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OLIVIA ATTWOOD: Since you last saw
me and Brad, a lot has happened.
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I've bagged my dream gig
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on I'm A Celebrity
Get Me Out Of Here...
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..only to receive some
heart-breaking news
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that meant I had to leave
within the first 24 hours.
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Olivia Attwood was forced to
withdraw from the competition
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on medical grounds.
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I've been crazy busy filming
my new documentary series
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which only went and won
a Broadcast Award!
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Really? You've not mentioned it (!)
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And I'm back to full fitness
with two working knees.
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'To Dack! 2-1, and Blackburn
are now in the game!'
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We've also added to the family -
Lola has a sister,
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Stitch has joined the family.
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But the biggest news is...
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we're finally getting married!
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Yes, I'm walking down the aisle
to my tall, dark and handsome...
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sorry, not tall,
dark and handsome Bradley Dack.
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And, of course, I'm bringing you
all along with me
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in the lead-up to me
walking down the aisle.
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Obviously you know me...
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Think of the wedding photos!
..I never do things by halves.
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CHEERING
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I'm gonna cry.
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It's not just your wedding.
I don't give a BLEEP.
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You all know I've met my match...
Are you crying?
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..so I guess it's time to marry him.
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This is Olivia Marries Her Match.
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Brad?
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I'm coming home.
I can't wait. I'll see you soon.
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We've got a lot to chat about, hun,
don't you worry.
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We are finally getting married,
I can officially say that.
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Unless there is an asteroid,
there will be a wedding.
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This is the right time.
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I am so glad that we
didn't get married the first time
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or the second time.
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The wedding's completely different.
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The guest list is, like,
60% different.
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The dress is different.
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We're different.
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My teeth are different.
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Do you even know how soon it is?
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I've just realised that.
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One, two, three, four, five, six.
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Six weeks.
Oh, my God. My arse is sweating.
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So, we're getting married at
the Bulgari Hotel in Knightsbridge.
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Soz.
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No-one has ever got married there.
That's sick. First ones?
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It's the first ever wedding.
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I like something
that no-one else has had,
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which is ironic marrying you.
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But most people in
the south of England with a pulse...
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Can't really change that, can I?
..have had Brad.
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That's not true.
It's not far off.
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So anyone after is copying you?
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That's the... We are the blueprint.
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I think that's really cool.
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It's gonna look amazing, innit,
what she's sent us and showed us?
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I still haven't seen
the wedding venue.
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I've just seen pictures.
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I imagine it smells
like rich people.
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Whatever they smell like.
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Are you looking forward
to the wedding?
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I am looking forward to the wedding.
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I fluctuate, don't I, wildly between
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crippling anxiety and...?
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Why do you get anxiety, though?
I don't know, just...
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It's scary, isn't it?
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There's two types of people
with a wedding day -
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one person is always gonna be
overthinking it
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and feeling quite nervous
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and, "Oh, my God, this is huge."
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And the other person
is just gonna be like...
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"Mm, just another day."
Which is you.
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Yeah, I'll just turn up,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
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I'll give you that you've done
more of the wedding stuff,
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you've got a lot of lists that
you're ticking off and all that.
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Yeah, I'm doing, like, 98% of it.
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I delegated a few things to you,
which I've ended up doing as well,
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so I'd say 99.9%.
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I will... I can help you with stuff.
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But then there's a certain way
you want things done,
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and I can't live up
to them standards sometimes.
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That's a really, like,
manipulative way to be like,
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"I would just do it,
but you're better than me and I..."
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That's...
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No, I'm just saying that you like
things done a certain way, right?
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Yeah, I need them done
when they need to be done.
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"Oh, I'll do something tomorrow
or later."
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I'll just do it myself
if that's the case.
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It's not, like, a massive wedding.
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What do you mean,
"it's not a massive wedding"?
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In terms of weddings that happen
in the world, it's pretty big.
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Do you think?
Yes.
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It's a big wedding cos of
all the stuff going on, but...
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I just don't know what to say.
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We've got a ten-piece band
and an artic lorry-worth of flowers
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driving down for two days
before the wedding,
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I don't know what...
All right, it's a big wedding.
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You can have your big wedding,
no problem.
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Um, there's 78 people attending.
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I've got a draft seating plan
already done on my laptop.
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When did...? I don't know
even when you did that.
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When I'm not doing anything,
according to you.
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What? I would love it
if we would go into this
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next couple of weeks with
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less picking on each other
and less passive aggression.
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I think that would be...
Deal.
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Yeah? Starting from now?
Yeah.
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Put your arm across me
and pretend you like me. Sorry.
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No, that's too... I feel
claustrophobic. That'll be fine.
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It's been a long time coming,
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but I'm finally seeing
our wedding venue.
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I'm excited.
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Our wedding is gonna happen
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in the ballroom
of the basement of the hotel,
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so I think that's really good
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because it makes it secure,
it's private,
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there's no risk of photographers,
it's perfect.
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And this is our beautiful ballroom.
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What do you think?
It's amazing, innit?
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I didn't realise
how big it would be.
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It looks smaller in photos,
doesn't it? It's huge.
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Yeah. I really, really love it.
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She's done a good job.
Thank you.
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I think it feels really right here,
don't you?
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Yeah, like, honestly.
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I feel like we've got
the perfect venue.
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I'm relieved that I don't
just like it, I love it.
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So, we'll get married on a raise,
on a stage, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Cos I imagine it being darker
than this.
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It'll be darker than this.
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And the dance floor will be just
in front of the stage. Yeah.
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That's really good.
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Are you happy, though?
Yeah, I'm buzzing.
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Proper buzzing.
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Yeah, it's a wedding,
but it's gonna feel like
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you're going to
some really glitzy event.
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You know? It's gonna be very cool.
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No kids, no animals, no...
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ugly people!
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SHE LAUGHS
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Are you happy, then?
Yeah, buzzing.
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I'm happy too.
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And that's the most important thing!
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THEY LAUGH
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I'm gonna leave you to discuss
the finer details,
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and I'll see you soon.
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Thanks, Hannah.
See you later. Cheers.
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Right, so we're happy
with everything?
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Oh, my God, it's beautiful,
isn't it? Buzzing.
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Julie Perry is our wedding planner.
