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HEY. HEY, CHEYENNE.
I'M MAKING CHILI.
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IT'S GOT MELTED CHEESE, SOUR
CREAM AND TWO STICKS OF BUTTER IN IT.
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I CALL IT "STROKE IN A BOWL."
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NO CHILI FOR ME.
VAN AND I ARE DIETING.
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CHEYENNE, THE LAST
TIME YOU WERE ON A DIET,
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YOU WERE SUCKIN' THE COOKIE
DOUGH RIGHT OUT OF THE TUBE.
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I'M SERIOUS. WE ARE
COMMITTED TO THIS.
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WHY ARE YOU ON A DIET
ANYWAY? YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
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OH, I KNOW.
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BUT VAN IS ALL WORRIED THAT HE'S GONNA
GET FAT NOW THAT HE'S NOT PLAYING FOOTBALL.
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SO HE'S DIETING, AND I'M
BEING FORCED TO DO IT.
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WELL, THEY SAY THOSE ARE THE KEYS TO
A GOOD MARRIAGE... VANITY AND HUNGER.
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OH, MY GOSH, IT'S ALMOST 1:00.
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BARBRA JEAN WILL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE TO GET HER DOG.
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- WOULD YOU GO CALL IT IN
FROM THE BACKYARD?
- OH, SURE.
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BROQ! BROQ? OH, BROQ!
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YOU KNOW, I STILL THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT
BARBRA JEAN NAMED HER DOG AFTER DAD.
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YEAH. IT'S SO MEAN, TO THE DOG.
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COME ON, BROQ! COME
ON, GOOD DOG! BROQ!
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HEY, MOM, I THOUGHT BARBRA JEAN
DIDN'T WANT HER DOG TO GO OUTSIDE.
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SHE DIDN'T. THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO
GET IT BACK TO ROOM TEMPERATURE.
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- I DON'T SEE HER OUT HERE.
- YOO-HOO! I'M BACK.
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OH, WHERE IS MY PRECIOUS
LITTLE BABY BROQ?
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GO AND FIND THAT DANG
DOG. AND WHEN YOU FIND HER,
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HOLD HER OVER THE CHILI
POT TO WARM HER UP. OKAY.
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OH. COME ON, LITTLE
BROQ. TIME FOR KISSING.
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WELL, AT LEAST BUY HER
A GLASS OF WINE FIRST.
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HI, REBA. THANKS SO
MUCH FOR WATCHING BROQ.
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WAS SHE ANY TROUBLE? OH.
HARDLY KNEW SHE WAS HERE.
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STILL DON'T.
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WHERE IS SHE? WELL, I
REALLY DON'T KNOW RIGHT NOW.
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LAST TIME I SAW HER, SHE WAS
UPSTAIRS WATCHING TELEVISION.
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REBA, ON THE BROQ-WATCHING
INSTRUCTIONS I LEFT WITH YOU,
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IT EXPLICITLY STATES NO TV.
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RELAX. IT WAS PBS.
IT WAS A DOG SHOW.
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AND SHE WAS FASCINATED
TO SEE THAT SOME DOGS...
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DON'T HAVE TO WEAR TURTLENECKS.
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I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU DIDN'T PLAY FAST
AND LOOSE WITH THE REST OF THIS STUFF.
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DID SHE DO HER DOGGY PILATES?
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YES. YES, SHE DID. OH, GOOD.
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MOM, YOU KNOW THAT THING
THAT YOU WANTED ME TO HEAT UP,
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WELL, I, UM, CAN'T FIND IT.
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- ARE YOU SURE
YOU LOOKED EVERYWHERE?
- MM-HMM.
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BECAUSE SOMETIMES THAT
THINGY LIKES TO DIG IN MY AZALEAS.
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WHAT IS GOIN' ON? OH, NOTHING.
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- WE'RE JUST LOOKIN' FOR JAKE.
- YEP.
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LITTLE BOOGER WON'T STAY OUT
OF THE FLOWERS. YEP. ANYWAY...
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WHERE'S MY DOG? WE
REALLY DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.
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IT WAS OUTSIDE. WHAT?
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REBA, THAT IS NUMBER ONE
ON THE LIST IN BOLD TYPE!
