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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,961 --> 00:00:12,231 [♪ LESLEY GORE: "You Don't Own Me"] 2 00:00:18,313 --> 00:00:21,593 ♪ You don't own me 3 00:00:21,687 --> 00:00:25,457 ♪ I'm not just one of your many toys 4 00:00:25,561 --> 00:00:29,071 ♪ You don't own me 5 00:00:29,168 --> 00:00:33,438 ♪ Don't say I can't go with other boys... ♪ 6 00:00:33,544 --> 00:00:34,584 [Man] Hello, darling! 7 00:00:35,748 --> 00:00:40,118 - Whoa! - ♪ And don't tell me what to do 8 00:00:40,223 --> 00:00:42,093 ♪ Don't tell me what to say... ♪ 9 00:00:42,194 --> 00:00:43,834 [Woman] Cover your eyes! Cover your eyes! 10 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:47,441 ♪ Please when I go out with you 11 00:00:47,538 --> 00:00:50,278 ♪ Don't put me on display... ♪ 12 00:00:50,377 --> 00:00:51,807 Would you like an upgrade, young lady? 13 00:00:51,913 --> 00:00:54,123 I've an empty First Class carriage. 14 00:00:54,218 --> 00:00:56,258 And why would you be so kind? 15 00:00:56,355 --> 00:00:57,785 Well... 16 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,332 You're making these people uncomfortable. 17 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:02,070 Why would they be uncomfortable? 18 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:04,167 I'm perfectly comfortable. 19 00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:05,641 Why would you dress like that? 20 00:01:05,741 --> 00:01:08,311 There are children present. 21 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:10,423 What are you grinning at? 22 00:01:10,518 --> 00:01:12,148 You're just like your father. 23 00:01:12,254 --> 00:01:14,734 First Class has tea and toast. 24 00:01:14,826 --> 00:01:17,766 Nice bit of strawberry jam. 25 00:01:17,865 --> 00:01:20,395 Provocateuring does make one quite hungry. 26 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,250 ♪ That's all I ask of you 27 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:29,116 ♪ I'm young, and I love to be young 28 00:01:29,221 --> 00:01:31,091 ♪ I'm free, and I... ♪ 29 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:33,432 [Train horn blares] 30 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:36,570 ♪ ...live my life the way I want 31 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:40,580 ♪ To say and do whatever I please ♪ 32 00:01:40,678 --> 00:01:44,118 [Gunshot] 33 00:01:44,218 --> 00:01:46,688 [Crackling] 34 00:01:51,834 --> 00:01:53,274 [Chrissie] Oh, he's back. 35 00:01:53,369 --> 00:01:55,609 [Jordan] At least he waited outside this time. 36 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:57,238 Hey! 37 00:01:57,344 --> 00:01:59,884 - Hey, you alive? - [Groans] I don't think so. 38 00:01:59,983 --> 00:02:01,593 We were taking bets 39 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,616 on how long before they found you floating in the Thames. 40 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,864 - OK, move! We gotta open. - I'll give you a hand. 41 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,610 "Singer walking off stage before he's sung" is a novel approach. 42 00:02:15,714 --> 00:02:17,354 - [Steve] Yeah. - [Jordan] It was cool. 43 00:02:17,451 --> 00:02:18,451 Was it? 44 00:02:18,554 --> 00:02:19,864 We didn't know what was happening. 45 00:02:21,092 --> 00:02:22,562 Your band just kept playing, and the music was really hard. 46 00:02:22,662 --> 00:02:24,932 You could feel their anger. 47 00:02:25,033 --> 00:02:27,203 But then they stopped, which was shit, 48 00:02:27,304 --> 00:02:29,314 cos I'd spent two hours getting ready. 49 00:02:31,379 --> 00:02:33,279 [Steve] Where do you get changed for work? 50 00:02:34,619 --> 00:02:36,589 I come like this from home. 51 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:41,726 - On the train? - Being seen is a political act. 52 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,443 Shoving it in their stuck-up faces, bunch of hypocrites. 53 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,939 Supposed to be a free country. 54 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,581 Where do you get the balls? 55 00:02:47,678 --> 00:02:51,218 As you can see... I don't have any. 56 00:02:51,318 --> 00:02:53,558 This is a vulva-powered revolution. 57 00:02:53,657 --> 00:02:55,897 Why take the train if you've got a Volvo? 58 00:02:55,995 --> 00:02:57,625 [Laughs] 59 00:02:59,669 --> 00:03:02,239 You're funny... Kutie Jones. 60 00:03:03,409 --> 00:03:05,879 Tea? 61 00:03:05,981 --> 00:03:08,291 I can't understand her half the time... 62 00:03:08,386 --> 00:03:10,286 - ...but she has got guts. - Yeah. 63 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,360 As opposed to some. 64 00:03:14,499 --> 00:03:16,339 Why didn't you sing? 65 00:03:17,839 --> 00:03:19,839 Uhm... 66 00:03:19,943 --> 00:03:21,913 I guess the new improved cloak of invisibility 67 00:03:22,013 --> 00:03:23,683 didn't live up to expectations. 68 00:03:23,784 --> 00:03:26,964 Being seen is generally part of being on stage, Steve. 69 00:03:29,796 --> 00:03:31,796 Do you think Viv and Malcolm would give me another chance? 70 00:03:32,669 --> 00:03:34,439 Better hurry. 71 00:03:34,539 --> 00:03:36,339 They've been looking for a new singer. 72 00:03:54,913 --> 00:03:56,783 Oh, uh... S... 73 00:03:57,886 --> 00:03:59,856 Uh... 74 00:04:00,858 --> 00:04:01,888 Mum! 75 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:05,704 [Viv] We've been looking for you. 76 00:04:09,441 --> 00:04:13,021 Give me another shot, I promise I won't fuck it up. 77 00:04:13,115 --> 00:04:15,815 Sorry... to swear in front of the kids. 78 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:18,031 - I don't care. - I do. 79 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,695 I'm always getting into trouble for swearing at school. 80 00:04:20,798 --> 00:04:22,968 Can't fucking help it now. 81 00:04:25,373 --> 00:04:28,883 Don't you worry about them smelly old fascists, darling. 82 00:04:28,981 --> 00:04:30,921 What's 'other man's child' doing here? 83 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:34,628 Don't be a prick, Malcolm. He hasn't stayed in months. 84 00:04:34,726 --> 00:04:36,726 Malcolm, I was just saying how I... 85 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:38,500 Stop. Stop. 86 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,710 Turn around. Face the wall. 87 00:04:41,806 --> 00:04:44,306 - What? - Face the wall! 88 00:04:45,046 --> 00:04:46,976 There. Stay. 89 00:04:48,052 --> 00:04:49,662 'Real son', 90 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:52,386 could you go get Daddy's sword? 91 00:04:54,532 --> 00:04:59,712 One must die so that another may rise. 92 00:04:59,809 --> 00:05:01,449 When I managed The New York Dolls, 93 00:05:01,546 --> 00:05:04,416 I devised a provocative Situationist ploy. 94 00:05:04,519 --> 00:05:06,089 I thought very long and very hard 95 00:05:06,188 --> 00:05:09,558 about what would piss America off the most. 96 00:05:09,662 --> 00:05:12,372 And in a stroke of genius, 97 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:15,837 I dressed them up as Chinese Communists. 98 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:18,381 They looked devastating. 99 00:05:18,479 --> 00:05:20,749 And it was testament to the brilliance of my idea 100 00:05:20,851 --> 00:05:24,021 that one month later the Dolls had broken up. 101 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,364 - Your sword, Sire. - Thank you very much. 102 00:05:26,462 --> 00:05:28,772 But on parting, 103 00:05:28,867 --> 00:05:30,797 Sylvain Sylvain 104 00:05:30,904 --> 00:05:34,984 entrusted something sacred into my safekeeping. 105 00:05:35,079 --> 00:05:41,359 Like Merlin giving Arthur Excalibur. 106 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,828 Actually, it was The Lady of the Lake gave Arthur Excalibur. 107 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,640 Please, do you mind, I'm trying to create a situation here. 108 00:05:46,736 --> 00:05:48,666 Please stop. 109 00:05:48,774 --> 00:05:50,444 What's going on? 110 00:05:50,544 --> 00:05:52,414 You're very damaged, 111 00:05:52,515 --> 00:05:54,585 which is a very good thing. 112 00:05:54,686 --> 00:05:56,556 It's just you're too damaged to be up front. 113 00:05:56,656 --> 00:06:01,496 And so you must plough that damage into the music. 114 00:06:03,671 --> 00:06:05,841 From now on, you shall be guitar. 115 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:07,551 Wh... What about Wally? 116 00:06:07,645 --> 00:06:09,405 Well, it's absolutely forbidden 117 00:06:09,515 --> 00:06:12,555 for any rock star to wear spectacles. 