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[Theme music]
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PEGGY: Now, Minh, the game of Boggle
is really quite simple.
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The goal is to make words out of
these 25 letter cubes.
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[Cubes rattling]
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Bametomyam.
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It's gotta be a real word, honey.
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Yes. Bametomyam.
Thai spicy noodle soup.
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Tasty and delicious.
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I tell you, I hate to see Nancy cooped
up all Sunday, playing that Boggle.
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It's a beautiful day.
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She ought to be outside,
hanging my laundry.
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ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday!
And Saturday.
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It's the 9th Annual Dallas Mower Expo.
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Be there, as the biggest names in mowers
unveil the latest grass-cutting technology.
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Thrill to the spectacle of
the Snapper Precision-Mowing Team!
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See King Mulch take on
a Texas-sized pile of twigs!
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Over 10,000 oil paintings must be sold!
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Don't miss the Dallas Mower Expo!
Be there!
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PEGGY: "Pad Thai" doesn't count, Minh.
I guess I win again.
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Boy, Aunt Peg, the words I don't know
could fill a dictionary.
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The Elks are having a Boggle tournament
to raise bail money for their treasurer.
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Maybe you should enter.
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Me? Oh, fish. I just play for fun.
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Minh, you owe me $13.
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Thank you for Boggle lesson, Peggy Hill.
Maybe next week I teach you mahjong.
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Bring your checkbook!
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Hank, I'm thinking of entering
a Boggle tournament over at the Elks.
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Boggle? Boy, the Elks will do
anything for a dollar.
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Are they still playing that game where
the cow's gotta drop dung in a square?
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Boggle is nothing like Cow Bingo, Hank.
Boggle is a game of wits.
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Now, Cow Bingo is a game of strategy.
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[Boggle cubes rattling]
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Hoo-yeah!
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All right, Peggy, I replaced
my watch battery, ate a Cinnabon...
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and bought a P-trap.
I can't kill any more time. Let's go.
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Shh, Hank. It is only Round 5.
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[Sighs]
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"Impatient.�
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Okay, that's time. Pencils down.
Let's tote 'em up.
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I hope you don't mind, but I only used
words that appear in Patsy Cline lyrics.
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[Grunting]
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[Snoring]
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Oh, little sick boy. Would you like me
to find your name in the next Boggle?
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Okay.
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Hoo-yeah!
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Boy, that wife of yours is pretty good.
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I guess that's why they call her
your better half.
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Who calls her that?
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They.
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And I hope that your leg
gets better real soon...
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Zachary Quinn Jr.
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[Crowd hooting]
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MAN: How does she do it?
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LUANNE: Oh, my goodness!
Congratulations!
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BOBBY: You won, Mom!
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Looks like someone is gonna have to
clear some room on his trophy shelf.
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HANK: Hey, easy, Peggy.
That's my MVP trophy.
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Mom's trophy is bigger than yours.
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Oh, pooh. I don't care about the trophy.
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The real honor is getting to represent
Arlen in the State Boggle Championship.
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You're going to State? That is so exciting!
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Just like when Uncle Hank went
to State for high school football.
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Oh, yeah. It's exactly like that, Luanne.
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PEGGY: Oh, well, it might not be football,
but there are over 200 competitors...
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and you're allowed to bring a coach.
You wanna be my coach?
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A Boggle coach? What would I do?
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You don't have to do anything.
You just have to be there.
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Unless you want me to go off
to Dallas by myself.
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Dallas? I don't want you
going to Dallas at all!
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That place is crawling
with crackheads and debutantes!
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Half of them play for the Cowboys.
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Come on, Hank. It's just for the weekend.
We'll be back on Sunday.
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ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
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Guess who's going to the mower show?
If you guess right, you can come with me.
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It's you. Right? Did I win?
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Am I going?
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Boy, how'd you manage
to swing that with Peggy?
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She don't like mowers
like we like mowers.
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Simple. I found
a Boggle tournament in Dallas...
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to keep her busy,
while we have some real fun.
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Check it out, man. Talk about road trip.
The Big D Motel, man.
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You're talking about "The biggest names
in mowers and clippers! Be there!�
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Man, it's gonna be fun.
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[Horn honking]
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Let's go, Peggy! We gotta get to Dallas
before the gangs wake up!
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PEGGY: Hank! Shh! It's 4:00 a.m.
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Can I go back to bed, Aunt Peggy?
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I need to get eight hours of beauty sleep
and then write a paper on it.
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In a minute, honey.
Now, it is very important...
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that we know we can trust you two.
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Now, no parties while we're gone.
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Okay.
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Bye-bye.
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[Yawning] On behalf
of the Arlen Boggle Boosters...
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I'd like to present you with this jacket.
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Good luck, Peggy! W-I-N!
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I promise to make Dairy King,
Mr. Lube, and Rivera Sump Pumps proud!
