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NORY: My mom used to say that everybody has their something.

A special thing that makes them, well, them!

For some kids, their something is sports.

MALE VOICE: Nice shot!

For some kids, their something is art.

For some kids, their something is music.

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

Maybe not these kids, but, you know, A for effort.

When I was seven, Mom got sick, and...

then it was just me and Dad.

I thought I had lost everything.

But then, I found my something.

[BOTH SNARL]

- Hey, Nory, I found... - [CAT MEOWS]

NORY: It turns out my something...

was magic.

Upside down now Oh, no

What's going on here The world has turned around

Okay! Tomorrow's a big day and so today is a big deal!

Tomorrow, after waiting six long years,

I head off to Sage Academy.

Where super-awesome magic kids like myself,

learn how to be super-awesomer and magic-er.

Could be scary. Could be overwhelming.

Nah, it won't because I'm not going on my own.

I'm going with my best of BFFs, the amazing, mystifying,

and also magic-ifying, Reina Carvajal!

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

"Amazing"? "Mystifying"? "Magic-ifying"?

What? I'm practicing hyping you up.

I need to let that school know they've got a superstar on their hands!

I'm just trying to make it through the first semester in one piece.

Are you kidding? We're gonna be great.

Go ahead.

Show everyone how good you are without any training.

[CHUCKLES] Okay. Okay, ready.

- Any requests? - You know what I'm gonna say.

- You're gonna say "Sparkle Fireba..." - Sparkle Fireball!

For sure, no doubt. It's my favorite.

You say everything I do is your favorite.

Yeah, but Sparkle Fireball is my favorite favorite.

It's a good one. But it's really hard.

Not for you! You are a flame-throwing rockstar.

[CHUCKLING]

[WHOOSHES]

How was that?

It was all right.

If you like incredibly, awesome, mind-blowing, magical powers!

'Cause you are so good at magic it's bananas.

You are going to rock Sage so hard.

It's we who are going to rock Sage so hard. Me and you.

Speaking of. Your turn.

Okay. Okay. Give me a second. Let me concentrate.

Kitten, kitten, kitten.

- Well, this is new. - [MEOWING]

I'm seeing kitten, of course, but also...

kangaroo and beaver?

Hey, where'd you get my pencil?

[SIGHS]

I wish I just had a little more control over the wacko-animals I turn into.

You're still magic. That's what matters most.

Yeah, but like, you just think about fire and... poof!

I think about a cat and I turn into a terrifying abomination.

That's why we're going to Sage.

They're gonna teach you to be the best abomination you can be.

Dad, are you sure we're in the right place?

Is there supposed to be a bus or something?

This is where they told us to go.

Are you okay?

- I... I might be a little nervous. - That's natural.

Your mom said she was nervous, too.

She was? But she was so good at magic.

Of course she was nervous! New things are scary!

But...

I know you're gonna be okay.

Then you know what? I know I'm gonna be okay, too.

- You know what else? - What else?

- You're going to magic school! - I'm going to magic school!

[CRACKLING]

[CROWS CAWING]

What's happening?

Something awesome, right? Some kind of magical amazing, something.

Hey, come on, let's go! The school's not gonna walk to you!

Bye-bye parents! See you at Thanksgiving.

Adios! Sayonara! Au revoir!

Catch you later! Ciao! TTYL! Bye!

Okay, come on, here we go, no time to waste, can't stop for anything.

Oh, except this.

So, clap, clap, clap. You can all do magic

Big whoop, I get it.

That's why you're going to magic school, where you'll be up to your magical butts

in magical magic for the next six magical years.

But, like, the one rule of this little nature hike is no magic.

Okay? Here we go, come on!

Bye, Dad!

Okay, hello! Noisy, magic children, please, keep your voices down,

as there are mystical creatures and vicious monsterlings out there.

We don't want them jumping out and tearing you all limb for limb.

Wow, that is really too easy.

Okay. Everyone chill, I'm kidding. There are no mystical creatures.

Okay, unless you think skunks are mystical.

- [CHIRPING] - Save your spray, dude.

He was just explaining the rules, he didn't mean any offense.

Hey! What'd I just say about not doing magic right now?

I wasn't doing magic! I was just...

talking to a skunk?

Put a sock in it, skunk whisperer.

I know, I know, that is so uncool, bro. We'll talk later, okay?

Hmm. What's up with emo-Joe over there?

Maybe you should try talking to him and find out.

Yeah! Good idea! Get out there, mingle, shake hands, kiss babies.

- [LAUGHS] - After all, these are our people.

Hey!

I'm Nory.

Nory Boxwood Horace.

Very cool backpack, by the way. Where did you get...

- Our people are not big talkers. - Solid effort though.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- [SCREECHING] - [SCREAMS]

You know what's worse than this spooky forest?

Nothing?

That old guy wearing cargo shorts over long johns.

[LAUGHS]

Awesome. A creepy nightmare hole.

Excuse me, sir, are we lost?

Well, how would I know? I'm just an old guy in wack threads.

Now. Follow me, if you dare.

ALL: Whoa!

Nory? I could use one of those pep-talks where you...

tell me I'm a flame-throwing rock star, because this is a lot.

You are a flame-throwing rock star. And this is a lot.

But we got this.

[LLAMA BLEATS]

Eh. Don't even bother. Those don't work here.

- [SIGHS] - ALL: Aw...

These other fire kids are really good.

Not better than you! Reina, we're here!

