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That's where the twin towers were.
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We should go see it.
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You guys speak English?
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Not some too much.
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The address is in the bag.
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134 deweunter terrace, Brooklyn
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that's in New York.
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There's a map.
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Dump it all after you memorize it.
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The man you're gonna
pop' is very cautious,
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usually has protection.
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Guy with a long horse face,
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in good shape.
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The fish
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have been cleaned.
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You can drop them
where you do it.
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Where'd you learn to
speak Italian?
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I came over with my parents
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when I was two.
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You were born in Italy?
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Where?
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I just wanna say
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it's been a while
since we opened the books
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and in regards to you guys...
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Burt, Gerry...
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As a man of few words, I...
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Not few enough, though, huh?
New blood.
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- New blood.
- Salut.
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Sure, we break
some balls here tonight,
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but I go way back.
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And in light
of recent humiliations,
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it's a honor to be joined by men
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and not faggot-ass
corn-holing cocksuckers
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like married my cousin.
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- He should fuckin' die!
- Phil, relax.
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- Whoa whoa whoa, Phil.
- Take it easy.
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Phil, you know the wine
makes you emotional.
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Because I got
an empty fuckin' stomach.
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- So have a breadstick.
- 45 minutes for some grilled eggplant?
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Jesus Christ, is there nothing
without this complaining?
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You didn't notice?
Artie's game is a little off lately.
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Well, carmela sent
her branzino back Sunday night,
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but she loves to do that.
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Gentlemen,
how's everything so far?
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- Fantastic.
- Delicious.
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The delay... a thousand pardons.
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I'm breaking in
a new guy on the line.
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You seem set for antipasto.
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I gotta be honest... new guy
in the kitchen aside,
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I mean, how come we're waiting?
It seems empty out there.
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People like to
get in that last barbecue.
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Artie, you been
to this "da Giovanni" up by Troy hills?
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- No, I haven't been.
- Supposed to be incredible.
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- He's a kid, right?
- I hate fish,
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but his, with the agrodolce...
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I'll check it out.
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- Ah, buon appetito.
- About time.
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Fuckin' Phil. Some display, huh?
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Paid a visit
to vito's goomar, Jill.
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She still hasn't
heard from vito.
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We were just discussin'
"la cage aux fat."
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I was gonna get my cousin Tommy
to call his detective friend.
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I've been hamstrung with that work
stoppage at the office park.
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Vito shows up... he shows up,
then we deal with him. If not...
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It's just a phone call.
And seriously,
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Tommy says the guy can track somebody
from the corn in his shit.
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Yeah, I saw them
do that on "CSI."
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- Good night.
- Bye, sack.
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- Bye now.
- Good night, kid.
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Hey, I was glad to hear you say
that about the search,
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'cause I gotta take a little time off
for some business in Cali.
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Little carmine's
lined up a meet in la. For us.
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So, what is it,
business or time off?
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Time off from here,
but definite business.
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With Ben Kingsley, ton'.
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So you're gonna go
get an autograph
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on the weekend
of the notre dame-Michigan game?
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I got my guys all over it.
Little carmine says
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if we attach Ben Kingsley,
the picture's a go.
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Little carmine?
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It's common knowledge
the guy's retarded.
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I don't get it.
You agreed to this in the hospital.
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Christopher, I was in a coma.
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Okay, fine.
I'll call little carmine,
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call the airline, cancel.
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I'll probably
still reach someone.
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What am I gonna do with you?
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Make a lot of money.
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All right.
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What the fuck is this
idiot doing?
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No speak English.
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Brooklyn.
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Ho, pal.
Move your car. We're late.
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Move El automobile.
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Rusty! Don't forget
to call Marissa.
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Hurry up. Let me see.
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- Museum...
- Eastern parkway.
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Eastern parkway,
not the belt parkway.
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So I'm trying to eject the DVD
and the kids are freaking,
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"what's wrong with that lady, daddy?"
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- And Carrie says...
- How's the scaloppine?
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Uh, it's delicious. Thanks.
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It all depends on slicing
the veal very thin.
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My way...
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I like to chill it down
a degree or two
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and then I pull a straight razor
right across it.
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Your father could cook.
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He told me when you were in here last.
75th birthday, right?
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- In the Navy.
- What's that?
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In the Navy, he cooked.
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Terrific guy.
Great head of hair.
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- You enjoy.
- Mmm.
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Save room. I'll be back
with dessert specials.
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Ho, Benny, moe and Jack.
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How's the bruschett'?
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You got a quorum.
Let me get you a table.
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You guys go ahead.
I'm gonna stay right here.
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My best customer,
but he's nailed to this fuckin' spot.
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It's either the wine
or the view.
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Such a sweet kid.
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You know, she told Charmaine
that back in Albania
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her whole family got blown up
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waiting on line
for an oil change.
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The shit she's been through,
we just had to help.
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I even called in a favor with my cousin
in Manhattan,
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got her a working visa,
started on the green card.
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Martina, come do some hosting.
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What's up?
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This is your cheering
section over here.
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- Hello, Benny.
- You got the reservations squared away?
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It's very few right now.
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Football season.
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I could watch her
walk away all night.
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Good, 'cause like most girls with you,
that's what she's gonna do.
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Ah, to be young
and single again like these two,
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- huh, Benito?
- Ahh.
