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to get taxi
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oh you stayed on row put your backs into
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it laughter are you all in how do you
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like your first voyage
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well here it oh I really like the
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pirate's life captain well Vlad you're
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going to see adventures like you never
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saw and we're all going to get rid will
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force Phoenician ships and a third
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pressure yeah Spanish ships huh British
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ship oh there we go
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Hey
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never take oh no my ship oh oh there's a
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evil eye what's fun hurricane of all the
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perils other words us yet where is she
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look out let's hear it on the pot on the
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pot on my port side
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alright Biggles right no bear roll Oh
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Roman Romans like you say wrong George
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with a booty not out of loan ship will
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it's quite a crowd in fact they're
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numerous
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play around Latin hurry what you'd like
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to make them stop
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I guess we sure we're lucky that it
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wasn't the Gaul yeah
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Cesar we're in sight of land look there
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our invasion will stops here
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Rome must conquer these items they've
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aided the goals just once too often
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it's a sure thing you can't risk Caesar
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yes you'll go in and conquer this Little
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Britain this Great Britain's a very
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courageous tool for them as well as for
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us history record this is the longest
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day with God send the favourable wind
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we're off to a great start
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boo boo goodness gracious
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a jolly sight that a what quite fair Oh
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sue father
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we really ought to inform our chief do
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we are about to begin our invasion you
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will maintain good order with 67 while
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the greater Gloria roll
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we are going to bombard their positions
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stand by civilians and transmit my
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orders to the catapult a cure a seizure
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don't move till I give you the signal I
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can smack you
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make a note I came I saw and I don't
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believe my eyes and in good order with
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sick discipline
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look they're gone they're going to begin
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to play without us yes by George looked
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every spotting is it
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we shall await them on the playing field
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Oh
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I'll say getting all the time
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turning off for time time for what my
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chest it's five o'clock
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where are they going by Jupiter walk
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down the middle of battle
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hey come back here bit of a sticky
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wicket Allah Salih voice eh I could do
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this pot of hot water tank jolly good
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get this I'll have some food
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I say cuz I just request what sort of
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milk in it yes now if you came oh dear
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drinkin yeah milk and hot water damages
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that's what they are if you don't mind
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can we get back to our panel or no
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question of thing we're off for two days
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sorry we're closed for the weekend
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make way make way as an important
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message for General Motors they all went
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away how what do we do I joined up to
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fight for Rome I call this right look
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all right and it's right we won't get
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back to Rome for 10 years drinking hot
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water I mean they're not civilized if we
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quit during duty hours we'll end up
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fighting during our meal time to make
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spinach soup you heat some girl left you
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get some bacon against me wife I'm
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enough in slices and in every small
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light I tell you Caesar it's driving me
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right up Hadrian's Wall the Britons stop
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every day at 5:00 on the dot and so they
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won't engage us into tomorrow
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oh no Caesar now it's not till Monday
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Hey yes something they call their
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weekend
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I see now in that case here are my
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orders from now on we start our battles
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at precisely 5:00 o'clock and we go all
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day of Saturday and Sunday their weekend
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Oh Caesar you're a genius where do you
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get such tremendous ideas
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silly madhabs good shot forward
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Legionnaire raised for the glory of Rome
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I said hardly the behavior of a
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Centurions take courier legionaries of
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Rome your visa is old of you Oh is
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victorious on both sides of the sea lies
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all of God or God I concur
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right step for that village still
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holding out yeah I know
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I just been ordered to go back there and