MS. KNIGHTSLINGER: Students. Students! Students!

Welcome to orientation.

I am Ms. Knightslinger, the headmaster of Sage Academy.

You are here at Sage

because you display some measure of innate magical talent.

All of you will need guidance

and instruction to develop your magic correctly.

The right way. The only way,

the Sage way.

Yes, it is all very exciting, I suppose. Now!

Sage has five distinct schools, based on the five types of talent.

Fuzzies, who communicate with the animal kingdom.

Flickers, who can make an object come to them with the flick of a hand.

Flares, who can harness the power of fire.

Flyers, who, well, fly.

And Fluxers, who have the power to transform into any animal at will.

Yes! This girl right here!

Fluxing butt and taking numbers!

Are we done?

Sorry. I'm a Fluxer. But I'm done now. Not done being a Fluxer,

but done talking. Reina, tell me to be quiet.

- Nory, be quiet. - Okie-doke.

As I was saying,

you have a magical talent, and that got you in the door.

And by now, you're probably very clear what that talent is,

and which school you are in.

- Fluxer! - Nory!

- Flare! - Nory.

Nory! Be quiet! Okie-doke.

Moving on.

We require all new students to take a placement test,

to see if you qualify for our honors level classes.

[CHUCKLING]

The Sage way to evaluate Flare aptitude is thus,

be able to light a candle from six feet away.

That's it?

I can make a basketball out of fire, and dunk it through a hoop,

also made out of fire.

You are not here to show off. You are here to learn the Sage way.

Now do it.

Please collect your card and wait in the quad.

Hmm.

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

Uh...

Hey-o.

Mister Elliot Cohen? Please don't waste our time.

- Light the candle. - Okay.

[EXHALES]

[WHOOSHES]

[ALL COUGH]

First lost cause of the day.

- Was that okay? - Very good, Reina.

Please get your card and wait in the quad.

MS. KNIGHTSLINGER: The Sage way to evaluate Fuzzies is thus,

you will ask this dog a series of questions

to which only we have the answer. Proceed.

- Hey, bro. What's your name? - [BARKS]

- Banjo. - Banjo.

- Banjo. - Hey, Banjo.

- He's from Cleveland. - Cleveland.

His favorite food is chicken a la king, but he also really needs to go walkies.

[BARKING]

The Sage way to evaluate Flickers is thus,

make the vase come to you from six feet away.

Ms. Paloma?

- Pepper! - What?

Vase. You. Now.

Yeah, okay.

[EXHALES]

[CLATTERS]

[PAPER RUSTLING]

- We good? - [SIGHS] Quite.

The Sage way to evaluate Fliers is thus,

fly three feet off the ground, stay in the air for 30 seconds,

and land safely.

Andres, we're waiting.

Andres!

Well, I don't need to tell you that is more than three feet.

Thank you, Andres. You can come down now.

You can't? Wonderful!

Skriff!

The Sage way of evaluating Fluxers is thus,

flux into this grey tabby kitten, hold the form for six seconds,

and then flux back to your human form.

One, two, three,

four, five, six.

- Nory. - Yo.

Please flux into this kitten for us.

- Just the kitten? - Yes!

- So, that kitten. - Nory.

Okay. One kitten, of the grey tabby variety.

Coming up. Made to order.

Hot and fresh.

One, two...

[MEOWING]

[SNARLING]

Oh.

Ta-da! Pretty cool, right?

Was there some llama in there? It felt like a little bit of llama.

That was very unique.

Attention, everyone!

It is always a joy to meet the new class, and today is no exception.

Well, perhaps a there were a few exceptions.

Regardless, everyone, please take a look at your cards,

and find out where you have been placed!

- Nory, look! - Awesome! Congrats.

What does yours say?

- That's not anything. - Maybe it's broken.

- Ask somebody. - All right, students!

Off to the dining hall to get your uniforms!

No, Nory. You go that way.

Come along, Reina.

You gonna be okay?

Of course I am. Now go get 'em, rock star.

What's a UDM?

[MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Uh, hello?

Anyone?

Who are you?

Nory.

I was right behind you on the walk this morning.

I looked kinda like this?

Ah! Yes, you are, yes, you were, and yes, you did.

Okay, come on down. And shut the door behind you.

SKRIFF: The door, kid.

[CREAKING]

- What's this? - It's your uniform.

Where's the cool jacket and hoodie all the other kids get?

Oh, uh, you get to wear your own cool jacket and, or hoodie.

Isn't that exciting...

- in theory? - We don't get a special color?

No. But you do get a desk. So sit down. Pop a squat.

Take a seat.

I am Mr. Skriff, and I am in charge of the UDM.

What is this place? Are you sure I'm supposed to be here?

Did you tank your placement exam like us?

No! I blew their minds, with magic they could barely understand.

In other words, you tanked your placement exam. Like them.

He made smoke instead of fire.

She pushed the vase away instead of toward her.

He could go up, but he couldn't come down.

And you couldn't be just a kitten.

So, butt. Seat. Now.

I'm still pretty sure I'm not supposed to be here.

Oh, and I'm deffo sure that you are. Why? Because you're wonky.

And weird and your magic is defective. Yup, that's why you're all here,

wonky, weird, defective magic. We don't always know why it happens.

We don't really care why it happens, but when it does, you come to me.

So, welcome to the School of Upside-Down Magic.

So, UDM means...

"Upside-down magic." Congratulations, you are a genius.

Or rather, not a genius, at least where magic is concerned.

