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Woman:
13A-61, 13A-61.

[ SIREN WAILING ]

7A-91...

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[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

Gabriel:
SO, THIS IS THE CAR

THAT ROBBERY/HOMICIDE'S
BEEN LOOKING FOR.

PARKING ENFORCEMENT
CALLED IT IN.

THEY WERE TICKETING IT
FOR STREET CLEANING

WHEN IT CAME BACK
FLAGGED.

PHIL ADAMS, AGE 38.

HE'S THE FORMER MANAGER
OF LOS ANGELES DIAMOND BROKER.

WELL, THERE ARE THE KEYS,
BUT WHERE IS THE BODY?

YOU READY FOR THIS?

[ COUGHS ]

[ GROANS ]

NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.

[ COUGHING ]

Tao: HOW DID
HE GET IN THERE?

FORGET THAT.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET HIM OUT?

Gabriel:
IT SAYS HERE THAT ADAMS --

HE SUPPOSED TO WEIGH
OVER 300 POUNDS.

SO THIS IS
DEFINITELY THE GUY.

WHAT GUY?

HE STOLE ABOUT
$3 MILLION WORTH OF DIAMONDS

FROM THE SAFE
IN THE JEWELRY STORE HE MANAGED,

ALL OF IT CAUGHT ON FILM.

YEAH,
WITH A BIG, WIDE LENS.

THERE'S VIDEO ALL OVER THE NEWS.
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?

QUE CABRóNES SON USTEDES.

IS HE ALL RIGHT?

EXCUSE ME.

LIEUTENANT,
UH, DETECTIVE SANCHEZ

IS SUPPOSED TO BE
ON LIGHT DUTY.

DID YOU CLEAR HIM BEING HERE
WITH THE CHIEF?

"LIGHT DUTY"
IS LOOSELY DEFINED.

THE CHIEF'S TAKING A PERSONAL
DAY, I'M THE RANKING OFFICER,

AND I SAY
HE'S JUST FINE...

SERGEANT.

Tao:
THE BODY IS BLOATED,

DECOMPOSING,
AND HIGHLY UNSTABLE.

WE SHOULD TOW HIM
BACK TO THE MORGUE

AND CUT THE CAR AROUND HIM.

OTHERWISE,
HE MIGHT, UH --
POP LIKE A ZIT?

OH.
Buzz: OH, COME ON.

OH, WHAT --
NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,

YOU GUYS HAVE
GOTTEN ALL SENSITIVE?

COME ON.

HEY, HEY, WAIT!
WHO YOU CALLING?!

THE CHIEF.

SANCHEZ IS NOT HERE.

YEAH, I KNOW.
I KNOW.

Flynn: HEY, CHIEF.

YEAH, WE JUST FOUND A BIG,
BIG ROUND PEG

IN A SMALL SQUARE HOLE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
LIEUTENANT?

PHIL ADAMS. HE'S DEAD.

AND AS BIG
AS HE LOOKS ON THE NEWS,

HE'S EVEN BIGGER IN PERSON.

PHIL ADAMS?
DID YOU RECOVER THE DIAMONDS?

SO MUCH
FOR THE PERSONAL DAY.

[ SIGHS ]

HANG ON, WOULD YOU?

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, MAMA.
I JUST NEED TO KEEP INFORMED.

GO ON, LIEUTENANT.
OH, OKAY, WELL, LOOK, THERE
WERE NO DIAMONDS IN THE CAR,

AS FAR AS WE KNOW,

BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN
ABLE TO SEARCH IT PROPERLY.

WHY NOT?

WELL, MR. ADAMS IS IN THE TRUNK,
AND HE HAS BEEN FOR DAYS.

SO WE'D HAVE TO PULL HIM APART
TO PULL HIM OUT.

HE COULD TURN TO MUSH
ANY MINUTE.

HOW DID HE END UP IN THE TRUNK
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

WAS HE DEAD
WHEN HE WAS PUT THERE?

WELL, NOT UNLESS THERE
WERE, LIKE, FIVE MURDERERS...

OR THEY HAD A FORKLIFT.

LOOK, UM, WE'RE GONNA TOW
THE CAR TO THE MORGUE.

WE'LL KNOW MORE THEN.

BRENDA LEIGH, DID YOU USE WATER
OR MILK TO MAKE MY OATMEAL?

EXCUSE ME, LIEUTENANT.

IT'S JUST WATER, DADDY.

Anyway, we have to be really,
really careful with the body

'cause it's about to explode.

IT SMELLS LIKE
IT WAS MADE WITH MILK.

DADDY, I'M ON THE PHONE.

CLAY, EAT YOUR BREAKFAST
AND BE QUIET.

THESE STRAPS AREN'T RIGHT,

AND YOUR CLEVIS
IS IN THE WRONG PLACE!

LIEUTENANT,
WHO'S THAT YELLING?

HEY! YOU TELLING ME
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB?!

NO, I WASN'T, BUT NOW
THAT YOU MENTION IT, YOU DON'T!

LIEUTENANT,
IS THAT DETECTIVE SANCHEZ?

WHAT? UH, NO, NO.
OF COURSE NOT, CHIEF.

No.

DID THE CORONER SUGGEST
HOW MR. ADAMS MIGHT HAVE DIED?

YEAH, HE SAID IT WAS, UH --

COULD BE
POSITIONAL ASPHYXIATION.

But you can't tell for sure

BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH
OF THIS GUY YOU CAN'T SEE.

HE'S LIKE AN ICEBERG.

OH!
HE COULD HAVE DIED FROM
SOME BULLET WOUND TO THE CHEST

THAT NEVER FOUND AN EXIT
OR --

WHOA!
OR...

GET OUT OF THE WAY!

OR WHAT, LIEUTENANT?

Man: MOVE!
Man 2: STOP!

OR...

[ CAR ALARM BLARING ]

...HE COULD ALSO HAVE DIED FROM
SOME BIZARRE TRAFFIC ACCIDENT.

TRAFFIC ACCIDENT?

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

OR MAYBE...

...AN ELECTRICAL FIRE.

[ HORN HONKING ]

CHIEF, YOU KNOW,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.

[ SIGHS ]

Clay: DID YOU PUT BUTTER
OR MARGARINE IN THIS?

[ METAL CLANKING ]

[ GASPS ]

THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT
THE CHOP SHOP! YES!

OH, YUCK! TERRENCE!

YUCK.

OTHER THAN
THE SOUP OF THE DAY,

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR
IN THE TRUNK?

DIAMONDS, COMPUTERS,

SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE,
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION,

JIMMY HOFFA, ANYTHING.