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She is one of the best
wedding planners in the country.
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She is not to be messed with.
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She is a straight-talking,
get-shit-done kind of woman,
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which I love.
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So, do you want to have a look
at your plan? Yeah.
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OK, so you'll walk down here,
and you've got your rows of seating,
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but with some candles.
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Your dress will set on fire.
The least of my concerns.
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I'm excited, I think,
to see you walk down the aisle.
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That'll be fun.
Aw, are you gonna cry?
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I hope not.
Why?
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I don't wanna mess up my make-up.
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Oh! What have I done to you?
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I've created a monster.
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Are we going circular tables?
Yeah.
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I like the fact that
we're in the middle, and no-one's
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far away from us.
There's no bad table.
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Speeches will run at about two and
a half minutes per person maximum.
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And then I think...
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This is, in my mind, because
Jamie and Ronnie and the girls
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maybe take a stand here.
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Are the girls speaking?
Yes. Yeah.
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Why would you have friends speaking,
and I wouldn't?
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I don't know.
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I didn't know maids of honour spoke.
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Course they do. Are you joking?
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Do you wanna just be
the only one to talk, then?
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And my dad and your friends?
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I just asked one question.
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All right. It felt loaded.
It weren't.
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Right, OK.
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THEY CHUCKLE
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Do you not feel like, and I'm not
saying this in an egotistical way,
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but do you not think people
will be disappointed
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if they don't hear from me?
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Probably not.
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I'll just do a toast
at the very end.
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It's not even gonna be a speech,
it's gonna be a toast. OK.
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It's gonna be a...
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"Thanks, everyone,
for being part of my day.
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"Our day."
Our day.
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"Thanks for being part of our day.
Thanks for all my presents."
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Our presents.
"Our presents!"
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We've done really well
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that up till now, no-one knows
we're getting married here.
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I haven't told anyone.
I know.
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You didn't know where it was until
today. So you'd have had a job.
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Today is the first time
I'm gonna try my wedding dress on
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with wedding hair and make-up.
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This is my first time trying on
the dress with glam.
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Mikey and Mikey are my long-term
make-up artist and hair stylist,
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and they're very dear friends.
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They've done my hair and make-up
for red carpets,
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photo shoots,
special life moments,
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but this will probably be
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THE most special thing they've ever
done my hair and make-up for,
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so we're doing
a very unofficial trial.
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Wait, you look at these
little bad boys I purchased
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yesterday from Selfridges.
Is this the underwear?
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So, this is them.
What is that?
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I don't know, it's what you wear.
It's what she told me to get.
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Don't you wear, like,
the sexy stuff?
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No, cos the sexy stuff will
give you lines. It has to be smooth.
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I've never seen anyone in those.
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Look, it's got a piss hole.
Oh, my God.
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You would have worn that
back in the day in Guildford
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as some kind of outfit.
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And now you're trying to
put it under your wedding dress.
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I really enjoy
the shoe option, though.
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Fuck off.
It's very you.
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Oh, don't! Cos if you make me hate
them, I'm gonna start spiralling,
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and then I'm gonna have to
tower over him.
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You've done this for Brad.
This is love.
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I can't shrink, and I can't
grow Brad, so... here we are.
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I don't wanna look like Fiona
and Lord Farquaad.
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Let's start cos
I just realised the time.
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Like, are you gonna do a low bun?
Mm-hm.
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Cos I was playing with the idea of
having the veil over for the aisle.
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Right, so you're having
all this stress,
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what has been Brad's duties
during the entire wedding?
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Are you joking?
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No, I'm serious,
that's why I'm asking.
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Just existing.
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This is the first, like,
wedding glam we've done,
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and I feel great.
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Like,
this is really what I pictured.
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THEY LAUGH
Come on.
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Let's re-enact.
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00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:04,240
Oh, my God, look.
Hold it low.
243
00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:07,879
SHE HUMS THE BRIDAL CHORUS
Now she knows it's real.
244
00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:09,240
I actually forgot about the fact
245
00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:11,440
that you actually have to hold
fricking flowers.
246
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,320
That's something I need
to talk to Julie about.
247
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:16,320
I guess that's quite important,
isn't it?
248
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,360
You've got such a lovely neck.
Is that a random thing to say?
249
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,080
No, but I'll take it.
250
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,960
You've got a lovely neck.
It cost her a fortune.
251
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,840
Is that the original neck?
252
00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:28,279
What do you fucking think?
Have you watched Love Island?
253
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,799
Like a snail.
254
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,480
Which original part is
walking down the aisle?!
255
00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:33,960
Um...
Her ankles.
256
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,639
Right, I need to get changed.
257
00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:39,799
I need to go. I'm late as usual.
What else is fucking new?
258
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,480
Love you, gorge, good luck.
Send pictures. Love you.
259
00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:59,679
I am going to try on
my wedding dress today,
260
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,200
and I am taking two of my
bestest friends in the whole world -
261
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,600
Ryan and Mark.
262
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:06,759
Look at the train on that.
263
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,039
I feel quite honoured, do you?
I feel quite sicky.
264
00:14:14,159 --> 00:14:15,919
How did you riff-raff get in here?
265
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,679
Oh, my God!
266
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,080
Olivia, I'm so scared!
267
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,200
I just wanna see this dress.
I know.
268
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,559
Ready?
269
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,320
Hi, hello.
Hi.
270
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,720
Good to see you.
Good to see you. You look gorgeous.
271
00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:30,519
Thanks, you too.
Let's do this
272
00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:33,200
before we get escorted
out the building.
273
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,080
OK, don't look left.
274
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,039
Just go and sit down.
Oh, God.
275
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,559
Not the left, not the left.
276
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,879
Hey, it's posh in here, Liv.
277
00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:45,240
My heart's in me mouth.
Feel like it's me putting it on.
278
00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:47,639
Oh, God, I'm nervous now.
279
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,080
Shall we get your arms in?
Yeah.
280
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:53,919
I do feel quite nervous
for the boys to see the dress.
281
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,080
They do not sugar-coat things.
282
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,600
If they hate it,
they will tell me they hate it,
283
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,080
and I don't have a plan B.
284
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,480
You can go.
285
00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:04,639
Shut your eyes.