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I can put the credit card numbers on
actual plastic
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for an extra five bills.
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We do Internet strictly.
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Mmm, the gnocchi!
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I'll take your word.
It's a little too rich for my stomach.
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It's okay. Just a bite.
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I think it's a lamb ragu
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with just a scoop
of cold rigott'.
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Holy shit.
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It's all so fresh.
That fish with pistachios?
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00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,937
I feel like a traitor.
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00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,648
Vesuvio, lately,
it's depressing somehow.
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00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,025
Maybe they need to remodel
or something. I don't know.
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That menu is so tired.
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- Hey, homo junior!
- Leave me the fuck alone!
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Get... stop it!
Mom, they're hurting vito!
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- Stop it!
- Where are your parents?
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I guess she can't hide
her face at home.
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It'd be like admitting
there was something wrong.
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I should have brought
a pair of sweatpants
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to change into.
I'm gonna explode.
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Apparently,
there is still a veal loin
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yet to be unveiled.
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Please, don't get up.
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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That kid, I'm tellin' you...
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- Thank you.
- He was so handsome in that church.
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The name he took, "Francis"...
After my pop.
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No restaurants in Brooklyn?
You gotta come all the way to Jersey?
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This food... it's worth a detour.
Why? Is there a problem?
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Artie's a friend of mine, you know?
I like to throw him some business.
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Talk to you a minute?
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Visited with John.
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He said to tell you
he appreciates the recent headlines.
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Rusty.
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I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
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I turned him down on that.
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Madonn', you're a cautious man.
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You know, some people might feel
a little offended.
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Me... my heart is an open book.
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Anyway, rusty's gone
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and we'll chalk it up
to the headless horseman.
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Giovanni.
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Bravo!
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Martina was just tellin' me
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that in Montenegro
I'd be the tallest guy.
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Another fun fact
from the Balkans.
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Ben, are you up for dessert?
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No, I'm all set here. Thanks.
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Martina, sweetheart,
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can I talk to you for a second?
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What is it, Artie?
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You're looking at me
very serious.
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00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,582
You remember I had
that friend in Manhattan
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that was gonna help speed you through
the green card process?
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Apparently, it's not happening.
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- Why?
- Too much on his plate, he said.
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I guess you're just gonna
have to do it yourself. I'm sorry.
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All those forms. Shit me.
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I wish I could help you,
but really,
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it's a small inconvenience compared
to living in freedom, right?
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Yes, I know this.
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Get him another 'buca.
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00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,287
Hey, Tony.
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You could fuck her, you know?
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Well...
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I'm not 100% in that department,
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but I'm startin'
to feel the old pressure.
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It's funny,
'cause guys like me, we come here,
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we get drunk and stare.
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Best-case scenario, we go
in the back room, we get a lap dance
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a dry hump and pfft...
Blow in our pants.
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00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,704
Listen, you wanna fuck her so bad,
I'm sure it could be worked out.
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00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,831
Nah, I couldn't.
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Butyou_.
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Well, what do you
want me to say?
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Nothing. It's just a fact.
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If I knew you were gonna be
in such a pissy mood...
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00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,681
Gabriella Dante and Rosalie aprile
came in for lunch yesterday.
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So what, you wanna fuck
one of them now?
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No.
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00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,605
Gab said you all went and had a meal
at da Giovanni on Sunday.
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00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,527
Well, I was gonna tell you.
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It was Phil's grandson's confirmation.
It's a pain in the ass.
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What are you gonna do?
You gotta eat.
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It's nothing' special,
believe me.
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Actually, carm got a little sick after.
Too much oil, she thought.
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Gab said I should check it out,
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like I could learn something.
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00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,004
Well, she runs her mouth,
that one.
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Fuck her.
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Carm got sick. Nice touch.
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It was a business
obligation, Artie.
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Uh-oh. Last time I heard that,
I had to call the fire department.
231
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Well, maybe you need another fresh start
to fuck up.
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I should go.
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- Oh, come on, come on.
- No.
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- I'm sorry. Have another one, come on.
- Forget it.
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I know where your heart is.
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00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,073
I gotta plan
the menu for tomorrow.
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Fasanella,
my old man's a meat guy.
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00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,376
He said that the restaurant business
was like keeping an elephant.
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It costs a fortune and sooner or later
it shits on your head.
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I miss him.
241
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:29,053
Hector had to trim
three inches off the fiorentinas.
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Great. We can't even get
the good meat anymore.
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00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,267
Fucking western beef
is leaving us for dead.
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I wanted you to call
their guy, but you were on the floor
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talking to the cohens'
mother-in-law.
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00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,025
You can't deal with the western beef
guy yourself,
247
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my blushing flower?
248
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,197
It's not the same from me.
249
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,199
And Arthur,
250
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,285
the chatting
251
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,454
with the guests...
252
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,997
Again, that's it.
253
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,791
It's not Hector or the meat
or these assholes
254
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,211
that are always looking
for the next hot thing. It's me.
255
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,214
Limit it to a quick
visit at coffee.
256
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,176
People wanna talk
to each other, not you.
257
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,304
Really? You know better
than New Jersey zagat...
258
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,724
"Arthur bucco,
warm and convivial host"?
259
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,203
Yeah, we're here right now.
260
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,748
Sure, the broad strokes.
Perfect.
