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♪ DECK THE HALL
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪
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♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
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♪ '’TIS THE SEASON
TO BE JOLLY ♪
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♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
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♪ DON WE NOW
OUR GAY APPAREL ♪
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♪ FA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA ♪
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♪ TROLL THE ANCIENT
YULETIDE CAROL ♪
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♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA ♪♪
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♪ HERE WE COME
A-WASSAILING ♪
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♪ AMONG THE LEAVES
SO GREEN ♪
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♪ HERE WE COME
A-WANDERING ♪
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♪ SO FAIR
TO BE SEEN ♪
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♪ LOVE AND JOY
COME TO YOU ♪
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♪ AND TO YOU
YOUR WASSAIL, TOO ♪
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♪ AND GOD BLESS YOU
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♪ AND SEND YOU
A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪
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♪ AND GOD SEND YOU
A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪
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♪ GOD BLESS THE MASTER
OF THIS HOUSE ♪
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♪ LIKEWISE
THE MISTRESS TOO ♪
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♪ AND ALL
THE LITTLE CHILDREN ♪
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♪ THAT '’ROUND
THE TABLE GO ♪
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♪ LOVE AND JOY
COME TO YOU ♪
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♪ AND TO YOU
YOUR WASSAIL, TOO ♪
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♪ AND GOD BLESS YOU
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♪ AND SEND YOU
A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪
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♪ AND GOD SEND YOU
A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪♪
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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♪ THOU TREE MOST FAIR
AND LOVELY ♪
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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♪ THOU TREE MOST FAIR
AND LOVELY ♪
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♪ A SIGN OF PEACE
AT CHRISTMASTIME ♪
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♪ SPREADS HOPE AND GLADNESS
FAR AND WIDE ♪
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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♪ THOU TREE MOST FAIR
AND LOVELY ♪♪
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FIRST TIME
IN ORLANDO ?
OH, NO.
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I FLY IN
ONCE A YEAR.
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OF COURSE, I USUALLY
COME IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
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WHERE ARE
YOU FROM ?
UP NORTH.
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ME, TOO.
TORONTO.
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REALLY ?
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WHAT LINE OF WORK
ARE YOU IN ?
TOYS, MOSTLY.
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NO FOOLING ?
YOU BEEN IN IT LONG ?
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LONGER THAN YOU
CAN IMAGINE.
I HEAR THAT.
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PRISCILLA,
COME BACK HERE.
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YOU HERE ON
BUSINESS ?
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I'’M HERE TO APPOINT
A REPLACEMENT;
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SOMEONE TO TAKE
OVER MY DUTIES.
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UNFORTUNATELY, A PERSON WITH
THE RIGHT QUALIFICATIONS...
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IS DIFFICULT
TO FIND.
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WELL, IT'’S
A SMART COOKIE...
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THAT KNOWS WHEN TO
HANG UP THE OLD CLEATS.
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OH, IT'’S TIME.
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I'’M AFRAID I REALLY SHOULD
HAVE DONE THIS LAST YEAR.
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I DON'’T THINK
I'’VE QUITE...
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GOT THE MAGIC
FOR ANOTHER TRIP.
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THAT'’S HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME
THEY SEND ME TO PITTSBURGH.
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YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN I COULD REMEMBER...
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EVERY NAME ON
MY LIST.
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A LOT OF
CONTACTS ?
OH, ALL OVER
THE WORLD.
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NOW I HAVE TROUBLE
RECALLING...
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WHO WAS NAUGHTY
AND WHO WAS NICE;
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WHO ASKED FOR
A TOY TRUCK,
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AND WHO WANTED
A BICYCLE.
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SOUNDS LIKE A
DATABASE PROBLEM.
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[ Jingle ]
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
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♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE--
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HEY, BUDDY, HURRY UP !
I GOTTA GET TO THE AIRPORT.
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DON'’T WORRY, MISTER.
WE'’LL MAKE THAT PLANE.
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I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE.
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I HAVE AN ALMOST
SUPERNATURAL FEEL...
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FOR THE ROAD
BENEATH MY TIRES.
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HA, HA !
THRILL DRIVER !
[ Tires Screech ]
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REMINDS ME
OF MY OLD DAYS...
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ON THE "FIGURE 8"
TRACK.
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"IN CAR 9, IT'’S ERNEST P.
WORRELL, THE SCREAMIN'’ DEMON !
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HE'’S GOING FOR HIS SECOND
TRACK RECORD TONIGHT !"
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WHOA !
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[ Tires Screech ]
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WHOA !
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WHOAAAA !
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[ Tires Screech ]
HEY, MISTER ! MISTER !
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I TOLD HIM ABOUT
THAT SEAT BELT.
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HEY MISTER,
YOU CAN'’T GET OUT HERE !
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FUN IS FUN, BUT YOU'’VE
GOT A PLANE TO CATCH !
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[ Grunts ]
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NICE BAG.
GUCCI ?
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GUNNY !
GET IT ?
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NEXT IN LINE.
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I HATE THIS JOB.
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IS SOMETHING WRONG ?
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IS THIS YOUR
REAL NAME ?
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IT'’S THE NAME
I'’M KNOWN BY, YES.
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SURE.
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WHY NOT ?
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THANKS, SKIPPY.
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WE'’LL CATCH
THAT PLANE, MISTER.
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WE'’LL MAKE IT.
DON'’T WORRY.
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WE'’LL BE AIRBORNE
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
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[ Revving Engine ]
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AHHHH !
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[ Crunch ]
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HEY, YOU !
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TOUCH DOWN !
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[ Shouting ]
IT'’S NOT
MY FAULT !
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WELL SIR,
I THINK WE MADE IT.
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YOU'’RE GONNA MAKE
THAT FLIGHT AFTER ALL.
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COME ON, MISTER,
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THIS IS NO TIME
TO TAKE A NAP.
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YOU'’RE GONNA
MISS YOUR FLIGHT.
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[ Shouting ]
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YES, SIR, WHEN IT COMES
TO DRIVING SKILLS,
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NOBODY CAN BEAT
ERNEST P. WORRELL.
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[ Rip-pp ]
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UH-OH.
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HERE. FOLD THIS UP.
KICK SOME OF THESE IN HERE.
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YES, SIR,
CURB TO COUNTER.
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IT'’S HIM !
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JUST A LITTLE EXTRA SERVICE US
INDEPENDENTS HAVE TO DO...
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TO KEEP UP WITH
THE BIG GUYS.
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WHOA !
YOU FORGOT
YOUR CARRY-ON.
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HERE, YOU'’LL
NEED A JACKET.
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[ Shouting ]
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YOU'’D BETTER TAKE
THIS OTHER SUITCASE.
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HAVE A NICE DAY !
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[ Shouting ]
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WHAT A PLACE.
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CHRISTMASTIME,
AND IT'’S 80 DEGREES.
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YES, I'’M USED TO
A COLDER CLIMATE MYSELF.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'’D REALLY
LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS ?
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SNOW.
SNOW ?
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I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU
WANTED A CD PLAYER.
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I'’D BETTER MAKE
A NOTE OF THAT.
[ Car Horn ]
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THERE'’S MY WIFE.
I'’VE GOT TO GO.
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ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY ?
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
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I'’VE MADE A NOTE
ABOUT THAT SNOW.
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TAXI !
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MISTER, I'’M A TAXI.
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HERE,
YOU GOT ONE.
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I'’LL TAKE THOSE.
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[ Shouting ]
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WHERE TO ?
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ORLANDO CHILDREN'’S MUSEUM.
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[ Tires Screech ]
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HEY,
COME BACK HERE !
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HA ! HA !
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BOBBY, WE'’VE GOT
9 CRATES ON HOLD,
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AND THEY'’VE GOT TO BE
PICKED UP ON THE 24th.
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I CAN'’T BELIEVE IT !
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WHO IN THEIR
RIGHT MIND...
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WOULD BE WORKING
ON THE 24th ?
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THAT'’S CHRISTMAS EVE.
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I'’LL TELL
YOU WHO.
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"WE" WHO,
THAT'’S WHO.
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RAIN, SLEET, HAIL,
THE SUPER BOWL,
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THE 4th OF JULY.
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BOBBY, IF IT
WEREN'’T FOR US,
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THIS AIRLINE WOULD NEVER
GET OFF THE GROUND.
[ Crunch ]
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AIN'’T THAT RIGHT,
BOBBY ?
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I GUESS IF YOU WANT
THINGS DONE RIGHT,
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YOU GOTTA DO IT
YOURSELF.
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[ Groan ]
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YO, BOB !
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BREAK'’S OVER.
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[ Groan ]
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SUN GETTIN'’ TO YOU ?
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YES, IT'’S NOT
AS BRIGHT AT NIGHT.
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I'’M USUALLY HERE
AT NIGHT.
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HERE YOU GO. I ALWAYS
KEEP AN EXTRA PAIR.
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OH, THANK YOU,
ERNEST.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'’T WANT
TO INSULT YOU OR NOTHIN'’,
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BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO
YOU REMIND ME OF ?
SANTA CLAUS ?
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I GUESS YOU
HEAR THAT A LOT.
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OH, YES. BUT THEN,
IT'’S TO BE EXPECTED.
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BECAUSE YOU
LOOK LIKE HIM ?
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BECAUSE I AM HIM.
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BECAUSE YOU "AM" HIM.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT ?
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YEAH.
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[ Humming ]
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AHHH. SMELL THOSE
CHRISTMAS TREES.
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YOU CAN KEEP YOUR
"CHANNEL" NUMBER 5.
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JUST GIVE ME A WHIFF
OF THE OLD LONESOME PINE;
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THAT SYMBOL OF
BROTHERLY LOVE,
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THAT CENTERPIECE THAT
ALL MANKIND GATHERS AROUND...
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TO SHARE THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
SHAPED LIKE A CAN.
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AHHH !
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00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,419
WHOA, LITTLE TREE !
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STAY CALM, TANNENBAUM,
I'’LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS.
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WHOA !
[ Tires Screech ]
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EVEN IN
EMERGENCY SITUATIONS,
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00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,038
ALWAYS FOLLOW
SAFE DRIVING RULES.
200
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,693
YOU'’LL NOTICE THAT I AM USING
MY EMERGENCY SIGNAL INDICATORS,
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00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,520
[ Crunch ]
WHEN IN REVERSE.
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00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,130
HA ! HA !
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00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,657
[ Brakes Squeal ]
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00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,616
WHOA !
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00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,530
[ Brakes Squeal ]
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00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,880
OPEN UP !
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00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,621
HERE, HOLD
THIS A MINUTE.
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00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,405
[ Crash ]
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00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,713
THEY REALLY
BUNCH UP AT THIS EXIT.
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00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,323
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
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I TAKE IT YOU
REALLY NEEDED A TREE ?
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00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,810
NO, I'’VE ALREADY
GOT ONE,
213
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,986
BUT I'’VE GOT A FRIEND
WHO COULD USE IT.
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BESIDES, IT'’D BE A SHAME FOR
IT TO BE ALONE ON CHRISTMAS.
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00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,904
IT'’S NICE
TO FIND SOMEBODY...
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WITH SUCH DEVOTION
TO CHRISTMAS.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'’T TELL
MANY PEOPLE THIS,
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BUT CHRISTMAS IS JUST
ABOUT MY FAVORITE TIME.
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EVER SINCE I WAS
A LITTLE KID,
220
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I ALWAYS FELT LIKE IT WAS
MY OWN PERSONAL HOLIDAY.
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I'’M AT ONE WITH THE YULETIDE.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
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I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU MEAN.
223
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I EVEN MEMORIZED THE
NAMES OF ALL THE REINDEER,
224
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,010
LIKE "DONDER"
AND "BLISTER."
225
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,142
THAT'’S "BLITZEN."
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00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,756
IT SAYS, "HOLD FOR
PICKUP BY--"
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00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,061
IS THAT AN "M" ?
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"V."
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00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,499
RIGHT HERE.
THAT'’S AN "M."
"V."
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00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,024
"M."
"V."
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00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:21,376
"M, M, M."
"V, V, V."
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00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,121
THAT IS AN "M."
233
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:30,037
"HOLD FOR
HELPER ELMES."
234
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,169
THIS IS
PROBABLY AMISH.
235
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,954
IT COULD
EVEN BE QUAKER.
236
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,999
ONLY THING I KNOW
IS THAT IT'’S FRENCH.
237
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,609
"V."
238
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,787
OKAY, BOBBY, I NEED YOU
TO GO ON BACK TO WORK.
239
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,093
SEE YOU.
TALK TO YOU LATER.
240
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,921
[ Rumble ]
241
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,143
[ Santa ] DID YOU
EVER HEAR OF A MAN...
242
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,362
NAMED JOE CARRUTHERS ?
243
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,800
IT DON'’T RING A BELL.
SHOULD I HAVE ?
244
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,193
"UNCLE JOEY'’S
TREE HOUSE ?"
245
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:59,327
UNCLE JOEY ?
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
246
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,503
♪ THEY NEVER GET OLD
247
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,244
♪ THEY ALWAYS STAY NEW
248
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,986
♪ THOSE 3 LITTLE WORDS
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU" ♪♪
249
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:08,162
- HEY.
- HEY !
250
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,817
I HAVEN'’T SEEN
THAT SHOW IN YEARS.
251
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,514
IS HE STILL
ON THE AIR ?
252
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,472
WELL, HE WAS
UNTIL 3 WEEKS AGO,
253
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,648
AND THEN IT
WAS CANCELED.
254
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:20,870
WELL, BY NOW HE MUST BE
ROLLING IN MUCHO DINERO.
255
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,307
WELL, YOU DON'’T GET
RICH BY DOING...
256
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:26,833
A ONCE-A-WEEK CHILDREN'’S
PROGRAM ON LOCAL TV.
257
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,966
YOU'’VE GOT TO DO IT
FOR OTHER REASONS.
258
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,535
AND THAT'’S
WHY I'’M HERE.
259
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:36,538
HEY, HEY !
260
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,888
HEY, HOLD IT !
261
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,064
YOU FORGOT
SOMETHING.
TAKE IT EASY,
MISTER.
262
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,023
IT'’S NOT ME.
IT'’S MY BROTHER.
263
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,720
HE DOES THIS
ALL THE TIME.
264
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,549
WE GO OUT. HE SAYS HE HAS
THE MONEY, AND THEN WE EAT.
265
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,725
THEN HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM
AND SNEAKS OUT.
266
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,380
WHEN THE CHECK COMES,
I'’M LEFT WITH NO MONEY...
267
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,251
AND THIS STUPID
LOOK ON MY FACE.
268
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,166
PLEASE, MISTER,
JUST LET ME GO THIS TIME.
269
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,341
YOU EXPECT ME TO
BELIEVE THAT ?
270
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,039
I SWEAR IT'’S TRUE.
LOOK !
271
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:00,910
THERE'’S MY BROTHER NOW.
THERE HE IS !
272
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,346
HEY, TOMMY !
273
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,608
HEY !
274
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,787
[ Ding, Ding ]
275
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,572
WHOA !
276
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:12,835
AAAH !
277
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,924
[ Brakes Screech ]
278
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:21,191
PLEASE, MISTER,
GO, GO, GO !
279
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,976
AAAH !
280
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,978
[ Ding, Ding ]
281
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:27,850
DING !
282
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,288
THAT WAS MY MEAN UNCLE.
283
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,813
HE MAKES ME WORK IN THAT
RESTAURANT LIKE A SLAVE.
284
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,424
HE KEEPS ME LOCKED UP
IN THE BASEMENT...
285
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,687
WITH RATS AND FILTH,
AND I JUST ESCAPED.
286
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,994
PLEASE DON'’T LET HIM
GET ME, OKAY ?
287
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:44,214
[ As John Wayne ]
WELL, NOT TO WORRY, LITTLE LADY.
288
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,216
YOU'’RE SAFE WITH US.
289
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,743
THANKS.
290
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,224
I'’M HARMONY STARR.
291
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,053
REMEMBER THAT NAME, BECAUSE
I'’LL BE FAMOUS SOMEDAY.
292
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,795
THIS IS ERNEST,
AND I'’M SANTA CLAUS.
293
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,323
SURPRISED ?
294
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,674
NO, NO.
