Bill's so busy
these days.
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( Sighing )
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I'm going to miss
dancing with that dog.
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You know, I dance
with the seniors
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down at the
nursing home.
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Maybe that would
cheer you up.
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It would be nice to have
a boy there for a change.
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Have you been listening?
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I want to dance with dogs,
no told people.
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Geez.
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Hey.
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MAN ON RADIO 1: When
you see him in person
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he is really
a monster.
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MAN ON RADIO 2:
Five feet if he's an inch.
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This new planer
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really does the trick,
huh, Ladybird?
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Changes to slow
western swing music )
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Watch it, Ladybird.
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Daddy's using the planer.
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What is it, Ladybird?
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You like that
music, huh, girl?
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Ladybird,
you're a beautiful dancer.
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I'm looking
to adopt a dog
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that could be
a good dancing partner.
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One that can really
cutarug.
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I was thinking
maybe a longhair.
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I like long hair.
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That one there?
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Yeah, well,
he looks like he's strong
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and he's certainly got
a lot of energy.
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Are they a good breed
for dog dancing?
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Oh, yeah, they're,
uh, bred for dancing.
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Oh! I hope
you like rock 'n roll!
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So, you want to
dance with my dog.
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But what's in it
for the big dog-- me, Khan?
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Uh...
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How about
you pick up Doggie's poo
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from my yard?
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That way, child prodigy Connie
get to study more
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poo-picking hillbilly
get to dance with dog.
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Universe in harmony.
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He's a small dog.
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How bad could it be?
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Yeah.
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Deal.
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You start how!
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Oh, geez!
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What are you
feeding him?!
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Just going to, uh, get gas.
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J I go out walkin'
after midnight I
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I Out in the moonlight,
just like we used to do... I
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Hey, Peggy, you notice anything
different about Ladybird?
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Is the left side of
her face paralyzed?
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Nope. She's lost two pounds.
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Tapeworm!
That was my second guess.
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No. Since I've been,
uh, walking her more
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she's been getting
in great shape. Listen.
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No creaking joints
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and I've stopped
giving her
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her anti-inflammatory
medication.
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( Barks)
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Even her bark
sounds more youthful.
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It's like she's a puppy again.
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You know, I'm going to keep...
walking her.
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I don't care
what anybody thinks.
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I love you, Peggy.
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Hey, Ladybird
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remember when you won
this ribbon
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for cutest puppy
at the mall?
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Huh, do you?
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Labor Day?
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Remember that, huh,
do you?
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Fall of '89--
huh?
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Do you remember?
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( Barks)
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Yeah, me, too.
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Let's win you another ribbon,
girl.
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She's named after former
First Lady Lady Bird Johnson.
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So, there is no
limit to the number
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of sequins an entrant
can have on his costume?
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Can I get that in writing?
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Mr. Hill,
you forgot your pen.
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Dad?
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What are you doing here?
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Okay, I know
what this looks like
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and it is what it is.
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You lied.
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'You made me think dog dancing
was for weirdos.
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Wait a minute,
that's Khan's dog.
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You're dancing
with the neighbor's dog
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against me and Ladybird?
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Well, what was I supposed to do,
not dance with a dog?!
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And anyway, you said Ladybird
was too old to dance.
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If you pumped her
full of pain pills
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I'm make sure you're
both disqualified.
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Well, what
do you care?
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Looks like
you'll dance
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with any dog
that will have you.
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Oh, he's not
just any dog.
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This little fella may
poo like a buffalo
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but he dances like
Britney Spears.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I think
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this pup's going
to surprise you
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with a few moves
of her own.
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I believe it's up to the judges
to decide
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who's got the moves
and who doesn't.
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I'll see you
out on the dance floor.
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Fwah!
That's just a little taste.
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Dad. Ladybird.
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BOBBY:
Just let us in.
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We'll go straight
to my room.
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We need to practice.
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You're dancing
with the neighbor's dog.
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Go dance at the neighbor's.
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Come on!
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Leave,
or I'll call the pound.
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You're scared, old man.
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'You're scared of my moves!
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That's crazy.
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Peggy?
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Hank, this is
all very simple.
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You both want to
dance with dogs.
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Right. You each have a
dog you can dance with.
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'You take your dog
to the garage.
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You dance
with her there.
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Bobby gets to dance with
his dog in his bedroom.
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Everybody gets to
dance with a dog.
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Everybody wins.