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on this side it is the Britons I have
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conquered all of them well except for
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the ones that won't surrender yet oh one
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little village shall take care of them
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don't worry
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I'll make you appear somewhat worried if
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I may say so well you could say so
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Roman reinforcements will arrive soon I
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don't see how we can hold out very much
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longer
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I'm a corking idea well actually I have
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a cousin in Gaul as a matter of fact his
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village never has been conquered by the
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Romans it appears they have a magic
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potion death genetic and gives them
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superhuman strength cranium where might
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this village whiz why in Brittany Monica
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tofu nice carving I feel a song oh good
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morning to you every day don't know who
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you are
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voting booth vomiting infant mix
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ma means likes me oh he brings hair you
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can committee yo country you tonight
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guarantee all right you say so only they
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do not smell fresh in fact if we stink
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I never smelled fresh I dare you to come
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here and repeat that I had regrets when
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I come I am going to shut it down to
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hear your pistes anything stings all you
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do and you fit them right
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Oh fun
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David let me get it right if right if I
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say it like we're getting well actually
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I see that spring is returned yes Lily
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just breaking up and what is all about
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this night healthy every year to say
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it's a petition or beliefs you seek
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don't you want to fight anymore I gave
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it a 22 a thing like that
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I'm worried about Dominic's he's not his
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usual self he's David ball yes let's go
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see him
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no where were we are your fish stick to
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yet I fish up through again affixed
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can't you do anything for Oh bollocks
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Oh what he needs is a Roman legion or
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two he does why so he can fight them she
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hasn't done any good Roman bashing for
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months they're all Hawking written oh no
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doubt about if that's what he needs em
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excuse me I do beg your pardon gentlemen
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I am a prison and my name is anticlimax
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anticlimax my first cousin once removed
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shall we shake em in actual fact I have
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come here to offer your assistance
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against the room I would like you to
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meet overly my good friend a friend of
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yours is a friend of mine I'd be proud
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if you shake you by the hand and honor
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oh that is not what he meant
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oh yeah me to shake him by John is my
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distant cousin from Britain yep they do
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not talk to same way we do don't go too
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quiet I say it has gone a bit now yes
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well as it happens our modest village
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then ties around it by the grateful
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Roman soldiers enter now he is a cousin
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so don't shake him even if he asks you
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Asterix told me that hmm and so we've
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taken the liberty of requesting your
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assistance what yes well I'm glad you
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did we'll be happy to help you against
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wrong our great through it get a fix
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will brew up a magic potion for you for
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entire week I'd better prepare a whole
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barrel I'll be needing a lot of
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everything I need but I call me
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I'll help coming Publix you find funny
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need and Kevin can you remember that
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yet some funny need and lots of carrots
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and I will gather mistletoe with a
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golden sickle huh you call those carrots
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but I saw these wild boar and any how
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its next time there this is enough to
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give your whole village superhuman
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strength as well as I hate all those
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Romans I say I must fight fully grateful
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to a Jetta fix your nothing strong we
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need a strong guy only who can carry a
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whole barrel of magic potion like
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somebody who fell into the potion when
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he was just a little baby he huh let's
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faster o much less faster faster own
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heart and here's a little magic potion
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in case you need it on the way you never
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know it's a very long voyage to Britain
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I say what a spot of luck having to
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finding chaps to get along with me we
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can go without my little dogmatix now
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would that
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oh I could tell over nice trip okay
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Asterix we shoulda brought simple will
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be very very hungry get chat whatever
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for British food is a bit of all right