But buck up, kiddo! With a little luck, we'll get that fixed.

- Really? - No, probably not.

I mean maybe, but not usually.

Possibly, I wouldn't count on it.

But we, like get to do magic though, right?

Right?

Uh, no. No, we do not.

We study, like, school stuff here. Okay?

Math and things. Assignments.

Magic assignments?

Are you even listening? No! No magic!

It's my job to help keep you productive, busy, engaged.

It's also my job

to be the groundskeeper and handle general maintenance issues

at this fine institution.

- So, wait. Are you a teacher or what? - [LAUGHS] Am I a teacher?

What I am is very busy, okay?

So, please, do not pester me with abstract questions.

Well, here's a clear, direct one then, why can't we study magic here?

MS. KNIGHTSLINGER: Because your magic

is wrong.

But, that's why we're here. To learn how to do it right.

You are never going to learn how to do it right.

Upside-down magic will never be proper magic.

In the eyes of Sage, you are unteachable.

So, what happens now?

You sit here. And you wait.

- For what? - For your magic to disappear.

Magic is like a muscle.

If you don't use it, it will wither away,

and eventually cease to work.

And then, we send you back into the world,

where you can pursue a life as...

an accountant, or a dog groomer,

or whatever it is people do.

What possible reason could you have for taking

a bunch of perfectly good magic kids and letting them go bad like,

a bunch of bananas you forgot in a drawer?

To protect humanity.

For a while, Sage treated UDMs like any other students.

Until 1939, and a student named

Reginald Roberts.

Reginald was a Flare.

But he could only express his flame

through his basement furnace.

- [FARTS] - [LAUGHS]

And yes, it was very funny to all. But little did we know

that Reginald's upside-down magic made him the perfect host for...

Shadow magic.

The dark side to our magic.

Magic that exists solely to cause chaos and anarchy.

We were able to overcome the beast that Reginald had become,

but just barely.

[CROWS CAWING]

Shadow magic cannot work without a human host.

And UDMs are its sole target.

Like, how a crack in a piece of fruit

allows the rot to seep in.

That's you. You are that cracked fruit.

So. You will stay down here.

You will not practice magic. And your magic will die.

But better it than all of us.

I suspect there are no further questions.

Thank you. Skriff. Skriff!

As you were.

Okay. Well then,

let's begin with my inaugural lecture,

"How to deal with having all of your dreams crushed

"by smushing your feelings into a ball deep inside your stomach."

Now. Write this down.

Step one, take your feelings and smush them real good

into a tiny ball deep inside your stomach.

"Step one...

"do everything I can to get my magic right-side up,

"and become a real Fluxer."

[SIGHS]

Welcome to Honors Flare class.

It's called "Honors" because it is an honor to be here.

And, if any of you do not live up to that honor,

you will be demoted immediately.

Now, small piece of business before we get started.

In a few weeks, Sage will hold our Annual Founders' Day,

a celebration of our distinguished alumni.

As part of the festivities, there will be a student presentation.

Each school will select its top two first-year students.

Those students will compete in a head to head battle we like to call

the Sage Match.

The winner from each school gets to perform for the alumni,

and all of Sage, in the Founders' Day presentation.

Now. On to our studies.

Flaring is more than making fire.

Flaring is the modulated application of heat.

Reina!

You had a rather good evaluation, didn't you?

Come down. You see, Reina,

even the most basic Flare can light a candle.

But popcorn...

See, that requires just the right touch.

Let's see if you have it.

I am a flame-throwing rock star.

[SIGHS] PROFESSOR ARGON: Reina, how do you think you did?

Terribly.

I'm sorry, Professor.

First day jitters.

First day jitters? Okay. Sure.

Do you know how many first days you get?

One. Sit.

Now. Next victim.

Let's see if you can do better than "terribly."

Not that I care,

but will we be having like, a class today?

Class? You kids would rather sit in a classroom instead of getting out

for a big surprise?

What kind of surprise?

[EXHALES]

[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]

- Are those... - Surprise!

[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Woo-hoo!

[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]

- Well, that looked painful. - Extremely.

So, what did I do wrong? How do you fly that thing?

Um, you don't. You sweep with it.

It's not a flying broom, it's a broom broom.

- For sweeping. - I'm sorry?

What exactly was the surprise part of this "surprise"?

I mean, Nory was surprised when she fell on her butt.

- Up high. - No.

It's a surprise because they're exciting brand-new brooms!

Look at that high-quality straw.

You think that's not expensive? And, hey!

If it doesn't fly, it can still take you places.

Like, anywhere you see trash,

you can go there, now, and you can sweep that trash.

PROFESSOR HAN: You see, kids, fluxing is all in the preparation!

If you don't study an animal, how can you expect to change into one?

So for your evaluation, we asked you to flux

- into a grey tabby kitten. - [CAT MEOWING]

But now, we have to go deeper.

And you have to learn how to flux into

this exact kitten.

Once you've mastered that, then and only then

can you advance to chickens.

And one day, dare to dream, goats.

- [ALL LAUGH] - Yes, indeed, goats!

Nature's jesters! What joy! Mm.

And remember, I'm going to give two of you the opportunity to compete

in the Sage Match for a spot in the Founders' Day presentation.

Take a minute with Miss Ollie Floofenstein.

Make note of the many shapes that make her, her.

From the triangles of her ears

to the ovals on the pads of her paws.

Focus on them.

