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(light string music playing)
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(person groaning)
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Speaker:
I used to think my legacy
lay in the arts.
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In music, to be precise.
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My brother? Ugh, he was
a prodigy on the violin.
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Everything came
easily to him.
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Me?
I had to work
at things.
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(gasps) Did you hear that?
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Just the tiniest little bit
of fourth finger vibrato.
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What do you want from me?
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"Blackbeard Breaks
Ned Low's Record."
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(whispers)
I'm Ned.
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I told you...
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I haven't seen
Blackbeard's ship.
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(screams)
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I never did become
a renowned violinist.
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My record...
that was my legacy.
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Eighty-eight consecutive
raids at sea.
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(whispers) And he
took that from me.
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He took it.
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I don't know
where Blackbeard is.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I-I've been tracking
him for ages.
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I know exactly
where he is.
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-Why are you doing this?
-(whispers) Because, my love...
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I'm still
a musician
at heart.
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-(sizzling)
-(lighthouse keeper wails)
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God, that was
a beautiful pitch.
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That was really nice.
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(screaming)
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-(normal) Let's loosen up.
-(lighthouse keeper wailing)
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-A bit more
from the diaphragm.
-(sizzling)
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-Less from the throat.
-(deeper wailing)
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(gasps)
You have a lovely,
natural instrument.
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(birds cawing)
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(pensive music playing)
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(thundering)
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Oh, look,
it's scowl-y face.
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Oh, look...
you're talkin'
to me again.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, I'm a bit drunk,
I thought you were Roach.
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Jesus.
You're really puttin'
that away, aren't you?
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Yes, I am.
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Somethin's wrong.
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Feels like
a storm is coming,
but I can't see it.
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Or maybe you're
just a mopey twat
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and there isn't
a fuckin' storm.
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(sighs)
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Sorry about your leg.
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♪♪
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Fuck off.
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Ta-da!
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I put all of your
remaining treasure
in one room.
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It was all
over the place,
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and I was
tripping over it.
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And some of it's
quite ugly.
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Excellent.
A reminder
of all my guilt.
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A guilt room.
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Well, maybe you
could do something
good with it.
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I'm inside a snake, man!
I'm inside of a fuckin' snake.
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And I'm like,
I feel like a snake,
move like a snake,
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ya know, and I get a knife
and I just stab the fucker.
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And then I... (growls)
And then I, like, crawl out,
and then they're like,
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"Surprise!" (laughing)
'Cause it was my birthday.
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And then we just
spit-roasted that snake,
it was delicious.
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(chuckles)
So, um, (clears throat)
what do you guys do
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for parties around here?
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-Uh...
-Oh!
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Oh, yeah.
We, we rage.
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-(laughs) I thought you might.
-Oluwande: Yeah.
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-Roach: Yeah, we rage!
-Fuckin' rage.
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-D-Do you?
-Yeah.
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Oluwande:
Heavy on the rage. (chuckles)
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Hm, do we?
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I haven't crawled out
of a snake in years.
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Yeah, guys.
It's been kinda
slow around here.
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I mean, last night,
we just reorganized furniture.
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Yeah, well, improvement
in the flow is undeniable.
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-Have you seen this place?
-(crewmembers agreeing)
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Yeah, but I'll be honest.
We are a bit boring now,
aren't we?
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-Ugh.
-Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Well, it's a happy
coincidence then
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that today is
Calypso's birthday.
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-(gasps)
-Oh, yeah!
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-Yeah! Shit, that's today?
-Yeah, it certainly is.
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The most holy day
in the Calypsian calendar.
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And seeing as many
of us here are Calypsish--
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Oh, yeah,
I'm Calypsish.
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You're Calypsish,
you're Calypsish.
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Archie:
Wait, wait, wait.
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Is Calypso's birthday
something that you guys
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just made up,
just invented so that
we can have a party?
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-(Oluwande chuckles)
-Correctamundo.
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(all cheering)
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-Yeah, it is!
-Ay, Calypso birthday!
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You can buy new clothes.
Or how's this?
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Give a lot of it away
to those less fortunate.
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-(footsteps approach)
-Yeah.
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Hey, uh, Captains,
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um, your crew were
just wondering if
we're doin' anything
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-for Calypso's birthday.