286
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,480
BOYS GASP
287
00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:10,320
What do you think?
288
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,159
Oh, my God!
289
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,000
Oh, my God, Olivia!
290
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,039
You look unbelievable.
291
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,200
This is a good reaction.
292
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,399
They are gagged,
they are speechless.
293
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,960
Oh, my God, are you crying?
294
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,720
They're crying.
295
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,039
SHE LAUGHS
Yeah?
296
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,759
It's just... You don't need to do
anything different.
297
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,240
You just look amazing.
298
00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:36,600
That's all I want all my life,
I'm such a fucking attention seeker.
299
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,360
I just want the shock.
300
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:40,600
I want the drama, I want the...
SHE GASPS
301
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,840
And they are definitely...
SHE GASPS
302
00:15:42,879 --> 00:15:44,360
This is gorgeous.
303
00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:46,600
Right, now I need to show you
the options.
304
00:15:46,639 --> 00:15:48,000
So, we have this...
305
00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:53,399
Hm.
Oh.
306
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,759
Silence.
307
00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:56,480
I actually do love it, you know.
308
00:15:56,519 --> 00:15:58,879
Do you think it makes
a bit more drama?
309
00:15:58,919 --> 00:16:02,120
Because you've got a very long neck
cos you're dead elegant,
310
00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:04,440
it just breaks it up a little bit
and adds to it.
311
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,399
And I've never seen a dress like it
in me life. Thank you.
312
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,240
You look like a proper royal.
313
00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:11,519
Like a royal.
SHE SQUEALS
314
00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:14,159
I wanted to look rich.
That was my main brief.
315
00:16:16,879 --> 00:16:18,799
You just look stun.
316
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,200
Ooh, I love having you around!
317
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,360
You have some brown on your nose!
318
00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:25,600
Are you gonna...?
319
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,759
I feel like we can confidently
320
00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:34,279
tick that off as a successful
final dress fitting.
321
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,480
I feel really good.
The boys love it.
322
00:16:36,519 --> 00:16:38,320
I'm happy, and now I'm starving.
323
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,759
Right, we'll go for lunch now
and chat about hen and stuff.
324
00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:44,840
Now we're talking big business.
325
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,960
Come on,
we'll get some drinks ready.
326
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,159
Let's go and have a glass
of champagne to celebrate.
327
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,279
You're paying, darling!
328
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,000
Love you.
329
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:54,879
Love you, babe.
330
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,519
So today, me, Jay and Ronnie
are going go-karting.
331
00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:13,160
I asked them to be my best men.
They luckily accepted, so...
332
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,599
I don't wanna blow my own trumpet,
but I'm a fucking good go-karter.
333
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,920
HE LAUGHS
334
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,559
Whoo!
335
00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:43,559
THEY LAUGH
336
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,759
I've actually known Jamie
since I was, like, 12 or 13,
337
00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:51,079
we played football together.
338
00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,079
Then Ronnie come into my life
a bit later.
339
00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,480
Ever since we met,
we just kinda hit it off.
340
00:17:55,519 --> 00:17:57,319
Jamie saying he's never been before.
341
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,839
I know.
He's like fucking Lewis Hamilton.
342
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,720
Oh, this is nice.
343
00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:15,720
Ooh, yes, stunning.
344
00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:17,880
Ooh, that looks stunning.
345
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,039
Gorgeous. Ooh, look at that.
346
00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:21,880
Yours smells like
a woman's lavatory.
347
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,640
Thanks, Liv,
I'll enjoy that thoroughly.
348
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,559
The hen is gonna be amazing.
349
00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:28,039
This year, it's gonna be
my go-to holiday.
350
00:18:28,079 --> 00:18:32,599
Going to Ibiza on my hen do!
351
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:37,640
The Vegas dream was slashed,
but Ibiza never fails.
352
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,000
I am so in the mood for it.
353
00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:41,839
I'm wet for it.
354
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:46,119
I feel like I'm excited
for the airport, getting ready.
355
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,839
Is it cheating on your hen do?
356
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,079
Yeah, cos you're with a partner.
357
00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:51,880
I'm really glad
that we cleared that up now.
358
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,559
Brad's going the week before.
359
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,960
If I see him even breathing
in a girl's direction...
360
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,240
He's not. He loves you.
361
00:18:57,279 --> 00:19:00,519
He is on a stag do,
and a lot of the boys are single.
362
00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:02,720
They're gonna have girls around.
363
00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:05,720
That's just... What can I do?
364
00:19:05,759 --> 00:19:06,960
I'm going a week later,
365
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000
so if you wanna ignore me
for the whole time you're away,
366
00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:11,240
I'll ignore you when I'm away,
367
00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:13,279
and I'll marry someone Spanish
when I'm there.
368
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,440
So whatever he does, I'll raise him.
369
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,519
HE GASPS
370
00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:22,039
Brad's a naturally outgoing,
flirtatious guy.
371
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:24,640
I'm a naturally outgoing,
flirtatious gal.
372
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:29,319
As long as it doesn't go any further
than that, we're all good.
373
00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:33,559
If we can't get through these
two holidays and behave ourselves...
374
00:19:34,519 --> 00:19:37,759
..you know, me and him,
cos I know I can get carried away,
375
00:19:37,799 --> 00:19:40,519
then, well, what are we doing here?
376
00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:45,119
That's the most 'sensiblest' thing
I've ever heard you say in me life.
377
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,160
I'd be nowhere without
the fabulous gay men in my life,
378
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,400
and it's never been truer
than it has today.
379
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,720
So, thanks, honeys.
380
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:54,279
OK. Lunch is on me,
don't get used to it.
381
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,000
Being with the boys today
has made me feel
382
00:20:03,039 --> 00:20:05,160
even more buzzing for the stag.
383
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,359
I think they really embraced
the role of best men.
384
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,799
We're trying to organise your
stag do, wanting the best for you,
385
00:20:10,839 --> 00:20:13,319
and you don't reply.
We just need one minute from you.
386
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:16,359
"Brad, what's happening?" "Er."
About what, though?
387
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,319
You just grunt. Don't get any reply.
What could you need from me?
388
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,200
Trying to get 15 people together
is hard.
389
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,400
But we've done it now, all set.
Yeah, we're all ready.
