All language subtitles for House, M.D. S07E02 Selfish (1080p x265 10bit Joy)

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian Download
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 2 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,576 Let's hear it for Della Cart. 3 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:51,509 Dude, your sister kicks serious ass. 4 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:53,781 Competed in the boys' league this year. 5 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,219 Kicked their asses, too. 6 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:01,595 Nice job, Del. You... 7 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,342 I went faster on the 50-50. You were right. 8 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,770 All right. Who wants next? 9 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,962 Yeah, yeah, I'm a little biased. 10 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:25,341 Custom decks. Start the bidding at 400 bucks. 11 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,430 Trust me, the kids'll force their parents to buy them. 12 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,013 You got to see this. 13 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,132 You made a great event today, hon. 14 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:41,693 Fast enough for you? 15 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,294 I'm already in a wheelchair, what are you so afraid of? 16 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,272 All right! 17 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:50,934 That wasn't what I meant! 18 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:58,281 Della? You okay? 19 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,383 Mom, Dad! 20 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,497 We got to stop parking like this. People are gonna talk. 21 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:54,297 Well, that's why I plan on doing some talking first. 22 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:58,778 I want us to formally report our relationship to Human Resources. 23 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,747 Okay. You get them, I'll cover everybody else. 24 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:05,418 I would appreciate it if we could keep it quiet until we had that meeting. 25 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,430 It's gonna be hard with me grabbing your ass all day. 26 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:08,922 Grabbing stops at the threshold. 27 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,285 Of the parking garage. 28 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:15,021 Handicapped plates. I get special access. 29 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,597 I just don't want our relationship affecting our jobs. 30 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,695 Or the other way around. 31 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:32,203 Why, Dr. Cuddy, how was your weekend? 32 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,108 I got a call about a case for you. 33 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:39,983 14-year-old. EMTs think her heart stopped while she... 34 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,544 Sounds great. 35 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,521 You haven't seen it yet. 36 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,216 I sense something fascinating about it. 37 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,617 I'm gonna get us in to see HR this afternoon. 38 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,629 Think you can hold your tongue till then? 39 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,191 Mom! 40 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:53,890 Fine. 41 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,320 People are gonna know soon enough. 42 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,462 I think I can hold it till lunch. 43 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,576 I'm seeing Cuddy. 44 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,714 Generally without her clothes on. 45 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:17,650 Use your imagination. Hope it's got a wide-angle lens. 46 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,591 You don't actually need that. 47 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,839 I'm gonna go check my office for whoopee cushions. 48 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,195 This is not a prank. 49 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,755 This is not me walking out the door. 50 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,670 Really? You and Cuddy? 51 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,163 For reals. 52 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,432 Foreman can translate. 53 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:34,599 So, junior miss everything. 54 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:38,770 Skateboarder, basketballer, science clubber, seal clubber. 55 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,979 I'm actually guessing with that last one. 56 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,209 Healthy one day, heart arrhythmia the next. 57 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,979 Are you sure it's a good idea to be 58 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,713 yanking on the chain of command? 59 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,187 Way to go, House. 60 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,175 I'm surprised you two didn't get together sooner. 61 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:52,658 EKG, echo and head CT are all spotless. 62 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,456 There's nothing on her neurological exam. 63 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:58,191 Interesting. In favor, indignant, indifferent. 64 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,129 I think I'd like the female perspective. 65 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,064 Or Thirteen's. Where is she? 66 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,135 She's gone. 67 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,228 She said was taking a leave of absence, 68 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,434 wanted us to think it was for a Huntington's study in Rome. 69 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:09,619 They've never heard of her. 70 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,154 Cell and home phone are disconnected, 71 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:12,703 apartment's already been vacated. 72 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,743 And what's with the death's head cane? 73 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,945 They didn't have a death's ass cane in my size. 74 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,115 I guess we'll just have to wait. 75 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,791 Conditions that cause intermittent heart arrhythmias. Taub? 76 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,953 Three years you've been trying to game out Thirteen. Now you don't care? 77 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,894 Sorry, not caring about Thirteen is not 78 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,829 part of the differential for heart arrhythmia. 79 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,477 But you do get a home version of the game. 80 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,596 Patient's brother has severe congenital muscular dystrophy. 81 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:41,164 Life expectancy of about 25. If she's had a latent case of it... 82 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,243 Wouldn't be sudden-onset. Foreman? 83 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,888 Do you know something about Thirteen that we don't? 84 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:49,405 She's entitled to her privacy. Just as I'm entitled to a diagnosis. 85 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,143 And you're glossing over Thirteen's departure 86 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,811 because you actually respect somebody's privacy. 87 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:57,083 I agree. It's weird of me not to care. 88 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,023 So either I'm a changed man because of Cuddy, 89 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:00,503 or I'm pretending to be a changed man 90 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,838 because I do know something about Thirteen 91 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,139 and I'm trying to throw you off the scent, 92 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,403 or I've just gone nutty-bananas because I lost a patient. 