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[ SLOW MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC
PLAYS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
LAUGHTER ]
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WHERE IS MY BRIDE?
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[ WIND WHISTLING,
CHIMES TINKLING ]
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MY WEDDING DRESS.
QUICKLY, PUT IT ON.
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SOON YOU'LL LIVE YOUR LIFE
IN JEWELS AND NOT CHAINS.
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[ WOMAN CHANTING ]
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COME, CHILD.
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YOUR GROOM AWAITS YOU.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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All: HONEYBEES,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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HONEYBEES, ALL RIGHT!
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WHOO! HONEYBEES,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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HONEYBEES, ALL RIGHT!
WHOO!
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GO...GO...
GO...GO...
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HONEYBEES!HONEYBEES!
HONEYBEES!HONEYBEES!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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YOU READY, HILDENBURG?
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YES.
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GREAT.
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I HAVE ONE QUESTION.
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WHY AM I DRESSED LIKE
ONE OF THE FENMORE FOXES?
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AREN'T THEY OUR HATED
CROSSTOWN RIVALS?
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YES...BUT...
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THIS YEAR'S THEME IS UNITY...
FOR ALL CHEERLEADERS.
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OH.
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HAVE FUN.
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[ JEERING AND CATCALLING ]
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Cheerleaders:
WIPE OUT THE FOXES!
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UGH!
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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Both: BOYS ARE CHEATS
AND LIARS.
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THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE.
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THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
TO GET TO SECOND...
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BASEBALL, BASEBALL,
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE.
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IF YOU LET HIM GO ALL THE WAY,
THEN YOU ARE A...
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HOR...TICULTURE STUDIES
FLOWERS --
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T.
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OH, YES, SHE DID.
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GIRLFRIEND'S BOOTY BE
ALL WRAPPED UP IN LICIOUS.
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ALL WRAPPED UP.
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YOU'RE PRETTY DOPE AND PHAT
YOURSELVES.
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LING-LING!
YOU FORGOT LUNCH, BABY PIE!
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CHICKEN
WITH FRIED VEGETABLE,
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BULGOGI, AND KIMCHI.
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THANKS, MOM.
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OKAY. YOU ALL LEARN
REAL GOOD NOW.
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LING-LING?LING-LING?
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CAN SOMEBODY ANSWER
THE PHONE?
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OH, DANG,
THAT'S MESSED UP.
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[ LAUGHS ][ LAUGHS ]
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OUT OF ALL THE KOREAN
LIQUOR STORES,
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WHY DID MY DAD HAVE TO
WALK INTO THAT ONE?
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I'M RETURNING YOUR PAPERS
ON THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS.
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I'M SAD TO REPORT THAT EDEN,
HERE, GOT THE ONLY "A."
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WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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I MEAN, SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE
WHO WAS ACTUALLY THERE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ GIGGLES ]
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[ SPEAKS ANGRILY
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
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[ GIGGLES ]
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VICE-PRINCIPAL BERNARD.
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OH, MISS SPENCER,
WONDERFUL JOB THIS MORNING.
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YOU CERTAINLY KNOW
HOW TO WHIP UP A CROWD.
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AS PRETTY AS YOU ARE, I BET
YOU REALLY WHIPPED THEM UP
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BACK WHEN YOU WERE
CHEERLEADING CAPTAIN, HMM?
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ME? OH, NO, NO, NO.
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I WAS MUCH MORE OF A BAND
CHICK, ACTUALLY -- TUBA --
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LEAD TUBA -- HONOR BAND.
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[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, THEN YOU WOULDN'T MIND
WRITING US SOME PASSES
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SO WE COULD, UH,
PRACTICE SOME NEW MOVES?
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OH, JESSICA,
I-I-I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
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YOU KNOW, THAT TROPHY
IS GONNA LOOK SO GOOD
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IN YOUR OFFICE.
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OH...
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ALL RIGHT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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* THAT'S WHAT GIRLS DO
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* THEY KEEP YOU GUESSING
THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH *
[ ALL CHEERING ]
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* PLAY YOUR EMOTIONS,
PUSH ALL YOUR BUTTONS *
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* IT'S TRUE
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* THAT'S WHAT GIRLS DO
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* THAT'S WHAT WE DO
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[ GIGGLING ]
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WHOO!
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* YOU ASK ME WHY I GOTTA PLAY
SO HARD TO GET *
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OHH! UGH! OH!
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* YOU ASK ME DO I PLAY IT COOL
JUST TO MAKE YOU SWEAT *
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MMM!
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
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UM...
HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
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IT'S OKAY.
IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
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[ SMACKS LIPS ]
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REALLY?!
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THANKS.
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* ...THROUGH TO YOU-U-U-U-U
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* THAT'S WHAT GIRLS DO
[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]
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* THEY KEEP YOU GUESSING...
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WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THAT,
ASSHOLE?
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YOU ARE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
IN THIS BUSINESS.
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[ GASPS ]
YOU TOTAL BINGER!
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APRIL, THIS IS GONNA GO
STRAIGHT TO YOUR ASS.
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"ITCHBAY" ALERT.
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BIANCA.
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[ SIGHS ]
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JESSICA,
YOU LOOK GREAT!
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ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING
DIFFERENT
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OR JUST HANGING OUT
WITH SKANKIER FRIENDS?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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WOW, BIANCA,
YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD, TOO.
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UM...ARE YOU EATING LESS
OR JUST BARFING MORE?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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BARFING MORE.
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GOOD LUCK
AT THE CHEER COMPETITION.
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YEAH.
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YOU TOO.
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[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
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HMM...
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[ ALARM RINGING ]
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[ ALL LAUGHING ]
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BYE-BYE.
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AGH!
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OH!OH, MY GOD!
OH!OH!
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LET'S GO, WINONA.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION,
GIGGLING ]
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April: JESS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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HANG ON A SEC.
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WHOA.
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THIS IS KIND OF COOL.
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[ Foreign accent ]
CAN I HELP YOU LADIES?
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OH, YEAH.
WHAT IS THIS?
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OH, YEAH,
I LIKE THAT, TOO.
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IT'S ACTUALLY
A SENEGALESE LUTE
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CARVED FROM DEERWOOD,
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USED FOR FERTILITY
RITUALS AND...
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SURE. YEAH.
COOL.
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OH, AND YOU CAN PUT
YOUR WEED IN THERE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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OH, YEAH.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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IT'S ACTUALLY A MODEL
OF THE PRISON ON ROBBEN ISLAND
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WHERE NELSON MANDELA
WAS HELD 27 YEARS.
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OH.OH.
AND BEFORE THE COLLAPSE
OF APARTHEID, OF COURSE.
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YEAH, HE CAME OUT
PRETTY HATE-FREE, THOUGH,
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YOU KNOW, READY TO HEAL --
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WENT ON TO BECOME
THE PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA
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AFTER THAT -- AFTER THEY FREED
HIM, OF COURSE, SURE.
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WOW.
YEAH.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T REALIZE THIS,
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BUT YOU CAN PUT
YOUR WEED IN THERE.
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OH.
[ CHUCKLES ][ CHUCKLES ]
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THIS IS GREAT. SURE.
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WELL, IF YOU HAVE
ANY MORE QUESTIONS,
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I'LL BE IN THE BACK
SLEEPING, SO...
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GREAT.
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OKAY. THANKS.
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OH, ACTUALLY,
THIS IS THE BACK. SORRY.
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OH.OH.
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THIS STUFF MAKES ME FEEL SO
PROUD TO BE AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
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LING-LING!
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YOU WALK RIGHT BY
CRAZY NAIL,
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NO SAY "HI" ME.
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HI, MOM.
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BYE, GIRLS!
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Fake pearls!
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[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]
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[ UP-TEMPO DRUM MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ MUSIC SWELLS ]
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[ WIND WHISTLING,
CHIMES TINKLING ]
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[ Foreign accent ]
STOP BANGING THOSE DRUMS!
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I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU COULD HEAR THAT.
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OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT THOSE EARRINGS.
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I'D BE THE ENVY
OF EVERY GIRL AT PROM.
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[ GASPS ]
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NOT LIKE THAT WAS
IN JEOPARDY OR ANYTHING.
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[ GIRLS LAUGH ]
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UM, EXCUSE ME.
HOW MUCH ARE THESE?
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NOT FOR SALE.
THAT'S A GENUINE ARTIFACT.
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OH.
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No!
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No!
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OKAY, I'M ALL SET.
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IS THAT ALL YOU GOT --
$18?!
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IT'S A GAS STATION.
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EVERYBODY PAYS WITH
CREDIT CARDS NOWADAYS.
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HELP YOURSELF
TO SOME NACHOS.
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[ ALL GIGGLING ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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HEY, THAT'S FOR
DOUG FLUTIE'S KIDS!
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AAH!
[ BELL DINGS ]
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[ TIRES SQUEAL, BELL DINGS ]
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AAH!AAH!
OH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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[ TIRES SQUEAL, BELL DINGS ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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[ TIRES SQUEAL, BELL DINGS ]
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
I'M IN HERE!
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[ BELL DINGS ]
HELP!
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WHOO!
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[ TIRES SQUEAL, BELL DINGS ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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AGH!
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AGH!
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[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]
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YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
[ LAUGHS ]
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REALLY GOOD.
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UM, EXCUSE ME...
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[ GASPING ]
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THE GAS CAP'S
ON THAT SIDE.
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MM-HMM.
OH, I'M SORRY.
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[ GIRLS LAUGH ]
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UH, HELLO...
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FULL SERVICE.
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AND, UM, COULD YOU,
LIKE, CHECK THE OIL
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AND ALL THAT OTHER JUNK
UNDER THE HOOD?
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LIKE HIS JOB
IS THAT HARD.
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[ ALL LAUGH ]
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MINIMUM WAGE
FOR A MAXIMUM LOSER.
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OH, GOOD ONE.
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HEY...CHECK THIS OUT.
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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OW!
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[ ALL LAUGHING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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SORRY. ACCIDENT.
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YOU'RE SO BAD!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M OKAY.
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IT'S OKAY. I'M OKAY.
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HEY, HOW MUCH YOU BET
I CAN GET HIM AGAIN?
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
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OH. UHH.
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[ SIZZLING ]
OW! OH!
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[ ALL GIGGLING ]
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OOPS.
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[ BELL DINGS, HORN HONKS ]
WHOO!
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* IT'S THE SUMMER,
THE SUMMER *
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* YO, MY CATS ARE TRIPPIN',
IT'S THE SUMMER *
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00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,289
* I'LL GET MY SWERVE ON,
FIGHT EVIL VILLAINS GONE *
245
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:42,589
* SO COME ON NOW
246
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,827
YAY!
* I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN A ROOM
NOT WAITING FOR LONG *
247
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,629
* AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH
248
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,464
* I DON'T EVEN WANT TO
SING THIS SONG *
249
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,167
* THE SUN IS UP, THAT'S WHAT
MY CREW IS ALL ABOUT... *
250
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,468
I'M SO PRETTY.
251
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,736
BOOGER.
252
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,705
[ GIGGLING ]
253
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,407
BOOGER! [ SIGHS ]
254
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,910
I TOLD YOU NOT TO
GO THROUGH MY STUFF.
255
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,744
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WEARING MY BRA?!
256
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,746
I'M NOT WEARING YOUR BRA.
257
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,516
I WAS SIMPLY HOLDING IT
AGAINST MYSELF.
258
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,418
GET OUT OF MY ROOM,
YOU LITTLE TURD!
259
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,853
WAIT A MINUTE.
260
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,755
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
261
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,924
NOTHING.
262
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,393
[ GASPS ]
263
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,896
DID THAT CAVANAUGH KID
DO THIS TO YOU?
264
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,100
[ SIGHS ]
265
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,903
ALL RIGHT. COME HERE.
266
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,905
HE IS SUCH A PUNK.
267
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,241
YOU KNOW,
ONE OF THESE DAYS,
268
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,875
HE'S GONNA GET IT.
269
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,044
THERE YOU GO.
270
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,778
BETTER.
271
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,615
IS THAT MY LIPSTICK?!
272
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,553
[ SMOOCHES ]
273
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,121
[ SCOFFS ]
274
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,190
OHHHHH!
275
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,093
[ HORN HONKS ]
276
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,462
[ INTRODUCTION TO BUTCH WALKER'S
"TAKE TOMORROW" PLAYS ]
277
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,305
* GIVE ME ALL YOUR FEAR
278
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,108
* THROW IT ALL AWAY
279
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,644
* AND THINK ABOUT
THE GOOD THINGS *
280
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:15,115
* NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
281
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:18,418
* WE'LL TAKE TOMORROW, BABY
282
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,220
* YEAH
283
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:24,257
* ONE DAY AT A TIME
284
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,297
Hey.
285
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,831
Hi.
286
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,639
[ SIGHS SOFTLY ]
287
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,675
[ SIGHS ]
288
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,312
OH, JESS,
WHEN YOU DO THAT...
289
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,281
MY WHOLE LEG TINGLES
AND SHAKES.
290
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,749
REALLY?
291
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,086
WELL, WHAT HAPPENS
IF I KISS YOU...
292
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,421
THERE?
293
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,089
[ GRUNTS ]
294
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,624
[ LAUGHS ]
295
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:01,294
YOU HAVE TO COME SNOWBOARDING
WITH ME THIS WEEKEND.
296
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,596
OH, SILLY BILLY NILLY,
297
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,666
I TOLD YOU I'M NOT
HAVING SEX WITH YOU.
298
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,867
NO.
299
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,436
WE COULD SIP HOT CHOCOLATE
300
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,038
AND PLAY SCRABBLE
WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER.
301
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,172
[ LAUGHS ]
302
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,341
YOU CALL IT
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
303
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,843
I'M STILL NOT HAVING SEX
WITH YOU.
304
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:17,844
[ SIGHS ]
305
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,112
BILLY...
306
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,448
LOOK...
307
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,983
YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
THIS IS TO ME.
308
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,519
AND WHEN THAT
SPECIAL MOMENT HAPPENS,
309
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:30,357
I JUST...I WANT IT
TO BE PERFECT.
310
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:34,161
I WOULD NEVER DREAM
OF RUSHING YOU.
311
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,163
[ GASPS ]
312
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,065
THANK YOU, BILLY.
313
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,899
OH...
314
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:43,370
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
WE COULD DRIVE UP TOGETHER.
315
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,238
I'LL WAIT BEHIND FOR YOU.
316
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,407
[ LAUGHS ]
FRONT...BEHIND...
317
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,941
I'M STILL NOT DOING IT.
318
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,114
GOOD NIGHT, BILLY.
319
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,884
[ SIGHS ]
320
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:04,124
[ B.T. EXPRESS' "DO IT
('TIL YOU'RE SATISFIED)" PLAYS ]
321
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,365
[ LAUGHS ]
322
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,538
[ LAUGHS ]
323
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,773
OH, YOUR LIFE IS LIKE
A FAIRYTALE.
324
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,376
YOU AND BILLY ARE, LIKE,
TOTALLY DISNEY.
325
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,445
YOU KNOW,
IT'S SCARY SOMETIMES.
326
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,581
I JUST...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
327
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,718
IF THINGS WEREN'T
SO...PERFECT.
328
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:35,855
I'm so glad
you're my best friend.
329
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,258
* OOOH
[ CHUCKLES ]
330
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,759
* GO ON AND DO IT
331
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,261
* DO IT
[ LAUGHING ]
332
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,962
* DO IT 'TIL YOU'RE SATISFIED
333
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,864
* WHATEVER IT IS
334
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,899
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
335
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,735
OKAY. GOOD NIGHT.
336
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,537
BYE.
337
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,105
[ BEEP ]
338
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,906
[ SIGHS ]
339
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,577
[ WIND WHISTLING,
CHIMES TINKLING ]
340
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,649
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
341
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,487
[ EXHALING DEEPLY ]
342
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,371
[ SIGHS ]
343
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,653
[ URINATING ]
344
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,427
AAAAAAAH!
345
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,397
[ GASPING, WHIMPERING ]
346
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,035
AAAAAAAAH!
347
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,672
AAH!
348
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,674
[ THUD ]
349
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,278
[ GASPS ]
350
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,114
AAH! AAH!
351
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,982
AAH!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
352
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,319
JESSICA, HONEY,
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
353
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,653
[ High-pitched ]
YES, MOTHER.
354
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:17,123
IT'S JUST A SPIDER.
355
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,527
A REALLY BIG,
DISGUSTING SPIDER.
356
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,828
[ WHIMPERING ]
357
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,233
[ Dial tone ]
358
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,734
[ DIALING ]
359
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,237
Hi. It's April.
Leave me a message.
360
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,172
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
361
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,741
[ PANTING, MUTTERING ]
362
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,043
OH, IT'S SICK!
363
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,912
SICK!
364
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,748
OH! OH!
365
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,550
[ PANTING ]
366
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,287
OH!
367
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,597
OW! OH!
368
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,332
OW! OW! OOH!
369
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,033
[ DOG BARKS ]
370
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,307
[ GASPS ]
371
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:28,261
HEY, DAD! CAN I HAVE
THIS CAKE FOR BREAKFAST?
372
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:31,831
[ Deep voice ] UH, YEAH.
WHATEVER. GO FOR IT.
373
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,636
BOOGER, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING
374
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,306
EATING MY BOSS'S CAKE?
375
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,611
I-I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID
I COULD EAT IT.
376
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,917
[ SNORTS ]
[ CAR ALARM BEEPING ]
377
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,985
[ BEEPING STOPS ]
378
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:56,155
[ B.T. EXPRESS' "DO IT
('TIL YOU'RE SATISFIED)" PLAYS ]
379
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,624
OOH-AH.
380
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,258
GOD...
381
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,064
WHERE'S MY...?!
382
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,099
[ BELL RINGS ]
383
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:10,570
[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGING ]
384
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,104
HELLO?
385
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,441
[ Deep voice ] April,
it's me -- Jessica.
