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[Theme music]
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Two and an eighth.
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And two and a sixteenth.
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Better let some air out of my left tires.
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BILL: Hey, getting your lawn ready
for Cinco de Mayo?
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Bill, my lawn is in a constant state
of readiness.
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The block party is just an opportunity
to trot her out...
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and show what she can do.
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KAHN: Since you let your lawn go to hell,
okay if Doggie make on it?
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If you've got something to say, say it.
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It's not my place to point out
low density patches here...
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over there, and behind other side of house.
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Sucky lawn bring down
value of my property.
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DALE: Now, you listen here, Kahn...
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if anyone's bringing down
the value of this neighborhood...
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it's me.
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My lawn's nothing
but ragweed and auto parts.
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I should be ashamed
to live next to Hank Hill.
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He's got the best lawn in Arlen.
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Best lawn after mine!
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[Kahn laughing]
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BILL: Don't worry, Hank.
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We might be able to tell
Kahn's lawn is better than yours.
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But all those people
at the block party, they won't.
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They'll be drunk.
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Damn, I've poured
my whole life into this lawn.
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My heart, my soul.
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The tender feelings
I've held back from my family.
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Now, Hank, you don't
want to win that way.
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Why don't you just switch those back,
and go in and hug your wife?
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Bethany, it does not matter
if your avocados are hard.
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Life is hard.
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You cannot make authentic guacamole...
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out of Lima beans and Ritz crackers.
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Oh, these people! Gringos!
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I am just glad you're in charge
of the block party this year, Aunt Peggy.
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Last year, it was all Tex and no Mex.
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HANK: I don't know why everyone's
so gaga over Kahn's lawn all of a sudden.
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For God's sakes,
the man mows with the grain.
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He's the devil.
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Anyway, Hank,
would you please tell Boomhauer...
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Swiss cheese is not Mexican.
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It is American.
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I want him to bring some Monterey Jack.
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I'm the block captain.
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I should have the best lawn
for Cinco de Mayo.
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But look at her. Something's wrong.
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She's like a pretty girl with short hair.
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Hank, what do you say
to another lawn spraying...
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from your favorite exterminator?
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Well, I don't know.
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I guess those twice-a-week sprayings
have been doing the job, Dale.
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I lost another client.
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Thinks I use too much chemicals.
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I say Sara Lee uses more chemicals
than I do.
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Come on, I need to make up the income.
I'll do it for free.
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Well, okay.
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Wingo, man! I'll get my stuff.
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Maybe that's what's wrong
with your lawn.
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Dale's spraying too much poison on it?
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What? No. He's always sprayed my lawn.
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If I can give some business to my friend
and keep my lawn bug-free...
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it's worth $2 a week.
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Good for you for choosing your friend
over your lawn.
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DALE: All right!
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Turn your cuffs down, boys.
And make sure you're zipped.
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You know what, Dale?
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I thought it over,
and I think I'll take a rain check.
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But I was gonna spray for fire ants today.
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All the same, I'll give it a pass.
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DALE: I wouldn't advise that.
You risk getting a queen.
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Look at her!
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She can lay a million eggs
in a 24-hour period.
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BILL: Wow! That's more than
a human woman does in a lifetime.
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These fire ants are well-organized,
highly-trained insects.
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They'll swarm all over you
and sting you all at once...
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without warning, on a single command.
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It's how they killed L. Ron Hubbard.
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Dale, fire ants don't sting you all at once.
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Half of them bite,
the other half are on defense.
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That's not true.
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I don't know, man. Hank's the man.
He knows. Dang old Hank's the man.
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What are you guys listening to Hank for?
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I have dedicated my professional career
to the study and control of arthropods.
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I've personally taste-tested
each and every household insecticide.
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I have read a book.
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Now, who do you believe, me or Hank?
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Hank is more believable.
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Fine. Side with him.
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Just to show you what a big manl am,
I'll still spray your lawn.
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Dale, I don't want you
to spray my lawn anymore.
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Not now, not ever.
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I see what's going on here.
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You got another exterminator.
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Is he licensed? Is he bonded? Is that it?
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Did you want someone
who's licensed and bonded?
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Dale, let's not make this any harder
than it has to be.
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It's over.
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But I'm your exterminator.
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You were my exterminator.
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Now we're just friends.
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Don't do this to me in front of everybody.
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Let me just spray a little
to keep up appearances.
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No.
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[Makes spraying noises]
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[Clears throat]
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All done, Hank.