261
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,834
Kingsley's agent says
we grab lunch tomorrow, poolside.
262
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,121
- That guy, Jay?
- Yeah, I got him out of some trouble
263
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,588
on a party yacht
down in the keys.
264
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:49,509
Ben Kingsley, can he do
a New Jersey accent?
265
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,802
Welcome to the viceroy.
266
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,305
I usually send
the bags up, hit the bar,
267
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,272
decompress a little,
unless you're against it.
268
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,143
- What are you talking about?
- You're in aa.
269
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,910
You gave the stewardess an earful
when she put down the champagne.
270
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,106
I just don't wanna make you feel
uncomfortable.
271
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,945
Relax. I can deal with it.
272
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,863
Be careful with this wine,
273
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,908
because the way
you two are looking at each other,
274
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,994
pretty soon
we're gonna have to...
275
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,872
Put a high chair right here.
276
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,214
Did you clip the daily-special cards
to all the menus?
277
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,554
Hey, Artie,
278
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,514
come here.
279
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,225
You ready to order?
280
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,893
Why you kicking
her ass like that?
281
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,563
If you're referring
to the fact that she's my employee
282
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,542
and I'm telling her what to do, last
time I checked, that's the way it works.
283
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,235
She thinks you want her to cry.
I said not true.
284
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,903
She told you that?
285
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,905
'Cause you two
talk all the time.
286
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,491
- Yeah. So what?
- So, maybe you should hire her.
287
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,034
I know how to treat people.
288
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,705
- You're a people person, obviously.
- I am.
289
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,957
And when they're good to me,
they get treats.
290
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,085
And when they're not,
well, I got this severance thing I do.
291
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,254
It's a complete break, actually.
292
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,550
I get it.
293
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,595
See, 'cause you talked around that
threat so much, I almost missed it.
294
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,179
Sorry to interrupt you guys,
295
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,640
but, Arthur, you have
to plate the salmon.
296
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,270
Arthur, the kid is a hood, okay?
297
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,272
If he feels protective
of his girlfriend,
298
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,940
you should just leave it alone.
299
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,859
She's a slow learner.
300
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,403
She's a nice girl,
and as predicted,
301
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,904
the customers love her
302
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,324
with her little stories
from the old country.
303
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,075
You are just picking on her.
304
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,786
It's disgusting.
He's a married man.
305
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:57,553
So it's 500 for the hour,
300 for half.
306
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,139
And if you wanna keep
skiing, that's extra.
307
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,309
All right, Eden,
how's about 400 for 40
308
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:07,188
and four more lines
and then we'll take it from there?
309
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,690
That'll work.
310
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,328
Fuckin'-a.
311
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,996
Those are some amazing tits.
312
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,208
Thank you, sweetie.
313
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,840
Carlo's running late.
Route 23, they think there's a sniper.
314
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,970
Listen, the other night...
315
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,847
It's this place.
You know, the rope's
316
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,517
a little tight at my collar.
317
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,687
Down 40% from last year.
318
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,941
- You need a little help?
- From you? God no.
319
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,828
Oh, there's the gratitude
I was looking for.
320
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:57,113
No, I mean I'm not
at that point, thank god.
321
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,365
But thank you.
322
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,450
Well, listen, the other day
I was driving along
323
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,869
and I was thinking
about your little problem.
324
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,288
How about a little promotion?
A coupon, two-for-one?
325
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,874
Two-fers, wow.
326
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,627
You mean, like you get
a free spaghetti and meatballs
327
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,046
if you bring another cheap gomer
douchebag in here?
328
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,966
How about an early-bird special?
Salad wagon?
329
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,733
This is a fine dining establishment.
I'll give it back to the bank
330
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,429
before I turn it
into a fucking ihop.
331
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,806
Just send the waiter over here.
332
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,184
You wanna help me so badly?
Try paying your tab.
333
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,769
- Excuse me?
- That little roast
334
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,915
you and the waste management people
threw for dick barone when he got sick...
335
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,899
40 fucking garbagemen
from around the country.
336
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,026
Of course you paid pat Cooper.
337
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,654
You paid the entertainment.
338
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,613
Afternoon. We're looking
for Arthur bucco.
339
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,449
- That's me.
- Dave kloski. This is Jim hollings.
340
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,580
American express?
Funny, I had you two for cops.
341
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:32,458
In a past life.
Actually we're here to investigate
342
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,795
some recent irregularities in charge
activity here at nuevo vesuvio.
343
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,630
"Nuovo." irregularities?
344
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,549
Well, there is credit card fraud
going on in this restaurant.
345
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,469
- That's impossible.
- Based on cardholder disputes,
346
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,305
we show nine hits in this locus
that precede fraudulent activity.
347
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,658
- What does that mean?
- People's card numbers were copied
348
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,620
and those numbers were used to rack up
thousands of dollars in phony charges.
349
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,313
Wait, you think I'm ripping off
my own customers? That's insane.
350
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,524
Were these meals
actually served?
351
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,778
Shit.
352
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,364
Councilman carillo?
That was just two weeks ago.
353
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,949
So you understand
we have to suspend
354
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,243
the use of our cards here
pending an investigation.
355
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,245
Suspend? You're cutting me off?
356
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,830
What's going on?
357
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,082
They're from amex.
No more charges.
358
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:16,502
- What?!