386
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,776
I NEED YOU TO MEET ME
RIGHT AFTER CLASS
OUT BY THE TRACK.
387
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,011
IS THIS REALLY JESSICA?
388
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,079
YES!
389
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,281
OH, MY GOD,
ARE YOU GETTING A COLD?
390
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,617
THE COMPETITION'S ONLY
A WEEK AWAY.
391
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,853
WE MAY HAVE
BIGGER PROBLEMS.
392
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,197
Jessica: [ High-pitched ]
APRIL...
393
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,103
APRIL...
394
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,506
[ Deep, gruff voice ]
APRIL!
395
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,641
AGH!
396
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,009
AH!
397
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,644
WHOA! [ GASPS ]
398
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:53,980
UGH!
399
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,648
YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
400
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,317
I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY
ON MY KEY CHAIN!
401
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:05,825
[ High-pitched ] APRIL,
I NEED YOU SO BAD RIGHT NOW.
402
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,293
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
403
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,995
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
404
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:14,401
IT'S ME...
405
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,436
JESSICA!
406
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,409
[ Crying ] I'M IN HERE.
407
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,144
[ WHINING ]
408
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,879
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER?
409
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:30,817
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
410
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,153
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING...
411
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,923
LIKE THIS.
412
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,024
AAH!
413
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,826
[ GASPING ]
414
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,429
AND WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT THESE THINGS?!
AAH! AAH!
415
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,664
THEY GO STRAIGHT
TO YOUR ASS!
416
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,499
PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE
LOOKING FOR ME!
417
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,501
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
I'M WARNING YOU!
418
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,703
PLEASE, I'M JESSICA!
AAH!
419
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,939
AAH! AAAH!
AAAAAAAH!
420
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,575
AGH! AGH! OHH!
421
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,077
AAAH! OH! OH! OH!
422
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,847
UGH! OHH!
423
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,582
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
424
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,617
[ GROANING ]
425
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,926
AAH! OHH!
426
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,863
UGH! OH! AAH!
427
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,265
AAH! AGH! OH! UGH!
428
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,767
AGH! OHH!
429
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,244
[ Crying ] OH, MY GOD!
430
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,149
I THINK I BROKE A RIB!
431
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:40,653
MY EYES BURN!
432
00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:44,524
I CAN'T BREATHE!
433
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:50,262
THIS MORNING,
I WOKE UP A MAN!
434
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:55,301
THIS IS BY FAR
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
435
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,669
[ PANTING ]
436
00:23:57,704 --> 00:24:01,273
APRIL!
437
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:04,644
DO YOU REMEMBER
IN SECOND GRADE
438
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:08,080
[ SNIFFLES ] WHEN YOU MOVED HERE
FROM ARKANSAS?
439
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:12,118
EVERYBODY THREW ROCKS
AT YOU...
440
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,420
BECAUSE YOU TALKED FUNNY
441
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,690
AND YOUR FRONT TWO TEETH
WERE BROWN!
442
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,358
[ GASPS ]
443
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:27,700
I WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
444
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:36,308
I GAVE YOU THAT LOCKET
AROUND YOUR NECK
445
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:39,478
WHEN YOUR GRANDMOTHER
WAS SICK.
446
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:42,615
AND YOU SAID...
447
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,517
YOU SAID...
448
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:51,123
WE'D BE BESTEST FRIENDS
FOREVER.
449
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,826
[ COUGHS, SNIFFLES ]
450
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:58,264
[ GASPS ]
451
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:06,639
BOYS ARE CHEATS
AND LIARS.
452
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,341
THEY'RE SUCH
A BIG DISGRACE.
453
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:13,245
Together: THEY WILL TELL YOU
ANYTHING TO GET TO SECOND...
454
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:18,250
BASEBALL, BASEBALL,
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE.
455
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:22,388
IF YOU LET HIM GO ALL THE WAY,
THEN YOU ARE A...
456
00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,591
HOR...TICULTURE STUDIES FLOWERS.
457
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,926
GEOLOGIST STUDIES ROCKS.
458
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,061
THE ONLY THING
A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
459
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,196
IS PLACE TO PUT HIS...
460
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,831
COCK...ROACHES, BEETLES,
461
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,532
BUTTERFLIES, AND BUGS.
462
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,168
NOTHING MAKES HIM HAPPIER
THAN A GIANT PAIR OF...
463
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:39,505
JUG...GLERS AND ACROBATS,
A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK.
464
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:43,643
ALL GUYS REALLY WANT TO DO IS --
FORGET IT, NO SUCH LUCK.
465
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:48,247
[ GASPS ]
466
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,882
OH, MY GOD!
467
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,585
OH, MY GOD!
468
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,286
[ GASPS ]
469
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,591
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
470
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,259
[ WHINES ]
471
00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,561
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
472
00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,030
OKAY, OKAY.
473
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,932
[ BELL RINGS ]
474
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,433
[ SIGHS ]
475
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:08,801
HERE.
476
00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:10,737
GO TO MY HOUSE
AND WAIT FOR ME IN MY ROOM.
477
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:14,874
DON'T WORRY. WE'RE GONNA
FIGURE THIS THING OUT.
478
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,442
HERE.
479
00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:18,745
[ GROANS SOFTLY ]
480
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:26,485
YOU ARE MY BESTEST,
BESTEST FRIEND.
481
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:28,020
[ SNIFFLES ]
482
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,421
OW! OW!
483
00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:30,589
OW.
484
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,925
WATCH THE BEARD.
485
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:34,794
SORRY.
486
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:38,464
[ ROXY SAINT'S "FIRECRACKER"
PLAYS ]
487
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,300
OH!
488
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:46,472
* SO, COME ON, BABY, LISTEN
489
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:47,774
* WITH 20/20 VISION
490
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,275
* I KNOCK OUT COMPETITION
491
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:54,981
HI.
492
00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:56,448
[ COUGHS ]
493
00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:58,851
OKAY, SO, LISTEN,
SHE BOUGHT IT.
494
00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:02,254
I TOLD YOUR MOM THAT
YOU'RE GOING ON THAT SKI
TRIP WITH BILLY'S FAMILY,
495
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,156
AND THAT'LL AT LEAST
BUY US THE WEEKEND.
496
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,325
YOU THINK I'LL BE STUCK
LIKE THIS ALL WEEKEND?!
497
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:10,029
[ CRIES ]
498
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:18,971
[ BUZZES ]
499
00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:20,039
OW!
500
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,875
AAH!
501
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,845
[ GRUNTING ]
502
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:26,946
OH!
503
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,047
GROSS.
504
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,515
[ BUZZING ]
505
00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:31,784
AGH!
506
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,720
I'VE GOT HAIR
EVERYWHERE --
507
00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:37,389
IN MY NOSE, IN MY EARS,
ON MY CHIN.
508
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:39,225
I'M AFRAID TO LOOK
ANYWHERE ELSE.
509
00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,793
[ SHUDDERS ]
510
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,628
IT'S LIKE I'M AN AD
FOR HAIR.
511
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,898
OKAY, WELL, LISTEN,
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.
512
00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:48,901
OKAY.
513
00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:52,138
AHH...
514
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,906
YEAH.
515
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,308
OKAY.
AGAINST THE GRAIN.
516
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,543
OKAY, READY?
MM-HMM.
517
00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:59,311
HOLD STILL.
518
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,412
[ RIP ]
AAAH!
519
00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:03,950
GRRRAH! AGH!
520
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:07,519
OW.
521
00:28:07,553 --> 00:28:09,822
UH...
522
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,924
OW.
523
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,692
SO...
524
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,194
[ GRUNTS ]
525
00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:20,099
SO, UH...
526
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,569
WHAT?
527
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:26,605
DO YOU REALLY HAVE
A PENIS?
528
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,842
APRIL!
529
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:31,911
CAN I SEE IT?
530
00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:34,013
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?!
531
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,349
I DON'T THINK YOU GET THE
GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION HERE.
532
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,552
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
533
00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:41,754
I'M SORRY.
534
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,090
CAN I SEE IT?
535
00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:46,692
W-- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
536
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,094
WHAT?
537
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,629
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
THAT YOUR BEST FRIEND
GROWS A PENIS.
538
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,932
DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
539
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:56,602
OKAY, FINE --
540
00:28:56,635 --> 00:28:59,171
IF IT'LL SHUT YOU UP.
541
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,081
[ LAUGHS ]
542
00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,817
[ MUTTERS ]
543
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,651
NICE.
544
00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:15,421
NICE.
545
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,991
I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
546
00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:22,895
I'VE ONLY SEEN A COUPLE,
BUT THAT'S DEFINITELY TOP 5.
547
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:25,097
HOW MANY HAVE YOU SEEN?
548
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:26,398
FIVE.
549
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,300
NOT INCLUDING
MY LITTLE BROTHER'S.
550
00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:29,401
[ LAUGHS ]
551
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:31,938
YOU LITTLE TRAMP!
552
00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:32,905
AAH!
553
00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:34,841
[ Laughing ] AAH! AAH!
554
00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,475
AAH!
555
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:38,410
AAAH!
556
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:39,812
AAH! AAH!
557
00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:41,247
OH! OH! OH!
558
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,051
OH, MOTHERFUCK! OH!
559
00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,420
STAN...
560
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,656
I AM BEGINNING TO WORRY
ABOUT APRIL.
561
00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,825
SHE HAS BEEN ACTING
RATHER STRANGE.
562
00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,961
IS IT DRUGS?
NO, NO.
563
00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:58,530
I...I THINK IT'S
HER HORMONAL DEVELOPMENT.
564
00:29:58,564 --> 00:30:01,800
SHE JUST ATE SIX
PEANUT-BUTTER-AND-JELLY
SANDWICHES
565
00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:04,336
AND AN ENTIRE CARTON
OF ICE CREAM.
566
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:09,108
AND WHAT DO YOU MAKE
OF THIS, HMM?
567
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,943
IT'S APRIL'S SOAP.
568
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,611
WELL?
569
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,180
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
570
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,917
I THINK YOU NEED MORE THINGS
TO FILL OUT YOUR DAY.
571
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,021
OKAY?
572
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,322
ARE WE DONE?
573
00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:28,660
[ LAUGHS ]
574
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:31,864
[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]
575
00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:33,032
[ BEEP ]
576
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,166
HELLO?
577
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,535
[ Jessica crying in deep voice ]
578
00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:38,270
ALL RIGHT, WHO IS THIS?
579
00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:43,642
I SHOULD HAVE MADE LOVE TO YOU
WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE.
580
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,211
OHHH...
581
00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:49,115
FATHER MULCAHY?
582
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,384
[ BEEP ]
583
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:55,621
[ CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY ]
584
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:00,993
[ GASPS ]
585
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:03,429
[ High-pitched ]
TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL.
586
00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:07,599
ON THE INSIDE.
587
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,071
LOOK, UH...
588
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:14,506
JESSICA HAS A PROBLEM.
589
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,875
SHE'S ONLY GONNA MAKE US
WAIT AN HOUR THIS TIME?
590
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:19,178
WHAT ABOUT THE CLASS TRIP
TO SIX FLAGS?
591
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,780
SHE TOOK SO LONG
IN THE BATHROOM, WE
ALL MISSED THE BUS.
592
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,616
OUR PARENTS HAD TO DRIVE
THREE HOURS TO PICK US UP.
593
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:27,987
I HAD MY PERIOD, OKAY?!
594
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,427
[ GASPS ]
[ GASPS ][ GASPS ]
595
00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:37,796
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHING ][ LAUGHING ]
596
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,602
OKAY, NOW THAT EVERYBODY'S
UP TO SPEED,
597
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:46,072
CAN WE START THINKING
ABOUT HOW I CAN GET
MY LIFE BACK?
598
00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:49,275
UM, THAT'S DEFINITELY
GONNA COST YOU A FEW
VOTES FOR PROM QUEEN.
599
00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:50,242
YEAH.
600
00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:51,677
[ LAUGHTER ]
601
00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:54,413
OKAY.
602
00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,748
COME ON, YOU GUYS,
LET'S GET SERIOUS.
STOP DICKING AROUND.
603
00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:58,550
[ LAUGHTER ]
604
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,919
GUYS!
605
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:04,223
I'VE GOT CHEERLEADING
COMPETITION, THE PROM.
606
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,993
NONE OF MY CLOTHES FIT.
I THINK I'M GOING BALD.
607
00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:09,128
AND HOW AM I GONNA GO
TO SCHOOL?
608
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:10,929
SHE'S RIGHT.
609
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,298
OKAY...
610
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,000
LET'S THINK.
611
00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:16,802
WHAT COULD HAVE
CAUSED THIS?
612
00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:25,311
[ GASPS ] MAYBE IT WASN'T
AN ACCIDENT.
613
00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:30,149
IT'S GOTTA BE ONE
OF THE PEOPLE WHO HATES
JESSICA THAT DID THIS.
614
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:31,250
YEAH.
615
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,318
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
616
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,054
PEOPLE DON'T HATE ME.
617
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,459
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
618
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,594
YOU SEE, JESS...
619
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:45,864
BECAUSE YOU ARE
SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT...
620
00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,366
UH-HUH?
621
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,501
...CERTAIN PEOPLE
MIGHT MISCONSTRUE
622
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:52,938
SOME OF THE MEAN AND HURTFUL
THINGS YOU SAY AND DO TO THEM.
623
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,774
ALTHOUGH THE THINGS
YOU SAY ARE FUNNY...
624
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,009
[ LAUGHS ]
625
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:59,278
...PEOPLE
TEND TO FOCUS MORE
626
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,314
ON THEIR OWN
PUBLIC HUMILIATION AND SHAME.
627
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:04,616
SO YOU'RE SAYING...
628
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,452
PEOPLE THINK...
629
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,686
I'M PERFECT?
630
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,224
LET'S MAKE A LIST
OF ALL THE PEOPLE
WHO HATE JESSICA.
631
00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:14,526
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE
A SHORTER LIST?
632
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,229
ALL THE PEOPLE
WHO DON'T HATE JESSICA.
633
00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:18,030
[ LAUGHTER ]
634
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:19,231
YOU BITCH!
635
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,603
[ ALL SCREAMING AND LAUGHING ]
636
00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:29,941
[ SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER
CONTINUE IN DISTANCE ]
637
00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:35,081
EASY ON THE COFFEE.
638
00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:38,550
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
639
00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:39,985
HA HA HA HA!
640
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,253
HO HO HO!
641
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,889
UGH!
OHH!
642
00:33:43,922 --> 00:33:45,557
[ CHUCKLES ]
643
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:46,225
UGH!
644
00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:47,426
[ GASPS ]
645
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,927
UGH!
AAH!
646
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:49,961
HA HA HA!
647
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:51,830
AAH!
648
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,232
HA HA HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
649
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,032
[ GASPS ]
650
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,769
UGH!
AGH!
651
00:33:57,803 --> 00:34:00,272
[ LAUGHING ]
652
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:06,778
[ GULPS ]
653
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,597
HUH?
654
00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:26,932
OH, HI.
655
00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:28,367
GOOD MORNING.
656
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,601
[ GROANS ]
657
00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,537
DID YOU SLEEP WELL?
658
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,606
MMM.
SURPRISINGLY, YES.
659
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,877
YOU HAVE ANY...
660
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,912
SPECIAL DREAMS?
661
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:43,915
NOT PARTICULARLY.
662
00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:45,451
HMM.
663
00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:46,752
YOU SURE?
664
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:49,288
WHY?
665
00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:56,262
OH, MY GOD,
MY FIRST BONER!
666
00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:57,429
[ GIGGLES ]
667
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,800
[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]
668
00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,774
Richie: THERE YOU ARE!
AH!
669
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,309
YOU'RE THE GARDENER
FROM THE SERVICE, RIGHT?
670
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,412
[ Mexican accent ] Sí.
671
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,414
DAMN LAWN'S A MESS.
672
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,816
IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S
RESPONSIBILITY
TO LOOK AFTER IT,
673
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:19,017
BUT YOU KNOW TEENAGE GIRLS.
674
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:20,352
Sí, Sí.
675
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,421
"TEENAGEROS."
676
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,956
SORRY. RICHIE SPENCER.
677
00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:28,760
AH, UM...
678
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,095
TAQUITO.
679
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,930
OH, TAQUITO.
680
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,632
THERE'S THE MOWER.
681
00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,934
THERE'S YOUR BAG
OF FERTILIZER.
682
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,036
OH, HO! [ GASPING ]
I'LL LET YOU GET TO IT.
683
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,138
[ SALSA MUSIC PLAYS ]
684
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:57,823
DAMN, I LOVE THE SMELL
OF FRESH-CUT GRASS.
685
00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:02,561
[ AIR HISSES ]
686
00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:05,964
GRACIAS, BUT...I'M NOT SURE
I'M OLD ENOUGH, SEÑOR.
687
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,399
[ Laughing ] YEAH, RIGHT.
688
00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:10,236
WHAT IS THE DRINKING AGE
IN MEXICO -- 40?
689
00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:13,104
COME ON, TAKE A LOAD OFF.
YOU CAN FINISH IN A MINUTE.
690
00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:16,908
[ SIGHS ]
691
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:18,677
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
THE LIGHT BEER.
692
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,412
I HAD TO CUT BACK
ON ACCOUNT OF THE BLOATING.
693
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,314
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
694
00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:24,516
I ALSO HAD TO GIVE UP
THE SPICY FOOD ON
ACCOUNT OF MY ASSHOLE.
695
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:25,551
[ FARTS ]
696
00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:26,885
AH!
697
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:29,388
WE'RE AMONGST MEN,
AREN'T WE?
698
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,423
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
699
00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:33,525
"STINKO DE MAYO."
700
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:34,593
YOU LIKE THAT CAR?
701
00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:36,094
THAT'S MY DAUGHTER'S.
702
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:37,496
PRETTY NICE, HUH?
703
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,197
IT WOULD HAVE LOOKED
EVEN BETTER IN RED.
