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[Theme song]
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REV. THOMASSON:
So I told that state trooper:
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"ignorance of the Lord is no excuse either.�
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[Church organ playing]
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That was quick.
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Well, the Winston Cup's on at noon...
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and Rev. Thomas son
always wraps it up in plenty of time.
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And now, friends...
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I'm sad to say that I've decided to retire
from Arlen First Methodist.
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[People muttering in shock]
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Retire? The man works half a day a week.
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After much reflection and soul-searching...
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I've decided that the future of God
is on the Internet.
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CyberRev.com will spread the gospel
to every online soul in the world...
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unless you have AOL.
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I'll be hosting a potluck dinner on
Saturday to welcome your new minister...
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The new guy had better like sports.
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...Rev. Karen Stroup.
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[All gasping]
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A woman.
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So, it's up and running.
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The secret lab in the basement
of the Harvard Divinity School...
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where they ordain women surgically.
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The Pebble Beach Celebrity Golf Pro-Am
is this Sunday.
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If this gal's sermon runs late,
you know how women like to talk...
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we're gonna miss
Matt Lauer's opening drive.
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You know what I think? I think God sent
a female minister here to punish me.
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First single gal to move to Arlen in years,
and she's forbidden to marry.
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Bill, ministers can marry.
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[Bill chuckling]
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Thank you, God.
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Wait till Cotton finds out
about this female man of God.
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I almost hesitate to fax it to him.
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That's not gonna happen, Dale.
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I told you to stop sending my dad
The Gribble Report.
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You tell me a lot of things, Hank,
most of which I publish.
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[Solemn instrumental music]
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Bobby, honey, let's try to make
Rev. Stroup feel very welcome, okay?
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Some people, they just cannot accept
women in positions of real authority.
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I remember my first day
as a fourth-grade substitute teacher.
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BILL: Look! There she is!
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I'm a successful tire distributor.
Back me up.
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[People chattering]
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[Bill humming]
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Hello, Reverend.
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I am Peggy Hill,
and this is Peggy Hill's Frito pie.
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It is a traditional Texas recipe
that I found on a bag of Fritos.
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Well, Peggy Hill.
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Peggy Hill. Peggy Hill. Peggy Hill.
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Good.
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You are in for a real treat.
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I've prepared a little taste of Minnesota
called lutefisk.
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It's a Scandinavian delicacy made
by baking codfish in a solution of lye...
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until the bones become gelatinous.
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[All gagging in revulsion]
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PEGGY: Oh, what?
Okay, honey, we'll be right there.
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My husband is dying to meet you.
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[People chattering]
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Hank Hill, Hank Hill, Hank Hill. Good.
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So, your first sermon tomorrow.
You nervous?
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Yeah, a little.
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Me, too. You see,
the Pebble Beach Pro-Am is on at 1:30...
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and my VCR doesn't always work.
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That could be a problem.
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The Quarterback Challenge is on at 1:15.
Don't wanna miss that.
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You're a football fan?
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Let's just say
between God and the Vikings...
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Sunday's not my day of rest.
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[Hank laughing]
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Well, you might be all right.
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[Sighing]
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Seriously, though,
how are you fixed for propane?
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[Bobby slurping]
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[Grunting]
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[Sighing]
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This stuff stinks.
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[Grunting]
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When I found out I'd been assigned to
a church in Texas, I was a little worried.
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A lot of female ministers
don't last too long down here.
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Yeah, it gets pretty hot in the summer.
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Hank, let me ask you something.
Do you like fish?
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Only catching them, gutting them,
and eating them.
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REV. STROUP: Just a taste, Hank.
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I want everyone in the congregation
to have some lutefisk...
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and I only made enough for 30.
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My lutefisk! Where is my lutefisk?
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I put it right here between the Frito pie
and the Frito pie.
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Has anyone seen it?
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[Suspenseful instrumental music]
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DALE: Maybe you put it on
the dessert table next to my lemon bars.
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REV. STROUP: It's not here.
Can everyone help me look?
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BILL: I found it!
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Did anyone get to try some?
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[Tense instrumental music]
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Someone just threw it out?
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That's right. I found it in the trash.
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[Sad instrumental music]
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Poor Rev. Stroup.
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Just seeing how much
people enjoyed my Frito pie...
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must have been salt in her wounds.
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It's sort of an odd way to attack a gal,
to throw out her favorite fish.
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But I doubt that there is anything
that could have hurt that woman more.
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[Birds chirping]
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[Grunting]
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[Stomach gurgling]
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[Groaning]
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HANK: Let's go. If we get to church late,
we'll have to park in the dirt lot.
