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[Theme song]
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[Gentle instrumental music]
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The fork and the spoon
Jumped over the moon
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No.
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[Moans]
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You got a letter.
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It smells like the letters Luanne
used to get from her mom in prison.
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[Sniffing]
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Only prisonier.
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"Archer"? I don't know anyone
named Archer.
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[Mumbles]
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I've been pre-approved for a Gold Card.
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Who wants ice cream?
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[Bobby moans]
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[Peggy sighs]
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Listen to this.
It's from an old student of mine.
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He's on death row.
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"And as I raise my hand
for possibly my final question...
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"I hope that Miss Peggy Hill
will call on me one more time...
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"because she is the person who has had
the most positive impact on my life.
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"Sincerely, Wesley Martin Archer."�
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That's a good name for a killer.
What was he like, Mom?
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Did he speak real proper English,
like an evil genius?
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I think maybe he had wavy brown hair...
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or was he that albino boy?
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It'll all come back to me when I see him.
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Wait a second here. You're not thinking
of going into a prison, are you?
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Hank, I am a substitute teacher.
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I flit in and out of people"s lives,
and I never know if I've made a difference.
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With this boy, I did make an impact.
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He's in prison, Peggy.
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HANK: Dang it. Some of these guys
haven't seen a woman...
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since they killed their wives.
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If you're gonna insist on going...
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do you have to be all decked out
like some disco dancer?
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Hank, please. Death row is perfectly safe.
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There's a code of conduct
that all prisoners are obligated to obey.
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[Car engine starts]
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[Country instrumental music]
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I tell you what, Hank...
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she's like dang old Susan Sarandon
in that movie...
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Spicoli, man. Talking about
taste the waves cool buzz, you know.
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Are you just gonna joke your way
through your entire life, Boomhauer?
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Don't snap at Boomhauer just because
you're losing control of your woman.
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Believe me, if you don't stop it here,
the next step"ll be cutting your allowance.
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You can't rein Peggy in, Dale.
Peggy's like a wild mare.
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She needs to run free,
her chestnut mane blowing in the wind...
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flanks glistening with sweat.
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I'll stop now.
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Death row. You think Peggy' s
gonna meet the executioner?
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-She only mentioned the murderer.
-Executioning.
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For us exterminators,
that's the Major League.
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The show.
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[Yelps]
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[Bluesy instrumental music]
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[Metal detector beeping]
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Empty your bag on that table.
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We'll hold on to this.
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A con could use a mascara applicator
to scoop a man's eye right out of his head.
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[door buzzing]
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Hola, Senora Hill.
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You don't remember me. That's okay.
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Someone like you touches so many lives.
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Yes, I guess I do. Who'd you kill?
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I killed myself.
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At least I might as well have,
as bad as I feel about it.
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One night I went with my buddy Ray
over to his friend's house.
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Only he wasn't home.
So I gave Ray a boost up to the window.
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He couldn't climb up and hold his gun
at the same time.
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WES: That's why we were there,
to return his friend's gun.
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I can see where this is going. Go on.
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So we get inside,
and it turns out the guy was home.
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He was screaming, alarms were ringing...
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and when a guy yells, "Don't shoot!�
believe me, it has the opposite effect.
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I just panicked. The next thing I know,
his head was blown off.
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It would be a comedy of errors
if it wasn't so tragic.
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You don't miss a thing, do you?
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How do you say:
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"Peggy Hill is the smartest,
most talented woman on Earth...�
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In Spanish?
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That would be, "Peggy Hill es bueno.�
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The prison may think 10 back issues of
Us Magazine and a Bible make a library...
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but I do not.
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Wesley needs more than that
to expand his mind.
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Why bother helping him at all?
He's just gonna be executed.
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Very nice, Hank.
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You know, Wes had only the best things
to say about you.
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He was supportive
about your problems with your father.
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You gave a convict
personal information about...
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-How could you be that naive?
-Naive?
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Do you know what a prisoner
could do with this? I do.
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He could jab it into your windpipe,
and you would be dead in two minutes.
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Glasses are not a weapon.
Guns are a weapon.
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You used to know that.
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What Color Is Your Parachute?
Is a wonderful book...
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about finding your inner self.
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This is so great.
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Mrs. Hill, have you ever played What If?
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What If?
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Is that the one where you see how quickly
you can stab a knife around your fingers?
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That game's fun,
but I don't think it has a name.
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How about "Stab-scotch"?
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Stab-scotch. That's real good, Mrs. Hill.
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But back to What If.
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I can't help thinking, "What if
Mrs. Hill had been my full-time teacher?�
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-Maybe I'd be able to read these books.
-You can't read?
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Now, that is a crime.
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Look, I know it'd be unfair to ask,
but if you would come in and tutor me...
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-What's the happiest color on Earth?
-Yellow.