704
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,933
THAT'S WHAT
MY DAUGHTER SAID.
705
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,037
WE USED TO GO OUT
BACK ON SUNDAYS AND
TOSS A FEW BASKETS,
706
00:36:46,071 --> 00:36:47,539
SHOOT THE SHIT.
707
00:36:47,573 --> 00:36:49,575
BUT SHE'S GOT HER OWN STUFF
GOING ON NOW.
708
00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:51,943
WHO COULD BLAME HER?
WHOLE FAMILY'S FALLING APART.
709
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,179
WHAT?
710
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,582
THINGS WITH THE WIFE --
FORGET ABOUT IT.
711
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,750
I MEAN,
WE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED.
712
00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:01,119
MIGHT AS WELL BE
SEPARATE COUNTRIES.
713
00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:04,756
THAT IS, LIKE, SO SAD.
714
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,893
AY-YI-YI!
715
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:09,928
AY-YI...YI.
716
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:13,098
I TRIED EVERYTHING.
NOTHING WORKED.
717
00:37:13,131 --> 00:37:15,601
I EVEN GOT OUT THE
RAZOR AND GAVE MYSELF
A PORN-STAR TRIM.
718
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,869
WANNA SEE?
CHECK IT OUT.
719
00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:19,104
AAH!
720
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,741
BOY, SHE USED TO BE WILD.
721
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:24,643
THE SEX WAS GREAT.
722
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,912
WE'D BE GOING AT IT,
AND SHE COULD STILL FIND A WAY
723
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,614
TO TWIST AROUND
AND KISS ME ON THE MOUTH.
724
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:31,717
SEÑOR,
INFORMATION TOO MUCHO.
725
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,453
EMOTIONAL "SCARRO" --
DISGUSTING.
726
00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,087
IT'S GOOD TALKING TO YOU,
TAQUITO.
727
00:37:36,121 --> 00:37:37,823
OH!
728
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:42,227
[ INTRODUCTION TO
JIMMY EAT WORLD'S
"AUTHORITY SONG" PLAYS ]
729
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,262
* IT'S HOW THE HUSTLE GOES
730
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:47,299
* SEE WHAT THE JUKEBOX KNOWS
731
00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:51,903
* PUT MY LAST QUARTER ON
732
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,506
* I PLAY "AUTHORITY SONG"
733
00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:01,012
* HONESTY OR MYSTERY?
734
00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:03,749
* TELL ME,
I'M NOT SCARED ANYMORE *
735
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,484
* AHA, AHA
736
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,486
* I GOT NO SECRET PURPOSE
737
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:09,087
* I DON'T SEEM OBVIOUS, DO I?
738
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,357
Hey, Jessica! Jessica!
739
00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:12,691
Come here!
740
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,159
[ PANTING ]
741
00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:16,428
We've got a suspect.
742
00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:18,096
OH, YES!
743
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,798
COME ON.
744
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,803
SOMETHING SMELLS
LIKE DOG POOH.
745
00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:27,439
I THINK
I'M SITTING NEXT TO IT.
746
00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:30,208
EW!
[ LAUGHTER ]
747
00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:32,778
April: COME ON, HILDENBURG,
DON'T PLAY DUMB.
748
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:35,781
YOU HATE JESSICA, YOU'RE GOOD
AT THIS SCIENCE CRAP.
749
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,116
NOW, JUST CONFESS
AND GIVE US THE ANTIDOTE.
750
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,018
APRIL, IT'S
PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
751
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,187
FOR A WOMAN TO TRANSFORM
INTO A MAN OVERNIGHT.
752
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:45,657
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU
HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
753
00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:47,493
LOOK...
754
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:50,462
LET'S JUST PRETEND THIS WAS
AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
755
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:53,164
WHERE I ACTUALLY
BELIEVED YOU.
756
00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:56,368
WHY WOULD I WANT TO HELP
JESSICA OUT, ANYWAY?
757
00:38:57,603 --> 00:38:59,505
[ SCOFFS, SNIFFS ]
758
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:00,839
JESSICA!
759
00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:02,741
[ SIGHS ]
760
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:08,780
HILDENBURG...
[ SIGHS ]
761
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:13,385
I'M SORRY
THAT I HUMILIATED YOU
762
00:39:13,419 --> 00:39:16,021
IN FRONT OF
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL...
763
00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:18,524
AND THE VISITING
8th-GRADERS.
764
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:25,531
[ Voice breaking ] BUT YOU
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE
765
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:30,636
TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
AND HAVE TO SHAVE YOUR CHIN.
766
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,103
[ SNIFFLES ]
767
00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,705
[ SNORTING ]
768
00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:38,577
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
769
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,546
[ Voice breaking ]
YES, I DO.
770
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,616
[ SOBS ]
771
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,153
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
772
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,422
WHO'S NEXT ON THE LIST?
773
00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:52,190
[ LAUGHS ] WHOA.
774
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,260
WELL, IT IS COLD IN HERE.
775
00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:56,895
[ LAUGHS ]
776
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:58,430
SO YOU NEVER PUT
A HEX ON ME?
777
00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:00,298
OH, I PUT PLENTY
OF HEXES ON YOU --
778
00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:03,368
TO GIVE YOU DANDRUFF,
MAKE YOUR HAIR FALL OUT,
779
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,071
MAKE ONE OF YOUR BOOBS
BIGGER THAN THE OTHER.
780
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,406
[ Laughing ] OH, I THINK
YOU GOT ME WITH THAT ONE.
781
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,942
HEH HEE HEE!
AH HEE HEE!
782
00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:14,713
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
783
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,817
THERE'S SOME POWERFUL
CULT MAGIC AT WORK HERE...
784
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:20,819
LIKE AN ANCIENT SPELL...
785
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,387
OR VOODOO...
786
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,790
OR SANTERIA.
787
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:26,925
WHAT'S SANTERIA?
788
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:29,360
IT'S A LATIN-BASED FORM
OF WITCHCRAFT.
789
00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,096
IT ORIGINATED IN AFRICA
790
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:34,466
AND THEN EVENTUALLY
MADE ITS WAY TO CUBA AND BRAZIL.
791
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,967
BIANCA!
792
00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,335
I KNEW IT.
793
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:38,770
MOST OF ITS RITUALS
INVOLVE A CHICKEN.
794
00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:41,172
THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.
795
00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:44,576
I MEAN, INTERESTING.
796
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,144
Eden:
THERE'S A WAY TO TELL.
797
00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:48,279
A TRUE PRACTITIONER
OF SANTERIA
798
00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:52,017
BEARS THE MARK OF THE SCORPION
TATTOOED ON THEIR BACK.
799
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,685
BIANCA'S ALWAYS HANGING OUT
800
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,854
AT THAT DANCE CLUB --
INSTANT TANG.
801
00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:58,657
YEAH, TONIGHT'S LADIES' NIGHT,
AND WE ALL GET IN FOR FREE!
802
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:02,160
[ ALL CHEERING ]
803
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,630
[ CHEERING STOPS ]
804
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:07,165
WELL, MOST OF US.
805
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,100
TRUST ME --
806
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,937
YOU'LL NEVER GET BIANCA
TO DANCE WITH YOU
LOOKING LIKE THIS.
807
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:15,707
* OH, YEAH, YOU'RE PRETTY
GOOD-LOOKING FOR A GIRL *
808
00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:18,544
[ GIRLS GASPING ]
* BUT YOUR BACK IS SO BROKEN
809
00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:22,113
* AND THIS FEELING'S
STILL GONNA LINGER ON *
810
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,182
NO...NO...
811
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:28,453
[ GIRLS GASPING ]
* UNTIL THE YEAR 2525 NOW
812
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:32,157
NO. MNH-MNH.
* YEAH, YOU'RE PRETTY
GOOD-LOOKING FOR A GIRL *
813
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,192
[ GASPS ]
* YOUR EYES ARE WIDE OPEN
814
00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:36,662
UGH! WHAT IS THAT?
815
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:39,164
* AND YOUR THOUGHTS HAVE BEEN
STOLEN BY THE BOYS *
816
00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:41,199
NO...NO...NO...
817
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:44,069
* WHO TOOK YOU OUT AND BOUGHT
YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT, NOW *
818
00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:47,873
* YEAH, YOU'RE PRETTY
GOOD-LOOKING, OH, YEAH *
819
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,374
[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]
820
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:53,244
* YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD-LOOKING,
OH, YEAH *
821
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:55,413
* FOR A GIRL
822
00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:04,022
WHAT?
823
00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:06,892
NOTHING. [ GIGGLES ]
824
00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:08,594
YOU JUST LOOK GOOD.
825
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:10,061
[ CHUCKLES ]
826
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:11,062
REALLY?
827
00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:12,631
YEAH.
828
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,365
[ BOTH GIGGLE ]
829
00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:16,401
OKAY. THANKS.
830
00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:18,236
[ LAUGHS ]
831
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:21,206
NO, SHE'S NOT GONNA...
NO, HE -- SHE'S
NOT GONNA DO IT.
832
00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:24,943
YES, SHE IS.
833
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:26,745
MMM...
834
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,513
MMM, MMM...
835
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:29,848
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
836
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,082
MMM...
837
00:42:31,116 --> 00:42:32,918
[ SLURPING ]
838
00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:34,252
WOW!
839
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,387
THAT IS SO GOOD.
840
00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:39,057
T-THAT'S $8.95.
841
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:42,828
WHAT?
842
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,598
AREN'T YOU JUST GONNA TAKE IT
OUT OF YOUR TIP JAR?
843
00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:47,966
AAH!
844
00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,101
[ Choking ] $8.95?
YEAH.
845
00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,603
I GOT THAT.
846
00:42:51,637 --> 00:42:54,239
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
847
00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:00,411
* WHEN I ROCK LIKE THIS
848
00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:02,480
* ROCK LIKE THIS,
ROCK LIKE THIS *
849
00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:04,415
* WHEN I ROCK LIKE THIS
850
00:43:04,449 --> 00:43:06,251
* WHEN I ROCK LIKE THIS,
IT'S RHYTHM *
851
00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:07,886
* WHEN I ROCK LIKE THIS
852
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,955
* ROCK LIKE THIS,
ROCK LIKE THIS *
853
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,923
* WHEN I ROCK LIKE THIS
854
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:14,025
* WHEN I ROCK LIKE THIS,
IT'S RHYTHM *
855
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:31,643
I'LL TAKE
TWO BANANA DAIQUIRIS,
856
00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,945
ONE MANGO,
A SLOE-GIN FIZZ,
857
00:43:33,979 --> 00:43:35,513
ONE SLIPPERY NIPPLE,
858
00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:37,182
AND FOR ME,
859
00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:40,118
A SCREAMING ORGASM ON THE BEACH
WITH EXTRA SUGAR ON THE RIM.
860
00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:41,987
YUM!
861
00:43:50,495 --> 00:43:53,765
[ Deep voice ] UH...BETTER
MAKE THAT LAST ONE A BREWSKI.
862
00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:55,667
* WHEN I ROCK LIKE THIS
863
00:43:55,701 --> 00:43:56,968
* ROCK LIKE THIS
864
00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:58,469
DOUBLE BREWSKI.
865
00:43:58,503 --> 00:44:00,138
[ LYRIC'S "YOUNG & SEXY" PLAYS ]
866
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,177
* YOUNG, SEXY
867
00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:08,213
[ High-pitched ]
THEY DIDN'T EVEN CARD ME.
868
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:10,281
IT'S JUST LIKE CABO.
869
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,516
[ LAUGHTER ]
870
00:44:11,549 --> 00:44:13,318
* YOU KNOW
I'LL CHANGE FOR YOU *
871
00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:17,388
* WITH YOUR BLACK DURAG
872
00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:20,325
HOW DOES A BUTT PLUG
LIKE THAT GET ALL
THOSE HOT CHICKS?
873
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,060
I GOT DIBS ON THE DOTS.
874
00:44:22,093 --> 00:44:23,394
* ...GOT PLANS FOR YOU
875
00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:25,731
GOD DAMN!
876
00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:27,899
OOH, HE'S CUTE.
877
00:44:27,933 --> 00:44:30,702
CHECK OUT THE SWEET BUNS
ON THAT GUY.
878
00:44:30,736 --> 00:44:33,739
I'D LIKE TO GET
MY HANDS ON THOSE AND...
879
00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:36,474
[ Deep voice ] WISH
THEY WERE WOMEN'S BREASTS
880
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,510
AND...SQUEEZE THE HELL
OUT OF 'EM.
881
00:44:39,544 --> 00:44:42,313
MAYBE PUT A STEAK
ON 'EM...
882
00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:44,682
'CAUSE I'M A GUY.
883
00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:47,352
THAT'S WHAT GUYS LIKE ME
LIKE TO DO.
884
00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:50,655
BUT I DON'T NEED
TO TELL YOU THAT.
885
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,458
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
886
00:44:56,227 --> 00:44:58,229
BIANCA.
887
00:44:58,263 --> 00:44:59,597
* YEAH
888
00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:01,332
* OHH
889
00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:02,834
I'LL SHOW HER.
890
00:45:02,868 --> 00:45:04,269
THIS IS MY SONG.
891
00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:05,937
* OHH
892
00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:09,540
REMEMBER,
THE SCORPION ON HER BACK.
893
00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:11,009
I'LL FIND IT.
894
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:14,279
* 24 A DAY,
7 DAYS A WEEK *
895
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:16,381
* NOW, WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING
IN YOUR 4x4 *
896
00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,917
* AND YOU TURN THIS UP
ON YOUR STEREO *
897
00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:21,386
* WHETHER NIGHT OR DAY,
NONSTOP, YOU'LL PLAY *
898
00:45:21,419 --> 00:45:23,554
* AND YOU KNOW
YOU STILL WANT MORE *
899
00:45:23,588 --> 00:45:26,057
* SO FIND A HONEY
THAT'S STANDING ON THE WALL *
900
00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:28,426
* ALL THE GIRLS
GET THE GUYS ON THE FLOOR *
901
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:29,928
AH!
902
00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:31,729
* FROM THE FRONT TO THE BACK,
LET'S GO *
903
00:45:31,763 --> 00:45:32,864
* HEAR THIS
904
00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:34,599
EW!
905
00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:36,234
* SOMEBODY HIT THE LIGHTS
906
00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:38,403
* SO WE CAN ROCK IT
DAY AND NIGHT *
907
00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:40,071
April: THE TATTOO!
908
00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:41,572
I DON'T SEE IT!
909
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:43,074
* FROM A.M. TO P.M.
910
00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:45,243
* EVERYBODY LOOKIN'
LIKE STARS *
911
00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:47,578
* ALL THE CHICKS AND THE FELLAS
IN THE BARS *
912
00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:49,114
* ALL OF Y'ALL BUMPIN' THIS
IN YOUR CARS *
913
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,448
RIGHT HAND, RED.
914
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,083
OOH...LEFT HAND, BLUE.
915
00:45:55,787 --> 00:45:56,521
OOH!
916
00:45:59,324 --> 00:46:00,425
HUH! HA!
917
00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:03,261
AAAAAAH!
918
00:46:03,294 --> 00:46:05,363
* YEAH
919
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:12,670
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
920
00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:14,739
[ INTRODUCTION TO MYSTIKAL'S
"SHAKE IT FAST" PLAYS ]
921
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:17,075
[ ALL CHEERING ]
922
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,978
* SHAKE IT FAST,
WATCH YOURSELF *
WHOA!
923
00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:22,613
* SHAKE IT FAST, SHOW ME
WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH *
WHOA!
924
00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:24,682
* SHAKE IT FAST,
WATCH YOURSELF *
925
00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:27,318
* SHAKE IT FAST, SHOW ME
WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH *
926
00:46:27,352 --> 00:46:29,921
[ ALL CHEERING ]
* SHAKE IT FAST,
WATCH YOURSELF *
927
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:33,424
AAH!
* SHAKE IT FAST, SHOW ME
WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH *
928
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,660
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
929
00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:39,430
[ LAUGHS ]
930
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:40,966
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT HER.
931
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:43,268
DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.
932
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,702
YOU'RE A GREAT DANCER.
933
00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:46,872
YOU'RE JUST
NOTICING THAT NOW?
934
00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:48,373
[ LAUGHTER ]
935
00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:50,608
I GOTTA HIT
THE LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM
936
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,177
BEFORE I SOAK MY PANTIES.
937
00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:53,711
[ SLURPING ]
938
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,782
UM...
939
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,484
[ Deep voice ]
BY THAT, I MEAN...
940
00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:02,553
MY GIRLFRIEND'S PANTIES...
941
00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:04,389
WHICH I CARRY WITH ME...
942
00:47:04,589 --> 00:47:06,191
TO PEE IN...
943
00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:07,825
IF I DON'T MAKE IT
IN TIME...
944
00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:09,861
TO THE BATHROOM.
945
00:47:09,895 --> 00:47:11,396
WHAT?
946
00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,831
YOU DON'T PEE IN YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S PANTIES?
947
00:47:13,865 --> 00:47:16,001
WHAT KIND OF GAY CLUB
IS THIS?
948
00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:20,071
HEY, EVERYBODY,
CHECK OUT THIS GUY --
949
00:47:20,105 --> 00:47:24,175
NOT PEEING IN HIS
CHICK'S PANTIES.
950
00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:38,023
[ High-pitched ]
EXCUSE ME...
951
00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:40,691
DO YOU HAVE TO BE
IN HERE FOR THIS?
952
00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:42,693
WELL, IT'S PART OF
MY JOB DESCRIPTION,
953
00:47:42,727 --> 00:47:45,030
BUT IF YOU'RE ONE
OF THOSE SHY GUYS,
954
00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:46,998
YOU TRY THAT STALL THERE.
955
00:47:47,032 --> 00:47:49,935
[ FART ]
956
00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:52,938
UH...THERE'S SOMEONE
IN THERE.