WOULD YOU SETTLE
FOR A KNOCKOFF HERMèS BAG?

IT MATCHES YOUR EYES.

OH, SERGEANT GABRIEL,

WOULD YOU PLEASE HAVE
THAT LUGGAGE X-RAYED?

WE MAY HAVE A MURDER HERE,

BUT WE'RE ALSO LOOKING FOR
$3 MILLION IN STOLEN DIAMONDS.

WELL, MAYBE TERRENCE SHOULD
HOSE IT OFF A LOT FIRST --

YOU KNOW, HOSE IT.

CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME
A POSITIVE I.D.?

WELL, IF WE COULD FIND
HIS MOUTH.

I CAN GET DENTAL RECORDS,
BUT SO MUCH HAS GONE WRONG HERE.

HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR DAYS
IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR,

AND HIS FACE
EXPLODED IN THE CRASH,

AND HIS SKIN...

OHH.

...YUCK --
IS STUCK TO HIS CLOTHES,

AND -- AND --
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
THIS IS A MESS.

WHAT ABOUT
CAUSE OF DEATH?

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES
BEYOND MY CONTROL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME.

OHH.

MAYBE HE CHOKED TO
DEATH ON FOUR TRIPLE
BURGERS, EXTRA CHEESE,

SIX ORDERS OF FRIES,
AND A DIET COKE.

THANK YOU.

THAT RECEIPT'S
FROM FRIDAY NIGHT.

OCEANSIDE?

THAT'S JUST NORTH
OF SAN DIEGO.

LOOKS LIKE HE PAID
WITH A CREDIT CARD.

SERGEANT GABRIEL, ARE YOU
THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

WHY THE DIET COKE?

OH, WE CUT BACK
WHERE WE CAN.

[ COUGHS ]

TWO HOURS AFTER CLOSING
LAST FRIDAY,

PHIL ADAMS DISABLES
THE STORE'S ALARM SYSTEM

AND CLEARS OUT THE DIAMOND SAFE
OF CUT AND UNCUT DIAMONDS.

HE DUMPS THE DIAMONDS
IN HIS BRIEFCASE.

UH, WHICH IS NOWHERE
TO BE FOUND.

AND HE HEADS OUT.

TOOK HIM
ALL OF FOUR MINUTES.

DIDN'T HE KNOW
ABOUT THE SECURITY CAMERA?

THE GUY JUST DIDN'T CARE.

WELL, WHICH MEANS
HE'S EITHER STUPID --

OR HE WAS COERCED.

I THOUGHT THAT HE HAD A PLAN
THAT WAS FOOLPROOF.

NEXT MORNING, HIS WIFE CALLS IN
A MISSING-PERSONS REPORT.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

SECURITY VIDEO FROM THE
BURGER-RAMA DOWN IN OCEANSIDE.

THEY WERE ABLE TO E-MAIL ME
THE FOOTAGE -- TWO CAMERAS --

BUT THE FILE
WAS IN A HIGH-RES FORMAT.

SO IN ORDER TO PUT IT ON THAT
DVD, I HAD TO LASER SCAN --

LIEUTENANT, THANK YOU.
I -- THANK YOU.

ANYWAY, I GOT THE NAME
OFF THE CREDIT CARD.

SHERRY ADAMS.

THE VICTIM'S WIFE.

IF SHE CALLED IN
A MISSING-PERSONS,

WHAT IS SHE DOING BUYING
HER HUSBAND DINNER IN OCEANSIDE?

MAYBE SHE DIDN'T KNOW
HE HAD HER CREDIT CARD.

Buzz: THERE'S HIS CAR.

BUT HOW DO WE KNOW
WHO'S DRIVING?

WELL, I THINK THE WAY
IT'S LISTING TO THE PORT SIDE

IS A MAJOR CLUE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU SAID
THERE WAS ANOTHER CAMERA.

MM-HMM. YES,
HERE COMES THE OTHER ANGLE.

HOLD IT.

WHO'S THAT GUY
SITTING NEXT TO HIM?

I'M GUESSING
IT'S NOT HIS WIFE.

GOOD MORNING.

Brenda: MORNING.

DREAMING
ABOUT DIAMONDS?

MORE ABOUT
HOW THEY DISAPPEARED

AND HOW A MAN
THE SIZE OF MR. ADAMS

WOUND UP IN THE TRUNK
OF HIS OWN CAR.

OH, AND THERE'S A MYSTERY MAN
IN THE SHADOWS,

BUT GIVEN MR. ADAMS' SIZE,
HE'S MORE OF AN ECLIPSE.

Willie Ray:
I MEAN IT, CLAY.

Clay: NO, WILLIE RAY,
I WILL NOT!

OH, FOR HEAVEN SAKES.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

DADDY,
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?

YOUR MOTHER
WANTS ME TO TAKE A WALK,

BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO AVOID
DIRECT SUNLIGHT --

CARCINOMA.

OH, DADDY, YOU'RE
NOT GONNA CATCH SKIN CANCER

WALKING AROUND THE BLOCK.

I BOUGHT THIS SUNSCREEN
FOR OUR TRIP TO HAWAII.

DO WE KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA
INTERACT WITH MY NEW MEDICATION?

Willie Ray: YOU BETTER
START WORRYING ABOUT

HOW I'M GONNA INTERACT
WITH YOUR NEW MEDICATION.

HERE. COME ON.

OUT, OUT, OUT.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ SIGHS ]

MY FATHER
ALMOST DIED A WEEK AGO,

SO IS IT HORRIBLE FOR ME TO WISH
HE WAS ON A CRUISE RIGHT NOW?

YES.
OH, I'M HORRIBLE.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA POSTPONE THE
CRUISE UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING.

TH-- THREE MORE WEEKS?

YES.
STAYING HERE?

YES.
IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

NOT QUITE AS HUGE
AS PHIL ADAMS, BUT...

YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY BEGINNING
TO BOTHER ME ABOUT ALL THIS?

WHAT?
THE FAT JOKES.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
TERRIBLE.

I'VE BEEN SPENDING MUCH
TOO MUCH TIME

WITH LIEUTENANTS FLYNN
AND PROVENZA.

HMM.

HAS MRS. ADAMS ARRIVED?

YEAH, GABRIEL
JUST GOT HERE WITH HER.

THEY'RE IN INTERVIEW 1.

Tao: UH, CHIEF?

UH, MRS. ADAMS'
FINANCIAL REPORTS.

OKAY.

HELP YOURSELF.

OH, UH...

NO, I SHOULDN'T.
UM...

OKAY, LET'S SEE.