- Someone's stealing!
359
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,879
Guys, this is like 30%
of my business here
360
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,673
and I can't fucking
spare it right now!
361
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,676
Artie, please don't curse.
The minute you use profanity,
362
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,637
you give them the high moral ground
to do whatever they please.
363
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,430
We need copies
of your reservations
364
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,058
and a list of anyone who has access
to customer plastic.
365
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:38,357
I'm just asking, Jay.
366
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,734
Well, tell me again.
367
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,487
Why am I meeting
with these chaps?
368
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:48,284
Oh! Oh, bollocks, Jay.
Uh... bollocks!
369
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,789
Oh, please.
370
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,337
Anyway, we appreciate
that your time
371
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,344
is less than limited,
so I'll cut to the chase.
372
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:06,385
Log line... "The ring" meets
"the godfather."
373
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,471
Wiseguy__ murdered,
| guess you could say...
374
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,849
Seeks revenge on the man
who ordered it.
375
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,350
You would play that man.
376
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,227
Which man?
377
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,229
Who are we kidding here?
378
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,899
You're Ben Kingsley.
You'd play the boss.
379
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,402
I heard this idea...
I call Jay and I say,
380
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,863
"sir Ben Kingsley, no one else."
381
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:29,700
Well, you know, as ever,
it's script-dependent.
382
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,330
Oh, we got a sensational
writer... jt Dolan.
383
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,832
I'm embarrassed.
I haven't heard of him.
384
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,877
He's from TV...
"Nash Bridges," "hooperman,"
385
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,338
and "law & order, the SUV."
386
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,173
So there's a script?
387
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,008
We wanted to surmise
your interest
388
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,510
and then tailor the part
to your specificities.
389
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,890
No one plays a tough,
ruthless, hardhearted prick like you do.
390
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,850
You got it down, trust me.
391
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,727
I take that
as quite a compliment.
392
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:59,146
Sure. "Sexy beast"?
393
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,565
Now, we do have
a shortlist of directors.
394
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,734
We could go a-list
down the horror genre...
395
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,527
Ridley, tobe hooper.
396
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:09,281
Or we could try to find
the next James wan. He did "saw."
397
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,241
Did you see that?
Fuckin' brutal.
398
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,744
Betty?
399
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:17,331
It's Ben. How are you?
400
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,583
What on earth
are you doing out here?
401
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,627
Oh, I don't know.
402
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,878
Oh.
403
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:27,091
Gentlemen, allow me to introduce
miss Lauren bacall.
404
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:30,135
Lauren, this is carmine tazzi
and Christopher...
405
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,054
Moltisanti. Huge fan.
406
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,973
- Thank you.
- "Lupertazzi."
407
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,933
You were great
in "the haves and have-nots."
408
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,894
Oh yes, dear Howard hawks.
Thank you.
409
00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,981
I'm a presenter
at one of these award shows...
410
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,983
Showest, some bullshit.
411
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:47,069
Oh, I did one of those years ago,
after "death and the maiden," I think.
412
00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,363
They do take good care
of you, though.
413
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:52,199
I have shiatsu
in about 10 minutes.
414
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:55,285
- Wow.
- But let's catch up.
415
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,912
Absolutely. Great to see you.
416
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,665
- Thank you.
- As always.
417
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,418
- So nice meeting both of you.
- Enjoy your success.
418
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,799
Uh, that reminds me,
I have a scheduling problem.
419
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,968
This meeting was last minute
and I'm supposed to be
420
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,345
at the luxury lounge at 2:00.
421
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,515
Yeah, but we haven't even gotten
to the particulars yet.
422
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,976
We'll walk with you.
423
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:24,023
I think this is going very well.
424
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,858
You okay? You seem
a bit distracted.
425
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:29,278
It's fucking sir Ben Kingsley is all.
Lauren bacall.
426
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:38,287
- Yo.
- Murmur, I'm chipping here major.
427
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:39,997
Get on a plane.
428
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,916
Sir Ben Kingsley and... guests.
429
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,377
Janine will take you around.
430
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,672
Hi, Janine. Ben Kingsley.
431
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,884
We're offering the full services
432
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,178
of the spa today,
including massage.
433
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:58,098
Listen, we're thinking about Sam
Rockwell for the younger guy.
434
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,933
- Is that a good chemistry for you?
- Hmm.
435
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,061
May I offer you champagne?
436
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,188
Maybe later.
437
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:16,742
This is yael from cosabella lingerie.
Sir Ben Kingsley.
438
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,410
I'll take an extra large
in these.
439
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:23,707
For a man, white & warm is giving
this cashmere throw,
440
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:27,169
great for the airplane,
and here, one for the car.
441
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,214
- Thanks, yael.
- They charge this shit to the room?
442
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,758
- Hmm?
- This is Carla from oris.
443
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,177
Men's and women's,
sporty and dressy.
444
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,430
A lot of guys are going
with the classic stainless chrono.
445
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,975
Oh, my godson would love that.
He's having his birthday in three weeks.
446
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:45,604
- But for me...
- This is elegant.
447
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,523
- Really is.
- Take the chrono too?
448
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,776
- Are you sure?
- Of course.
449
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,908
Is all this shit free?
450
00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:00,452
I'm gettin' that.
451
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,543
"True crime, New York City."