390
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,960
Raring to go.
Let's get it on.
391
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,920
It's gonna be mental.
I feel sorry for him already.
392
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,960
Why?
393
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,160
Our friends are...
They're a lively bunch.
394
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,480
We've had some nights before
that have gone way too far.
395
00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:40,279
So putting us all together
at the same time, on holiday,
396
00:20:40,319 --> 00:20:43,720
is a little bit
of a recipe for disaster.
397
00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:47,680
You can't shave any part of my body
while I'm asleep.
398
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,680
That's not in the rules.
That is in the rules.
399
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,880
All right.
There's no eyebrow cutting,
400
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,599
beard cutting, hair cutting.
401
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,519
There's no tattoos.
Why?
402
00:20:55,559 --> 00:20:57,240
The thing is,
I don't trust any of you.
403
00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:59,880
Why?
What do you mean, "why"?
404
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,839
If I come back from Ibiza
with any part of hair missing,
405
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,799
on my face or head...
406
00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:09,400
..I am actually scared
of what she would do.
407
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,319
She'd go so nuts.
408
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:15,039
I think they'd definitely be
uninvited to the wedding.
409
00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:17,599
What do you think Liv's
gonna be doing that weekend?
410
00:21:18,839 --> 00:21:21,480
I don't really care.
She'll be ringing you every minute.
411
00:21:21,519 --> 00:21:23,960
No, she won't. I think we need to
take your phone away.
412
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,319
We've got to take everyone's.
She'll be ringing me, ringing you.
413
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:28,960
All the phones stay in the room.
414
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,720
You're making her sound so bad.
She's not like that.
415
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:34,400
No, she ain't that bad.
HE QUACKS
416
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:38,640
Liv will probably want me ringing
her every single minute of the day.
417
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,759
I know she's probably gonna have
her spies out there anyway,
418
00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:43,960
probably a private investigator
flying over.
419
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,400
Listen, I'm prepared for it all.
420
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,279
I've been with the girl long enough
to know what she's like.
421
00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:50,960
Could be my last ever boys trip.
422
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,240
We could even have a few days after
and just go away.
423
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:57,079
We don't get married
till the next Saturday.
424
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,400
Yeah, so we could do that.
We could still go somewhere.
425
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,640
Am I scared of Olivia Jade Attwood?
426
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:06,160
I'll just buy her a bag
or something, it's all right.
427
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,559
That's the way to beat Liv.
Just gifts.
428
00:22:10,599 --> 00:22:12,079
Can get away with anything.
429
00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:44,599
Brad.
Yeah?
430
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,039
Can you come up here?
431
00:22:47,759 --> 00:22:50,960
Just when the football's
about to start. Sorry, girls.
432
00:22:53,759 --> 00:22:56,960
Ooh, hello.
Hello.
433
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,279
What do you need me for?
Football's on.
434
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,440
I don't give a fuck.
It's Champions League.
435
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,880
Do you need any help with your list?
436
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,640
It's not really my list, is it?
It was meant to be our list.
437
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,799
But you are quite controlling, so...
438
00:23:16,839 --> 00:23:19,000
I know you like things done
a certain way.
439
00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:23,319
I feel like me doing everything
doesn't feel right.
440
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,839
OK.
441
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,920
Cos I feel like I bring quite a lot
to this relationship. Yeah, you do.
442
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,599
But then tell me. I'm not
a mind-reader, I need to know.
443
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,920
But I don't think
it's about being a mind-reader.
444
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,319
It's about being present
and helping
445
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,720
and not living life like a bachelor.
446
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,599
I'm not living like a bachelor.
OK, so let's get into this.
447
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,799
Why have I had to find out
from Ronnie
448
00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:48,160
that you're going on a golf day
the day before our wedding?
449
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,279
It's two days before.
450
00:23:49,319 --> 00:23:52,160
Brad, you see that,
just picking up on the details.
451
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,559
OK, TWO days before the wedding.
452
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,160
Why did you think it was OK
not to mention that to me?
453
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,119
But I did.
I said we was playing golf.
454
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,200
Babe, you made plans
for a whole day with 12 people
455
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,839
to book days off work,
456
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,039
and I was the last person
to find out.
457
00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:06,359
I love playing golf.
458
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:11,480
But also it's a chance to, like,
be with the boys for five hours.
459
00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:15,720
Just put your phone on silent,
and it's just a bit of peace
460
00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:18,559
from Olivia, like, do you know
what I mean? Nagging and...
461
00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:21,960
You've even got matching
fricking T-shirts.
462
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,240
Sorry.
It's not funny, though, is it?
463
00:24:24,279 --> 00:24:25,480
No.
464
00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:27,680
You didn't think organising
a whole-day thing
465
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,559
two days before our wedding
was something you should flag?
466
00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,759
I didn't think it was gonna be
that much of a big deal.
467
00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:37,400
You not telling me stuff
is slowly sending me fucking insane.
468
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,920
I'm getting more neurotic,
469
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,839
and my list-writing
is getting more excessive,
470
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,599
and you're getting more and more...
unaccountable.
471
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,880
I feel like it's a practical joke,
472
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,920
the stuff that he just
casually mentions.
473
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,519
You need to communicate with me
about stuff like that
474
00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:56,200
when I'm going through a lot
of trouble planning every hour.
475
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,640
And you have to remember, Brad,
476
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,440
I was happy to do
a registry wedding, and you wasn't.
477
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,680
Yeah, all right,
but it's my wedding as well.
478
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,880
Right.
It's not just your wedding.
479
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,480
Right, so I've gone with
what you wanted,
480
00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:08,880
I didn't want anyone to be there.
481
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,119
No, we went in the middle.
482
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,519
Brad, the middle would have been
ten people at a church.
483
00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:18,240
All right, so we've gone to 80, but
I've got way less guests than you.
484
00:25:18,279 --> 00:25:22,480
I think we're about to try
and hopefully start a marriage.
485
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:25,279
This is, like, way bigger
than a party.
486
00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:27,480
As much as we get to joke about it,
487
00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:30,319
this is the start of us spending
the rest of our lives together,
488
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,599
and your communication skills
right now terrify me.
489
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,519
Sometimes,
it is hard for me to say...