$38 FOR FAST FOOD.
THAT WE KNEW ABOUT.

INTERNET CHARGE
TO quietaffairs.com.

OH, IT'S A WEBSITE WHERE
MARRIED PEOPLE -- THEY GO --

I THINK THE NAME "QUIET AFFAIRS"
SAYS IT ALL, LIEUTENANT.

OH, BUT, WAIT --
THERE'S MORE.

A $5,300 CHARGE
FOR PLANE TICKETS

FROM TIJUANA TO ANTWERP
VIA MEXICO CITY.

ANTWERP -- THAT'S A GREAT PLACE
TO UNLOAD STOLEN DIAMONDS.

REALLY?

DO WE HAVE
A PASSENGER LIST?

NOT YET.

AERO MéXICO
CONFIRMED THE THREE TICKETS,

BUT THEY WANT A FEDERAL WARRANT
FOR THE PASSENGER MANIFEST,

AND SINCE DANIELS IS NOT HERE,
WHAT I NEED TO DO IS --
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

I BELIEVE I KNOW
TWO OF THE NAMES ALREADY.

I JUST NEED MRS. ADAMS
TO TELL ME THE THIRD.

[ SIGHS ]

[ DOOR OPENS ]

MRS. ADAMS.

I'M DEPUTY CHIEF
BRENDA LEIGH JOHNSON.

I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

THANK YOU.

DO YOU HAVE IDEA
WHO KILLED MY HUSBAND?

NOT YET, BUT WE'RE CERTAINLY
DOING EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER

TO FIND OUT.

NOW, YOU REPORTED YOUR HUSBAND
MISSING ON SATURDAY.

IS THAT RIGHT?

YES.

HE LEFT FOR WORK ON FRIDAY
AND NEVER CAME HOME,

AND SO I CALLED THE POLICE THE
FIRST THING THE NEXT MORNING.

AND YOU NEVER HEARD
FROM HIM AGAIN?

NO.

BUT HE DID NOT TAKE
THOSE DIAMONDS.

PHIL LOVED THAT STORE.

HE WOULD NEVER TAKE ANYTHING
FROM THAT STORE -- NEVER.

MA'AM, WE HAVE YOUR HUSBAND
ON TAPE STEALING THE DIAMONDS.
I DON'T CARE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE
HE DIDN'T STEAL THE DIAMONDS.

MAYBE HE WAS JUST TAKING THEM
FOR A DRIVE.

BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE FOR A MOMENT.

UM, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A
WEBSITE CALLED quietaffairs.com?

NO.

IT'S A PLACE WHERE MARRIED
PEOPLE GO TO FOOL AROUND...

ONLINE.

AND ACCORDING
TO YOUR CREDIT-CARD STATEMENT,

YOU JOINED QUIET AFFAIRS
FOUR MONTHS AGO.

IS THAT RIGHT?

MRS. ADAMS,

NORMALLY I WOULDN'T PRY
INTO SOMEONE'S PERSONAL LIFE,

BUT YOUR HUSBAND WAS FOUND DEAD
IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR,

AND I HAVE TO WONDER
IF YOU AND SOME BOYFRIEND

THAT YOU MET ON QUIET AFFAIRS
KILLED HIM.

BOYFRIEND?
I-I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

I WOULD NEVER BE UNFAITHFUL
TO PHIL.

REALLY?

IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT,
UH,

YOU COULD IDENTIFY THIS MAN
FOR US?

WHY?

WE HAVE HIM ON TAPE
IN YOUR HUSBAND'S CAR.

NO.
I DON'T KNOW HIM.

OKAY. SO, YOU DON'T KNOW
THIS YOUNG MAN.

BUT LET'S JUST PRETEND
FOR A MINUTE THAT YOU DO...

AND THAT
HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND.
HE WASN'T, THOUGH.

WE'RE JUST PRETENDING.

AND LET'S SAY THAT SOMEHOW
YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND

MANIPULATED YOUR HUSBAND INTO
STEALING MILLIONS IN DIAMONDS.

PLEASE, D-DON'T --

BUT AT THAT LAST MINUTE,
EITHER YOUR BOYFRIEND

PULLED A FAST ONE ON YOU,
OR YOU PULLED A FAST ONE ON HIM.

EITHER WAY, YOUR HUSBAND ENDS UP
DEAD IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR,

AND SOMEBODY WALKS OFF
WITH MILLIONS IN DIAMONDS,

WHICH IS CERTAINLY NOT
WHAT PHIL HAD IN MIND

BECAUSE HIS PLAN INVOLVED THREE
PLANE TICKETS TO ANTWERP --

ONE FOR YOU,
ONE FOR YOUR HUSBAND,

AND ONE
FOR THIS YOUNG MAN,

WHO I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE
FOR YOU TO IDENTIFY.

THREE PEOPLE,
THREE PLANE TICKETS.

[ Voice breaking ]
NO TICKET FOR ME.

OH, MY GOD.

HE WAS LEAVING.

HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID?

THE THIRD PLANE TICKET
WAS FOR PHIL.

THE AIRLINES MAKE HIM BUY TWO
SEATS WHENEVER HE HAS TO FLY.

HOW -- HOW COULD YOU
NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?

THE PLANE TICKETS WERE CHARGED
TO YOUR CREDIT CARD.

PHIL WAS THE ONE WHO DID THE
FINANCES, WHO PAID THE BILLS.

HE WAS THE ONE WITH THE ACCOUNT
AT QUIET AFFAIRS.

SO YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?

PHIL MET THAT BOY ONLINE.

THEY WERE MESSAGING
OR CHATTING --

WHATEVER YOU CALL IT --
THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS.

I CAUGHT HIM DOING IT,

BUT HE SAID IT WAS JUST A --
A FANTASY HE WAS LIVING OUT,

ROLE-PLAYING
OVER THE INTERNET.

AND YOU BELIEVED HIM?

PHIL GAINED WEIGHT
AFTER WE MARRIED,

AND WE STARTED HAVING
INTIMACY ISSUES.

SO I THOUGHT
MAYBE THIS WAS HIS WAY

OF WORKING THROUGH
SOME THINGS.

BESIDES, HE WAS USING A REALLY
OLD PICTURE ON HIS PROFILE.

I DIDN'T THINK HE'D HAVE THE
NERVE TO MEET ANYBODY IN PERSON,

BUT THAT IS THE GUY
THAT HE WAS CHATTING WITH.

THAT'S HIM!

OKAY. WELL, THIS YOUNG MAN
MAY HAVE KILLED YOUR HUSBAND.

WHAT IS HIS NAME?