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OH! BROQ! BROQ! BARBRA JEAN...
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IT WANTED TO GO OUTSIDE! IT
ALREADY PEED ON EVERYTHING IN HERE!
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ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE
LOOKED EVERYWHERE?
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I THINK SO. I MEAN, I
KEPT CALLING HER NAME.
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WHAT IF IT'S REALLY GONE?
LOOK, WE ARE GONNA FIND THE DOG.
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EVERYONE JUST
NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.
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SHE'S GONE! MY BROQ IS GONE!
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SOMEBODY HAS TAKEN MY BROQ!
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YOU KNOW, WHEN I HAD TO SAY THAT
A WHILE BACK, I WAS A LOT CALMER.
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HA, HEY!
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♪ MY ROOTS ARE
PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪
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♪ THOUGH MY LIFE
IS CHANGING FAST ♪
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♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪
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♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO
WORKS TOO HARD ♪
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♪ WHO LOVES HER
KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪
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♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪
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♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪
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♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪
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OH, MY GOSH, YOU DO? OH, THAT'S SUCH A
RELIEF! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
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I WILL BE RIGHT DOWN.
SOMEBODY FOUND THE DOG?
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NO. THEY HAVE A SIX AND
A HALF IN A BLACK PUMP.
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I'M GONNA BE AT THE MALL.
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YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE
UNTIL WE FIND THAT DANG DOG.
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HEY, I PICKED UP MR. H, AND
I PUT UP ALL THESE FLYERS.
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HOPE TO HEAVEN
THAT DOG CAN READ.
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BROCK, WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR EAR? WHAT? OH, THIS?
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I, UH... I CUT MYSELF SHAVING.
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YOU SHAVE YOUR EAR?
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HEY, YOUR BODY GOES THROUGH
LOTS OF CHANGES AFTER YOU TURN 40.
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I'M SHAVING IN A LOT OF PLACES
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO.
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YOU KNOW, MR. H, YOU
SHOULD TRY WAXING. HUH?
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT AS
OFTEN. YEAH, I DID IT ONCE FOR FUN.
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- YEAH?
- NOW I AM HOOKED.
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KYRA, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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BARBRA JEAN WANTED ME TO GET A
TAPE OF THE DOG TO GIVE TO THE POLICE.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
GIVE THEM A PICTURE?
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BECAUSE IT DOESN'T
CAPTURE HER SPIRIT.
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SHE'S ONLY HAD THE DOG A WEEK.
HOW MANY TAPES CAN SHE HAVE?
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THESE ARE JUST FROM
YESTERDAY. CHECK THIS OUT.
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♪♪
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♪ PEOPLE, LET ME TELL
YOU ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND ♪
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♪ HE'S A WARMHEARTED PERSON
WHO'LL LOVE ME TILL THE END ♪
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♪ PEOPLE, LET ME TELL
YOU ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND ♪
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♪ HE'S A ONE-BOY, CUDDLY TOY
MY UP, MY DOWN MY PRIDE AND JOY ♪
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♪ PEOPLE, LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT HIM HE'S SO MUCH FUN ♪
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♪ WHETHER WE'RE
TALKIN' MAN-TO-MAN ♪
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♪ OR WHETHER WE'RE
TALKIN' SON-TO-SON ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE HE'S MY BEST FRIEND ♪
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♪ YEAH, HE'S MY BEST FRIEND ♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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HA. I FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR
SAP WHO HAD TO VIDEOTAPE ALL THAT.
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EIGHTY BUCKS IS 80 BUCKS.
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I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
IT. HOW DID THE DOG GET OUT?
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ARE YOU SURE ONE OF YOU
GUYS DIDN'T LEAVE THE GATE OPEN?
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NO WAY. MAYBE IT FOUND A
HOLE UNDERNEATH THE FENCE.
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OR A HAWK SWOOPED
DOWN AND TOOK HER AWAY.
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OH, MAN, THAT'D BE
AWESOME TO SEE.
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WELL, I MEAN... I MEAN,
TERRIBLE FOR BARBRA JEAN.
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BUT AWESOME TO SEE.
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YOU KNOW, I FEEL BAD
FOR BARBRA JEAN AND ALL,
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BUT TO BE HONEST, I KINDA
HATED THAT LITTLE DOG.