Take a mental picture and store it deep in your consciousness.

Hmm?

[SIGHS] I'm never gonna get any better until I can get some feline face-time!

Nory, what are you doing here? UDMs aren't supposed to...

Don't mind me, just doing my part to keep this campus spic and span!

By sweeping the lawn?

What can I say, I'm very devoted to my work.

Oh, hello!

Say, would you mind if I gave her a little snug?

- Absolutely no... - Great!

Grey. Soft. Warm.

- Breath smells like tuna... - [SNARLS]

[SCREAMS]

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

Skriff! Skriff!

Oh, jeez! Nory!

- Skriff, if Knightslinger sees this... - No, no, no, she won't.

She won't. Just give me a minute. Okay?

- [SNARLING] - Hey, Nory. Breathe.

You're safe. Okay? Just breathe.

- You're okay. - Look away, class.

Think happy thoughts. Think about goats.

You're making me miss lunch?

Here, dig in.

Mealy. What a garbage day.

Okay. You can hit the dining hall in a few. But first,

you and I need to have a little talk. You know you can't do that again.

- I know. But the thing is I wanna... - Oh, my bad. Go ahead then.

Except don't!

Nory, we're trying to protect you. You know that, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

- Okay. Go chow down. - Thanks!

[SIGHS]

[BARKS]

Hey!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Nory!

Hey! I'm sorry, you want some mustard with that?

Yeah, that sounds good, and a bag of chips.

And get something nice for yourself.

That's awesome.

Hey, Pepper, pass the salt. Get it?

- Never heard that one before. - Hey, Nory?

Yeah?

I just gotta tell you, that thing you turned into?

That was like a cat,

- and a bird, and an elephant, and... - Wait! Hold up.

You talk?

When I have something to say, yeah.

Respect.

Anyway, Nory. It was real cool. I dug it.

Thanks, Andres.

It's nice to get a little support.

But that's the last you're gonna see of...

whatever I was. I'm gonna be the perfect Fluxer for them.

- I know it. - How?

They're not gonna let you near that class or that kitten.

"From the triangles of her ears to the ovals on the pads of her paws."

Whoa! These are great. I didn't know you could draw.

There's a lot you don't know about me, Andres.

No, actually, that's it. I can draw. You know pretty much everything else.

Anyway, I figured I can work off of this.

You think you can draw me shooting fire

- like a real Flare? - Totally!

- Or me landing? - Sure!

- Do not draw me. - Okie-doke.

- So, I decided to see... - Hey. I think you have a fan.

Reina!

- Reina. We sit at the Flare table. - But she's my best...

She is your best opportunity to lose focus,

and fall even further behind.

That's weird.

- She didn't come over. - 'Cause we're the loser table.

FEMALE VOICE: Hey! Who threw that at me?

Yeah, well, I got a plan.

You know the Sage Match? I'm going.

Why? They're not going to let you compete.

I know. But, I'm gonna show them that I can flux the right way.

Proving that us UDMs can be taught to do magic right!

You know what? Nory, I think you can do it.

- I know you can. - [LAUGHS, CLEARS THROAT]

- Thanks, Andres. - Er, disgusting.

Nory can have my sandwich, because I have lost my appetite.

- Up high? - Pass.

Come on!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[POPCORN POPPING]

It's perfect.

Excellent work. Have a seat.

Now, the question is...

who's gonna be the one to take him on?

Reina. Is it you?

[CLINKING]

Okay.

All right. This is...

[POPCORN CRACKS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

...not perfect.

It's close, but not as good as Phillip's.

And honestly, Reina,

I thought you were better than second best.

I guess, I was wrong.

- Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you. - I saw you...

in class.

- Nice work. - Yeah. Nice work being second best.

No. Argon lacks vision.

I can tell you have more power in your little finger

than Phillip has in his whole dumb body.

- Thank you... - Chandra.

And, hey, if you ever want to learn how to harness all that power...

I might have something that can help.

NORY: Excuse me, ma'am, you're blocking important sweeping business.

- [LAUGHS] Nory! - Hey, Reina!

I've missed you.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

- What are you doing? - This? It's...

a top-secret training exercise.

Kind of a UDM's only kinda jam.

We're learning stuff that would blow your mind.

I saw you with those other kids at the dining hall the other day.

It looks like you're all really getting along.

Yeah! Totally! It's going great!

But enough about me, how are you doing?

Are you totally acing your classes? Do you have a million cool friends?

Does everyone know you're the coolest?

I, um.

I'm great.

Everything you said. A million friends. Acing my classes.

Sage is everything I wanted it to be.

I knew you'd set this place on fire. Metaphorically.

It sounds like you're doing amazing, too.

- Well, I have to get back. - Well, I have to get back.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

- See you around? - Yeah. See you.

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

- [THUDS] - [SCREAMS]

Soon enough.

- [MEOWS] - ELLIOT: One second.

- Two. - Come on, Nory.

Three...

[HOWLING]

- SKRIFF: Hey! - [KNOCK AT DOOR]

What the heck is going on in there?

- [THUDS] - [CLATTERS]

- Subtle. - SKRIFF: Never mind.

They don't pay me enough to care. Also, I just generally don't care.

[BARKS]

- Did I hear "Four seconds"? - No and you never will.

- Hey, she might. - She won't.

No! Come on, you guys!

I used to not be able to hold my cat form at all!

And now I've got it for three and a half seconds!

That's huge! And I did that on my own!

I'm gonna get there!