118 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:14,415 - That's a bit harsh. - Well, don't blame me! 119 00:06:14,525 --> 00:06:15,925 I don't make the rules. 120 00:06:16,028 --> 00:06:17,158 You must sack him. 121 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,766 I assume you can play? 122 00:06:20,871 --> 00:06:22,171 - Um... - Good! 123 00:06:22,273 --> 00:06:25,583 Well, it can't be that hard! Everyone does these days. 124 00:06:25,681 --> 00:06:27,051 Mm! 125 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,190 And I think we've found our new singer. 126 00:06:29,287 --> 00:06:30,657 That was quick. 127 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,658 Well, I spotted him in the shop. His name's John. 128 00:06:33,764 --> 00:06:35,634 Yes, and when he came back 129 00:06:35,734 --> 00:06:38,414 looking for a pair of brothel creepers in white suede, 130 00:06:38,507 --> 00:06:40,637 I said that I might consider giving them to him 131 00:06:40,744 --> 00:06:42,654 if he auditioned for us. 132 00:06:42,748 --> 00:06:45,648 He wears his clothes in a very interesting way. 133 00:06:45,754 --> 00:06:47,894 Got very interesting teeth, too. 134 00:06:49,729 --> 00:06:51,629 I didn't notice his teeth. 135 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:54,443 [John] Ooh, naughty, naughty. 136 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:57,879 This will do very nicely for me and the missus. 137 00:06:57,978 --> 00:07:01,188 But what'll the kiddies wear? 138 00:07:01,285 --> 00:07:02,685 Microphone. 139 00:07:02,788 --> 00:07:04,758 I only sing out of tune. 140 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,029 Fucking hell! 141 00:07:06,863 --> 00:07:08,473 Pillock! 142 00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:11,137 Ladies! Pretend you're on stage, 143 00:07:11,238 --> 00:07:13,008 and just sing along. 144 00:07:13,109 --> 00:07:15,079 Otherwise Steve Jones here's 145 00:07:15,179 --> 00:07:17,149 gonna beat the bloody daylights out of you. 146 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,750 I don't think so. 147 00:07:19,823 --> 00:07:20,993 We'll see. 148 00:07:23,162 --> 00:07:25,732 [♪ ALICE COOPER: "I'm Eighteen"] 149 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:28,036 Oh, Alice. 150 00:07:29,108 --> 00:07:30,778 My mum loves him. 151 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:42,230 ♪ Lines form on my face and hands 152 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:48,477 ♪ Lines form from the ups and downs 153 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:53,220 ♪ I'm in the middle without any plans 154 00:07:53,322 --> 00:07:57,032 - ♪ I'm a boy and I'm a man... ♪ - Are you gonna sing? 155 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:59,130 [Out of tune] ♪ I'm eighteen 156 00:07:59,234 --> 00:08:02,174 ♪ Have sex in the grass 157 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,953 ♪ Eighteen 158 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:06,916 ♪ What a farce 159 00:08:07,785 --> 00:08:11,585 ♪ Get sex, we never stop 160 00:08:12,662 --> 00:08:14,672 ♪ Weird sex 161 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:17,195 ♪ Now it's a shop ♪ 162 00:08:17,303 --> 00:08:18,873 - [Blows raspberry] - [Cooper] ♪ I'll go runnin' 163 00:08:18,974 --> 00:08:22,684 ♪ In outer space, oh yeah... ♪ 164 00:08:26,155 --> 00:08:28,725 ♪ I got a baby's brain 165 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:31,627 ♪ And an old geezer's heart... ♪ 166 00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:33,673 - [Blows nose] - [Cooper] ♪ Took eighteen years 167 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:35,270 ♪ To get this far... ♪ 168 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:41,920 [John] ♪ All I wanted was a pair of dirty shoes 169 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:44,990 ♪ Now you're gettin' me all confused 170 00:08:46,362 --> 00:08:48,102 ♪ Eighteen 171 00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:50,839 ♪ I've got vile breath 172 00:08:51,305 --> 00:08:53,005 ♪ Eighteen 173 00:08:53,108 --> 00:08:54,808 ♪ Are you fuckin' deaf? 174 00:08:56,215 --> 00:08:58,245 ♪ Eighteen 175 00:08:58,352 --> 00:09:00,222 ♪ Shop till you drop ♪ 176 00:09:02,027 --> 00:09:05,127 What is it? Bunch of morons or what? 177 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:07,973 No future for John, is it? 178 00:09:08,072 --> 00:09:11,682 Uh, God save Johnny, Humpty Dumpty Johnny. 179 00:09:11,779 --> 00:09:14,079 We all fall down left and right. 180 00:09:14,184 --> 00:09:16,764 Blue suede, white suede... 181 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,986 [Blows raspberry] ...brothel creeping bastards! 182 00:09:19,094 --> 00:09:22,234 I'm a boy. No, I'm a man. 183 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,073 I'm eighteen, and I hate it! 184 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:28,612 I hate it! Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! 185 00:09:28,713 --> 00:09:29,953 Nothing but a lowlife! 186 00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:32,659 I hate it! Fuck it! 187 00:09:32,755 --> 00:09:35,125 Hate it! Suck it! 188 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:39,096 Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! 189 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,910 Eighteen, and I hate it! 190 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:58,040 Where's me shoes? 191 00:09:59,676 --> 00:10:00,976 Well, let's set up a rehearsal first, 192 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,208 and then we can talk about your shoes. 193 00:10:02,313 --> 00:10:03,883 Fuck that! 194 00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:06,324 He's right. I don't think this is gonna work. 195 00:10:06,421 --> 00:10:07,861 I thought it was interesting. 196 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:10,628 Maybe for a Christmas panto. 197 00:10:10,731 --> 00:10:12,741 Why are you wasting my time? 198 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:16,740 [Rattling] 199 00:10:16,843 --> 00:10:19,183 Open the door, please. 200 00:10:19,281 --> 00:10:24,061 Do any of you imbeciles realise what's happening here? 201 00:10:25,728 --> 00:10:29,228 He is one of the greatest guitarists in all of England. 202 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:33,684 And you are an untutored genius 203 00:10:33,777 --> 00:10:38,017 that, with the right guidance, could change the world. 204 00:10:38,887 --> 00:10:40,787 [Laughs] 205 00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:44,099 You're a tosser. 206 00:10:44,197 --> 00:10:45,397 Yes, I am. 207 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:50,110 And I'm going to toss this boring, grey country 208 00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:52,149 with its corrupt Establishment 209 00:10:52,246 --> 00:10:56,116 right on to its inbred, self-important arse. 210 00:10:56,221 --> 00:10:58,691 Now, who wants to toss with me? 211 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,963 One rehearsal. 212 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,940 I'm game. 213 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:09,749 It will be a chance to hear England's greatest guitarist. 214 00:11:11,853 --> 00:11:13,023 May as well join the tossers. 215 00:11:13,122 --> 00:11:16,132 Excellent. I'll set it up. 216 00:11:16,228 --> 00:11:17,768 And get me those shoes. 217 00:11:39,308 --> 00:11:41,178 [Train rumbling] [Glen] I don't think it's right just not turning up. 218 00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:43,078 [Steve] Ten to one he doesn't turn up himself. 219 00:11:43,182 --> 00:11:45,952 [Glen] But he might, and that would be really rude. 220 00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:47,964 Oh, fuck off, Florence Nightingale. 221 00:11:48,058 --> 00:11:50,028 You haven't even met him. He was just taking the piss. 222 00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:52,129 - All right. - I thought he had potential. 223 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,043 [Steve] Then why didn't you go to the bleedin' rehearsal? 224 00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:55,437 [Cookie] No point going on me own. 225 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,940 [Glen] We should've told Malcolm. 226 00:11:57,043 --> 00:11:58,183 [Steve] Malcolm doesn't care. 227 00:11:58,278 --> 00:11:59,818 He's probably found a dozen others by now. 228 00:11:59,915 --> 00:12:01,285 What the fuck! 229 00:12:01,385 --> 00:12:02,785 - Hello, Malcolm. - Hello. 230 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,888 Why didn't you go to rehearsal? 