452
00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:15,801
Pam has a huge crush on you.
453
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,553
Thanks, Pam.
454
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,972
So Kingsley,
they do this all the time?
455
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,141
- It's sir Ben, actually.
- Sorry.
456
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:25,435
A couple of times a year,
mainly clustered around award seasons.
457
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,563
How is that even
fuckin' possible?
458
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,523
I know.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
459
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,733
- I know I have one of these.
- Shelly from iriver.
460
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,986
I don't know
if you have this one.
461
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,873
It's got 20 gigs of space
in a tiny package.
462
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:39,158
That's 80 hours of video
or 600 hours of music.
463
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,451
Shelly, can I get one of these?
464
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:44,496
- Here you go, sir Ben.
- Thank you, Shelly.
465
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:48,834
Sir Ben, you've got
a meeting with Doug in 10, so...
466
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,961
Hey, guys,
467
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,671
looks like I ate up
all our time here.
468
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,590
What do you say
we catch up in New York?
469
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,842
You got a lot of tables left.
470
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,844
We're gonna make
that work, sir Ben.
471
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,679
They're giving away
a caddy over there!
472
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,265
Well, no, it's just a test-drive
for a couple of weeks.
473
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:06,602
You know, my family
gave me some sunglasses for Christmas
474
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,688
so why don't you have these?
475
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,332
I bet they'll look
great on you, Chris.
476
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,566
I don't know. You think?
477
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,943
Sir Ben, can we get a shot?
478
00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:26,955
The thing, the arabs.
479
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,541
Chris wanted me
to take care of you while he's away.
480
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,543
Cecil b demoltisanti there.
481
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,381
- This is one week?
- Yeah, murmur caught some big ones.
482
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,218
You're going to see your girlfriend
over at vesuvio?
483
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,844
Yeah.
484
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,846
All right.
485
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,932
Uh...
486
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,644
Give this to Artie.
Put it on my tab.
487
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,232
We're not here
to accuse anybody,
488
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,735
'cause mainie and I
like to think of you all as family.
489
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,820
And this is very serious.
490
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:02,074
It is, but know that as family
491
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,575
you'll be treated with respect
492
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,828
and, if need be, forgiveness.
493
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,584
Hector, and you, mustache...
494
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,545
You got something to say?
495
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:19,549
We have no intention of pressing
charges. It's just gotta stop.
496
00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:22,302
That's all we want.
Any questions?
497
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:28,976
Understand this is not
about a 42-02. Jar of Moroccan olives
498
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:31,061
or a couple of rolls
of toilet paper here.
499
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,272
- This is our livelihoods.
- Are you looking at me?
500
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,274
Nobody's looking at anybody.
501
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,026
- I didn't take the toilet paper.
- But the olives?
502
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,487
I'm joking here.
503
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:43,740
I'm just saying
if you don't come clean to us,
504
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,575
those investigators,
505
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,619
well, they just might
question the honesty
506
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,746
of somebody that wears a coat
507
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:52,124
- pulled from the lost-and-found.
- Fuck this!
508
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,667
- No, fuck you!
- Arthur...
509
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,812
I don't know which one of
you pieces of shit did this,
510
00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,963
- but I've been good to you!
- Getting us nowhere.
511
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,965
And you pay me back
with nonstop ass-rape!
512
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:01,967
Well fuck all of you!
513
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,940
You know what? Just forget it.
514
00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:19,901
I... I'm so sorry, everybody.
515
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:24,197
Um, could you just get this cleaned up
so we can open? Thanks.
516
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,451
No no. It's very bad.
517
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,578
They had the credit card police.
518
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:30,912
Those companies are huge.
519
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,415
They come on tough,
but in the end, they gotta eat it.
520
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,876
Okay.
521
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,261
Everything okay in there?
522
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,723
For once I'd like to eat
without you getting a call from work.
523
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,686
Ah.
524
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:04,363
God damn it.
525
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,046
Motherfucker.
526
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,672
Arthur!
527
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,509
What do you want, a repeat performance
of the fourth of July?
528
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,219
That cop told you,
529
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,721
no firing guns in
the borough limits.
530
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,723
I brought those arugula seeds
531
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,850
all the way back from Italy
in my shaving kit.
532
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:40,273
Eden, get the fuck out of there!
533
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,361
- Fuck off.
- I wasn't going through your purse!
534
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,987
I was movin' it and it fell.
535
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,657
Go fuck yourself,
you Guinea bastard!
536
00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,330
Good afternoon, Mr. Moltisanti.
537
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,416
Room 812, please.
538
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:06,091
- Yes.
- Hey, sir Kingsley.
539
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,593
It's Chris moltisanti
from yesterday?
540
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,262
I spoke with Jay
541
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,722
and he's working on that
New York meeting right now.
542
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,851
Fine, but that's not
what I'm calling about, though.
543
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,353
That luxury lounge thing,
can you get me in there?
544
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,189
I don't know. My publicist
handles all that stuff.
545
00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:23,692
- So, can you call 'em?
- I don't know
546
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:26,736
how my publicist
can help you, you know?
547
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:28,572
All right.
548
00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:31,741
Yeah, in the city then.
My partner went back.
549
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,618
Friend of his died
recently. Guy's wife
550
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,829
is having a breakdown.
He'll call you.
551
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,547
That's security, Eden!