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good gracious as I chose the Newcastle
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know clearly or how to roll having
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really paper rowed for Oxford and major
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roads Cambridge chip off the old block
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and pull that sort of Raj enemy
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now hear me glad I have to rinse this
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when it's costing me a fortune so
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take good care of it
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ah steer clear of any goals as well as
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the loan okay what's your oh I guess
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it's a ship
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are they called
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Oh No ah therefore therefore for
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Venetian Venetian merchant ship
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we're all ready Empire Oh My Goddess we
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are lost
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Oh abandon ship into the lifeboats what
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legs off I saw you make a profit
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Oh what am i cleaning don't go I mean
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don't always you better long o virus oh
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very well anyway
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obliques this is not Zee time
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but I say it appears that he is
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acquainted with those pirates oh yes
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they are old friends so we go again you
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know Cap'n since I've been a pirate I've
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really learned to swim I'm glad
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just shut up screw hands are you always
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in the board
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thanks to you my precious cargo is saved
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also our life only I show my gratitude
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well I wouldn't think you would want to
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earth market is very bad function don't
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thank us we didn't do anything
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goodbye wait perhaps you would accept
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this small bag of precious herbs from
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the mysterious Far East sure I'll give
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it to our druid they lit with him but
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like I said goodbye farewell good goals
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may to instil yourself like all her
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sheep for all cargo was a for a bag of
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useful service quite a profitable day
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glad to be getting back to go shudder
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cumulus nice and quiet they're not like
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Britain once you've gone through one of
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these campaigns huh it's easy everywhere
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else right wrong I'm stationed near a
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village in Brittany they're all a little
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crazy hapless a grand prize Sandford a
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little boat ahead no doubt some simple
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fisherman from Gaul
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give him a scare supposed to take any
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risks an armed romantic
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quickly sources nothing just focus that
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means we're approaching Britain's any
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this time we went back to our boat
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let's do is we could take this big boat
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to carry magic potion on way to Britain
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it a lot better than the nerd why we are
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quiet about the m/v oh never mind we'll
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use our boat in distress constant
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anymore
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Romans around only little me Romans not
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around what you need room no hold on
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hold on good I can't do you think any
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more rolls around always folk like G in
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Britain
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oh my goodness no we have fog only but
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it isn't raining
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they've gone away maybe they won't come
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back will repair our galley and we
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worked on we have to talk about one
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thing they're transporting a barrel of
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magic potion to Britain I know because I
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heard them we have a lot of our
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superiors turn the ship around sail the
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Britain you want to return aren't you
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exaggerating the power contained in this
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magic potion little dogmatic you're
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getting wet why don't we dig a tunnel to
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Britain that's an idea I dig over the
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hill cake ha ha ha I dig a tunnel that's
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right now I wish we could dig up
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something to keep I could eat a dozen
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wild boar I shall take it what topping
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goody the quarter treat you haven't got
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your very first meal in prison
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here we are the Jolly for homily don't
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stand in the rain you think they say
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well boy he what else
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look there that means the Jolly bull
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don't mean and dry off I failed her
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house smashingly delightful to see you
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again
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ok well dream please a gold necklace
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after it's a misspent Obelix
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could you prepare one of your
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scrumptious meal your infra Rio dreams
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ready a wizard and three cracking good
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beers never said he was going to give us
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a bar huh
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but you saw what he calls these place no
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not sure I did
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here we are said to in your first
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British beer
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I say shall I have him take the chin off
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it what say ok huh no that's right