231 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,972 - What rehearsal? - John and his mates 232 00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:11,135 came to my shop wanting to kick my bloody head in. 233 00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:14,438 - I must've forgot. - [Malcolm] You forgot? 234 00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:16,475 You're going to apologise to John tomorrow. 235 00:12:16,582 --> 00:12:19,862 And, if you can't get him to come to a rehearsal, 236 00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:23,325 I will reconsider my managerial position. 237 00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:27,444 - You've been told, son. - Shut up! 238 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,368 [Knocking] 239 00:12:33,115 --> 00:12:34,415 [Door opens] 240 00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:36,218 [John] My, my! 241 00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:37,831 It's Kutie Jones. 242 00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:44,003 What you want? 243 00:12:44,104 --> 00:12:45,174 About the rehearsals. 244 00:12:47,343 --> 00:12:50,253 Sorry, it was a... bit of a misunderstanding. 245 00:12:50,349 --> 00:12:52,549 - We forgot. - Oh, yeah? 246 00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:56,264 Malcolm's organising another, and we'll be there. 247 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:57,501 I won't. 248 00:12:57,598 --> 00:12:59,028 The place was a shithole. 249 00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:00,474 [Rats squeaking] 250 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:02,070 The rats were so noisy, 251 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:05,053 we wouldn't have been able to hear each other. 252 00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:07,216 - I'll tell Malcolm. - I already have. 253 00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:09,185 Good. 254 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:14,528 - Not really. - What? 255 00:13:14,632 --> 00:13:16,442 I don't think I can be in a band 256 00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:20,306 called "Kutie Jones And His Sex Pistols". 257 00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:23,079 The name's disgusting. 258 00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:28,562 I might come to a rehearsal of a band called "Sex Pistols". 259 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,400 I told Malcolm that, too. 260 00:13:30,497 --> 00:13:32,197 [♪ T. REX: "Jeepster"] 261 00:13:35,072 --> 00:13:36,842 Great. 262 00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:41,015 Bye-bye, Kutie. 263 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,089 ♪ You're so sweet 264 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,534 ♪ You're so fine 265 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:50,400 ♪ I want you all and everything just to be mine 266 00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:52,114 - ♪ Cos you're my baby... ♪ - [Chrissie] Nice guitar. 267 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,976 Where'd you steal it? 268 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,879 Malcolm gave it to me. 269 00:13:56,983 --> 00:13:59,323 It was Sylvain Sylvain's. 270 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,631 - Of the New York Dolls? - Yeah. 271 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,130 Why'd he give it to you? 272 00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:08,142 I'm gonna be our new guitarist. 273 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,908 - What happened to Wally? - Uh... 274 00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:12,481 You fucking prick! 275 00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:14,251 Well, don't blame me, I don't make the rules. 276 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:17,090 You sacked Wally? Seriously? 277 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,460 Malcolm has been promising for months to put me in a band. 278 00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:22,334 And I can sing and play, 279 00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:27,513 but, no, he gives you, a meathead, druggie, felon... 280 00:14:27,611 --> 00:14:30,181 Feel free. Everyone's piling it on today. 281 00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:33,022 ...this incredible instrument and a place in a band 282 00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:36,361 that you are completely unqualified for, because... 283 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,661 because, Jonesy, 284 00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:40,504 one thing that British and American music share 285 00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:45,284 is huge, steaming piles of sexism. 286 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:49,659 Sexism has nothing to do with it, Chrissie. 287 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,425 I am well aware of your talent, 288 00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,556 but my vision for the Sex Pistols 289 00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:56,973 is one of dirt, danger and desire. 290 00:14:57,069 --> 00:15:01,209 A band of sexy, young assassins 291 00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:06,121 whose instruments could just as easily be pickaxes, 292 00:15:06,221 --> 00:15:10,161 or shovels, or machine-guns. 293 00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:12,632 You're far too... 294 00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:15,014 accomplished for them. 295 00:15:15,105 --> 00:15:19,445 However, I do want you to meet with a man 296 00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:21,648 by the name of Mick Jones. 297 00:15:21,752 --> 00:15:24,022 Any relation? 298 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:30,303 Now, Mick Jones is a very interesting young guitarist 299 00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:34,082 who is looking for a collaborator. 300 00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:38,216 OK. 301 00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:42,491 - Thanks. - What about John? 302 00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:44,064 Sorted. 303 00:15:44,163 --> 00:15:45,733 But with Wally gone we've got nowhere to rehearse. 304 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:50,110 Come with me to Denmark... Street. 305 00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,249 London's answer to Tin Pan Alley. 306 00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:54,316 It's the epicentre of the music scene. 307 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:57,187 [Man] Our Tin Pan Alley was really encompassed 308 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,660 by the length of a street, 309 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,600 which is still there, of course, Denmark Street. 310 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:03,437 Today it's a sad place because, uh... 311 00:16:03,536 --> 00:16:05,406 the action has gone from there pretty well, 312 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,677 and it's not the same kind of business. 313 00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:10,218 In those days, there were characters, 314 00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:12,046 there was tremendous colour. 315 00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:15,193 I've taken out a twelve-month lease. 316 00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:18,602 Places like this, they don't come cheap, you know. 317 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:22,570 But I said, I told them, "I don't care how much it costs, 318 00:16:22,674 --> 00:16:24,584 "because this... 319 00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:29,251 "...is the perfect hideout 320 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,664 "for my sexy, young assassins." 321 00:16:41,846 --> 00:16:45,646 Thanks, Malcolm. 322 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,294 It's brilliant. 323 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:50,230 John comes by on Friday for rehearsals. 324 00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:53,769 How are you and Excalibur getting along? 325 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:56,512 Good. 326 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,218 Great. 327 00:17:00,315 --> 00:17:01,615 Ready to do battle. 