I know it.

I promise to you now. I'm gonna crash the Sage Match,

and prove to the entire faculty that we can be taught!

We can do things the right-side-up way! The Sage way!

- NORY: Guys, tonight, I know it. - ELLIOT: Oh! Maybe we should

- get you some catnip. - NORY: I never thought of catnip.

REINA: She's doing great without me.

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

[PAPER RUSTLING]

"Manifesting your untapped power."

[WIND BLOWING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- Good luck in there. - Thanks.

You're gonna need it.

ELLIOT: And he huffed, and he puffed,

but the wolf couldn't blow the brick house down.

What happened to him after that?

Well, that is inconclusive.

[CHUCKLES] The end.

Mm. Riveting stuff, Elliot. Okay, Nory. You're next.

Nory!

Let's go!

Where's Nory?

- Nory who? - Yeah, which one of us is she?

Never heard of her.

She hasn't been here the whole time, has she?

Hey! Where is she?

Look, Nory's doing it for us, okay? She wants to prove to the whole school

that we can learn real magic.

Prove it how?

- She's going to crash the Sage Match. - Oh. Great.

Okay, everyone, stay here.

Let the Sage Match begin!

[ALL CHEER, APPLAUD]

Flares! Phillip, Reina, you're up!

Begin.

[POPPING]

- Done! - What?

Come forward.

- She did it! - Reina, you will represent the Flares!

[APPLAUDING]

- Next! Let us bring up the Flyers. - Stop the presses!

MS. KNIGHTSLINGER: Oh, Nory, hooray. My day is complete.

- You! Get out! - No.

I have been practicing, and I know I can do this.

I can follow the Sage way. I can be the exact kitten

you want for the exact amount of time.

I know you think I have zero potential, but...

I'm here to tell you that you are wrong.

All want is for you to give me a chance.

But, if you say no, I will respect that.

- No. - I lied!

[MEOWS]

One. Two.

- Nory! - Nory!

- Nory! - Nory!

PROFESSOR HAN: Three.

- Nory! - Nory!

- Four... - [SNARLS]

[GROWLS]

Somebody do something!

Sparkle fire ball. It's her favorite. Maybe it'll help!

What's happening?

What is this?

Nory.

I'm so sorry. Are you okay? I don't know what happened.

I don't know what that was.

- I really didn't mean to... - Reina, I'm okay. It's okay.

Are you sure you're okay?

Skriff.

How many times do we have to tell you to keep your charges in the bunker

where they belong!

The only reason we're not expelling you this instant

is because we need to keep you here to protect the world

from your wonky magic!

Hey, with all due respect, I think she gets it.

As for you, Skriff. If any of the UDMs

are caught practicing magic again, you will be terminated!

- I'll lose my job? - If you're lucky.

And don't even think about attending Founders' Day!

The UDMs are banned!

Come on.

Guys. Guys, say something.

Andres? Pepper?

Elliot?

Come on, fam, what's with the silent treatment?

Wow. Some friends!

I'm practically smothered from all of this kindness and support,

- after the worst day of my entire life! - You got our hopes up, Nory.

Not mine.

Okay, mine. But I hated feeling hopeful.

You told us we wouldn't have to hide in a bunker

- until we just ran out of magic. - But you were wrong.

We're always gonna be upside down.

Yeah. At least until we're just nothing.

- Just people. - Accountants. Dog groomers.

PEPPER: That's why the silent treatment.

Get used to it.

I honestly thought it was gonna work out.

Because I always think things are gonna work out.

Now I know they won't and...

I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry I let you down. - Okay.

- [THUDS] - Butts outta seats!

Come on! Butts minus seats equals you.

- Math! - Where are we going?

On a date with destiny.

Outside. We're just going outside. It's nice out. Come on!

Okay. So, Nory apologized to all of you, right?

But what exactly did she do wrong?

Hmm? I'll tell ya.

She dared to think she could be more

than what Sage told her she was. A UDM.

A hard-luck case with broken magic.

A useless anomaly to be forced into the darkness,

never to be thought of again.

And I sat there at my desk, and I let her apologize to you.

When, like, really, I should have been the one apologizing.

- Why should you apologize? - Yeah,

- you're just doing your job. - Sort of.

My job...

My job for years

has been to watch class after class of UDMs come here,

get their dreams squashed, and leave here broken.

And I have hated every second of it.

- But you kept doing it. - I did.

Because Sage made me feel like I had nothing to offer.

But as long as I did what they said, I could stay here.

But I can't do that anymore.

That ends today.

And that ends today because of Nory.

For the first time in a lot of years, Nory, you...

you made me a believer.

You made me believe that UDMs

could be more than what Sage tells them. So much more.

How? With my stupid magic?

Dude. There is nothing stupid or upside down

- about your magic. - But Sage...

Exactly, Sage. Sage told you your magic is upside down.

But do you actually think that?

Any of you. Nory, when you first discovered your powers,

were you like, "Oh, nuts, I can do magic, but it's wrong."

No! I thought, "I can do magic, and that's cool as heck."

And I still think that. Even if it's wonky.

Even if it's upside down. Even if it doesn't fit in with...

- "The Sage way." - ...the Sage way.

I'm never gonna be magic the Sage way.

Never ever. None of us are. And you know what?

I don't care.

I can be magic my way.

We all can! We can all be magic our way.

Yes! You guys all have amazing powers.

You just have to learn how to harness them and master them.

Yeah? And who's gonna teach us that?