490
00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:41,720
I feel like you're gonna bite
me head off if I tell you something.
491
00:25:41,759 --> 00:25:43,920
That's just life,
that's how you are.
492
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,519
I love you that way.
493
00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:47,839
You love me biting your head off?
494
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,160
No, I don't, but I wouldn't
change you. That's who you are.
495
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,480
Hello?
496
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,279
SHE SIGHS
497
00:25:56,319 --> 00:25:59,960
I'll give you that you've done
more of the wedding stuff.
498
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,839
You've got a list of all the things
that you're ticking off.
499
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,039
You're more in contact
with Julie and Faye.
500
00:26:05,079 --> 00:26:06,680
Because they can't get hold of you.
501
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,799
The thing is, you're making me
into someone I don't like.
502
00:26:09,839 --> 00:26:11,319
I don't recognise myself.
503
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,839
Because in general life,
504
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,359
I don't ask you for any help,
Brad, with anything.
505
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,839
I don't ask you for money,
I don't ask you for physical help,
506
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,880
I don't ask you to do anything,
507
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,240
but I do everything,
and I do it well.
508
00:26:24,279 --> 00:26:25,599
But this is becoming a lot.
509
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,119
This fucking party
is draining the life out of me.
510
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,720
All right.
If you just answer your phone...
511
00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:33,640
I just feel like
I'm constantly berating you.
512
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,559
Stop nagging, then.
513
00:26:35,599 --> 00:26:38,440
I don't wanna nag,
but I just want you to help me!
514
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,079
I'm saying I'll help you.
515
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,279
I'm just very organised,
516
00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:46,039
and if that means I have to
control everything...
517
00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:48,200
Mm, that sounds bad.
518
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,759
If I have to plan everything
519
00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:53,640
to the minute detail to make sure
that it's correct,
520
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,480
then that's what I have to do.
521
00:26:55,519 --> 00:26:57,119
Do you wanna hug out?
522
00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:00,920
My secret little book.
523
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,000
I'm back at the Bulgari with my mum,
524
00:27:28,039 --> 00:27:30,799
and today, we're gonna do
a very important job -
525
00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:33,960
wine tasting for the big day.
526
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,279
I don't actually have a clue,
I'll just drink anything that's wet,
527
00:27:37,319 --> 00:27:38,640
so I do actually need someone
528
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,160
that half knows
what they're talking about.
529
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,079
How are you today?
Very good, thank you.
530
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,160
Right, so what's the plan, Hannah?
531
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,400
Our wonderful wine expert, Nico
here, will explain about each one,
532
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,000
and then we can finalise
your selection.
533
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:55,160
Is this bucket to spit in?
534
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,559
Er, yes. Well, I'm definitely not
spitting out the champagne.
535
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,559
Please enjoy.
536
00:28:02,839 --> 00:28:07,440
Shall we move forward to the white?
Yes, please.
537
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,599
Shall I spit it? I feel like
an animal spitting in a bucket.
538
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,799
I feel like a camel.
539
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,920
You saw that off quick, didn't you?
SHE SPITS
540
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,640
You look like you were being sick.
541
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,480
Spitting in the bucket like a goat
has made me feel sick.
542
00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:28,480
See, I like that.
SHE SPITS
543
00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:32,720
SHE SPITS
You're making me sick doing that.
544
00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:36,079
She's just doing it really gnarly.
545
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,759
I feel like I'm sitting next to
someone in the dentist's chair.
546
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:41,440
When they say, she's like...
SPITS DRAMATICALLY
547
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,680
I feel like I'm in an exam.
I'm scared.
548
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,480
What shall I say?
The second one is better? Yeah.
549
00:28:46,519 --> 00:28:48,920
Lastly, the reds.
550
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,279
I prefer the pale rose.
551
00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:53,759
What have you written, you big geek?
552
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:56,599
My mum's like, "I don't really
drink... unless it's wet."
553
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,839
"Quite a slap." What does that mean?
554
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,559
Quite sharp.
555
00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:02,559
Oh.
THEY LAUGH
556
00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:04,160
OK, well...
557
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,519
We've got a champagne,
we've got our white,
558
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:08,920
well, our pale rose,
I wrote, "Cute colour."
559
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,319
Hannah, thank you very much.
Pleasure.
560
00:29:11,359 --> 00:29:13,920
It was lovely to see you again.
If you need anything, let me know.
561
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,480
Thank you so much.
And thank you to Nico.
562
00:29:16,519 --> 00:29:18,039
Thank you very much.
563
00:29:19,519 --> 00:29:23,119
OK, well... I've eaten
about six of these breadsticks.
564
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,279
Someone on the Daily Mail said
that I have legs like breadsticks.
565
00:29:26,319 --> 00:29:28,839
A little bit like that.
Does that look like me?
566
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,359
SHE LAUGHS
567
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,000
I wish. So how do you feel
about the wedding?
568
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,640
Are you OK?
I'm all right.
569
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,599
Is everything in hand?
Yeah.
570
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,119
I think so. We're getting there.
Are you nervous?
571
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,559
Um...
Right decision, right man,
572
00:29:41,599 --> 00:29:43,079
right footballer?
573
00:29:43,119 --> 00:29:46,119
Mum!
Sorry. Sorry.
574
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,400
I'm just a natural worrier.
575
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,119
I overthink everything.
Yeah.
576
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,880
He doesn't.
He doesn't.
577
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,880
He balances me out. He's like
the completely opposite personality.
578
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,839
And, of course, he knows what
he's signing up for now, doesn't he?
579
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,519
He's known you long enough.
580
00:29:59,559 --> 00:30:01,559
SHE LAUGHS
Sorry!
581
00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:04,359
The good and the bad and the ugly.
582
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,519
Sorry!
583
00:30:05,559 --> 00:30:08,319
But you think the sun shines
out his arse.
584
00:30:08,359 --> 00:30:10,599
He's not perfect.
Sort of, yeah.
585
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,240
He's a little bit of a gem,
isn't he? So...
586
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:16,039
We're gonna have
a big life change because
587
00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:18,519
I've just literally found out
in the last hour
588
00:30:18,559 --> 00:30:20,200
that Brad isn't going back
to Blackburn.
589
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,319
He's not?
No.