They're gonna blow that door open!
552
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,757
Fuck you!
553
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:54,973
- Fuck.
- I know, I gotta get it together.
554
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,310
Black truffle doesn't have the intensity
of white so you gotta use more.
555
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,271
I'll be at my investing club
at the learning annex with my cell
556
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:04,733
if you have to call,
but try not to.
557
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,486
Sandy, about the meeting...
558
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,412
- Oh, everybody knows you're upset.
- I know.
559
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,990
But Alonzo's coat,
you told me that in confidence.
560
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,492
I thought you needed to know.
561
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,328
I also think... well,
it's probably nothing,
562
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,873
but yesterday martina
was showing off these caovilla sandals.
563
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,210
I know she makes more than me,
564
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:25,545
but they cost like $600.
565
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,341
You should get back
to the coatroom.
566
00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,929
Hold on a second.
I wanna ask you something.
567
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:42,312
- I knew it.
- I'm sorry. I'll pay you back.
568
00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:45,440
- How could you do this to me?
- You were so mean to me.
569
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:48,485
Like helping you find the apartment?
Teaching you to drive?
570
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,772
As soon as you found out I wasn't going
to fuck you, you started picking on me.
571
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:55,367
I wanna fuck you? You certainly have
a high opinion of yourself.
572
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,702
You stare at me like food.
573
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,038
Well I never fuck you.
574
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,207
- I go to Benny and we laugh at you...
- Benny.
575
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,000
When I fuck him
in the pile of money
576
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,086
that we take from
your stupid customers.
577
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,547
You're fired.
578
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,549
Oh yeah? Oh, who's laughing now?
579
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,611
What do you think? I can't press charges
'cause of my friendship with Tony?!
580
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,178
Three months you worked here!
581
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,031
You think that doesn't go
on your permanent record?!
582
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,808
We lead the world
in computerized data collection!
583
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,750
Artie, you know what time it is?
584
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,378
- We need to talk.
- Now?
585
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:50,255
My wife is pregnant.
She needs to sleep.
586
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,674
Martina told me about your little
credit card business.
587
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,593
Step outside, Ben.
588
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:59,097
I'll be outside a minute, honey.
589
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,809
Look.
590
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,937
You're upset, all right?
591
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,440
But it's not my fault
that little trick got greedy.
592
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,150
Oh, so she's
a little trick, huh?
593
00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:12,444
I was gonna cut you in,
but now you're acting stupid.
594
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,030
Regular people are
all fucking stupid.
595
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,290
You want some more?!
596
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,923
Piece of dogshit! Little, crazy,
597
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,384
motherfucking meatball dogshit!
598
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,566
Yeah, I'm stupid.
599
00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,958
Ho! There he is.
600
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,002
How you doing?
601
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:14,047
- Great, thanks.
- This is murmur.
602
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,176
- You heading to the pool?
- Massage.
603
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,178
Oh.
604
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,014
Listen. You get a chance to call about
that luxury lounge for me?
605
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,100
Well, it's like I explained...
606
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,269
There's nothing very much
I can do about it.
607
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,189
- They decide whom they give it to.
- Very important people,
608
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:34,150
like you, right? 'Cause you're a very
important person.
609
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,236
To them, I guess.
610
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:41,616
Murmur's an interesting name.
What's the Genesis?
611
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:45,120
I had a heart murmur
when I was a kid.
612
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,288
They just keep
handing stuff out, huh?
613
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,290
The coolest shit in the world
614
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,209
to the people
who need it the least.
615
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,011
Look. I think you've
misunderstood something.
616
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:04,764
I give most of that stuff away
617
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:07,642
to homeless shelters,
the rest I give to charity auctions.
618
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:10,603
- Not to your godson?
- I agree with you,
619
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,064
the whole thing's obscene,
and it's nothing
620
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,108
compared to the situation
at award shows.
621
00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:18,570
Presenters get about $30,000 worth of
merchandise
622
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,363
in those baskets.
623
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,198
That's a year's salary
for some people.
624
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:24,075
Go figure.
625
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,661
Hopefully we can spread
some of that lolly around.
626
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:30,081
We'll get you that script.
627
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,760
Hell of a tub here, guys.
628
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,721
Sea, sun. I'm gonna
make it my second home.
629
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:48,099
- Anybody else hungry? Huh?
- We'll get lunch started.
630
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,810
- Artie, another Margarita?
- I could say no, but I won't.
631
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:12,415
You lost your fucking mind?
632
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,335
The shit you're in with that kid,
which you brought on yourself.
633
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:17,545
Brought on myself?
Oh, I suppose you let
634
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,256
a certain element into your world,
you're asking for it.
635
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,801
- Oh!
- Jesus fucking Christ, Tony,
636
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,445
how could you pull
that scam at my place?
637
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:27,138
Come on, you know I never would've
let that happen if I'd known.
638
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,516
You're innocent, I get it.
I'm just another victim
639
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,976
- of Benny fazio, criminal mastermind.
- That's right.
640
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,979
And once you found out,
instead of putting him in the er,
641
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,546
you should've come to me.
He says he's gonna kill you, Artie.
642
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,151
Icanttake
American express now, ton'.
643
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,530
You know what that means? I have
to start with the fucking two-fers.
644
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,616
My accountant insisted.
Are you happy?
