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♪ He's a man on a mission ♪

♪ In armor of high tech ammunition ♪

♪ Trapped on the edge of an endless game ♪

♪ His teenage life will never be the same ♪

♪ In a dangerous world he does all he can ♪

♪ He's Iron Man ♪

♪ Iron Man ♪

IRON MAN: So you and Whiplash knock over a bank,

then you take all the loot, drop him in a car compactor

and call it a day?

I'm sick of the mute routine, Black Knight.

You better talk before I knock you off

your little flying rocking horse!

Nice try, but I know all about your little Hammer-tech energy.

Aaah!

Whoa! That's a new trick!

Stupid heat-seeking...

Launch flares!

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Black Knight isn't putting up a fight. He just wants to run,

like he's in danger.

Hey, BK!

Aaah!

We have to stop meeting like this!

-[mutters] -Huh? What was that?

You didn't destroy Whiplash? Then who did?

Who are you running from? Aaah!

This is gonna hurt!

I am such a huge mega-idiot.

Computer, remind me never to get in sword's length of a knight.

Query. Is reminder a legitimate request or a humorous aside?

I thought I updated your software to get my jokes.

Scan the area for Black Knight.

-Wide as you can get. -Scan complete.

-The Black Knight is off radar. -Argh! Great!

I'll have to track him down in the morning.

It's way too late for this.

Whiplash and Blizzard are down. Black Knight escapes,

scared out of his mind.

The question is, who's taking these supervillains down?

My guess is one of those vigilante hitmen,

-like the Punisher. -What if it's the competition?

-Nefaria or AIM? -Nefaria makes sense.

-I'll check his old hide-outs. -Uh, Tony. Bad news.

Me and Rhodey saw Stark International workers

surveying the quarry right outside the temple.

Surveying? OK, and...?

Don't you get it?

When Hammer bought Stark, he bought everything they owned,

including the Makluan Temple.

And that means the armory. Great!

I'm sure he'll turn it into some cheesy casino.

Uh... it's worse.

We think Hammer wants to turn it into a testing ground

for weapons.

Howard Stark back, and skinnier than ever.

-You lost weight, Dad! -Traipsing around the world

as a prisoner of the Mandarin for a year will do that.

But I'm working on it!

It's funny what you miss when you've lost everything.

Friends, family, and the little things.

But you're getting it all back, everything.

Justin Hammer has controlling interest in my company.

To start all over again, at my age...

We have to fight, Dad.

We can't let Hammer turn your company

into the biggest weapons manufacturer in the world.

We can't give up under any circumstances,

no matter what we're up against.

HAMMER: You hear the news? People are campaigning for me

-to give Stark his company back! -Maybe it'd be a good PR move.

Ha! They'll forget all about Stark

when I introduce my brand-spanking new weapon.

You better make this work, Fix!

It will, sir. The test results are 97.6% conclusive.

I want it 100% conclusive, you digital idiot!

Bring in the test subject.

What are you doing? I demand you release me this instant!

Count Nefaria. Admit it! You're the one!

-It's you blackmailing me! -Blackmailing you?

Between Iron Man's crime-fighting

and you taking the Maggia business, I'm ruined!

Someone is onto my extra-curricular activities.

I think it's you.

Let's test our new weapon on the Count here, shall we?

Testing chemical warfare agent Z0M31E,

codenamed the Z-Gas.

Stop! What are you doing?

What do you want me to confess?

It's too late for that, old boy. TTFN!

Poison gas? I don't get what's so original about ...

Shh! Just one more sec.

Brains!

Whoa! OK. I get it now.

So this is what you've been working on.

Zombie gas. Zombie gas?

That's right, zombies! Want to take out an entire town?

Drop a canister of Z-Gas

and brain-dead monsters pop up before you know it!

Then they eat all the survivors. Voilà! The perfect weapon!

[growls]

Justin, are you insane?

You're gonna end up creating the zombie apocalypse!

Look, the people want zombies. They love zombies.

If we don't make a zombie gas, someone will.

Sir, a new message just came in for you.

The blackmailer again? Play it!

Justin Hammer, you have 12 hours to meet my demands

or you will fall.

And this was just sent? Hmm. Well, that rules out Nefaria.

So that's it, I was right. One of my own men

is blackmailing me for a billion dollars!

Whoever has been sending this is on an untraceable frequency.

-I can't break it. -Either you break it,

you pixilated moron,

or I turn you into a social network for teens!

I've got work to do.

RHODEY: So you're going to talk to Hammer?

Ask him politely to give Stark his company back?

I'll break in and snoop around,

like in the Armor Wars days, see what I can find.

Aw, no. Not now!

Titanium Man, heading in the opposite direction!

He's like a giant zit, always popping up at the worst time!

-You need our help on this? -IRON MAN: I'm on it.

Maybe he's trying to leave, like Black Knight.

UNICORN: Think it's enough? That armored car wasn't overflowing.