Tao: SPICEBOY85,

A.K.A. KEITH REYES,
737 LAS CASAS, ECHO PARK.

QUIET AFFAIRS IS COOPERATING --
DISCREETLY, OF COURSE.

Brenda: OKAY.
THAT COULD BE HIM.

LOOK WHO'S
IN HIS FRIENDS FILE.

OUR VICTIM --
PHIL ADAMS.

A.K.A. 24CARATS.

UNFORTUNATELY, THEY DON'T
ARCHIVE THE CHAT TRANSCRIPTS.

SO UNLESS WE RECOVER MR. ADAMS'
AND MR. REYES' COMPUTERS,

WE HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THEY SAID TO EACH OTHER.

CHIEF, IF YOU'RE
GOING TO SERVE A WARRANT

IN ECHO PARK,
I SHOULD BE THERE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH,
DETECTIVE SANCHEZ,

BUT I BELIEVE THE LAST TIME YOU
VIOLATED LIGHT-RESTRICTION DUTY,

A CRITICAL PART OF OUR CASE
WAS DESTROYED...

NAMELY THE VICTIM'S BODY.
CHIEF, I THINK
WE'RE ON TO SOMETHING.

BUT, CHIEF, I WAS THE ONE
WHO TOLD THE TOW TRUCK --
AHA!

SO YOU WERE THERE.

I KNEW IT! OH! OH! OH!

AND THE REST OF YOU --
I AM SO MAD!

UNTIL YOU ARE CLEARED
FOR FULL DUTY,

YOU ARE CHAINED TO THAT DESK --
CHAINED!

WARRANT, WARRANT, WARRANT.

THANK YOU.
SERGEANT GABRIEL.

WAY TO GO, JULIO.

IF I WAS IN BETTER SHAPE,
I'D KICK YOUR ASS.

I'M DEPUTY CHIEF
BRENDA LEIGH JOHNSON,

AND WE'RE FROM THE L.A.P.D.

WE ARE LOOKING
FOR A MR. KEITH REYES.

IS HE HERE?

NO HABLO INGLéS.

OH, DETECTIVE SANCHEZ,
OF ALL THE DAYS.

BUZZ, WOULD YOU FIND OUT
THIS YOUNG WOMAN'S INFORMATION

WHILE WE START THE SEARCH?

BUT, CHIEF, I'M SUPPOSED TO
DOCUMENT THE APARTMENT

BEFORE YOU START LOOKING
FOR ANYTHING.
PLEASE JUST DO WHAT I SAY!

WE'LL BE GENTLE,

BUT I NEED TO FIND OUT
WHO THIS YOUNG LADY IS

AND WHAT SHE KNOWS
ABOUT MR. REYES.

PLEASE.

PARDON ME.

UH --

¿QUé CREES
QUE ESTáN HACIENDO?

CALMA, SEÑORA, POR FAVOR.

¿EN PUEDES ENTRAR AQUí
SIN LLARME?
NO TE PREOCUPES.

CáLMASE, CáLMASE.

OKAY, LOOKING FOR DIAMONDS,
PLUS-SIZED CLOTHING,

E-TICKETS TO BELGIUM,

COMPUTERS, ANYTHING
THAT CONNECTS MR. REYES

TO OUR VICTIM.

NO PUEDEN HACEN ESO.

¿SEÑOR REYES ESTá EN CASA?
¿Sí O NO?

ESE IDIOTA.

LE DIJO QUE SE SALE DE AQUí.

CHIEF, SHE SAYS
MR. REYES IS AN IDIOT...

Y, Sí, SE VUELVA PATRA...

...AND THAT HE LEFT --
NO, SHE KICKED HIM OUT.

Provenza: CHIEF.
CHIEF, ABOUT SANCHEZ.

I JUST THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
IF I LET HIM TAKE HIS TIME --

AND SNUCK HIM OUT ON CALLS
HE'D GET THE MESSAGE

HE COULD IGNORE
GOING TO THERAPY?

WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHY HE'S NOT HERE TODAY

WHEN I NEED HIM THE MOST.
WOULD YOU --

IT'S NOT ENOUGH
THAT HE'S FIT PHYSICALLY.

BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE
HAS TO SIGN OFF, TOO.

NO DESKTOP, NO LAPTOP.

OKAY, CHIEF, SHE SAYS
SHE DOESN'T HAVE AN I.D.

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GIVE
HER NAME,

AND HER ACCENT
IS REALLY HARD TO UNDERSTAND.

BUT FROM WHAT I CAN TELL,
SHE'S A SINGER ON A CRUISE SHIP.

SE FUE A VIERNES.

Sí, Sí. VOY A DECIRLE.
ESPERE MOMENTITO.

KEITH REYES LEFT ON FRIDAY
AND HASN'T BEEN BACK.

...Y ES UNA BARCA...

AND NOW WE'RE MAKING HER
LATE FOR WORK,

AND SHE'S LEAVING BECAUSE
THE SHIP WOULD SAIL WITHOUT HER.

Flynn: WE CAN'T LET HER GO,
CHIEF.

NO, NO, NO.

LIEUTENANT, IF WE WANT TO
FIND OUT WHO SHE IS,

WE HAVE TO LET HER GO.

BUZZ,
WOULD YOU HURRY HER ALONG?

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

LIEUTENANT FLYNN.

MAY I SEE
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, PLEASE?

UH...

BUZZ.

¿PUEDO VER SU LICENCIA?

YO TE DIGO, YO NO TENGO
DE IDENTIFICACIóN.

SHE SAYS
SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

OH.

WHAT A SHAME.
GENTLEMEN.

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

FOR OPERATING A MOTOR VEHICLE
WITHOUT A LICENSE.

PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE CAR.

USTED TIENE EL DERECHO
DE PERMANECER CALLADO,

Y USTED RENUNCIA EL DERECHO
DE PERMANCER CALLADO

CUALQUIER COSA QUE USTED DIGA
PODRA USARSE Y SE USARá

EN SU CONTRA
EN UNA CORTA DE JUSTICIA.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING,
INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER ]

WHO'S THE BABE?

UH, SHE WON'T GIVE US
HER NAME.

NO HABLOS INGLéS.

WHY DON'T YOU GRAB HER PRINTS
FOR US, HUH?

YES, SIR.

HEY, HEY, CASANOVA...

TAKE IT EASY, HUH?

EASY.

BUENOS DíAS.

HOLA, PAPí.

¿SU NOMBRE?

NO, NO, NO.

¿CASADA O SOLTERA?

¿QUé?

¿CASADA O SOLTERA?

ARE YOU MARRIED,
OR ARE YOU SINGLE?