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actually it's my speciality boiled ball
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with mint sauce bit of all right I enjoy
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jolly Poor's what you call this what's
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he jolly about the case was terrible and
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ate it as they say when in Britain do as
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if it s do don't stand on ceremony
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gentlemen I know you want more
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are they General Motors general have I
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got bad news
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why what bad news have you got that
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potion will not arrive at the rebel
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village issue orders to all of our
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patrols arrest one Britain a barrel of
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potion - Gauls pin a little dog your
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better bet drink up now in e closing
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time the Romans are rather strict about
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that
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nearly closing time pub keeper exactly
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what I was just telling you ten years
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now while we're waiting
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hey wait a minute what's in that barrel
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well in the barrel it's my that's like
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it's not mighty warm beer oh I was
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hoping it was garlic wine ha if it was
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I'd have confiscated it but a barrel of
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warm beer yeah drink it
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go ahead before it gets cold it's an
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acquired taste
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is your village much father in point of
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fact we must cross Londinium
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groans inium yes our capital old chap
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did you hear something
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[Music]
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make sure you don't laugh Oh relax
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a message from General Motors arrest two
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goals written and a little dog they got
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a barrel full of magic potion that's
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warm beer uh no thanks secure your night
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on the wagon
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you can't do this
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I guess they can
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hey buddy you're driving on the wrong
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side of the road well we are on the
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right side that's right here in Britain
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we drive on the left side of the road
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that's right on the left left right side
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and I am NOT fat understand a contrast I
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may be slightly chubby but I am NOT fat
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not at all anybody will tell you I am
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NOT fat once and for all I am NOT fat
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and what I am dying on there look where
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are they where Romans not away
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ought to be jolly finds on if it's
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properly rolled for another mm yes I
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said hey there is also give a shocking
403
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turn away I say sir would you mind
404
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awfully not treading on my long average
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Joe are you opposing the army and the
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authority I roll my lawn is smaller than
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your room is but my p.m. is considerably
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harder I think from your sternum is some
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more bad news for you general
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yes go ahead what no the Gauls have
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written the potion and the dog all
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Thunder wait where did you see him here
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in Londinium ransack the city yes
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general confiscate all barrels you
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understand yes Jenny when I catch those
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guys I'll boil them and throw them to
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the lawyer
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yes general I'll serve them with mints
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ah yes general yuck those poor lions
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because there are many patrols hide the
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wagon not to worry
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this chap is a good friend of mine knock
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knock who's there
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yes that justice fools the Suez River
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and I'll kill you if the climax with a
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fair wind blows you my way
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the town's literally crawling with the
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trolls Romans there are two goals with
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met one for carbon actually could you
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put us up uh-huh your guys goals come in
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take a load off of your feet
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welcome my name is Abel Turks but they
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call me garlic's cuz I'm from South call
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my home is in this output the bottom
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dropped out of the olive market so I
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came to learn an iam to start a little
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bit we got to top with the fact is we
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have to hide this yes then hide espero
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overeasy nothing sure what I'll put it
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down in the cellar along with my wines
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from Gaul and OneNote okay I've got a
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little wine for you today it's liquid
445
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sunshine from my neighbor joy the uncle
446
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finish but the British frigate with
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their mess crazy
448
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hey asterisk he's not going to give us
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bar with mint sauce he wouldn't do that
450
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I got genuine delicacies imported from
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Gaul wait till you see where I've got it
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this is Ali Baba's cave all fresh
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merchandise sausages right from decently
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oh good smoked ham from beyond take a
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whiff
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it's a breath from home