328 00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,519 Mm, good. 329 00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,398 Don't let me down. 330 00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:12,271 I won't. 331 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,435 Good boy. 332 00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:16,075 [♪ ELVIS PRESLEY: "An American Trilogy"] 333 00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:18,121 ♪ Little baby 334 00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:20,288 ♪ Don't you cry 335 00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:28,112 ♪ You know your daddy's... 336 00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:32,575 ♪ ...bound to die 337 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:44,271 ♪ But all my trials, Lord... 338 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:50,149 ♪ ...soon be over 339 00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:27,619 [♪ Music over dialogue] 340 00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:39,152 ♪ Glory, glory 341 00:18:39,247 --> 00:18:44,857 ♪ Hallelujah 342 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:55,848 ♪ His truth is marching on 343 00:18:55,947 --> 00:19:02,257 ♪ His truth is marching... ♪ 344 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,459 [Plucks strings] 345 00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:13,783 [Grunts] Ugh! 346 00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:14,953 Fuck! 347 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,303 [Grunts] 348 00:19:20,395 --> 00:19:23,765 [♪ THE KINKS: "All Day And All Of The Night"] 349 00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:30,323 ♪ I'm not content to be with you 350 00:19:30,415 --> 00:19:31,845 ♪ In the daytime... ♪ 351 00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:34,462 Ah-hah! This is the one I was telling you about. 352 00:19:34,558 --> 00:19:37,428 "Singer who walks off stage before he's sung." 353 00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:38,971 No, that... That was last week. 354 00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:41,636 Currently, I'm doing "guitarist who can't play". 355 00:19:41,739 --> 00:19:43,379 - Oh, I love that. - Mm. 356 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:44,605 - Can anyone do it? - Mm-hmm. 357 00:19:44,711 --> 00:19:46,521 Sioux, we're all doing it. 358 00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:48,585 I'm currently doing "painter who can't paint". 359 00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:50,886 Last week, I was doing "actress who cannot act". 360 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,360 And tonight I'm doing 361 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,259 "drag queen who can't drag her arse around Soho 362 00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:56,903 "in these hideous high heels". 363 00:19:57,002 --> 00:19:59,612 Hey, do you... you got any speed, love? 364 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,608 [Woman] Oh, God, it's freezing. 365 00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:03,252 [Man] Cheeky! 366 00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,418 Black Beauty diet pills. 367 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,860 If I take too many of these, 368 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,626 I'm up all night scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush. 369 00:20:08,726 --> 00:20:11,256 - Oh, that'll do. - Come and club with us. 370 00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:13,874 Uh, no, I... I can't. 371 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,670 I got something on. 372 00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:17,583 - [Woman] Jordan. - Bye, love. 373 00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:20,852 [Woman, laughing] Oi! 374 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,850 Phoebe... got a light? 375 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,300 o Fun"] 376 00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:40,563 ♪ No fun 377 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,327 ♪ My babe 378 00:20:42,426 --> 00:20:44,296 ♪ No fun 379 00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:49,714 ♪ No fun to hang around 380 00:20:49,808 --> 00:20:52,308 ♪ Freaked out 381 00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:56,316 ♪ For another day 382 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,561 ♪ Well, maybe go out 383 00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:00,499 ♪ Or maybe stay home 384 00:21:00,597 --> 00:21:03,497 ♪ Or maybe I call Mum on the telephone 385 00:21:03,603 --> 00:21:05,643 ♪ Well, come on... ♪ 386 00:21:16,529 --> 00:21:18,029 [♪ Music stops] 387 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,620 - What you doing here? - We've come for the rehearsal. 388 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,363 - What rehearsal? - With John. 389 00:21:34,732 --> 00:21:36,942 - That's not till Friday. - It's Friday. 390 00:21:37,036 --> 00:21:38,866 Yeah, that's what I said, it's Friday. 391 00:21:38,973 --> 00:21:41,083 - We know that. - Then what are you doing here? 392 00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:43,747 Well, today's Friday. 393 00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:49,562 - Can't be. - What are you on? 394 00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:51,361 Black Beauties. 395 00:21:51,464 --> 00:21:53,904 Well, if Mum had given me these when I was a kid, 396 00:21:54,003 --> 00:21:55,643 I might've learned something at school. 397 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,680 Oh, fuck it, where'd they all go? 398 00:21:57,777 --> 00:21:59,817 How long have you been up? 399 00:21:59,915 --> 00:22:01,415 Since Monday. 400 00:22:01,518 --> 00:22:04,418 - [Glen] Jesus! - [Cookie] Why? 401 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:07,364 Learning guitar. Pretty much got it down. 402 00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:10,973 [Chuckles] No, you don't learn guitar in four days! 403 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,710 It's five, isn't it? 404 00:22:12,807 --> 00:22:15,077 Right. So, first we had "the singer who can't sing", 405 00:22:15,178 --> 00:22:16,978 and now we have "the guitarist who's a drug addict". 406 00:22:17,082 --> 00:22:19,392 I'm a real musician, yeah? 407 00:22:19,487 --> 00:22:21,727 Plenty of other bands wanna play with me, actually. 408 00:22:21,825 --> 00:22:23,955 I'm gone. Goodbye. 409 00:22:24,063 --> 00:22:27,403 [♪ Steve plays "No Fun" riff on guitar] 410 00:22:33,816 --> 00:22:35,486 Woo-hoo! 411 00:22:35,586 --> 00:22:36,956 Fuck! 412 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,399 Did you just play that? 413 00:22:44,003 --> 00:22:45,873 Yeah. 414 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:48,083 Well, show me what else you got. 415 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,950 Sure. 416 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:54,560 Let me just take a kip first, though, so... 417 00:22:57,831 --> 00:22:59,571 [Cookie] It's all right. Happens a lot. 418 00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:01,438 He'll be fine. 419 00:23:01,538 --> 00:23:02,738 Right, let's set up. 420 00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:09,116 [Glen] He's not coming. 421 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,730 Nah, give it another hour. I bet he turns up. 422 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,955 But why would he wanna join the Fucked Four? 423 00:23:14,063 --> 00:23:15,833 My legendary musicianship. 424 00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:18,643 A Stooges riff does not make you Keith Richards. 425 00:23:18,739 --> 00:23:20,879 John's got cigarette stubs for teeth, right? 426 00:23:21,779 --> 00:23:23,009 He can't sing. 427 00:23:23,114 --> 00:23:25,054 He's cracked in the head. 428 00:23:25,152 --> 00:23:27,722 He hasn't exactly got a lot going for him either. 429 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,904 - Hey. - [Glen] I really am leaving. 430 00:23:29,995 --> 00:23:31,865 We've gotta audition him for Malcolm. 431 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:36,005 He'll be shit, and then we'll give him the boot, right? 432 00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:38,607 - He is funny, though. - Who's funny? 