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I met y'all last night.
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I know you are good people, decent people.
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I'm not going to judge the whole town
based on the sins of one lost soul.
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[Bobby's stomach gurgles]
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I'm not even going to judge
that one person...
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because I still don't know who it is.
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[Moans]
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Well, it was worth a shot.
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Please open your Bibles to Mark 6:41.
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"And the two fishes...
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"divided he among them all.
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"And they did all eat, and were filled.
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"And they took up twelve baskets
full of the fragments, and of the fishes.�
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Mom, I left a shoe in the car. Be right back.
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Let us pray.
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[Church organ playing]
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What did I miss? Did she dance yet?
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How did he find out about this?
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Colonel, I saved you a seat.
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[Church organ playing]
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Here is another Minnesota tradition...
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that's not so easy to throw in the garbage.
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Let's everyone rise
and hug the person next to you.
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[Church organ playing]
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Leave it to a woman to turn God's house
into a love shack.
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Permission to hug you, Colonel?
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Denied! Go hug your wife.
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I can't.
She's hugging the person next to her.
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REV. STROUP: Looks like you need
someone to hug.
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REV. STROUP: Looks like you need
someone to hug.
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Looks like you need to read your Bible.
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And I quote, "Women should remain silent
in the churches.
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"They are not allowed to speak,
but must be in submission.� Corinthians.
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-Yes, but in the book of--
-Billy Graham, man...
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Jimmy Swaggart, man, Karen Stroup--
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Enough! If you hurt this woman,
this single woman...
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and you take her away from me,
I promise I will strike you down.
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I made my point.
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If you need me, I'll be in the one part
of this church that's still men's only.
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[Church organ playing]
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[Bobby groaning]
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I'm sorry. I ate all the lutefisk.
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[Groaning]
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Why did you have to taste so good?
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[Door opening]
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[Gasping]
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[Screams in horror]
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Mercy! Mister, what did you eat?
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[Door creaking]
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[Gagging]
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[Sniffing]
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Forget it. I'll take my business elsewhere.
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[Door closing]
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[Toilet flushing]
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[Door lock rattling]
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MAN: Hello.
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[Gasps]
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MAN: Is anyone in there?
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Are you okay?
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[Stuttering]
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[Knocking on door]
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[Bobby moans]
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[Sniffing]
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[Moaning]
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[Banging on door]
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[Bobby grunting]
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[Fire crackling]
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[Church organ playing]
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[Hank sniffing]
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-What's that smell?
-Nothing.
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Wait a minute. I know that smell.
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Fire!
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[Fire alarm ringing]
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[People screaming in confusion]
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[Grim instrumental music]
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Oh, God! Please don't let it be
the propane tanks.
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I just spoke to the arson investigator.
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His investigation points to arson!
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[All gasping]
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Someone did this because
they don't want a woman minister.
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To him I say:
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"You can burn down our church,
but you cannot burn down our faith.
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"Our faith is the kind of stuff that
children's pajamas should be made of.�
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[People murmuring in assent]
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Why would someone
want to burn down our church?
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Honey, they weren't trying to
burn down our church.
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They were trying to kill Rev. Stroup.
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The fire started in a garbage can
in the men's room.
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[Gasping]
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And I read in the paper
that the flames were so hot...
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they literally burned
the very wood the church was made of.
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Bobby, you haven't even touched
your arroz con chicken.
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I'm not eating ever again.
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I don't blame you. I ate bugs in the war
tasted better than this.
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Actually, Cotton, I think he's upset
about what happened to the church.
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It burnt down.
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I feel so bad.
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[Sobbing]
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It's not your fault, honey.
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Whoever committed this hate crime...
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is the one who should
starve himself to death, not you.
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Oh.
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Our sweet little sensitive boy.
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He feels everything so deeply, like a poet.
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A cowboy poet.
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[Gentle instrumental music]
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It is with a heavy heart...
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that I welcome you
to this interfaith prayer service.
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Protestant and Catholic,
Jew and Buddhist...
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man and woman...
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we are all brought together today by hate.
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I hate hate.
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Hate that throws out my lutefisk.
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Hate that burns down our church.
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Hate that makes an innocent little boy
stop eating.
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That's right.
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Would Bobby Hill
please come up to the microphone?
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Go on, honey. It'll be okay.
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Minh.
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[Peggy makes clicking noises]
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Bobby, the strength of your devotion...
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is an inspiration to us all.
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That's why I want you
to be the first to know...