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BARBRA JEAN, ARE YOU
OKAY? YEAH, WHERE WERE YA?
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WHILE YOU GUYS ARE ALL RUNNIN'
AROUND WITH YOUR HEADS CUT OFF,
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I DID SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.
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I WENT TO SEE A PSYCHIC.
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WELL, DID SHE KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE DOG?
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- OH, SHE KNEW.
- SO TELL US. WHAT'D SHE SAY?
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WELL, ONE PERSON IN THIS ROOM
ALREADY KNOWS WHAT SHE SAID.
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WAIT A MINUTE. WHO'S
THE PSYCHIC, HER OR US?
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SHE TOLD ME THAT
SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY,
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SOMEBODY THAT I
TRUST, KILLED MY DOG!
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NO FAIR! THERE'S NO
ONE TO THE LEFT OF ME.
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BARBRA JEAN, NOBODY IN THIS
FAMILY WOULD HURT YOUR DOG.
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NO MATTER WHAT
MADAME WACK JOB SAID.
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HER NAME IS JACKIE
THE ALL SEEING.
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WELL, WITH A LAST
NAME LIKE THAT,
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YOU PRACTICALLY HAVE TO
BECOME A PSYCHIC, YOU KNOW?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK YOU DID IT, REBA.
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I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE
JACKIE THE ALL SEEING SAW.
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
I LOVED THAT DOG.
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- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
- WHAT?
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MOM, YOU ALWAYS COMPLAINED
ABOUT FOUR-LEGGED BROQ.
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WHEN SHE BROUGHT HER OVER HERE, YOU
HID AND PRETENDED LIKE YOU WEREN'T HOME.
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WHY, REBA? WERE YOU JEALOUS
OF MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT DOG?
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IS THAT WHY YOU DIDN'T
TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER?
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IF ANYBODY DIDN'T TAKE
GOOD CARE OF HER, IT WAS YOU!
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- DRESSING HER UP
LIKE A CANINE ELTON JOHN!
- OH! SHAME!
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SHE WAS A DOG, BARBRA JEAN.
SHE WANTED TO GO OUTSIDE.
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OUTSIDE, REBA? OH, GOOD
LORD, SHE'S NOT AN ANIMAL!
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ALL RIGHT!
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HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
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I KNOW OVER AT YOUR HOUSE
THEY HAVE DIFFERENT RULES,
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BUT OVER HERE AT MY HOUSE,
LITTLE DOGGIES GO ON THE FLOOR.
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THERE YOU GO.
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YOU HARDLY HAVE ANY
LEGS. HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
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OKAY, COME ON. THERE YOU GO.
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ALL RIGHTY THEN. COME ON.
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GO ON, DOG. BE A DOG.
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YEAH, I READ THE LIST. WHAT
ARE YOU GONNA DO, TELL ON ME?
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SHE DID TELL ON YOU...
THROUGH JACKIE THE ALL SEEING.
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BARBRA JEAN, I'M NOT THE FIRST
PERSON TO PUT A DOG OUT IN THE YARD.
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OH, GOOD LORD, REBA, THERE
ARE KILLER HAWKS EVERYWHERE.
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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THAT'D BE AWESOME TO SEE.
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I JUST DID NOT WANT HER
UP THERE ON MY COUNTER.
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AND SHE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IF YOU DIDN'T
TREAT HER LIKE SHE COULD WALK ON WATER.
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WALK ON WATER? YEAH.
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REBA, WHAT IS "DOG"
SPELLED BACKWARDS?
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LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW
BARBRA JEAN TREATED THE DOG.
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT
HER OUT IN THE BACKYARD.
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YEAH, MOM. YOU WENT AGAINST
BARBRA JEAN'S INSTRUCTIONS.
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HER PRINTED, LAMINATED,
COLOR-CODED INSTRUCTIONS.
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I TRIED TO TELL HER. GOD!
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- IT SPELLS "GOD."
- YES!
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CLEARLY, YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE DOG, OR ELSE
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT OUT IN THE YARD.
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I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE THE
EXPERT ON NOT LIKING DOGS, BROCK.
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU
HATED THE DOG! BROQ HATER!