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( Country line dance-
style music playing )
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'You ready to dance, Rex?
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Of course you are.
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It's in your blood.
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I .. You never was my girl... I
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Okay.
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G ...when I'm gone I
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I Oh, you
can tell your friends... I
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( screaming )
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J...And laugh and joke about me
on the phone... �
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You want to lead?
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Is that it, boy?
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4 ...Go back into the barn
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J You can tell my feet
to hit the floor -
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g Or you can tell my lips
to tell my fingertips...
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( heavy sigh )
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( Screech )
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( Screaming )
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A costume.
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BILL: Rex, j-just,
just move your paw.
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That's...
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( screaming )
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Now, I know
this isn't our style
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but you got to do
what you got to do.
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Wow. Ladybird,
I really think
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we're going to
win this thing.
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Oh, Bill?
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Hank, I know you
don't like dog dancing
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but I need your advice.
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I bought a dog
to dance with.
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It won't dance with me!
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It's all my fault.
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I'm doing something
to push it away
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just like I pushed
away Lenore.
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( Groaning ).
Bill, this isn't a good time.
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I-I'm kind of
in the middle of something.
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( Chuckling ):
Awl
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Doesn't Ladybird
look cute in that hat?
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(gasping )
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Hank.
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You're dog dancing!
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Look, you cannot tell Dale
or Boomhauer about this, okay?
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They wouldn't understand.
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No, of course they
wouldn't; they're idiots.
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Oh, isn't dog dancing
wonderful, Hank?
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Yes.
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What am I doing to make
the dog hate me, Hank?
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Why? Why am I
so repulsive?
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'You're not repulsive,
Bill. Maybe...
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00:11:25,735 --> 00:11:26,702
Yes?
261
00:11:26,736 --> 00:11:28,704
Maybe it's the song
you picked out.
262
00:11:28,738 --> 00:11:29,637
The song, yes,
the song!
263
00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:30,639
What about the song?
264
00:11:30,673 --> 00:11:32,641
Let your dog
help choose the song.
265
00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:34,643
Just don't let him
pick something
266
00:11:34,677 --> 00:11:36,645
like "Doggie in the Window"
or "Hound Dog."
267
00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:37,646
It's too obvious.
268
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,648
Wait, why am I
telling you this?
269
00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:41,650
'You're not entering
the competition, are you?
270
00:11:41,684 --> 00:11:45,621
Well, yeah,
I thought...
271
00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:48,124
Get out.
272
00:11:48,157 --> 00:11:49,352
Mm-mm.
273
00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:53,124
This is good.
274
00:11:53,162 --> 00:11:56,860
Nice and salty.
275
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,665
I said the funniest thing today.
276
00:11:59,702 --> 00:12:01,136
Well, I almost did...
277
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:03,138
Are you going to finish
that gristle?
278
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:05,140
Yes, as a matter
of fact, I am.
279
00:12:05,174 --> 00:12:06,767
But you never eat
your gristle.
280
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,243
You always give it
to Ladybird.
281
00:12:08,278 --> 00:12:11,043
( Gobbling )
282
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,047
Spit it out.
283
00:12:12,081 --> 00:12:13,207
'You don't even like gristle.
284
00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:16,617
But I do like the taste
of you not getting it.
285
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,145
Hank, Bobby, stop it.
286
00:12:19,188 --> 00:12:22,453
No ribbon is more important
than your family.
287
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,291
For God's sake,
you are fighting over fat.
288
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,296
Yeah, you're right,
you're right.
289
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,355
Uh, let me make it up
to both of you.
290
00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:32,767
Peggy, let's go out dancing
like we usually do
291
00:12:32,802 --> 00:12:36,568
and let Bobby and Doggie
have the house to practice.
292
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:37,573
Alone.
293
00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:40,167
But you have to lock
Ladybird in the garage.
294
00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:41,176
Of course.
295
00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:47,945
Oh, it is certainly nice
to get out of the house.
296
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,749
It's been so tense with all
the arguing and barking.
297
00:12:50,787 --> 00:12:54,052
I'm glad you're having fun,
'cause you deserve it.
298
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,148
Oh! Hank...
299
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,250
You are dip-crazy
tonight.
300
00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,387
Yup, yup.
301
00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:01,363
So, uh, since
you brought it up
302
00:13:01,397 --> 00:13:04,367
do you know if Bobby does
any dips in his routine?