-Calypso's birthday?
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Correct.
It's a day
of observance.
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By far, the holiest
of days in our culture.
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Traditionally celebrated
by a big bash.
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Well, we-- Definitely.
We should, um--
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Yes. We'll--
I'll, I'll get onto that.
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Have fun.
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(whispers)
We should do that.
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Yeah, uh, so
they're just tryin'
to Calypso you.
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Um, it's totally just
a huge made-up excuse
for a big party.
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Oh.
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Well, you know what?
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You could use
this loot
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to pay
for a big bash.
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Turn poison
into positivity!
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Poison into
positivity.
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Prince Ricky Banes:
The evils of piracy
have plagued our nations
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and our communities
for long enough.
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Indeed, I was minding
my own business
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and I was beset by brigands.
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You?!
You robbed me?
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And those 20-something
brigands... took my nose.
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-(Prince Ricky screams)
-(slices)
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So, it's up to us
fine gentlemen
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to stand up against
this modern piracy
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and stay vigilant.
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(applause)
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(indistinct chatter)
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Remarkable speech, Prince.
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This was delivered
by messenger this morning.
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Oh.
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(lute music plays)
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Stede Bonnet:
Alright. Party supplies on Ed.
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-Jim: We're gonna need
flowers and lanterns.
-(excited chatter)
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Fang:
Ooh, we're gonna need a goat.
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And some rum.
A rum-drinking goat!
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So, what do we think
Calypso drinks?
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Bearing in mind
Blackbeard is payin',
so let's--
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Oh, whoa, whoa.
Then I reckon she
drinks a fine brandy.
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-One worthy
of a goddess.
-Yeah.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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We've only got rum.
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One type.
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Cheap.
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-Well, we'll take
that, then. Yeah.
-Yep, yep.
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Blackbeard:
Hey, urchins, I'm gonna
change your lives.
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Here's 50,000 doubloons.
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You know how long it was
till I had that kinda money?
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A fuckin' long time.
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And here is a knife.
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You stab anyone
who comes near
that money, okay?
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I want a knife.
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Yeah, you can have
a knife, too.
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Pro tip here:
When you're
killing someone,
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okay, don't bother
stabbing, alright?
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Chances are they'll survive.
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You wanna slash
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big, deep slashes
side to side
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so the guts
all fall out.
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Hey.
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Did I see you offer
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both these
children knives...
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and a big bag
of money?
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Yeah.
Yeah, well, I just
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thought I'd give
these filthy, little
gutter rats,
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uh, the head start
that I never had.
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-Poison into positivity.
-Ahh.
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Are you a pirate?
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-No, we're not pirates.
-No.
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And you won't
be pirates either.
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Okay?
We own an inn.
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Yes, of course.
How can I forget?
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Blackbeard:
Don't pirate, kids. Alright?
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Stede:
Agree. Don't be pirates.
Don't be pirates.
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(tense music playing)
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I see you've received
our invitation.
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Hm. That's a very interesting
way to describe blackmail.
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Do we like the term
"blackmail"?
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(chuckles)
It's so unpleasant.
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Can we just say that I...
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(deep inhale)
I see you...
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clearly.
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Ah... Ah.
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Left a bit
of yourself behind
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-at Spanish Jackie's, eh?
-Auntie, please.
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He's been
through enough.
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He's disfigured
himself as a result
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of a business deal
gone wrong.
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No, no, we don't
need to pile on.
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I would be very careful who
you trifle with, Zheng Yi Sao.
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'Cause I'm a minor prince.
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-And that's why
we're blackmailing you.
-Ah.
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Again, I don't
like that term.
(chuckles)
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"Minor prince."
"Pirate queen who bent
China to her will."
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These are,
these are just labels.
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I don't wanna talk
about who you are.
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(laughs)
I wanna talk about...
who you could be.
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-(Zheng pouring tea)
-Prince Ricky: Hm.
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("Wasting My Time"
by Harry Mosco playing)
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Roach:
Here we go, guys.
The snacks are ready.
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(muffled music playing)
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-What's all this, then?
-I'm working on my look.
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Look?
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The fuck's a look?
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Well, tonight I'm going
as the Sea Goddess Calypso.