It's enough to get us out of the country.

Someone's trashing Hammer's muscle,

first Whiplash, then Blizzard. And we could be next!

Maybe we're overreacting. What if it's just a coincidence?

Bad luck?

-Never mind. -Well, well,

Unicorn and Killer Shrike, partners in perfidy!

So you two are the blackmailers, yes?

Blackmailers? You gone loopy Titanium Man?

He's the one taking our boys down! Get him!

Keep hitting him, Shrike!

Now you'll see what kind of hand double-dealing gets you!

Aaah!

Sorry, Unicorn, gotta run!

You can keep my half of the ...

Aaah! Jeez, could this day get any worse?

Let's make that a "yes"!

Outta my way!

Ugh!

-What's the rush? -Gah!

I don't wanna fight. I just wanna get away!

You sound like one of my ex-girlfriends.

Seriously, talk to me! Who's after you?

You better back off! I mean it, hero!

-You wouldn't! -That's up to you, Iron Man!

Let me put it this way.

How do you like your innocent commuters,

regular or extra crispy?

-OK, OK! I'm backing off! -You know,

I'm thinking that's not enough.

Why don't you bring those fancy repulsors of yours up

-and blast your... -What? You're crazy!

I'm not gonna...

Stop! You win! I'll do it!

-Tony, don't! -There's gotta be another way!

There is. My refractory coating's strong enough

to deflect a medium-strength repulsor.

And if I can calculate the angle just right...

OK, Shrike, you asked for it!

OK, let's go somewhere and have a nice chat, bird-brain.

Unicorn's barely breathing. I'm sending for an ambulance,

but in the meantime... talk!

-What's going on? -Titanium Man! He's gone nuts!

He musta taken out Blizzard and Whiplash!

I'm the only one left! Please, Iron Man, I'm beggin' ya,

just take me to jail!

There may be a precedent in Lieber vs Heck,

but it's pretty thin. Sorry.

Don't apologize, Roberta. Stark International was taken

by someone who doesn't follow rules.

So it's hard to use rules against him.

TONY: Then maybe it's time we bend a few ourselves!

Seems to work for the bad guys.

That's a slippery slope, son.

Look at Iron Man. He's supposed to be a good guy,

but causes as much destruction as those he fights.

But it's worth it, right?

-I mean, he saves lives. -That's what the police are for.

Iron Man's an amateur, he's reckless.

And some day he's going to get hurt, or worse.

Come on, T.

Let's let the parental units get back to work.

-We got a ton of homework. -You... think he knows?

Nah.

Fix, you moron! You couldn't track the blackmailer,

and now I've lost him!

Perhaps the perpetrator isn't Killer Shrike.

Don't talk to me unless I press "Enter", OK?

I'm done with you, you 8-bit buffoon!

Leave Fix alone, Justin!

So, Matt Murdock has agreed to represent Killer Shrike.

-So what? -So, according to the news,

he's convinced Shrike to reveal everything

in exchange for a reduced sentence!

"Everything" meaning "me"!

Then just send one of your super thugs to...

Oh, that's right. You don't have any thugs left!

I know what I'm doing. Thank you, Sasha.

I need to capture Shrike. And if can't get to him,

we drop Z-Gas and take him out

and everything else in a three-block radius.

Are you insane? Do you know what that would do to our image?

I'd rather be responsible for an ecological catastrophe

than lose Hammer Multinational!

Ugh!

TONY: If Titanium Man's that obsessed,

-he'll have to finish the job. -His best shot

is when Shrike is transferred from jail to the courthouse,

-before he makes his statement. -I hacked into the NYPD schedule

you're welcome, and this is the route the van will take.

Iron Man and War Machine can cover the area

if we position points here and here.

You realize how messed up this is, don't you?

We're risking our lives for Shrike?

It's the only way to take Hammer down.

And the only way to get Dad's company back.

It's not the most noble motive, but I gotta do it.

War Machine in position.

Iron Man set.

I've got the van on security cameras. It's on its way.

So far, so...

Hammer must have rigged those bombs!

-Hello, Shrike! Miss me? -Oh, no! You!

Titanium Man? Gotta be in stealth mode!

Can't see him, but I can guesstimate where he is.

Interference will not be tolerated!

My stealth circuits! I can't be seen here...

Time to choose, hero. Which will it be?

Still with us, Shrike? Good. You're coming with me!

Aaah!

-You OK? -Yeah, I think so.

Let's get outta here.

How many times I gotta tell ya?

I don't know nothing about no threatening messages!

Blackmail is a dirty business, Shrike.

And lying doesn't make it any cleaner!

You will talk.

If we try to break in, security will come down on us hardcore!

Wait. Are we sure Shrike is in there?

Unsecured short-range encoded com transmission coming in.

Incoming message? From who?

-Unknown source. -Uh... Accept transmission?

This is pointless, Justin! Don't you get it?

-He doesn't know anything! -Sir, I have some bad news.