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- NO, BARBRA JEAN. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- YES, YOU DID.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME
HOW MUCH YOU HATE THE DOG.
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OH, YEAH? SINCE WHEN DO
YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY?
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LOOK, SURE,
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I DIDN'T LIKE SHARING MY
TOOTHBRUSH WITH THE DOG, BUT...
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BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I DID ANYTHING TO IT.
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I MEAN, HOW COULD I? I
WASN'T EVEN IN THE YARD.
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YEAH, YOU WERE.
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I SAW YOU.
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SEE? IT'S NOT ME. BROCK'S
AT FAULT. IT'S A NATURAL LAW.
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THE SUN SETS IN THE
WEST, AND BROCK'S AT FAULT.
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YOU HATED THE DOG! YOU
LIED ABOUT BEING IN THE YARD.
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AND COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU
HAD SOMETHING IN YOUR HAND.
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SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE
A SACK... A DOG-NAPPIN' SACK!
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IT WASN'T A DOG-NAPPING
SACK! IT WAS A PILLOWCASE!
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OH, REBA, I'M SO
SCARED. HOLD ME.
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NO. OKAY.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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FINE. I WAS IN THE YARD.
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BUT I WASN'T THERE TO HURT THE DOG.
I WAS THERE TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH IT.
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BY STUFFING HER IN A PILLOWCASE?
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THIS IS WHY WE
DON'T HAVE FRIENDS.
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THE VET SAID THAT I SHOULD
GET HER USED TO MY SCENT.
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SO I... I SPRAYED SOME OF
MY COLOGNE ON A PILLOWCASE,
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AND I BROUGHT IT OVER
HERE FOR HER TO SMELL.
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IT WAS GOING FINE, AT FIRST.
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GOOD GIRL. HEY, LISTEN.
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I'M NOT SUCH A BAD GUY.
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I'M A GOOD GUY.
YEAH. SMELL THAT.
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THAT'S OBSESSION FOR MEN.
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IT'S A PLEASANT, MANLY SCENT.
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COME HERE. COME HERE. YOU SEE?
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YOU SEE? I'M NOT A BAD
GUY. GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.
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OH!
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MY EAR! YOU MONSTER.
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SO YOU DIDN'T CUT
YOURSELF SHAVING?
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OF COURSE NOT. I'M NOT OLD
ENOUGH TO SHAVE IN MY EARS.
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00:13:33,618 --> 00:13:37,520
WELL, IT WOULDN'T KILL YOU TO
GO UP THE NOSTRILS A LITTLE BIT.
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00:13:43,161 --> 00:13:47,797
- IT MADE YOU ANGRY, DIDN'T IT?
- ANGRY ENOUGH TO KILL?
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00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:51,801
LOOK, I'LL ADMIT I WASN'T HAPPY.
209
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:55,038
BUT WHEN I LEFT THE
YARD, THE DOG WAS FINE.
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00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:57,807
DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, MR. H.
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00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:00,710
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
DO TO DOG KILLERS IN JAIL?
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ESPECIALLY PRETTY ONES LIKE YOU?
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00:14:07,018 --> 00:14:10,085
OR PRETTY ONES LIKE YOU.
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00:14:10,154 --> 00:14:12,922
WELL, WHEN I SAY
IT, IT'S NOT CREEPY.
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00:14:15,594 --> 00:14:17,527
YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU
WERE IN THE YARD TOO.
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00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:19,863
- WHO?
- YOU!
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00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:23,065
WH-WHAT?
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00:14:23,134 --> 00:14:26,836
HIS HEART BEAT FASTER, BUT HIS BRAIN
CONTINUED TO RUN AT THE SAME SPEED.
219
00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:32,275
- VAN?
- I-I-I WASN'T IN THE YARD.
220
00:14:32,344 --> 00:14:34,443
- I WAS IN THE GARAGE.
- NO, YOU WEREN'T.
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00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:41,317
- HUH? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
- BECAUSE I WAS IN THE GARAGE,
222
00:14:41,386 --> 00:14:45,187
WAITING FOR YOU TO COME WORK OUT
WITH ME, BUT YOU NEVER SHOWED UP.
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00:14:45,256 --> 00:14:47,389
MAYBE HE DIDN'T NEED A WORKOUT.