303
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,368
Or any other moves
you've noticed.
304
00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:08,598
Are you pumping me
for information?
305
00:13:08,638 --> 00:13:10,629
How much backwards
walking are they doing?
306
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,607
A little, average or a lot?
307
00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:15,134
Hank, I am trying really hard
to remain neutral here.
308
00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:17,272
I thought you wanted
to dance with me.
309
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,281
I do, I do, you're right.
310
00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:21,249
It's just you and me, Ladybird.
311
00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:22,251
What?!
312
00:13:22,285 --> 00:13:23,616
You just blew it, mister.
313
00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:25,087
Fine. You know what?
314
00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:26,350
I hope Bobby wins.
315
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,356
What?
316
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,915
Oh, sure, go home to Bobby
317
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:30,153
and the neighbor's dog.
318
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,160
While you're at it
319
00:13:31,194 --> 00:13:33,288
why don't you just move in
with Kahn and Mihn?
320
00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:36,196
You can eat rice all day
and never celebrate Christmas.
321
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,199
Good luck, Hank.
322
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,066
It's got nothing
to do with luck, Peggy.
323
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,571
We're going to win this thing.
324
00:13:41,604 --> 00:13:44,301
'You're making a big mistake.
325
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,308
Ladybird hates you.
326
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:02,181
What do they see
in that yappy little rat?
327
00:14:02,225 --> 00:14:04,557
We can win this thing
without them. Right, Ladybird?
328
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,892
'You look great in that outfit,
by the way.
329
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:12,333
On the count of three,
everyone say "bones."
330
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,132
One, two...
331
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:15,797
Don't, don't move,
it's just the red eye.
332
00:14:15,838 --> 00:14:17,738
4 Bones. I
333
00:14:29,218 --> 00:14:31,312
Wow, these dogs are
dressed to the nines.
334
00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:33,846
It's like they're going
to dance at the White House.
335
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:36,359
Don't worry, Ladybird,
we're going to win this thing.
336
00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:38,554
Remember,
it's not just about pageantry
337
00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:41,996
it's about a man
and his dog dancing together.
338
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:44,056
That's what the people
came to see
339
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,068
and that's what
we're going to give them.
340
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,501
It's our trump card.
341
00:14:47,537 --> 00:14:50,666
That's what we've got over
all these nut jobs, right, girl?
342
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,003
( Whimpering )
343
00:14:55,044 --> 00:14:56,375
Come on, Rex. Settle down.
344
00:14:56,412 --> 00:14:58,642
We're going to be late
for the competition.
345
00:14:58,681 --> 00:14:59,842
( Barking )
346
00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:03,648
( Frightened yelping )
347
00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:33,879
( Sniffing )
348
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:40,720
( Barking )
349
00:15:55,304 --> 00:15:59,366
( Humming )
350
00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:04,873
( Muffled bark )
351
00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:11,980
Oh, he's dreaming.
352
00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:20,161
ANNOUNCER: Let's have
another big round of applause
353
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:23,359
for Pam Taylor and her
Irish setter, Sparkles.
354
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,696
Sparkles?
355
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,099
More like Fizzles.
356
00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:29,867
Still leaving
the dance area.
357
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,273
I'm Dud Jeperson
along with Sketch Randall
358
00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,834
and we're just so gosh darn
happy to be here.
359
00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:37,005
And they're off
the dance floor.
360
00:16:37,046 --> 00:16:38,912
Next up is Hank Hill
361
00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:40,916
and his purebred
bloodhound, Ladybird.
362
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:41,917
Are you ready
363
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:43,214
to see more dancing?
364
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,277
( Polite clapping )
365
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:48,552
Okay, pup, this is it.
366
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,356
Uh, I just wanted
to, uh, apologize
367
00:16:51,394 --> 00:16:53,886
for what Ladybird
and I are about to do.
368
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,898
Win.
369
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:07,471
( Patsy Cline's "Walking
After Midnight" plays )
370
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:11,743
4 I go out walking
371
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,614
I After midnight
372
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:18,553
I Out in the moonlight... I
373
00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:21,023
Well hello to you, too,
Hank Hill.
374
00:17:21,057 --> 00:17:24,823
SKETCH: And what poise and
mobility from that bloodhound.
375
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:27,090
The feet, the hand
376
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,360
the tail, all moving
as one unit.
377
00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:31,696
No wonder this proud bitch
378
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,669
was named after
our former First Lady.