[ LAUGHS ]

SINGLE. ¿Y Tú?

NO, DADDY, WE DON'T HAVE
ANY SALT SUBSTITUTE.

I DON'T KNOW.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

THAT'S THE SELL-BY DATE,
NOT THE EXPIRATION.

I'M SURE IT'S FINE.

WELL, IF YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT IT, THROW IT OUT THEN!

Woman: Unit 14 clear.

DADDY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL
YOU BACK. SOMETHING'S COME UP.

DETECTIVE SANCHEZ!

IN MY OFFICE, PLEASE...
NOW.

LIEUTENANT TAO, WOULD YOU
PLEASE PROCESS THESE PRINTS

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?

AND, SERGEANT GABRIEL,

IF YOU WOULD ESCORT OUR GUEST
HERE INTO INTERVIEW ROOM 1?

YES, MA'AM.

DETECTIVE SANCHEZ,
YOU REALIZE

YOU WERE KISSING
A POSSIBLE MURDER SUSPECT?

YES, MA'AM.

AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW
ENOUGH SPANISH

TO BE FROM ANYWHERE
THEY SPEAK IT,

UNLESS SHE'S REALLY STUPID.

AND SHE'S NOT THAT STUPID
'CAUSE SHE'S INTO ME.

UH-HUH.

I'D BE HAPPY TO INTERVIEW HER
FOR YOU, CHIEF.

I'M SURE YOU WOULD,
DETECTIVE SANCHEZ,

BUT THE INTERVIEW ROOM
IS A LITTLE FAR FROM YOUR DESK.

WIPE YOUR FACE.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

GOOD AFTERNOON.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I FORGOT.
YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

¿NO HABLA INGLéS?

NO.

THEN YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND
WHEN I TELL YOU

THAT I'M ABOUT TO BOOK YOU
FOR DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE,

PUT YOU
IN THE COUNTY JAIL,

AND LOCK YOU UP FOR THE NEXT
48 HOURS UNTIL YOU'RE ARRAIGNED,

AT WHICH TIME
YOU'LL HAVE TO COME UP

WITH OVER $2,000 IN BAIL.

FINE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

NOW SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH.

Brenda:
WELL, GOOD.

NOW THAT I CAN COMMUNICATE
WITH YOU,

I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS
I'D LIKE TO ASK.

SO LET'S GET STARTED,
SHALL WE?

FIRST, WHY DID YOU REFUSE
TO SPEAK ENGLISH?

IS THERE A LAW
AGAINST THAT?

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
NEXT PREGUNTA, PLEASE.

HOW DO
YOU KNOW MR. REYES?

[ SCOFFS ]

HE WAS
ONE OF MY BOYFRIENDS.

ONE OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS?

YES.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU SEEM TO BE FEELING BETTER
ALL OF A SUDDEN.

HOW LONG
HAVE YOU KNOWN MR. REYES?

OH. TOO LONG.

AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW HIM?

I KICKED HIS ASS OUT
A WEEK AGO,

WHEN I FIND OUT THAT
HE DON'T LIKE GIRLS NO MORE.

AND YOU HAVEN'T
SEEN HIM SINCE?

NO. HAVE YOU?

BECAUSE IF
HE COMES AROUND AGAIN,

HE'S GONNA NEED
POLICE PROTECTION.

WHERE'S THE CHIEF?

UH, INTERVIEW 1
WITH TEQUILA ROSE.

MR. REYES DIDN'T TELL YOU
WHERE HE WAS GOING?

I TOLD YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

CAN I GO NOW?

[ DOOR OPENS ]

THANK YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED?

HOPEFULLY A MENU, MAMá,
'CAUSE I'M STARVING.

YOU'RE CRIMINAL RECORD,

AND IT GIVES ME
A VERY GOOD IDEA

WHERE TO FIND YOUR BOYFRIEND,
KEITH.

EX-BOYFRIEND.

[ GASPS, SCREAMS ]

HEY!

[ SIGHS ]

KEITH REYES,
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

FOR GRAND THEFT
AND THE MURDER OF PHIL ADAMS.

SERGEANT GABRIEL, WOULD YOU
PLEASE READ HIM HIS RIGHTS?

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN
AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU

IN A COURT OF LAW.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO AN ATTORNEY.

IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD
AN ATTORNEY,

ONE WILL BE APPOINTED TO YOU
BY THE STATE.

HAVE YOU HEARD AND UNDERSTOOD
THESE RIGHTS, SIR?

TELL THE CHIEF
I WENT TO THERAPY.

SO, WE SEARCHED
KEITH REYES' RESIDENCE --

NO DIAMONDS, NO LAPTOP.

WE HAD UNDERCOVER STAKE IT OUT
JUST IN CASE HE SHOWED UP.

BUT AS IT TURNS OUT,
HE WAS ALREADY IN CUSTODY.

I THOUGHT WE HAD
HIS GIRLFRIEND IN CUSTODY.

WELL [CLEARS THROAT]
UH, THEY'RE VERY CLOSE.

Brenda: YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED
TO KNOW, MR. REYES,

THAT WE FOUND PHIL ADAMS
YESTERDAY MORNING

VERY, VERY DEAD
AND PARTIALLY DECOMPOSED.

Keith: WAIT, WHAT?!

PHIL'S REALLY DEAD?

YES, HE IS.

AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHERE WE FOUND HIM?

OH, MAN.

DON'T TELL ME HE WAS STILL
IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR.

THAT WAS TOO EASY.

THAT'S EXACTLY
WHERE WE FOUND HIM,

AND THAT IS THE FIRST STRAIGHT
ANSWER YOU'VE GIVEN ME.

MR. REYES, I HAVE TO TELL YOU --
YOU ARE TESTING MY TEMPER.

LOOK, I APOLOGIZE, OKAY?

BUT WHEN YOU SHOWED UP TODAY,
I WAS LATE FOR WORK,

AND I DIDN'T
WANT TO GET FIRED.

W-WHAT IS IT EXACTLY
THAT YOU DO?

I'M AN ILLUSIONIST.

SO, WHAT, YOU'RE
A FEMALE IMPERSONATOR?

NO.
I-I DON'T DO DRAG.

WHAT YOU SAW TODAY
WAS MAGIC.

AND WHERE
DO YOU PERFORM?

I TOLD YOU -- ON A CRUISE SHIP.
I SING IN THE LOUNGE.

IS THAT
WHERE YOU MET MR. ADAMS?

DID YOU MEET HIM
ON THE CRUISE SHIP?

NO, PHIL NEVER KNEW ANYTHING
ABOUT MY WORK.