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This weekend, Peggy Hill is gonna
put Arlen, Texas, on the map!
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Okay, Peggy Hill.
Good luck and maybe goodbye.
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Maybe?
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Where I come from, either you come home
a winner or you not come home at all!
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Good luck, Peggy Hill. Goodbye.
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[Piano music on TV]
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-What are you watching?
-Risky Business.
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Luanne, that movie's got bad words
and adult situations.
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Not anymore. I rented it at Blockbuster.
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I also got a fire-safety video
starring Chuck Mangione! Want to watch?
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No, thanks. I'm kinda
in the middle of doing laundry.
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Okay. But remember...
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Chuck says,
"Always unplug your iron after use.�
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BOBBY: Thanks for the tip.
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It's okay, honey. Valet parking is
included in the price of the room.
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I don't like the looks of this one, Peggy.
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He's just itching
to take my truck for a joyride.
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[Sighs]
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[Elevator dings]
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[Peggy gasping]
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PEGGY: Oh, Hank!
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It's lovely. Look at that.
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Look, everyone. It's Peggy Hill.
Boggle champ of Arlen, Texas.
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JOAN: I'm Joan,
Boggle Hospitality Coordinator.
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Here's your tournament tote bag,
a schedule of events, and a Boggle lei.
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[Clears throat]
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Joan, this is my husband, Hank.
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Wonderful! We have tons of activities
to occupy you while Peggy plays Boggle.
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You look like you could use a wallet.
Would you like to make a wallet?
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I don't think so.
Harley Davidson already made one for me.
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I don't think so.
Harley Davidson already made one for me.
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Now, Hank is not just my husband.
He is also my coach.
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Well, then you'll be needing one of these.
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Come on, Peggy. There's a Parker Brother
I want you to meet.
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TV: So take it from me, Chuck Mangione...
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unplugging the iron feels so good!
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Can you dig it?
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LUANNE: Bobby, wait! Use a coaster!
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Uh-oh.
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What have you done?
That coffee table is trashed!
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Your parents trusted us, Bobby,
and we let them down.
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They won't be home for 48 hours!
I'll think of something.
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Hey, I got it! You think of something.
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HANK: I'm checking in.
The name's Hank Hill.
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-Nope, I have a Peggy Hill.
-Yeah, that's it. Hank and Peggy Hill.
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I have a Peggy Hill.
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She's my wife!
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Oh, okay. "Mr. and Mrs. Peggy Hill."
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Now, you listen to me!
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The name is Hank Hill! Mr. Hank Hill!
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Peggy married me! I didn't marry her!
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What are you looking at?
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Oh, look, Peggy, it's Cissy Cobb...
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Boggle champion of Dallas
for seven non-consecutive years.
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PEGGY: Oh, excuse me, Cissy.
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I am fellow Boggle champ, Peggy Hill.
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My, my. What an interesting jacket.
Did you patch that together yourself?
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Actually, it was given to me
by the Arlen Boggle Boosters.
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They got local businesses
to sponsor my trip.
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Oh, how exciting.
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Why, you're at the very beginning
of a rags-to-riches story.
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[Raucous laughter]
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BOBBY: Okay. The guy at Home Depot
said all we gotta do...
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is strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish...
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buff, varnish, wax, buff.
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Oh, God! Your parents are gonna
be home in 47 hours! Hurry!
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No!
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BOBBY: That was close.
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BURNETT: Why, hello there, Peggy Hill.
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Name's Burnett,
Cissy Cobb's husband-coach.
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Actually, my name--
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You don't have to explain.
I got an uncle named Leslie.
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And the Duke himself, John Wayne,
was really named Marion.
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You take that back!
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BOBBY: The stain's not coming out!
I'm gonna put it on high.
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[Vacuum cleaner struggling]
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[Gasping]
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[Boggle cubes rattling]
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PEGGY: Oh, Hank.
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I have dreamt of this moment
ever since I reached ages-8-and-up.
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Yeah. So I'll see you at dinner.
I gotta get to the mower show.
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You can't leave now.
You are my coach. I need you.
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You, of all people, should understand,
I am at State.
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This is my moment.
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You know, when I close my eyes,
I see myself in the winner's circle.
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And you are right there next to me.
My coach. My man.
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And we drive back to Arlen
with that big-ass Boggle trophy...
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mounted on the hood of your old truck
like some beautiful, gold-plated...
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00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,851
bare-breasted, Rolls Royce angel!
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Well, when I close my eyes,
I see myself at the mower show...
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and you're there, too,
like some beauty queen of yore...
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wearing a fur coat and a gold hat.
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Oh, all right! I'll stay.
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EMCEE: Coaches, please
clear the gaming floor!
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Oh, I forgot. Coaches have to watch
from a closed-circuit TV room.