224
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:52,295
MAYBE HE'D ALREADY BROKEN A SWEAT...
BY DIGGING A TEENY, TINY, LITTLE GRAVE.
225
00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:57,133
I DIDN'T GO NEAR THAT DOG.
226
00:14:57,202 --> 00:15:01,337
YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT,
YOU NEVER DID GO NEAR THAT DOG.
227
00:15:01,406 --> 00:15:03,472
WHENEVER WE CAME
OVER, YOU LEFT THE ROOM!
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00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:05,942
WELL, THAT MAY HAVE
MORE TO DO WITH YOU.
229
00:15:09,648 --> 00:15:12,482
ADMIT IT. YOU HATED
MY LITTLE PRECIOUS!
230
00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:14,784
I DIDN'T HATE THE DOG!
231
00:15:18,389 --> 00:15:22,759
- I WAS SCARED OF IT.
- WHAT?
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00:15:23,861 --> 00:15:28,498
I WAS IN THE YARD,
WHISTLING, HAPPY.
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00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:31,501
AND THEN I HEARD IT.
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00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:37,940
♪♪
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00:15:40,511 --> 00:15:43,112
♪♪
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00:15:47,852 --> 00:15:50,854
NICE DOGGY. NICE.
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00:16:07,772 --> 00:16:10,106
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE
AFRAID OF THAT LITTLE BITTY DOG.
238
00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:14,110
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE
RAGE IN HER EYES!
239
00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:18,047
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF DOGS. MARY HAS A
GERMAN SHEPHERD, AND YOU LOVE THAT DOG.
240
00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:21,985
CHEYENNE, I'M NOT
AFRAID OF BIG DOGS.
241
00:16:22,053 --> 00:16:23,986
I'M AFRAID OF LITTLE ONES.
242
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:28,525
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, MY
PARENTS LET ME WATCH CUJO ON TV,
243
00:16:28,593 --> 00:16:30,833
BUT IT WAS ON A
NINE-INCH SCREEN!
244
00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:33,796
THE DOG LOOKED SO SMALL!
245
00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:38,668
IF THEY HAD JUST BOUGHT
ME A NORMAL-SIZE TELEVISION,
246
00:16:38,737 --> 00:16:40,857
I WOULD NOT BE
LIVING WITH THIS CURSE.
247
00:16:45,776 --> 00:16:48,144
NOT FUNNY!
248
00:16:48,213 --> 00:16:51,981
OKAY. SO IF IT'S NOT ME,
IT'S NOT BROCK, IT'S NOT VAN...
249
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:56,518
AND AGAIN, I SAY NOT
ME... THEN WHO CAN IT BE?
250
00:16:56,587 --> 00:17:00,523
ALL I KNOW IS WHEN I WAS
ENJOYING MY TIME IN THE TREE HOUSE,
251
00:17:00,592 --> 00:17:02,525
I SAW THE DOG RUN
INTO THE GARAGE.
252
00:17:02,593 --> 00:17:05,595
DIDN'T CHEYENNE JUST SAY
SHE WAS IN THE GARAGE?
253
00:17:05,663 --> 00:17:07,596
SHE DID. MM-HMM.
254
00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:11,233
CHEYENNE JUST SAID
SHE WAS IN THE GARAGE.
255
00:17:11,302 --> 00:17:15,337
I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE TIME. DID
YOU DO SOMETHING TO MY DOG? NO.
256
00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:17,417
I'M GONNA ASK YOU TWO TIMES. NO!
257
00:17:17,441 --> 00:17:19,420
THREE TIMES!
THAT'S MY LIMIT! NO!
258
00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:22,511
ALL RIGHT! CHEYENNE, JUST TELL
US WHY YOU WERE IN THE GARAGE.
259
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:25,214
I TOLD YOU, I WAS IN THERE
TO WORK OUT WITH VAN...
260
00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:27,784
AS A PART OF OUR
NEW HEALTHY LIFESTYLE.
261
00:17:27,853 --> 00:17:31,120
UNTRUE! AFTER I SCAMPERED
DOWN THE TREE HOUSE...
262
00:17:31,189 --> 00:17:33,255
AND RAN UP TO THE BEDROOM
AND LOCKED THE DOOR,
263
00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:35,958
I SAW YOUR WORKOUT
CLOTHES ON THE BED.