645
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,409
Life's not fair. Right, I know.
646
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,995
But somehow I believed my dad's crap
about honest work.
647
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:54,374
He used to say
to me, "you'll see.
648
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,709
Pays off in the end."
649
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,336
What a joke.
650
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,679
I hate to see you like this,
you know that.
651
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,598
'Cause you start
thinking crazy shit.
652
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,853
Who's hungry?
653
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:26,531
- Yeah?
- Ben Kingsley passed.
654
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:28,491
Fuck.
655
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,578
You know, I tried
to be his friend,
656
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,705
I sent a muffin basket
with the script,
657
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,707
I tried everything.
658
00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,965
You can kill me after
if you want,
659
00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:46,593
- but he's a fucking dead man.
- Calm down, Ben.
660
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:49,888
He came to my house,
Tony, where my wife was watching TV.
661
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,057
My wife, who's carrying
my unborn son.
662
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,560
I'm gonna take him to
that warehouse in paterson
663
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,896
- and drive fucking...
- Nails into his balls. I know.
664
00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,565
I heard you the first time.
665
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,072
- You're having a son, huh?
- They showed us his cannoli
666
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,576
on the ultrasound
like a month ago.
667
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,245
That's beautiful.
668
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,583
Oh, congratulations.
669
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,752
Thank you.
670
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,921
I'm gonna tell you this once...
671
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,381
It's over. You drop it.
672
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:29,052
And frankly you should be very happy
I'm not gonna tax you.
673
00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:32,180
I mean beside the fact you know
I grew up with the man,
674
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,182
you don't shit where you eat.
675
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:36,559
And you really don't shit
where I eat.
676
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:39,270
I know, and I'm sorry
about that, but...
677
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,439
And your parents'
anniversary party?
678
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,876
It's not going to be at da Giovanni's.
It's gonna be at vesuvio.
679
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,611
What? Tony, look at my face.
680
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,489
He's going to apologize
to you, and give you a rate.
681
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:54,827
He's hurtin' too.
And it's the least you can do.
682
00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:01,626
Well Ms. Bacall, your limo
is second in line there.
683
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:04,128
Oh, well I can take it
from here.
684
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,297
- You sure?
- Yeah, thank you so much.
685
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,007
- Okay, you're welcome.
- Good night.
686
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:09,801
Night.
687
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,723
- Get the fuck away from me!
- What are you doing?!
688
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,394
Somebody help us!
689
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,688
Those guys!
690
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:27,026
Ms. Bacall, don't move.
691
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:30,488
Yes, an ambulance
by Robinsons-may.
692
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:34,575
Oh Jesus, my fucking arm.
693
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,500
- Hmm?
- No.
694
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,671
There's a line outside.
695
00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:51,509
Okay, push the scampi. Wholesaler
says they gotta get eaten tonight.
696
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:55,304
And don't spread out too much. We still
got the fazio party in the banquet room.
697
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,601
Okay, Sandy. Open the door.
698
00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:07,150
Hello. Welcome.
699
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,527
Do you have low-salt selections?
700
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,741
Ahem...
701
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,746
Ma, pop,
order whatever you want.
702
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,248
I'm having that loin of veal.
703
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,584
That's the other place, ma.
704
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,632
This the young couple?
705
00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:33,551
Yes, my mom and dad.
706
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,094
Cent'anni!
707
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:38,139
- Hundred years!
- Cent'anni!
708
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:43,227
Well, I hope you all enjoy.
You're all set for wine, cocktails?
709
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,898
- Nothing?
- Fine, thanks.
710
00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:52,111
Benny, can I get you a martina?
711
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:53,863
- Excuse me?
- A martina.
712
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:56,699
It's like a Martini,
but it's from Albania.
713
00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,201
Hmm. I never heard of it.
714
00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,828
Well, apparently
they go down real easy.
715
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,580
Right, Ben?
716
00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:07,418
We're gonna look at the menu.
717
00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:10,671
Good enough.
718
00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:17,303
- You order for me.
- Fine. The monkfish.
719
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,847
There's such
a strange consistency.
720
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,735
- Ow!
- In front of my wife?!
721
00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:34,862
Fuck!
722
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,781
Jesus! Fuck, my hand!
723
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:39,784
Shit! Oh god! Oh fuck!
724
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,454
Fuck! My hand!
725
00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:48,793
Oh my god! Oh my god!
726
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,047
Oh my god, Arthur!
Somebody call 911 please!
727
00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:23,327
Look at this.
728
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:34,172
I had no idea.
I'd have booked another flight.
729
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,340
Fuck.
730
00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:44,390
Where is everybody?
731
00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,225
My father-in-law
don't wanna come.
732
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,227
Him and carm aren't speaking.
733
00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,731
- How's the meathook?
- Had to be my fuckin' saute hand, huh?
734
00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:53,941
Why, you got an okay
crowd here today.
735
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:56,194
Sunday pasta's
the last thing to go.
736
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,400
The place is on life-support
ever since word got out
737
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,198
to the regulars
about their credit cards.
738
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,867
And my staff is pissed off
about martina leaving.
739
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:05,661
Benny did a real
number here, Tony.
740
00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,915
Who knows?
Maybe it's cursed. The fire, then this.
741
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:10,601
Will you stop talkin'
like an old lady?
742
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,960
- Artie.
- No go, huh?