957
00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:55,240
AND THEY'RE GONNA BE IN THERE
FOR A LONG TIME, TOO.
958
00:47:55,273 --> 00:47:57,442
I TOLD HIM TO STAY AWAY
FROM THE CALAMARI.
959
00:47:57,475 --> 00:48:00,245
[ FARTING CONTINUES ]
960
00:48:00,278 --> 00:48:03,648
SOME FOLKS THINK THEY CAN EAT
ANYTHING THAT CRAWLS.
961
00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:14,792
WOULD YOU MIND?
962
00:48:18,329 --> 00:48:21,266
[ SIGHS ]
963
00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:33,611
OOH! AH!
964
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:35,080
OOH, HOO!
965
00:48:36,114 --> 00:48:39,150
[ GASPING ]
966
00:48:39,184 --> 00:48:42,253
EXCUSE ME?
967
00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:44,255
WHY IS THERE ICE IN THERE?
968
00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:46,591
OOH! I WOULDN'T HAVE
DONE THAT.
969
00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:49,961
[ DOOR HINGES SQUEAK ]
970
00:48:51,096 --> 00:48:52,197
OH!
971
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,502
[ URINATING ]
972
00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:02,940
YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT.
973
00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:05,710
YOU MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY.
974
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:16,854
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TAKE A PICTURE?
975
00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:24,162
[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT.
976
00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:25,496
HERE GOES.
977
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:30,301
DISGUSTING! WRINKLY!
GROSS!
978
00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:31,769
EW!
979
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,271
[ URINATING ]
OH!
980
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:36,607
OH! I'VE NEVER
DONE THIS BEFORE.
981
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:37,942
IT'S GOING ALL OVER.
982
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,311
IT'S ALWAYS GOOD
TO AIM AT SOMETHING,
983
00:49:40,345 --> 00:49:43,181
LIKE THAT CIGARETTE THERE...
OR THE BIG MINT.
984
00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:44,782
IT'S GOING EVERYWHERE!
985
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,851
YOU GOT TO HOLD ON
TO IT.
986
00:49:46,884 --> 00:49:50,388
OH!
NOT TOO TIGHT, BUT ENOUGH TO
LET IT KNOW YOU'RE THE BOSS.
987
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:52,890
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
988
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:53,858
OH!
989
00:49:53,891 --> 00:49:55,726
SEE THAT FLY?
990
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,462
AIM FOR IT.
991
00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,564
THAT'S -- THAT'S HELPING.
992
00:49:59,597 --> 00:50:00,931
THAT'S IT.
993
00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:05,002
REMEMBER, IF YOU SHAKE IT
MORE THAN TWICE,
994
00:50:05,203 --> 00:50:06,404
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH IT.
995
00:50:06,437 --> 00:50:08,106
[ BELT BUCKLE JINGLES ]
996
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:19,250
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
997
00:50:19,284 --> 00:50:21,786
I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD
EVER THANK YOU.
998
00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:30,195
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
999
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,731
HI!
1000
00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:35,333
THAT WAS
AN EXPERIENCE.
1001
00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,401
HERE'S YOUR DRINK.
1002
00:50:36,434 --> 00:50:37,902
IS THERE ANY ICE
IN HERE?
1003
00:50:37,935 --> 00:50:38,903
NO.
1004
00:50:38,936 --> 00:50:40,238
THANK GOD!
1005
00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:42,407
HEY...
AREN'T YOU THAT CHICK
1006
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,243
WHO'S HAVING SEX
WITH THAT COLLEGE GUY?
1007
00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:46,344
NO!
1008
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:47,445
WANNA BE?
1009
00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:48,779
[ LAUGHTER ]
1010
00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:56,421
SHE'S NOT INTERESTED,
OKAY?
1011
00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:58,789
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST BACK OFF?
1012
00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:01,359
OKAY, GRANDPA.
1013
00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:04,529
WHAT ARE YOU, THEIR PIMP,
AND THESE ARE YOUR SKANK HOES?
1014
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,631
[ BOTH GASPING ]
1015
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:15,940
YOU AND ME, RIGHT NOW --
LET'S GO.
1016
00:51:17,342 --> 00:51:18,643
WHERE WE GOING?
1017
00:51:18,676 --> 00:51:19,544
[ MOANS ]
1018
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,246
AAH!
NO!
1019
00:51:21,279 --> 00:51:23,281
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
CONTINUE, ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
1020
00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:30,988
JESS!
1021
00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:32,990
[ KNUCKLES CRACKING ]
1022
00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:35,326
COME ON, JESS.
COME ON!
YOU CAN DO IT.
1023
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,128
WHAT DO YOU GOT, GEEZER?
COME ON!
1024
00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:39,464
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
1025
00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:40,631
YOU CAN DO IT!
COME ON!
1026
00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:42,066
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
1027
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,734
COME ON!
1028
00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:45,102
[ AIR WHISTLING ]
1029
00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:49,073
WHAT THE...
1030
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:50,241
WHAT'S HE DOING?
1031
00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:51,809
SOME KIND OF TAE-QUEER-DO.
1032
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,110
[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]
1033
00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:54,078
THAT'S IT!
1034
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,079
OH!OH!
OH!OH!
1035
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,081
NO! AAAH!
1036
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,016
OHH!
1037
00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:00,318
OHH!
OHH!OHH!
1038
00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:01,386
OHH!
1039
00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:03,087
OHH!
1040
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,590
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING
CONTINUES ]
1041
00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:07,158
AAH!
1042
00:52:08,193 --> 00:52:09,927
OHH!
1043
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,262
HA HA!
1044
00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:12,497
YEAH!
1045
00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:15,700
YEAH!
1046
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:17,168
JESS!
1047
00:52:17,202 --> 00:52:18,203
OH!
1048
00:52:18,236 --> 00:52:19,670
OOH, YEAH!
YEAH!YES!
1049
00:52:19,704 --> 00:52:21,772
[ GUYS CHEERING ]
1050
00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:25,343
THAT REALLY DOES HURT.
1051
00:52:25,376 --> 00:52:28,346
THANKS FOR
STICKING UP FOR ME.
1052
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:30,848
NOW GO KICK SOME ASS.
1053
00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:32,317
[ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1054
00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:37,688
AAH! OH!
1055
00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:39,890
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING
CONTINUES ]
1056
00:52:39,924 --> 00:52:41,226
OHHH!
1057
00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:42,793
OHHH!
1058
00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:43,794
[ RIP ]
1059
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:44,995
AAH!
1060
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,799
OH!
1061
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,902
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO
COOL 'CAUSE YOU CAN
PEE WITH YOUR PENIS.
1062
00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,538
GET A NEW CONDITIONER.
1063
00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:55,440
YOUR ENDS ARE TOTALLY SPLIT.
1064
00:52:57,775 --> 00:52:58,876
[ WHIMPERS ]
1065
00:52:58,909 --> 00:53:02,146
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
1066
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:03,781
YOU ROCK!
1067
00:53:06,451 --> 00:53:08,085
APRIL, I DON'T KNOW.
1068
00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:10,555
OH, COME ON.
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
YOU CAN BE IN SCHOOL.
1069
00:53:10,755 --> 00:53:13,491
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
HERE COMES JAKE.
1070
00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:15,059
HI!
HEY, BABY.
1071
00:53:15,092 --> 00:53:16,093
[ GIGGLES ]
1072
00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:17,662
SO, SKIING SUCKED.
1073
00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:20,197
I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING.
IT WAS ALL MUSHED OUT.
1074
00:53:20,231 --> 00:53:21,232
OH...
1075
00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:22,333
[ GIGGLES ]
1076
00:53:22,367 --> 00:53:24,068
WHAT'S WITH THE SCARF?
1077
00:53:24,101 --> 00:53:25,703
IT'S KINDA CHILLY IN HERE.
1078
00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:27,405
[ SHIVERS ]
1079
00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:29,139
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1080
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,579
[ GASPS ]
1081
00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:36,781
SKI RASH.
1082
00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:40,451
SO, I'M GONNA --
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1083
00:53:40,485 --> 00:53:43,521
I BETTER -- I'M GONNA
GO TO CLASS, SO...ALL RIGHT.
1084
00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:45,089
[ LAUGHS ]
1085
00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:48,926
APRIL, I AM SO SORRY.
1086
00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:51,662
[ Voice breaking ] HE DIDN'T
EVEN ASK ME TO THE PROM.
1087
00:53:53,598 --> 00:53:55,600
JAKE AND I ARE SO OVER.
1088
00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:59,236
OKAY...[ CHUCKLES ]
1089
00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:01,806
NOW, YOU GET IN THERE.
1090
00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:03,073
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
1091
00:54:03,107 --> 00:54:05,242
AND REMEMBER --
YOUR NAME IS SPENCE.
1092
00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:08,913
I MUST TELL YOU...SPENCE,
UH, THERE ARE APPLICANTS
1093
00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:12,116
WHO ACTUALLY HAVE
PRIOR JANITORIAL EXPERIENCE.
1094
00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:13,384
YOUR HAIR --
1095
00:54:13,418 --> 00:54:15,753
IT HAS SUCH BOUNCE.
1096
00:54:15,786 --> 00:54:17,922
OH, IT'S THIS NEW CREAM RI--
1097
00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:19,624
UM, ANYWAY,
A-AS I WAS SAYING,
1098
00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:21,926
YOU HAVEN'T REALLY
PROVIDED ME WITH --
1099
00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:26,464
LOOK, UH...
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1100
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:28,833
UH, I'LL BE HONEST
WITH YOU.
1101
00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:30,635
I'M A STRUGGLING MUSICIAN.
1102
00:54:30,668 --> 00:54:32,870
EVER SINCE MY DAYS
PLAYING THE TUBA
1103
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,672
IN THE HIGH-SCHOOL
MARCHING BAND --
1104
00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:37,608
Y-YOU -- YOU --
YOU PLAY THE TUBA?
1105
00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:38,943
YES...
1106
00:54:38,976 --> 00:54:40,911
IN THE HONOR BAND.
1107
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,279
OH!
1108
00:54:42,313 --> 00:54:43,848
[ IMITATING TUBA ]
1109
00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:45,249
[ LAUGHS ]
1110
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:48,519
WELL, SPENCE, I'D BE GOING
OUT ON A LIMB HERE, BUT --
1111
00:54:48,553 --> 00:54:50,154
YOU WON'T REGRET IT,
I PROMISE.
1112
00:54:50,187 --> 00:54:51,922
THANK YOU, MISS BERNARD.
THANK YOU.
1113
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,191
[ Laughing ] PLEASE,
CALL ME MARJORIE.
1114
00:54:54,392 --> 00:54:55,960
[ Deep voice ] MARJORIE.
1115
00:54:55,993 --> 00:54:59,096
NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST FILL OUT
THE SECURITY PORTION HERE
1116
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,365
OF THE FORM...
1117
00:55:00,398 --> 00:55:01,532
[ High-pitched ] ALL RIGHT.
1118
00:55:01,732 --> 00:55:03,534
[ LAUGHING ]
1119
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:11,876
BILLY...
1120
00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:13,310
AAH!
1121
00:55:13,344 --> 00:55:14,879
WE NEED TO TALK.
1122
00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:16,313
ABOUT WHAT?!
1123
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,452
I CALLED YOU
ON YOUR SKI TRIP TO --
1124
00:55:21,486 --> 00:55:22,720
THAT WAS YOU?!
1125
00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:24,389
YEAH.
1126
00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:25,590
OH, GOD!
1127
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,659
I CAN EXPLAIN.
1128
00:55:28,693 --> 00:55:30,961
BILLY, WAIT!
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
1129
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:33,030
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
1130
00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:40,538
[ PANTING ]
1131
00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:42,673
I GOTTA DO WHAT?
1132
00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:47,578
[ SALSA MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BARKING ]
1133
00:55:47,612 --> 00:55:49,346
* BOOM DE RICO MAMBO
1134
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:51,582
HI, THERE. I MISS YOU.
1135
00:55:51,616 --> 00:55:52,583
HI, SAM.
1136
00:55:52,617 --> 00:55:54,018
[ BARKS ]
1137
00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,722
HEY, TAQUITO, THINK FAST.
1138
00:55:57,922 --> 00:55:58,556
OH!
1139
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,527
[ Mexican accent ]
YOU GOT ME, SEÑOR.
1140
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,028
TAQUITO, PICK UP THAT BALL.
1141
00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:05,262
YOU AND ME ARE GONNA
SHOOT SOME HOOPS.
1142
00:56:06,931 --> 00:56:08,566
* BOOM DE RICO MAMBO
1143
00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:09,934
GOTCHA!
1144
00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:11,669
BACK TO TIJUANA!
1145
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,704
[ LAUGHS ]
1146
00:56:13,738 --> 00:56:15,740
[ BASKETBALL BOUNCING ]
1147
00:56:15,773 --> 00:56:17,708
* ESTE RICO MAMBO
1148
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,080
OH!
1149
00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:24,615
OH!
1150
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,185
[ GROANS PAINFULLY ]
1151
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:30,621
* AAH
LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL
A LITTLE BIT MORE AT HOME.
1152
00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:37,628
GO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-AL!
1153
00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:40,264
* HUH
1154
00:56:40,297 --> 00:56:42,266
HOW ARE THINGS
WITH THE MISSUS, SEÑOR?
1155
00:56:42,299 --> 00:56:44,234
EH, STILL NOT GETTING ANY.
1156
00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:45,770
[ SIGHS ]
1157
00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:49,707
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU KISSED HER?
1158
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,610
YOU MEAN, KISS HER,
OR KISS HER KISS HER?
1159
00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:53,511
[ LAUGHS ]
1160
00:56:55,112 --> 00:56:56,747
EUGGGH!
1161
00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:59,950
SEÑOR, SOMETIMES WHEN
A WOMAN IS IGNORING YOU,
1162
00:56:59,984 --> 00:57:02,119
THAT'S WHEN
SHE WANTS YOU THE MOST.
1163
00:57:02,152 --> 00:57:05,122
SHE'S ONLY WAITING FOR YOU
TO OPEN UP HER PASSION,
1164
00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:10,628
WHICH IS LIKE A WATERFALL
WAITING TO EXPLODE.
1165
00:57:12,329 --> 00:57:15,232
YOU MUST GET A LOT
OF ENCHILADA, TAQUITO.
1166
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,634
COME ON, BRING IT!
1167
00:57:22,372 --> 00:57:23,808
TRES POINTS, SEÑOR.
1168
00:57:23,841 --> 00:57:25,309
LUCKY SHOT.
1169
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:28,112
AH!
1170
00:57:30,681 --> 00:57:32,016
MY OUTS AGAIN, SEÑOR.
1171
00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:40,925
[ NET SWISHES ]
1172
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,159
OH!
1173
00:57:43,861 --> 00:57:45,530
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
1174
00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:49,333
HOW DID YOU KNOW I DON'T
MOVE SO WELL TO MY RIGHT?
1175
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:57,007
Carol: BOOGER?
1176
00:57:58,342 --> 00:57:59,944
OH, HAVE YOU
SEEN YOUR SISTER?
1177
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:01,746
I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T
TALKED TO HER IN DAYS.
1178
00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:06,316
SHE WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO.
YOU JUST MISSED HER.
1179
00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:07,417
OH.
1180
00:58:12,056 --> 00:58:13,591
GOOD GAME.
1181
00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:17,995
[ SIGHS ]
1182
00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,431
[ High-pitched ]
SEÑOR RICHIE?
1183
00:58:22,767 --> 00:58:25,570
I NEED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING...
1184
00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:27,404
[ Voice breaking ]
BUT I CAN'T.
1185
00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:29,373
WHAT DO YOU GOT
GOING ON, TAQUITO?
1186
00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:35,746
I'M NOT REALLY A GARDENER.
1187
00:58:37,081 --> 00:58:40,184
I AGREE WITH THAT.
THE ROSES LOOK LIKE SHIT.
1188
00:58:40,384 --> 00:58:42,086
[ SNIFFLES ]
1189
00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:43,754
I'M SORRY.
1190
00:58:43,788 --> 00:58:45,723
COME ON, NOW,
EASY THERE, BIG FELLA.
1191
00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:48,192
THEY'RE JUST ROSES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1192
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:51,095
I WANT TO TELL YOU...
1193
00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:56,066
I THINK YOU'RE THE GREATEST DAD
IN THE WORLD.
1194
00:58:56,100 --> 00:59:00,070
ANY KID WOULD BE LUCKY
TO HAVE YOU AS THEIR FATHER.
1195
00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:01,606
[ SNIFFLES ]
1196
00:59:02,973 --> 00:59:04,575
THANKS, TAQUITO.
1197
00:59:04,609 --> 00:59:06,210
[ SOBBING ]
1198
00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:08,378
I'D HATE TO SEE YOU
AFTER YOU LOSE A GAME.
1199
00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:22,426
Eden: OKAY, DID YOU EAT
ANY WOLFSBANE?
1200
00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:25,195
UH, NO.
1201
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:27,798
ANY SEX WITH A LEPRECHAUN?
1202
00:59:27,832 --> 00:59:29,366
NOT RECENTLY.
1203
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:31,235
[ BEEPS ]
1204
00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:36,273
OH, MY GOD.
1205
00:59:39,443 --> 00:59:41,879
YOU KNOW, THEY SHOULD COME
WITH A WARNING --
1206
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,814
"EARRINGS MAY COME
WITH PENIS."
1207
00:59:45,816 --> 00:59:48,252
[ Foreign accent ]
THIS BE SOME SERIOUS SHIT.
1208
00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:51,588
THOSE BELONGED
TO PRINCESS NAWA.
1209
00:59:51,622 --> 00:59:53,223
THERE'S A MYTH
1210
00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:57,594
OF HER USING THE EARRINGS
TO ESCAPE A BAD MARRIAGE.