295
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,198
NOT REALLY.
296
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,942
[ Children'’s Voices ]
297
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,167
[ Click ]
298
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,869
THAT'’LL BE $32.50.
299
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,000
THERE YOU GO.
300
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,700
HEY, THIS
AIN'’T REAL.
WHAT ?
301
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,094
THIS BILL CARRIES
THE LIKENESS OF ONE...
302
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,922
"MR. FUNTIME."
303
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,185
HMMM.
304
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,406
REALLY, I DON'’T HAVE
MUCH USE FOR CURRENCY,
305
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,278
BUT I DO LIKE TO
HAVE A LITTLE AROUND.
306
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:51,238
JUST, YOU KNOW,
IN CASE.
307
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:54,545
OH, MY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
308
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,765
LAST YEAR,
309
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,115
A 5-YEAR-OLD
WANTED...
310
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:01,509
A "MR. FUNTIME"
GROCERY STORE.
311
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,991
I INCLUDED A
LARGE AMOUNT OF...
312
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,558
PLAY MONEY.
313
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,997
I SUPPOSE I MUST
HAVE MIXED IT UP.
314
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,694
DUM-DA-DUM-DUM.
315
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,870
WHAT WE'’VE GOT HERE...
316
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,829
IS A FAILURE
TO "ACCUMULATE."
317
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,529
[ Sigh ]
318
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:25,098
WHAT THE HECK.
IT'’S ON THE HOUSE.
319
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:29,145
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
OLD BUDDY.
THANK YOU, TOO,
OLD BUDDY !
320
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,191
[ Indistinct Conversation ]
321
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,510
OH, RIGHT THROUGH
THERE, DEAR.
322
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,913
AHEM.
EXCUSE ME.
323
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,872
I'’M LOOKING FOR A MAN
NAMED JOSEPH CARRUTHERS.
324
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,833
I'’M THE GREATEST.
325
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,921
ROAR.
326
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,706
ME TOO, ME TOO !
327
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:09,969
ROAR !
328
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,711
FOR MILLIONS
OF YEARS,
329
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,626
DINOSAURS
RULED THE EARTH.
330
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,933
ROAR.
ROAR.
331
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,369
HEY, DON'’T DO THAT !
332
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:23,243
THEN, SOMETHING
REALLY STRANGE HAPPENED.
333
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,507
UH-OH, IT'’S
THE ICE AGE !
334
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,466
OH, NO, I DON'’T
FEEL TOO GOOD.
335
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,555
AH-AH-AH-CHOO !
336
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,689
HE'’S A WONDERFUL MAN.
337
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,343
WE'’RE SO LUCKY
TO HAVE HIM WITH US.
338
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:39,476
YOU DON'’T NEED TO TELL ME.
I'’VE WATCHED HIM FOR YEARS.
339
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,913
YES, WELL, HE'’S BEEN
SUCH A HELP HERE,
340
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,133
AND THE CHILDREN
JUST LOVE HIM.
341
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,918
I HOPE HE GETS SOMETHING
GOING FOR HIMSELF SOON.
342
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:50,618
OH, I IMAGINE HE'’LL HAVE
HIS HANDS FULL VERY SHORTLY.
343
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:54,274
THAT'’S WHY WE DON'T SEE
DINOSAURS AROUND ANYMORE.
344
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,927
HEY, LISTEN.
345
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,583
I WANT TO THANK ALL YOU KIDS
FOR COMING TO SEE ME TODAY.
346
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,499
WHY DO I SAY
"THANK YOU" ?
347
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,024
BECAUSE THEY
NEVER SEEM OLD,
348
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,590
THEY ALWAYS
SEEM NEW,
349
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,201
THOSE 3 LITTLE WORDS,
350
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,246
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU."
351
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,047
♪ JINGLE BELLS
CHECKBOOK SWELLS ♪
352
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,570
♪ BIG DEALS
ON THE WAY ♪♪
353
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,400
HEY, BABE, PARK IT IN THE SHADE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY ? ALL RIGHT.
354
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,619
COME ALONG,
CHILDREN.
355
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,273
BE CAREFUL NOW.
356
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,492
COME ON BOYS,
QUICKLY.
357
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,841
BYE-BYE.
358
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,365
YOU CAN GO IN NOW.
359
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,932
HELLO, JOE !
360
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,847
THIS IS INDEED
A PLEASURE.
361
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,023
HELLO.
DO I KNOW YOU ?
362
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,981
YES, YOU DO.
I DO ?
363
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,810
WHAT I'’M GOING TO TELL YOU
MAY SOUND FANTASTIC,
364
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,335
BUT PLEASE SUSPEND
DISBELIEF...
365
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,293
UNTIL I'’VE GOTTEN
THROUGH IT.
366
00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,035
YOUR NAME WAS
ORIGINALLY ON A LIST...
367
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,037
WITH SEVERAL
HUNDRED OTHERS.
368
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,344
SLOWLY, FOR ONE
REASON OR ANOTHER,
369
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,868
THE OTHER NAMES
WERE ELIMINATED.
370
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,088
THE PROCESS TOOK LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT.
371
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,307
BUT NOW, I'’M SURE...
372
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:14,397
I HAVE THE RIGHT MAN
FOR THE JOB.
373
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,920
JOB ? WHAT JOB ?
374
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,184
I MEAN, WHAT IS
THIS ALL ABOUT ?
375
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:22,013
JOE, YOU ARE GOING
TO BE THE NEW--
376
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,406
EXCUSE ME, POP.
THIS IS IT, JOEY.
377
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,105
THE HAND OF FATE IS
REACHING OUT TO YOU.
378
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,064
I KNOW HOW BROKEN UP YOU ARE
ABOUT YOUR SHOW BEING BOUNCED,
379
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,501
BUT YOU'’VE GOT A SHOT
FOR THE LEAD IN A MOVIE.
380
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,503
WHAT'’S THE MOVIE ABOUT ?
381
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,505
A HOLIDAY FLICK CALLED
"CHRISTMAS SLEIGH."
382
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,204
BLAKE FARRELL
HAD THE LEAD.
383
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,728
AT THE LAST MINUTE,
HE GOES SKIING,
FALLS ON HIS PUSS,
384
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,730
AND WRECKS UP
A $5,000 NOSE JOB.
385
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,558
DO YOU LOVE IT ?
I LOVE IT, YES.
386
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,386
TALK ABOUT LUCK,
RIGHT ?
387
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,257
THE INTERVIEW IS
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
388
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:51,042
I WANT YOU TO TINT YOUR
HAIR AND LOSE THE BEARD.
389
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,740
NO, JOE, NO !
390
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,525
DON'’T GO LOOKING LIKE HIM.
YOU'’RE SET WITH MY HAIRSTYLIST.
391
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,354
DEREK CAN MAKE A HAIR BLOWER
DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT
SIT UP AND BARK.
392
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,008
BUT YOUR BEARD
IS WONDERFUL !
393
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,097
THANKS.
I THINK SO TOO, MARTY.
394
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,534
WHO IS THIS GUY ?
ALREADY, I DON'’T LIKE HIM.
395
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,449
MY NAME IS SANT--
EXCUSE ME,
MR. SANTOS.
396
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,930
WE'’RE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
MAY WE CONTINUE, PLEASE ?
397
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,975
S'’IL VOUS PLAIT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
398
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,455
MY GOODNESS,
MY SACK !
399
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,377
I CAN'’T BELIEVE
I LEFT IT.
400
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,685
I MUST REALLY
BE SLIPPING.
401
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,384
YOU'’RE ALWAYS PULLING
THIS STUFF, ERNEST;
402
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:29,907
KNOCKING DOWN
THE METERS,
403
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,432
GIVING FREE RIDES TO
EVERY HOBO YOU COME ACROSS.
404
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,782
BUT MR. DILLIS,
THIS WASN'’T JUST A HOBO.
405
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,697
THIS GUY WAS DIFFERENT.
406
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,002
CALL IT CLAIRVOYANCE,
407
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,353
CALL IT "EXTRA-SENSITORY
PERSPIRATION."
408
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,789
I JUST HAD THIS HUNCH.
409
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,965
I AM NOT RUNNING
A CHARITY OPERATION HERE.
410
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,794
THIS IS A BUSINESS,
AND WE'’RE SUPPOSED TO
MAKE MONEY,
411
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,362
AND GOOD SAMARITANS LIKE YOU
DON'’T MAKE MONEY !
412
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,190
I'’VE HAD IT WITH YOU,
ERNEST.
413
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,495
YOU'’RE FIRED !
414
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,287
ERNEST, IT WAS
A DEAD-END JOB, ANYWAY.
415
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,246
I MEAN, IT'’S NOWHERE
WORKING FOR A GUY LIKE THAT.
416
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,292
IF THERE HADN'’T BEEN
CHILDREN PRESENT,
417
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,642
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
A VERY UGLY SCENE INDEED.
418
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,773
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
419
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,211
HEY, TAKE THIS
WITH YOU !
420
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:15,649
[ Jingle ]
421
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,304
WHY DIDN'’T YOU JUST TELL
HIM YOU WERE ROBBED ?
422
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:22,046
THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN
AVOIDED IF YOU'’D JUST LIED.
423
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,265
MERRY
CHRISTMAS !
424
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,615
OOH !
425
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:29,184
ERNEST, YOU ARE IN
SERIOUS NEED OF HELP.
426
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,925
OOH.
427
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:34,276
WAIT A MINUTE.
STAND FAST, BOBBY.
[ Scratch, Scratch ]
428
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,844
I THINK I HEAR
SOMETHING.
429
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:37,627
[ Crunch ]
430
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:38,846
AHHHH !
431
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,327
[ Whoosh ]
432
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,027
DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING
ABOUT THE CAB,
433
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,682
BESIDE THE FACT
THAT IT WAS YELLOW ?
434
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,032
NO "WORRELL"
AT CITY CAB.
435
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,990
I CAN TRY METRO.
436
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:56,907
I KEPT TRACK OF HIM
UNTIL HE WAS 11 OR SO;
437
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,692
ERNEST, I MEAN.
438
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,694
WHAT A GOOD BOY.
439
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,653
NOT VERY BRIGHT.
440
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,960
HE GREW UP
WITH THIS GUY.
441
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,876
I THINK HIS
NAME WAS VERN.
442
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,618
WHAT IS WITH YOU
AND THIS RUMMY ?
443
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,881
YOU'’VE ALREADY BLOWN YOUR
APPOINTMENT WITH DEREK.
444
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,579
HE'’S A NICE OLD MAN.
HE SEEMS A LITTLE CONFUSED.
445
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:19,278
I THINK WE CAN TAKE
A LITTLE TIME TO HELP HIM OUT.
446
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,583
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
447
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,324
HEAD ON OVER THERE.
448
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,283
I'’LL HELP MR. WHISKERS
FIND HIS WHATEVER-IT-IS,
449
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,894
AND MEET YOU
AT THE STUDIO.
450
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,766
MR. SANTOS, LISTEN,
I'’M SORRY,
451
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:32,073
BUT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
I REALLY HAVE TO KEEP.
452
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,466
MARTY WILL TAKE
CARE OF YOU.
453
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:36,033
BUT, JOE, I REALLY
NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
454
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,601
[ Marty ] YES, YES, YES,
WHATEVER IT IS, MR. SANTOS,
455
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:41,691
YOU CAN TELL ME.
I'’M MARTY BROCK, JOE'S AGENT.
456
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:44,433
SO, MR. SANTOS,
DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE ?
457
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:47,175
NO. I HAVE TO GO
AND FIND JOE. EXCUSE ME.
458
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:51,048
DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY,
ANY FRIENDS, ANY MONEY ?
459
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:56,576
I HAD SOME U.S. CURRENCY;
RATHER A LARGE AMOUNT.
460
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:59,883
I GAVE IT AWAY
LAST YEAR...
461
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:03,452
TO A 5-YEAR-OLD NAMED
BOBBY BIDDERMAN.
462
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:06,150
WHAT ABOUT NOW,
MR. SANTOS ?
463
00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,327
THE NAME IS SANTA CLAUS.
464
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,111
OOH.
465
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:18,598
WHY DON'’T YOU JUST
STAY RIGHT HERE...
466
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:19,860
AND I'’LL TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING.
467
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,340
OKIE-DOKIE ?
468
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:22,950
GOOD.
469
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,473
YES.
470
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,697
SUCH A NICE MAN.
471
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:34,048
VERN, WHAT A GUY.
472
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:36,180
YEAH, ME AND VERN
GO BACK A LONG WAY.
473
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,444
WE SPEND THE HOLIDAYS
TOGETHER.
474
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:41,403
I HELP HIM WORK ON HIS HOUSE
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
475
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:44,188
ME AND OLD VERN ARE TIGHTER
THAN STRETCHED DUCT TAPE.
476
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:47,017
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE'’RE
CUT FROM THE SAME BARK.
477
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:49,324
OLD VERN'’S DONE PRETTY
GOOD FOR HIMSELF, THOUGH.
478
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,631
IF IT WEREN'’T FOR ME,
HE WOULDN'’T BE
WHERE HE IS TODAY.
479
00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:54,416
I TAUGHT HIM ALL HE KNOWS
ABOUT NUCLEAR PHYSICS.
480
00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:55,983
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
481
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,854
YEAH, VERN'’S ALWAYS
HAPPY TO SEE ME.
482
00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:01,205
HE'’S MY BEST BUDDY, AND HE
THROWS THE GREATEST PARTIES.
483
00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:03,991
COURSE, WE'’RE A LITTLE EARLY,
SO WE CAN HELP HIM DECORATE,
484
00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:06,080
AND MAYBE PUT
OUT THE FOOD.
485
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:07,386
THOSE LITTLE
FINGER SANDWICHES,
486
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,997
AND CHEESEBALLS,
AND BEAN DIP !
487
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:11,694
I HOPE HE'’S GOT
SOMETHING I CAN EAT,
488
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:14,567
NOT JUST LOTS OF THINGS MADE
OF WHITE SUGAR AND RED MEAT.
489
00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:18,048
I THINK EATING RED MEAT
MAKES PEOPLE OVERLY AGGRESSIVE.
490
00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:20,573
THEY KILL PEOPLE AND STUFF.
491
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:21,748
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
492
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,924
YOU'’RE AS RIGHT
AS RAIN, PUDDIN'’.
493
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:26,753
PORK'’S MY MEAT.
494
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,453
HO, HO, HO, VERN !
MERRY CHRISTM--
495
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:35,414
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS VERN
WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS.
496
00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:36,980
VERN'’S JUST
LIKE THAT.
497
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:38,765
HE'’LL DO ANYTHING
FOR A LAUGH.
498
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:40,070
COME ON.
499
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,422
IT'’S SANTA'S LITTLE
PARTY HELPER !
HI !
500
00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:45,424
THIS IS HARMONY.
[ Crack ]
501
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:48,427
SHE'’S BEEN HAVING A TOUGH TIME,
SO I'’M HELPING HER OUT.
502
00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,690
YOU KNOW, KIND OF A
"FATHER IMAGE" THING.
503
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,953
"AS THE TWIG IS BENT,
SO GROWS THE TREE."
504
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,520
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
505
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:57,261
IT'’LL LOOK GOOD
RIGHT OVER HERE.
506
00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:59,612
[ Harmony ] NICE PLACE.
IT'’S REALLY YOU.
507
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,440
YEP, I'’LL JUST SET IT
RIGHT IN THERE.
508
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,050
[ Crunch ]
509
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:04,138
UMPH !
510
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:05,444
UGH !
511
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:08,011
DON'’T WORRY, VERN,
I'’LL MAKE IT FIT.
512
00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:10,361
[ Creak, Creak ]
513
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,015
UGH !
514
00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:15,802
JUST HANG SOME TINSEL
AND LIGHTS ON THIS PUPPY--
515
00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,630
AAOOH !
516
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:20,502
PARTY PUNCH.
517
00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,286
YEAH, THAT
OUGHT TO HOLD.
518
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,027
[ Tree Creaks ]
519
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:26,029
[ Slurp ]
520
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,031
AHH !
521
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,729
SUPERB.
[ Crack ]
522
00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:31,034
[ Crunch ]
523
00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:33,254
I'’VE GOT TO FIND JOE.