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Then my parachute would be yellow.
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HANK: You gave that bastard
our travel version...
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of The Guinness Book of World Records...
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and now you're gonna teach him to read it?
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I'm a teacher. I sell knowledge.
And it doesn't matter to who.
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-Whom.
-Even murderers?
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You work with propane. That kills people.
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Only when used by people
that don't know how to handle it.
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And I know how to handle it.
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And I know how to handle myself.
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I am not some corset-wearing lady...
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who passes out with the vapors
at the drop of a hat or a sudden garroting.
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Dang it, Peggy. You can't just...
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Okay, that's it. You leave me no choice.
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For your own good,
I am forbidding you to go back there.
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You forbid me?
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Unless you decide on your own not to go...
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'cause I'll still support that.
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Nobody forbids Peggy Hill.
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[Tense instrumental music]
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[Upbeat instrumental music]
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PEGGY: Since there's only one
of you, I cannot grade on a curve.
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But every day an assignment is late
is one grade off and a day in the hole.
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[Peggy laughing]
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That's beautiful. Is that me?
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It's an apple.
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Oh.
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So, you're telling me you'll spray
the entire prison for just $1 a month?
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My word is my bond, sir.
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Due to the fact the state
wouldn't bond me or insure me.
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[Grunts in agreement]
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Of course, the invoice will say $2,000...
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but that's just procedure.
I think we've got ourselves a deal.
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[Laughing]
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I read your manual...
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and as an official employee
of the prison system...
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I now qualify to be the executioner.
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Where's Old Sparky?
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Old Sparky's been put out to pasture.
We use lethal injection.
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Okay, then where's Old Squirty?
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Dead is dead.
I don't care how we get there.
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Mr. Gribble, generally we choose
one of the guards to be the executioner...
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and there's a rather long list
of volunteers already.
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Put me on it. Please.
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All right. You'll be number 129.
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Wingo!
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[Singing] I'm gonna kill a killer
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I'm gonna kill a killer
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[Pop instrumental music]
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Mom, you're covering up my essay
on why pollution is bad.
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It got a "Shows Improvement.�
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Sorry, Bobby, but I guess we're just gonna
have to murder somebody...
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if we want your mom's attention.
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Okay.
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[Gentle instrumental music]
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PEGGY: Hey, Sam.
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[Metal detector beeping]
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[Peggy humming]
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GUARD: Hold it.
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PEGGY: Yeah!
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Wes, you're supposed to
start finding words.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Hill.
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I'm just not used to such creative teaching.
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Don't you dare touch her.
You leave Mrs. Hill alone!
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[Peggy gasps]
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[Wes grunting]
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No, stop it!
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She's too good for you!
She's teaching me to read!
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[Wes groaning]
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PEGGY: Good God.
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[Dale humming]
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DALE: Excuse me. Do you know
if these gloves are good for killing a man?
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[Grunting]
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[Laughs fiendishly]
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[Wes sighs]
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It was only three days in the pit.
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I thought the guard
was gonna touch your bottom.
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I tried to tell them you meant no harm,
but they would not listen.
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Heck. They're all as dumb
as a bucket of dirt.
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-Anyway, that's why they hate Boggle.
-They hate Boggle?
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Only because we love Boggle.
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When I was little, my meema played
on her Boggle set all the time.
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I just watched, being illiterate and all...
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but I dreamed
of someday playing on that set.
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Peggy. if you get me my Boggle set,
you could make that dream come true.
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I am a dream weaver.
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[Dog barking]
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So, Jennette, I did not realize
they allowed Wesley conjugal visits.
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[Train horn blowing]
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Wes had better get the whole set.
200
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,726
Rock Me, Amadeus!
201
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,629
Now, Wes, you shake the letters,
not the timer.
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00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,070
[Wes laughing]
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Right.
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00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,842
All right, who covered Wes' drawing
with this crap?
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I just thought that maybe
if you saw some happy pictures...
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you might do happy things,
like not visiting death row.
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PEGGY: Let me paint you
a happy picture, Hank.
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A broken-down, illiterate man
with death staring him in the face...
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spells out the word "party�
with his family Boggle set...
210
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and then he croons White Christmas to me
as I leave his cell for the day.
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Now, that is a happy picture, Hank.
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Then everybody started fighting,
and the guards were in there...
213
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just a-swinging their clubs.
I couldn't get to the Boggle set in time.
214
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,714
-It was ruined?
-Just the timer.
215
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,618
Jennette will give you a new one.
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00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,450
[Birds chirping]
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00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,556
Wes is a little slow.
218
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,956
He needs more time.
219
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:14,091
You realize that
this is not a regulation timer.
220
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,329
This will make tournament play
impossible for Wes.
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Oh.
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Okay.
223
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:31,241
I know it was stupid, but we were playing
out in the yard and the top fell off.