433 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:43,520 - We was just talking about ya. - That's not very polite, is it? 434 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:46,032 There's nothing else to do seeing as you're 4 hours late. 435 00:23:46,127 --> 00:23:49,997 - Better late than never. - I don't think that it is. 436 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:51,914 John. 437 00:23:53,075 --> 00:23:54,875 John, this is Glen. 438 00:23:56,682 --> 00:23:59,492 - Hi. I'm Glen. - I know that. 439 00:24:00,824 --> 00:24:02,164 I play bass. 440 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:17,792 Nice place. 441 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,761 Yeah, Malcolm's paying a fortune for it. 442 00:24:19,861 --> 00:24:23,071 The lead singer from Badfinger hung his-self here a week ago. 443 00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:25,508 He probably got it for tuppence. 444 00:24:25,606 --> 00:24:27,076 - Really? - Poor bastard. 445 00:24:28,111 --> 00:24:31,791 It's still... nice. 446 00:24:31,885 --> 00:24:34,785 - Well, we should rehearse. - I can't sing. 447 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,701 - We can't play. - Actually, I'm pretty good. 448 00:24:36,795 --> 00:24:38,565 - Huh. Are ya? - Yeah. 449 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,266 Who are your influences? 450 00:24:40,804 --> 00:24:41,714 Um... 451 00:24:41,805 --> 00:24:42,805 The Beatles. 452 00:24:42,907 --> 00:24:44,807 - Ooh... - No. 453 00:24:44,911 --> 00:24:46,211 - Yeah. - Well, yeah. 454 00:24:46,314 --> 00:24:48,254 Actually, they are really good, but loads of others. 455 00:24:48,351 --> 00:24:51,021 Just tell me a song you like. I can pretty much play anything. 456 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:54,263 - "Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart. - Great, I know that. 457 00:24:54,363 --> 00:24:56,843 [Laughing] Pathetic! 458 00:24:56,935 --> 00:24:58,095 If you don't like what you see, 459 00:24:58,204 --> 00:25:00,684 John, you're welcome to fuck off. 460 00:25:00,776 --> 00:25:01,876 I probably should do that. 461 00:25:01,979 --> 00:25:04,949 Between The Beatles and Rod Stewart, 462 00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:07,591 - it is a bit disappointing. - [Steve] I'll tell Malcolm. 463 00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:10,960 How are my sexy young assassins? 464 00:25:11,063 --> 00:25:12,303 John was just leaving. 465 00:25:12,399 --> 00:25:14,639 "Leaving"? No, come on, show me what you've done. 466 00:25:14,738 --> 00:25:17,978 Nothing! All's they know is Beatles and Rod Stewart. 467 00:25:18,077 --> 00:25:20,247 - Could do a Small Faces song. - Do you have any idea 468 00:25:20,348 --> 00:25:23,718 how much I've already personally invested in you? 469 00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,692 The lead singer of Badfinger hung himself here. 470 00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:28,703 Yes, I know that. That's why I got it half price. 471 00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:31,839 You see, that's what a good manager does. Gets a good deal. 472 00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:34,909 But the lease did cost me a thousand pounds. 473 00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:38,851 And not to mention the fact you have been living here rent free. 474 00:25:38,953 --> 00:25:41,323 - How did you know? - I visited two days ago. 475 00:25:41,424 --> 00:25:43,764 - Did you? - Yeah. 476 00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:46,735 Here's some more Black Beauties. 477 00:25:46,835 --> 00:25:50,135 I don't even get bus fare and he gets amphetamines and free rent? 478 00:25:50,242 --> 00:25:51,882 Shut the fuck up, John! 479 00:25:51,979 --> 00:25:54,179 - That's it, go on, go at him! - I'll go at you. 480 00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:55,923 Tear into each other 481 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,590 like the seditionary sewer rats that you are. 482 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,132 - What? - Oh, bloody hell! 483 00:26:00,228 --> 00:26:01,798 For fuck's sake! 484 00:26:01,899 --> 00:26:06,779 I want to hear the fury of the forgotten generation. 485 00:26:08,813 --> 00:26:11,823 - Play the riff. - What? What riff? 486 00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:15,089 The only one you know, you berk! Go on. 487 00:26:15,191 --> 00:26:18,031 A generation with no future. 488 00:26:19,968 --> 00:26:23,308 A generation with no other aim but to destroy. 489 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:29,385 [♪ Plays riff] 490 00:26:29,486 --> 00:26:31,926 Yes, that's it, my boy. 491 00:26:35,967 --> 00:26:37,797 England's greatest guitarist. 492 00:26:37,904 --> 00:26:40,184 Just the two chords, is it? 493 00:26:40,275 --> 00:26:43,245 More like England's greatest moron. 494 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,320 Sing, John. 495 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:49,390 Show me that rancid brilliance that you have. 496 00:26:53,936 --> 00:26:56,806 - He can't fucking sing. - I don't know the words, Steve. 497 00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,348 - Just make them up. - I'm not a wind-up doll! 498 00:26:59,446 --> 00:27:02,086 Who looks like a moron now, John? 499 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,685 Eh? 500 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,093 [♪ Plays riff] 501 00:27:09,801 --> 00:27:11,841 Bye-bye, Johnny. 502 00:27:11,939 --> 00:27:13,069 Bye-bye. 503 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:15,754 Ooh, Jimi Hendrix knows a Stooges riff. 504 00:27:15,846 --> 00:27:17,676 Stooges! 505 00:27:17,784 --> 00:27:20,224 You do know the song. You just can't sing. 506 00:27:20,322 --> 00:27:22,232 ♪ No fun 507 00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,404 ♪ No fun... ♪ 508 00:27:24,497 --> 00:27:26,837 - That's it, my boy. Sing! - Shut the fuck up! 509 00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:34,851 ♪ No fun 510 00:27:34,951 --> 00:27:36,761 ♪ My babe 511 00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:38,825 ♪ No fun 512 00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:43,230 ♪ Fun to be alone 513 00:27:44,203 --> 00:27:47,243 ♪ Something up your arse 514 00:27:48,378 --> 00:27:50,848 ♪ Fun to be alone 515 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,191 ♪ Something... 516 00:27:54,289 --> 00:27:57,759 ♪ Something, whatever the fuck 517 00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:04,881 ♪ I may be going out 518 00:28:04,978 --> 00:28:07,078 ♪ And I may be staying at home 519 00:28:07,182 --> 00:28:09,052 ♪ Maybe... ♪ 520 00:28:09,153 --> 00:28:11,163 Fuck! What's... What happened there? 521 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:13,127 England's greatest guitarist. 522 00:28:13,227 --> 00:28:15,197 You were completely out of tune. 523 00:28:15,298 --> 00:28:17,738 - What's your chord? - It goes to 'E' there. 524 00:28:17,837 --> 00:28:19,737 [♪ Plays chord] 525 00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:23,053 Right. From the top. 526 00:28:23,147 --> 00:28:24,777 One, two, three... 527 00:28:24,884 --> 00:28:26,354 Here, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 528 00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,894 In, in, in, in, in, this is us, this is us, this is us. 529 00:28:28,992 --> 00:28:32,032 ♪ Road Runner, Road Runner 530 00:28:32,132 --> 00:28:33,942 ♪ At a thousand miles an hour... ♪ 531 00:28:34,036 --> 00:28:36,166 Jordan, make sure they let us in. 532 00:28:36,273 --> 00:28:38,343 Keep going, keep going. Just down here... 533 00:28:38,444 --> 00:28:40,984 ♪ ...Runner, Road Runner 534 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,963 ♪ At a thousand miles an hour 535 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,926 ♪ I fell in love with the modern world... ♪ 536 00:28:46,027 --> 00:28:47,197 We heard there was a party. 537 00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:49,025 No, no party. 538 00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,973 Well, then we better make one. 539 00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:53,780 - Get lively, boys. - Jordan. 540 00:28:53,876 --> 00:28:56,916 [♪ Reggae music playing] 541 00:28:57,015 --> 00:28:59,515 I never let the shop dictate my style, it's about how I feel. 542 00:28:59,621 --> 00:29:02,331 If anything, I've seen Vivienne take inspiration 543 00:29:02,426 --> 00:29:04,356 from the things that I wear from home. 544 00:29:04,463 --> 00:29:07,373 Loads of people are on the game. Prostitution isn't that bad. 545 00:29:07,469 --> 00:29:09,939 I mean, I've had a few offers, I've thought about it. 546 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:12,811 Do it if I were you. It's a couple of quid. 547 00:29:12,914 --> 00:29:15,954 Music is fundamentally young people's music, right? 