524
00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:34,908
IF I DON'’T FIND HIM,
525
00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,953
SO MANY CHILDREN
WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.
526
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,999
OFFICER, YOU'’VE
GOT TO LET ME GO.
527
00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:43,307
DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT WAS NECESSARY ?
528
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:45,396
HE SEEMED
SO HARMLESS,
529
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,224
AND IN A STRANGE WAY,
SINCERE.
530
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,400
COME ON.
HE'’S OBVIOUSLY DISORIENTED.
531
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,925
A TRANSIENT, WALKING AROUND
WITH PLAY MONEY IN HIS POCKET,
532
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,753
PRETENDING TO BE
SANTA CLAUS.
533
00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,537
IS THAT WHO HE
THINKS HE IS ?
534
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:57,583
HIS REAL NAME
IS SANTOS.
535
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:08,942
HE GOT FIRED.
536
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:11,901
SOME CRAZY OLD GUY STIFFED
HIM FOR A $30 CAB RIDE,
537
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,381
AND INSTEAD OF
CALLING THE COPS,
538
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,949
BOBO HERE KNOCKED
DOWN THE METER.
539
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:18,386
ARE THOSE
BACON CHEESEBURGERS ?
540
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,867
VERN, IT AIN'’T LIKE THE
CAB COMPANY CAN'’T AFFORD...
541
00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:24,174
TO GIVE SOMEBODY A FREE RIDE
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
542
00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,481
AND AFTER ALL, VERN,
IT'’S CHRISTMASTIME.
543
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:27,700
IT'’S A TIME
FOR GIVING.
544
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,484
[ Rip ]
545
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:32,487
A TIME FOR CHESTNUTS
OPENING ON A ROASTED FIRE.
546
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:33,836
[ Rip ]
547
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,666
A TIME FOR SLEIGH BELLS
TINKLING IN THE SNOW.
548
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,189
UGH !
549
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,757
VERN, THAT PUPPY'’S REALLY STUCK.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
550
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:44,194
[ Rip ]
551
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,892
YOU KNOW, VERN,
552
00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:48,808
IT LOOKS LIKE A TRANSMUTATION
OF YOUR 110 AND YOUR 220.
553
00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:49,983
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
554
00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:50,592
[ Pop ]
555
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:54,509
[ Pop ]
556
00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:58,644
[ Santa ]
I ARRIVED HERE JUST TODAY.
557
00:25:58,774 --> 00:26:00,689
I HAD A SIMPLE JOB TO DO,
558
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:04,650
AND THEN, EVERYTHING
STARTED TO GET UNRAVELLED.
559
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,174
FIRST,
I LOST MY SACK,
560
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,176
AND NOW THIS.
561
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,613
IF YOU'’D ONLY TAKE A MOMENT
AND JUST TRY TO UNDERSTAND--
562
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:12,832
COME ON, POPS,
563
00:26:12,962 --> 00:26:14,877
WE GOT SOME
PAPERWORK TO DO.
564
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:17,140
YOU'’RE MAKING
A VERY BIG MISTAKE.
565
00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:21,405
HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
566
00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:24,583
[ Officer ] I NEVER SAW
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
567
00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:27,324
"I'’M FRIGHTENED."
568
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:30,284
"DON'’T WORRY.
IT'’S ONLY THUNDER.
569
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:32,808
"WE'’LL ALL
BE SAFE HERE...
570
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:34,201
TOGETHER."
571
00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:36,595
OH, GREAT.
572
00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:39,249
YOU KIDS ARE TERRIFIC ACTORS.
YOU REALLY ARE.
573
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:42,078
I WANT TO THANK YOU
BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME A LOT.
574
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:44,080
I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS.
575
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:47,257
HE'’S A NATURAL
WITH THE KIDS.
576
00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:49,782
HE'’S ALREADY GOT THEM SAYING
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU."
577
00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:51,610
YOU'’RE THE DIRECTOR,
CARL,
578
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:54,787
BUT PERSONALLY, I THINK
THERE'’S CHEMISTRY HERE.
579
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,963
CHEMISTRY
IS VERY IMPORTANT.
580
00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,225
CHEMISTRY.
581
00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:00,401
YOU'’VE GOT IT,
THEY WANT IT.
REALLY ?
582
00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:02,055
YEAH, YEAH.
583
00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,578
THEY WANT TO SHOOT
SOME TESTS TOMORROW,
584
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,275
BUT DON'’T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
GREAT !
585
00:27:05,406 --> 00:27:07,408
BY THE WAY,
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OLD GUY ?
586
00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:10,759
FORGET HIM.
YOU'’VE GOT A NEW CAREER
ABOUT TO FIRE UP.
587
00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:13,675
GOOD, BUT DID HE EVER FIND
HIS SACK OR WHATEVER IT WAS ?
588
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,198
YEAH, YEAH.
TAKEN CARE OF.
589
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,940
[ Squeak ]
590
00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,681
[ Squeak ]
591
00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:21,465
[ Squeak ]
592
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:25,034
I KNOW WHAT WE NEED, VERN.
BOLT CUTTERS !
593
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:26,035
[ Splat ]
594
00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:32,955
[ Jingle ]
595
00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,138
[ Jingle ]
596
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,376
[ Giggles ]
597
00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,686
HE'’S HIM.
598
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,648
[ Harmony ]
THERE'’S NO SUCH THING.
THINK ABOUT IT;
599
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,998
A GUY WHO FLIES AROUND
THE WHOLE WORLD...
600
00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:17,608
IN ONE NIGHT.
601
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,785
IT JUST DOESN'’T
QUITE CORRESPOND...
602
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:22,004
WITH THE LAWS
OF TIME AND TRAVEL.
603
00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:23,919
NOW, NOW, NOW,
IT'’S POSSIBLE.
604
00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:26,705
TAKE THE INTERNATIONAL
DATE LINE, MULTIPLY IT
BY THE TIME ZONES,
605
00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:29,055
DIVIDE IT BY THE ACCELERATED
ROTATION OF THE EARTH.
606
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:31,535
NOW, CARRY THE ONE.
607
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:34,321
ALLOWING FOR THE VERNAL EQUINOX
ON THE TROPIC OF CANCER,
608
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,105
HE MIGHT
JUST PULL IT OFF.
609
00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:37,672
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
610
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:40,762
LET'’S JUST SAY THIS GUY
REALLY IS SANTA CLAUS, OKAY ?
611
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:42,416
WHY IS HE RIDING AROUND...
612
00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:44,984
IN AIRPLANES AND TAXICABS ?
613
00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:46,725
WHERE'’S HIS SLEIGH ?
614
00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:49,336
WHERE ARE HIS REINDEER ?
615
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:52,339
[ Chomping And Snorting ]
616
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,312
YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK THAT IS ?
617
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:10,749
[ Chomp, Snort ]
618
00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:11,750
I THINK THOSE ARE...
619
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,621
LATVIAN GOATS.
620
00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:17,364
WAIT A MINUTE.
621
00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:18,844
IT-- IT COULD
BE ALIENS.
622
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,584
[ Whoosh ]
623
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,633
[ Whoosh ]
624
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,722
[ Knock ]
IS ANYBODY IN THERE ?
625
00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:31,030
SANTA, ARE YOU IN THERE ?
626
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,205
[ Knock, Knock ]
627
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,165
I'’VE GOT YOUR SACK.
IT'’S SAFE.
628
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:38,689
I TOLD YOU,
THEY'’RE ALL GONE.
629
00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:42,215
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT,
ANYWAY ?
630
00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:43,869
I DON'’T KNOW.
631
00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:45,871
WELL, I THINK
I KNOW, BUT--
632
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:47,307
COME OVER HERE
A SECOND.
633
00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:49,222
I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
634
00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:51,398
WATCH THIS.
635
00:29:51,528 --> 00:29:53,400
[ Jingle ]
636
00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:58,187
[ Giggles ]
637
00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:02,365
WHOA, GROOVY TUESDAY !
638
00:30:02,496 --> 00:30:05,586
I AM GOING TO SLOWLY
AND CAREFULLY...
639
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:08,023
REACH INTO THIS
GLOWING BAG...
640
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:11,244
AND SEE IF MY FINELY
HONED INSTINCTS...
641
00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:12,767
ARE CORRECT.
642
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,160
NO, NO.
DON'’T DO IT.
643
00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:16,423
I MEAN, YOU DON'’T KNOW
WHAT'’S IN THAT BAG.
644
00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:18,207
YOU DON'’T KNOW
WHERE THAT BAG'’S BEEN.
645
00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:19,774
IT COULD BE SOME
KIND OF...
646
00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:22,429
PORTABLE CORE-MELTDOWN
OR SOMETHING.
647
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:23,778
NO PROBLEM.
648
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,780
[ Grunts ]
649
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,522
OH, AHH, OH.
650
00:30:30,089 --> 00:30:31,742
[ Harmony ]
CAREFUL, CAREFUL !
651
00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:33,353
OOH-OOH.
652
00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:39,011
I TOLD YOU.
NOW YOU'’RE NUKED, MAN.
653
00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:42,449
UNLESS I'’M WRONG,
AND I HARDLY EVER AM,
654
00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:43,885
THIS IS FOR YOU.
655
00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:45,626
[ Zing ]
656
00:30:45,756 --> 00:30:48,411
NOW AIN'’T THAT JUST EXACTLY
WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS ?
657
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:50,936
ARE YOU CRAZY ?
TOTALLY UN-AWESOME.
658
00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:53,460
NO, MAN, GET WITH IT.
I NEED SOMETHING MAJOR.
659
00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:55,897
OKAY, THAT WAS
JUST FOR PRACTICE.
660
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,986
NOW, I'’M
IN THE GROOVE.
661
00:30:58,117 --> 00:31:01,555
NOW, I AM AT ONE
WITH THE MAGIC.
662
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,905
HOW ABOUT THIS ?
663
00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:05,907
LIKE IT ?
664
00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:07,343
THAT'’S YOU.
665
00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:09,955
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !
666
00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:11,043
AH-HA !
667
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:15,874
[ Flap, Flap ]
668
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,313
COME ON, ERNEST.
IT DOESN'’T WORK FOR YOU.
669
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:22,619
NAH !
670
00:31:25,144 --> 00:31:27,233
RIGHT THROUGH HERE.
COME ON !
671
00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:29,191
LOOK, GUY, IF YOUR
NOSE IS CLEAN,
672
00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:31,933
YOU'’LL GET A HOT MEAL AND
BE OUT ON THE STREET...
673
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:34,109
BEFORE YOU CAN SAY,
"FROSTY THE SNOWMAN."
674
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,678
BUT IT WOULD BE A LOT BETTER
IF YOU'’D GIVE ME YOUR REAL NAME.
675
00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:38,679
I'’VE TOLD YOU.
676
00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:40,463
I'’VE TOLD EVERYBODY.
677
00:31:40,594 --> 00:31:42,509
MY NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.
678
00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:45,381
OKAY, WE'’LL JUST
GO WITH "JOHN DOE."
679
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:47,601
NOW, SEE HERE.
680
00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:50,778
THIS IS A REALLY
HORRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
681
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:54,216
I NEED TO FIND A MAN
NAMED JOE CARRUTHERS.
682
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,001
YOU HAVE
ONE PHONE CALL.
683
00:31:57,698 --> 00:32:01,223
I CAN'’T EXPLAIN SOMETHING
LIKE THIS ON THE TELEPHONE.
684
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:03,747
WELL, UNLESS YOU HAVE
SOME MAGICAL POWERS,
685
00:32:03,878 --> 00:32:06,185
THAT'’S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL
TALK TO HIM TONIGHT.
686
00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:08,927
AGE ?
687
00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:11,016
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-ONE.
688
00:32:13,192 --> 00:32:14,933
WE'’VE GOT TO FIND HIM.
689
00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:17,152
WE'’VE GOT TO GET THIS SACK
BACK INTO THE RIGHT HANDS.
690
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:18,893
YOU SAW HOW IT WAS.
691
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:21,026
EVEN ME, NOTED
"PHILANTHROPIC" THAT I AM,
692
00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:23,289
COULDN'’T GET THE RIGHT STUFF
OUT OF THIS SACK.
693
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:24,768
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS ?
694
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:26,901
IT REALLY WORKS !
695
00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:29,904
IT MEANS THE END OF
CHRISTMAS ON THIS PLANET...
696
00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,819
AS WE KNOW IT.
697
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,822
THERE'’S ONLY ONE PERSON
AUTHORIZED TO OPERATE THIS SACK:
698
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:38,217
HIS BIG RED ONENESS,
"THE CLAUS."
699
00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:47,617
[ Officer ]
OPEN "D" CELL.
700
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,669
[ Officer ]
CLOSE "D."
701
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:57,976
[ Prisoner ] THIS AIN'’T
NO FLOPHOUSE, BUDDY.
702
00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:01,892
[ Prisoner ]
I DON'’T BELIEVE IT.
703
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:04,112
THIS PLACE
IS FULL ALREADY.
704
00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:07,289
[ Laughter ]
705
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,280
[ Smack ]
706
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:42,585
RISE AND SHINE !
707
00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:44,283
IT'’S TIME TO PUT
FUEL IN THE TANK...
708
00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:46,241
AND RUBBER
ON THE ROAD;
709
00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:48,113
AND REUNITE OLD
FATHER CHRISTMAS,
710
00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:50,158
A CLOSE, PERSONAL
FRIEND OF MINE,
711
00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:51,290
WITH HIS
MAGIC SACK.
712
00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:54,510
ERNEST, I'’M NOT MUCH
OF A MORNING PERSON.
713
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:57,426
DO YOU THINK WE COULD JUST
KEEP IT DOWN TO A DULL ROAR ?
714
00:33:57,557 --> 00:34:01,126
WHEN I SEE HIS FROSTINESS,
I'’M GOING TO ASK HIM...
715
00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:04,259
HOW HE GOT IN MY HOUSE
WHEN I WAS A KID,
716
00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:06,696
BECAUSE WE DIDN'’T
EVEN HAVE A CHIMNEY.
717
00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:08,698
I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE
A THEORY ON THIS ?
718
00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:10,178
MY THEORY IS...
719
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:12,398
HE GOT IN THROUGH
THE FORCED-AIR
HEATING SYSTEM.
720
00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:15,879
YOU KILL ME.
721
00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:19,492
YOU TALK LIKE YOU
BELIEVE ALL THIS STUFF;
722
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:22,234
ALL THIS CHRISTMAS,
SANTA CLAUS,
723
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,366
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA STUFF.
724
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,368
OF COURSE, I BELIEVE.
725
00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:28,066
CHRISTMAS IS A KNOWN FACT.
726
00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:29,937
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE,
ALL OVER THE WORLD,
727
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,505
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS
EVERY SINGLE YEAR;
728
00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:33,984
WITH COLORFUL CARDS,
729
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:37,162
AND FESTIVELY WRAPPED
PACKAGES WITH BIG BOWS.
730
00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:40,469
ONE CHRISTMAS EVE,
I WAS LYING IN BED.
731
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,733
I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE
IN THE HEAT DUCTS.
732
00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:45,866
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
REINDEER ON THE ROOF ?
733
00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:48,303
NO, I THOUGHT
IT WAS SANTA CLAUS...
734
00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,262
TRAPPED IN
THE HEATING SYSTEM.
735
00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:52,438
I PICTURED HIM WANDERING
AROUND IN THERE...
736
00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:54,266
TRYING TO FIND
A WAY OUT,
737
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:58,008
AND FINALLY TURNING HIMSELF
INTO SORT OF THIS BIG BLOB,
738
00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:01,708
AND OOZING THROUGH
THE VENT COVERS.
739
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,713
YOU'’RE A SICK MAN,
ERNEST.
740
00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:09,194
WE'’VE GOT TO EAT AND
FIND "THE CLAUS."
741
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:13,023
WITH MY TRACKING SKILLS,
THAT SHOULD BE NO PROBLEMO.
742
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:14,808
COMPRENDO ?
743
00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:18,028
[ Sizzle ]
744
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:20,030
AHHH.
745
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:23,382
I LIKE LOTS AND LOTS OF BUTTER
WITH MINE, DON'’T YOU ?