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Just keep the dog in the house for an hour.
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HANK: I did what had to be done.
I got rid of an anti-lawn element.
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Sure, he's a friend.
But I have lots of friends.
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I only have the one lawn.
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What do you think?
Does this say "Hank Hill"?
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I thought we just came
for seed and fertilizer.
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Why are men so attracted to hoes?
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HANK: Peggy, look!
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It's Raleigh St. Augustine!
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To hell with fertilizer and seed.
I want this!
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It's $1.25 a square foot.
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So what? It's worth it.
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Look, some people hoist a flag
to show they love our country.
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My lawn is my flag.
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It tells the world:
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"Here lives a competent,
trustworthy salesman of propane...
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"and propane accessories."
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A man who can't keep up a lawn
is either inept or stupid.
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Without my lawn, I am Bill.
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Do you want to be married to Bill?
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[Shudders]
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Well, mister, you have just installed
the finest lawn on the block.
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HANK: Peggy, I didn't do it for me.
I did it for Arlen.
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It looks so nice. Can I touch it?
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It looks so nice. Can I touch it?
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Sure, it's a lawn. It's meant to be enjoyed.
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[Childish giggling]
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It feels so good against my skin.
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[Laughing]
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Okay, that's enough.
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DALE: Hey, Hank,
congrats on the lawn, friend.
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I'm glad you came.
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-May I?
-Just a little.
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DALE: Oh, yeah. That's nice.
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Feels like a shag carpet with dirt.
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Feels like home.
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KAHN: Hey! Get off my property!
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[Giggling]
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Luanne! For God's sakes!
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[Sinister instrumental music]
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[Dale chuckling]
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Ouch!
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[Sighs happily]
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Boy, it does feel good against the skin.
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KAHN: Hank Hill, somebody steal
my TV Guide out of mailbox!
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First, I think it Bill.
But then I think, can Bill read?
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Hey, Kahn.
Just letting my feet air out here.
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KAHN: Hillbilly barefoot. Big surprise!
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Yep, just walking around on my lush...
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super-plush, new lawn.
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I notice. Raleigh St. Augustine.
Very expensive.
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I think it was worth it
for the best lawn in Arlen.
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Yes, all right. You win. Best lawn.
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Tomorrow, maybe we compare salaries.
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Kahn Jr., get fertilizer!
Minh, get my tax return!
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Don't want to get a hose imprint.
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Ow!
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What the...
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A fire ant?
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[Moaning]
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Oh, God, no! An ant hill on my new lawn!
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So that's what that is.
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How did I get fire ants?
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DALE: I'm only
a professional exterminator.
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I don't know how you get them.
1 only know how you get rid of them.
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Got to go.
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It's called Eco-Kill, Hank.
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The government would not
let them use the word "eco�...
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unless it was ecologically safe.
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I don't know, Peggy. It seems to me...
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it's gonna take more than a bag of flies...
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to scare off these red devil bastards.
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No. They do more than scare them.
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"The Ford fly injects its egg
into the fire ant's head.
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"The egg hatches into a maggot,
which eats away at the ant's brain...
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"until the head falls off.
Repeat as necessary."�
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I like it.
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This is exactly
what those environmentalists...
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should be spending their time on.
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Finding ways to use nature...
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against other forms of nature...
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that are inconvenient to man.
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Wow, look how busy this ant is.
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It's got so many places to go...
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and so many things to do.
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Oops.
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JOSEPH: Your parents got Eco-Kill. Cool!
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We can collect the empty ant heads
when they're done.
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What a terrible way to die.
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Oops.
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Come on! If we save them,
we can play with them.
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BOBBY: Hey, look at that
chubby white one.
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He reminds me of me,
before my growth spurt.
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That's the queen, stupid.
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It looks just like
the one on my dad's truck.
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-You mean Dale Gribble's truck?
-Yeah, my dad!
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The queen is cool.
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She lets out smells that make
the other ants do whatever she wants.
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Wow!
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DALE: Well, well, well.
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Looks like those fire ants
played you like the damn fiddle.
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Yeah? Well, the opry ain't over yet.
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Okay, ants, put your heads
between your six legs...
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and kiss your butt goodbye.
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"Celebration of local graffiti artists"?
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I'll give you a headline.
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"Local man cancels
newspaper subscription.�
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[Kahn laughing]
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Hey, Hank! You got a permit
for all that construction?
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You've got ants.
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[Rock music playing on radio]
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[Sniffing]
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Yes, my queen.