I MEAN, WE ONLY MET IN PERSON
ONCE LAST FRIDAY EVENING.

THE REST OF OUR RELATIONSHIP
WAS ONLINE.

MR. REYES,
ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT THE FIRST TIME
YOU MET PHIL ADAMS IN PERSON

WAS THE NIGHT
THAT YOU MURDERED HIM?

I DIDN'T MURDER HIM.

AND BESIDES,
HE PUT HIMSELF IN THAT TRUNK.

DID YOU NOTICE
HOW BIG HE WAS?

LOOK AT ME.

I COULDN'T HAVE PUT HIM IN THERE
IF I TRIED.

ARE YOU SAYING HE PUT HIMSELF
IN THE TRUNK OF THAT CAR

OF HIS OWN ACCORD?

MR. REYES, I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
I FIND THAT VERY, VERY STRANGE.

THE WHOLE NIGHT
WAS STRANGE.

IT STARTED
THE MOMENT HE SHOWED UP.

LOOK, HE DIDN'T LOOK
ANYTHING LIKE HIS PHOTO.

I MEAN, THE GUY TOTALLY LIED
ABOUT HIMSELF.

HE WAS ENORMOUS.
BUT YOU GOT IN THE CAR
WITH HIM ANYWAY.

WELL, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
REALLY RUDE

TO TAKE ONE LOOK AT HIM
AND SAY, "SEE YOU."

I MEAN,
EVERYBODY'S GOT FEELINGS.

AND WHAT DID YOU TWO DO?

WELL, THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS
TAKING HIM BACK TO MY PLACE.

I THOUGHT WE'D GO GET DINNER,
BUT THEN WE STARTED DRIVING.

AND I STARTED TO
GET NERVOUS.

AND HE TOLD ME, "DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU."

SO, I THOUGHT, "OKAY."
BUT THEN WE PASSED SAN DIEGO.

AND HE PULLS OVER.

AND HE SAYS,
"I'M GONNA GET INTO THE TRUNK

JUST UNTIL WE CROSS
THE BORDER."

NOW, THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD,
RIGHT?

SO, I ASK HIM, "WHY DO YOU
WANT TO GET IN THE TRUNK?"

AND HE TELLS ME THAT
IT'S ALL PART OF THE SURPRISE.

AND WHAT WAS THE SURPRISE --
$3 MILLION IN STOLEN DIAMONDS?

AND WHAT ABOUT THIS?

A PLANE TICKET IN YOUR NAME
OUT OF MEXICO TO EUROPE?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

WHY WOULDN'T HE TELL ME?
WHERE IN EUROPE?

I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE GONE
FOR THAT.

SO -- SO, YOU'RE SAYING THE
DIAMONDS, THE PLANE TICKETS --

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT ANY OF THAT?

LOOK, HE GOT IN THE TRUNK,
AND I FREAKED OUT.

SO I TURNED AROUND,
AND I DROVE BACK TO L.A.

[ SIGHS ]

LOOK, I THOUGHT HE HAD A GUN
OR DRUGS OR SOMETHING WEIRD.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

I AM SUCH AN IDIOT.

$3 MILLION? REALLY?

BUZZ, WILL YOU TELL
CHIEF JOHNSON

TO COME TO MY OFFICE, PLEASE?

I NEED TO SPEAK WITH HER
IMMEDIATELY.

UH, CHIEF POPE WANTS YOU TO END
THE INTERVIEW...

NOW.

WHILE I'M IMPRESSED
YOUR CRACK TEAM OF DETECTIVES

USED FINGERPRINTS TO REVEAL
THAT A FEMALE SUSPECT WAS A MAN,

YOU HAVE NO DIAMONDS,
YOU HAVE NO CONSPIRACY,

AND YOU DEFINITELY
DON'T HAVE A MURDER.

IF MR. REYES PUT MR. ADAMS
IN THE TRUNK OF THAT CAR --

THERE IS NOTHING TO PROVE
THAT HE DID.

REYES SEDUCED PHIL ADAMS
INTO STEALING THOSE DIAMONDS

AND LEAVING HIS WIFE TO BECOME
A FUGITIVE IN ANTWERP.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASY
FOR HIM TO CONVINCE

THAT POOR MAN TO GET
INTO THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR

SO HE COULD CROSS THE BORDER
UNRECOGNIZED.

BUT THEY DIDN'T DRIVE
TO MEXICO.

HE DROVE HIM BACK HERE,
AND THAT IS MURDER.

EVEN IF IT HAPPENED
EXACTLY AS YOU DESCRIBED,

ADAMS GOT INTO THE TRUNK
OF THAT CAR

WITHOUT BEING
PHYSICALLY FORCED,

AND HE SUFFOCATED FROM THE
PRESSURE OF HIS OWN WEIGHT.

AND THAT IS NOT MURDER.

I'VE SPOKEN TO
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY HIMSELF,

AND WE HAVE NOTHING
PROVING MR. REYES

INTENDED MR. ADAMS TO DIE.

WITHOUT INTENT,
THERE'S NO MURDER.

MANSLAUGHTER, THEN.

MR. REYES WALKED OFF

AND LEFT MR. ADAMS
IN THE TRUNK OF THAT CAR.

NOT AGAINST THE LAW.
HE DIDN'T REPORT THE BODY.

FAILURE TO REPORT A DEAD BODY
IS ALSO NOT AGAINST THE LAW.

[ SIGHS ]

I CAN'T ARREST HIM
FOR ANYTHING.

FIND THE DIAMONDS,
CONNECT THEM TO YOUR SUSPECT,

AND PROVE
THAT HE WAS INVOLVED

IN A CONSPIRACY
TO COMMIT GRAND THEFT,

AND MAYBE -- MAYBE WE CAN
GET HIM FOR MANSLAUGHTER.

REYES KILLED PHIL ADAMS.
I KNOW IT.

BELIEVING SOMETHING TO BE TRUE
AND PROVING IT --

TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

CONNECT HIM TO THE DIAMONDS
OR LET HIM GO.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]
Fritz: FOOD'S HERE!

OH!
Willie Ray: FRITZI! FRITZI!
FRITZI! FRITZI!

DON'T COME IN HERE!
OKAY, OKAY!

NOT LOOKING.

NOT LOOKING.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT IN THE SAM HILL
IS THAT?

WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING
YOUR DIET, CLAY.

THAT PIZZA'S GOOD
FOR YOUR HEART.

VEGETARIAN --
NO MEAT, NO CHEESE.

NO MEAT, NO CHEESE?

NO PIZZA.
WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THERE?