548 00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:18,393 Ganja, Rasta, reggae, 549 00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:20,501 they're all part of the same social movement. 550 00:29:20,596 --> 00:29:22,266 It's a pretty good movement. 551 00:29:22,365 --> 00:29:24,935 Mm. 552 00:29:25,038 --> 00:29:27,938 I thought you was doing "painter who couldn't paint"? 553 00:29:28,044 --> 00:29:29,414 It's actually pretty good. 554 00:29:29,514 --> 00:29:31,024 Malcolm. 555 00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:33,857 Please don't tell. 556 00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:36,028 I didn't catch your name. 557 00:29:36,127 --> 00:29:38,827 Helen of Troy. 558 00:29:38,932 --> 00:29:42,572 The face that launched a thousand hips. 559 00:29:42,673 --> 00:29:43,983 Oh, I like you. 560 00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:45,846 Mm. 561 00:29:45,946 --> 00:29:47,846 Stand in line, pet. 562 00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:49,450 [Exhales] Don't worry, I will. 563 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:52,264 [Laughs] 564 00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:53,829 Oi, give us one of those, would ya? 565 00:29:53,929 --> 00:29:56,169 Jordan? Have you seen Chrissie lately? 566 00:29:56,267 --> 00:29:59,507 She's not around much. Maybe she's got a fella on the side. 567 00:29:59,607 --> 00:30:03,107 Oi! Bromley is so boring, I feel like blowing it up 568 00:30:03,214 --> 00:30:06,024 just to see if anyone notices it's gone. 569 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,320 [Cheering] 570 00:30:17,209 --> 00:30:19,409 You finding your way around the fretboard OK? 571 00:30:19,514 --> 00:30:21,454 Would be if I knew what a fretboard was. 572 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,288 How are you getting on with the other Jones? 573 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:30,001 Oh, he's charming, talented, funny. 574 00:30:30,101 --> 00:30:31,871 Nothing like you. 575 00:30:31,972 --> 00:30:33,472 Sounds like your boyfriend should be worried. 576 00:30:33,575 --> 00:30:38,345 No, my relationship with Mick Jones is completely platonic. 577 00:30:38,451 --> 00:30:41,021 I'm glad it's platonic with that Jones. 578 00:30:41,123 --> 00:30:42,933 [Chrissie] Me, too. 579 00:30:43,027 --> 00:30:46,367 [Steve] Listen, I'm not taking the piss. Can we go upstairs? 580 00:30:51,979 --> 00:30:53,479 Welcome to me palace. 581 00:30:53,582 --> 00:30:56,192 Here dwelleth the Prince of Denmark Street. 582 00:30:56,287 --> 00:31:00,297 With his noble sword, Excalibur. 583 00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:05,106 You're right... Makes no sense 584 00:31:05,205 --> 00:31:08,205 that Malcolm would give me this amazing guitar. 585 00:31:08,311 --> 00:31:10,921 Probably just thought it'd look good on stage. 586 00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:19,466 The thing is... 587 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:21,337 I never learnt nothing at school, 588 00:31:21,437 --> 00:31:22,467 I couldn't concentrate. 589 00:31:22,573 --> 00:31:24,483 They call you a moron... 590 00:31:24,577 --> 00:31:27,247 and it just gets worse. 591 00:31:27,349 --> 00:31:28,949 But I always understood music. 592 00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:32,632 And now I got this chance, and I don't wanna fuck it up. 593 00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:35,329 And I know that you get it. 594 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,110 I really need the help. 595 00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:43,676 So, I was wondering, would you teach me how to play properly? 596 00:31:43,782 --> 00:31:47,522 I have no interest in being your guitar teacher, Jonesy. 597 00:31:49,426 --> 00:31:51,496 I got too many problems of my own. 598 00:32:02,052 --> 00:32:03,992 Suppose a fuck's out of the question? 599 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,229 Yes, it pretty much is. 600 00:32:06,327 --> 00:32:07,997 "Pretty much"? 601 00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:09,397 Very much. 602 00:32:11,337 --> 00:32:13,037 Scale of one to a hundred, 603 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,680 where one is "I just need to brush me teeth", 604 00:32:15,779 --> 00:32:17,519 and a hundred is 605 00:32:17,617 --> 00:32:20,657 "not if you was the last man on earth", where's it sitting? 606 00:32:20,756 --> 00:32:21,986 Ninety-eight. 607 00:32:22,727 --> 00:32:24,257 "Ninety-eight"? Not bad. 608 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,200 Good night, Jonesy. 609 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:30,480 Ninety-eight. 610 00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:31,546 [Crowd] ♪ Hey! 611 00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:33,175 ♪ Hey! 612 00:32:33,281 --> 00:32:36,691 ♪ We sang shang-a-lang and we ran with the gang 613 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:40,258 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i 614 00:32:40,361 --> 00:32:43,571 ♪ We were all in the news With our blue suede shoes 615 00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:47,279 ♪ And our dancin' the night away 616 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:51,075 ♪ Yeah, we sang shang-a-lang and we ran with the gang 617 00:32:51,183 --> 00:32:54,623 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i 618 00:32:54,724 --> 00:32:58,574 ♪ With the jukebox playin' and everybody sayin' 619 00:32:58,665 --> 00:33:01,735 ♪ That music like ours couldn't die... ♪ 620 00:33:03,241 --> 00:33:05,081 Let me hear you! 621 00:33:06,113 --> 00:33:07,623 Whoo-hoo! 622 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,763 Tonight a new movement is born. 623 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,040 To a Bay City Rollers soundtrack? 624 00:33:19,139 --> 00:33:23,249 Never underestimate the power of Tartan, my boy. 625 00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:28,364 ♪ Hey, hey, rockin' to the music 626 00:33:28,457 --> 00:33:30,327 ♪ Hey, hey, rockin' to the music... ♪ 627 00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:33,068 You fucking wanker! 628 00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:37,208 ♪ Hey, hey 629 00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:40,348 ♪ We sang shang-a-lang and we ran with the gang 630 00:33:40,448 --> 00:33:44,088 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i ♪ 631 00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:47,129 Destroy. 632 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:11,137 [♪ BO DIDDLEY: "Pills"]♪ As I was lying in a hospital bed 633 00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:14,753 ♪ A rock 'n' roll nurse going to my head... ♪ 634 00:34:14,851 --> 00:34:16,661 - Oh, hello, John. - What's going on, Viv? 635 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,385 You said I could be in the band. 636 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,231 - You are in the band. - Am I? 637 00:34:20,328 --> 00:34:22,768 No, you're not. Who are you? 638 00:34:22,867 --> 00:34:26,137 This is the John I was telling you about, with the cheekbones. 639 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,510 I've already got the John with the cheekbones. 640 00:34:28,612 --> 00:34:31,652 No, you got John with the teeth. He's my mate. 641 00:34:31,751 --> 00:34:35,361 - You got the wrong John? - I wanna be in the band. 642 00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:37,698 - Well, we don't need you. - Malcolm! 643 00:34:40,335 --> 00:34:41,805 How could you be so daft? 644 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:44,375 How was I supposed to know there were two Johns 645 00:34:44,476 --> 00:34:49,146 with impeccable cheekbones and a penchant for safety pins? 646 00:34:49,252 --> 00:34:51,862 Look at him. He's perfect. 647 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:54,128 There's a lot more to a great rock and roll group 648 00:34:54,229 --> 00:34:55,399 than just looks. 649 00:34:55,499 --> 00:34:57,269 You said it had nothing to do with the music. 650 00:34:57,368 --> 00:35:00,408 It doesn't. It has everything to do with chemistry, 651 00:35:00,509 --> 00:35:01,849 and I've got that perfect. 652 00:35:01,945 --> 00:35:04,675 - Have you, Malc? - They hate each other already. 653 00:35:04,784 --> 00:35:06,524 What if it all gets too much for Steve? 654 00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:08,861 What if he crumbles again? 655 00:35:13,201 --> 00:35:17,481 Well, if he does, we now have a replacement. 