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[Soft-rock music playing]
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BILL: Peggy wants me to barbecue
20 pounds of Mexican sausage.
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I got half a tank of propane left.
You think that's enough?
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I figure I can top it off with some
lighter fluid or something.
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Bill, you don't want to be
mixing and matching your petrochemical.
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The Propane Association
recommends that you--
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It'll be fine, Bill. Burn is burn.
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"Burn is burn.� I got to remember that.
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No, no! I'm telling you, that's dangerous.
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Propane is what I know best.
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It sure ain't lawns.
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BOOMHAUER: Yeah, man,
dang sure right about that.
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Hey, guys,
I've kind of got to talk to Dale alone.
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I was just telling the guys
about Stonehenge.
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It seems the Druids used it
as some kind of sophisticated celestial--
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Dale, I didn't come here to--
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Oh, no! For once, you will hear me out.
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...calendar.
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Now what can I do for you?
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You can save my lawn.
Those fire ants are out of control.
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You're the only one who can help me.
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That's right.
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I am. The question is, why should I?
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Well, I'll give you $2.
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[Laughs]
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$2?
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Because you're my friend.
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I'm Hank's friend! Tie a ribbon around me.
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Because I'm coming to you, man to man...
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offering a genuine apology
for choosing my lawn over our friendship.
251
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,386
Jeez, Hank, I was
just holding out for $2.50.
252
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,652
What's that? What are you spraying?
There won't be bleaching, will there?
253
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Hell, no.
254
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I'd put that mask back on if I were you.
255
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You should've come to me sooner.
256
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:26,756
You should've come to me sooner.
257
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,857
I got to pull out the big gun.
258
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Dioxaphiliphide 6000...
259
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with techroline.
260
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[Dale chuckling]
261
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DJs: And don't forget
it is Quatro de Mayo!
262
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DJ 1: That's right, brother.
DJ 2: Right.
263
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[Hank whimpering]
264
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,215
[Moaning]
265
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,693
It's not fair. She was so young and green.
266
00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,256
I never even got a chance to mow her.
267
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,364
It'll be okay, Hank.
268
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You will grow a new lawn
by next year's Cinco de Mayo.
269
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,367
I can't go through this again.
270
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:13,037
-From now on, wood chips and gravel.
-Now, you do not mean that.
271
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,213
Ashes to ashes, man.
It's that dang old ashes to ashes.
272
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:20,048
DALE: I only used
as much poison as necessary...
273
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,713
and not a 55-gallon drum more.
274
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,120
Poor Hank.
275
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,624
-Serves him right.
-Damn straight--
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00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,126
Yeah, yeah, it does.
277
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:31,095
You know, where I come from,
we got a thing called karma.
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00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,862
You do something bad,
it come back and bite you in the ass!
279
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Big, white, stubborn ass!
280
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,000
HANK: Guys, I can hear you.
281
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,976
LUANNE: Aunt Peggy,
Buckley wants to bring his .38...
282
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,772
to shoot off at the block party.
283
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,815
But Uncle Hank said
nothing bigger than a .22.
284
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,714
PEGGY: Well, now, he is
the block captain, Luanne.
285
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:57,684
PEGGY: Now, I coat the churros
with azicar, or sugar.
286
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,656
How very odd.
Now what the heck was that?
287
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,898
BOBBY: Feed, my queen. Feed.
288
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,841
[Mud gurgling]
289
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,241
I just hope Hank doesn't blame Dale
for what happened.
290
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,775
No, Nancy, he knows Dale
was only doing his job.
291
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,981
He gave him a 50-cent raise.
292
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,552
Oh, sugar! We're out of sugar, sug'.
293
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,650
I think there's more in the basement.
294
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,388
Oh, no, I'll go get it.
295
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,359
[Suspenseful instrumental music]
296
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,464
Dale?
297
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,581
[Muffled breathing]
298
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,524
-Oh, my goodness!
-Hey, Peggy.
299
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,361
How could you do it?
300
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,565
How could you plant fire ants on our lawn?
301
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,100
I'm denying that. That's my position.
302
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,573
Dale, you wrote it on this map!
"3:00 a.m., planted ants."
303
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,270
If all you're going on is my confession,
forget it.
304
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,005
I'm simply not credible.
305
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:31,016
Well, then, what on God's green earth
are you doing with all these fire ants?
306
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,682
DALE: They're silk worms.
307
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,776
Uh-huh.