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hey could that be a betrayal of Roman
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Roman Patrol
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you guys look like one cat dragged in
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let's have a little dig little for car
461
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hey come on
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open all make much oh that's it at last
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what will you do it I was a heating up
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some a beer all right touch the joint we
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want three guys a barrel in a dog first
466
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direct hit start getting home didn't
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find anybody to Kurian there's a lot of
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barrels Oh confiscate all of them take
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them set up Alice I could there's so
470
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much a trouble to get all these
471
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wonderful wines in morning and what do
472
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you do you take them all away
473
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you're breaking my heart think you're in
474
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IRA sentimental about my wife
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no never see him again the gun forever
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you'll see us again
477
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it's your names on the one holding magic
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potion I only hope you aren't ID no one
479
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was up the fog wish that you stayed home
480
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I can't stand it nothing to drink well
481
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I'm a ruin no one oh no not quit there's
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still the plenty
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[Music]
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you
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[Music]
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in general all the barrels from the
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whole city there have our soldiers cased
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what's in every single one until we know
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which one of them contains the magic
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potion carry out your orders soldiers of
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route your duty is before you you drink
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you take you report anything unusual
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prepare to attack now in good order and
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discipline open power get up with frog
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advance us we have to get that barrel
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before the Romans locate the magic
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potion you sir purpose very far away oh
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no not at all just a few hundred feet or
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so he'll lose free the Romans measuring
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paces here we measure in feet
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jolly old perdition all that rot regard
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everybody sleep in actual fact that
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there are six feet in one Roman peg so
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check these protons are crazy
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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garlic's roasted garlic
510
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I had to try this let me taste that one
511
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of those oh it's mine get lost
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my mouth my bell no tasting or my
513
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backers I'll show you
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I missed anyone drinks out of mine is
515
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gonna get it cuz I am much farther I'll
516
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skip on the jump but I fear the sensors
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might make things awkward
518
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we can always bust him on here that is a
519
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,490
good idea
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are they
521
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we are the one we have come here to
522
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thank yo these are almonds are really
523
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crazy just anyone else want a start of
524
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my spell well come on Fry come on I dare
525
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you I'm your lipid champ
526
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:12,610
noria what went on here
527
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come on earth hey there you two fat guys
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come on
529
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Oh - they're not too fast guys only one
530
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and he's not fat look here Obelix
531
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bollocks bollocks they are all his
532
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barons
533
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only which is the right one let's take
534
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them and see we can't stay here it's
535
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dangerous if it's dangerous but it's
536
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good come on just me low dollars Eagles
537
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attack
538
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stop freaking sideline Publix I said do
539
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not drink that it is not good for you
540
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come pinky better
541
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never as the most important thing is not
542
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to attract any attention like that
543
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anymore but if you don't go on singing
544
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exact at every moment in the I love you
545
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I connected a many those rollers to
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shave your head of freedom agitators if
547
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you Lila yeah you have another patrol of
548
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Romans a DI all wrong at all
549
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don't talk to my friend I said don't
550
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touch them not my cherry yeah cool he
551
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could be the one we're after yeah better
552
00:43:57,950 --> 00:44:01,100
watch it
553
00:43:58,580 --> 00:44:16,610
arrest that man in the name CDOT there
554
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:27,070
we are gonna gently God how fortunate
555
00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:34,010
for an unattended party oh that's right
556
00:44:27,070 --> 00:44:36,080
I'm gonna sleep II pour over League
557
00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:39,560
drinks only go Smith yes the wine went
558
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:45,760
to his head he'll every day Oh what
559
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:45,760
what's wrong isn't that our car
560
00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:50,550
yes it is
561
00:44:48,150 --> 00:44:59,540
we'll see to that later let's get over
562
00:44:50,550 --> 00:44:59,540
leaks over to Gullickson let me out let
563
00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:42,150
your Ares your the strikes of the Roman
564
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:46,260
Arne you're nothing but barbarians
565
00:45:42,150 --> 00:45:48,900
you're a bunch of nothing when Caesar