HEY, BRENDA,
YOU FIND YOUR GUY?

YES, ONCE I FIGURED OUT
WHO SHE WAS.

"SHE"?

WELL, SHE WAS A HE
WHO DRESSED LIKE A SHE.

A LADY FELLA?

WE GOT TO CHECK ON IT,

BUT I THINK THE PROPER
TERM IS TRANSVESTITE.

Brenda:
NO, NO, NO, NO. HE DOESN'T
CALL HIMSELF A TRANSVESTITE.

HE'S AN ILLUSIONIST.
HE'S ALSO A BIT OF A MAGICIAN.

HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO
MAKE $3 MILLION

IN DIAMONDS
VANISH INTO THIN AIR.

I'M GONNA PUT THIS PIZZA
ON A PLATE.

ALL FINISHED.
OKAY.

OH, MAMA.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

I KNEW I WAS HANGING ON
TO THIS GOWN FOR A GOOD REASON.

AND NOW WE CAN GO

ON OUR 50th-WEDDING-ANNIVERSARY
HAWAIIAN CRUISE

FOR SOME FUN IN THE SUN.

WILLIE RAY,
I'M IN NO CONDITION

TO GO ON THE OCEAN
WITHOUT A DOCTOR'S CARE.

WELL, I'LL MISS YOU, CLAY,
BUT I'M LEAVING TOMORROW.

TOMORROW?
YOU'RE LEAVING TOMORROW?

DON'T LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED,
DEAR.

W-W-W-WE --
WE CAN'T LEAVE TOMORROW!

ARE YOU DELIBERATELY
TRYING TO KILL ME?

YES, AND I'D WANT YOU TO DIE
WITH A TAN.

CLAY, I'LL MISS YOU,
BUT I AM NOT MISSING THAT CRUISE

BECAUSE YOU'RE IMAGINING
HEALTH PROBLEMS.

THAT STENT COLLAPSING
WAS NOT IMAGINARY.

THAT WAS A WEEK AGO.
QUIT LIVING IN THE PAST.

GO AND PACK BECAUSE YOU'RE
EITHER GOING HOME TO ATLANTA,

OR YOU'RE GOING
TO THE SOUTH PACIFIC WITH ME.

I MEAN IT, CLAY.

DADDY, HAWAII'S A MUCH
NICER PLACE TO GET BETTER.

CLAY, WOULD YOU RATHER DIE
IN ATLANTA OR PARADISE?

I HOPE Y'ALL REMEMBER THIS
MOMENT WHEN THEY BURY ME AT SEA.

MAMA, IT'S JUST LOVELY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR MAKING ME LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

THAT'S WHAT A WEDDING DRESS
SHOULD DO --

MAXIMIZE YOUR ASSETS.

Clay: WILLIE RAY!

EXCUSE ME WHILE I TEND
TO MY PATIENT IN THE I.C.U.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING,
INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER ]

OKAY, WHERE DO
YOU WANT HIM, CHIEF?

IN MY OFFICE WOULD BE FINE.

DETECTIVE SANCHEZ,
I HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD

THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CLEARED
FOR FULL DUTY.

CHIEF, IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK ME
TO GO IN THERE WITH YOU,

I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST JUST
ONE MORE DAY CHAINED TO MY DESK.

[ SIGHS ]

[ TAO LAUGHS ]

GOOD NEWS, MR. REYES.
YOU'RE BEING RELEASED.

I BET YOU'LL BE HAPPY
TO GO HOME

AND CHANGE INTO SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE.

I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN HERE,
CONFIRMING

THAT YOU HAVE RECEIVED
ALL YOUR BELONGINGS.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.
YOU'RE FREE TO GO.

I JUST HAVE ONE LITTLE QUESTION
FOR YOU, OFF THE RECORD.

AND WHAT'S THAT?

THE ONLY REASON YOU GOT
INTO THAT CAR WITH MR. ADAMS

WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE
TRYING TO BE POLITE

TO SOMEONE
THAT YOU MET ONLINE...

NOT BECAUSE OF DIAMONDS,
IS THAT RIGHT?

I NEVER KNEW ANYTHING
ABOUT ANY DIAMONDS.

THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY.

ONLY REAL DIAMONDS
CAN CUT GLASS, MR. REYES.

SINCE EVERYTHING YOU'VE TOLD ME
SO FAR HAS BEEN A LIE,

WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE START OVER?

I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE,

AND I HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING WRONG.

WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE DIAMONDS
SEWN INTO YOUR DRESS?

ACTUALLY,
I USED FABRIC GLUE.

SO YOU COULD STEP OFF
THAT CRUISE SHIP

AND SAIL THROUGH CUSTOMS
WITH $3 MILLION IN STOLEN GEMS.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THEY WERE STOLEN?

PHIL GAVE ME THOSE DIAMONDS.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE FAKE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

I DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM
WHEN HE WAS A WOMAN.

BUT ONCE HE GOT INTO THE TRUNK,
I STARTED THINKING --

YEAH, YOU STARTED THINKING,
"YAY, I'VE GOT THE DIAMONDS."

NO, I STARTED THINKING,
"WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?

WHAT IF THIS GUY IS CRAZY?"

LISTEN,
I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO AVOID
A BAD SITUATION.

A BAD SITUATION?

LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT A BAD SITUATION.

LOCKING A MAN IN THE TRUNK
OF HIS CAR WITH NO WATER

AND VERY LITTLE AIR --
THAT IS A BAD SITUATION.

[ SCOFFS ]

YOU'RE GOOD
AT CONJURING UP A FANTASY.

LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT ONE THAT I HAVE.

YOU MEET MR. ADAMS ONLINE.

HE WAS A MARRIED MAN, BUT HE WAS
ALSO A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL.

I'D BE WILLING TO BET
THAT YOU STALKED HIM,

SAW THAT HE WORKED
AT A JEWELRY STORE,

AND, KNOWING HE WAS VULNERABLE,
STARTED MAKING PROMISES

YOU KNEW HE'D BE
ALL TOO WILLING TO ACCEPT.

LADY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

YOU CONNED MR. ADAMS
INTO THE TRUNK OF THAT CAR

WITH NO INTENTION
OF EVER LETTING HIM OUT!

THAT SOUNDS
LIKE MURDER TO ME.

LOOK, PHIL GOT IN THE TRUNK

TO CROSS THE BORDER
WITHOUT TELLING ME WHY.

PROBABLY BECAUSE HE STOLE
A LOT OF DIAMONDS

AND HE THOUGHT PEOPLE
WOULD BE LOOKING FOR HIM.