746
00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,297
LOTS OF BUTTER.
747
00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:26,602
OOOH.
748
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,562
[ Snort ]
749
00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:32,565
OH, YEAH.
750
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,915
ALIEN GOATS,
ALL RIGHT.
751
00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:37,265
I READ ABOUT THIS
IN THE ENQUIRER.
752
00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:49,147
REINDEER ?
BUT I KNEW THAT !
753
00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:51,236
IT'’S PART OF
THE SAME SPECIES.
754
00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:53,020
[ Whoosh ]
755
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,196
THAT'’S SIX
OUT OF EIGHT.
756
00:35:57,633 --> 00:36:01,463
BOBBY, THERE IS SOMETHING
REAL SIGNIFICANT GOING ON HERE.
757
00:36:04,423 --> 00:36:09,167
♪ FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
758
00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:11,952
♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS
THREE FRENCH HENS ♪
759
00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,475
♪ TWO TURTLE DOVES
760
00:36:15,347 --> 00:36:17,827
[ Lone Male Voice ]
♪ AND A PARTRIDGE
761
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:22,745
♪ IN A PEAR TREE ♪
762
00:36:28,838 --> 00:36:31,363
THIS ONE WAS MADE IN
MRS. THOMPSON'’S ROOM.
763
00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:32,625
ISN'’T THAT NICE ?
764
00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:34,192
YOU HAVE TO BE
VERY CAREFUL WHEN--
765
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:38,021
I NEED TO FIND THE MAN
WHO WAS HERE YESTERDAY.
766
00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:39,197
WHAT'’S
HIS NAME ?
767
00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:42,548
SANTA CLAUS.
768
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:43,331
WHO ?
769
00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:46,247
SANTA CLAUS.
770
00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:47,379
WHAT'’D YOU SAY ?
771
00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,859
HIS NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.
772
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:55,082
THAT'’S IT,
YUCK IT UP.
773
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,390
HE HAPPENS TO BE A CLOSE,
PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE.
774
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,348
NA-NA, NA-NA-NA.
775
00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,439
FIFTH-GRADERS THINK
THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.
776
00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:07,181
I KNOW WHO YOU'’RE
TALKING ABOUT.
777
00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:10,489
HE'’S THAT POOR OLD MAN
THE POLICE TOOK AWAY
YESTERDAY.
778
00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:13,187
UH-UH-UH.
779
00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:15,363
SANTA CLAUS
GOT BUSTED ?
780
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,148
I GOTTA GO.
781
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:20,281
WHAT I REALLY WANTED
FOR CHRISTMAS...
782
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:26,853
WAS A MILLION DOLLARS
IN SMALL, UNMARKED BILLS.
783
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,248
[ Jingle ]
784
00:37:31,553 --> 00:37:33,033
GUESS WHAT !
785
00:37:33,163 --> 00:37:36,471
I WASN'’T DOING ANYTHING.
I WAS GUARDING IT.
786
00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:38,691
SANTA'’S IN THE SLAMMER.
787
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,693
WE'’VE GOT TO
GET HIM OUT.
788
00:37:40,823 --> 00:37:42,521
IS VAGRANCY
A CAPITAL CRIME ?
789
00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:45,567
[ Engine Starts ]
790
00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:46,699
[ Tires Screech ]
791
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,707
NO, LADY,
YOU CAN'’T HAVE THAT.
792
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:56,274
PUT THAT BACK.
793
00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,321
I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
CHIEF SPENKS,
794
00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:02,280
BUT HE'’S FROM
THE GOVERNOR'’S OFFICE.
795
00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:04,325
GREAT, THAT'’S JUST
WHAT I NEED TODAY;
796
00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,501
SOME KNOW-NOTHING
FROM THE CAPITAL
COMING DOWN HERE...
797
00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:08,286
AND TELLING ME
HOW TO RUN MY--
798
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:11,680
HELLO, I'’M CHIEF SPENKS.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU ?
799
00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:13,900
CLEMENTH, HERE.
OSCAR CLEMENTH.
800
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,771
I'’M WITH THE GOVERNOR'S
STATE CORRECTIONAL...
801
00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:19,253
INSTITUTIONAL PRISONER
FAIR TREATMENT TASK FORCE.
802
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,863
AND THIS IS THE
GOVERNOR'’S NIECE,
803
00:38:20,994 --> 00:38:22,212
MINDY.
804
00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:25,825
MINDY'’S WRITING
A SCHOOL PAPER...
805
00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:28,306
ON "HOW GOVERNMENT
REALLY WORKS."
806
00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:29,524
HOW NICE.
807
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:33,049
THIS IS A SURPRISE
INSPECTION, CHIEF.
808
00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:35,922
NOW, WAIT
JUST A MINUTE.
809
00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:39,273
DO YOU NEED AN EDUCATION TO BE
CHIEF, OR CAN ANYBODY DO IT ?
810
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:41,231
WE HAD TO
FIGHT THROUGH...
811
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,973
AN ARMY OF TV CAMERAMEN
JUST TO GET IN HERE.
812
00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:45,235
NOW, LOOK HERE--
813
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:49,065
IS THAT "SPINKS"
OR "SPENKS" ?
814
00:38:49,196 --> 00:38:51,372
- NOW, LOOK--
- I CAN'’T TELL YOU WHAT A...
815
00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:54,332
PET PROJECT THIS IS
OF GOVERNOR ELLINGTON'’S.
816
00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:58,423
TV CAMERAMEN.
ARE WE COMMUNICATING HERE ?
817
00:38:59,598 --> 00:39:01,251
WERE YOU ELECTED
INTO OFFICE,
818
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,341
OR DID YOU JUST
BUY YOUR WAY IN ?
819
00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:05,299
ISN'’T SHE A DOLL ?
820
00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:09,434
THE GOAL
OF THIS FACILITY...
821
00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:13,046
IS TO REHABILITATE
AND RETRAIN THE WHOLE MAN;
822
00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:17,442
AND TO MAKE POSSIBLE
HIS SMOOTH REENTRY
INTO SOCIETY,
823
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:20,532
ONCE HE'’S PAID FOR
THE CRIMES HE'’S COMMITTED.
824
00:39:20,662 --> 00:39:23,883
THESE ARE OUR MOST
RECENT OFFENDERS.
825
00:39:26,015 --> 00:39:28,366
[ Officer ]
OPEN "D" CELL.
826
00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:30,629
BE SURE TO TAKE
COPIOUS NOTES, MINDY,
827
00:39:30,759 --> 00:39:32,195
AND WATCH
THAT PENMANSHIP.
828
00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:48,342
WHO'’S THE OLD MAN ?
829
00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:49,691
UM, MR. SANTOS.
830
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,216
MR. SANTOS,
831
00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:55,741
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN TREATED
SINCE YOU'’VE BEEN HERE ?
832
00:39:55,871 --> 00:39:58,700
MY NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.
833
00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:00,093
EXCUSE ME ?
834
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:01,137
SANTA CLAUS.
835
00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:04,140
DID HE SAY
"SANTA CLAUS" ?
836
00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:06,186
I THINK SO.
837
00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:08,841
MY GOOD MAN,
YOU ARE NOT SANTA CLAUS.
838
00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:09,798
I AM !
839
00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:11,104
- ARE NOT.
- AM TOO !
840
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,235
- ARE NOT.
- AM TOO !
841
00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:13,323
ARE NOT !
842
00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:16,022
I AM TOO,
AND YOU KNOW IT !
843
00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,026
THIS MAN THINKS
HE IS SANTA CLAUS,
844
00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:22,855
AND YOU KEEP HIM IN
A CELL WITH REGULAR,
845
00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:25,553
ORDINARY, EVERYDAY,
HARMLESS CRIMINALS ?
846
00:40:25,684 --> 00:40:27,381
EXCUSE ME,
847
00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:29,427
BUT HE REALLY
IS SANTA CLAUS.
848
00:40:31,472 --> 00:40:33,866
YOU SEE THAT ?
INFECTIOUS INSANITY.
849
00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:36,434
THIS MAN NEEDS
TO BE ISOLATED.
850
00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:39,088
ARE YOU
GETTING THIS ?
UNCLE HERBERT
WILL BE SHOCKED.
851
00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:42,570
MAYBE IT'’S A MISTAKE;
A CLERICAL ERROR.
852
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:46,444
IS THIS THE WAY
GOVERNMENT REALLY WORKS ?
853
00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:49,011
LOOK AT THOSE
BEADY TWINKLING EYES,
854
00:40:49,142 --> 00:40:50,622
THOSE MERRY CHEEKS.
855
00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:54,364
I BET WHEN HE LAUGHS HE SHAKES
LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY.
856
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,932
CALL MY OFFICE AND
TELL THEM I'’M TAKING...
857
00:40:57,063 --> 00:41:00,501
THIS MENACE TO SOCIETY
TO THE PADDED PARTY ROOM.
858
00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:02,677
I HATE FOR YOU TO HAVE
TO SEE THIS, MY DEAR.
859
00:41:02,808 --> 00:41:05,288
I'’D HATE FOR UNCLE HERBERT
TO HAVE TO SEE THIS.
860
00:41:05,419 --> 00:41:07,465
OH, DON'’T TELL HIM.
861
00:41:07,595 --> 00:41:09,205
THE GOVERNOR WOULD
MAKE A THROW RUG...
862
00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:11,469
OUT OF THIS MAN'’S
CHEST HAIR.
863
00:41:12,644 --> 00:41:14,254
MOVE IT, POPS !
864
00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:16,038
[ Prisoner ]
SEE YOU, SANTA.
865
00:41:16,169 --> 00:41:18,301
[ Prisoner ]
TAKE IT EASY, SANTA.
866
00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:20,521
CAN WE STILL
GET ICE CREAM ?
867
00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:23,959
OF COURSE WE CAN,
BUT NONE FOR HIM.
868
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:25,744
[ Prisoner ]
WE'’LL BE GOOD !
869
00:41:25,874 --> 00:41:29,095
ALL RIGHT !
WAS THAT COOL
OR WHAT ?
870
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:30,879
"IS THIS THE WAY
GOVERNMENT REALLY WORKS ?"
871
00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:33,491
THEY BOUGHT IT !
OH, WHAT A TEAM.
872
00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:35,928
THAT WAS CLOSE.
THANK YOU, ERNEST.
873
00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:37,364
TIME IS
RUNNING OUT.
874
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,931
THIS IS GREAT.
875
00:41:39,061 --> 00:41:41,063
YOU ARE THE MOST FAMOUS
PERSON I'’VE EVER MET.
876
00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:43,501
YOU'’RE HIM:
"MR. TWINKLE IN THE EYE,"
877
00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:45,154
"MR. ROSY CHEEKS,"
878
00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:47,069
"MR. HO-HO !"
879
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,290
I'’VE GOT SUGARPLUMS DANCING
IN MY HEAD AS WE SPEAK.
880
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,118
ERNEST, CHILL OUT,
WILL YOU ?
881
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:54,076
SHE STILL DOESN'’T
BELIEVE IN YOU.
882
00:41:54,207 --> 00:41:56,557
GET REAL.
883
00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:58,907
NOBODY BELIEVES
IN SANTA CLAUS.
884
00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:01,823
OH, SHE'’S BEEN THIS WAY
SINCE THAT CHRISTMAS...
885
00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:05,566
WHEN I BROUGHT HER A DOLL
INSTEAD OF A BASEBALL MITT.
886
00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:07,481
HAVEN'’T YOU, PAMELA ?
887
00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:15,968
YOU SEE,
I TOOK OVER...
888
00:42:16,098 --> 00:42:18,971
THE POSITION OF
SANTA CLAUS IN 1889,
889
00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:20,450
FROM A GERMAN CHAP.
890
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:22,975
I ENJOYED
EVERY SECOND OF IT.
891
00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:26,805
THEN HOW COME YOU DON'’T WANT
TO BE SANTA CLAUS ANYMORE ?
892
00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,503
NO, NO,
IT ISN'’T THAT.
893
00:42:29,634 --> 00:42:31,810
YOU SEE,
WITH THE PASSING OF TIME,
894
00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:33,638
THE MAGIC FADES.
895
00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:35,901
I'’VE GOT SOME JUMPER CABLES
IN THE BACK...
896
00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:37,555
IF YOU NEED RECHARGING.
897
00:42:37,685 --> 00:42:39,165
NO, ERNEST.
898
00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:41,080
IT'’S RECHARGED
THROUGH THE PASSING...
899
00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:42,951
FROM ONE PERSON
TO THE NEXT.
900
00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:46,172
THAT'’S WHY JOE CARRUTHERS
IS SO IMPORTANT.
901
00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:49,392
I'’VE GOT TO MAKE HIM
THE NEXT SANTA CLAUS...
902
00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:51,873
BEFORE 7:00 TONIGHT.
903
00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:56,138
OR I'’M AFRAID...
904
00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:58,532
THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS,
905
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:02,449
THE JOYS AND FEELINGS,
906
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,233
WILL BE GONE FOREVER.
907
00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:08,803
[ Santa ] THAT'’S WHY
WE'’VE GOT TO FIND JOE.
908
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,720
[ Harmony ] MARTY'’S OFFICE
IS ON THE 2nd FLOOR.
909
00:43:12,851 --> 00:43:16,028
THESE STEPS MIGHT AS WELL
BE MOUNT EVEREST.
910
00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:20,032
HOLD ON
A SECOND, HON.
911
00:43:20,162 --> 00:43:22,251
SUPERIOR TALENT, INC.
MARTY BROCK'’S--
912
00:43:22,382 --> 00:43:26,038
IS MY SECOND-BORN SON
WITHOUT A SLIVER OF GRATITUDE ?
913
00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:29,737
HE WOULDN'’T EVEN PICK UP
HIS OWN MOTHER AT THE AIRPORT.
914
00:43:29,868 --> 00:43:33,045
I'’M ONLY GLAD HIS FATHER
NEVER LIVED TO SEE THE DAY...
915
00:43:33,175 --> 00:43:36,091
WHEN HIS SON WOULD TREAT
HIS OWN MOTHER THIS WAY.
916
00:43:36,222 --> 00:43:38,137
ME, A LONELY OLD WOMAN...
917
00:43:38,267 --> 00:43:41,314
FORCED TO COPE
IN A WORLD OF INDIFFERENCE.
918
00:43:41,444 --> 00:43:42,837
HOLD ON
JUST A MINUTE.
919
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:45,840
WHERE IS HE ?
WHERE IS MARTIN ?
920
00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,103
I NEED HIM TO HELP ME
WITH MY WILL.
921
00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:52,151
HAVING WALKED FROM THE AIRPORT,
I'’LL BE DEAD SOON.
922
00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:53,848
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
HE'’S WITH A CLIENT.
923
00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:55,633
THAT'’S LIFE FOR YOU.
924
00:43:55,763 --> 00:43:59,506
YOU HAVE TWO SONS;
ONE GOOD, ONE BAD.
925
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,421
AND WOULDN'’T
YOU KNOW IT,
926
00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:04,424
WITH MY LUCK,
THE GOOD ONE DIES !
927
00:44:04,554 --> 00:44:07,079
BUT, MRS. BROCK,
I'’M SURE HE DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE COMING.
928
00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:10,212
DON'’T SIDE WITH HIM, HONEY.
THERE'’S NO FUTURE IN IT.
929
00:44:10,343 --> 00:44:13,302
JUST TELL ME WHERE HE IS.
930
00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:17,829
I HOPE ERNEST
HAS SUCCESS FINDING JOE.
931
00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:20,092
HE'’S BEEN IN THERE
A LONG TIME.
932
00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:22,660
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'’T
KICK HIM OUT RIGHT AWAY.
933
00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:27,839
YOUR MOTHER MUST BE
WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
934
00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:30,711
WHAT ?
WELL, YOU'’VE BEEN
GONE A MONTH NOW.
935
00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:33,758
THAT'’S A LONG TIME
FOR A GIRL YOUR AGE
TO BE ON HER OWN.
936
00:44:37,196 --> 00:44:39,111
YOU KNOW,
THAT IS SO FUNNY.
937
00:44:39,241 --> 00:44:41,766
PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME
ALL THE TIME.