93 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:08,764 All of which you are free to discuss after I get a diagnosis. 94 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,428 If it's long QT syndrome, 95 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:13,482 any startling stimulus in that skate park could've triggered the arrhythmia. 96 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:14,974 Loud noise, flashing lights. 97 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,601 Scare the patient to death to confirm long QT. 98 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,545 Fine. If you insist, do it in a room with one of those thingamabobs 99 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:24,930 that brings people back to life. 100 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,188 Scare test is insane. 101 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,814 The scare test is legitimate, simulates real-world conditions. 102 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,860 This fling with Cuddy's insane. 103 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,689 Flare gun? Scary enough? 104 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,114 How about just telling her we're planning this stupid test? 105 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,375 And I'm hoping House and Cuddy are more than just a fling. 106 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,644 It's clearly mellowed him out. He didn't even care about Thirteen. 107 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:44,588 Right, the guy who ordered us to stop the patient's heart is mellowed out. 108 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,630 It's gonna be horrible, because it's doomed. 109 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,906 Which is just gonna make House 50 times more of a crank. 110 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,408 Firecrackers. We can hide them under 111 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:54,004 one of those covered food trays. 112 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,313 Find any itching powder in your hanky? 113 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,220 Any fake poo in your desk drawer? 114 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,417 Yes, the lack of dime-store pranks 115 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,688 is proof that you're actually dating Cuddy 116 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,801 and not just mocking me for being worried about you. 117 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,237 What do I have to do to prove this to you? 118 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,368 Tattoo a cane on her inner thigh? 119 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,266 Tattoo her inner thigh on my cane? 120 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,372 You told everybody, didn't you? 121 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,839 Repeatedly. 122 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:22,585 This one's not buying it. Need a little help. 123 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,907 I'm not selling it. 124 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:27,412 And it's time for our meeting at Human Resources. 125 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:30,416 Human Resources. Now why would I need to go to Human Resources? 126 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,142 House, you've been to Human Resources 127 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,016 74 times in the last six weeks. 128 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,888 Never after doing this. 129 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,117 Well, I'm convinced. 130 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,922 Come on, one peck. Just enough to arouse him a little. 131 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,628 Hey, I'm not even... 132 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,029 I didn't mean you. 133 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,328 If I confirm it, can we leave? 134 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,459 Yes. 135 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:51,136 It's true. 136 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,787 I've been more passionate with my great-aunt. 137 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,780 Mabel? Up high. 138 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:10,353 Are we done here? 139 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,799 She didn't even ask me to cough. 140 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,203 I think you straightened out my limp a little. 141 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:29,598 Now, how would you describe the exact nature of the relationship? 142 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,877 Have you ever seen Wild Kingdom? 143 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:35,482 Those insects that rip their partners' heads off after copulating. 144 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,649 It's a sexual relationship. 145 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,993 Go slowly now. He's writing it down. 146 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:55,296 I believe that I can still supervise Dr. House effectively, 147 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:58,270 but we both want to follow hospital policy to the letter. 148 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:02,002 Our concern is to make sure that there's no conflict of interest, 149 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:04,270 no liability for the hospital... 150 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,336 You think we're gonna sue if things go south? 151 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,176 Let me tell you, she actually does go... 152 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,476 House. 153 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,281 Let him talk. 154 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,787 I know that you're not going to sue, 155 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:19,121 because you are both going to sign love contracts, 156 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,952 consensual relationship agreements. 157 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,996 Well, obviously outside counsel will have 158 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,329 to review the crotchless undies clause. 159 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:32,666 We'll also need to watch for any favoritism toward Dr. House. 160 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,273 Does that mean she has to sleep with everyone? 161 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:38,539 I promise not to give him a raise or a promotion of any kind. 162 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:41,137 There's got to be a joke there about keeping up with inflation. 163 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:44,146 Or bias against him. 164 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,277 Are there any supervisory issues 165 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:49,788 with Dr. House's current caseload? 166 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,381 Nope. Current case is solved. 167 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,460 Patient has long QT, we're gonna scare her 168 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,290 into a cardiac arrest to confirm. 169 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,556 No, we're not. 170 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,359 Okay. No, we're not. 171 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,194 See? Everything is under control. 172 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,197 I know you're still planning your ridiculous scare test. 173 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,774 But the patient is nowhere near 174 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,673 sick enough to justify the risk. 175 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:14,407 An angiogram and an EP study are much safer, and very effective. 176 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,484 Fair point. I'm not doing the scare test. 177 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,915 I'd invite you to watch me not doing the test, 178 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,600 but having not done it many times before, 179 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,525 trust me, it's pretty not interesting. 