Well, I don't really see anyone else here, so, I guess...

me?

Sorry, um, you?

Yeah, I mean, you're great at raking

and letting us chew gum in class...

But what can you teach us about magic?

You know what? Valid concerns, all of those.

Let me show you something.

[SINGING] Calling all creatures

Feathered, fluffy, furry, fuzzy

They all wanna meet ya

Now we're talking, chirping, squawking

You see, I can teach y'all

And now you all know why

Wait, you're a Fuzzy?

Uh. Correction. I'm an upside-down Fuzzy.

Check it out. Hey, dude, get off my shoulder.

[SINGS] Get off my shoulder

Now it's time to fly

See, the Sage way to be a Fuzzy does not involve dope jams.

But it is my way to be a Fuzzy, and if I say so myself,

it is dynamite.

Wait, so your magic didn't fade after a year?

Let me explain. See, I came to Sage as an orphan.

And knowing I had nobody to go home to, Sage let me stay on and groundskeep.

Eventually they let me work with the UDMs, 'cause, you know,

it takes a weirdo to teach a weirdo. No offense, weirdos.

None taken.

- But you didn't answer Nory's question. - Up high.

- She gets one? Come on! - You know what?

Let's just say I manage to practice my magic on the sly.

It keeps me from fully losing what few marbles I got left.

Anyway, you guys head back to the bunks,

chill out and get some rest. Tomorrow, we get to work.

Hey, you okay?

Today started awful, and then it got way better.

- But... - But?

My best friend, Reina?

- Her magic was weird at the Sage Match. - Weird how?

Just, like different, more intense.

- Oh, well, I'm sure... - I mean,

she's probably been working really hard to sharpen her powers.

I guess they probably are different.

- Yeah, totally. - I could just go talk to her about it.

- You could... - I will.

Thanks for helping me out, Andres! You give really good advice.

Glad I could help.

- [GASPS] - Good evening.

What are you doing here?

I just wanted to offer my congratulations.

On winning the Sage Match, and on the ensuing...

fireworks.

What was that?

I could have killed my friend!

Well, the thing about this particular book of magic is it's not really an...

"a la carte" situation.

You can't pick just one thing from it.

Not without some...

side effects.

Get out!

And take the book with you.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

I said take the book!

You did. Just now. Real loud.

Hey, hey, Reina!

Wait, you're not supposed to be in here.

I mean, technically I'm not supposed to be anywhere.

Okay, what's up? Can I come in?

Uh, I'm tired. It's been a long day. I need to sleep.

We'll catch up later, I promise.

- But... - Nory, go.

- Please. - Okay, but...

[GRUNTS]

So, in order to sharpen our magic we need to turn ourselves into pretzels?

Well, sort of. Here's the thing,

I've been observing this school's training techniques for years.

And it's fine, for them. But in my noggin,

I've been coming up with a counter-curriculum for UDMs.

Stuff like this...

- is a big part of it. - Why?

Because, we gotta focus all that

jiggety-jaggety puberty energy you guys have.

Control your bodies, control your powers.

Now...

[INHALES, EXHALES]

...focus on your power.

Picture it in your mind's eye.

And picture it doing exactly what you want it to do.

Elliot, what do you want your power to do?

I want to be able to shoot fire like the other Flares.

Okay, well, you can't.

It's like asking an orange to be a pickup truck.

It ain't gonna happen, right? But...

what do you want your power to do?

I guess, I want to be able to control it.

Like, make smoke go where I want it to go?

Yes! Fam, you see that?

Don't focus on what you can't do. Focus on what you can do.

And do it as well as you possibly can.

Pepper.

I wanna be able to push things away from me when I wanna.

- Like you. - Oh. Right.

You know what? That's perfect. We can do that.

Nory.

I want to be able to choose what animal I flux into.

- Oh, come on, animal? - Sorry. Animals.

Boom!

Andres.

My man!

- I don't know. - Okay. Well, you know what?

Be with that for now. Embrace the uncertainty.

Because I have got a plan for you. I promise.

This is your plan? A hose? A hose is your plan?

It's a prelude to a plan. Okay? Let me ask you this.

Have you ever just tried to see how far up you go?

No.

Look, my mom told me that if I didn't have my bag, I'd just fly away into space,

and be gone forever, and I'd get sucked into a black hole,

- and my eyes would pop out of my head... - Your mom has a really vivid imagination.

Now. Hear me out. Drop the bag.

I... I can't.

Um, counterpoint, you totally can.

You got this.

Okay.

[CHUCKLING]

- Whoo! This is amazing! - SKRIFF: Okay. I'm letting go.

Hey!

Whoo!

I'm not in space! My eyes are still in my head!

Yeah, they sure are! And, hey, I hope you know!

That's faster than any Flyer can launch, Rocket-boy!

I do now!

I love it! That's me! Rocket-boy!

Okay, so, the thing we're gonna work on with you,

is controlling all that launch power.

- Sound good? - Sounds great!

- Uh, can you help me get down? - Yeah, right.

If I didn't know any better, which I do, I'd say

you're making me rake while you lean against that tree and do nothing.

I mean, I would do it, but you're real good with that rake.

Like, you push the leaves with it,

and the leaves go where you want them to go.

I bet there's an easier way to do it.

[RUSTLING]

No!

Not quite there yet.

Okay, they've been wanting me to get rid of this beehive for, like, a minute.

So, here's the plan.