590
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:25,519
I feel like the fact they haven't
picked up his extension
591
00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:28,720
is insulting to Brad on a degree,
592
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:31,279
the amount of sacrifice
that he's given to that club,
593
00:30:31,319 --> 00:30:34,519
but then at the same time,
he really wasn't happy.
594
00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:38,279
He was really desperate for a move.
It's not all bad.
595
00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:39,599
But it's just...
596
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,839
it's quite a lot to deal with
right now.
597
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,000
He just didn't click
with that manager, did he? No.
598
00:30:46,039 --> 00:30:47,640
For him, it's great.
599
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,359
He's ready for a change.
It scares me because I hate change.
600
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,160
All I've known is Blackburn.
601
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,720
And now it's obviously,
we're getting married,
602
00:30:55,759 --> 00:30:58,119
we're gonna be newlyweds,
and he'll be starting a new club.
603
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,079
So it's exciting, but you don't know
where that's gonna be. Yeah.
604
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,880
No, you don't. It could be anywhere.
605
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,680
I'm not ready to move.
606
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,799
Just bloody got in that house.
But you might have to.
607
00:31:08,839 --> 00:31:11,000
SHE EXHALES
Yeah.
608
00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:13,200
We have no idea where he's gonna go.
609
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,039
So am I literally gonna get married
610
00:31:15,079 --> 00:31:17,920
and then be having to look
at moving anywhere?
611
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,119
It could be across the country,
it could be abroad.
612
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,960
He's gonna have to go
where the football is.
613
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,839
There's no control over that,
very little.
614
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,240
So that is, for me,
it's unnerving, to say the least.
615
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,279
Brad's going on his stag do
tres soon.
616
00:31:36,319 --> 00:31:38,240
Yeah, where is he going?
617
00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:41,079
We're both going to Ibiza.
Oh, yeah.
618
00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:42,599
OK.
What do you think?
619
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,960
Do you think Brad's gonna
behave himself or not?
620
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,559
In terms of what?
621
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:50,000
Grabbing up any other women,
getting in the press.
622
00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:53,079
I think there'll be a bit of,
you know,
623
00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:55,880
there'll be a bit of getting
a bit too close,
624
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,160
but Brad actually doing the deed
with somebody else, no.
625
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,640
What are you saying,
a bit of titty grabbing?
626
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,640
I think they'll all get a bit drunk,
627
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,839
and there'll be girls
all over them like a rash,
628
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,400
but I don't think...
Poor them. I hope they'll be OK (!)
629
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:14,039
He doesn't drink very often,
so when he does drink, it's like...
630
00:32:14,079 --> 00:32:16,200
a bit of a hot mess express.
631
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,920
I think he'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.
632
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,240
You trust him, don't you? No?
I'm joking.
633
00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:26,200
What difference does it make
how I feel at this point?
634
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,640
I hate the whole thing of stag dos.
So do I.
635
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,079
I think it's a recipe for disaster.
636
00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:34,799
I think men don't know how
to behave, they get too excited.
637
00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:38,319
They're like a pack of animals
once they get together, aren't they?
638
00:32:38,359 --> 00:32:41,279
But I feel completely different
about hen dos, they're great.
639
00:32:41,319 --> 00:32:44,440
It's a life-long establishment
that should be honoured.
640
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,119
It's great to let the hair down,
get loose.
641
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,000
You know?
Yeah.
642
00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:12,319
What time's your flight?
643
00:33:13,319 --> 00:33:16,720
Go to the airport now.
11 o'clock tomorrow, baby.
644
00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:18,480
Gonna get loose!
645
00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:21,680
You're such a loser. I actually
can't wait for you to leave.
646
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,880
I'm gonna have a big party.
That's a lie.
647
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,039
I'm gonna have a big party with
loads of men. You're gonna miss me.
648
00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:29,200
Someone Instagram messaged me
649
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:33,160
and said, "Only you would be able to
engineer it that Brad's gonna have
650
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,759
"cameras following him
on his stag do."
651
00:33:35,799 --> 00:33:38,400
I was like, "Oh, yeah,
that's pretty good, isn't it?"
652
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,920
Yeah. You've done well.
653
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,759
Are you actually gonna go to Ibiza
with that hairy back as well?
654
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:48,480
I'll shave it at Jamie's.
It's not hairy, either.
655
00:33:48,519 --> 00:33:50,480
You're gonna shave
each other's backs?
656
00:33:50,519 --> 00:33:52,680
Yeah.
You're actually disgusting.
657
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,599
I hate all of you.
658
00:33:56,759 --> 00:33:59,640
That is the most 'lamest' packed
suitcase I've ever seen.
659
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,319
I actually feel sorry for you.
Why?
660
00:34:01,359 --> 00:34:05,160
We could put them in clear packets,
so you know what's for each day.
661
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,000
I know what's for each day,
I have a brain.
662
00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:08,840
What are you trying to say about me?
663
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,320
That sometimes your brain
gets a bit muddled,
664
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,880
so you need stuff like that,
I don't need that.
665
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,039
Cos I'm better.
666
00:34:16,079 --> 00:34:18,039
I'm buzzing.
You're so lame.
667
00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:20,599
I'm allowed to be happy
I'm going on holiday.
668
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:23,280
Just take it down 10%.
Why?
669
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,719
Cos you look like fucking Father
Christmas's helper this morning,
670
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,119
that grin on your face.
671
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:30,840
Just keep your dick in your pants,
and your hands in your pocket...
672
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,719
That's easy.
..and we won't have a problem.
673
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,679
What do you mean,
"hand in my pocket"?
674
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,719
Just keep your hands off
girls' arses,
675
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,719
like you've had a problem doing
in the past, and we'll be sweet.
676
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,880
Pass me your socks.
677
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,239
Brad, please.
678
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,199
They literally...
I don't care if a girl falls over,
679
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,400
and she's drowning, and you're
the only person that's seen her,
680
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,320
you step over her.
681
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:58,039
There's no excuse
that will be accepted.
682
00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:01,079
Genuinely.
No problem.
683
00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:02,559
I hear you.
684
00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:05,679
Is this a joke?
Or is this for real?
685
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,960
It's my Ibiza vibes hat.
686
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,199
That is basically like
a walking contraceptive, so take it.