180 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,994 House? Scare test was not approved. 181 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,934 Do an angio and an EP study instead. 182 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,992 First of all, that's not as effective as... 183 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,673 How come you're not doing the more specialized test? 184 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,011 This test is virtually just as effective. 185 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,574 And Dr. House puts a premium on patients' safety. 186 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,346 But frequently changes his mind? 187 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,885 Hugo, give him a break. I'm fine. 188 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,733 You should go to the bathroom before we go. 189 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,437 We've been hydrating you for quite a while. 190 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,787 I don't have to pee. 191 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,023 Once we start the test, you won't be able to move for at least an hour. 192 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,124 I really don't have to pee. 193 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,700 How much fluid have we given her? 194 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,394 2.5 liters. 195 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,948 When's the last time you went to the bathroom? 196 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:14,440 Last night, I guess. 197 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,371 What does that mean? 198 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,240 Your daughter's kidneys seem to be failing. 199 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:29,417 So what could cause her heart to stop, and her urine not to drop? 200 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,516 House, I was expecting your relationship with Cuddy 201 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,424 to complicate our work long-term. 202 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:39,124 I am now concerned it might be affecting us short-term. 203 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,291 All due respect. 204 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:41,525 None taken. 205 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,405 I listen to Cuddy all the time. She's my boss. Also yours, by the way. 206 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,431 You'd listen, then tell her she's being an idiot, and do whatever you want. 207 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,966 I find I can skip the idiot part when she's not being an idiot. 208 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,080 And since the scare test would've led to this same dead end, 209 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,345 she was right to stop it. Which means your problem's about you. 210 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,343 This should be interesting. 211 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,910 Losers love company. 212 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:05,185 And if even a misanthrope like me has a chance at happiness, 213 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,227 it's gonna be pretty lonely on that landfill 214 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,194 of loser-dom you call a marriage. 215 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,694 Heart, kidneys, go. 216 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,626 Could be Fabry disease. Lipid deposition in her tissues. 217 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,759 Dad's history was clean. 218 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:20,067 What about protein deposits? They wouldn't show in her parents' history. 219 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,638 Amyloidosis. Explains both the symptoms. 220 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,268 Marrow transplant to treat. 221 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,812 Her brother's a match. 222 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,575 Confirm and do. 223 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,046 I've been experiencing fatigue and weakness. 224 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:40,560 Wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you're 102 years old? 225 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,596 Usually he's strong as an ox. 226 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,823 102-year-old ox. 227 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,059 He has tingling in his feet and his legs. 228 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,125 I want a full battery of tests. 229 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,226 Carbon dating? 230 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,772 I'll pay cash if it's not covered. 231 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,399 It's nice of you to float your friend... 232 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:59,105 He's not my friend, he's my father. He's 22 years older than me. 233 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:02,614 Well, if that's true, he's definitely had his jowls done. 234 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,917 Statistically, if he didn't have these symptoms, 235 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,885 he'd be like most people of his age, 236 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,785 dead for the past several decades. 237 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,346 Do the tests, I'm sick. 238 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,448 You have a bad case of natural causes. 239 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,458 Do the damn tests. 240 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:20,756 If the vial fills with sand, we take that as a bad sign. 241 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,330 Hugo should be here. Why'd you ask him to leave? 242 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,167 We wanted to be able to discuss this openly. 243 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,036 But it obviously affects him. 244 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,336 Honey, let the doctor finish. 245 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,586 It's a standard procedure. 246 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,375 We use general anesthesia, harvest a very small amount of his... 247 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,710 No. I'm not taking my brother's marrow. 248 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:36,841 Del, it's... 249 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,848 These harvests are harmless. 250 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,318 With the meds we give, there's almost no pain, 251 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,356 almost no risk of infection... Almost? 252 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,225 His life's hard enough as it is. 253 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,991 Small problem with the treatment. 254 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,228 Patient won't take marrow from steel wheels? 255 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,069 We're finding another match. And how do you know? 256 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,470 What other problem could there be with a problem-free procedure? 257 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,509 Boys' sports, science club. She's living his life, not hers. 258 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,836 Makes sense she's being a self-denying moron. 259 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:10,213 She loves her brother, she's thinking selflessly. How is that at all... 260 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,878 Moronic? Hmm. If I could only think of a harm-free medical treatment 261 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,010 she'd turned down lately. 262 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,632 You're right. If everyone were more selfish, 263 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,090 the world would be a better place. 264 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,652 See? I can skip the idiot part when you're not being an idiot. 265 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,923 Yeah, I had that same facial expression for the first 48 hours. 266 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:31,535 Had another one, too, but only for 15 seconds at a time. 267 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:35,200 I'm happy for you. You're happy for you. This is huge. 268 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,941 So who's gonna supervise you? 269 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,341 Cuddy. 