264
00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:39,415
AND JUST LAST WEEK, I
SAW YOU CHASING THE DOG.
265
00:17:39,464 --> 00:17:42,232
BECAUSE SHE TOOK MY COOKIES.
SHE ALWAYS TOOK MY COOKIES.
266
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,234
YOUR COOKIES?
267
00:17:44,302 --> 00:17:47,203
BUT WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT WOULD MEAN THAT...
268
00:17:47,272 --> 00:17:49,773
OH, MY DOG!
269
00:17:56,447 --> 00:17:59,081
OKAY.
270
00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:03,052
I WASN'T IN THE
GARAGE TO WORK OUT.
271
00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:05,388
I WAS THERE TO DO
A VERY BAD THING.
272
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,428
WHERE ARE MY COOKIES? YOU!
273
00:18:12,496 --> 00:18:15,731
I WARNED YOU BEFORE,
YOU LITTLE MUTT.
274
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:20,436
GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY COOKIES.
THAT'S IT, YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUTT.
275
00:18:24,509 --> 00:18:27,977
THERE. THESE ARE MY
COOKIES, YOU LITTLE MUTT.
276
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:37,653
YOU ATE THE COOKIES
OFF THE GARAGE FLOOR?
277
00:18:39,156 --> 00:18:42,124
OH, CHEYENNE! OH!
278
00:18:42,193 --> 00:18:45,962
DID THE DIET MAKE YOU HUNGRY?
HUNGRY ENOUGH TO EAT A SMALL DOG?
279
00:18:47,398 --> 00:18:51,100
SHUT UP, KYRA. LOOK,
VAN, I HATE THIS STUPID DIET.
280
00:18:51,168 --> 00:18:54,014
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
GET FAT 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT PLAYING FOOTBALL.
281
00:18:54,038 --> 00:18:57,206
HEY, I AM SENSITIVE
ABOUT THIS ISSUE.
282
00:19:00,178 --> 00:19:03,379
LOOK, THE DOG WAS FINE
WHEN I LEFT THE GARAGE.
283
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:06,615
I-I FINISHED THE COOKIES, DID
600 SIT-UPS AND CAME INSIDE.
284
00:19:07,852 --> 00:19:11,720
WELL, THEN, THERE'S ONLY
ONE PERSON LEFT. KYRA!
285
00:19:13,024 --> 00:19:15,658
ALL RIGHT. I ADMIT IT.
286
00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:20,729
IT WAS ME. AND WHAT
HAPPENED WAS THIS.
287
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:37,647
NOW ETERNAL LIFE WILL BE MINE!
288
00:19:43,487 --> 00:19:46,789
VERY FUNNY, KYRA.
289
00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:49,725
ALTHOUGH IF YOU HAD DONE IT, I
WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO COOK DINNER.
290
00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:54,030
- OH!
- WELL, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
IT WAS ANY OF US, BARBRA JEAN.
291
00:19:54,099 --> 00:19:57,466
WELL, YOU CAN ALL MAKE
EXCUSES TILL KINGDOM COME.
292
00:19:57,535 --> 00:20:02,505
ALL I KNOW IS THAT SOMEBODY
DID SOMETHING TO MY DOG.
293
00:20:04,108 --> 00:20:06,042
JAKE, HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
294
00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:08,277
I THINK YOU GUYS
BETTER COME OUTSIDE.
295
00:20:08,346 --> 00:20:10,346
- WHY? WHAT IS IT, BUD?
- IT'S THE DOG.
296
00:20:10,415 --> 00:20:13,682
- OH, MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED?
- IT'S KIND OF GROSS.
297
00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:15,729
OH, GOD! BARBRA JEAN, CALM DOWN.
298
00:20:15,753 --> 00:20:17,720
JAKE, TELL US. WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE DOG?
299
00:20:17,788 --> 00:20:20,456
I THINK HE KILLED A HAWK.
300
00:20:21,692 --> 00:20:24,727
BROQ'S ALIVE!
301
00:20:26,797 --> 00:20:29,765
AWESOME!
302
00:21:05,503 --> 00:21:08,438
ACME!
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