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the police have found the matchbook
that started the fire...
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and are closing in on the arsonist.
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[People applauding]
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PEGGY: Bobby!
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[People muttering concernedly]
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For the sake of this poor, tortured soul...
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please help us find the man
responsible for this hate crime.
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If you know anyone who might carry a
matchbook from a strip club in Houston...
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tell the police.
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[Suspenseful instrumental music]
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The matchbook came
from a strip club in Houston.
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A strip club in Houston, Hank.
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My father did not burn down the church.
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Lots of guys go to strip clubs in Houston.
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And also go to church in Arlen
where they harass female ministers?
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Then announce they're going
to the men"s room...
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where a fire is started
with matches from a strip club...
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in Houston?
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[Door opening]
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COTTON: Gribble!
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You gotta help me.
They found my girly bar matches.
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It's only a matter of time
before they accuse me of church-burnery.
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Colonel, I would be honored if you
used my phone to claim responsibility.
254
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,578
But I didn't do it, you idiot.
255
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,875
The evidence suggests otherwise.
256
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:12,747
They've got your matchbook,
and it won't be long before I turn you in.
257
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,790
Okay. Here's how it went down.
258
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:21,553
I tried to go to the latrine,
but there was already a man in there.
259
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:26,488
I lit one match in self-defense,
and then beat a hasty retreat.
260
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:30,563
The smelly man must have set the fire
after I left.
261
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:34,933
Find the man with the terrible smell,
and you'll have your arsonist.
262
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,535
Sir, your only hope is to make a run for it.
263
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,874
[Moans]
264
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,983
[Dogs barking]
265
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,345
[Thudding]
266
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,350
Wake up, Hank.
267
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:51,814
PEGGY: Going somewhere?
268
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:56,689
Why don't you just turn around,
go back to bed, and no one gets hurt.
269
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:57,991
[Police siren wailing]
270
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,327
Quick! You gots to hide me!
271
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,361
[Cotton grunting]
272
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,099
[Dramatic instrumental music]
273
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,673
We know you're in there.
Come out with your hands up.
274
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,972
Cotton Hill, you're under arrest for arson.
275
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,814
You got the wrong man. Let me down!
276
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:23,582
Mom, he didn't start the fire.
He couldn't have.
277
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,383
-Bobby!
-Grandpa!
278
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,391
- I didn't do it.
-I believe you.
279
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,655
-It was somebody else.
-I know.
280
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,891
Look for the man with the terrible smell.
He's the one you want.
281
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:35,900
You hear me?
The man with the terrible smell.
282
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,934
I'll miss you.
283
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,311
[Sad instrumental music]
284
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,407
[Sighs]
285
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:55,920
Okay, show's over. Nothing to see here.
Everyone go home.
286
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,757
It's a circus out there.
287
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:05,754
By now, it's all over town:
My dad is an arsonist.
288
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,932
I don't know why you're so surprised.
289
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,935
I have always said
that man is capable of anything.
290
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:14,234
Before, people used to look away
or pretend not to hear me.
291
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:17,071
But now,
they will all have to nod in agreement.
292
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,200
Yes, they will.
293
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,214
Even if Grandpa did do it,
it doesn't mean he's a bad person.
294
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,948
Bobby, I've always stood by my dad,
no matter what.
295
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:29,311
And there's been a lot of what
over the years.
296
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,623
But burning down a church,
I just don't know.
297
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:37,123
But he's still your father,
no matter what, right?
298
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,598
Well, I know you can disown a child.
299
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,961
There must be something like that
for a parent.
300
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,396
[Sniffles]
301
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,676
[Announcer chatters on P.A. system]
302
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:54,110
I'd like a one-way ticket to Mexico,
por favor.
303
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,978
That means today.
304
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,316
DIDI: Bobby?
305
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,676
Grandma Didi?
306
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,583
I just came in from Houston.
Cotton is in jail.
307
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,555
I know. Are you here to bail him out?
308
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,692
There's no bail. He's burned down a church.
309
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,827
Now our baby is going to grow up
without a father.
310
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:15,193
Not your and my baby,
Cotton's and my baby.
311
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:18,634
I feel so bad. It was an accident.
312
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,002
I know it was an accident.
313
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:24,975
Why can't they just leave him alone
and forget about it?
314
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,145
This baby was an accident, too...
315
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,409
but if I forgot about it,
it would never get born.
316
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,875
I think you have to be
responsible for your accidents.
317
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,752
Cotton thinks so, too.
At least he stopped saying he didn't.
318
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:38,915
Really?