308
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,080
DALE: If you keep your mouth shut,
I'll make you a business suit.
309
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,481
[Sniffing]
310
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,118
No, I cannot allow you to leave
the safety of the bowl.
311
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,692
It is too dangerous out there.
312
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,196
[Sniffing]
313
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,767
Forgive me, my queen, I spoke out of turn.
314
00:17:56,342 --> 00:18:00,506
Yes, Your Majesty,
I will tell my people about you.
315
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:05,885
And may I be so bold as to ask you
to tell your subjects about...
316
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,511
Uh-oh.
317
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,080
[Humming]
318
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:13,425
PEGGY: I'm telling you, it's Dale,
with those fire ants. Get right in his--
319
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,482
Dale!
320
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,592
Oh, man.
321
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,223
Dale, you went too far this time!
322
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,462
Come back here. I'm gonna kick your ass!
323
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,765
DALE: No!
324
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,534
HANK: I'm gonna kick it harder
if you don't come over here!
325
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,542
DALE: You shouldn't have fired me!
You know what I'm like!
326
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,011
I'm capable of any crazy thing!
327
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,515
But my lawn, Dale!
You don't mess with a man's lawn!
328
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,016
I had no choice!
329
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,213
I tried planting the ants in your driveway,
but they didn't take!
330
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,985
They couldn't bite through cement.
They're weak! Like me!
331
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,582
BOBBY: Dad.
332
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,060
HANK: Not now, Bobby!
I'm in the middle of something!
333
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,392
BOBBY: This really can't wait.
334
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,458
Bobby, what are you doing?
335
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,898
Take them off!
336
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,665
DALE: Bobby, don't move a muscle!
BOBBY: What?
337
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,969
Listen to him, Bobby. If you move,
they're all gonna sting at once.
338
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:05,204
Take my hand, Bobby.
The ants'll swarm on me.
339
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,574
What if they don't?
340
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,478
They will.
341
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:12,882
They've been waiting
to get a piece of me for 15 years.
342
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,620
Come and get it, boys.
343
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,815
[Dale groaning]
344
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,016
Ouch.
345
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,185
HANK: Dale?
346
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:29,026
BOBBY: Mr. Gribble?
HANK: Dale, no!
347
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:34,634
Oh, God. You sacrificed your life...
348
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,835
to save my son.
349
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:41,039
I guess that makes us even
for you ruining my lawn.
350
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,012
What am I saying?
Of course it makes us even.
351
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,074
[Crying]
352
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,142
[Coughs]
353
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:53,114
While I was blacked out,
was anything inserted into me?
354
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,826
-You're alive?
-Answer the question.
355
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,795
[Cheerful Mexican music playing]
356
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,763
[Tape rewinding]
357
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,739
ANNOUNCER: it's on the green.
358
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,934
HANK: Beautiful.
359
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,739
ANNOUNCER: it's on the green.
360
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,677
So green and soothing.
361
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,043
[Hollering]
362
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,741
Come join the block party!
363
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,411
How about at least one margarita
before Bill finishes them all?
364
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,546
It's not "margarrrita,� okay?
365
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,349
It's "margarita.�
366
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,620
[Doorbell rings]
367
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,725
Oh, Hank? Hank, come quick.
368
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,497
Well, I'll be...
369
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,698
Here, Hank.
370
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,999
I've been saving this for someone special.
371
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:43,033
But I guess she's never coming back.
372
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,811
KAHN: Try and make lawn nice, neighbor.
373
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,848
DALE: Organically grown, no chemicals.
374
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,909
I killed all the bugs with my fingers.
375
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,509
[Boomhauer cheering]
376
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,612
[Muttering] This day Hank's, man,
everybody's best friend, man!
377
00:20:56,689 --> 00:21:01,024
Richest man in the world.
Just like the dang old Jimmy... Yo.
378
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,028
This is a very friendly gesture.
379
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,058
I like y'all a whole lot.
380
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,559
If any of you weren't here,
I'd miss you some.
381
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,764
I especially want to thank Dale Gribble.
382
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:18,776
Without his paranoid
and, well, hateful nature...
383
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:22,439
I never would've learned what kind
of beating a friendship can survive.
384
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,381
You're my best friend, Dale.
385
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,147
I thought I was your best friend, Hank.
386
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,412
Yeah, well...
387
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,246
[Chuckles]
388
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:32,634
[Sighs]
389
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:32,681
[Sighs]
390
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:39,957
[Hank whistling]
391
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:44,557
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