687
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,400
I was worried that you were gonna
look really fit,
688
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,559
but I'm not any more.
689
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,920
What about, um, some pyjamas?
I'm good.
690
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,239
Are you gonna sleep naked?
Yes.
691
00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:27,679
Interesting. I'll do the same, then,
when I'm in Ibiza. Or fully clothed.
692
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,880
However I end up.
693
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,039
Wild (!) Oh, my God,
694
00:35:31,079 --> 00:35:35,039
stop making me jealous
of your crazy, wild personality (!)
695
00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:37,599
Are you taking this rucksack?
Yeah.
696
00:35:41,559 --> 00:35:44,400
Can you leave that in there, please?
What?
697
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,760
I think you've got everything.
698
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,639
I'm pretty sure
you just took my passport.
699
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,559
Toothbrush.
700
00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:54,360
Hair comb.
701
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,840
Who bought you this lovely set-up?
You did.
702
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,159
Yeah, remember that
when you're out there.
703
00:36:01,199 --> 00:36:02,480
Is my passport back in there?
704
00:36:02,519 --> 00:36:05,400
I'm sure your little girlfriend
in Ibiza can't afford Goyard.
705
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,719
What passport?
The passport you took out.
706
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,440
Yes, it's in there.
Show me, then.
707
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,239
What do you mean?
Get it out and show me.
708
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,639
It's there.
Get it out and show me.
709
00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:15,519
Brad!
710
00:36:15,559 --> 00:36:16,960
So it's there.
711
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,000
It's not a very good hiding place,
is it?
712
00:36:23,039 --> 00:36:26,679
Oh, fucking fly to Ibiza, Brad.
713
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,920
You've no idea what I'm capable of.
714
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,239
I think I know.
You do?
715
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,599
Yeah, I do.
716
00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:33,599
I'll go to Spanish prison,
I don't care.
717
00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:36,679
Like, I actually will.
I'll go away for life.
718
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,639
For doing what?
Murder you.
719
00:36:38,679 --> 00:36:41,079
Me?
And whoever else I need to.
720
00:36:41,119 --> 00:36:42,360
I'll make my rounds.
721
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,599
Nice. Good to know.
722
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:49,679
Right, gonna miss you, dude.
723
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,840
Wish me luck.
724
00:36:54,119 --> 00:36:55,360
Bye!
725
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,800
HE LAUGHS
726
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,119
Ha-ha-ha (!)
727
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,199
Oh, my God, fuck off
with the fucking hat!
728
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,400
Stitch is definitely gonna
eat that now.
729
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,639
Stitch!
730
00:37:09,679 --> 00:37:11,880
Love you.
731
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,639
I'll miss you.
732
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,239
Go on, then.
Love you.
733
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,679
Be good. Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.
734
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,039
I'll text you when I get to the...
Yeah, whatever.
735
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:27,039
Text you when I get to the airport.
736
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:29,440
If the messages don't deliver,
it's cos I've blocked you.
737
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,960
Have a good trip.
738
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,639
Love you.
Bye.
739
00:37:34,039 --> 00:37:36,199
Girls are gonna see Brad
on his stag do and think,
740
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,400
"Oh, my God, hilarious,
let's go and get on his table
741
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,280
"and get in the Daily Mail
and send Liv videos
742
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,280
"and send her insane."
743
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,360
But I'm working on letting go of
things that are not in my control.
744
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,480
This isn't in my control.
This is all on him.
745
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:02,519
The stag is on.
It's started, it's begun.
746
00:38:02,559 --> 00:38:04,519
You look unbelievable.
747
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:07,199
Jamie and Ronnie decided
it would be funny
748
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,559
to dress me up like Liv
at the airport.
749
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:10,960
Go on, Liv.
750
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,920
I actually think
if you took my beard off,
751
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,480
I'd be all right, you know?
752
00:38:14,519 --> 00:38:17,960
A few of the boys
definitely wouldn't say no.
753
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,559
THEY LAUGH
754
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,280
Let's get this stag started.
755
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,079
It's time to attack Ibiza.
756
00:38:33,559 --> 00:38:36,679
Eurgh, this looks like
someone's eaten a bit of it.
757
00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:39,400
Oh!
758
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,280
Why's it black on the top
like it's been singed?
759
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,960
I need to blast the rest
of this off with the hose.
760
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,599
I think we can establish
that kitchen cleaner don't work
761
00:38:52,639 --> 00:38:53,920
as a dog shit remover.
762
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,760
PHONE RINGS
763
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,960
Hello.
764
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,280
'Liv, have I done well?'
765
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,719
What the actual fuck?
What's on your head?
766
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,119
'My wig.'
767
00:39:11,679 --> 00:39:13,800
That is so disturbing.
768
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,559
I'm picking up dog shit.
769
00:39:16,599 --> 00:39:18,519
'Nice.'
770
00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:20,800
Are you steaming?
771
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,480
'We're just about to take off,
I'll ring you when we get there.'
772
00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:25,199
Oh, you're steaming, bro.
773
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,159
'I'm actually not, are we?'
774
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,400
'No, we've only had, like,
four or five.'
775
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,159
Have a safe flight.
776
00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:33,360
'I love you, I'm about to take off.'
Love you.
777
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,400
'Love you too. Bye-bye.'
Bye.
778
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:40,559
Brad's gone on the stag, and I'm
just having a wild time, you know?
779
00:39:40,599 --> 00:39:43,480
Up to my elbows in dog shit.
780
00:39:43,519 --> 00:39:44,960
Living the dream (!)
781
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,320
Whoo!
782
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,519
I'm walking through this airport
dressed like Liv,
783
00:39:58,559 --> 00:40:02,039
and honestly, the whole gaff
is just staring at me,
784
00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:05,320
and it's making me feel
really uncomfortable.
785
00:40:12,559 --> 00:40:14,159
THEY CHEER
786
00:40:25,199 --> 00:40:28,559
I'm a bit worried about how crazy
the stag could get.
787
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:31,719
Four days,
four nights is a long time,
788
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,559
so I'm gonna pace myself.
789
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:37,320
Otherwise, I could be flying home
after two days.
790
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,119
It's heavy in here, mate.
791
00:40:39,159 --> 00:40:42,239
You'll look after me, no?