270 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,310 I guess maybe that can work. 271 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,675 Maybe? Nothing's changed. 272 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:47,076 You showed up for clinic hours, voluntarily. 273 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,916 Fine, a little bit has changed. 274 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,889 House, everything's changed. You're sleeping together. 275 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,983 You want something from her besides 276 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,325 sign-off on scaring your patient to death. 277 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,420 You talked to Taub. 278 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,999 He's worried about you. He's a jerk. 279 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,259 I'm worried, too. 280 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,358 Do I need to say it? 281 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,227 I want this to work. 282 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,269 I'm not doing anything differently. 283 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,705 She changed my mind about one diagnostic test. 284 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,607 And she was right. 285 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,606 Even though it's your emotional default, stop worrying. 286 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,411 I can handle it. 287 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,043 I hear you're a pretty fierce skateboarder. 288 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,787 I do okay. 289 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,255 All your activities, don't they seem 290 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:29,056 like things a 16-year-old boy would do? 291 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,964 Some people might think you're trying to live his life for him. 292 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,426 I am. 293 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,031 Sort of. 294 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,096 I got into skateboarding when some of Hugo's classmates did, 295 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,937 and he realized he could never do it. 296 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:47,270 It's the same with a lot of things. We live through it together. 297 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:52,579 And you're not worried you're being selfless to the point of self-denial? 298 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,489 You've never been inspired by someone? 299 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,223 Why don't you take your pills. 300 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,157 Need some help in here. 301 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,292 Hemothorax, we need to bronch her now. 302 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,960 Clear an OR. She's drowning in her own blood. 303 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,231 It's not amyloidosis. 304 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,982 She's bleeding to death, out of her lung. 305 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,678 I want to fill a quarter of it with foam. 306 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,186 That'd stop the bleeding, all right. 307 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,183 Thought it made more sense than diet and exercise. 308 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,283 And if she doesn't have enough lung function left, you'll have killed her. 309 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,125 The only alternative is slowly suturing the lung, 310 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,755 hoping the bleeding stops in time 311 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,356 and she doesn't die on her own. 312 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,658 But we would walk away with clean hands. 313 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,896 Except for all the blood. 314 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,842 You're right. Faster and riskier is better. Foam the lung. 315 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,853 You got a green light? 316 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,393 No. Suture the lung. 317 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,921 Scalpel, rib spreader. 318 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,066 I can't handle it. 319 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,873 What happened? 320 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,172 She said yes, I heard no. 321 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,777 But I didn't actually hear no. 322 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,872 I just was sure that's what she meant. 323 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,177 The way she tilted her head and half-arched her eyebrow. 324 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,379 But what do I even care what she meant? 325 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,220 She said yes, that's all that matters. 326 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,556 I'm screwing this up. 327 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,398 It's not completely bad, House. 328 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:48,229 You care enough to pull your punches. That's not a bad thing. 329 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,031 But you and Cuddy have got to figure out 330 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,764 a way of avoiding this problem. 331 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,139 Set some ground rules. 332 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,304 Yeah. I have to avoid this problem. 333 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,643 If I can restrict our interactions 334 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,479 to places where neither of us are wearing pants. 335 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,953 Yeah. That's not avoiding the problem, that's avoiding the issue. 336 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,320 Since avoidance is my plan for dealing with the issue, 337 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,157 technically, that's not avoiding it. 338 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,328 Thanks. No problem. 339 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,499 The stitching worked. This time. 340 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,799 No guarantee bowing to Cuddy'll work next time. 341 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:32,111 Heart arrhythmia, kidney failure, and now a bleeding lung... 342 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,922 I don't want to criticize your girlfriend, but... 343 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,075 Hey, you've been on me for years to respect someone's opinion. 344 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,595 Just because I had to go outside this group to find one I respect... 345 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,487 Multi-system involvement centered in the lung. Sarcoidosis. 346 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:43,988 Doesn't explain the hemothorax. 347 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,986 TB can infect all three organs. 348 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,045 Skin test was negative. What about Goodpasture's? 349 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,624 Affects the lungs, kidneys. 350 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,923 And autoimmune explains the out-of-the-blue arrhythmia. 351 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,162 Goodpasture's it is. 352 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,965 Immunosuppressants and plasmapheresis to treat, 353 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,299 kidney biopsy to confirm. 354 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:11,673 Dr. House! 355 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,646 Don't tell me. 356 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,484 Your father's hairline is receding and he needs more tests. 357 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,953 He's 102, his next test is an autopsy. 358 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,931 Look, I love the old man, but I've got to get him out of the damn house. 