1211
00:59:57,628 --> 00:59:59,596
[ UP-TEMPO DRUM MUSIC PLAYING ]
1212
00:59:59,630 --> 01:00:01,265
BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW
1213
01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:04,568
THAT SHE HAD TO BRING
THE EARRINGS BACK TOGETHER,
1214
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:08,973
AND SHE LIVED OUT HER LIFE
AS A SLAVE GIRL.
1215
01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:12,242
NOW, IT APPEARS THAT
THIS MYTH IS ANYTHING BUT.
1216
01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:13,443
[ MUSIC SWELLS ]
1217
01:00:13,477 --> 01:00:14,679
[ SIGHS ]
1218
01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:16,513
WOULD YOU STOP
WITH THE DAMN DRUMMING?
1219
01:00:19,516 --> 01:00:20,985
OH, I'M SORRY.
1220
01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:24,789
I...JUST WAS REALLY
GETTING INTO YOUR STORY.
1221
01:00:27,224 --> 01:00:30,460
YOU'VE GOT TO FIND
THAT OTHER EARRING
1222
01:00:30,494 --> 01:00:33,998
AND UNITE THEM
BEFORE THE FULL MOON END.
1223
01:00:37,902 --> 01:00:42,339
[ INTRODUCTION
TO CUSTOM'S "MESS" PLAYS ]
1224
01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:44,441
* I'M A MESSED-UP KID
1225
01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,376
* WITH A MESSED-UP HEAD
1226
01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:49,313
* DRIVING THIS WRECK
OF A LIFE *
1227
01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:51,448
I GOT YOU, BABE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1228
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:55,019
* 'CAUSE MY MESSED-UP PARENTS
1229
01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,721
[ TAPPING ON WINDOW ]
Keecia's mother:
HEY, LING-LING!
1230
01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,723
LING-LING!
1231
01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:00,991
LING-LING, LOOK!
1232
01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:04,028
LOOK, I HELP!
I HELP YOU!
1233
01:01:04,061 --> 01:01:05,629
* THEY'RE ALL A MESS
JUST LIKE ME *
1234
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:08,632
* IF YOU PUT US ALL TOGETHER
1235
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,167
* IT GETS REALLY UGLY
1236
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,401
[ CHEERING ]
1237
01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:13,037
* I'M A MESS
1238
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:17,708
* I'M A MESS
1239
01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:18,909
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
1240
01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:19,944
HEY, BILLY.
1241
01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:23,247
OH!
1242
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,148
YEAH!
1243
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:25,916
IS HE OKAY?
1244
01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,551
WHOO!
1245
01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:30,788
[ WATER RUNNING ]
1246
01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:34,091
Jake:
WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAN?
1247
01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:36,193
YOU AFRAID THE JANITOR'S
GONNA SEE YOUR DINGDONG?
1248
01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:37,627
[ CHUCKLES ]
1249
01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:43,600
SO, WHAT'S UP
WITH YOU AND THE PROM QUEEN?
1250
01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:46,236
I DON'T KNOW.
[ SIGHS ]
1251
01:01:46,436 --> 01:01:49,406
I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS FINE,
BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
1252
01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:51,842
SEE, THAT'S WHY
YOU GOTTA HAVE A SPARE, MAN.
1253
01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:54,011
THAT'S WHAT APRIL IS.
SHE'S MY SPARE.
1254
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:54,879
SPARE?
1255
01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:56,580
YEAH, SHE'S MY BACKUP.
1256
01:01:56,613 --> 01:01:58,682
I MEAN, SHE WAS A FUN RIDE --
NO DOUBT ABOUT THIS --
1257
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,417
BUT SHE IS
A PREVIOUSLY OWNED VEHICLE.
1258
01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:02,219
I'M INTO THAT NEW-CAR SMELL.
1259
01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:04,121
Jessica: YOU ASSHOLE!
1260
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:09,093
W-WHOEVER LEFT THESE
TOWELS OVER HERE...
1261
01:02:09,126 --> 01:02:10,828
IS AN ASSHOLE.
1262
01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:18,535
NOW, THIS NEW CHICK I GOT --
[ WHISTLES ]
1263
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,637
DUDE, SHE IS GONNA BE
THE HOTTEST CHICK AT THE PROM.
1264
01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:22,572
I BET ONE OF HER
LITTLE HOTTIE FRIENDS
1265
01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:24,141
WOULD LOVE TO GO OUT
WITH THE QUARTERBACK.
1266
01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:26,877
OH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
COME ON, MAN.
1267
01:02:26,911 --> 01:02:29,079
MAYBE THIS ONE WILL
PUT OUT, UNLIKE THAT
COLD FISH, JESSICA.
1268
01:02:29,113 --> 01:02:31,648
YOU GO TO HELL!
1269
01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:38,222
WHOEVER LEFT
THESE SHOWERS ON...
1270
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,024
GO TO...HELL.
1271
01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:43,928
HEY...
1272
01:02:43,961 --> 01:02:47,764
JESSICA'S ANYTHING
BUT A COLD FISH, ALL RIGHT?
1273
01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:53,337
SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING GIRL
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
1274
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:57,641
DUDE, YOU'VE NEVER EVEN
BEEN OUT OF CALIFORNIA.
1275
01:02:57,674 --> 01:02:59,643
I DON'T CARE.
1276
01:02:59,676 --> 01:03:01,445
I LOVE HER.
1277
01:03:01,478 --> 01:03:03,080
I MEAN, I KNOW SHE THINKS
1278
01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:04,915
I ONLY WANT TO HAVE
SEX WITH HER,
1279
01:03:04,949 --> 01:03:06,917
BUT THAT'S NOT
WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
1280
01:03:06,951 --> 01:03:10,787
I MEAN,
WHEN THAT MOMENT COMES...
1281
01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:13,190
I WANT IT TO BE PERFECT.
1282
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,161
WOW.
1283
01:03:17,194 --> 01:03:19,663
THAT IS THE GAYEST THING
I HAVE EVER HEARD.
1284
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:26,103
SHE'S THE ONLY GIRL
THAT MAKES MY HEART
1285
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,472
BEAT FASTER AND SLOWER
AT THE SAME TIME.
1286
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,577
WHEN I'M NOT WITH HER...
1287
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,412
I'M NOT LIVING.
1288
01:03:37,681 --> 01:03:42,186
I'M ONLY EXISTING UNTIL I CAN
HOLD HER IN MY ARMS AGAIN.
1289
01:03:42,219 --> 01:03:43,988
[ SIGHS ]
1290
01:03:45,089 --> 01:03:47,557
GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY.
1291
01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:50,127
[ SOBS ]
1292
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,362
[ SNIFFLES, SIGHS ]
1293
01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:59,036
SOMEBODY SHIT IN THE LOCKER.
1294
01:03:59,069 --> 01:04:00,270
[ SNIFFLES ]
1295
01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:13,683
[ SALSA MUSIC PLAYS ]
1296
01:04:15,285 --> 01:04:17,854
CAN I HELP YOU
FIND SOMETHING?
1297
01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:21,325
[ Mexican accent ]
I-I WAS LOOKING FOR MY...
1298
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:22,526
EARRING.
1299
01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:25,062
IT, UH,
ACCIDENTALLY FELL...
1300
01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:27,164
INTO THE LAWN MOWER...
1301
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:30,834
AND, UH...RICOCHETED
INTO THE WINDOW.
1302
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,736
[ LAUGHING NERVOUSLY ]
1303
01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:36,873
I'VE ALWAYS LIKED
EARRINGS ON MEN.
1304
01:04:36,907 --> 01:04:38,708
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LEMONADE?
1305
01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:42,546
HERE YOU GO, TAQUITO.
1306
01:04:42,746 --> 01:04:44,814
IT'S GOT A MEXICAN FLAVOR
TO IT.
1307
01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:52,056
[ COUGHING, CHOKING ]
1308
01:04:53,423 --> 01:04:54,591
[ COUGHING ]
1309
01:04:54,624 --> 01:04:56,093
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
1310
01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:59,263
QUESADILLA AND SPICY MENUDO
WITH JALAPEÑOS --
1311
01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:00,530
YOUR NATIONAL DISH.
1312
01:05:00,564 --> 01:05:03,400
[ LAUGHING ]
1313
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:05,970
I'M SORRY.
1314
01:05:06,003 --> 01:05:07,704
[ SIGHS, CHUCKLES ]
1315
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:11,008
[ Deep voice ] IT'S BEEN SO LONG
SINCE I HEARD YOU LAUGH.
1316
01:05:12,809 --> 01:05:14,411
[ Mexican accent ]
I MEAN...
1317
01:05:14,444 --> 01:05:17,014
SINCE I STARTED
WORKING HERE.
1318
01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:19,716
[ MOANING ]
OH! OH!
1319
01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:20,884
[ SMOOCHING ]
1320
01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:21,918
BACK!
1321
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:24,921
[ GASPS ]
1322
01:05:24,955 --> 01:05:27,424
OH, I -- I AM SO SORRY.
1323
01:05:27,457 --> 01:05:29,426
[ SIGHS ]
NO PROBLEMO.
1324
01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:32,329
[ SIGHS ]
1325
01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:35,165
NO PROBLEMO.
1326
01:05:35,199 --> 01:05:36,300
OH!
1327
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,935
[ Deep voice ]
AAH! CAROL! CAROL! PLEASE!
1328
01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:41,071
THIS WOULD BE
VERY UNNATURAL FOR ME
1329
01:05:41,105 --> 01:05:43,240
IN AT LEAST
FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS!
1330
01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:44,241
AH! OH!
1331
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:45,309
[ GASPS ]
1332
01:05:46,977 --> 01:05:50,580
SO...YOU LIKE MEN?
1333
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,182
OF COURSE I DO.
1334
01:05:52,216 --> 01:05:54,118
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1335
01:05:54,151 --> 01:05:56,953
OH...
1336
01:05:58,388 --> 01:05:59,656
OH...
1337
01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:01,658
[ LAUGHS ]
1338
01:06:01,691 --> 01:06:03,293
[ Sighing ] OH...
1339
01:06:05,062 --> 01:06:07,464
[ SIGHS ]
1340
01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:11,401
CAROL...
1341
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:20,310
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL
AND VERY DESIRABLE WOMAN.
1342
01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:25,149
AND YOU HAVE A HUSBAND
WHO'S DYING TO BE WITH YOU.
1343
01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:26,883
H-HE SAID THAT?
1344
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,385
YES.
1345
01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:33,057
I CLEANED UP THE LANGUAGE
A BIT, BUT...YES.
1346
01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:38,195
I KNOW!
1347
01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:43,433
LET'S GO PAINT
YOUR TOENAILS.
1348
01:06:45,035 --> 01:06:47,337
THEN WE'LL WASH YOUR HAIR!
1349
01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:48,872
[ LAUGHS ]
1350
01:06:48,905 --> 01:06:51,007
MY DAUGHTER, JESSIE,
USED TO DO THOSE THINGS FOR ME.
1351
01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:54,811
I'LL MAKE UP FOR THAT
RIGHT NOW.
1352
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,246
COME ON...
1353
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:59,083
LET'S SHOW THAT MAN OF YOURS
WHAT HE'S BEEN MISSING.
1354
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:00,450
[ LAUGHS ]
COME ON!
1355
01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,619
[ Laughing ] OKAY!
1356
01:07:07,124 --> 01:07:08,024
[ SIGHS ]
1357
01:07:08,058 --> 01:07:09,393
[ CAROL GIGGLING ]
1358
01:07:09,426 --> 01:07:11,061
[ Mexican accent ]
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
1359
01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:13,897
Sí, YEAH, Sí, Sí.
1360
01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:15,365
UH-HUH. OKAY.
1361
01:07:15,399 --> 01:07:16,900
Sí, UH-HUH, Sí, Sí.
1362
01:07:16,933 --> 01:07:18,602
Sí, Sí.
[ MOANING ]
1363
01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:21,004
TO THE LEFT -- OOH,
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT!
1364
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,839
OH, YES! OH!
1365
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,241
Sí.
I LOVE THAT. OH, YES!
1366
01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:26,610
CAROL!
[ GASPS ]
1367
01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:29,246
HOW COULD YOU?!
IN MY OWN HOUSE?!
1368
01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:30,747
SEÑOR --
1369
01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:33,783
AND YOU, TAQUITO --
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AMIGOS!
1370
01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:36,420
THE LOOFAH FOR
THE SCRUBBING. THE SC--
GET OUT!
1371
01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:38,422
SEÑOR, IS FOR THE --
THE BATH. I WAS --
1372
01:07:38,455 --> 01:07:40,424
SHUT UP-O.
I WAS SCRUBBING.
1373
01:07:40,457 --> 01:07:42,092
OUT!
SEÑOR...
1374
01:07:42,126 --> 01:07:43,627
RICHIE, RICHIE...
1375
01:07:43,827 --> 01:07:46,230
[ SIGHS ] REALLY, I-IT'S --
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
1376
01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:47,797
[ SIGHS ]
1377
01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:49,499
IT'S MY OWN FAULT.
1378
01:07:55,004 --> 01:07:57,541
OH, DADDY!
1379
01:07:57,574 --> 01:07:58,742
MMM! OH!
1380
01:07:58,775 --> 01:08:01,611
[ WATER SPLASHES ]
OH! OH, DADDY!
1381
01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:08,585
LOOK AT
ALL THESE EARRINGS.
1382
01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:09,919
IT'S HOPELESS.
1383
01:08:09,953 --> 01:08:10,920
I'M SORRY.
1384
01:08:10,954 --> 01:08:12,556
[ SIGHS ]
1385
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,391
THE PROM'S IN THREE DAYS.
1386
01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:16,960
FORGET ABOUT
THE CHEER COMPETITION.
1387
01:08:20,130 --> 01:08:21,598
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
1388
01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:23,167
I HAD IT ALL.
1389
01:08:25,034 --> 01:08:27,771
AND I NEVER REALLY
APPRECIATED IT.
1390
01:08:27,804 --> 01:08:30,307
I TOOK EVERYBODY
FOR GRANTED.
1391
01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:35,612
OH, AND TODAY, MY DAD WALKED IN
ON ME AND MY MOM IN THE TUB.
1392
01:08:36,713 --> 01:08:40,116
I THINK I MAY HAVE
LOST MY JOB AS GARDENER.
1393
01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:41,418
[ SIGHS ]
1394
01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:44,254
YOU KNOW, I'M KINDA
SORRY TO SAY THIS,
1395
01:08:44,288 --> 01:08:47,424
BUT...THIS HAS BEEN
REALLY FUN.
1396
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:48,925
[ GIGGLING ]
1397
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:50,427
[ LAUGHING ]
1398
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,895
YEAH, RIGHT.
1399
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:53,930
[ TELEPHONE RINGS,
ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ]
1400
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:56,166
Jake: Hey, babe, it's Jake.
1401
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,202
Listen, I got a half-hour
after wrestling.
1402
01:08:58,235 --> 01:09:01,671
I CAN EITHER TAKE A SHOWER
OR I CAN COME ON OVER.
1403
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:09,946
[ Deep voice ]
TOO LATE, DUDE.
1404
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,881
She's with me right now.
1405
01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:14,918
SHE SAYS THAT MY PEEPEE'S
WAY BIGGER THAN YOURS.
1406
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,722
AND THAT'S
IF I FOLD IT IN HALF.
1407
01:09:18,755 --> 01:09:19,889
[ GASPS ]
1408
01:09:19,923 --> 01:09:21,325
WHA--
1409
01:09:22,426 --> 01:09:24,461
NO WAY!
[ LAUGHS ]
1410
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:27,331
OH, MY GOD,
THAT WAS AWESOME, SPENCE.
1411
01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:28,565
[ High-pitched ] ANYTIME.
1412
01:09:28,598 --> 01:09:30,600
[ LAUGHS ]
1413
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:32,068
[ BOTH SIGH ]
1414
01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:33,803
[ SIGHS ]
1415
01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:37,574
YOU KNOW, I REALLY THOUGHT
I WAS IN LOVE.
1416
01:09:39,343 --> 01:09:41,511
HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE,
ANYWAY?
1417
01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:45,382
I THINK IT'S WHEN
YOU FIND SOMEONE
1418
01:09:45,415 --> 01:09:48,418
THAT YOU CAN REALLY
BE YOURSELF WITH...
1419
01:09:48,452 --> 01:09:51,187
SHARE ANYTHING...
YOU KNOW?
1420
01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:53,323
YOU MEAN LIKE BEST FRIENDS?
1421
01:09:53,357 --> 01:09:54,524
YEAH.
1422
01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:59,696
LOVE'S WHEN
YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
1423
01:09:59,729 --> 01:10:02,932
WHAT YOUR LIFE WOULD BE LIKE
WITHOUT THAT OTHER PERSON,
1424
01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:07,203
WHEN WORDS DON'T COME CLOSE TO
HOW YOUR HEART REALLY FEELS.
1425
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:10,607
AND EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T
MAKE SENSE TO OTHER PEOPLE,
1426
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,842
YOU KNOW YOU'RE MEANT
TO BE TOGETHER.
1427
01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:13,910
YEAH.
1428
01:10:13,943 --> 01:10:16,413
AND YOU SPEND ALL NIGHT
THINKING ABOUT HIM.
1429
01:10:16,446 --> 01:10:19,416
AND IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE NEVER FELT MORE RESTED.
1430
01:10:19,449 --> 01:10:21,618
OH, IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE TO
GRAB ON TO SOMETHING,
1431
01:10:21,651 --> 01:10:24,254
'CAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR WHOLE
BODY'S ABOUT TO FLOAT AWAY.
1432
01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:25,455
[ GASPS EXCITEDLY ]
1433
01:10:25,489 --> 01:10:26,923
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
1434
01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:28,392
OKAY...
1435
01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:30,260
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
WHAT?
1436
01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:31,428
I HAVE AN IDEA.
1437
01:10:31,461 --> 01:10:32,929
WHAT? WHAT, WHAT?
1438
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:34,898
TELL --
IT MIGHT SOUND
KIND OF CRAZY.