I'm gonna knock it down, and then you're gonna smoke 'em out.

- I am? When? - Right about...

now!

- Oh, close. Really close. - What about the bees?

[SINGS] Bees, let me offer my apologies

But we need you

To find another hive

And we thank you in advance

Bye-bye

Exactly how many of these things do I have to do?

- Um, like, a million zillion. - But it's so boring.

OMG, I know.

I mean, it's almost like you're learning how to visualize

and physically manifest animal combinations.

Touché.

Here, take a break. The dritten can wait.

Wait, what's a dritten?

A dragon-kitten, dritten.

- Dritten. I like it. - Yeah, this is a dritten.

That's a kittiphant.

That's a sharkitten, and so on.

Like, the more you can see and know and name these things,

the more you can fully be them. Right?

Right.

Dritten. Dritten. Dritten. Dritten.

Oh, no What's going on here

My world is turned around And I'm upside down

Like, oh, oh, right out of nowhere...

What?

My feet are up off the ground And I'm upside down...

Nice!

All of a sudden the bottom floor Is the top floor

The top floor beneath my feet And man it feels so low

Everything's changing This situation's taking me on a ride

All over, around now, chasing me down And I got no place to hide

If everyone could walk...

Because you're wonky.

The king of that world no one would dare To knock on my door botherin' me

I'm feelin' the speed Been feeling this H-E-A-T

Inevitable, it's out of control Turning me inside out and upside down

Oh, no What's going on here

My world has turned around And I'm upside down

Like, oh, oh

Right outta nowhere

My feet are up off the ground And I'm upside down now

Knocked down, right down Down, down, down

Smacked down, right down Down, down, down

Man down, man down Down, down, down

So, turn around right now Down, down, down

My world's flipped inside and out I've been in a cloud, but now

Instead of livin' it up I'm livin' it down

Looked as a clown The frown I've caused

Assume you're the king Then do a few things

Don't think there's a price to pay

But look at me now, I've been in a cage And put my life on delay

- Meow! - Meow!

Upside down now

Knocked down, right down Down, down, down

Smacked down, right down Down, down, down

Man down, man down Down, down, down...

So turn around right now Down, down, down

- You're better than all of them, you know. - Go away.

I'm afraid I can't do that. You already used my book.

You're stuck with me. So why fight it?

Just look at these fools with their parlor tricks.

Writing their names. Popping corn. Sparkly fireballs.

You team up with me...

we can have real power.

- Just say the word. - No! I said go away!

- Hey, Reina, are you okay? - Chandra! She won't leave me alone!

Who's Chandra?

What do you mean, "Who's Chandra?" She's right here!

- There's... There's nobody there. - What?

I forgot to tell you, Reina...

you're the only one who can see me.

I'm gonna go.

Stop! Stop running from your destiny.

- What do you want from me? - I want you to know your worth, Reina.

You don't think you're good enough, do you?

You think everyone here is better than you and you are wrong.

Reginald thought he wasn't good enough either.

- Who? - A former Flare. A former friend.

He was very insecure, but he was very powerful.

You are even more insecure, but even more powerful.

He was good. But you, Reina...

are perfect.

Yes, good, smile, revel in your perfection.

Everyone will know of it soon.

- What's happening? - You are.

Whether you know it or not,

you are accepting the shadow magic into you.

You are tired of hiding in the shadows, when you can be the shadow.

Say it.

Say you're tired.

- I'm tired! - Then wake up.

Hey! Sparkplugs! Any of you seen Reina?

Well! If it isn't the UDM who nearly destroyed the Founders Hall

by turning into some kind of crazy monster.

[LAUGHS] Yeah, and I was in a good mood. But now, I'm in a bad mood.

- She went that way. - Thanks.

- We are awake. - Reina!

We are not Reina.

We are the thing that has been waiting all these years.

Shadow magic.

- So you don't only prey on UDMs. - Of course not.

But soon we will prey on everyone.

We will bring this entire school to its knees.

But for now...

we will start with you!

- Reina, I'm gonna save you. I promise. - We do not need saving!

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

C'mon, dorks, tell me where she went.

If anyone from the school sees her out there after curfew,

we're all hosed.

- How'd you even know she snuck out? - Um, a little bird told me.

Literally. His name's Todd. Todd the little bird.

Skriff! Reina! Shadow magic, the school.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.

My best friend Reina has been acting weird,

and her magic wasn't hers. But it's because the shadow magic got her.

And she said it's gonna bring the entire school to its knees!

Wow.

No way.

- Well? - I'm thinking.

And it's been a minute since I've done that,

- so I would appreciate the patience. - Let's get out there and stop it!

It's probably destroying the school right now! Come on!

No. You guys...

- it's waiting. - For what?

For when it can do the most damage.

French bread pizza day!

What? It's like the most popular day at the dining hall!

Everyone loves French bread pizza!

- I mean, it is really good. - Fresh basil.

- They know what they're doing. - Yeah.

Founders' Day.

Boom.

Founders' Day is tomorrow. We go to Knightslinger right now and tell her.

Tell her what, exactly?

You think she's gonna believe you, after everything you've pulled?

Because I know she won't. Then nobody will be able to help you.

- So, what can we do? - We can get some rest.

We need to make darn sure we're ready for anything tomorrow. Okay?

- Okay! - Okay!

What a beautiful morning.

They'll never see it coming.

Okay. Well, I guess this is the part where I should probably...

say something inspiring. So, um...

something inspiring.