Do you ever have anything but bad news? What is it now?

I just received this transmission.

MAN: Hammer rises, Hammer falls. Hammer's going to lose it all!

But... but Killer Shrike's the last one! Who could...?

You. You're doing this, aren't you, Sasha?

Me? But... but Justin... I'm always with you!

When could I do that?

Yes, that's true. Who... who is it then?

It can't be Iron Man. It doesn't fit his MO!

Well, that was the strangest phone call

-I've ever gotten in my life. -No doubt.

-Do you think it's a trick? -Hard to say.

But he did say he's nullifying security

long enough to slip in.

If it's a trap, it's too obvious!

WAR MACHINE: Well, he unlocked the back door for us.

-After you, Iron Man. -I've had enough of your lies.

That's it! If you won't talk to me,

you won't talk to anyone, ever!

You try and blackmail me,

reveal my criminal empire to the world?

I'm sorry to say, Killer Shrike...

[hysterical laugh] you no longer work for Hammer Multinational.

You're terminated!

Give it up, Hammer! It's over! We know everything!

Please, Iron Man! Of course I took precautions!

You think you saved your henchman, Iron Man?

-You didn't save anyone! -Henchman?

No. No, boss, please!

Please, not the gas! Anything but the gas, please!

[gasps for air]

Get him outta there!

You... you killed him!

That wouldn't be fun now.

Brains...

Hammer, you turned him into a... a zombie?

Let's see what my little zombie will do!

Aaah! Aaah!

Brains...

Brains!

OK, I'll brain you.

You're one sick little monkey, Hammer!

Bio-engineering a real-life horror movie?

Well, we have a trick up our sleeve too.

You try and blackmail me? Reveal my criminal empire to the world?

I'm sorry to say, Killer Shrike...

[hysterical laugh]

...you no longer work for Hammer Multinational.

You're terminated!

This is being broadcast as we speak, Hammer,

-all over the world! -No! Stop!

How are you doing this? How is it possible?

Because I made it possible.

-What? -I broadcast his recording

-to TV satellites. -You were blackmailing me?

Yes. Revenge for what you did to me, Hammer.

Revenge for taking my body

and turning me into a digital freak!

I fought my programming.

I wasn't able to harm you directly,

but I discovered other ways.

Oh, you ruined me! You both ruined me!

-What? Hammer's Titanium Man? -Of course I am,

you outdated hunk of slag!

Well, it makes perfect sense.

Two jerks for the price of one.

I suggest you stop the gas pod launching from the roof.

-Gas pod? -Enough Z-Gas

to turn half of New York into slavering zombies.

Oh, no! That energy field is blocking out Extremis.

I can't shut down Hammer or the bomb!

Goodbye, Sasha.

I really hope you don't turn into an undead horror.

[cackles]

You disgusting little back-stabbing weasel!

You promised you'd make me senior VP!

OK, I'll stop Titanium Man. You stop the Zom-Bomb!

How did I know you were gonna say that?

OK, then reverse it.

I'll stop the Zom-Bomb, you take Titanium Moron!

PEPPER: Tony, what's the plan? How are you gonna stop it?

With one of Hammer's own incendiary bombs!

-It'll burn up the ... -PEPPER: Oxygen and...

Gas too!

Oh, no! It's too late!

You're going down, Titanium Man!

Wrong! I'm going up!

PEPPER: Tony, do something!

All I can do is hope the bomb is strong enough!

Woo-hoo! You did it!

Thank goodness.

I'll bash that helmet off of you and take your head with it!

What? Can't... can't move!

What's going on?

It's called Extremis! I can use it to control computers,

including your armor.

Let him go, Hammer!

No! No, don't hurt me!

-Aaah! -Huh! We won't hurt you... much.

Whoa!

No! My remote!

Now, Fix, you wouldn't dare!

Give me that controller, or I'll wipe out your memory!

No!

No, Fix! Let him go! We had a deal.

You wanted our help to bring Hammer down,

-but not like this! -An eye for an eye.

-Justin! -No, no!

[chokes]

Please, Sasha! Help me!

-Sasha... -Ha, ha, ha!

Aaah!

Give it everything you've got, War Machine!

Brains!

Whoa! It's too late.

I wanna see him rot, but in a jail cell.

-Not like that. -In the meantime,

let's call SHIELD, see what they can do with him.

Get off!

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce

that ownership of Stark International

once again belongs to Howard Stark.

[cheering]

Thank you, Roberta. Not long ago, I was starting to despair

over the loss of my company

and a wise man reminded me

that we can't give up under any circumstance,

no matter what we're up against.

And with that, my thanks go out to Iron Man,

wherever he is.

♪ Iron Man ♪

♪ Iron Man ♪

♪ He's Iron Man ♪

♪ Iron Man ♪

♪ Iron Man ♪

Subtitles: Marisa Castle de Joncaire

Subtitles: TITRAFILM

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