938
00:44:41,896 --> 00:44:43,942
EVERYBODY THINKS
I'’M REALLY YOUNG, YOU KNOW,
939
00:44:44,072 --> 00:44:45,944
BUT I'’M NOT.
940
00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:47,075
I'’M 22.
941
00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:48,860
MY MISTAKE.
942
00:44:48,990 --> 00:44:50,905
I MIXED YOU UP
WITH SOMEONE...
943
00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:54,039
WHOSE PARENTS
HAD SOME PROBLEMS LAST YEAR.
944
00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:56,215
THEY GOT SO WRAPPED UP
IN THEMSELVES...
945
00:44:56,345 --> 00:44:58,043
THAT THEY FORGOT
THAT SHE ...
946
00:44:58,173 --> 00:45:00,088
NEEDED A LITTLE
ATTENTION, TOO.
947
00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:04,310
NO.
948
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,441
I--
949
00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:08,009
I DON'’T KNOW
ANYBODY LIKE THAT.
950
00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:14,015
SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SHE OUGHT TO
WISE UP TO THE WAY THINGS ARE,
951
00:45:14,146 --> 00:45:16,801
AND JUST START LOOKING
OUT FOR HERSELF.
952
00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:21,327
HEY, ERNEST !
953
00:45:21,457 --> 00:45:25,157
HOW'’D IT GO ?
IT WORKED GREAT !
954
00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:27,202
VICTORY
IS AT HAND.
955
00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,813
NOW, WE HAVE
TO MOVE ON...
956
00:45:28,943 --> 00:45:30,815
TO WHAT I LIKE
TO CALL "PLAN B."
957
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,207
LET'’S GET MOVING.
958
00:45:32,338 --> 00:45:35,123
[ Harmony ]
ALL RIGHT, ANOTHER SCAM !
959
00:45:36,603 --> 00:45:38,518
I CAN'’T TELL YOU HOW
PLEASED THEY WERE...
960
00:45:38,648 --> 00:45:40,999
WITH YOUR
PERFORMANCE YESTERDAY.
961
00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:43,958
IT'’S JUST FANTASTIC HOW WELL
BLAKE'’S COSTUMES FIT YOU.
962
00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:47,745
I WAS READING THE SCRIPT,
AND I'’M A BIT CONCERNED--
ABOUT WHAT ?
963
00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:50,530
THAT FATE DROPPED A LEAD
RIGHT INTO YOUR LAP ?
964
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,706
WHAT SHOULD WE DO
ABOUT THE BEARD ?
965
00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,708
LEAVE IT.
LOSE IT.
966
00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:56,754
UNTIL I KNOW
IF I WANT TO DO THIS.
967
00:45:56,884 --> 00:45:58,451
WHAT ?
968
00:45:58,581 --> 00:46:00,540
WHAT A KIDDER !
969
00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:02,934
DON'’T YOU JUST
LOVE THIS GUY ?
970
00:46:04,674 --> 00:46:06,981
CHEMISTRY.
I CAN FEEL IT.
971
00:46:07,112 --> 00:46:08,243
CAN YOU FEEL IT ?
972
00:46:08,374 --> 00:46:09,723
CAN YOU ?
973
00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:10,855
YES, YOU CAN.
974
00:46:10,985 --> 00:46:12,117
HERE YOU GO.
975
00:46:12,247 --> 00:46:13,771
TAKE REAL GOOD
CARE OF THIS.
976
00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:15,207
ME AND
FATHER CHRISTMAS...
977
00:46:15,337 --> 00:46:17,644
ARE GOING TO
DIAMOND WORLD PICTURES,
978
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,908
WHERE WE WILL SUCCESSFULLY
COMPLETE OUR MISSION.
979
00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:24,738
YOU GONNA BE OKAY ?
I'’LL BE FINE.
980
00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:27,349
WE'’RE GONNA GO FIND JOE
AT THE STUDIO.
981
00:46:28,307 --> 00:46:30,788
[ Hoofs Tapping ]
982
00:46:30,918 --> 00:46:34,095
OKAY, CALL ME CAUTIOUS
IF YOU WANT TO,
983
00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:36,794
BUT BETTER
SAFE THAN SORRY.
984
00:46:45,454 --> 00:46:47,717
OKAY,
WHAT'’S IN THE TRUCK ?
985
00:46:50,329 --> 00:46:53,767
IS THIS WHERE
THE HORROR MOVIE FOLK BE ?
986
00:46:53,898 --> 00:46:54,855
WHAT ?
987
00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,423
I GOT A TRUCKLOAD
OF SNAKES...
988
00:46:57,553 --> 00:46:59,642
FOR THEM
HORROR MOVIE FOLK.
989
00:46:59,773 --> 00:47:02,341
WELL, I'’D BETTER
TAKE A LOOK.
[ Rattle, Rattle ]
990
00:47:02,471 --> 00:47:05,823
CAREFUL NOW,
THEY BE POISON.
991
00:47:05,953 --> 00:47:08,390
POISON SNAKES.
992
00:47:08,521 --> 00:47:11,089
ONE MINUTE,
YOU'’RE A BIG...
993
00:47:11,219 --> 00:47:14,222
STRAPPIN'’ HEALTHY MAN,
AND THE NEXT...
994
00:47:14,353 --> 00:47:17,704
SSSSNAP !
995
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,098
YOU'’RE DEAD MEAT !
DEEP SIX.
996
00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:21,664
[ Rattle, Rattle ]
997
00:47:21,795 --> 00:47:23,579
CAREFUL, NOW.
998
00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:25,755
THEY'’LL
KNOT UP ON YA.
999
00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:28,236
THEM POISON SNAKES
WILL DO THAT.
1000
00:47:29,455 --> 00:47:31,849
GONNA GET '’EM
ALL RILED UP.
1001
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:34,155
[ Rattle, Rattle ]
1002
00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:39,030
WHEN THEY GET KNOTTED UP
ON YOU LIKE THAT,
1003
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,423
THEY GET REAL CRAZY.
1004
00:47:41,554 --> 00:47:43,556
ESPECIALLY ON A DAY
LIKE TODAY...
1005
00:47:43,686 --> 00:47:45,471
WHEN IT'’S REAL HOT.
1006
00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:46,515
HUH !
1007
00:47:46,646 --> 00:47:49,127
YOU WANT ONE
FOR YOUR BOY ?
1008
00:47:50,737 --> 00:47:53,261
I GAVE ONE TO
MY BOY LAST YEAR.
1009
00:47:55,133 --> 00:47:56,830
♪ ROCK OF AGES
NO, THAT'’S ALL RIGHT.
1010
00:47:56,961 --> 00:47:58,963
JUST TAKE THE TRUCK
OVER TO STAGE 5.
1011
00:47:59,093 --> 00:48:02,618
♪ CLEFT FOR ME
1012
00:48:02,749 --> 00:48:05,186
♪ LET ME HIDE
1013
00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:07,667
♪ MYSELF IN THEE ♪
1014
00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:12,498
THAT'’S ALL THESE
MOVIE PEOPLE WANT.
1015
00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:13,978
POISON !
1016
00:48:16,197 --> 00:48:18,112
OKAY.
1017
00:48:18,243 --> 00:48:19,157
NO.
1018
00:48:19,287 --> 00:48:20,462
SHE SAID "NO."
1019
00:48:32,997 --> 00:48:35,216
[ Whistles ]
1020
00:48:38,089 --> 00:48:40,004
[ Whistles ]
1021
00:48:57,717 --> 00:48:59,719
[ Indistinct Conversation ]
1022
00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:02,243
QUIET !
1023
00:49:02,374 --> 00:49:05,681
[ Director ]
OKAY, EVERYBODY, READY ?
1024
00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:08,989
ROLL PLAYBACK.
1025
00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:13,994
OKAY, ROLL, PLEASE.
1026
00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:16,954
CHRISTMAS SLEIGH TEST.
SCENE 94. TAKE ONE.
1027
00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:18,999
AND MARK.
1028
00:49:19,130 --> 00:49:22,176
READY AND ACTION.
1029
00:49:22,307 --> 00:49:24,570
[ Girl ] CAN WE SLEEP
WITH THE LIGHT ON TONIGHT ?
1030
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:27,660
[ Joe ] I THINK WE CAN
SPARE THE ELECTRICITY.
1031
00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:30,793
NOW OFF TO BED
WITH BOTH OF YOU !
1032
00:49:30,924 --> 00:49:33,318
YOU DON'’T WANT TO BE
AWAKE WHEN SANTA ARRIVES.
1033
00:49:33,448 --> 00:49:35,233
COME ON,
OFF YOU GO.
1034
00:49:39,324 --> 00:49:41,065
OKAY, THE KIDS
ARE GONE.
1035
00:49:41,195 --> 00:49:42,631
IT'’S TIME TO
SET OUT THE TOYS.
1036
00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:46,722
YOU'’RE BUBBLING OVER
WITH THE, UH--
1037
00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:50,030
CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT.
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
1038
00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:53,773
THEN YOU
HEAR SOMETHING.
1039
00:49:53,903 --> 00:49:56,994
WHAT IS IT ?
YOU DON'’T KNOW.
1040
00:49:58,082 --> 00:50:00,388
IT'’S OUTSIDE
THE DOOR.
1041
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:01,955
YEAH, OKAY.
1042
00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:04,914
NOW, IT MIGHT BE--
1043
00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:07,439
OLD SAINT
NICK.
OLD SAINT NICK.
1044
00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:14,359
SHOULD YOU
OPEN THE DOOR ?
1045
00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:15,577
OR NOT ?
1046
00:50:16,535 --> 00:50:18,406
ROARRR !
[ Crash ]
1047
00:50:21,192 --> 00:50:22,932
ROARRR !
DIE, YOU SON
OF A--
1048
00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:25,544
SON OF A--
1049
00:50:37,338 --> 00:50:38,774
CUT.
1050
00:50:38,905 --> 00:50:41,429
CUT ! CUT !
1051
00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:49,002
IS THERE
A PROBLEM, JOE ?
1052
00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:51,657
WELL, I SORT OF
CAN'’T SAY THAT.
1053
00:50:51,787 --> 00:50:54,051
THE KIDS ARE
RIGHT OVER THERE.
1054
00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:56,357
IT'’S NOTHING THEY
HAVEN'’T HEARD BEFORE.
1055
00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:58,664
NOT FROM ME.
1056
00:50:58,794 --> 00:51:00,622
LISTEN, JOEY.
1057
00:51:00,753 --> 00:51:03,234
WE'’RE NOT INTO GRATUITOUS
BAD LANGUAGE HERE.
1058
00:51:03,364 --> 00:51:05,323
IT'’S IMPORTANT
YOU SHOW YOUR ANGER.
1059
00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,542
OTHERWISE,
IT'’S TOTALLY UNMOTIVATED...
1060
00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:10,284
WHEN YOU PICK UP THE AX
AND HACK HIM TO PIECES.
1061
00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:11,285
GOOD HEAVENS !
1062
00:51:11,416 --> 00:51:13,026
WHO'’S THIS ?
OH, NO.
1063
00:51:13,157 --> 00:51:15,115
JOE, I THOUGHT THIS
MOTION PICTURE...
1064
00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:17,030
WAS CALLED
"CHRISTMAS SLEIGH."
1065
00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:19,163
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
1066
00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:20,860
I OWN A SLEIGH.
1067
00:51:20,990 --> 00:51:22,688
I DON'’T SEE WHAT
THIS HAS TO DO WITH--
1068
00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:23,558
NO, NO.
1069
00:51:23,689 --> 00:51:25,125
"SLAY, SLAY."
1070
00:51:25,256 --> 00:51:27,736
NOT "SLEIGH,"
BUT "SLAY."
1071
00:51:27,867 --> 00:51:30,174
S-L-A-Y.
1072
00:51:30,304 --> 00:51:31,740
WHAT ?
1073
00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:34,917
IT'’S ABOUT AN ALIEN
FROM OUTER SPACE.
1074
00:51:35,048 --> 00:51:38,312
HE COMES AND TERRORIZES
A BUNCH OF KIDS
OVER CHRISTMAS VACATION.
1075
00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:41,054
TERRORIZES CHILDREN,
DID YOU SAY ?
1076
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:42,142
AT CHRISTMASTIME ?
1077
00:51:43,622 --> 00:51:45,406
WHERE DID
HE COME FROM ?
1078
00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:50,107
[ Indistinct Conversation ]
1079
00:51:52,021 --> 00:51:54,198
WE NEVER SAW
HIM BEFORE, GUYS.
1080
00:51:54,328 --> 00:51:55,286
HONEST.
1081
00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:56,939
LISTEN, MARTY,
1082
00:51:57,070 --> 00:52:00,769
THE GUY SEEMS BOUND
AND DETERMINED...
1083
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:02,423
TO TALK TO ME.
1084
00:52:02,554 --> 00:52:04,382
LET ME SIT DOWN WITH HIM
FOR A FEW MINUTES,
1085
00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:07,080
LET HIM GET WHATEVER HE
HAS TO SAY OFF HIS CHEST,
1086
00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:09,213
AND THEN I'’LL
SEND HIM ON HIS WAY.
1087
00:52:09,343 --> 00:52:10,866
I PROMISE.
1088
00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:18,309
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT ?
1089
00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:19,875
FLYING REINDEER ?
1090
00:52:38,285 --> 00:52:40,548
WE'’RE WITH
THE ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY.
1091
00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:43,160
YOU GUYS SAY YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH REINDEER ?
1092
00:52:45,814 --> 00:52:47,164
[ Stamp, Stamp ]
1093
00:52:53,996 --> 00:52:55,998
COME ON, GUYS,
WE HAVEN'’T GOT ALL DAY.
1094
00:52:56,129 --> 00:52:57,478
WHAT'’S THE PROBLEM,
HUH ?
1095
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:06,531
[ Hoofs Tapping ]
1096
00:53:13,581 --> 00:53:17,281
WHAT THE--
OH, FLYING...
1097
00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:18,238
REINDEER.
1098
00:53:19,979 --> 00:53:22,373
UM, THAT'’S NOT US.
NO.
1099
00:53:22,503 --> 00:53:24,723
YOU NEED
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL.
1100
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:26,725
YEAH,
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL.
1101
00:53:30,946 --> 00:53:34,515
FROM THIS LONGITUDE,
YOU MUST LEAVE BY 7:00.
1102
00:53:34,646 --> 00:53:36,561
ANY LATER, AND YOU'’LL
RUN INTO DAYLIGHT...
1103
00:53:36,691 --> 00:53:38,563
BEFORE YOU GET TO
THE END OF THE TRIP.
1104
00:53:38,693 --> 00:53:40,869
SO, I'’VE ARRANGED--
HOLD IT.
1105
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,830
YOU'’RE TALKING
ABOUT EVERY CHILD
IN THE WHOLE WORLD...
1106
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,266
IN ONE NIGHT.
1107
00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:49,313
NO, YOU SEE,
MANY OF THEM...
1108
00:53:49,443 --> 00:53:52,141
HOLD CULTURAL BELIEFS THAT
DON'’T INCLUDE SANTA CLAUS.
1109
00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:55,057
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW MANY
CHILDREN ARE IN THE WORLD ?
1110
00:53:55,188 --> 00:54:01,368
1,789,635,142.
1111
00:54:01,499 --> 00:54:03,501
WELL, THAT'’S
A BALLPARK FIGURE.
1112
00:54:03,631 --> 00:54:06,721
IF I'’M GOING TOO QUICK,
JUST SAY SO.
1113
00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:10,508
[ Car Horn ]
1114
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:15,034
[ Jingle ]
1115
00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:28,613
[ Zing ]
1116
00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:30,397
MA-MA, MA-MA.
1117
00:54:34,967 --> 00:54:36,273
COME ON.
1118
00:54:36,403 --> 00:54:38,666
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE
ASKED FOR SOMETHING GOOD;
1119
00:54:38,797 --> 00:54:41,713
A STEREO,
SOME JEWELRY.
1120
00:54:44,019 --> 00:54:45,978
HEY, YOU !
YEAH ?
1121
00:54:46,108 --> 00:54:47,849
IS THIS
YOUR TRUCK ?
YUP.
1122
00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:49,938
ARE YOU THE
SNAKE GUY ?