743
00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,671
He's just being dramatic.
744
00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:18,549
- How are you, sweetie?
- Better.
745
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,260
And carm, the flowers...
746
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:26,224
Tonight, only the best
747
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,892
for the best people.
748
00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:37,109
Hmm, that's excellent.
749
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:46,410
Hey, be careful you two,
750
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,513
because the way
you two are looking at each other,
751
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:51,499
pretty soon we'll have
to put a high chair over here.
752
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:54,377
Like the icing on a cake, okay?
Capisce?
753
00:45:54,543 --> 00:45:56,587
Keep your thumbs
out of the food.
754
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,095
We gotta talk
about your problem.
755
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:05,930
Oh, great. Another idea.
756
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,182
How 'bout a strolling accordionist?
757
00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:13,020
I'm gonna give you the name
of a good psychiatrist.
758
00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,481
She's Italian. You'll like her.
759
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,277
You know what?
You go about in pity for yourself.
760
00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:21,862
- I go about in pity for myself?
- Yeah.
761
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,948
I gotta tell you, bodhisattva,
762
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,075
that is fucking priceless.
763
00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,661
Use the other door.
764
00:46:28,828 --> 00:46:31,038
You bitch and you moan
and you blame
765
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,165
everybody else
for your problems,
766
00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:37,295
instead of maybe... not letting
the Mexicans do all the cooking for you
767
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:40,631
or, I don't know, changing the menu
or changing the decor.
768
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:43,884
I guess because you know how to eat,
you know how to run a restaurant.
769
00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:48,681
On one of the bleakest
nights of my life,
770
00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:53,519
after the shit with my
mother and that fuckin' storm outside,
771
00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:56,272
I came here to this place.
772
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:59,150
I sat out there
with carm and my two kids
773
00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:01,819
and we ate and we drank
and we were so happy to be here,
774
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,988
more than any other
place in the world.
775
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,824
And you know I'm gonna
eat here until I fall off the chair.
776
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,495
But in business,
sometimes shit happens.
777
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:14,040
The playing field
changes, whatever.
778
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:17,335
And you gotta do whatever you gotta do
to keep your dick up.
779
00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:23,007
If you hate it here so much,
why don't you go to da Giovanni?
780
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,718
See if he'll cook you that bland shit
for your shot-up pancreas.
781
00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:33,059
I'll tell you one thing
782
00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:35,061
and this is very hard...
783
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,937
Nobody wants to hear you talk.
784
00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:40,816
They're trying to eat out there
and you come along
785
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:43,736
with your corny jokes
and your stupid stories.
786
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,573
Just stay in the kitchen.
787
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:50,076
That'd be a start.
788
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:06,050
Hey.
789
00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:11,972
You wouldn't believe
what these people in the business get,
790
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,350
totally fuckin'
absolutely gratis.
791
00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:16,477
Yeah, I hear the streets
are paved with hand jobs.
792
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:19,980
Right. I scored some major swag.
793
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:22,274
A little taste for you.
794
00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:26,362
Trip to Australia,
first-class vouchers,
795
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,239
some kind of golf resort.
796
00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:30,741
Looks like sarasota.
797
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:34,412
After what,
a 20-hour flight? No.
798
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,847
That's for a pocket dog.
799
00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,645
How'd it go with the movie star?
800
00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:02,773
He was all over us,
but I don't think he's right.
801
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,776
We made some great contacts.
Plus we saw Lindsay Lohan.
802
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,528
Total piece of ass.
803
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:11,949
You hear Artie burned his hand?
804
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:16,120
Yeah. Him and Benny.
How crazy is that?
805
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,122
- He okay?
- A layer of skin
806
00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:19,999
came off his hand like a glove.
807
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:23,294
But, they said, you know,
no scarring, no grafts.
808
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,088
- Lucky.
- Hmm.
809
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:29,675
Well, not for nothin'.
I couldn't help but thinkin'
810
00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:33,304
if you were here
watching your crew,
811
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,306
things wouldn't have gone
the way they did.
812
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,349
You let me go, t.
813
00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,935
I asked you. Now it's my fault Artie
and Benny got into it?
814
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:43,856
This is what I was concerned about,
Christopher, the loss of focus.
815
00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:46,442
Look...
816
00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:50,529
Not many guys have had to make
the kind of sacrifice I did.
817
00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:53,157
How many times you gonna play
the Adriana card?
818
00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:05,336
Sandy just seated a couple.
819
00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:07,087
Kitchen's closed.
820
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:10,341
He said they were supposed to go
to the city but they had car trouble.
821
00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:14,011
Hector already left
to pick up his wife.
822
00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:16,514
Plus I got nothing
back here, charm.
823
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,682
They already opened the bottle.
824
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:31,320
They're gonna have to eat
what I give them.
825
00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:27,084
Arthur, a lot of people
don't like rabbit.
826
00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:28,627
My grandfather's way.
827
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:30,522
Only with provencal elements
I been thinking about.
828
00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:32,923
I thought you were taking
it to him at the home.
829
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,802
Okay... out.
I wanna get outta here tonight.
830
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,336
For my mom.
831
00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,714
A store on the 57th street?
832
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,425
If you bought this in Naples?
833
00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:19,637
The weak dollar.
834
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:27,645
Mont blanc. Actually
cheaper in the us
60643
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