INSTEAD OF HAVING
THE MEXICAN BORDER PATROL

DISCOVER SOME FAT GUY
WHO LIED TO ME IN THE TRUNK,

I DROVE HIM
BACK TO LOS ANGELES.

WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE COULD STILL GET YOU

FOR THE POSSESSION
OF STOLEN PROPERTY.

I MEAN, YOUR STORY'S
CHANGED SO MANY TIMES.

"I ONLY SPEAK SPANISH.
OH, WAIT, I SPEAK ENGLISH.

"I'M A WOMAN. OH,
WAIT, I'M A MAN.

"WHAT DIAMONDS?
OH, THOSE DIAMONDS.

HE GAVE ME THESE DIAMONDS."

SERGEANT GABRIEL,

WHAT IS THE MINIMUM SENTENCE
FOR GRAND THEFT?

8 TO 10 YEARS.

THAT GIVES ME PLENTY OF TIME
TO FIND EVIDENCE

THAT PROVES
YOU MURDERED MR. ADAMS.

I TOLD YOU. I THOUGHT
THE DIAMONDS WERE FAKE.

SO GOOD LUCK
WITH YOUR POSSESSION.

AND I DIDN'T ROB HIS STORE.

SO GOOD LUCK
WITH YOUR GRAND THEFT.

HE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
WE HAVE NOTHING ON HIM.

YOU THOUGHT THIS OUT
FROM BEGINNING TO END.

EVERY QUESTION I'VE ASKED,
YOU'VE HAD AN ANSWER FOR.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE
YOU'VE IMAGINED THESE INTERVIEWS

BEFORE THEY TOOK PLACE.

I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE
IMAGINING THINGS.

BECAUSE YOU WANT US TO.

LIKE RIGHT NOW...

YOU THINK YOU LOOK INNOCENT,
BUT YOU DON'T.

IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR TRICKS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

AND MY BEST ONE'S
YET TO COME...

...BECAUSE SINCE YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO CHARGE ME WITH,

TOMORROW YOU GET TO WATCH ME
WALK OUT OF HERE

AND COMPLETELY DISAPPEAR.

BRENDA LEIGH,
I WANT TO THANK YOU

FOR TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE
OF YOUR MOTHER AND ME.

OH, DADDY, OF COURSE.
I LOVE YOU.

CLAY,
WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.

I'M SAYING GOODBYE TO
MY DAUGHTER, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

DON'T YOU MEAN "ALOHA"?

WE'RE NOT THERE YET.

BYE, MAMA.

HAVE A SAFE TRIP AND MAKE SURE
DADDY STAYS ON HIS DIET.

I EXPECT HE'LL DO AS WELL
AS YOU DO AVOIDING SUGAR.

BAGS ARE ALL LOADED.

BYE, FRITZ.
BYE-BYE.

[ SIGHS ]
THEY'RE GONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

MM.

WHICH MEANS WE FINALLY
HAVE SOME PRIVACY,

WHERE WE CAN DO
WHATEVER WE WANT...

AS MANY TIMES AS WE WANT.

I KNOW YOU'RE DISTRACTED.

I KNOW
YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO

TRAP YOUR HOUDINI
WITH THE DIAMONDS.

YES.

WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?

YES, I DO.

YOU KNOW THE INTERESTING THING
ABOUT ILLUSIONS?

IT'S THAT THE MAGICIAN
REHEARSES OVER AND OVER AGAIN

UNTIL IT'S PERFECT.

BUT PRACTICE
DOESN'T JUST MAKE PERFECT.

IT MAKES A PATTERN.

AND IF YOU HAVE A PATTERN,
YOU CAN PROVE INTENT.

AND WITH INTENT...

YOU GET MURDER.

HOW DID YOU --

HOW DID YOU --

WHAT IS THIS?

THE FAT JOKES --
THEY BOTHERED ME.

I KNEW I HEARD THEM SOMEWHERE
BEFORE, AND THEN I REMEMBERED --

THEY CAME UP IN AN FBI CASE
THAT WAS NEVER SOLVED.

"AN OBESE BANK MANAGER
IN ARIZONA

"WAS FOUND DEAD
IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR

AFTER STEALING $2 MILLION
FROM HIS BRANCH OFFICE."

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH ME.

I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF THIS GUY,

AND YOU HAVE
ABOUT 30 MINUTES

BEFORE YOU HAVE TO CHARGE ME
OR LET ME GO.

I'VE ACCEPTED THE FACT
THAT I HAVE TO RELEASE YOU,

BUT LET'S SORT OUT SOME BUSINESS
HERE FIRST, SHALL WE?

THE FBI NEVER FIGURED OUT
HOW THIS POOR OLD BANK MANAGER

ENDED UP IN THE TRUNK
OF HIS CAR,

NOR DID WE FIND
THE $2 MILLION HE STOLE.

WE DO KNOW
HE DIDN'T ACT ALONE.

HE WAS TRADING E-MAILS, PLANNING
THE THEFT WITH A YOUNG LADY.

WE EVEN HAVE
SURVEILLANCE VIDEO OF THE GIRL

WALKING UP TO HIS CAR
RIGHT AFTER THE ROBBERY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

MAY WE PRESENT
THE AMAZING MR. KEITH REYES?

THAT'S HOW
YOU ANTICIPATED EVERYTHING

I COULD POSSIBLY ASK YOU --

BECAUSE YOU'VE DONE IT
ALL BEFORE.

HEY, I HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THAT GUY'S DEATH.

IT'S THE SAME AS PHIL.

SORRY, KEITH.

I KNOW HOW MUCH A MAGICIAN

HATES TO HAVE
HIS TRADE SECRETS EXPOSED.

BUT HERE'S THE THING --

YOU PERFORM A TRICK LIKE THAT
MORE THAN ONCE,

YOU ESTABLISH A PATTERN.

AND WITH A PATTERN,
YOU CREATE INTENT.

AND WITH INTENT, YOU GET
MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA RELEASE ME.

I AM...

TO THE FBI
AND THE TUCSON POLICE.

I'M GONNA ARREST YOU
FOR BANK ROBBERY.

THESE GUYS ARE PROBABLY GONNA
WANT TO TRY YOU FOR MURDER.

WE'LL SORT OUT WHO GOES FIRST
ON YOUR WAY BACK TO ARIZONA.

AND JUST AS YOU PREDICTED,

YOU'RE GONNA
WALK OUT OF HERE TODAY

AND COMPLETELY DISAPPEAR.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, NOW YOU SEE ME.

AND NOW YOU DON'T.

TRY AND KEEP THE RABBIT
IN THE HAT THIS TIME, WILL YOU?