359 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,100 He can't do anything without me. 360 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:30,636 He needs to be in a care facility. 361 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,399 So tell him. He's a big boy now. 362 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:33,598 I can't. 363 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:38,373 I'm his whole life. But if it comes from a doctor... 364 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,843 That's very generous. 365 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,385 When you were 30. 366 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,785 Pretend to run the tests. 367 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:57,793 And then tell him he can't live with me anymore. 368 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,970 I didn't run into you all afternoon. 369 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:12,606 I missed you. 370 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:13,907 Busy day. 371 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,182 Maybe we should plan on lunch tomorrow. 372 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,388 Problem is, at lunch you tend to wear tops. 373 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,359 This is much better. 374 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:45,209 Cuddy and I are naked. So I'm having trouble focusing. 375 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,438 Use small words. 376 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,706 Kidney biopsy was clean, 377 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,772 so we re-checked a piece of her lung from the OR. 378 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,716 You lost me. Sorry, who is this calling again? 379 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,896 It's not Goodpasture's. 380 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,912 There's intimal thickening of the blood vessels. 381 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,787 And lymphocytic infiltrate. We tested for LAM, it's positive. 382 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,293 Plus her lung's fried. She needs a donor lung to live. 383 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,386 Which is the only treatment for LAM anyway. 384 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,974 Taub's gone to the transplant committee. 385 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,364 They may have found a donor lung. 386 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,563 So this call is purely expositional? 387 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,704 We should really get dressed. I told the nanny I'd be home by 9:00. 388 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:22,305 And I slipped the nanny 40 bucks, told her to stay till 10:00. 389 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:23,982 Really? 390 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,312 Really. 391 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,766 Good news. 392 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,270 Surgery was uneventful. 393 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:51,571 But the donor lung started failing about an hour into recovery. 394 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,840 We know we're right about LAM, tests confirmed it. 395 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,437 Well, that leaves us with two options. 396 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,243 Her body is rejecting the new lung, 397 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,909 or we should've rejected the new lung 398 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,179 because it's infected. 399 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,652 Let's biopsy, see which one it is. 400 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,848 No guarantee we'd hit the affected spot. 401 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,482 If we give steroids for rejection, it'd make an infection worse. 402 00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:09,112 If we give antibiotics for infection, it'd make rejection worse. 403 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,027 Which worse is worse? 404 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,842 If we treat her for infection and we're wrong, she'll be dead within hours. 405 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,666 And if we treat for rejection and we're wrong? 406 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,464 She'll probably hang on a day or two. 407 00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:20,597 You're assuming her rejection's hyperacute. Odds are it isn't. 408 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,441 Got to head off the worst worse first. 409 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,640 I studied under Dr. Seuss. 410 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,840 Start with IV methylprednisolone for hyperacute rejection. 411 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:33,044 If that fails, we'll switch her to broad-spectrum antibiotics, 412 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,485 and hope we're not too late. 413 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,524 Cat got your legs? 414 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:44,892 We just decided to give meds that could kill the patient, based on a guess. 415 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,556 You need approval from Cuddy. 416 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:48,109 And she'll want to take the safer course. 417 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,329 And you're gonna fold like an origami crane. 418 00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:54,066 So I'll just wait here until we get our actual orders. 419 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,504 Fine. You do it. 420 00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:01,411 Tell her she's being an idiot for always choosing the safer course. 421 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:04,574 She's sitting on her ample, if well-formed, bureaucratic ass 422 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,151 while our patient's dying. 423 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,016 We'll see who folds like an origami shrimp. 424 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,750 You want me to get Cuddy's approval? 425 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,356 I've gotta be somewhere important. 426 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:13,722 Sitting at your desk? 427 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:15,758 I'm running late. 428 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,371 Forget the tests. 429 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,506 I think junior might have a few words to say about that. 430 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,075 I love him but he can't let go. 431 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:43,712 40 bucks says he can. 432 00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:48,591 I can't do anything without him helping me like I'm senile. 433 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,563 If I go back there, I'm gonna rip his throat out. 434 00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,859 You sure you won't warm up to him over time? 435 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:00,866 Skip the blood work. 436 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:05,570 Tell my son it's grim news, I need to be in a nursing home. 437 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,307 A private room. 438 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:10,443 Make it a suite. 439 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,312 It'll be our little secret. 440 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:18,115 I sit around on my "bureaucratic ass"? 441 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,555 I was relaying your words. 442 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,754 I said "well-formed." I said "well-formed"! 443 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,743 What were you... I needed to be aggressive. 444 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,126 You're an idiot. 445 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,743 She was siding with Foreman's analysis. 446 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,828 The odds are against it being hyperacute rejection... 447 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:33,098 Stop. 448 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:37,674 I agree with you. That was our analysis from the start. 