Listen, you've got four days.
792
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,159
Will you look after me or not?
Of course we will.
793
00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:47,360
No, no and no.
794
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,840
We'll give it a good go.
795
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,320
Tone, how do you feel about your son
getting married, mate?
796
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,599
Long time coming, mate,
long time coming.
797
00:40:55,639 --> 00:40:58,079
She's a good girl.
No, she's quality.
798
00:40:58,119 --> 00:41:00,239
He couldn't do no better.
799
00:41:01,519 --> 00:41:04,079
Until he comes to Ibiza.
800
00:41:04,119 --> 00:41:06,760
CHEERING
801
00:41:08,559 --> 00:41:11,480
So, Brad, are you missing Liv?
802
00:41:11,519 --> 00:41:13,880
Do I miss Liv now?
Right now.
803
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,280
At this very moment?
Yes.
804
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,239
Right now.
Absolutely not!
805
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,239
THEY LAUGH
806
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,920
Who is Liv?
807
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,760
Do you know what pisses me off?
808
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,679
I'm here just grafting away
doing bits and bobs
809
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:34,840
for the wedding, for the house.
810
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,239
I bet when I'm away on my hen,
811
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,239
Brad will be out round Manchester
like he's on a second stag do.
812
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,440
He better fucking be
locked to this house
813
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,880
doing all the bits and bobs
that need doing.
814
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,920
Otherwise, I'm gonna literally
rip every one of his pubes out
815
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,519
and shove them down his throat.
816
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,639
Would the downstairs bar be open?
What time does that open?
817
00:41:56,679 --> 00:41:58,159
I'm just thinking of somewhere that
818
00:41:58,199 --> 00:42:00,039
I can tell everyone
who's stayed in the hotel
819
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:02,480
to meet for a drink
on the Sunday afternoon.
820
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:05,440
And if I just confirm with you
that we will
821
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,320
want to use the cigar lounge
on the day of the wedding,
822
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,559
probably like 1:30, 2pm for an hour.
823
00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:14,360
Everyone needs something from me
at this time,
824
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,079
and I literally haven't got enough
to give to everyone.
825
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:23,079
I'll just end up running away
to Mexico and shaving my head.
826
00:42:23,119 --> 00:42:25,239
What a sad little life!
827
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,400
CHATTER
828
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,039
Liv's a bit anxious about
the stag do and that, obviously.
829
00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:41,320
Me being away with the boys, don't
really know what's gonna happen.
830
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,800
Do you reckon she's ready
for the second outfit?
831
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,519
Mate, what the fuck
are you on about?
832
00:42:45,559 --> 00:42:49,760
I've got one more outfit
before we finish this little bit.
833
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,519
Hold on, I need to see what it is.
834
00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:53,920
No, you'll enjoy it.
You'll fully enjoy it.
835
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,159
Let's just go to the toilet,
and we'll get you changed.
836
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:58,360
You want me to go now?
We'll go and get changed.
837
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,280
Bruv, you ain't ready for this!
838
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,559
Oh, hi!
Hello.
839
00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:10,519
How are you, darling?
840
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:11,880
I'm good, how are you?
841
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:15,920
While Brad's away, it seems like
a good time to get Jen round,
842
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,360
so she feels like she's involved,
843
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,800
and I probably won't see her again
before the wedding.
844
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,719
He's just put, "Absolute havoc."
845
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,400
What's that mean?
Oh, God.
846
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,800
It's mental.
847
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,400
It means it's all happening.
848
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,440
How many have gone on this one?
849
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,119
About 20.
850
00:43:31,159 --> 00:43:33,320
It sounds like a proper, like,
lads on tour.
851
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,000
Yeah, us having a little salad party
in the kitchen.
852
00:43:37,039 --> 00:43:40,880
And Brad's like,
"Lads, lads, lads, lads!"
853
00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:45,639
Ryan and my mum
are obviously very different.
854
00:43:45,679 --> 00:43:49,639
One thing they do have in common
is they are good at just
855
00:43:49,679 --> 00:43:55,039
telling me to shut up
and stop acting crazy!
856
00:43:55,079 --> 00:43:56,599
He's not replied to me.
857
00:43:56,639 --> 00:43:58,480
Liv, I think you need to stop.
858
00:43:58,519 --> 00:44:00,920
You've got to put it down now,
darling,
859
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,719
because it's not your hen do,
you know, it's his.
860
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,840
Mum, I am fine.
861
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,519
Does anyone here think I'm not fine?
862
00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:11,320
Guys!
863
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,079
OK.
I so believe you.
864
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:19,159
I actually genuinely, genuinely,
GENUINELY feel really calm.
865
00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:21,719
Boys, are you ready?
866
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,840
THEY LAUGH
867
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,119
Why do you look so good in it,
you fucking weirdo?
868
00:44:28,159 --> 00:44:31,400
How good does he look?
Mate, he looks incredible!
869
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,679
I wouldn't say I'm a massive fan
of latex.
870
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,599
In fact, this is the first time
I'm wearing latex.
871
00:44:38,639 --> 00:44:40,079
Turn around.
872
00:44:40,119 --> 00:44:42,519
THEY LAUGH
I don't feel sexy.
873
00:44:42,559 --> 00:44:43,840
I'll be honest.
874
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,760
Gonna make me fucking nuts rub.
875
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,199
Do you know what would make it
better, though, Dacky?
876
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,519
THEY CHEER
877
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:57,840
Stag do!
878
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,679
Wine in it.
Fuck off.
879
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,679
THEY LAUGH
880
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,119
OVERLAPPING CHATTER
881
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,679
Sit down cos of your leg.
What? There's something in my eye!
882
00:45:10,519 --> 00:45:11,519
Pricks.
883
00:45:11,559 --> 00:45:14,239
Oi, congratulations, happy stag.
884
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,559
Onto the weekend.
885
00:45:23,159 --> 00:45:25,320
I feel like I'm not even
living for myself.
886
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,840
Why do you think Brad's so great?
887
00:45:29,159 --> 00:45:31,639
You're allowed to go there.
Way past it.
888
00:45:31,679 --> 00:45:34,599
There's nothing I need to say.
Fuck off!
889
00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:43,880
We're in Ibiza, bitches!
890
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,400
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