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Hold my purse?
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Well, hello, Patches.
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You must be here for your Boggle lesson.
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EMCEE: Bogglers, take your marks!
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[Cubes rattling]
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Oh, yeah.
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00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,338
[Electronic beep]
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[Digital timer beeping]
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00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,484
[Timer buzzes]
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Vowel cubes are running cold.
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00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,430
Coaches note.
It's a good day for "sometimes Y."
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00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:23,232
Hey, Cobb, for $7.50, I can ride
the mower that cut the Grassy Knoll.
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"Patina, pendant, panoply, and lobster.�
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Cissy Cobb, 73 points!
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Peggy Hill, your words, please.
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"Dang.�
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[Raucous laughter]
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"Dang" is not a word!
That's just some backwoods patois.
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Winner, Cissy Cobb! 73-0.
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Dang.
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I am so stupid!
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Oh, you're not stupid.
Heck, you're smarter than me.
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Oh, big deal.
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Well, you're smarter
than anyone else in Arlen.
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00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,450
Well, whoop-dee-doo!
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I am the smartest hillbilly
in Hillbilly Town!
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I'm trying, Peggy, I just...
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00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:19,831
You know, Coach said something that
would fire us up when we were behind.
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Yeah? What?
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Loser! You're a loser!
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
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Well, you should be, 'cause you are dirt!
You make me sick, you big baby!
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Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?
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00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,111
Why are you yelling at me?
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I'm trying to be your coach!
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It's inspiring.
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00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,855
Well, thank you.
'Cause I feel worse than ever.
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Well, it worked for the team.
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PEGGY: No, it didn't.
You went to State and lost.
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Oh, jeez.
I think I need one of those $8 beers.
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PEGGY: You were right, Hank. I am a loser.
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I am 255 out of 256.
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00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,708
Oh, come on now.
You're still doing better than...
235
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,914
Boggle Playing Chicken.
236
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,519
EMCEE: Coaches!
Please clear the gaming floor.
237
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,925
Well, I guess that's my cue.
You want me to hold your purse?
238
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:25,874
Fine. This shouldn't take
very long anyway.
239
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:25,921
Fine. This shouldn't take
very long anyway.
240
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,901
BILL: Wow, would you look at this place?
241
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,631
I feel like the Pretty Woman.
242
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,500
DALE: Hank?
243
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,177
Oh! Hi, guys.
244
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:43,615
-What are you doing with that purse?
-I'm holding it for Peggy.
245
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,240
Uh-huh.
246
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,547
Come on, man.
We're missing the mower show! Let's go!
247
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,386
Well, maybe tomorrow.
248
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,258
What's going on here, Hank?
249
00:14:56,329 --> 00:15:00,459
I got a pretty good dang old idea what's
going on. I tell you what, man. It's a...
250
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,728
[Makes whipping noise]
251
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:06,295
Two days ago, you were like a little boy,
all excited about the mower show.
252
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,803
Now, you're this strange man
holding a purse.
253
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,237
Which is it, Hank?
254
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,507
Are you some kind of man?
Or are you a little boy?
255
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,878
I am still a little boy, damn it!
256
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:21,352
And I am still excited about going
to the mower show. Come on, let's go!
257
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:22,944
[Sighing]
258
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,049
[Timer buzzes]
259
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,594
Winner, Peggy Hill!
260
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,190
Oh, I don't believe it!
You played a great game.
261
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,836
ANNOUNCER: And on display in
Booth 5, the blade from Slingblade.
262
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,341
DALE: "Liberace's Mower,
no flash photography.�
263
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,082
[Plastic balls rattling]
264
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:01,516
BOBBY: You sure you can get that
ring out? I can't afford any more screw ups.
265
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:05,588
I just spent my last dollar
on deodorizing carpet sealant.
266
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,630
What color is that? Is that Eggshell White?
267
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,270
It's gotta be Swiss Coffee!
268
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,166
Oh, baby!
269
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,371
Oh, man!
270
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,347
[Cubes rattling]
271
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,150
Winner, Peggy Hill!
272
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,518
Winner, Peggy Hill!
273
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,021
Winner, Peggy Hill!
274
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,725
I did it! Guess what, Hank?
275
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,894
We are going to the finals!
276
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:50,466
Look at old Boomhauer,
rolling and dodging and such.
277
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,471
BOOMHAUER: Dang! Somebody
pick up that dang old rock!
278
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:58,211
I tell you, I haven't had this much fun
since our last football road trip.
279
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,882
Remember? When we went to State?
280
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,479
And even old Peg was there. Remember?
281
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,183
Yeah, I remember.
282
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,794
Cheering her heart out
when we were down 28-0.
283
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,695
Man, this dang old piece of crap.
Dang old blocked up.
284
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,898
Get the grass out. There it is.