224
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,445
Jennette will give you
some more timer sand.
225
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:37,581
-What about using a watch?
-Peggy, that's not real Boggle.
226
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,228
Well, this should certainly last him a while.
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[Peggy scribbling]
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[Wes humming]
229
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You're not writing, Wes.
230
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All right. I'm gonna give you one tiny hint.
231
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Rats! There's tar on my star-art.
232
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[Wes groans]
233
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,403
Wes, what is it?
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[Wes grunts hesitantly]
235
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,906
I can't let the guard see me cry.
236
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,782
-If they sense some weakness--
-Guard, could you give us some space?
237
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,150
You are inhibiting his wordplay.
238
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,756
I have something to tell you.
239
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-Can you hear me?
-I can hear you.
240
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:17,256
Good. Peggy, all this timer sand
you've been bringing me--
241
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,798
-Don't mention that.
-This is coke, Peggy.
242
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,630
You've been smuggling me cocaine.
That's a federal offense.
243
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,329
And you know what?
You're gonna bring me more of it.
244
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,169
-Is this some kind of a--
-How stupid can you be?
245
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,969
I never had you as a teacher.
246
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:33,774
I grew up in Arkansas.
I'm almost 40, for cripe's sakes!
247
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,871
I wrote every teacher
in the Arlen yearbook.
248
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,280
You were the only sap
dumb enough to answer.
249
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:42,514
So all that about being
the only positive influence on you--
250
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,953
Here's what you're gonna do.
251
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,118
You're going to bring me
a brick of cocaine every week.
252
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,455
And that's not all.
253
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:52,259
You know what else I want, Peggy Hill?
Two times a month...
254
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,961
[Solemn instrumental music]
255
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:07,908
My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe.
256
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,483
I forgot to add the meat.
257
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,152
How could I be so freaking stupid?
258
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:23,328
Luanne, Bobby, why don't you go
get some money from my purse...
259
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,573
and go out for pizza?
260
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,189
And go out for pizza?
261
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:27,857
[Sighs]
262
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:28,934
[Door slams]
263
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,537
[Peggy crying]
264
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,095
Oh, Hank!
265
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,674
It's so awful!
266
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:38,172
Hank, I've been
smuggling cocaine in to Wes.
267
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:42,339
Smuggling cocaine?
That's got to be illegal, Peggy.
268
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,610
I thought it was Boggle sand.
269
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,277
Now he's making all kinds of demands.
270
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:51,519
"One box of pornography,
a jug of corn liquor...
271
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,183
"a Farrah Fawcett poster...
272
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:57,889
"a Milwaukee Sawazall,
and a brick of cocaine on every Tuesday."
273
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,198
[Hank sighs]
274
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,824
He certainly revealed his true colors.
275
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,869
I don't think you'll be going back
to see him again.
276
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,698
I have to or he will turn me in.
277
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,831
They will send me to jail.
278
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,339
I guess you're happy now.
279
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,812
You get to say, "I told you so.�
280
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,881
[Peggy sniffling]
281
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,642
PEGGY: Jerk.
HANK: Look, don't panic.
282
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,947
He's not gonna turn you in.
He's just bluffing.
283
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,353
-He has nothing to gain.
-He has nothing to lose either.
284
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,824
There's no row after death row.
285
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,154
[Phone ringing]
286
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,355
That's Wes. Don't answer it.
287
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,761
I'll handle this. Murderers are just bullies.
288
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,767
If you stand up to them,
they always crumble.
289
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:42,005
This is Hank Hill. You?
290
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:46,040
You're not getting any more
of your funny timer sand...
291
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,637
and you're gonna leave my wife alone.
292
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,715
[Grunts in assent]
293
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:53,547
No, your ass is mine
because we've got a plan.
294
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,554
Sure we do. It's a terrific plan.
295
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,857
We discarded two perfectly good plans...
296
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,121
when we came up with this great one.
297
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,830
Why didn't you tell me
about our terrific plan?
298
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,764
Peggy. I made that up.
299
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,834
And the other two plans?
300
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,337
He says if he doesn't get his coke
by noon Tuesday...
301
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,909
he's gonna turn you in just for fun.
302
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,178
[Soft instrumental music]
303
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,907
Look, go to the warden, tell him
you were naive and that Wes tricked you.
304
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,075
I can't.
305
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,846
They made me watch a short film...
306
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:31,049
about the danger of smuggling things
in to the prisoners.
307
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,819
It was called Don't Be a Mule.
308
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:38,059
I even got 100%
on the test they gave me afterwards.
309
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,899
You can't smuggle any more drugs in,
that's for sure.
310
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,569
What would happen if we just gave Wes
a brick of regular timer sand?
311
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,833
We can't do that.
312
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,705
He is going to deal this batch
to the Aryan Brotherhood.