Did you mean to say that you believe in each and every one of us,

and that as long as we have faith in ourselves, and each other,

there's no evil we can't conquer?

Maybe?

And that even though the school sees us as a bunch of mess-ups and wackos,

we're gonna save them anyway because that's the right thing to do.

Yeah, that's pretty...

And no matter what happens, no matter how today turns out,

we can say that we gave it our all by doing the thing we do best,

which is being our truest selves!

So, let's get out there and kick shadow magic's stupid butt!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

I mean, I wouldn't have said "stupid butt," but yeah,

the rest of that sounds really good.

- Let's go! - [CHEERING]

[ALL APPLAUD]

Students, faculty, distinguished alumni.

Welcome to Founder's Day.

Today, we celebrate all things Sage.

Our grand traditions, our thrilling past

and our brilliant future.

Now, let the cavalcade of talent begin!

I'd like to bring to the stage

one of our most promising first-year students.

Reina Carvajal!

Reina, come on up here and show 'em what you got! [LAUGHS]

You think that's impressive?

Wanna see something even better?

Okay.

You asked for it.

Distinguished alumni...

[VOICE INTENSIFIES] ...it has been far too long.

But I promise my return will be very...

memorable.

[WHISPERING]

[SNARLS]

Look upon me with wonder...

for I will be the last thing any of you ever see!

- [GROWLS] - [ALL SCREAM]

- Shadow magic! - But how?

She isn't a UDM! Clearly, we were wrong about that!

Not today, shadow!

Flares! Shut it down!

Launch fireball!

[ALL SCREAM]

Fuzzies, we need your animal allies! Summon the birds of prey!

ALL: Birds attack!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Flyers!

[GROWLS]

MS. KNIGHTSLINGER: What are you all doing? Fly harder!

Obviously the monster's power is forcing them back down to earth, Linda!

Do not call me Linda in front of the students!

Fluxers! Take your animal forms!

- [CLUCKING] - [MOOS]

Oh, okay, not exactly fierce! Never mind!

Solid effort, though!

PROFESSOR LEWIS: Flickers! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Tear it apart!

PROFESSOR ARGON: Now there's even more of them!

I'm doomed!

- We've tried everything! - No! Not everything!

There's one school left.

What are you going to do, Skriff? You're upside down!

Yeah, and we're here to turn things right-side up.

[SNARLS]

Let's narrow the playing field!

SKRIFF: That's it! Push it back into one monster again!

ELLIOT: You got this! Yes! That's it! You're doing it!

[SCREAMS]

- SKRIFF: Elliot! - [SCREAMS]

- NORY: You got it! Yes! - SKRIFF: Smoke it out!

Yeah, it can't see through all that smoke!

- Yeah! - [SNARLS]

Andres, now!

Hey! Monster!

Come at me, bro!

- You need to go! - Come on! Do it!

- [SNARLS] - Come on, Rocket-boy!

Make it chase you.

Pepper, now!

[ALL SCREAM]

SKRIFF: It's getting tangled up!

Yes!

Okay, Nory, take us home!

Okay. Dritten. Dritten. Dritten!

SKRIFF: Get it to try and catch you!

Yeah, Nory,

- you're too fast for it! - PEPPER: It's working!

It can't catch you!

- Come on! - Come on, Nory! You're doing it!

- SKRIFF: It's all twisted around! - PEPPER: It's getting tired!

[SCREAMS]

- Yeah, kick that monster's stupid butt! - ELLIOT: Come on!

SKRIFF: It's getting dizzy!

- PEPPER: It's tangled, it's gonna fall! - Come on! Show it who's boss!

It's down! Finish it off!

- PROFESSOR ARGON: Flares! - MS. KNIGHTSLINGER: Flyers!

Fuzzies! Fluxers!

[GROWLS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Skriff! What is your girl doing?

We can destroy this thing!

Yeah, well, "this thing" is her best friend.

Reina! Reina, I know you're in there.

Reina, I need you to fight harder than you've ever fought in your life.

Reina, listen to me!

You are a flame-throwing rock star. And this is a lot.

But... we got this.

- [SNARLS] - [SHOUTS]

- What is that? - Sparkle Fireball.

For sure, no doubt. It's my favorite.

[SNARLS]

Reina, you got this!

[EXPLODES]

Reina!

Are you okay?

Come on.

Nory?

Yeah, Reina?

Remember when I said I was doing great?

Yeah?

I wasn't.

- I wasn't, either. - [BOTH LAUGH]

But I'll tell you what, I'm doing a lot better now.

Me, too.

- [ALL CHEER, APPLAUD] - Up high!

Yes! We did it!

NORY: As you can imagine, Sage underwent a lot of changes after that.

The UDM program was discontinued,

and all of us UDMs joined our respective schools.

Elliot's an official Flare.

[BLOWS AIR]

Andres is flying circles around the Flyers.

Pepper's a star amongst Flickers.

Skriff is knocking them dead as an official Fuzzy professor.

[SINGING] Come on let's show 'Em how it's done

Because we wanna make it fun

- NORY: And me? - Hmm.

Kitten, panda, penguin.

Oh. Is that all?

Step back.

Reina was right.

Sage is teaching me to be the best abomination I can be!

[ALL CHEER, APPLAUD]

Pretty soon, everyone forgot about the Sage way.

That's the old way.

The new way is to let kids be themselves.

After all, everybody has their something.

And letting everybody be the most of their something they can be...

that's the real magic.

[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]