449 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:42,137 If you've got a problem with a team decision, you come to me. 450 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,442 I'm sorry. I'll deal with him later. 451 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:48,152 I said "well-formed." 452 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:59,155 People who have not seen Cuddy naked should not throw stones. 453 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,959 She does have great cans. 454 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,998 Cuddy has House on such a short leash, 455 00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:07,869 she might as well start giving him chew-toys. 456 00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:10,841 Let's give the antibiotics at least another hour. 457 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:13,708 Amazing. And House hasn't given you one ounce of grief 458 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:16,145 for your complete lack of interest in his love life. 459 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:18,878 Did it ever occur to you that House is just happy, 460 00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:21,463 and could give a crap about other people's lives because of it? 461 00:25:21,487 --> 00:25:24,457 Well, that's ironic and depressing. 462 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,890 And by that logic, the reason you don't 463 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,951 give a crap is because you're happy. 464 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:32,692 Which means you've got someone new giving you chew-toys. 465 00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:34,491 You're one-fourth right. 466 00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:36,967 Wait. Are you saying... 467 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:39,965 You're dating four women? 468 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:48,579 BP's dropping. Means the antibiotics aren't working. 469 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:49,807 Put her in Trendelenburg. 470 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:51,374 Can we save the lung? 471 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,437 Believe it or not, we've got a better chance now. 472 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,452 This means it's rejection, not infection. 473 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,750 We'll start her on IV methylprednisolone right away. 474 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:08,995 Wow. You hate salad. She's really got you tied up in knots. 475 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,902 I caved. Through an intermediary. 476 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,067 I need a plan C. 477 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:18,677 What you need is a plan that you actually develop with Cuddy. 478 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,406 Antibiotics didn't work. And then steroids didn't work. 479 00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:27,076 Her new lung's ruined and it's not rejection or infection. 480 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,914 The only two options were wrong. 481 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,114 Unless it's not LAM. 482 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,723 It is LAM, the test was positive. 483 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:34,292 Then the test had to be wrong. 484 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,621 Deep fryer's working again. 485 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,460 Still working on that? 486 00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:43,400 That was here when I sat down. I need to think. 487 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,461 I want to make sure you're trying everything to save my sister. 488 00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:20,465 Everything. That must be it. 489 00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:23,302 See, I thought you guys checked the box marked, 490 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:25,001 "Try every other thing." 491 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:27,443 I'm the one that's supposed to die first. 492 00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:29,482 I'm the damaged one, not her. 493 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:31,172 She never even gets a cold. 494 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,478 Damage has a way of spreading to everyone around you. 495 00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,745 For example, your obvious emotional damage 496 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,915 is now making me have a philosophical conversation, 497 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,515 instead of dealing with your sister. 498 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:42,359 See how that might be damaging? 499 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,162 Never? 500 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,053 When's the last time you had a cold? 501 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,977 Any minor aches, swelling, anything? 502 00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:04,044 It's been years. She never gets colds. 503 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:06,516 I didn't ask when's the last time she mentioned it, 504 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,611 I asked when she had one, even a tiny one. 505 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:13,989 It's nothing. Sometimes my ears ache a little. 506 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,352 So now tell me the rest of the nothing. 507 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:23,964 My chest, soreness, some congestion... 508 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,694 You never said anything about that. 509 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:29,968 I barely noticed it until that skateboarding tournament in Denver. 510 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,066 How long ago? 511 00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:33,507 A year? 512 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:37,909 Cold's nothing. When I think of what Hugo goes through every day... 513 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:42,078 Yeah, we get it. Your brother, the saint, his sister, the martyr. 514 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:48,718 Thank God you followed me. 515 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:50,667 Now you can go back to the transplant committee 516 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,062 while I get confirmation. 517 00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:53,223 Confirmation of what? 518 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,597 What causes low-level cold symptoms for a year, 519 00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:58,000 can ruin two lungs, is immune to drug therapies 520 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,699 and gets worse in cities nicknamed Mile-High? 521 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:02,001 A clotting disorder? 522 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,975 She has a nasty case of sickle cell trait. 523 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,874 Her heart arrhythmia wasn't sudden at all. 524 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:08,243 The screwed up blood cells screwed up the blood vessels, 525 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:11,181 which gave us the screwed up positive for LAM. 526 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,185 If she'd told us about her symptoms sooner, 527 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,186 like, ever, she might not be dying. 528 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:16,346 You were right after all. 529 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,445 I never said sickle... 530 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:21,550 If everyone were more selfish, the world would be a better place. 531 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,426 So she's gonna die. 532 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:28,795 Unless we can find... 533 00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:30,199 She burned through one donor lung, 534 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,795 transplant committee's never gonna give her a second one. 535 00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:36,103 Well, then, I guess you're right again. 536 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,908 Unless we don't need their approval. 