656 00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:18,846 - Put that back. - Huh? 657 00:35:18,945 --> 00:35:20,545 - Put that back. - Put what back? 658 00:35:20,649 --> 00:35:22,689 Give it to me. 659 00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,726 Get out. 660 00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:28,868 [Malcolm] "Give the dog a bone"? 661 00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:31,565 What does that mean? 662 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,681 When you're seventeen, all you want to do is shag. 663 00:35:33,775 --> 00:35:36,715 - Do ya? - Yeah. 664 00:35:36,815 --> 00:35:38,815 - Just sing it. - I'm not singing that. 665 00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:41,889 It sounds like it's written by a moron. 666 00:35:41,991 --> 00:35:43,461 Just sing it. 667 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:45,500 How old's Malcolm? 668 00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:46,739 - Don't know. - Twenty-nine. 669 00:35:52,947 --> 00:35:55,447 You're only twenty-nine... 670 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:58,487 Got a lot to learn... 671 00:35:58,592 --> 00:36:00,502 You're only twenty-nine... 672 00:36:00,596 --> 00:36:02,626 Give the git a... 673 00:36:02,733 --> 00:36:04,843 Make my stomach... 674 00:36:04,937 --> 00:36:06,607 Nah! 675 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:09,913 You're only twenty-nine... 676 00:36:10,014 --> 00:36:12,754 Got a lot to learn... 677 00:36:12,853 --> 00:36:16,763 But when your mummy dies, she will not return! 678 00:36:16,861 --> 00:36:18,361 That's more like it! 679 00:36:18,464 --> 00:36:20,234 - It's a little bit weird. - You're welcome. 680 00:36:20,334 --> 00:36:23,374 We like noise, it's our choice... 681 00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:25,214 It's good. We're keeping that. 682 00:36:25,311 --> 00:36:27,481 Easy and simple. Good. 683 00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:30,623 And "I don't work, I just speed, that's all I need". 684 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:35,362 Yeah, some of it's all right, Steve, if I could read it. 685 00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:37,774 Honestly, did you even go to school? 686 00:36:37,870 --> 00:36:39,740 [Scoffs] 687 00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:41,781 No, not really. 688 00:36:41,878 --> 00:36:44,918 Don't worry, I'll work it out. 689 00:36:45,017 --> 00:36:46,757 I need the bog. 690 00:36:49,994 --> 00:36:51,774 John. 691 00:36:51,865 --> 00:36:53,535 I know what we should call ya. 692 00:36:54,871 --> 00:36:57,681 Rotten. On account of your teeth. 693 00:36:58,846 --> 00:37:00,846 Johnny fucking Rotten. 694 00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,787 That's brilliant! 695 00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:06,491 I love it. 696 00:37:11,738 --> 00:37:13,368 Who's he think he is? 697 00:37:13,474 --> 00:37:18,324 - He is a bit of a prick. - He's just... weird. 698 00:37:18,417 --> 00:37:19,817 Little fucker. 699 00:37:19,921 --> 00:37:21,661 If you are going to be in the band, 700 00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:23,828 you can't carry on being called John, 701 00:37:23,929 --> 00:37:25,299 because that's my name. 702 00:37:25,398 --> 00:37:26,938 Malcolm won't let me in the band. 703 00:37:27,035 --> 00:37:29,265 Steve's hopeless and Glen's a ponce. 704 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:30,442 One of 'em has to go. 705 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:32,312 Besides, I need a mate. 706 00:37:32,412 --> 00:37:34,322 They're really mean most of the time. 707 00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:36,856 My mum calls me Sime. 708 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:40,455 - Slime is good. - "Sime", not "Slime". 709 00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,332 It's short for "Simon". 710 00:37:42,432 --> 00:37:43,972 John Simon Ritchie. 711 00:37:44,069 --> 00:37:46,569 You can't be called Simon either, it's a shit name. 712 00:37:46,674 --> 00:37:47,944 Hence why I prefer John. 713 00:37:48,043 --> 00:37:50,753 I don't see why we can't both be called John. 714 00:37:50,849 --> 00:37:52,449 Confusion is good. 715 00:37:52,553 --> 00:37:54,893 I've only just noticed your teeth. 716 00:37:54,991 --> 00:37:58,461 You look like my fucking hamster. 717 00:37:58,565 --> 00:38:00,465 Hello, Sid. 718 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:04,339 We'll call you Sid. After the hamster. 719 00:38:04,442 --> 00:38:07,522 - What's his second name? - Hamsters don't have surnames. 720 00:38:07,616 --> 00:38:09,386 Well, I'm gonna need a second name. 721 00:38:09,486 --> 00:38:10,756 For legal purposes. 722 00:38:11,691 --> 00:38:13,631 Sid Ritchie sounds OK. 723 00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:15,598 Argh! 724 00:38:15,699 --> 00:38:17,639 Sid's really vicious. 725 00:38:19,974 --> 00:38:22,384 [♪ Music playing] 726 00:38:32,733 --> 00:38:35,403 [Malcolm] Rick Wakeman. 727 00:38:36,841 --> 00:38:40,951 This is what rock 'n' roll music has become. 728 00:38:41,049 --> 00:38:43,419 A mind-numbing sedative for the masses 729 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,931 and another means of control. 730 00:38:46,928 --> 00:38:48,628 But I... 731 00:38:48,732 --> 00:38:52,642 have managed to secure you your very first gig, 732 00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:56,920 supporting Bazooka Joe at the Saint Martin Art College. 733 00:38:57,015 --> 00:38:59,615 Actually, I got us the gig. 734 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,960 I am a student there. 735 00:39:02,058 --> 00:39:03,628 Details, Glen. 736 00:39:03,728 --> 00:39:07,368 The point is... is that this is it, boys. 737 00:39:07,468 --> 00:39:09,538 This is your big break. 738 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,680 Tomorrow night, 739 00:39:11,778 --> 00:39:15,418 we launch our mission of destruction. 740 00:39:22,733 --> 00:39:24,573 [Dog barking] 741 00:39:32,887 --> 00:39:35,557 - Oh, you're awake. - What are you doing? 742 00:39:35,659 --> 00:39:37,699 We like noise, it's our choice. 743 00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:41,474 We gotta be loud tomorrow. 744 00:39:41,571 --> 00:39:43,541 Yeah, I know. 745 00:39:43,641 --> 00:39:45,751 We don't have a proper amp. 746 00:39:45,846 --> 00:39:47,476 Just use Bazooka Joe's. 747 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,753 The main bands always turn the support down 748 00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:51,724 so they don't sound as good as 'em. 749 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:53,464 It's the oldest trick in the book. 750 00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:54,861 Come on, I know where to get one. 751 00:39:54,964 --> 00:39:57,704 - No, I'm working tomorrow. - Tomorrow's the gig. 752 00:39:57,803 --> 00:39:59,973 Yeah, I've gotta work first, you pillock. 753 00:40:00,074 --> 00:40:01,884 Not everyone gets to live the life of Riley. 754 00:40:01,978 --> 00:40:03,878 Oh, pardon me for being so fortunate. 755 00:40:03,982 --> 00:40:07,022 Is everything all right...? Oh, hello, Steve. 756 00:40:07,121 --> 00:40:08,691 - Hello, Mrs C. - Sorry, Mum. 757 00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:09,962 Steve was just leaving. 758 00:40:10,061 --> 00:40:12,131 You can use the front door, Steve. 759 00:40:12,231 --> 00:40:14,741 Oh, no, it's no trouble. This is just as easy. 760 00:40:14,837 --> 00:40:17,477 Sorry to wake you, Mrs C. 761 00:40:17,576 --> 00:40:19,576 - Night, love. - Night, Mum. 762 00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:24,062 [Thunder rumbling] 763 00:40:25,091 --> 00:40:26,191 It's important! 764 00:40:28,197 --> 00:40:30,767 Can't say your old mate Jonesy don't show you a good time. 765 00:40:30,869 --> 00:40:33,739 Yeah, or nearly get me arrested on a weekly basis. 766 00:40:33,842 --> 00:40:35,882 Let's fire it up. 767 00:40:35,979 --> 00:40:37,749 I gotta be at work in two hours. 768 00:40:37,850 --> 00:40:39,450 Oh, fuck! 769 00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:40,893 That apprenticeship, 770 00:40:40,989 --> 00:40:42,789 it's getting in the way of your real job. 771 00:40:42,893 --> 00:40:44,933 - Yeah, my real job don't pay. - It will. 772 00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:47,200 The Pistols are gonna be bigger than The Stones. 773 00:40:47,301 --> 00:40:49,741 Do you know how many shit bands there are in London right now 774 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,050 - saying that? - We ain't shit. 775 00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:54,520 Or we won't be soon. 776 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,925 Get some sleep. 