566
00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:50,220
hears about this he'll feed all of you
567
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:55,800
to the Lions
568
00:45:50,220 --> 00:46:00,750
oh we're being fed to the Lions appalled
569
00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:01,950
you wouldn't shout yeah the only ones
570
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:04,200
that are still missing are those
571
00:46:01,950 --> 00:46:07,800
belonging to garlic's search his place
572
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:10,160
and arrest anyone there think you can do
573
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,160
that
574
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,700
[Music]
575
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:27,100
nobody no wonder there was a thirsty
576
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:29,620
head all of my sausages salted got my
577
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:32,530
smoked cured ham as well as my anchovy
578
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:34,360
so just let him sleep a little
579
00:46:32,530 --> 00:46:50,140
we'll go and look for Z cap right let's
580
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:51,940
go I've got rounded branches just until
581
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:55,650
I am dizzy and there is no sign of that
582
00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:55,650
barrel where could you I'd it
583
00:46:55,940 --> 00:47:07,550
I say coming you see what I see ah what
584
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,890
a stroke of good luck yes you're lucky
585
00:47:07,550 --> 00:47:13,660
there isn't much wine around Romans of
586
00:47:09,890 --> 00:47:13,660
chakra sake be careful little dazed
587
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:21,500
snarls castellane naturally what did you
588
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,520
think I am a wine cellar wine cellar
589
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:24,770
where did you get it
590
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,670
I mean bollocks isn't your name I have
591
00:47:24,770 --> 00:47:27,470
an excellent
592
00:47:25,670 --> 00:47:30,050
hello themselves in the factory I
593
00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:32,600
thought revealing these fellows are
594
00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:34,340
yours away thanks mr. Fiddlesticks very
595
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:37,430
probably that value is places by event
596
00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:39,230
at age 16 16 the Evangelist
597
00:47:37,430 --> 00:47:42,620
another spot of good luck it isn't all
598
00:47:39,230 --> 00:47:45,920
that far well right now we have to go
599
00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:48,980
get Obelix I say we're fighting yet it
600
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:51,160
took dear chap totally glad that I was
601
00:47:48,980 --> 00:47:56,250
let me help
602
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:58,920
[Music]
603
00:47:56,250 --> 00:48:04,620
oh it looks like an army as March
604
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:06,660
through here what it was the Roman's
605
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:08,880
research to please destroyed it they
606
00:48:06,660 --> 00:48:15,360
took Alex away with a large goal still
607
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:21,920
snoring well your present era man didn't
608
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:21,920
know or beliefs that risen early Roman
609
00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:41,100
[Music]
610
00:48:44,610 --> 00:48:48,450
[Music]
611
00:48:50,390 --> 00:48:59,250
we were in the tower of Londinium
612
00:48:55,440 --> 00:49:00,870
nobody ever escaped today none but even
613
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:01,530
if they cook us in a mint sauce I won't
614
00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:03,480
say anything
615
00:49:01,530 --> 00:49:08,310
not one word till I tell these Romans
616
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:13,460
don't worry they can attack ya oh don't
617
00:49:08,310 --> 00:49:17,490
shout it hurts - where's Asterix we
618
00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:18,050
mustn't stay here accidents going to
619
00:49:17,490 --> 00:49:22,080
worry
620
00:49:18,050 --> 00:49:24,000
he always worries about me I better go
621
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:29,160
and find out today the sooner the better
622
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:30,840
anyhow a little fresh air look kid
623
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:34,980
you're a little crazy
624
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:45,570
you forget to change you attach to this
625
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:47,640
chair if you want this nice door to stay
626
00:49:45,570 --> 00:49:50,210
the way it is open it up because we
627
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,210
leave me
628
00:49:52,750 --> 00:50:38,350
I find you let's go go where are you I'm
629
00:50:34,090 --> 00:50:52,240
John Harris today I'm coming up
630
00:50:38,350 --> 00:50:53,890
no dolly I'm coming down very
631
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:59,230
educational evaded to the tower of
632
00:50:53,890 --> 00:51:02,440
londonium wouldn't you say mother starix
633
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:05,620
I really sorry about all this you didn't
634
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:08,260
do a thing obliques nothing I'm glad he
635
00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:10,770
didn't do anything but cuz we had it
636
00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:10,770
coming
637
00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:23,140
[Music]
638
00:51:24,550 --> 00:51:32,030
what got away rock now you listen you go
639
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:32,960
and get those guys are all drowned you
640
00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:37,690
and warm here
641
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:37,690
and stop breaking all my statues
642
00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:45,380
Britain's gulls drunken gulls broken
643
00:51:43,670 --> 00:51:49,900
statues it's too much for one little
644
00:51:45,380 --> 00:51:49,900
just some days isn't worth cutting up
645
00:51:54,330 --> 00:52:00,720
[Music]
646
00:52:15,350 --> 00:52:27,420
[Music]
647
00:52:30,970 --> 00:52:34,120
[Music]
648
00:52:43,010 --> 00:53:16,610
I got a wine for you gab and the price
649
00:53:14,990 --> 00:53:17,420
is right you know what I mean and good
650
00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:19,190
deal girl
651
00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:21,320
yeah for you I'll give you the awesome
652
00:53:19,190 --> 00:53:34,130
card into the bargain can't leave Aaron
653
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:37,040
man how many was you wanted the curiam
654
00:53:34,130 --> 00:53:49,220
so we arrest them like it they're
655
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:50,840
looking for it we watch your lucky night
656
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:52,550
wait till you taste it you'll be glad
657
00:53:50,840 --> 00:54:05,510
you did business with honest video
658
00:53:52,550 --> 00:54:06,680
thanks I had quite a good day no joke
659
00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:09,170
again I'll get him
660
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:11,360
come here little dog right over here
661
00:54:09,170 --> 00:54:14,350
nice little doggie I'm gonna get rid of
662
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,350
you I'm through
663
00:54:17,390 --> 00:54:44,460
I'm glad we have the number they all
664
00:54:21,210 --> 00:54:48,660
look like mr. XVI no it is a number in
665
00:54:44,460 --> 00:54:50,790
16 that's how they write it the crazy be
666
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:53,970
Britain's they're not written their
667
00:54:50,790 --> 00:55:01,740
Roman numerals obliques huh
668
00:54:53,970 --> 00:55:04,470
I knew these the Romans are crazy I say
669
00:55:01,740 --> 00:55:06,050
if these gentlemen will doubtless
670
00:55:04,470 --> 00:55:08,490
explain their rather surprising behavior
671
00:55:06,050 --> 00:55:11,190
awfully sorry and all that appears we
672
00:55:08,490 --> 00:55:12,960
have made a slight error is this 16 in
673
00:55:11,190 --> 00:55:15,210
actual fact not quite a boy as it
674
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:17,700
happens this is 17 unfortunately one of
675
00:55:15,210 --> 00:55:19,440
the eyes dropped off what's left is 16
676
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:21,300
and there's an end to it we are so
677