313
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,177
If they think he tried to pull a fast one...
314
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,771
They would make a pincushion out of him.
315
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,112
Unless he tastes it.
316
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,919
He always tasted the timer sand
when I brought it in.
317
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,658
I didn't think anything of it at the time.
318
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,557
He always said
it was very good timer sand.
319
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,292
�Primo."
320
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,422
[Peggy crying]
321
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,657
[Sad instrumental music]
322
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,806
It's 12:40. I think you're in the clear.
323
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,036
Maybe the phone isn't working.
324
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,708
Hank, there's no dial tone.
325
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:28,904
[Peggy exclaims]
326
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,450
Hello? This is the freakiest thing.
327
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,713
I didn't even hear the phone ring. I was...
328
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:37,187
Yes, Warden, I understand. I will be there.
329
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,886
Okay. He wants me to come in
and explain myself tomorrow.
330
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,327
I guess I'd better make Bobby's lunch...
331
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,797
for the next two to five years.
332
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,264
-What's going on?
-Nothing.
333
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,396
[Exclaims]
334
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,771
Who's in the mood for some fun?
335
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,678
[Gaming machine zapping]
336
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:08,281
Look, Mom, Gilda's trapped in a fortress,
but I'm gonna break her free.
337
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,688
[Grunting]
338
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,326
[Bobby sighs]
339
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,755
My sweet little boy.
340
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:25,293
Peggy. I... How're you set for quarters?
341
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,970
No, that's not what I meant to say.
342
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:34,738
You said the other day you've never had
a positive impact on anybody's life.
343
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,006
I want you to know that you have.
344
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:41,053
I'd hate to think where Bobby, Luanne,
and I would be without you.
345
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,144
[Soft instrumental music]
346
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,489
[Peggy sighs]
347
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,993
Come on. Those moles
aren't gonna whack themselves.
348
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,522
Go!
349
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,495
[Moles squeaking]
350
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,837
[Peggy crying]
351
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,074
[Hank crying]
352
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:08,779
DALE: It is my destiny to be the nameless,
faceless executioner.
353
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:13,114
But do not fear me,
for I am just part of the circle of life.
354
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,087
The last part.
355
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,080
Made you flinch.
356
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,749
Lunch!
357
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,381
[Alarm ringing]
358
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,094
[Dale yelling]
359
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,877
Mrs. Hill, did you smuggle cocaine
into my prison?
360
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,979
I came to this prison to make an impact,
to help.
361
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,878
Help how? By getting me hooked?
362
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:53,289
Do you give all your students drugs?
That's not the right way to motivate us.
363
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,656
-I never meant to--
-Tell him, Peggy.
364
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,731
-Tell him about the Boggle timer.
-Stop rushing me.
365
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,765
Come clean. Tell him the truth.
366
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:05,269
I came here to tell the truth.
I wouldn't dream of telling anything else.
367
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,670
[Sniffing]
368
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,474
[Suspenseful instrumental music]
369
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,579
I never saw this man before in my life.
370
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:25,012
And what I mean by that
is I did not bring him cocaine.
371
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,689
I would like to please see
the evidence against me.
372
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,357
[Fetters jangling]
373
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,964
But there's no cocaine in there.
374
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,061
In fact, it looks like it's been licked clean.
375
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,202
I had a little bit left this morning...
376
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:46,040
but this was an important meeting.
I wanted to be up for it.
377
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:49,206
So, this is the only evidence against me?
378
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,046
It should be enough.
379
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,578
I didn't bring in a thing.
380
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,351
I swear to God
she smuggled cocaine in to me!
381
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:03,918
So I guess it's this convict's word
against my wife's.
382
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,430
Now, let's see. Who can we trust?
383
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:09,160
HANK: Peggy, have you
ever decapitated anyone?
384
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,032
No, I don't believe I have.
385
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,832
How about you, Wes?
386
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,897
Have you ever done anything
that caused a man's head to come off?
387
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,101
[Wes growling]
388
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,336
[Peggy gasps]
389
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:21,880
[Wes screams]
390
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,739
[Wes groaning]
391
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,578
[Happy instrumental music]
392
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,447
PEGGY: I guess someone owes me
an apology.
393
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,683
I wouldn't hold your breath.
394
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,228
I don't think Wes even apologized
for those people he killed.
395
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:40,094
-I was talking about you.
-I'm sorry.
396
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,799
Do you even know
what you're apologizing for?
397
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,532
-No. I'm sorry, but I don't.
-I accept.
398
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,598
You apologized because you said
I couldn't take care of myself, and I can.
399
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,438
PEGGY: So there.
HANK: Al right.
400
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,739
HANK: / thought it had
something to do with the prison.
401
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,382
[Theme song]
402
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,345
BOBBY: A/I sloppy and no joe.
403
00:22:30,395 --> 00:22:34,945
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