YEAH.
1123
00:54:50,069 --> 00:54:51,505
OKAY, BOYS,
1124
00:54:51,636 --> 00:54:53,072
BRING '’EM ON
OVER HERE.
1125
00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:57,468
[ Hiss, Hiss ]
1126
00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:01,602
YEAH, THANKS.
1127
00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:03,300
I'’LL COUNT
'’EM LATER.
1128
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:04,605
[ Rattle, Hiss ]
1129
00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:07,260
EWW-HEWW.
1130
00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:10,611
LISTEN, YOU SEEM TO BE
VERY MUCH INTO THIS.
1131
00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:14,441
WHY DON'’T YOU JUST CONTINUE
BEING SANTA CLAUS YOURSELF ?
1132
00:55:14,572 --> 00:55:17,531
NOTHING WOULD GIVE
ME MORE PLEASURE.
1133
00:55:17,662 --> 00:55:20,229
BUT JOE, WHAT I'’M TALKING
ABOUT IS A TORCH;
1134
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,450
A BRIGHT, SHINING TORCH,
THAT IS CARRIED FOR AWHILE...
1135
00:55:23,581 --> 00:55:25,887
AND THEN PASSED ON
TO ANOTHER.
1136
00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:28,455
IF IT'’S NOT
PASSED ON,
1137
00:55:28,586 --> 00:55:32,764
THE FLAME
FLICKERS AND DIES.
1138
00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:36,724
YOU KNOW,
I'’VE CARRIED THIS TORCH
FOR MORE SEASONS...
1139
00:55:36,855 --> 00:55:38,683
THAN I SHOULD HAVE DONE.
1140
00:55:40,249 --> 00:55:42,426
BECAUSE I LOVED
IT SO MUCH.
1141
00:55:43,905 --> 00:55:49,346
BUT NOW, I'’VE TAKEN
TO MAKING NOTES.
1142
00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:51,348
WELL, YOU CAN'’T
DO IT THAT WAY.
1143
00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:53,306
IT SHOULDN'’T
BE DONE THAT WAY.
1144
00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:56,091
IT CAN'’T BE DONE
THAT WAY.
1145
00:55:57,484 --> 00:56:00,748
IT'’S TIME
FOR SOMEONE NEW.
1146
00:56:00,879 --> 00:56:03,316
IT'’S TIME
FOR YOU, JOE.
1147
00:56:08,016 --> 00:56:09,278
[ Zing ]
1148
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,673
AHH,
MORE KID STUFF.
1149
00:56:19,898 --> 00:56:22,857
I NEED MORE TIME.
1150
00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:36,958
HOW'’D IT GO ?
1151
00:56:37,089 --> 00:56:39,483
I DON'’T THINK I'D RIDE
BACK THERE IF I WERE YOU.
1152
00:56:39,613 --> 00:56:42,224
WHY DON'’T YOU RIDE UP
HERE WITH ME, OKAY ?
1153
00:56:42,355 --> 00:56:44,226
[ Rattle ]
1154
00:56:45,010 --> 00:56:46,968
OHHH.
1155
00:56:49,014 --> 00:56:51,016
DID YOU GET
RID OF HIM ?
1156
00:56:51,146 --> 00:56:53,932
UH, YEAH.
YEAH, I DID.
1157
00:56:58,023 --> 00:56:59,981
[ Santa ] I FEEL AS
LIGHT AS A BUBBLE, MY BOY.
1158
00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:02,244
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT A RELIEF THIS IS.
1159
00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:04,246
NOW, I MUST PICK
UP THE SACK,
1160
00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:06,727
THEN GO TO THE
CHILDREN'’S MUSEUM...
1161
00:57:06,858 --> 00:57:09,469
WHERE I'’VE ARRANGED
TO MEET JOE.
1162
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,254
HE MUST LEAVE
BY 7:00 AT THE LATEST.
1163
00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:14,431
WHAT ABOUT THE SLEIGH
AND THE 8 TINY REINDEER ?
1164
00:57:14,561 --> 00:57:17,434
THEY'’RE AT THE AIRPORT WAITING
FOR MY HELPERS TO PICK THEM UP.
1165
00:57:17,564 --> 00:57:19,523
YOU WANT TO GO FROM
THE AIRPORT...
1166
00:57:19,653 --> 00:57:22,656
TO DOWNTOWN
AT RUSH-HOUR ?
1167
00:57:24,789 --> 00:57:27,269
YES. IS THERE
A PROBLEM ?
1168
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,620
THEY'’LL BE BUNCHED IN THERE
LIKE CATERPILLARS...
1169
00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:31,491
OR SNAKES !
AHHH !
1170
00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:47,986
OH, HI.
BETTER GET
MOVING.
1171
00:57:48,116 --> 00:57:50,031
IT'’S TIME FOR
THE 3 MUSKETEERS
TO SADDLE UP...
1172
00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:52,033
AND RIDE TO GLORY.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
1173
00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:54,558
I-I-I DON'’T KNOW.
I THINK, UM--
1174
00:57:54,688 --> 00:57:57,125
I THINK I'’VE GOT
SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.
1175
00:57:57,256 --> 00:57:59,171
I'’M JUST GONNA
GET MY STUFF.
1176
00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:05,090
YOU BETTER
CHECK IT OUT.
1177
00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:06,483
WHY ?
1178
00:58:06,613 --> 00:58:08,572
WELL, CALL IT...
1179
00:58:08,702 --> 00:58:10,791
A FIFTH SENSE.
CALL IT...
1180
00:58:10,922 --> 00:58:12,532
A FLASH
OF INTERMISSION,
1181
00:58:12,663 --> 00:58:17,319
BUT I'’VE GOT THIS FEELING DEEP
DOWN IN THE HEART OF MY BOTTOM.
1182
00:58:19,017 --> 00:58:20,671
OH, I SEE.
1183
00:58:20,801 --> 00:58:24,022
SHE COULDN'’T DO
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
1184
00:58:24,152 --> 00:58:26,807
STILL, I'’D FEEL
A WHOLE LOT BETTER...
1185
00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:29,027
IF WE LOOKED
IN THE SACK.
1186
00:58:29,157 --> 00:58:30,768
[ Giggles ]
1187
00:58:33,466 --> 00:58:35,512
AH, WOULD YOU PUT
THIS IN THE PICKUP ?
1188
00:58:35,642 --> 00:58:36,513
SURE.
1189
00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:43,345
TRUST PEOPLE.
1190
00:58:43,476 --> 00:58:46,435
IT PAYS OFF MORE OFTEN
THAN YOU THINK.
1191
00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:56,620
ARE YOU READY TO GO ?
1192
00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:57,795
ME ?
1193
00:58:57,925 --> 00:58:59,797
UM, NO.
1194
00:58:59,927 --> 00:59:01,712
I'’VE GOT TO MEET
MY COUSIN, YOU KNOW.
1195
00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:03,627
SHE'’S HERE IN TOWN,
AND SHE CALLED ME.
1196
00:59:03,757 --> 00:59:06,325
SHE SAID SHE HAD
SOME CLOTHES FOR ME.
1197
00:59:06,455 --> 00:59:08,370
SO I'’M GOING TO GO
AND TRY '’EM ON, YOU KNOW ?
1198
00:59:08,501 --> 00:59:10,721
SEE IF THEY FIT
AND STUFF.
1199
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:11,896
I'’LL SEE YOU LATER.
1200
00:59:12,026 --> 00:59:13,375
BYE.
1201
00:59:13,506 --> 00:59:14,420
WISH US LUCK.
1202
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,640
OH, YEAH.
LUCK.
1203
00:59:16,770 --> 00:59:17,728
BYE.
1204
00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:43,275
[ Jingle ]
1205
00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:58,203
THERE YOU GO.
DOOR TO DOOR SERVICE.
1206
00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:01,032
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE
RIGHT PLACE OVER HERE.
1207
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:06,559
SANTA, I'’VE GOT
TO GET GOING.
1208
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:08,692
YOUR BOYS ARE FACING
RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC.
1209
01:00:08,822 --> 01:00:11,085
I'’VE GOT TO MAKE SURE
THEY GET YOU-KNOW-WHAT...
1210
01:00:11,216 --> 01:00:13,914
OVER TO YOU-KNOW-WHERE
BY YOU-KNOW-WHEN.
1211
01:00:14,045 --> 01:00:16,047
[Chuckles]
YEAH.
1212
01:00:30,975 --> 01:00:32,367
[ Knock, Knock]
1213
01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:36,502
JOE ?
1214
01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:42,987
JOE, ARE YOU HOME ?
1215
01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:44,989
YEAH.
JUST A SECOND.
1216
01:00:49,515 --> 01:00:51,604
HOW DID YOU
FIND MY HOUSE ?
1217
01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,562
WELL, IT COMES
WITH THE JOB.
1218
01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:56,174
WHAT ?
1219
01:00:56,304 --> 01:00:58,524
WHAT DID YOU
DO TO YOURSELF ?
1220
01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:00,265
IF YOU MUST KNOW,
1221
01:01:00,395 --> 01:01:01,745
I NEEDED TO TURN
THE CLOCK BACK.
1222
01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:03,747
WELL, I SHALL
HAVE TO FIGURE OUT...
1223
01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:05,139
HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS.
1224
01:01:06,575 --> 01:01:08,099
WE CAN TALK ON OUR WAY
TO THE CHILDREN'’S MUSEUM.
1225
01:01:08,229 --> 01:01:08,839
LOOK,
1226
01:01:08,969 --> 01:01:11,232
YOU KNOW,
1227
01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:13,539
I REALLY DON'’T
KNOW HOW TO...
1228
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,542
DEAL WITH SOMETHING
LIKE THIS.
1229
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:18,805
COME WITH ME.
I WILL PROVE TO YOU--
1230
01:01:18,936 --> 01:01:21,547
WHY ME ? WHY NOT PICK
ON SOMEBODY ELSE ?
1231
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:24,202
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
THE QUALITIES;
1232
01:01:24,332 --> 01:01:27,379
THE UNDERSTANDING
OF CHILDREN.
1233
01:01:27,509 --> 01:01:29,120
YOU HAVE THE MAGIC...
1234
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,991
INSIDE YOU.
1235
01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:32,906
WHAT'’S THIS
SUPPOSED TO BE ?
1236
01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:34,560
MY MAGIC
SACK OF TOYS ?
1237
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:37,215
LOOK,
IT'’S JUST FEATHERS !
1238
01:01:37,345 --> 01:01:39,347
I KNOW
IT'’S FEATHERS !
1239
01:01:39,478 --> 01:01:42,350
THE REAL SACK
WAS TAKEN.
1240
01:01:42,481 --> 01:01:47,094
I HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH
THAT IT WILL BE RETURNED.
1241
01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:49,401
AT THE CHILDREN'’S
MUSEUM, RIGHT ?
1242
01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:53,405
THANKS.
1243
01:01:55,407 --> 01:01:57,104
NO, THANKS.
1244
01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:01,848
LOOK,
1245
01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:04,808
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
TO KEEP...
1246
01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:08,376
WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT
TO GIVE ME MORE THAN JUST,
1247
01:02:08,507 --> 01:02:11,075
YOU KNOW, FEATHERS.
1248
01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:19,170
JOE,
1249
01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:21,955
SEARCH YOUR HEART.
1250
01:02:22,086 --> 01:02:25,219
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
THAT CAN CONVINCE YOU...
1251
01:02:25,350 --> 01:02:27,308
OF THE TRUTH.
1252
01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:31,835
IN A WAY,
I WISH THERE WAS,
1253
01:02:31,965 --> 01:02:34,228
BUT I HAVEN'’T
SEEN IT YET.
1254
01:03:10,003 --> 01:03:11,788
HOW FAR WILL
THIS GET ME ?
1255
01:03:11,918 --> 01:03:13,006
WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO ?
1256
01:03:13,137 --> 01:03:15,269
DOESN'’T MATTER.
1257
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,575
ANYWHERE...
1258
01:03:16,705 --> 01:03:19,056
AWAY FROM HERE.
1259
01:03:19,186 --> 01:03:20,884
PROBABLY
GET YOU TO MIAMI;
1260
01:03:21,014 --> 01:03:23,103
LEAVES ABOUT 6:40.
1261
01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:25,018
THERE'’S
NOTHING SOONER ?
1262
01:03:25,149 --> 01:03:26,803
NOT ON
CHRISTMAS EVE.
1263
01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:30,676
ALL RIGHT.
1264
01:03:45,996 --> 01:03:47,780
ARE WE GONNA
MISS SANTA ?
1265
01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:49,216
NO, HONEY.
1266
01:03:49,347 --> 01:03:51,958
HE ONLY BRINGS YOU
PRESENTS IF YOU'’RE GOOD.
1267
01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:54,047
[ Mother ]
BOBBY, SIT DOWN HERE !
1268
01:04:13,110 --> 01:04:16,635
EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU TELL ME
IF THIS BUS GOES DOWNTOWN ?
1269
01:04:16,765 --> 01:04:18,855
ALL THE WAY
TO THE TRAIN STATION.
1270
01:04:18,985 --> 01:04:20,552
THANK YOU.
1271
01:04:24,991 --> 01:04:28,908
HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE
SOMETHING'’S AWFULLY WRONG.
1272
01:04:29,039 --> 01:04:31,519
MISJUDGED SOMEBODY,
THAT'’S ALL.
1273
01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:35,828
WELL, YOU CAN'’T JUDGE
A BOOK BY ITS COVER.
1274
01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:37,525
NO WAY.
1275
01:04:37,656 --> 01:04:39,005
OH, WELL,
1276
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:41,181
IF I COULD BE WRONG
ABOUT ONE PERSON,
1277
01:04:41,312 --> 01:04:43,662
I GUESS I COULD
BE WRONG ABOUT ANOTHER.
1278
01:05:04,683 --> 01:05:07,077
[ Whoosh ]
BOBBY, SEE THAT ONE
RIGHT THERE ?
1279
01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:08,600
[ Whoosh ]
RIGHT THERE !
FIFTY LAPS !
1280
01:05:08,730 --> 01:05:11,385
NOW, THE WAY
I'’VE GOT IT FIGURED,
1281
01:05:11,516 --> 01:05:12,996
[ Whoosh ]
THESE RASCALS...
1282
01:05:13,126 --> 01:05:16,042
ARE WARMING UP
FOR SOMETHING REAL BIG.
1283
01:05:16,173 --> 01:05:18,784
[ P.A. Announcer ]
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL...
1284
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:24,442
OF EASTERN AIRLINES FLIGHT 835
FROM TORONTO AT GATE 21-A.
1285
01:05:38,021 --> 01:05:40,893
HEY, FELLAS, THE
SLEIGH'’S DOWN HERE.
1286
01:05:47,726 --> 01:05:49,467
LOOK NOW, FELLAS,
1287
01:05:50,903 --> 01:05:52,818
I'’VE GOT TO HAVE
THOSE REINDEER...
1288
01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:54,994
AT THE CHILDREN'’S MUSEUM,
LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO.
1289
01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:56,169
KNOW WHAT
I MEAN ?
1290
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:57,257
YOUR NAME ELMES ?
1291
01:05:57,388 --> 01:05:58,258
ERNEST.
1292
01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:01,566
YOUR NAME
AIN'’T ELMES ?
1293
01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:02,828
NO, ERNEST.
1294
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,482
ERNEST.
1295
01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:12,794
WELL, EH, ERNEST,
WE'’VE BEEN HOLDING...
1296
01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:15,493
THESE FLEABAGS FOR
A FELLOW NAMED ELMES.
1297
01:06:15,623 --> 01:06:19,758
NOW, WE GOT SOME
REAL GOOD QUESTIONS,
1298
01:06:19,888 --> 01:06:22,848
AND HE BETTER HAVE
SOME REAL GOOD ANSWERS.
1299
01:06:24,502 --> 01:06:27,896
LOOK, FELLAS, YOU GOT
TO HELP ME OUT HERE.
1300
01:06:28,027 --> 01:06:30,987
FIRST, LET ME ASK YOU
ONE QUESTION.
1301
01:06:31,117 --> 01:06:32,989
DO YOU BELIEVE
IN SANTA CLAUS ?