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,910
awfully embarrassed this poor thing just
678
00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:27,690
isn't anterior then rather well then
679
00:55:23,910 --> 00:55:29,670
it's too low oh I say that you'll adieu
680
00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:32,070
remind me to put back that blasted eye
681
00:55:29,670 --> 00:55:34,050
there's a good girl I think I shall have
682
00:55:32,070 --> 00:55:38,810
a lovely cup of hot water with a spot of
683
00:55:34,050 --> 00:55:42,680
milk so good with our boiled meat xbi
684
00:55:38,810 --> 00:55:42,680
we're wrong again
685
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:59,280
well if you say so
686
00:55:44,340 --> 00:56:01,170
Oh dog might eat you are you all right
687
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,640
have you got barging in here the word
688
00:56:01,170 --> 00:56:03,650
have you been doing you're my little
689
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:07,520
doggy
690
00:56:03,650 --> 00:56:11,360
I usually one who stole galaxy's wine oh
691
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:11,360
no you got the wrong bloke
692
00:56:14,890 --> 00:56:27,230
and what you see no it is just one but
693
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:29,000
where is the rift my god
694
00:56:27,230 --> 00:56:31,070
have you noticed my pet hell I'm
695
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:34,550
currently noisy our neighbors are today
696
00:56:31,070 --> 00:56:35,750
most unusual wouldn't you say well can
697
00:56:34,550 --> 00:56:43,700
you hold on
698
00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:46,190
you suck you dog you know I rather hood
699
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:49,580
just making a dreadful racket
700
00:56:46,190 --> 00:56:51,170
I don't dog a dog a dog oh I say he has
701
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:53,180
made a caulking good decision very
702
00:56:51,170 --> 00:56:54,980
sporting what I'll give you a list of
703
00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:57,590
all my customers cups now you can't say
704
00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:59,810
fairer than that can you can you see you
705
00:56:57,590 --> 00:57:05,210
if you're not honest with what I sold it
706
00:56:59,810 --> 00:57:06,950
here or one idols or thief else Nima's
707
00:57:05,210 --> 00:57:10,280
the least easily calmly loading them -
708
00:57:06,950 --> 00:57:11,870
what is that quite simply Oh chef
709
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:14,680
they're playing against you're a burden
710
00:57:11,870 --> 00:57:19,580
what am i five tempted by something what
711
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:21,770
booth no do you restore go no I haven't
712
00:57:19,580 --> 00:57:25,160
got the barrel yet when they do we're
713
00:57:21,770 --> 00:57:29,650
all several up screws oh I say so
714
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:29,650
exciting what big boobs RRR aah
715
00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:43,740
as civilians they won't recognize us but
716
00:57:41,110 --> 00:57:55,180
the cooling effect respects kabillion
717
00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:58,210
yeah so tell me cousin what do they do
718
00:57:55,180 --> 00:58:00,700
in this game is it complicated quite a
719
00:57:58,210 --> 00:58:02,590
simple game really the chaps win two
720
00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:04,780
teams of 15 each and they use a jolly
721
00:58:02,590 --> 00:58:06,580
old pumpkin in the shape of an olive now
722
00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:07,570
if the object is the propely old pumpkin
723
00:58:06,580 --> 00:58:12,640
as best you can
724
00:58:07,570 --> 00:58:14,680
all the way to your opponent's go I say
725
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:16,890
the Caledonian part we are in for a
726
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,890
treat
727
00:58:17,140 --> 00:58:24,810
[Applause]
728
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:24,810
[Music]
729
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:31,570
and that's the sacred suit so call back
730
00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:56,480
oh yeah and there's the sacred head
731
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:59,840
touching what ah now he's good
732
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:02,560
I'm part he signals a tickle then they
733
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,560
stop the game
734
00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:10,910
[Applause]
735
00:59:12,450 --> 00:59:29,730
Oh Bravo not even a dollar just game we
736
00:59:18,630 --> 00:59:32,850
ought to play heat in God penalty
737
00:59:29,730 --> 00:59:35,820
unnecessary roughness rupees always
738
00:59:32,850 --> 00:59:38,120
return no he's not pretending it up for
739
00:59:35,820 --> 00:59:38,120
the count
740
00:59:39,110 --> 00:59:41,780
[Music]
741
00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:50,040
[Applause]
742
00:59:41,780 --> 00:59:54,450
look that could be key right stuff let's
743
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:56,430
go with the Forex Avenue now we will see
744
00:59:54,450 --> 00:59:59,560
if it is the magic potion
745
00:59:56,430 --> 00:59:59,560
[Music]
746
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:08,040
[Applause]
747
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:10,740
see they're like aren't you the one who
748
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:12,330
smashed in my head of my work we still
749
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:14,940
lose our heads off I di
750
01:00:12,330 --> 01:00:19,080
it's not whether you win it's how you
751
01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:21,470
play the game energy quotient
752
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,470
let's go
753
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,770
[Applause]
754
01:00:26,890 --> 01:00:37,840
[Applause]
755
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:52,720
the x-men Storify good chap I say now
756
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:54,250
he'll fight for the convention and what
757
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:56,590
are you doing down here
758
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:58,730
I got hit by this this that's one crazy
759
01:00:56,590 --> 01:01:02,680
bird
760
01:00:58,730 --> 01:01:02,680
[Applause]
761
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:16,400
please remember this civilian post
762
01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:19,160
Apophis - I love Isaac Sarah no no we
763
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:27,200
need you for the players answers I see
764
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:32,470
the patina Romans a overly yeah stop
765
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:32,470
that blog hey don't stand a chance
766
01:01:33,110 --> 01:01:39,320
[Applause]
767
01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:46,940
bring back my bowl over little boy might
768
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,990
I suggest you return the pumpkin so they
769
01:01:46,940 --> 01:01:50,570
can get on with it
770
01:01:47,990 --> 01:01:54,870
do I have to afraid
771
01:01:50,570 --> 01:01:54,870
[Applause]
772
01:01:55,440 --> 01:02:01,460
[Music]
773
01:02:02,830 --> 01:02:24,550
Oh what frightfully good luck chef in an
774
01:02:16,450 --> 01:02:26,020
hour which will be in my village hey
775
01:02:24,550 --> 01:02:32,140
that's sweet
776
01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:34,720
a Roman galley would it I think you've
777
01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:36,130
got one option left surrender we will
778
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:47,350
liver cylinder
779
01:02:36,130 --> 01:03:19,000
no only casts the first stone good shot
780
01:02:47,350 --> 01:03:21,750
you hit the barrel you have I got good
781
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,750
news for you
782
01:03:22,350 --> 01:03:26,680
the potion has been destroyed all of it
783
01:03:25,150 --> 01:03:31,380
in the river and we've drowned all of
784
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:33,970
them sir a blast success that's splendid
785
01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:39,250
footballer of course this ridiculous at
786
01:03:33,970 --> 01:03:42,000
once oh yeah we attack that village
787
01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:42,000
tomorrow at dawn
788
01:03:58,650 --> 01:04:08,320
this time the Romans win I guess sure
789
01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:10,120
why's your back Roman or two I say all
790
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,670
this is just a bit unfortunate to my
791
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:15,640
village isn't it
792
01:04:11,670 --> 01:04:17,410