777 00:41:02,265 --> 00:41:04,065 [♪ Loud chords on guitar] 778 00:41:16,861 --> 00:41:18,201 - Oi, John! - John, John, wait. It's just up there. 779 00:41:18,297 --> 00:41:20,267 [Indistinct chattering] 780 00:41:22,005 --> 00:41:23,505 Fucking hell! 781 00:41:24,276 --> 00:41:26,546 Through those doors there. 782 00:41:28,618 --> 00:41:31,818 Look at all these stupid hippies. 783 00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,064 - Gonna hate us. - I hope so. 784 00:41:34,162 --> 00:41:36,772 No wonder you're a student here, Glen, you fit right in. 785 00:41:36,868 --> 00:41:40,638 You should be playing medieval mandolin with Rick Fakeman. 786 00:41:40,742 --> 00:41:42,012 Yeah? Piss off! 787 00:41:42,111 --> 00:41:44,521 [Man] Excuse me, mate. Could you tell me 788 00:41:44,617 --> 00:41:46,687 where the abstract expressionism lecture is this evening? 789 00:41:46,787 --> 00:41:48,087 What? 790 00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:50,290 It's on that notice-board. I can't read it from here. 791 00:41:52,132 --> 00:41:54,202 I'm running late. 792 00:41:54,302 --> 00:41:57,842 - Oh, fuck off, you dumb hippie. - That's the boy! 793 00:41:57,943 --> 00:42:00,083 Fuck abstract expressionism. 794 00:42:00,181 --> 00:42:05,831 Steve plays guitar, very badly, and he doesn't like to read. 795 00:42:05,926 --> 00:42:09,226 - Come see us play, we're awful. - Guys, come on, one more time, 796 00:42:09,332 --> 00:42:11,102 one more time... two, three. 797 00:42:11,203 --> 00:42:13,583 ♪ Went to the dance... 798 00:42:13,675 --> 00:42:16,045 [♪ Song continues indistinctly] 799 00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:21,322 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 800 00:42:22,993 --> 00:42:24,833 You're not using that. 801 00:42:25,799 --> 00:42:27,599 Actually, mate, we are. 802 00:42:27,703 --> 00:42:30,583 Feeling a bit inadequate, are we? 803 00:42:30,675 --> 00:42:32,945 I've already sorted this with your manager. 804 00:42:33,046 --> 00:42:34,946 We don't give a shit! 805 00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:38,626 It's our amp or you don't play. 806 00:42:39,894 --> 00:42:42,834 I bet it's fucking stolen anyway. 807 00:42:42,933 --> 00:42:44,273 Steve? 808 00:42:46,808 --> 00:42:48,708 It's all right. 809 00:42:48,811 --> 00:42:49,881 Leave it. 810 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,950 Right. Two, three, four. 811 00:42:52,051 --> 00:42:54,161 [♪ Song resumes] 812 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:03,013 Yeah, OK, Mick. 813 00:43:05,779 --> 00:43:07,279 An all-guy line-up? 814 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:14,029 Yeah, but I mean, I... I could just come along and jam. 815 00:43:14,128 --> 00:43:16,228 [Phone beeping, coin drops] 816 00:43:17,202 --> 00:43:19,012 Shit! Sorry, can you hear me? 817 00:43:19,105 --> 00:43:20,235 Hello? 818 00:43:20,341 --> 00:43:22,041 [Crackling] 819 00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:23,924 [Whirring] 820 00:43:50,101 --> 00:43:52,141 - Are you all right? - Never better. 821 00:43:53,975 --> 00:43:55,745 Problem solved. 822 00:43:55,845 --> 00:43:57,945 I'm now Sid. Sid Vicious. 823 00:43:58,050 --> 00:43:59,950 That is an excellent name. 824 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:03,294 John christened me... after his hamster. 825 00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:05,933 John is a clever boy. 826 00:44:06,032 --> 00:44:08,102 Careful, loves. Hippie alert. 827 00:44:13,013 --> 00:44:14,983 Not always, Vivienne. 828 00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:18,958 See, he's perfect. 829 00:44:19,058 --> 00:44:21,828 Whoever votes to sack Glen, raise their hand. 830 00:44:21,931 --> 00:44:23,701 Piss off, John. 831 00:44:23,801 --> 00:44:26,241 Cookie, your government needs you. 832 00:44:26,339 --> 00:44:29,449 We've nearly got the numbers for a simple majority. 833 00:44:29,546 --> 00:44:35,186 Steve, being the culpable moron he is, will probably abstain. 834 00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:37,800 - Oh, no, where are you going? - For a piss, all right? 835 00:44:43,808 --> 00:44:45,878 [Retching] 836 00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,287 It's not time for another runner, Jonesy. 837 00:44:54,062 --> 00:44:57,472 I'm just some moron with a white guitar... 838 00:44:57,569 --> 00:44:59,009 who can barely play. 839 00:45:06,353 --> 00:45:09,763 I came to London because I thought America was over. 840 00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:12,900 It turns out England is asleep. 841 00:45:12,999 --> 00:45:16,309 It needs a good kick up its tight little limey ass. 842 00:45:16,406 --> 00:45:19,376 You and Rotten might just be the ones to do it. 843 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:25,423 Suppose a fuck's still out of the question? 844 00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:28,974 Go fuck the music. 845 00:45:40,254 --> 00:45:42,464 What are you doing? 846 00:45:45,866 --> 00:45:48,436 We like noise. 847 00:45:51,076 --> 00:45:53,916 You touch that plug... 848 00:45:54,015 --> 00:45:56,545 we will destroy you. 849 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,140 We're the Fucked Four. 850 00:46:06,507 --> 00:46:10,277 We're gonna kick this country awake if it kills us. 851 00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:13,190 Yes, that's more like it. 852 00:46:13,286 --> 00:46:16,356 We are going to the toppermost of the poppermost. 853 00:46:17,295 --> 00:46:18,555 - What? - [Glen] What? 854 00:46:18,664 --> 00:46:20,074 That's what The Beatles used to say 855 00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:21,497 when they were in shitty dressing-rooms like this. 856 00:46:21,604 --> 00:46:23,844 - You know, thinking they'd... - Beatles! 857 00:46:23,941 --> 00:46:24,981 Oh, you've bloody jinxed us. 858 00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:26,477 We're gonna need our own saying. 859 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:28,520 - How about... - No more Beatles shit! 860 00:46:28,618 --> 00:46:31,358 I've got it. "Get pissed... 861 00:46:34,563 --> 00:46:36,473 "Destroy!" 862 00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:39,506 Bloody brilliant. 863 00:46:40,241 --> 00:46:42,211 Yeah. Oh. 864 00:47:02,151 --> 00:47:05,361 ♪ You're only twenty-nine 865 00:47:05,457 --> 00:47:07,527 ♪ Got a lot to learn 866 00:47:08,898 --> 00:47:11,598 ♪ Cos when your mummy dies 867 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,944 ♪ She will not return 868 00:47:15,277 --> 00:47:16,347 ♪ We like noise 869 00:47:16,446 --> 00:47:18,016 ♪ It's our choice 870 00:47:18,116 --> 00:47:20,286 ♪ It's what we wanna do 871 00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:24,998 ♪ We don't care about long hair 872 00:47:25,097 --> 00:47:28,097 ♪ I don't wear flares 873 00:47:28,203 --> 00:47:31,583 ♪ See my face, not a trace 874 00:47:31,677 --> 00:47:33,307 ♪ No reality 875 00:47:34,984 --> 00:47:38,194 ♪ I don't work, I just speed 876 00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,290 ♪ That's all I need... ♪ 877 00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:41,434 [Viv] This is it! 878 00:47:41,530 --> 00:47:43,970 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 879 00:47:44,503 --> 00:47:47,043 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 880 00:47:47,709 --> 00:47:51,319 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 881 00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:55,286 ♪ I'm so lazy... ♪ 882 00:48:03,073 --> 00:48:06,353 - They're terrible. - Yeah. 883 00:48:06,446 --> 00:48:07,576 Fucking great. 884 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:13,356 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 885 00:48:14,362 --> 00:48:17,542 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 886 00:48:17,636 --> 00:48:20,536 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 887 00:48:21,276 --> 00:48:23,446 ♪ I'm so lazy... ♪ 888 00:48:23,548 --> 00:48:25,418 How are we gonna follow this? 889 00:48:25,518 --> 00:48:28,458 ♪ Unbelievably... ♪ 890 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,430 [♪ Music stops] 891 00:48:34,269 --> 00:48:35,439 Sid! 892 00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:38,378 [♪ YES: "Starship Trooper"] 893 00:49:30,582 --> 00:49:32,652 [Gunshot] 894 00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:35,562 [♪ "Shang-A-Lang" (Instrumental Version)] 59907

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