1439
01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:36,600
TELL ME. TELL ME.
WHAT?
1440
01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:40,437
WHY DON'T YOU AND I
GO TO THE PROM TOGETHER?
1441
01:10:42,606 --> 01:10:44,240
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
1442
01:10:44,274 --> 01:10:46,209
YEAH!
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
1443
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,211
SO COOL!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
1444
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,178
AAAH!
1445
01:10:49,413 --> 01:10:50,447
YEAH!
1446
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:52,482
WE'D MAKE JAKE SO JEALOUS.
1447
01:10:52,682 --> 01:10:55,285
YEAH.
1448
01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:56,653
AHHHH.
1449
01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:57,787
[ LAUGHS ]
1450
01:10:57,821 --> 01:10:59,623
I GOT TO PEE.
OOH, I GOT TO PEE.
1451
01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:00,924
OOH.
1452
01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:02,125
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1453
01:11:02,158 --> 01:11:04,127
HMM-HOO!
1454
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,763
[ URINATING ]
1455
01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:08,598
[ FARTING ]
OH.
1456
01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,300
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1457
01:11:10,334 --> 01:11:12,802
[ URINATING, FARTING ]
OH!
1458
01:11:12,836 --> 01:11:14,771
OH, JEEZ!
[ SPLATTERING ]
1459
01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,172
SORRY, I'LL GET THAT.
1460
01:11:16,205 --> 01:11:17,407
ARE YOU OKAY?
1461
01:11:17,441 --> 01:11:18,642
I'LL GET IT.
1462
01:11:18,675 --> 01:11:20,944
SORRY.
1463
01:11:20,977 --> 01:11:24,180
* ASH TO ASH
1464
01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:28,017
* AND DUST TO DUST
1465
01:11:28,051 --> 01:11:30,354
* WE DREAM OF...
1466
01:11:30,387 --> 01:11:31,621
JESSICA?
1467
01:11:31,655 --> 01:11:33,256
* WE SOLD YOU...
1468
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,624
JESSICA?!
1469
01:11:34,658 --> 01:11:36,125
* OUR TRUST
1470
01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:39,463
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
1471
01:11:39,663 --> 01:11:41,197
JESSICA!
1472
01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:43,032
OH, JESSICA.
1473
01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:45,935
OH. OH, THANK GOD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1474
01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:48,004
[ SIGHS ]
I LOVE YOU, BABY.
1475
01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:49,105
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
1476
01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:51,007
I WOULD DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU.
1477
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,442
[ SCOFFS ] YEAH?
1478
01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:55,111
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
1479
01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:57,614
UH...
HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT?
1480
01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:58,882
WHAT?
1481
01:11:58,915 --> 01:12:00,216
HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT?
1482
01:12:00,249 --> 01:12:01,885
UM...
1483
01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:03,553
UH...
1484
01:12:03,587 --> 01:12:04,721
ABOUT $40.
1485
01:12:06,590 --> 01:12:08,091
THAT YOUR CAR?
1486
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,161
IT'S MY DAD'S.
1487
01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:13,830
YOU KNOW THAT.
1488
01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:16,400
OH, YEAH. COOL.
1489
01:12:16,433 --> 01:12:18,001
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
1490
01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:21,471
[ KEYS JINGLING ]
1491
01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:22,739
OH. THANKS.
1492
01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:24,207
[ SNIFFS ]
1493
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:27,377
HEY, UH, SO, UH,
W-WHAT'D YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?
1494
01:12:28,412 --> 01:12:29,513
BILLY.
1495
01:12:29,546 --> 01:12:31,415
OH, YEAH. OOH.
1496
01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:36,285
TAKE IT EASY, BOBBY.
1497
01:12:37,454 --> 01:12:39,155
[ DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES ]
IT'S "BILLY."
1498
01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:40,690
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1499
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:42,526
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
1500
01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:48,231
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
1501
01:12:48,264 --> 01:12:49,566
[ CHUCKLES ]
1502
01:12:49,599 --> 01:12:51,300
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS,
TIRES SQUEALING ]
1503
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,104
AAAH!
1504
01:12:57,441 --> 01:12:59,008
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
1505
01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:00,877
[ PANTING ]
1506
01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:05,882
[ CRYING SOFTLY ]
1507
01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:07,784
[ CROWD CHEERING,
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
1508
01:13:14,257 --> 01:13:15,559
YEAH.
1509
01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,731
[ WHISTLE BLOWS, MUSIC STOPS ]
1510
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:24,768
[ SALSA MUSIC PLAYS ]
1511
01:13:29,338 --> 01:13:30,674
WHERE'S JESSICA?
1512
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:33,943
[ SIGHS ]
DON'T WORRY, MISS BERNARD.
1513
01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:35,278
SHE'LL BE HERE.
1514
01:13:35,311 --> 01:13:37,080
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1515
01:13:37,113 --> 01:13:39,483
[ MEN SINGING IN SPANISH ]
1516
01:13:46,022 --> 01:13:48,024
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1517
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,895
HEY.
1518
01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:54,764
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] I REALLY
HOPE THIS WORKS, JESSICA.
1519
01:13:54,798 --> 01:13:57,233
COME ON,
LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS.
1520
01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:59,002
OKAY.
1521
01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:00,570
AAH. OH!
1522
01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,772
DUDE, THERE'S JESSICA.
1523
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:04,273
WHATEVER.
1524
01:14:04,307 --> 01:14:06,075
DUDE!
1525
01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:08,144
[ WHISTLES, CHEERS ]
1526
01:14:08,177 --> 01:14:09,479
NUMBER ONE!
1527
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,762
SHE DOES LOVE ME.
1528
01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:27,531
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS,
WHIP CRACKS ]
1529
01:14:27,564 --> 01:14:30,199
* ARE YOU FEELING FIERCE?
1530
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,541
[ INTRODUCTION TO RUN-D.M.C.'s
"IT'S TRICKY" PLAYS ]
1531
01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:39,342
* IT'S TRICKY
TO ROCK A RHYME *
1532
01:14:39,543 --> 01:14:41,044
* TO ROCK A RHYME
THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME *
1533
01:14:41,077 --> 01:14:42,712
* IT'S TRICKY
1534
01:14:42,746 --> 01:14:45,214
* IT'S TRICKY, TRICKY,
TRICKY, TRICKY *
1535
01:14:45,248 --> 01:14:47,250
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
1536
01:14:52,355 --> 01:14:54,023
WHOO-HOO!
1537
01:14:54,057 --> 01:14:56,893
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
1538
01:15:03,533 --> 01:15:05,735
All: THE BEES ARE COMING!
THE BEES ARE COMING!
1539
01:15:05,769 --> 01:15:06,970
STING THIS!
1540
01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,805
THAT'S YOU! THAT'S YOU!
I SEE YOU!
1541
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,807
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
1542
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,175
YEAH!
1543
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:14,744
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
1544
01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:17,446
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1545
01:15:18,748 --> 01:15:20,550
WHOA! OH!
Girl: AAAH!
1546
01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:22,218
[ ALL GASPING ]
1547
01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:23,319
AAAH!
1548
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:25,221
[ PANTING ]
1549
01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:26,956
[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]
1550
01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:29,893
[ VOMITING ]
OH! JE--
1551
01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:31,227
[ RETCHING ]
1552
01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:32,896
OH, COME ON, MAN.
1553
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:43,072
[ FEEDBACK ]
1554
01:15:43,272 --> 01:15:44,774
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1555
01:15:44,808 --> 01:15:47,510
IT APPEARS THE OLDER GENTLEMAN
IN THE BEE OUTFIT
1556
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:50,513
WITH THE FAKE BOOBS
IS THE SCHOOL JANITOR.
1557
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:54,417
AS PER SECTION 31C
OF THE RULE BOOK,
1558
01:15:54,450 --> 01:15:57,587
SCHOOL EMPLOYEES
ARE ALLOWED TO BE MASCOTS.
1559
01:15:57,621 --> 01:16:00,123
SAY HELLO
TO YOUR NEW CHAMPIONS --
1560
01:16:00,156 --> 01:16:02,225
THE BRIDGETOWN HONEYS!
1561
01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:04,160
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AAAH!AAAH!AAAH!
1562
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,064
AAAH!
1563
01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:08,932
YEAH!
1564
01:16:08,965 --> 01:16:10,366
YEAH!
1565
01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:12,568
AAAH!AAAH!
AAAH!AAAH!
1566
01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:14,904
[ LAUGHING WILDLY ]
1567
01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:18,942
WHOO-HOO!
OH!
1568
01:16:20,443 --> 01:16:21,911
UGH!
1569
01:16:21,945 --> 01:16:23,947
* GIVE ME ALL YOUR FEAR
1570
01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:27,316
* THROW IT ALL AWAY
1571
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:30,586
* AND THINK
ABOUT THE GOOD THINGS *
1572
01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:33,589
* NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
1573
01:16:33,623 --> 01:16:39,896
* WE'LL TAKE TOMORROW,
BABY, YEAH *
1574
01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:43,266
* ONE DAY AT A TIME
1575
01:16:43,299 --> 01:16:45,601
Woman on TV: HERE'S
A BIZARRE STORY FOR YOU --
1576
01:16:45,635 --> 01:16:47,603
POLICE ARE NOW SEARCHING
FOR THE HOT CHICK BANDIT --
1577
01:16:47,637 --> 01:16:51,407
A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN WHO
LURES MEN INTO DARK ALLEYWAYS,
1578
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:54,443
BEATS THEM SENSELESS,
AND TAKES THEIR WALLETS.
1579
01:16:54,477 --> 01:16:56,612
WELL, WE THOUGHT
MAYBE SHE NEEDED SOME HELP.
1580
01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:58,581
YEAH, WE'RE HELPFUL GUYS.
1581
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,950
SO WE WENT INTO THE ALLEY, AND
THEN SHE STARTS WAILING ON ME.
1582
01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:03,419
AND LET ME TELL YOU --
SHE DIDN'T HIT LIKE A GIRL.
1583
01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:06,089
LUCKILY, FITZY,
THE GOOD GUY THAT HE IS --
1584
01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:09,192
HE WAS HIDING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
WITH A VIDEO CAMERA.
1585
01:17:09,225 --> 01:17:11,227
LOOKS LIKE SHE WORKED YOU OVER
PRETTY GOOD.
1586
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,496
YEAH, WELL,
DON'T GET ME WRONG --
1587
01:17:13,529 --> 01:17:15,932
I GOT SOME SHOTS IN.
1588
01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:17,166
OW!
1589
01:17:17,366 --> 01:17:18,702
[ THUD, THUD, THUD ]
OW! OW! OW!
1590
01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:19,936
[ WHIMPERING ]
1591
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:21,905
OW!
1592
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,272
OW!
1593
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:24,440
[ THUD ]
OWWW!
1594
01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:25,474
[ THUD ]
1595
01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:26,710
OWWW!
1596
01:17:26,743 --> 01:17:28,812
WHY? OH, GOD.
1597
01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:31,180
OH, GOD, THAT HURT.
1598
01:17:31,214 --> 01:17:32,716
OWWW!
1599
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:35,819
[ WHIMPERING ]
1600
01:17:35,852 --> 01:17:38,154
WHY?! [ WHIMPERING ]
[ TELEPHONE BEEPING ]
1601
01:17:38,354 --> 01:17:40,056
[ WHIMPERING CONTINUES ]
1602
01:17:40,089 --> 01:17:41,324
[ RINGING ]
1603
01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:43,359
HI, IT'S APRIL.
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.
1604
01:17:43,392 --> 01:17:45,394
[ BEEP ]
April, it's Hildenburg.
1605
01:17:45,428 --> 01:17:48,164
I think I found Jessica's body.
It's in an alley outside a bar.
1606
01:17:48,197 --> 01:17:50,399
But we got to move fast,
because the police are
already looking for it.
1607
01:17:50,433 --> 01:17:51,801
CALL ME BACK.
OHH! OH!
1608
01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:53,202
AAAAHHH!
1609
01:17:53,236 --> 01:17:54,771
[ THUD ]
[ CAT SCREECHES ]
1610
01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:03,947
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
1611
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,790
[ JESSICA SNIFFLES,
CRIES SOFTLY ]
1612
01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:26,335
JESSICA?
1613
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:28,738
[ CRYING SOFTLY ]
1614
01:18:28,772 --> 01:18:31,574
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
1615
01:18:31,607 --> 01:18:33,176
[ SNIFFLES ]
1616
01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:36,379
[ SNIFFLES ]
NOT NOW, BOOGER.
1617
01:18:36,412 --> 01:18:38,047
I KNEW IT!
1618
01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:40,049
JESSIE, IT IS YOU!
1619
01:18:43,619 --> 01:18:45,721
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T
SNITCH ON ME?
1620
01:18:45,755 --> 01:18:47,256
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY SISTER,
1621
01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:49,558
AND I ACCEPT YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE.
1622
01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:53,997
COME HERE.
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
1623
01:18:55,999 --> 01:18:57,266
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
1624
01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:59,235
YOU ARE SUCH
A LITTLE WEIRDO.
1625
01:18:59,435 --> 01:19:00,937
[ SNIFFLES ]
1626
01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:16,152
* THAT'S RIGHT, DON'T BE
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT *
1627
01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:18,487
* SEE, MY NAME
IS GRANDMA FUNK, Y'ALL *
1628
01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:21,257
* FUNK IF YOU'RE NASTY,
DARLING *
1629
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:22,558
OOH...
1630
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:25,161
SWEET AS CAND-Y!
1631
01:19:25,194 --> 01:19:26,762
Keecia's mother:
LING-LING!
1632
01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:28,564
* I NEED
A LITTLE MORE VOLUME *
1633
01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:32,101
"L" TO THE "I"
TO THE "N" TO THE "G."
1634
01:19:32,135 --> 01:19:33,402
[ LAUGHS ]
1635
01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:36,405
LING-LING, YOU FORGOT
YOUR BLING-BLING.
1636
01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:39,809
MOM...
YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!
1637
01:19:41,177 --> 01:19:43,412
I JUST WANT
TO MEET YOU HALFWAY.
1638
01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:44,981
* ARE YOU READY TO GET DOWN,
GET FUNKY? *
1639
01:19:45,014 --> 01:19:47,150
NIGGA, "PREASE"!
1640
01:19:47,183 --> 01:19:50,019
[ GROOVE ARMADA'S
"I SEE YOU, BABY" PLAYS ]
1641
01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:59,829
I WISH MY MAMA GOT ME
SOME BLING-BLING.
1642
01:19:59,863 --> 01:20:01,931
HONEY, IF YOU DON'T
WANT HER AS YOUR MAMA,
1643
01:20:01,965 --> 01:20:03,166
I'LL TAKE HER.
1644
01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:05,001
GIRL, PLEASE.
GIRL, PLEASE.
1645
01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:06,435
* UH!
1646
01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:07,937
* WHAT?
* UH!
1647
01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:09,939
* COME ON!
* UH!
1648
01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:12,808
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS,
SIREN WAILING ]
1649
01:20:25,188 --> 01:20:27,823
* WHOA,
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY *
1650
01:20:27,857 --> 01:20:30,359
* WHOA,
PRETTY, PRETTY SHY ONE *
1651
01:20:30,393 --> 01:20:33,029
* WHOA,
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY *
1652
01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:34,998
* WHOA,
PRETTY, PRETTY FLY ONE *
1653
01:20:35,031 --> 01:20:36,399
YOU STILL THINK I HAVE
A CHANCE AT PROM QUEEN?
1654
01:20:36,599 --> 01:20:37,901
NO.
1655
01:20:37,934 --> 01:20:39,468
OKAY.
1656
01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:42,605
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1657
01:20:44,273 --> 01:20:45,274
MOM!
1658
01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,511
I'M SORRY.
1659
01:20:48,544 --> 01:20:50,813
BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
KEEP EMBARRASSING ME
1660
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,015
IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS?
1661
01:20:52,048 --> 01:20:54,317
[ SIGHS ]
1662
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:56,619
YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED OF ME.
1663
01:20:58,287 --> 01:21:01,224
YOU'RE REALLY ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
1664
01:21:01,257 --> 01:21:03,426
[ BREATHING SHAKILY ]
1665
01:21:03,459 --> 01:21:04,727
TELL LULU --
1666
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:07,030
EASY ON THE CHRONIC.
1667
01:21:07,063 --> 01:21:08,864
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER,
BUZZING ]
1668
01:21:08,898 --> 01:21:10,934
* BOW DOWN
* WHEN I COME TO YOUR TOWN
1669
01:21:10,967 --> 01:21:13,169
* BOW DOWN
* WHEN I'M WESTWARD BOUND
1670
01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:14,537
* BOW DOWN
1671
01:21:14,570 --> 01:21:16,705
* 'CAUSE I AIN'T
A HATER LIKE YOU *
1672
01:21:16,739 --> 01:21:18,674
* BOW DOWN TO A DEALER
THAT'S GREATER THAN YOU *
1673
01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:21,744
* I TAKE TEN STEPS,
AND I DRAW *
1674
01:21:21,777 --> 01:21:22,912
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
1675
01:21:22,946 --> 01:21:25,181
OHHH! OH! OH!
1676
01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:27,583
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
1677
01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:29,752
[ BEEP ]
1678
01:21:29,785 --> 01:21:32,488
OH, H-H-HI, CAROL.
1679
01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:36,725
JESSICA
DIDN'T GET READY HERE.
1680
01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:42,265
NO. NO, SHE HASN'T
BEEN HERE ALL WEEK.
1681
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,801
[ BEEP ]
1682
01:21:45,834 --> 01:21:47,903
OH! I KNEW IT!
1683
01:21:47,937 --> 01:21:50,373
[ GASPS ] SOMETHING IS GOING ON
WITH JESSICA AND APRIL.
1684
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:53,109
OH...OH, I'M GONNA
GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.