1302
01:06:36,731 --> 01:06:39,691
FOR SOME REASON, I KNEW
THAT THIS QUESTION...
1303
01:06:39,821 --> 01:06:41,693
WAS GOING
TO COME UP.
1304
01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:44,435
WELCOME TO
ORLANDO.
1305
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,524
NEXT, PLEASE.
1306
01:06:46,654 --> 01:06:48,352
NEXT IN LINE,
PLEASE.
1307
01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:50,528
NEXT IN LINE,
PLEASE.
1308
01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:02,540
WHY NOT ?
1309
01:07:02,670 --> 01:07:04,281
IT'’S CHRISTMAS,
AIN'’T IT ?
1310
01:07:05,630 --> 01:07:06,587
THANKS, SKIPPY.
1311
01:07:08,589 --> 01:07:10,200
NO, NO, NO.
1312
01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:12,289
I GOT NO WAYBILL.
I GOT NO...
1313
01:07:12,419 --> 01:07:14,726
SECOND PARTY
PICK UP RELEASE.
1314
01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:17,424
I GOT NO CUSTOMS
QUARANTINE WAIVER.
1315
01:07:17,555 --> 01:07:19,905
WELL, THEN, YOU
AIN'’T GOT NO REINDEER,
1316
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,648
'’CAUSE WE'RE SAVING THEM
FOR A FELLOW NAMED HELPER ELMES.
1317
01:07:23,778 --> 01:07:25,171
HELPER ELVES.
1318
01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:28,261
YOU GOT AN I.D. ?
1319
01:07:28,392 --> 01:07:30,046
[ Together ]
TA DA !
1320
01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:34,398
WELL, THAT
OUGHT TO DO IT.
1321
01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:37,923
WE DON'’T HAVE
TIME TO LOSE.
1322
01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:40,230
OKAY, FELLAS,
MOVE '’EM OUT !
1323
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,840
[ Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh ]
1324
01:07:41,970 --> 01:07:43,233
OH !
1325
01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,757
OKAY, EVERYBODY
ON BOARD !
1326
01:07:46,801 --> 01:07:48,064
I WILL NOT
ALLOW US...
1327
01:07:48,194 --> 01:07:50,066
TO MISS OUR
R-R-RENDEZVOUS...
1328
01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:51,241
WITH DESTINY.
1329
01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:53,460
FRONT SEAT !
SHOTGUN !
1330
01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:56,942
OW !
1331
01:08:00,206 --> 01:08:01,381
[ Truck Engine ]
1332
01:08:01,512 --> 01:08:04,036
[ Grunts ]
1333
01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:05,690
WE'’LL NEVER MAKE IT
ON THE FREEWAY,
1334
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:06,952
BUT FORTUNATELY,
1335
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,955
I KNOW A SHORTCUT.
1336
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,565
I'’VE BEEN
THIS WAY BEFORE.
1337
01:08:11,696 --> 01:08:13,611
OH, NO.
THE GATE'’S CLOSED.
1338
01:08:13,741 --> 01:08:15,613
IT'’S NOT
WHO YOU KNOW,
1339
01:08:15,743 --> 01:08:17,049
IT'’S WHAT YOU KNOW.
1340
01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:18,268
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
[ Click ]
1341
01:08:20,357 --> 01:08:21,793
DON'’T BLOW IT,
ELROD.
1342
01:08:21,923 --> 01:08:23,186
WE GOT LOTS
AT STAKE HERE.
1343
01:08:23,316 --> 01:08:25,275
TRUST ME.
1344
01:08:25,971 --> 01:08:26,972
[ Pop ]
1345
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,974
[ Groan ]
1346
01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:01,354
GOOD NIGHT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1347
01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:04,096
AH, YOU'’RE
THE LAST ONE OUT.
1348
01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:06,925
WELL, EVERYONE ELSE
HAS FAMILIES TO GO HOME TO.
1349
01:09:07,055 --> 01:09:08,622
I VOLUNTEERED
TO STAY LATE.
1350
01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:11,321
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1351
01:09:17,065 --> 01:09:20,504
[ Announcer ]
THE 6:40 TO MIAMI,
ARRIVING ON TIME.
1352
01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:29,774
[ Girl ]
MOMMA, HOW DOES SANTA
CARRY ALL HIS PRESENTS ?
1353
01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:32,603
[ Mother ] IN HIS SACK.
[ Girl ]
HOW DO THEY ALL FIT ?
1354
01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:35,997
[ Mother ]
I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE
IT'’S SOME SORT OF MAGIC.
1355
01:09:36,128 --> 01:09:39,218
YOU DON'’T STILL BELIEVE
IN THAT STUFF, DO YOU ?
1356
01:09:48,967 --> 01:09:52,753
WELL, THERE YOU GO.
I MESSED THINGS UP, LIKE ALWAYS.
1357
01:09:54,277 --> 01:09:58,498
ONLY NOW, I MESSED UP
CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYBODY.
1358
01:09:58,629 --> 01:10:00,935
MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR,
1359
01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:02,676
AND I BLEW IT !
1360
01:10:02,807 --> 01:10:04,200
IF SANTA
WERE HERE,
1361
01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:05,723
HE'’D KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
1362
01:10:05,853 --> 01:10:07,899
YEAH ?
WHAT WOULD HE DO ?
1363
01:10:08,029 --> 01:10:09,727
[ Grunt, Grunt ]
1364
01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:13,992
[ Snap ]
1365
01:10:14,122 --> 01:10:15,733
I'’VE GOT IT !
1366
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:21,652
UH-OH, BIG RED
AIN'’T GOING TO LIKE THIS.
1367
01:10:23,393 --> 01:10:25,830
I SEE NO NEED
TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.
WE KNOW WHY WE'’RE HERE.
1368
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,571
JOE, WE WANT YOU
TO DO THE PICTURE.
1369
01:10:27,701 --> 01:10:28,833
WE ALL DO.
1370
01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:30,487
RIGHT GUYS ?
1371
01:10:30,617 --> 01:10:33,185
THESE REFLECT THE FIGURES
THAT WE DISCUSSED.
1372
01:10:33,316 --> 01:10:36,232
KEEP IN MIND, THIS KIND OF FILM
USUALLY GENERATES SEQUELS.
1373
01:10:36,362 --> 01:10:38,582
"CHRISTMAS SLAY 2, 3, 4."
1374
01:10:39,452 --> 01:10:41,541
GREAT.
IT'’S GREAT.
1375
01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:45,066
LOOK,
BEFORE WE SIGN,
1376
01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:47,373
I NEED TO GO OVER
A FEW PROBLEMS...
1377
01:10:47,504 --> 01:10:49,201
I HAVE
WITH THE SCRIPT.
1378
01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:50,768
PROBLEMS ?
1379
01:10:52,770 --> 01:10:56,339
CAN'’T WE DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE VIOLENCE
AND BAD LANGUAGE ?
1380
01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:57,601
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE ?
1381
01:10:57,731 --> 01:10:59,690
YOU CAN'’T DICTATE
CHANGES TO ME.
1382
01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:01,257
YOU'’RE NOT SOME BIG STAR.
1383
01:11:01,387 --> 01:11:03,433
YOU'’VE DONE A CHUMP KID SHOW
ALL YOUR LIFE.
1384
01:11:03,563 --> 01:11:04,956
IT GOT CANCELED.
1385
01:11:05,086 --> 01:11:08,873
ALL YOU KNOW IS
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU."
1386
01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:11,005
GET WITH IT.
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD !
1387
01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:16,054
[ Snort, Snort ]
1388
01:11:30,938 --> 01:11:33,201
OKAY, FASTEN
YOUR SEAT BELTS.
1389
01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:35,247
PUT YOUR TRAY TABLES
AND SEATS IN THEIR...
1390
01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:37,989
FULL, UPRIGHT
AND LOCKED POSITIONS.
1391
01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:41,079
IT'’S TIME TO
SLIP THE SURLY BONDS OF EARTH...
1392
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:44,387
AND DANCE THE SKIES
ON LAUGHTER'’S SILVERED WINGS.
1393
01:11:44,517 --> 01:11:45,649
OH, BROTHER.
1394
01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:49,566
OKAY, GIDDY UP.
1395
01:11:49,696 --> 01:11:51,307
[ Snort ]
1396
01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:54,832
AMERICAN 2-6-5,
YOU ARE CLEAR TO TAXI.
1397
01:11:56,355 --> 01:11:59,532
I GOT AN EASTERN L-10-11
HOLDING ON RAMP FOUR.
1398
01:12:02,753 --> 01:12:04,276
WHAT ?
1399
01:12:04,407 --> 01:12:05,973
AIRPORT SECURITY,
1400
01:12:06,104 --> 01:12:08,672
I HAVE AN UNAUTHORIZED
VEHICLE ON RUNWAY 2-7 LEFT.
1401
01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:11,239
ANCHORS AWEIGH ?
1402
01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:13,764
AH, MAY THE FORCE
BE WITH YOU.
1403
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:16,593
[ Sirens ]
1404
01:12:16,723 --> 01:12:17,463
NOW, DASHER !
1405
01:12:17,594 --> 01:12:18,769
NOW, DANCER !
1406
01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:20,336
NOW, PRANCER !
NOW, VIXEN !
1407
01:12:21,424 --> 01:12:22,816
ON, COMET !
ON, CUPID !
1408
01:12:22,947 --> 01:12:23,861
ON, DONDER !
1409
01:12:23,991 --> 01:12:26,603
UH, SQUEAKY.
UH, SQUISH.
1410
01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:28,039
DOPEY, GRUMPY--
1411
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,606
BLISTER.
1412
01:12:29,736 --> 01:12:30,607
BLITZEN !
1413
01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,609
THAT'’S GOOD.
BLITZEN !
1414
01:12:32,739 --> 01:12:34,350
OH-H-H !
1415
01:12:36,874 --> 01:12:39,050
[ Squeals ]
1416
01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,530
[ Screams ]
1417
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,061
HE'’S GOING TO KILL US !
1418
01:12:50,191 --> 01:12:52,411
DON'’T YOU WORRY,
MY LITTLE GHERKIN BUDDIES.
1419
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:54,848
THE VEHICLE AIN'’T BEEN
MADE THAT I CAN'’T DRIVE.
1420
01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:56,633
AH-H-H !
1421
01:12:56,763 --> 01:12:59,549
[ Screams And Squeals ]
1422
01:13:05,032 --> 01:13:06,773
I NEED OXYGEN.
1423
01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:11,299
AH-H-H !
1424
01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:13,171
IT'’S GOING WEST !
1425
01:13:13,301 --> 01:13:14,477
NO, SOUTH.
1426
01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:16,130
HE'’S ALL OVER
THE SCREEN.
1427
01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:18,916
[ Screams ]
1428
01:13:20,308 --> 01:13:22,833
HIT THE ALTITUDE
LIMITER SWITCH, BOZO !
1429
01:13:22,963 --> 01:13:24,400
ALTITUDE LIMITER SWITCH.
1430
01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:25,923
IS THAT IT ?
1431
01:13:26,053 --> 01:13:28,055
THE BRAKE, BOZO !
THE BRAKE !
1432
01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:29,056
YEAH, THE BRAKE.
1433
01:13:29,187 --> 01:13:31,363
OH ! OH !
1434
01:13:31,494 --> 01:13:34,018
AH-H-H !
AH-H-H !
1435
01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:35,628
AH-H-H !
1436
01:13:35,759 --> 01:13:37,413
[ Screams ]
1437
01:13:39,284 --> 01:13:40,677
WE'’RE ALL GONNA DIE !
1438
01:13:40,807 --> 01:13:43,506
[ Screams ]
1439
01:13:43,636 --> 01:13:46,030
SO, DID YOU EVER
FIND YOUR SACK ?
1440
01:13:46,770 --> 01:13:48,162
YES.
1441
01:13:48,293 --> 01:13:50,251
IT WAS
TAKEN AGAIN.
1442
01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:52,384
BY WHOM ?
1443
01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:54,734
A LITTLE GIRL
CALLED PAMELA TRENTON.
1444
01:13:54,865 --> 01:13:56,388
SHY,
1445
01:13:56,519 --> 01:14:00,174
ALWAYS AFRAID TO SIT
ON SANTA'’S KNEE,
1446
01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:03,134
ALWAYS WONDERING
IF HIS BEARD WERE REAL.
1447
01:14:04,744 --> 01:14:05,745
SMART, THOUGH.
1448
01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:07,617
QUICK-WITTED.
1449
01:14:10,054 --> 01:14:13,405
I WONDER
WHAT HAPPENED...
1450
01:14:13,536 --> 01:14:15,363
TO THAT GIRL,
ANYWAY.
1451
01:14:15,494 --> 01:14:21,282
[ Santa ]
I WONDER IF THERE'’S ANY
OF THAT LITTLE GIRL LEFT.
1452
01:14:25,286 --> 01:14:27,724
UNLESS, AT AGE 51,
YOU HAVE ANY BETTER OFFERS,
1453
01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:30,030
AND I'’M SURE YOU DON'T,
I SUGGEST YOU SIGN THIS,
1454
01:14:30,161 --> 01:14:32,685
AND WE GET BACK
TO MAKING MOVIES.
1455
01:14:32,816 --> 01:14:35,035
[ Jingle, Jingle ]
1456
01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:37,211
NOW, HAVE WE GOT A DEAL ?
1457
01:14:37,342 --> 01:14:39,736
WE'’RE FAMILY HERE,
RIGHT, MARTY ?
1458
01:14:39,866 --> 01:14:42,173
WE'’RE MAKING THINGS WORK,
RIGHT ?
RIGHT.
1459
01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:46,438
JOE, WHAT IS WITH YOU ?
1460
01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:48,048
[ Jingle ]
1461
01:14:50,877 --> 01:14:52,923
IT'’S HIM.
1462
01:14:55,186 --> 01:14:57,493
I'’M HIM.
1463
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,714
WHO'’S HIM ?
1464
01:15:01,845 --> 01:15:05,196
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY !
1465
01:15:05,326 --> 01:15:06,937
JOE, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING ?
1466
01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:10,288
I TOLD YOU
I COULD FLY THIS THING.
PIECE OF CAKE.
1467
01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:12,333
LEVEL IT OUT,
BUBBLE-HEAD !
1468
01:15:12,464 --> 01:15:14,292
THAT CAN'’T BE ONE
OF OUR BOYS, CAN IT ?
1469
01:15:14,422 --> 01:15:15,989
NO, SIR.
1470
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,035
I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
1471
01:15:19,210 --> 01:15:21,299
GUESS WE BETTER
SCRAMBLE '’EM.
1472
01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:23,519
[ Siren ]
1473
01:15:27,871 --> 01:15:30,482
BOGEY AT 9:00 !
1474
01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:32,615
UH-OH, HARD BALL !
1475
01:15:32,745 --> 01:15:34,617
TARGET ENTERING
RED ZONE.
1476
01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:37,315
IF THEY ENTER
CAPE CANAVERAL AIRSPACE,
1477
01:15:37,445 --> 01:15:39,273
TERMINATE WITH
EXTREME PREJUDICE.
1478
01:15:39,404 --> 01:15:41,145
[ Elf ]
THEY'’RE GETTING CLOSER.
1479
01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:43,321
ALL PASSENGERS
RETURN TO YOUR SEATS.
1480
01:15:43,451 --> 01:15:45,149
[ Elf ]
INCOMING ! INCOMING !
1481
01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:49,675
[ As John Wayne ]
WELL, HANG ONTO YOUR
LEDERHOSEN, RAZOR EARS.
1482
01:15:49,806 --> 01:15:51,764
WE'’RE GOING TO DROP
UNDER THEIR RADAR.
1483
01:15:53,026 --> 01:15:54,593
[ Elf ]
LET ME AT HIM !
1484
01:15:54,724 --> 01:15:57,596
- I'’M GOING TO KILL HIM !
- NOT YET, WE'’RE GOING DOWN !
1485
01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:02,862
[ Screams ]
1486
01:16:04,647 --> 01:16:06,779
HO, HO, HO !
MERRY CHRISTMAS !
1487
01:16:11,392 --> 01:16:12,698
HA ! HA ! HA !
1488
01:16:12,829 --> 01:16:14,744
I'’VE LOST
HIM, SIR.