city even if we don't have our magic
793
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:19,890
potion we can still defend your village
794
01:04:17,410 --> 01:04:28,600
against the legions the Romans right
795
01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:31,180
look now I'm talking like you it just
796
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,250
doesn't seem fair to get so close after
797
01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:35,290
all we've been through all our
798
01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:40,800
adventures Romans are pirates and
799
01:04:35,290 --> 01:04:45,270
Phoenicians and Oliver nothing wait
800
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:47,980
informations I have an idea what is that
801
01:04:45,270 --> 01:04:50,160
to reveal a squid there is no time to
802
01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:50,160
lose
803
01:04:58,410 --> 01:05:03,780
Romans will be attacking any moment now
804
01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:06,720
and still no word from anticlimax it's
805
01:05:03,780 --> 01:05:15,800
getting serious oh oh we're lost
806
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:22,620
oh I say Shh
807
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:24,830
dogmatic you be quiet now Oh who goes
808
01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:24,830
there
809
01:05:25,850 --> 01:05:31,560
will die sword in hand with a smile your
810
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:37,140
little girl right
811
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:39,270
hello eleven there anticlimax open
812
01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:42,330
beside myself with worry I can't tell
813
01:05:39,270 --> 01:05:44,880
you how glad I am dear dad welcome back
814
01:05:42,330 --> 01:05:47,370
actually I rather glad to be back el
815
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:52,620
chief always longer carry away have you
816
01:05:47,370 --> 01:05:56,490
got the potion right here I will make
817
01:05:52,620 --> 01:06:00,870
you just Oh splendid good show I shall
818
01:05:56,490 --> 01:06:03,570
go on a simple verb in neck fat come we
819
01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:06,060
haven't got good you make it can you
820
01:06:03,570 --> 01:06:08,370
make the magic potion boy see you will
821
01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:09,530
use these oriental hurts I will explain
822
01:06:08,370 --> 01:06:12,270
it all later
823
01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:15,420
now obliques go get some hot water
824
01:06:12,270 --> 01:06:17,910
that's right girl tell me anything or
825
01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:36,930
before touching occurring get this
826
01:06:17,910 --> 01:06:39,240
ganging legionaries attention our
827
01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:42,120
enemies have lost their secret weapon
828
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:45,060
the magic potion the Gauls will not
829
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:49,410
assist them now we will face absolutely
830
01:06:45,060 --> 01:06:52,700
no danger it'll be a real pleasure we'll
831
01:06:49,410 --> 01:06:52,700
enjoy this one gotcha
832
01:06:55,830 --> 01:07:13,930
well I guess it's ready I can honestly
833
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:15,970
say that it's delicious ah ha ha now
834
01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:18,990
when it only sit back and wait for the
835
01:07:15,970 --> 01:07:18,990
Romans to attack
836
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:33,870
okay would you mind awfully for headers
837
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:39,700
full of milk in my potion legionaries
838
01:07:33,870 --> 01:07:41,200
for masks we're ready to attack form a
839
01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:43,400
triangle
840
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:46,300
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841
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,300
what
842
01:07:46,740 --> 01:08:04,620
[Music]
843
01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:09,240
we're here um um along with our magic
844
01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:11,700
potion hey who said you could go into a
845
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:13,770
circle he says they got the magic potion
846
01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:16,200
ring with their light and they're crazy
847
01:08:13,770 --> 01:08:17,940
these all the loonies after exploiters
848
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:19,680
heat talk I don't like fighting when we
849
01:08:17,940 --> 01:08:21,870
win but this is ridiculous
850
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,910
these must be cooked with tiny little
851
01:08:21,870 --> 01:08:25,830
slices of cured bacon Holly don't use
852
01:08:23,910 --> 01:08:28,220
too much secret doubt then wouldn't even
853
01:08:25,830 --> 01:08:31,200
that's all now cut that out
854
01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:35,520
prepare you heard him
855
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:39,240
attack obey your chief go on talk come
856
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:43,200
on attack you do not attack us then we
857
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:46,620
will travel yeah I know when I got so
858
01:08:43,200 --> 01:09:04,380
first they're coming is it too late to
859
01:08:46,620 --> 01:09:06,000
get a transfer reenlist they told me a
860
01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:11,250
chance to see the world all I see is
861
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:13,700
stars uh-huh you're a disgrace veni vidi
862
01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:13,700
Phooey
863
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:19,860
thanks to you my friends with us tricks
864
01:09:17,610 --> 01:09:21,990
and a magical potion we beat them at
865
01:09:19,860 --> 01:09:25,830
their own game well you know it wasn't
866
01:09:21,990 --> 01:09:28,890
exactly genuine magic potion hmm I
867
01:09:25,830 --> 01:09:31,440
rather force oh yes but all my warriors
868
01:09:28,890 --> 01:09:33,960
felt strong as gods and that's real
869
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:35,850
courage send me some more of those
870
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:39,090
delicious herbs old fellow I will
871
01:09:35,850 --> 01:09:41,790
declare it our national beverage I say
872
01:09:39,090 --> 01:09:42,960
we don't go yet we'll hold a feast in
873
01:09:41,790 --> 01:09:46,020
your honor but they're all our
874
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:48,450
speciality is quite with mint sauce and
875
01:09:46,020 --> 01:09:52,010
we'll have barrels of beer and all of it
876
01:09:48,450 --> 01:09:52,010
nicely heated please just
877
01:09:53,780 --> 01:09:58,410
thank you we would like to stay for the
878
01:09:56,040 --> 01:10:02,760
feast only he's too hungry come over and
879
01:09:58,410 --> 01:10:05,700
see yes the overly explain for me I say
880
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:08,510
that's what I call God only natural of
881
01:10:05,700 --> 01:10:08,510
course they are goals
882
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:16,790
hey there throw ball our goal anyway
883
01:10:13,190 --> 01:10:22,040
they're coming so fast we go film their
884
01:10:16,790 --> 01:10:26,000
song go there's gold you say actually
885
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:28,400
what is that pirate captain doing this
886
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:36,330
time I won you're too late to sink my
887
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:47,950
ship half desire it's a crazy
888
01:10:36,330 --> 01:10:47,950
[Music]
889
01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:05,830
I see so you you gave them something hot
890
01:11:02,980 --> 01:11:09,460
yes I did it with that Phoenician herb
891
01:11:05,830 --> 01:11:12,760
and I still got some George Jetson have
892
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:16,330
you ever seen that huh oh yes it's
893
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:19,390
called a tea Oh it'll never catch on
894
01:11:16,330 --> 01:11:30,540
he's English oh no these are written
895
01:11:19,390 --> 01:11:32,160
[Music]
896
01:11:30,540 --> 01:12:02,760
yes
897
01:11:32,160 --> 01:12:02,760
[Music]
898
01:12:03,150 --> 01:13:07,050
to give blackjack
899
01:12:06,780 --> 01:13:07,050
[Music]
900
01:13:09,260 --> 01:14:02,280
[Music]
901
01:13:55,200 --> 01:14:41,510
sorry to give you flak jacket
902
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:41,510
[Music]
903
01:14:44,880 --> 01:15:02,560
[Music]
904
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:36,650
[Music]
905
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:45,450
[Music]
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