1685
01:21:53,142 --> 01:21:56,745
IF YOU RUIN APRIL'S NIGHT,
I WILL HAVE YOU PUT AWAY.
1686
01:21:56,779 --> 01:21:58,247
WH--
1687
01:21:58,447 --> 01:22:01,217
I-IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME,
I-I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF.
1688
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,785
[ RUSTLING ]
1689
01:22:06,855 --> 01:22:09,625
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
1690
01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:13,696
[ HORN BLARING ]
1691
01:22:16,632 --> 01:22:19,435
[ BLARING CONTINUES ]
1692
01:22:19,468 --> 01:22:21,437
[ MICHELLE BRANCH'S
"YOU GET ME" PLAYS ]
1693
01:22:21,470 --> 01:22:23,906
* SO I'M A LITTLE LEFT
OF CENTER *
1694
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:25,674
* I'M A LITTLE OUT OF TUNE
1695
01:22:25,708 --> 01:22:27,076
I THINK THIS
IS A GOOD SPOT.
1696
01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:28,644
* SOME SAY I'M PARANORMAL
1697
01:22:28,677 --> 01:22:30,246
JAKE'S GOT TO
COME RIGHT BY HERE.
1698
01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:32,681
I DON'T REALLY CARE
ABOUT JAKE ANYMORE.
1699
01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:35,518
YOU SHOULDN'T.
HE'S A JERK.
1700
01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:37,753
THERE'S NO ONE I'D RATHER
BE WITH HERE TONIGHT.
1701
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:39,422
* I DON'T CARE
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING *
1702
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:40,589
ME EITHER.
1703
01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:41,924
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1704
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,426
* AS LONG AS I'M YOUR GIRL
1705
01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:46,929
APRIL, YOU LOOK
SO BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
1706
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:49,432
NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN THERE
FOR ME LIKE YOU HAVE.
1707
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,400
YOU'VE ALWAYS
BEEN THERE FOR ME.
1708
01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:55,471
ANY GUY WOULD BE SO LUCKY TO
HAVE YOU AS THEIR GIRLFRIEND.
1709
01:22:55,504 --> 01:22:57,840
AND I SHOULD KNOW.
1710
01:22:57,873 --> 01:23:00,043
I'VE BEEN A GUY
FOR ALMOST A WEEK NOW.
1711
01:23:00,243 --> 01:23:03,646
AND IN THAT TIME, YOU HAVE BEEN
SUCH A GOOD FRIEND TO ME.
1712
01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:06,349
I DON'T KNOW HOW
I COULD EVER THANK YOU.
1713
01:23:06,382 --> 01:23:09,185
EHHHH...
1714
01:23:12,088 --> 01:23:13,289
HERE HE COMES.
1715
01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,491
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
1716
01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:19,962
THAT DRESS LOOKS GREAT.
1717
01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:22,531
IS IT EASY TO GET OUT OF?
1718
01:23:22,565 --> 01:23:23,599
[ SLURPS ]
1719
01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:31,006
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
1720
01:23:33,176 --> 01:23:33,809
GOD.
1721
01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:35,244
AAAH!
1722
01:23:35,278 --> 01:23:37,380
OH...
1723
01:23:41,450 --> 01:23:44,253
I AM SO LESBIAN
RIGHT NOW.
1724
01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:47,890
[ SCOFFS ]
1725
01:23:47,923 --> 01:23:50,659
WE TOTALLY NAILED HIM.
[ LAUGHS ]
1726
01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,695
JAKE IS SO JEALOUS.
1727
01:23:52,728 --> 01:23:55,030
HE SPILLED HIS DRINK
ALL OVER HIS DATE.
1728
01:23:55,064 --> 01:23:57,466
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
1729
01:24:01,270 --> 01:24:04,307
WE ALREADY GOT HIM, HONEY.
HE CAN'T SEE US ANYM--
1730
01:24:09,612 --> 01:24:11,247
SPENCE, I LOVE YOU.
1731
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:13,916
I LOVE YOU, TOO, APRIL.
1732
01:24:13,949 --> 01:24:17,186
IF YOU WEREN'T HOLDING ON
TO ME RIGHT NOW...
1733
01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:18,621
I'D FLOAT AWAY.
1734
01:24:19,955 --> 01:24:22,591
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,
AND NOW YOU'RE A GUY.
1735
01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:25,361
IT'S MEANT TO BE.
1736
01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,996
[ SIGHS ]
1737
01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:32,935
APRIL...
1738
01:24:32,968 --> 01:24:35,404
YOU DON'T NEED ME
OR ANY GUY
1739
01:24:35,604 --> 01:24:38,374
TO MAKE YOU FEEL
BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL...
1740
01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:40,743
BECAUSE YOU ARE.
1741
01:24:40,776 --> 01:24:44,647
YOU ARE THE GREATEST GIRL
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
1742
01:24:46,249 --> 01:24:48,817
YOU ARE ALL YOU NEED.
1743
01:24:48,851 --> 01:24:52,821
I KNOW IT'S CRAZY,
BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.
1744
01:24:52,855 --> 01:24:54,790
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU,
SPENCE.
1745
01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:01,330
[ SIGHS ]
1746
01:25:06,001 --> 01:25:08,036
[ SIGHS ]
1747
01:25:24,287 --> 01:25:25,688
APRIL...
1748
01:25:27,856 --> 01:25:29,458
YOU GONNA BE OKAY?
1749
01:25:29,492 --> 01:25:31,394
I'M SORRY.
1750
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:33,128
DON'T BE.
1751
01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:39,001
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET
A LITTLE THING LIKE...
1752
01:25:39,034 --> 01:25:41,837
ME TURNING INTO A MAN
AND YOU WANTING TO BE WITH ME
1753
01:25:41,870 --> 01:25:44,106
GET IN THE WAY
OF OUR FRIENDSHIP, ARE WE?
1754
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:45,674
[ CHUCKLES ]
1755
01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:54,917
[ SIGHS ]
I'M IN LOVE WITH BILLY.
1756
01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:59,121
AND IF I'M GONNA BE
STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER,
1757
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:03,559
HE'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO
ACCEPT ME AS I AM --
1758
01:26:03,759 --> 01:26:06,061
A MAN.
1759
01:26:10,199 --> 01:26:12,735
THAT'S MY MAN.
1760
01:26:12,768 --> 01:26:15,371
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
1761
01:26:15,404 --> 01:26:17,706
I THINK I KNOW
WHO'S IN JESSICA'S BODY.
1762
01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:18,807
[ GASPS ]
1763
01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:20,843
AND I KNOW
WHERE WE CAN FIND HIM.
1764
01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:23,145
LET'S FIND JESSICA
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
1765
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:26,815
HILDENBURG,
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
1766
01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:28,217
COME ON.
1767
01:26:30,786 --> 01:26:33,789
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1768
01:26:37,192 --> 01:26:38,427
AAH!
1769
01:26:43,599 --> 01:26:45,100
COME ON.
1770
01:26:45,133 --> 01:26:47,202
[ WHIP CRACKING ]
Man: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH.
1771
01:26:47,236 --> 01:26:49,171
[ LAUGHS ]
I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.
1772
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,740
NO WAY, MAN.
[ LAUGHS ]
1773
01:26:51,774 --> 01:26:53,909
[ WHISTLES ]
SCOOT. HE'S MINE.
1774
01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:55,578
MMM, BOY,
I DON'T THINK SO.
1775
01:26:55,611 --> 01:26:56,745
AAH!
1776
01:26:56,779 --> 01:26:58,247
[ SIGHS ]
1777
01:26:58,281 --> 01:27:00,583
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
GET AWAY!
1778
01:27:00,616 --> 01:27:02,117
BILLY...
1779
01:27:02,150 --> 01:27:04,487
IT'S ME -- JESSICA.
1780
01:27:06,955 --> 01:27:08,891
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ME.
1781
01:27:08,924 --> 01:27:10,259
MISTER...
1782
01:27:10,293 --> 01:27:12,027
YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
1783
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:14,463
YOU KNOW HOW
WHEN I TOUCH YOU THERE,
1784
01:27:14,497 --> 01:27:16,732
IT MAKES YOUR WHOLE LEG
TINGLE?
1785
01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:18,834
AND WHEN
I TOUCH YOU HERE...
1786
01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:25,574
NO. NO.
NO, IT CAN'T BE.
1787
01:27:25,608 --> 01:27:28,210
DO YOU REMEMBER
AFTER THE HOMECOMING GAME...
1788
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:31,547
AFTER YOU THREW THE WINNING PASS
TO BEAT CARLMONT,
1789
01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:34,082
YOU AND I WENT
BEHIND THE SCOREBOARD AND...
1790
01:27:34,116 --> 01:27:36,585
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1791
01:27:37,986 --> 01:27:41,590
[ WHISPERING ]
1792
01:27:41,624 --> 01:27:43,592
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1793
01:27:48,997 --> 01:27:51,400
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1794
01:27:51,434 --> 01:27:54,136
YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
1795
01:27:56,271 --> 01:28:00,709
SILLY...BILLY...NILLY.
1796
01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:04,079
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1797
01:28:04,112 --> 01:28:07,215
YOU'LL KNOW IT'S ME.
1798
01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,287
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1799
01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,459
[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
1800
01:28:27,169 --> 01:28:28,371
OH!
1801
01:28:28,404 --> 01:28:30,473
OH, I CAN'T!
I CAN'T DO IT!
1802
01:28:30,506 --> 01:28:32,441
YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU'D LOVE ME
NO MATTER WHAT.
1803
01:28:32,475 --> 01:28:35,944
BU-- I --
YOU'RE A 30-YEAR-OLD DUDE!
1804
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,413
JUST ON THE OUTSIDE!
1805
01:28:38,914 --> 01:28:40,616
BILLY!
1806
01:28:40,649 --> 01:28:42,050
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
BIL--
1807
01:28:42,084 --> 01:28:43,619
WE FOUND YOUR BODY.
1808
01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:45,253
[ PANTING ]
1809
01:28:47,423 --> 01:28:49,725
IT'LL BE FINE.
ARE YOU SURE
SHE'S ALL RIGHT?
1810
01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:50,559
I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE FINE.
BOOGER!
1811
01:28:50,593 --> 01:28:52,060
BOOGER, HURRY UP!
1812
01:28:52,094 --> 01:28:53,896
COME ON, BUDDY!
1813
01:28:53,929 --> 01:28:55,798
YOU GOT TO LEARN TO
RUN IN THOSE HEELS
IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THEM.
1814
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:58,734
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1815
01:28:58,767 --> 01:29:00,736
[ SISTER SLEDGE'S "HE'S
THE GREATEST DANCER" PLAYS ]
1816
01:29:00,769 --> 01:29:03,305
* OH, WHAT, WOW
1817
01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:05,574
* HE'S THE GREATEST DANCER
THERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART.
1818
01:29:05,608 --> 01:29:07,242
* THAT I'VE EVER SEEN
1819
01:29:07,275 --> 01:29:09,244
* I'VE EVER SEEN
[ LAUGHS ]
1820
01:29:09,277 --> 01:29:11,146
* OH, WHAT, WOW
[ GRUNTS ]
1821
01:29:11,179 --> 01:29:13,382
* HE'S THE GREATEST DANCER
1822
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:15,083
* OH, WHAT, WOW
1823
01:29:15,117 --> 01:29:15,918
* THAT I'VE EVER SEEN
1824
01:29:15,951 --> 01:29:17,620
OH, SHIT!
1825
01:29:20,589 --> 01:29:21,757
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1826
01:29:23,759 --> 01:29:26,395
I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE
A GOOD NIGHT.
1827
01:29:26,429 --> 01:29:28,196
OW! GOD.
1828
01:29:28,230 --> 01:29:29,898
THANKS, HILDENBURG.
1829
01:29:29,932 --> 01:29:32,267
I WANT MY BODY BACK
RIGHT NOW!
1830
01:29:32,300 --> 01:29:35,871
WELL, FINDERS KEEPERS,
SWEETHEART.
1831
01:29:35,904 --> 01:29:37,105
[ LIGHTER CLICKS ]
1832
01:29:39,141 --> 01:29:42,010
HOW DARE YOU?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS COULD DO TO MY LUNGS?!
1833
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,446
[ SCOFFS ]
1834
01:29:43,479 --> 01:29:45,280
YOU GIVE ME THAT EARRING!
GIVE ME THAT EARRING!
1835
01:29:45,481 --> 01:29:46,915
YOU GIVE ME THAT EARRING.
1836
01:29:46,949 --> 01:29:49,084
GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT.
GIVE IT TO ME.
1837
01:29:49,117 --> 01:29:50,419
OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
1838
01:29:50,453 --> 01:29:53,055
SIT DOWN.
CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
1839
01:29:53,088 --> 01:29:54,723
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL,
OKAY?
1840
01:29:54,757 --> 01:29:56,925
NOW...
1841
01:29:56,959 --> 01:29:59,862
JUST LET ME MAKE ANOTHER
500 BUCKS TONIGHT, OKAY?
1842
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,731
AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU
YOUR BODY BACK
1843
01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:04,867
'CAUSE IT'S
SO IMPORTANT TO YOU.
1844
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:07,169
[ Mockingly ]
"I'M CRYING ABOUT MY BODY."
1845
01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:09,271
AND THEN...
1846
01:30:09,304 --> 01:30:11,540
YOU CAN JUST LOAN IT TO ME
EVERY OTHER WEEKEND
1847
01:30:11,574 --> 01:30:13,909
AND -- SO I CAN PAY OFF
SOME GAMBLING DEBTS.
1848
01:30:14,109 --> 01:30:16,579
WEEKENDS --
LOAN YOU MY BODY.
1849
01:30:16,612 --> 01:30:18,146
[ CHUCKLES ]
1850
01:30:18,180 --> 01:30:19,748
I WANT MY BODY BACK!
1851
01:30:19,782 --> 01:30:22,117
GIVE ME MY BODY BACK!
1852
01:30:22,150 --> 01:30:23,251
GIVE --
[ CHOKING ]
1853
01:30:24,152 --> 01:30:25,320
HEY...
1854
01:30:25,353 --> 01:30:27,490
LOOK AT ME.
1855
01:30:27,523 --> 01:30:29,492
I'M ONLY GONNA
TELL YOU THIS ONCE --
1856
01:30:29,525 --> 01:30:33,128
NO STRANGLING THE DANCERS
OR YOU ARE OUT OF HERE!
1857
01:30:33,161 --> 01:30:35,197
NOW, CAN'T YOU READ?
1858
01:30:38,867 --> 01:30:41,737
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
1859
01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:43,238
* WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
1860
01:30:43,271 --> 01:30:45,007
NOW, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
1861
01:30:47,142 --> 01:30:49,244
I GOT TO HIT THE HEAD.
1862
01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:51,413
* GIVE IT TO ME
1863
01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:53,181
* LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT
1864
01:30:53,215 --> 01:30:54,650
* AND IT CAN PASS YOU BY
1865
01:30:54,683 --> 01:30:56,451
HEY, DON'T WORRY.
1866
01:30:56,485 --> 01:30:58,353
WE'RE GONNA GET HIM.
1867
01:31:00,055 --> 01:31:01,189
[ GASPS ]
1868
01:31:02,124 --> 01:31:03,458
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
1869
01:31:04,527 --> 01:31:05,761
HEY, BABE.
1870
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,362
[ WHISTLES ] SWEETHEART.
1871
01:31:07,395 --> 01:31:08,997
HEY...
1872
01:31:10,065 --> 01:31:11,634
NO WAY!
1873
01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:14,302
JESSICA?!
THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN?
1874
01:31:14,336 --> 01:31:15,470
[ LAUGHING ]
1875
01:31:15,504 --> 01:31:17,606
I WANT A DANCE FROM YOU!
1876
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:18,941
YE-E-E-AH!
1877
01:31:18,974 --> 01:31:19,875
MAR--
1878
01:31:19,908 --> 01:31:21,009
OH.
1879
01:31:21,677 --> 01:31:22,811
UGH! OH!
1880
01:31:22,845 --> 01:31:24,980
[ EXHALES RAPIDLY ]
1881
01:31:25,013 --> 01:31:29,217
SO, DANCING NAKED
MUST BE FUN, HUH?
1882
01:31:29,251 --> 01:31:31,520
YEAH, SURE...
1883
01:31:31,554 --> 01:31:32,988
WHY WOULDN'T IT BE?
1884
01:31:33,188 --> 01:31:35,223
WHERE DO YOU KEEP
YOUR WEED, THOUGH?
1885
01:31:36,692 --> 01:31:39,361
* GIVE IT TO ME,
GIVE IT TO ME *
1886
01:31:39,394 --> 01:31:41,664
OHHHH.
1887
01:31:41,697 --> 01:31:44,232
THAT'S GOOD.
1888
01:31:44,432 --> 01:31:47,369
I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
1889
01:31:47,402 --> 01:31:49,271
SURE.
1890
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:54,409
[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
1891
01:32:02,450 --> 01:32:04,252
[ SIGHS ]
1892
01:32:04,286 --> 01:32:05,921
BYE, SPENCE.
1893
01:32:08,223 --> 01:32:10,826
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
MY BEST FRIEND.
1894
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:12,595
FOREVER.
1895
01:32:12,628 --> 01:32:14,730
[ SIGHS ]
1896
01:32:19,735 --> 01:32:21,269
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1897
01:32:21,303 --> 01:32:23,071
[ LAUGHS ]
1898
01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:27,676
[ INTRODUCTION TO
"MORE THAN A WOMAN" PLAYS ]
1899
01:32:27,710 --> 01:32:29,077
BILLY?
1900
01:32:29,111 --> 01:32:30,646
HI, MRS. SPENCER.
1901
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:33,849
MR. SPENCER.
1902
01:32:33,882 --> 01:32:35,784
HOW'S IT GOING, BOOGER?
1903
01:32:37,085 --> 01:32:39,021
[ SIGHS ]
1904
01:32:39,054 --> 01:32:41,389
THIS ISN'T THE PROM.