1489
01:16:14,874 --> 01:16:16,528
CHECK YOUR
EQUIPMENT.
1490
01:16:16,659 --> 01:16:17,834
THEY COULDN'’T
VANISH !
1491
01:16:17,964 --> 01:16:20,053
[ Train Horn ]
1492
01:16:22,403 --> 01:16:24,362
BUT IF SANTA GOES
TO OUR OLD HOUSE--
1493
01:16:24,492 --> 01:16:27,017
I FORGOT SOMETHING.
I'’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1494
01:16:27,147 --> 01:16:32,022
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
THERE'’S NO SANTA CLAUS.
1495
01:16:32,152 --> 01:16:34,894
WHERE DO YOU GET OFF ?
DON'’T SAY THAT TO HER.
1496
01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:37,636
THERE IS A SANTA
AND THIS IS HIS MAGIC SACK.
1497
01:16:40,117 --> 01:16:42,249
IF THAT'’S SANTA'S SACK,
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT ?
1498
01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:46,297
[ Announcer ]
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF THE
6:40 CHRISTMAS EXPRESS--
1499
01:16:51,128 --> 01:16:54,305
THIS IS YOUR PILOT.
WE'’RE EXPERIENCING TURBULENCE.
1500
01:16:55,959 --> 01:16:58,004
WHAT'’S THIS ?
1501
01:16:59,832 --> 01:17:01,399
[ Screams ]
1502
01:17:21,332 --> 01:17:24,161
COME ON !
1503
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:33,779
YOU KNOW,
1504
01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:36,129
I HAVEN'’T BELIEVED
IN SANTA CLAUS SINCE--
1505
01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:40,612
JANUARY 17, 1931.
1506
01:17:40,743 --> 01:17:42,919
YOUR SMART-ALECK SISTER
THOUGHT IT WAS TIME...
1507
01:17:43,049 --> 01:17:46,531
YOU LEARNED THE
QUOTE UNQUOTE TRUTH.
1508
01:17:49,012 --> 01:17:52,189
I'’M SO SORRY
YOU GOT BUSTED.
1509
01:17:52,319 --> 01:17:54,147
[ Chuckles ]
OH !
1510
01:18:08,858 --> 01:18:11,556
[ Jingle ]
1511
01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:24,438
WELCOME BACK,
1512
01:18:24,569 --> 01:18:26,876
PAMELA.
1513
01:18:31,010 --> 01:18:33,839
I'’M SORRY.
1514
01:18:33,970 --> 01:18:37,364
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU'’D
DO THE RIGHT THING.
1515
01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:38,670
REALLY ?
1516
01:18:38,801 --> 01:18:40,803
HEH.
1517
01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:42,413
JUST A LITTLE
BIT OF DOUBT.
1518
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:49,855
I JUST GOT TO
THINKING ABOUT YOU...
1519
01:18:49,986 --> 01:18:53,076
AND ERNEST,
1520
01:18:54,904 --> 01:18:57,950
AND JUST A WHOLE
BUNCH OF THINGS.
1521
01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:02,259
I THINK I REALLY GOT
THINGS FIGURED OUT.
1522
01:19:03,434 --> 01:19:06,785
I EVEN
CALLED MY MOM,
1523
01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:08,787
AND I'’M GOING HOME.
1524
01:19:08,918 --> 01:19:12,312
I'’M SURE SHE WAS
WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
1525
01:19:12,443 --> 01:19:16,142
YEAH, ESPECIALLY
WHEN I TOLD HER
WHO I WAS WITH.
1526
01:19:16,273 --> 01:19:18,666
HA ! HA !
1527
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:23,497
I TOLD YOU I COULD
HANDLE THIS BABY.
1528
01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:25,543
WE'’RE NOT GOING
TO MAKE IT !
1529
01:19:25,673 --> 01:19:27,197
DON'’T WORRY,
WE'’LL MAKE IT.
1530
01:19:27,327 --> 01:19:29,721
I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE.
1531
01:19:29,852 --> 01:19:30,809
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
1532
01:19:31,854 --> 01:19:32,985
DON'’T TOUCH THAT !
1533
01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:34,944
WHAT'’S THE PROBLEM ?
1534
01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:36,510
AH-H-H !
1535
01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:46,129
IT'’S JOE.
1536
01:20:03,494 --> 01:20:05,235
YOU CAME.
1537
01:20:05,365 --> 01:20:09,543
YEAH.
THE JOB STILL OPEN ?
1538
01:20:09,674 --> 01:20:11,850
FOR THE RIGHT MAN,
IT IS.
1539
01:20:29,433 --> 01:20:30,956
NICE THREADS !
1540
01:20:34,003 --> 01:20:35,091
HOW DO I LOOK ?
1541
01:20:35,221 --> 01:20:36,570
LIKE THE REAL THING.
1542
01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:38,485
YOU LOOK
WONDERFUL, JOE.
1543
01:20:38,616 --> 01:20:40,574
OH, SANTA.
1544
01:20:40,705 --> 01:20:42,925
WELL,
1545
01:20:43,055 --> 01:20:44,274
I GUESS
I BETTER GET GOING.
1546
01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:45,884
YOU PROBABLY
NEED THIS.
1547
01:20:46,015 --> 01:20:48,495
I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS,
'’CAUSE NOBODY ELSE DOES.
1548
01:20:48,626 --> 01:20:50,933
BY THE WAY,
MY NAME'’S HARMONY STARR.
1549
01:20:51,063 --> 01:20:52,673
NO IT'’S NOT.
IT'’S PAMELA TRENTON;
1550
01:20:52,804 --> 01:20:55,633
1724 HAMPTON AVENUE,
BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA.
1551
01:20:55,763 --> 01:20:57,417
HOW DID
I KNOW THAT ?
1552
01:20:57,548 --> 01:21:00,029
YOU'’LL FIND YOU
KNOW A LOT OF THINGS.
1553
01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:03,293
OH, MY GOODNESS,
3 MINUTES TO 7:00.
1554
01:21:03,423 --> 01:21:04,729
WHERE'’S THE SLEIGH ?
1555
01:21:06,426 --> 01:21:08,254
THE SLEIGH ?
1556
01:21:08,385 --> 01:21:10,169
I THOUGHT
YOU HAD IT.
1557
01:21:15,348 --> 01:21:18,743
[ Chuckles ]
1558
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:20,701
WHOA !
1559
01:21:20,832 --> 01:21:21,877
WHOA !
1560
01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:22,573
WHOA !
1561
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:26,403
[ Elf ]
PULL THE STICK !
1562
01:21:27,621 --> 01:21:29,319
AH-H-H !
1563
01:21:29,449 --> 01:21:32,148
YOU TOLD ME IF
I BECAME SANTA,
1564
01:21:32,278 --> 01:21:33,976
I COULD
PERFORM MIRACLES.
1565
01:21:34,106 --> 01:21:35,673
WERE YOU KIDDING
OR WAS THAT REAL ?
1566
01:21:35,803 --> 01:21:38,023
OH, NO.
IT'’S REAL, ALL RIGHT,
1567
01:21:38,154 --> 01:21:40,939
BUT I'’M NOT SURE WHAT
YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS;
1568
01:21:41,070 --> 01:21:43,333
ERNEST, THE SLEIGH,
AND ALL THAT.
1569
01:21:43,463 --> 01:21:45,117
AND YET,
1570
01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:48,555
MAYBE THERE IS
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.
1571
01:21:48,686 --> 01:21:50,906
I MET A VERY NICE FELLOW
AT THE AIRPORT...
1572
01:21:51,036 --> 01:21:54,344
WHO SAID HE WANTED
SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS.
1573
01:21:58,783 --> 01:22:00,306
[ Sigh ]
1574
01:22:00,437 --> 01:22:01,829
LET'’S GIVE IT A TRY.
1575
01:22:04,484 --> 01:22:05,964
CAN HE REALLY
DO THAT ?
1576
01:22:06,095 --> 01:22:08,053
IF ANYBODY CAN.
1577
01:22:12,579 --> 01:22:15,626
[ Howling Wind ]
1578
01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:25,201
WHAT'’S GOING ON ?
1579
01:22:25,331 --> 01:22:27,464
CHRISTMAS IS GOING ON.
1580
01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:32,469
[ Chuckles ]
1581
01:22:33,905 --> 01:22:36,386
IT REALLY FEELS
LIKE CHRISTMAS.
1582
01:22:36,516 --> 01:22:37,909
THIS IS GREAT !
1583
01:22:39,693 --> 01:22:42,958
[ Harmony ]
IT'’S SNOWING IN ORLANDO.
I CAN'’T BELIEVE IT.
1584
01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:45,438
I DON'’T CARE
IF IT'’S CHRISTMAS EVE.
1585
01:22:45,569 --> 01:22:48,789
WE CLOSE THE DEAL TONIGHT
OR NOT AT ALL.
1586
01:22:56,058 --> 01:22:58,756
IT'’S SNOWING;
1587
01:22:58,886 --> 01:23:00,976
JUST LIKE HOME.
1588
01:23:02,107 --> 01:23:04,327
HA ! HA ! HA !
1589
01:23:06,068 --> 01:23:09,288
LOOK, IT'’S CHRISTMAS EVE.
1590
01:23:09,419 --> 01:23:12,813
WHY DON'’T YOU GO HOME
AND STAY WITH YOUR FAMILY ?
1591
01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:15,425
WE'’LL SETTLE
THE DEAL LATER,
1592
01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:17,818
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1593
01:23:17,949 --> 01:23:19,255
[ Screams ]
1594
01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:22,823
[ Crank ]
1595
01:23:22,954 --> 01:23:23,911
[ Screech ]
1596
01:23:36,837 --> 01:23:41,059
NOBODY MOVES,
NOBODY DIES.
1597
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,500
AH-AH-AH-CHOO !
1598
01:23:47,631 --> 01:23:49,067
AH-H-H-H !
1599
01:23:49,198 --> 01:23:51,591
I DON'’T THINK ERNEST
IS GOING TO MAKE IT.
1600
01:23:52,984 --> 01:23:55,769
THIS IS THE 2nd JOB
I'’VE LOST TONIGHT.
1601
01:23:58,642 --> 01:24:00,426
[ Screams ]
1602
01:24:00,557 --> 01:24:03,908
SLOW DOWN-N-N-N !
1603
01:24:12,134 --> 01:24:14,962
AIR BRAKES !
HA ! HA ! HA !
1604
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:18,096
ERNEST,
WELL DONE !
1605
01:24:18,227 --> 01:24:20,620
BRAVO,
ERNEST !
1606
01:24:21,882 --> 01:24:22,883
WHOA ! WHOA !
1607
01:24:23,754 --> 01:24:25,103
HIYA, FOLKS !
1608
01:24:25,234 --> 01:24:29,107
ERNEST P. WORRELL,
AERIAL TAXI, AT YOUR SERVICE.
1609
01:24:29,238 --> 01:24:31,066
ERNEST, YOU FLEW THE SLEIGH ?
1610
01:24:31,196 --> 01:24:32,328
WE TOLD
HIM NOT TO.
1611
01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:33,546
THAT'’S TERRIFIC !
1612
01:24:33,677 --> 01:24:35,896
BUT WE THOUGHT
IT WAS A GREAT IDEA.
1613
01:24:36,897 --> 01:24:38,769
IT'’S ALL YOURS,
JOE.
1614
01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:42,468
YOU BETTER
GET GOING.
1615
01:24:49,258 --> 01:24:52,348
WELL, I'’M GOING
TO GO HOME,
1616
01:24:52,478 --> 01:24:54,872
SO I GUESS I'’M NOT
GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
1617
01:24:58,658 --> 01:25:01,444
[ As John Wayne ]
KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN,
LITTLE LADY.
1618
01:25:02,749 --> 01:25:04,882
I'’M GOING TO MISS YOU,
TOO, ERNEST.
1619
01:25:12,803 --> 01:25:15,545
WELL, JOE, I GUESS
THESE ARE YOURS NOW.
1620
01:25:15,675 --> 01:25:19,549
WATCH IT ON THE CURVES.
IT VEERS A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
1621
01:25:20,637 --> 01:25:22,160
TO THE LEFT.
1622
01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:33,302
BYE, FELLAS.
1623
01:25:33,432 --> 01:25:34,868
[ Together ]
SEE YA.
1624
01:25:37,306 --> 01:25:39,395
[ Joe ]
IS THERE ANYWHERE
IN THE BOOK...
1625
01:25:39,525 --> 01:25:41,658
THAT SAYS I CAN'’T HAVE
A DRIVER FOR 1 NIGHT ?
1626
01:25:41,788 --> 01:25:43,138
NOWHERE
AT ALL.
1627
01:25:43,268 --> 01:25:44,835
[ Santa ]
I THINK IT'’S
A FINE IDEA.
1628
01:25:47,359 --> 01:25:49,144
[ Joe ]
HOW '’BOUT IT,
ERNEST ?
1629
01:25:49,274 --> 01:25:51,363
YOU'’VE HAD A LOT MORE
SEAT TIME THAN I HAVE.
1630
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:55,715
I KNEW THEY'’D COME
TO THEIR SENSES.
1631
01:25:55,846 --> 01:25:58,283
I AM PROBABLY
THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB.
1632
01:25:58,414 --> 01:26:01,895
AFTER ALL, I AM
ERNEST P. WORRELL,
1633
01:26:02,026 --> 01:26:03,680
THRILL DRIVER !
1634
01:26:05,247 --> 01:26:08,293
DO YOU THINK WE COULD USE
AN HONORARY ELF ?
1635
01:26:08,424 --> 01:26:09,642
SURE.
1636
01:26:09,773 --> 01:26:11,992
[ Joe ]
WHY NOT ?
ALL RIGHT !
1637
01:26:13,342 --> 01:26:15,779
LET'’S GET THESE
PUPPIES PUMPING,
1638
01:26:15,909 --> 01:26:17,737
AND START SPREADING
THAT CHRISTMAS CHEER.
1639
01:26:17,868 --> 01:26:21,088
NOW, DASHER; NOW, DANCER;
NOW, PRANCER; NOW, VIXEN;
1640
01:26:21,219 --> 01:26:22,829
ON, COMET;
ON, CUPID;
1641
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:25,136
ON DONDER; AND--
1642
01:26:26,137 --> 01:26:27,617
[ Everyone ]
BLITZEN !
1643
01:26:27,747 --> 01:26:28,966
OH, YEAH.
BLITZEN.
1644
01:26:29,096 --> 01:26:29,749
AH-H-H-H !
1645
01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:43,154
OH, BY THE WAY, WE HAVEN'’T
BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED.
1646
01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:45,112
MY NAME IS
MARY MORRISSEY.
1647
01:26:45,243 --> 01:26:48,290
WELL, ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS CALLED,
1648
01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:50,074
SETH APPLEGATE.
1649
01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:51,815
I GUESS
I AM, AGAIN.
1650
01:26:53,730 --> 01:26:57,516
SO, ARE YOU DOING
ANYTHING TONIGHT ?
1651
01:26:59,866 --> 01:27:02,217
NOT A THING.
1652
01:27:02,347 --> 01:27:03,870
WE'’LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.
1653
01:27:04,001 --> 01:27:05,132
[ Chuckles ]
1654
01:27:15,795 --> 01:27:19,146
HO, HO, HO !
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1655
01:27:21,410 --> 01:27:23,194
[ Harmony ]
ALL RIGHT !
1656
01:27:25,675 --> 01:27:28,025
SEE THAT ? I DON'’T WANT
ANY TROUBLE FROM YOU THIS TIME.
1657
01:27:28,155 --> 01:27:31,028
THAT IS A "E."
"F."
1658
01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:32,595
"E."
"F."
1659
01:27:32,725 --> 01:27:33,335
"E."
"F."
1660
01:27:33,465 --> 01:27:35,424
"E."
"F."
1661
01:27:38,078 --> 01:27:40,907
LOOK, THAT IS,
"E. BUNNY."
1662
01:27:41,038 --> 01:27:42,169
"F."
1663
01:27:42,909 --> 01:27:44,607
[ Smash ]
1664
01:27:45,608 --> 01:27:48,437
[ Shrieks ]
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