537 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,926 You can't advise your patient's parents 538 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:58,521 to take marrow and half a lung from their son. 539 00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:02,028 Guess I could just chat with them about the weather. 540 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,763 But the blood tests just confirmed sickle cell trait, 541 00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:08,637 so they might be curious about the only treatment option. 542 00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:10,539 Though we are having weird weather lately. 543 00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:14,408 There is a huge reason not to take lungs from living patients. 544 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:15,674 So their siblings can die? 545 00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:17,750 Their son has CMD. 546 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,615 As it is, he's gonna die of respiratory failure by 25. 547 00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:22,526 We could cut whatever time he has left in half. 548 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:25,318 That qualifies as a bad reason for them to reject the idea. 549 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,435 It's a much worse reason for them not to get the choice. 550 00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,621 It's coercive to tell them. 551 00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:31,186 You ever hear of "do no harm"? 552 00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:33,788 That was second year, right? I had mono all that fall. 553 00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:35,163 Their son's not even our patient. 554 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,787 Why don't we just take half a lung from 555 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,313 some guy in the clinic with a toothache? 556 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,581 It's a great idea. Now I can give the parents two options. 557 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:43,541 We don't compromise one life for another. 558 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,541 Okay. 559 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:56,884 "Okay"? Seriously? 560 00:30:58,724 --> 00:30:59,851 You made an argument. 561 00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:02,231 If you don't want me to defer to you, why make it at all? 562 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:07,364 But are you deferring to me just because we're seeing each other? 563 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,197 Maybe. 564 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,335 Yeah. I think so. 565 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:21,036 Look, this is screwing me up. Why is it not screwing you up? 566 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,076 It is. 567 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:29,150 I don't know why I okayed you foaming that lung. 568 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:31,382 I realized it was wrong as soon as I said it. 569 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:34,358 I knew it! I knew when you tilted your head. 570 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:37,885 House, we are screwing this up. 571 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:40,892 I'm gonna call HR. 572 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:45,267 And find someone else to supervise you, as soon as they can. 573 00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:04,917 I've got your test results. 574 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:09,358 You have the metabolism, blood counts, 575 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,727 liver and kidney function of a 92-year-old. 576 00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:13,595 Which is great 'cause you're 102. 577 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:17,191 What's not so great is the average life expectancy is 78. 578 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:19,013 It is my recommendation that you move into a home 579 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:20,699 with round-the-clock care. 580 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,209 I can't believe it. 581 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,879 Can't my son give me round-the-clock care? 582 00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:30,312 Not unless you've done your two-year certification 583 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,247 in Tiburon swab technology. 584 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:34,046 There must be some other way. 585 00:32:34,152 --> 00:32:36,519 Just because he has a little tingling, 586 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,921 and some trouble feeling hot and cold, 587 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,253 and some difficulty... 588 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:41,623 You can't feel hot and cold? 589 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:44,128 Not lately. But at my age... 590 00:32:44,229 --> 00:32:46,061 Show me your teeth. 591 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:53,099 Dentures. Fairly worn. I'm guessing 10-years-old. 592 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,465 Show me your denture cream. 593 00:32:57,242 --> 00:32:59,575 Why would he carry denture cream? 594 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:05,811 Because he has zinc poisoning. 595 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,780 To get it from denture cream, he'd have to take so much of it. 596 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,498 Trust me, he never leaves home without it. 597 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:11,990 How much do you use, Pop? 598 00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:13,491 About a tube a day. 599 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:16,588 I buy it online. So what does this mean? 600 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,358 Bizarrely, this explains all your symptoms. 601 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:21,692 Better-fitting dentures, you'll be fine. 602 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,597 Medically, there's no reason to go anywhere. 603 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:35,811 Hospital rebate. 604 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:40,482 You might want to put it toward couples therapy. 605 00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,834 The transplant committee's never gonna give 606 00:33:58,904 --> 00:34:00,964 my daughter another lung, are they? 607 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,063 No. 608 00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:04,069 Are there any other options? 609 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,512 We're looking into it. 610 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:10,638 Looking into what? 611 00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:15,012 Please. 612 00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:18,853 Tell me, give me some kind of hope. 613 00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:20,424 I'm afraid I can't do that. 614 00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:24,690 We're talking about my daughter's life, what can't you tell me? 615 00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:31,360 If there's any chance you can save her, 616 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:34,171 anything you can try. 617 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:44,571 We can take marrow and half a lung from your son. 618 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:49,884 It would likely shorten his life significantly. 619 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,126 He'd never be able to go on a respirator if he needed to. 620 00:34:56,227 --> 00:35:00,562 Most people with CMD need to as their respiratory function declines. 621 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:12,774 How long do we have to decide? 622 00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:16,181 Morning at the latest. 623 00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:23,453 Thank you. 624 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,422 Where are my parents? 625 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:06,724 They're probably dealing with committee issues or something. 626 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:08,890 They were arguing. 627 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:13,728 I saw my mom crying, looked like my dad was yelling at her. 628 00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:16,665 They care about you a lot. 629 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,310 Hugo was a marrow match. 