285
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:20,962
[Screams]
286
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,235
I ain't got no fingers!
287
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,145
JOAN: I'm sorry, Peggy.
We have to start the finals.
288
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,341
Okay. As soon as I find my husband.
I mean, coach.
289
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,042
He's probably just refilling my rosin bag.
290
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:36,385
CISSY: Don't kid yourself. He's probably
too embarrassed to watch me beat you.
291
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:37,820
PEGGY: Cissy Cobb?
292
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,950
That's right, Patches!
293
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:44,092
Looks like it's you and me in the finals.
294
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,392
[Raucous laughter]
295
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,224
Hank?
296
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,562
BRENT: Hello, and welcome
to the Texas State Boggle Championships.
297
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:54,470
We're coming to you live on the
Dallas Grand Plaza Hospitality Channel...
298
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:58,499
I'm Brent Steel and with me
is Boggle grand master, Alexi Golgarin.
299
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,411
Thanks, Brent.
This should be a great final match.
300
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,847
Two great Bogglers.
Only one will be winner.
301
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,942
All right, it's gonna be best of three.
I want a clean game.
302
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,920
No foreign words.
No foreign objects. Shake!
303
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,755
PEGGY: Oh, Hank.
304
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,854
BRENT: Cissy Cobb is off
to an excellent start in Round 1.
305
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,524
ALEXI: Peggy Hill hesitated.
306
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,002
That's going to cost her
at least a four-letter word.
307
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,635
BRENT: There goes Peggy Hill's pencil!
308
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,931
ALEXI: With no coach,
she's really at a disadvantage.
309
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,448
BRENT: Incredible!
What a scrapper! What a save!
310
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,041
[Timer buzzing]
311
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:42,313
BRENT: The players will now read their
word lists, starting with Peggy Hill.
312
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,658
"Sad, abandoned, abandons...
313
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,927
"bad, man..."
314
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,767
BRENT: We're in the final round
of this championship match...
315
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,327
and Peggy Hill is far behind.
316
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,566
Peggy!
317
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,369
ALEXI: Peggy Hill is down
to her last pencil.
318
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,935
She has no more pencils in reserve.
319
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:10,372
Everything rides on this pencil!
320
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:15,882
BRENT: This is awful.
I think it's all over for Peggy Hill.
321
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,083
[Sighing]
322
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,353
Hank! Where the hell have you been?
323
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:28,458
It doesn't matter where I've been.
I figured out where I should be.
324
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,663
Now, let's show them
how we play Boggle in Arlen!
325
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,705
Whatever you say, Coach!
326
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:37,966
Hoo-yeah!
327
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,406
[Uplifting instrumental music]
328
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,296
[Timer buzzes]
329
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:05,766
BRENT: Peggy Hill was writing up a storm.
But will it be enough?
330
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:10,006
"Caviar, chinchilla, harpsichord.�
331
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,846
ALEXI: What confidence.
She wrote "harpsichord.�
332
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,851
But not "harp" and not "chord."
333
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,382
A very bold gambit.
334
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,281
[Clears throat]
335
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,623
"Fish, fishes, slaw..."
336
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,219
BRENT: Peggy Hill is using
the opposite strategy.
337
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,856
A long list of short words
to narrow the gap.
338
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,696
"...churn, churns...
339
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,800
"apron, aprons..."
340
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:40,703
BRENT: She needs 10 more points,
and she only has one word remaining.
341
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,269
"Ain't"?
342
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,847
"Ain't" is not a word! I win!
343
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:54,344
It ain't "ain't,� Cissy Cobb.
The word is "acquaintanceship�...
344
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,320
as in, "It was not my pleasure
to make your acquaintanceship.�
345
00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:59,551
I win!
346
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,586
BRENT: What an incredible upset!
347
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,323
Peggy Hill is the new
Texas State Boggle champion!
348
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:09,311
Now, a description of the hotel fire safety
procedures with Chuck Mangione.
349
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:09,358
Now, a description of the hotel fire safety
procedures with Chuck Mangione.
350
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,768
You did it, Peggy, just like you said!
You're in the winner's circle!
351
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,102
And you are right beside me, Hank.
352
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,236
Loser! You're a loser!
353
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,109
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
Well, you should be!
354
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:25,447
You know, there's something Coach said
he would do if we ever won the big game.
355
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,384
Oh, yeah? What's that?
356
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:44,032
BOBBY: Let's go! Let's go! My parents
are gonna be home any minute!
357
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,539
What the hell is going on here?
358
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,802
[Rock music playing on stereo]
359
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,408
This party is officially over!
360
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,780
You kids get out of here
before I call your parents!
361
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,514
I don't know how you two
could be so irresponsible.
362
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,720
You are both grounded.
363
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:07,354
What were you thinking?
You've got school tomorrow!
364
00:22:07,404 --> 00:22:11,954
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