379
00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:37,469
( Yawning )
380
00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:39,372
( Chuckling )
381
00:17:39,408 --> 00:17:42,139
Bill Dauterive and Rex,
you're on deck.
382
00:17:42,178 --> 00:17:44,010
And uh, oh,
no muzzles.
383
00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:45,013
Yeah, but I...
384
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,014
No muzzles.
385
00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:47,015
Those are the rules.
386
00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:48,016
Okay.
387
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,678
4 ...somewhere a walkin' I
388
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,384
I After midnight
389
00:17:54,423 --> 00:17:58,121
I Searching for me. I
390
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,858
Way to go, girl.
391
00:18:01,897 --> 00:18:03,592
It's not too late
392
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,761
for you and Doggie
to turn tail.
393
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:06,768
( Chuckling )
394
00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:09,032
Take some notes,
because this is how
395
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:12,166
people are going to be
dog dancing from now on.
396
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:15,041
Next up, Bobby Hill and
his mixed terrier, Doggie.
397
00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:21,608
( Techtronic's
"Move This" plays )
398
00:18:21,651 --> 00:18:23,312
I Yo, come on, move this I
399
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,014
I Shake that body I
400
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:29,457
I Shake that body I
401
00:18:29,492 --> 00:18:32,951
I Shake that body I
402
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:35,760
I Shake that body I
403
00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:39,393
We are witnessing
a dream.
404
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:42,666
I hope I never wake up
and this dance lasts forever.
405
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,731
A boy, a dog, a dance.
406
00:18:45,775 --> 00:18:47,937
I ...many different flavors I
407
00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:51,003
J And the spice is strong
408
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:56,281
I Get into the hot stuff,
let me pour a little song... I
409
00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:59,380
DUD: Are they even
touching the floor?
410
00:18:59,422 --> 00:19:00,389
Amazing.
411
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:03,085
J You've got to move this... I
412
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,253
Boy, the alley's
dead today.
413
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:09,162
J Baby let me show you
how to do this
414
00:19:09,198 --> 00:19:11,667
I You've got to move this
415
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:13,430
J You're doing fine I
416
00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:16,996
I Pump it, pump it,
pump, pump itup &
417
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:19,872
& Nothing
can make this one stop
418
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,003
J You've got to move this... I
419
00:19:22,044 --> 00:19:25,571
DUD: I don't even know
how to describe that move.
420
00:19:25,614 --> 00:19:27,708
SKETCH: I wish
everyone who denies
421
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,117
the pure athleticism
of dog dancing
422
00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:32,849
could see what I'm
seeing right now.
423
00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:33,855
( Applauding )
424
00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:35,220
It's okay, Ladybird.
425
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,225
All flash, no substance.
426
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,193
And the third prize
427
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:46,930
for Beginners Off-Leash
Musical Freestyle goes to...
428
00:19:46,969 --> 00:19:50,633
Rhonda Clark and her
Border Collie, Rusty.
429
00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:54,906
Second prize
goes to...
430
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,002
Bobby Hill
431
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:58,673
and his neighbor's
dog, Doggie.
432
00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:01,046
Oh!
433
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,778
And first prize
434
00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:04,513
goes to...
435
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:05,816
This is it, girl.
436
00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:12,886
Helen Bradley and her
toy poodle, Buddy.
437
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:25,529
Well, we did our best, girl.
438
00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:27,872
It's a young dog's sport.
439
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:28,877
Come on, let's go home.
440
00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:30,811
Time for your nap.
441
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:46,318
'You want
to watch me paint, girl?
442
00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:49,093
It's semi-gloss.
443
00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:56,731
( Radio plays
�Walking After Midnight� )
444
00:20:56,772 --> 00:21:03,735
No, Ladybird, that's not for us.
445
00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:06,714
Oh, how can I say no
to that face?
446
00:21:06,749 --> 00:21:10,947
I Maybe he's or yin' for me
447
00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:15,548
I And as the skies turn gloomy
448
00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:17,150
Care to cut in, son?
449
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,127
There's someone else
I owe this dance to.
450
00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:21,391
4L ...as lonesome as I can be I
451
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,228
Ma'am.
452
00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:25,097
Now, where were we?
453
00:21:25,134 --> 00:21:28,934
J...after midnight �
454
00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:32,498
I Out in the starlight... I...
455
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:39,846
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456
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:09,539
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00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:14,139
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