630 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,846 We're way past that now. 631 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:36,992 They want a lung from him, too. Is that what this is about? 632 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:43,101 No. It's nothing you need to worry about. 633 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,638 Everybody's working on getting you the best care possible. 634 00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:06,048 How do they expect us to go on from here? 635 00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:12,222 We make a choice, we live with it. 636 00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:18,000 There's no living with it, no matter what we decide. 637 00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:40,583 Still cold and clammy, she had a respiratory arrest. 638 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,121 Oh, my God! 639 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,434 What is she doing here? 640 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:47,184 She figured out what was going on. 641 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,392 She's pinking up. 642 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,696 She must have yanked off her IVs and oxygen. 643 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,834 Came here to die. 644 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,143 By unhooking herself from everything, 645 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:10,154 she delivered a hypoxic insult to her body. 646 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:12,520 It started a downward spiral. 647 00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:16,959 If you're gonna make a decision, you're running out of time. 648 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,602 HR can't find you a new supervisor. 649 00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,037 How come? 650 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,932 Because you're unsupervisable, House. 651 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,610 Two department chairs threatened to quit. 652 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:36,077 Well, I guess we're stuck with each other. 653 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:41,218 I have no idea why I'm making this call, 654 00:38:41,286 --> 00:38:43,619 or if it's the right call to make. 655 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:46,887 But if you feel strongly about presenting 656 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:49,985 the parents your treatment option, 657 00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:51,357 you can do it. 658 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:56,126 Thank you. I will. Several hours ago. 659 00:38:57,969 --> 00:38:59,198 You told them? 660 00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:01,796 I told him. He came to my office. 661 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:07,711 I'm sorry. 662 00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:14,653 Well, I should probably be more mad at you. 663 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:17,783 Yeah. 664 00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:21,558 Dr. House? 665 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:24,723 We've decided. 666 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,493 We're not gonna take the lung from our son. 667 00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:33,232 She's still on the waiting list. 668 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:34,949 We're gonna do whatever we can to find her another... 669 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:38,808 What ginormous crack pipe have you people been sucking on? 670 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,034 House! 671 00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:41,322 Are you gonna pretend that you're not 672 00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:42,556 choosing your own daughter's death? 673 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,878 Our daughter doesn't want it. 674 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,143 Probably doesn't want to floss her teeth either. 675 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,446 She's a mindless teenybopper. 676 00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:48,713 Don't put this on them. 677 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,464 What do you mean "put it on"? It is on them. 678 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,466 As much as they may want to "pass the lung" here... 679 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:56,086 Of course they do. You're handing them an impossible choice... 680 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,696 Life has handed them a crappy choice. 681 00:39:58,763 --> 00:40:00,356 And they're picking the crappier option. 682 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,366 Trading who-knows-how-many healthy decades 683 00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:05,096 for four or five years in which roller-boy will be a limp rag. 684 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:06,728 Not everything is a math equation. 685 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,883 You need me to explain the difference between decade and year? 686 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,341 Their son is a human being. 687 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,877 You know what they are, right? Intrinsic value. 688 00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:14,071 We don't get to decide... 689 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:15,256 Come on. We do it every day. 690 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,757 The two of them needed the same lung... 691 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,409 He needs to keep the one he's got. 692 00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:20,748 You don't get to play God by ripping out... 693 00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:23,378 That train left the station when we learned to do transplants. 694 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:24,886 The rest is just paper-pushing. 695 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:27,687 And of course now, we're onto your real area of expertise. 696 00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:29,727 I thought we were moving onto yours, 697 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:34,562 bullying your patients into embracing your own lack-of-a-moral... 698 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:39,294 Hugo, honey... 699 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:41,150 We didn't mean for you to hear any of this. 700 00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:43,534 Hugo, please. 701 00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:02,286 I want you to take half my lung. 702 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,453 No. 703 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,564 I am not. 704 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,603 You do so many great things. 705 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,099 I just watch. 706 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:20,270 I get to watch and coach and cheer. 707 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:25,981 But that's not me out there. Never will be. 708 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,255 If you take this piece of me, carry it with you, 709 00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:37,759 then I really can share in everything you do. 710 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:43,629 This is the great thing I can do with my life. 711 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,835 Don't make me live without you. 712 00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:25,101 We got lucky. 713 00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:32,510 I did give them an impossible choice. 714 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,745 The kid took it away from them. 715 00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:36,852 That fight 716 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:41,590 was the first honest interaction 717 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:44,094 you and I have had since we came back to work. 718 00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:50,033 If we're painfully, brutally honest with each other, 719 00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:53,002 maybe we'll get lucky again. 720 00:42:56,641 --> 00:42:57,973 You've got a big ass. 720 00:42:58,305 --> 00:43:58,549 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext56587

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.