319
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,256
He said if the baby turned out
as good as you, Bobby...
320
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,591
then he will not abandon it.
321
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,529
[Quavering]
322
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,031
PEGGY: You have got to confess.
323
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,036
You will feel better, and I will feel better.
324
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,173
They're offering you a good deal.
Cop to the hate crime...
325
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:58,801
and they'll drop
the 123 counts of attempted murder.
326
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:02,209
No deals! I'm not taking a fall
for the smelly man.
327
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:05,783
Dang it, Dad!
There is no smelly man. Now--
328
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,252
Now you listen to me.
329
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:12,518
I spent two weeks on lwo Jima
buried under a pile of bodies.
330
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:16,686
The things I smelled,
you can't even imagine.
331
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,856
I'll never forget
what I smelled that day in the church.
332
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,504
[Dramatic instrumental music]
333
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:36,579
It was a vengeful stink.
It was a stink for the ages.
334
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:40,752
I will tell you what stinks, old man.
Your story stinks.
335
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,151
Grandpa, Dad, Mom.
336
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,519
[Panting]
337
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,059
It was me!
338
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,522
It's all my fault.
339
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,298
I ate the lutefisk.
340
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,962
I got sick in the bathroom.
341
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,038
I lit the matches.
342
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,971
I burned down the church.
343
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,367
I let everyone blame Grandpa.
344
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,712
[Bobby moans]
345
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,541
I told you I didn't do it.
346
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,583
Your boy is the man with the terrible smell.
347
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,651
Oh!
348
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,546
I knew it.
I knew this was too good to be true.
349
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:20,024
You are going to march down that hall
and tell the police everything.
350
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,488
See if maybe they will spare
your grandfather's life.
351
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,753
BOBBY: Okay.
352
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,325
Nobody's going no place.
353
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,562
Sit down, Hank, Hank's wife.
You, too, Stinky.
354
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,297
Don't call him that.
355
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:36,535
I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings, Stinky?
356
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,135
Grandpa.
357
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:42,238
It don't feel so good, does it?
Well, get used to it.
358
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:46,609
'Cause that's what everyone's gonna
call you if you go blabbing to the police.
359
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:47,909
Stinky!
360
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,115
He's right. Oh, Lord!
And there are other names, too.
361
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,952
Yeah. How about "arsonist"?
362
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,996
That's what they'll be calling him
in State of Texas v. Bobby Hill.
363
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,894
So many names. What are we gonna do?
364
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,534
You'll do what I say,
is what are you gonna do.
365
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,103
Now get the cops in here.
366
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,537
-Tell them I'm ready to confess.
-No, Dad, you can't.
367
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,368
I'm an old man.
Everybody already hates me.
368
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,935
But Bobby, he's just a child.
He's got his whole life ahead of him.
369
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,844
[Soft instrumental music]
370
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,882
Do you know what you're saying?
371
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,577
If I can take a bullet for my grandson,
I'll do it.
372
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,383
But not in the face.
That's how I make my livings.
373
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,650
-How you make your--
-Send them in!
374
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,860
I'll tell you what I told the cops.
375
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,430
I'm the one who burned down your church.
376
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,122
But it was an accident.
377
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,965
As for the man with the terrible smell,
well, that was me, foo.
378
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,868
I'm old, I gots no shins...
379
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,340
my plumbing don't work so good no more.
380
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,444
1 blamed the fire on someone else...
381
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:49,344
because I was embarrassed
by my own terrible smell.
382
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,644
[People murmuring in sympathy]
383
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:57,120
The digestive problems of the elderly
are their cross to bear...
384
00:20:57,223 --> 00:21:00,750
and we should pity them,
not condemn them.
385
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,426
Cotton Hill, you have my forgiveness
and my love.
386
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,462
And I invite the entire congregation...
387
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,628
to offer you their forgiveness and love...
388
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,335
with a hug.
389
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,432
[Groans]
390
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,768
[Gentle instrumental music]
391
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,206
DALE: I forgive you.
392
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,970
[Cotton moans in disgust]
393
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,080
[Dale yelling affectionately]
394
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,154
[Cotton groaning]
395
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,019
Mom, as long as we're confessing...
396
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,788
remember when Grandpa
broke the arm of your Boggle trophy...
397
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,387
'cause he was playing soccer in the house?
398
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,998
I will never forgive him for that.
399
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,995
-It was me.
- I forgive you.
400
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,939
COTTON: But not in the face.
That's how I make my livings.
401
00:22:29,989 --> 00:22:34,539
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