1905
01:32:41,423 --> 01:32:42,825
OH, MY GOD.
1906
01:32:43,058 --> 01:32:44,259
[ SIGHS ]
1907
01:32:44,459 --> 01:32:45,493
* MORE THAN A WOMAN
1908
01:32:45,728 --> 01:32:46,595
* AAAAAHHH
1909
01:32:46,629 --> 01:32:47,763
ANYTHING YET?
1910
01:32:47,796 --> 01:32:49,765
NO.
1911
01:32:49,798 --> 01:32:51,433
OH.
1912
01:32:52,768 --> 01:32:54,569
THERE YOU GO!
COME ON, SHAKE IT!
1913
01:32:54,770 --> 01:32:56,104
WHOO! YOU NAUGHTY
LITTLE HONEYBEE.
1914
01:32:56,304 --> 01:32:57,272
YES, YOU ARE!
1915
01:32:58,106 --> 01:33:00,442
OH! HO! WHOO!
1916
01:33:00,475 --> 01:33:02,377
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
1917
01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:03,612
ANYTHING YET?
1918
01:33:03,812 --> 01:33:04,713
NO.
1919
01:33:04,747 --> 01:33:07,282
I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M O--
1920
01:33:07,482 --> 01:33:09,151
* HEY, YEAH, YEAH
1921
01:33:09,184 --> 01:33:11,920
* MORE THAN A WOMAN,
YOU'LL SEE *
[ GIGGLING ]
1922
01:33:11,954 --> 01:33:13,421
* AAH
1923
01:33:13,455 --> 01:33:14,857
* MORE THAN A WOMAN
1924
01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:16,224
* YE-E-E-E-AH
1925
01:33:16,258 --> 01:33:17,660
[ BOING! ]
1926
01:33:17,693 --> 01:33:19,594
OH! OH! OH!
1927
01:33:19,628 --> 01:33:22,564
UH-HUH.
1928
01:33:22,597 --> 01:33:26,068
* MORE THAN A WOMAN
1929
01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:28,236
HEY, BUDDY?
HOW ABOUT A LAP DANCE?
1930
01:33:28,270 --> 01:33:29,571
* ...YOU'LL SEE
1931
01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:31,306
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
1932
01:33:31,339 --> 01:33:32,941
[ GASPS ]
1933
01:33:32,975 --> 01:33:34,743
[ CHUCKLING ]
1934
01:33:34,777 --> 01:33:36,244
[ GRUNTS ]
1935
01:33:36,278 --> 01:33:39,314
* MORE THAN A WOMAN,
YOU'LL SEE *
1936
01:33:39,347 --> 01:33:40,515
[ CHOKING ]
1937
01:33:40,548 --> 01:33:43,118
HEY! CAN'T YOU READ?!
1938
01:33:43,318 --> 01:33:45,253
MONDAY NIGHT'S GAY NIGHT.
1939
01:33:45,287 --> 01:33:47,122
[ CHOKING ]
1940
01:33:47,155 --> 01:33:49,792
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1941
01:33:51,660 --> 01:33:52,594
WHAT?
1942
01:33:52,627 --> 01:33:55,197
OH. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1943
01:33:55,230 --> 01:33:56,364
[ LAUGHS ]
1944
01:33:56,398 --> 01:33:57,933
IT'S ME?
1945
01:33:57,966 --> 01:33:59,601
[ LAUGHING ]
1946
01:33:59,634 --> 01:34:00,803
REALLY?
1947
01:34:01,003 --> 01:34:02,504
[ UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS ]
1948
01:34:02,537 --> 01:34:03,939
OH!
1949
01:34:03,972 --> 01:34:05,373
OH!
1950
01:34:05,407 --> 01:34:06,809
IT IS! [ GASPS ]
1951
01:34:06,842 --> 01:34:08,110
IT REALLY IS!
1952
01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:10,045
[ Laughing ] OH.
1953
01:34:12,047 --> 01:34:13,315
[ GASPS ]
1954
01:34:15,517 --> 01:34:16,618
[ BOTH SQUEALING ]
1955
01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:17,986
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
1956
01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:19,154
AAAH!
1957
01:34:19,354 --> 01:34:21,924
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
1958
01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:27,495
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
1959
01:34:31,433 --> 01:34:32,768
TAQUITO?
1960
01:34:37,906 --> 01:34:39,241
IT'S REALLY YOU.
1961
01:34:47,415 --> 01:34:49,551
BILLY.
1962
01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:51,419
MMM...
1963
01:34:51,453 --> 01:34:53,588
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1964
01:34:53,621 --> 01:34:56,158
LISTEN, I...
I'M SO SO--
1965
01:34:56,191 --> 01:34:57,692
DOESN'T MATTER.
1966
01:34:57,726 --> 01:34:59,227
NOTHING MATTERS.
1967
01:34:59,261 --> 01:35:01,563
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OTHER
GIRL I TOOK TO THE PROM.
1968
01:35:01,596 --> 01:35:02,998
I DON'T CARE
WHAT JAKE THINKS.
1969
01:35:03,031 --> 01:35:05,100
I DON'T CARE
THAT YOU TOOK MY MONEY,
1970
01:35:05,133 --> 01:35:06,869
STOLE MY DAD'S CAR,
1971
01:35:06,902 --> 01:35:08,837
AND...TRIED TO RUN ME
DOWN WITH IT.
1972
01:35:08,871 --> 01:35:09,838
NO, I --
1973
01:35:09,872 --> 01:35:11,406
NONE OF THAT MATTERS.
1974
01:35:11,439 --> 01:35:14,709
[ SIGHS ]
1975
01:35:14,743 --> 01:35:16,278
I'LL EVEN TRY
TO FIND A WAY
1976
01:35:16,311 --> 01:35:19,948
TO GET OVER YOUR NEW JOB
AS AN EXOTIC DANCER.
1977
01:35:19,982 --> 01:35:21,583
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1978
01:35:21,616 --> 01:35:22,717
[ CHUCKLES ]
1979
01:35:22,751 --> 01:35:24,319
[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
1980
01:35:25,754 --> 01:35:27,022
BILLY...
1981
01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:28,623
DO YOU FEEL THAT?
1982
01:35:30,658 --> 01:35:33,228
YOU ARE THE ONLY BOY
WHO MAKES MY HEART
1983
01:35:33,261 --> 01:35:36,531
BEAT FASTER AND SLOWER
AT THE SAME TIME.
1984
01:35:36,564 --> 01:35:38,733
[ SIGHS ]
1985
01:35:38,767 --> 01:35:41,136
[ MUSIC SWELLS ]
1986
01:35:56,618 --> 01:35:58,220
[ SNIFFLES ]
1987
01:35:58,253 --> 01:36:00,655
I'M NOT PRESSING CHARGES.
1988
01:36:14,269 --> 01:36:17,239
HEY, YOU BETTER GET BACK
ONSTAGE, LITTLE LADY.
1989
01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:19,842
THE ONLY PLACE
THIS LITTLE LADY IS GOING
1990
01:36:19,875 --> 01:36:22,577
IS HOME
WITH ME AND MY WIFE.
1991
01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:25,747
HEY, WHAT KIND OF A PLACE DO YOU
THINK I'M RUNNING HERE, PAL?!
1992
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:27,582
CLASS VALEDICTORIAN --
1993
01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:30,152
KEECIA "LING-LING" JACKSON.
1994
01:36:30,352 --> 01:36:32,420
[ CHEERING ]
1995
01:36:32,454 --> 01:36:34,089
Keecia: FIRST OF ALL,
1996
01:36:34,122 --> 01:36:37,792
I'D LIKE TO SAY I'M VERY PROUD
TO BE HALF KOREAN.
1997
01:36:37,826 --> 01:36:40,062
THANK YOU, HONEY!
1998
01:36:40,295 --> 01:36:41,529
BUT DON'T FORGET --
1999
01:36:41,563 --> 01:36:44,699
YOU'RE ALSO
ONE-QUARTER JEWISH!
2000
01:36:44,732 --> 01:36:46,869
MAZEL TOV, BABY!
2001
01:36:46,902 --> 01:36:48,336
SHALOM!
2002
01:36:48,370 --> 01:36:50,605
* I'D DO ANYTHING
2003
01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:53,375
* JUST TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS
2004
01:36:53,408 --> 01:36:55,677
* TO TRY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
2005
01:36:55,710 --> 01:36:57,512
WAIT! WAIT!
2006
01:36:57,545 --> 01:36:59,547
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
2007
01:37:03,185 --> 01:37:04,719
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
2008
01:37:04,752 --> 01:37:06,554
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
2009
01:37:06,588 --> 01:37:08,390
HEY, THANKS
FOR HELPING ME OUT, MAN.
2010
01:37:08,423 --> 01:37:10,192
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
2011
01:37:10,225 --> 01:37:13,061
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
2012
01:37:13,095 --> 01:37:16,031
[ LOU RAWLS' "YOU'LL NEVER
FIND ANOTHER LOVE LIKE MINE"
PLAYS ]
2013
01:37:16,064 --> 01:37:18,967
* YOU'LL NEVER FIND
2014
01:37:19,001 --> 01:37:21,503
* ANOTHER LOVE LIKE MINE
2015
01:37:21,536 --> 01:37:23,205
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
2016
01:37:23,238 --> 01:37:24,506
AAAAHHH!
2017
01:37:24,539 --> 01:37:27,742
* IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S OKAY
2018
01:37:27,775 --> 01:37:31,346
* I'LL KEEP HOLDING ON TODAY
2019
01:37:31,379 --> 01:37:38,386
* 'CAUSE I'M WAITING FOR
THE STARLIGHT IN YOUR EYES *
2020
01:37:38,420 --> 01:37:41,990
* NO MORE FAITH, NO MORE HOPE
2021
01:37:42,024 --> 01:37:45,560
* ALL THAT I CAN DO IS GROPE
2022
01:37:45,593 --> 01:37:53,335
* FOR A SHRED OF LOVING CARE
FROM MY GIRL *
2023
01:37:53,368 --> 01:37:57,472
* THE PAIN YOU FELT
HAS BURDENED YOU *
2024
01:37:57,705 --> 01:38:00,542
* YOU CAN'T FEEL LOVE
2025
01:38:00,575 --> 01:38:04,746
* I'M GLAD THAT I HAVE BEEN
WITH YOU *
2026
01:38:04,779 --> 01:38:07,215
* BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
2027
01:38:07,249 --> 01:38:10,852
* IN YOUR ARMS, I WOULD BE
2028
01:38:10,885 --> 01:38:14,556
* OVERJOYED AS ANY BOY
2029
01:38:14,589 --> 01:38:17,926
* HOLDING ON TO WHAT HE LOVES
2030
01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:22,397
* OH, SO MUCH
2031
01:38:22,430 --> 01:38:24,432
[ GUITAR SOLO ]
2032
01:38:36,511 --> 01:38:40,415
* THE PAIN YOU FELT
HAS BURDENED YOU *
2033
01:38:40,448 --> 01:38:43,651
* YOU CAN'T FEEL LOVE
2034
01:38:43,685 --> 01:38:47,655
* I'M GLAD THAT I HAVE BEEN
WITH YOU *
2035
01:38:47,689 --> 01:38:50,092
* BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
2036
01:38:50,125 --> 01:38:53,728
* IN YOUR ARMS, I WOULD BE
2037
01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:57,099
* OVERJOYED AS ANY BOY
2038
01:38:57,132 --> 01:39:00,735
* HOLDING ON TO WHAT HE LOVES
2039
01:39:00,768 --> 01:39:04,172
* OH, SO MUCH
2040
01:39:04,206 --> 01:39:07,742
* HOLDING ON TO WHAT HE LOVES
2041
01:39:07,775 --> 01:39:11,213
* OH, SO MUCH
2042
01:39:11,446 --> 01:39:14,983
* HOLDING ON TO WHAT HE LOVES
2043
01:39:15,017 --> 01:39:20,122
* OH, SO MUCH
2044
01:39:27,895 --> 01:39:29,131
Man: ACTION!
2045
01:39:29,164 --> 01:39:31,866
April: OKAY, LET'S THINK.
2046
01:39:31,899 --> 01:39:35,037
WHAT COULD HAVE
CAUSED THIS?
2047
01:39:37,905 --> 01:39:39,107
[ SCOFFS ]
2048
01:39:39,141 --> 01:39:41,209
NO CLUE.
2049
01:39:41,243 --> 01:39:44,179
I MEAN, MY HOUSE IS BUILT ON
AN OLD INDIAN BURIAL GROUND --
2050
01:39:44,212 --> 01:39:46,948
SORRY.
LET'S TRY AGAIN.
2051
01:39:46,981 --> 01:39:49,017
OKAY, LET'S THINK.
2052
01:39:49,051 --> 01:39:51,553
WHAT COULD HAVE
CAUSED THIS?
2053
01:39:57,259 --> 01:39:58,693
[ LAUGHS ]
2054
01:39:58,726 --> 01:40:00,095
SORRY.
2055
01:40:01,229 --> 01:40:03,398
OKAY, LET'S THINK.
2056
01:40:03,431 --> 01:40:05,833
WHAT COULD HAVE
CAUSED THIS?
2057
01:40:05,867 --> 01:40:08,270
[ SCOFFS ] NO CLUE.
2058
01:40:10,872 --> 01:40:12,540
[ SCOFFS ]
2059
01:40:12,574 --> 01:40:14,476
ONE MORE TIME.
2060
01:40:14,509 --> 01:40:16,911
WHAT COULD HAVE
CAUSED THIS?
2061
01:40:23,951 --> 01:40:27,489
[ LAUGHING ]
2062
01:40:27,522 --> 01:40:29,391
[ Laughing ]
OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.
2063
01:40:29,424 --> 01:40:30,425
[ SIGHS ]
2064
01:40:30,458 --> 01:40:32,060
OKAY, LET'S THINK.
2065
01:40:32,094 --> 01:40:34,229
WHAT COULD HAVE
CAUSED THIS?
2066
01:40:34,262 --> 01:40:36,398
[ LAUGHING ]
2067
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:39,934
[ Laughing ] OKAY.
2068
01:40:39,967 --> 01:40:41,703
OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.
I'M READY.
2069
01:40:49,211 --> 01:40:50,778
[ LAUGHS ]
2070
01:40:52,780 --> 01:40:55,750
[ LAUGHS ]
2071
01:40:55,950 --> 01:40:57,719
[ Laughing ]
OKAY, I'LL GET IT.
2072
01:40:57,752 --> 01:40:59,454
I'M USED TO IT.
2073
01:41:06,661 --> 01:41:09,063
I'VE GOT CHEERLEADING PRACTICE,
THE PROM.
2074
01:41:09,097 --> 01:41:11,233
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
2075
01:41:11,433 --> 01:41:13,635
[ LAUGHING ]
2076
01:41:13,668 --> 01:41:15,737
OH [BLEEP] H-HANG ON.
2077
01:41:15,770 --> 01:41:17,105
ACTION!
2078
01:41:18,106 --> 01:41:20,742
[ SCOFFS ] NO CLUE.
2079
01:41:23,611 --> 01:41:24,646
[ LAUGHING ]
2080
01:41:24,679 --> 01:41:25,913
Woman: CUT!
2081
01:41:25,947 --> 01:41:26,881
[ BLEEP ]
2082
01:41:26,914 --> 01:41:28,550
Man: ACTION!
2083
01:41:28,583 --> 01:41:31,085
[ SCOFFS ] NO CLUE.
2084
01:41:31,286 --> 01:41:34,456
I MEAN, MY HOUSE IS BUILT
ON AN OLD INDIAN BURIAL GROUND.
2085
01:41:34,489 --> 01:41:36,824
[ SCOFFS, LAUGHING ]
2086
01:41:38,626 --> 01:41:39,927
SORR--
2087
01:41:39,961 --> 01:41:42,564
AHA! HERE WE GO.
2088
01:41:42,597 --> 01:41:43,798
SORRY.
2089
01:41:45,300 --> 01:41:46,568
Man: ACTION!
2090
01:41:46,601 --> 01:41:48,236
NO CLUE.
2091
01:41:48,270 --> 01:41:50,938
[ SCOFFS ]
2092
01:41:50,972 --> 01:41:52,574
I MEAN -- [ LAUGHS ]
2093
01:41:52,607 --> 01:41:54,676
[ Laughing ] SORRY.
I'LL GET THROUGH IT.
2094
01:41:54,709 --> 01:41:57,145
AAAH! HERE WE GO.
I'M SORRY. GIVE ME THAT.
2095
01:41:57,179 --> 01:41:58,946
AAAH! [ BLEEP ]
2096
01:41:58,980 --> 01:42:02,817
ARE YOU SAYING...
2097
01:42:02,850 --> 01:42:05,287
PEOPLE THINK I'M PERFECT?
2098
01:42:08,623 --> 01:42:10,592
[ LAUGHING ]
2099
01:42:10,625 --> 01:42:13,761
ARE YOU SAYING...
2100
01:42:13,795 --> 01:42:15,963
PEOPLE THINK I'M PERFECT?
2101
01:42:19,634 --> 01:42:21,769
[ LAUGHING ]
2102
01:42:21,803 --> 01:42:22,837
SORRY.
2103
01:42:24,506 --> 01:42:27,775
ARE YOU SAYING...
2104
01:42:27,809 --> 01:42:30,144
PEOPLE THINK I'M PERFECT?
2105
01:42:34,582 --> 01:42:36,884
[ LAUGHING ]
2106
01:42:36,918 --> 01:42:39,120
OKAY. [ LAUGHING ]
OKAY.
2107
01:42:39,153 --> 01:42:40,655
THEN WE GOT IT?
2108
01:42:40,688 --> 01:42:42,324
I THINK WE GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
2109
01:42:42,357 --> 01:42:45,092
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
2110
01:44:12,780 --> 01:44:14,416
[ MUSIC ENDS ]
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