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I'm thinking
dramatic eyes,
dramatic lips.
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Drama on the cheeks.
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♪♪
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(crew cheering, laughing)
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00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:10,818
Now, it's imperative
you do not sip until
Calypso herself decrees.
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-Roach: Ah! Come on!
-May the goddess have mercy
on this thirsty little guy.
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-(laughter)
-Pirate: Woo!
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(laughs) What is this?
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Archie:
Ah! Welcome,
ye party animules!
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-Oh, thank you.
-For you!
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Hang on,
that's my tub!
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Is it? Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I'm new here.
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The moving of the tub,
it's a sacred tradition!
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-Yeah, this guy's
devout as fuck!
-Just go with it.
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Fine. As long as it's
returned without a dent.
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-Jim: Gah!
-(Stede yelps)
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Do you feel that?
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-(Jim speaks Spanish)
-(Archie exclaiming)
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Roach:
Oh! She must be near!
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-(indistinct yelling)
-(laughter)
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Wee John Feeney:
Greetings, mortals.
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-All: Ooh!
-Whoa! Is that Wee John?
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'Tis I, Calypso.
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(crewmembers vocalizing)
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Raise your
motherfucking glasses
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or feel my absolute wrath.
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(all cheering)
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-(Wee John laughing)
-(indistinct yelling)
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(sings)
♪ La, la ♪
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Yeah, just play that.
Just follow my beat.
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00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,759
(Frenchie playing
"La Vie En Rose" on lute)
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00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:23,224
(sings)
♪ Hold me close
and hold me fast ♪
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♪ The magic spell you cast ♪
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00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:31,148
♪ This is la vie en rose ♪
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♪ When you kiss me,
heaven sighs ♪
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-♪ And though I close my eyes ♪
-(Wee John sighs)
241
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:41,992
♪ I see la vie en rose ♪
242
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:46,455
-♪ When you press me
to your heart... ♪
-What's happening right now?
243
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,041
-I think you did it.
-Did what?
244
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:53,504
Turned the poison
into positivity.
245
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,133
♪ And when you speak ♪
246
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,344
-♪ Angels sing from above ♪
-Come on.
247
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:07,518
♪ Everyday words seem
to turn into love ♪
248
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:08,602
-(loud bang)
-(all scream)
249
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,397
Stede:
Oh, God! We're under attack!
250
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,524
-(indistinct yelling)
-(cannon fire)
251
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,444
-(screaming)
-Get down!
252
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,029
Roach:
What's happening?!
Is it fireworks?!
253
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:23,409
Good evening,
doomed crew
of "The Revenge."
254
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,245
(sighs) Ned Low.
Fuckin' perfect.
255
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,915
Oh, I'm going to torture
you all, by the way.
256
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,002
(tense music playing)
257
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,504
Ned Low:
Ya know, uh, we've never met.
258
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,673
But there's
a reason for that.
259
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:40,843
Because I only hang out
with cool pirates.
260
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:45,598
No. The reason is that
I have always thought
261
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,765
you were a very...
262
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,686
generic pirate.
263
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:53,147
Ya know?
Beard? Check.
264
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,315
-Hair? Check.
-Fuck off.
265
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:59,195
Tattoos? Check.
Ya know, just sort of
a typical, common,
266
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:03,616
dirty... bag of pirate.
267
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,868
I didn't even want
your fuckin' record.
268
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:06,869
I only broke it
'cause I was bored.
269
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,456
Mm-hmm. Hm.
270
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:15,503
Ya know,
music came very easily
to my younger brother.
271
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,795
Let me guess,
you killed him?
272
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,507
Strung up your
little fiddle bow
with his guts
273
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,300
or something super
melodramatic like that.
274
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:26,514
-Ooh, shit. Struck a chord.
I think you got it in one.
-Oh. (laughs) Yeah.
275
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,890
It's usually
something like that.
276
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,433
It's often
family-based stuff.
277
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,559
I will (yells) not
278
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:35,064
be undone by another
idiot savant!
279
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,774
-(screaming)
-Fuck you!
280
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:41,111
(groans, sighs)
You torture
like a bitch.
281
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,363
-Oh, yeah?
-That's good.
282
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,739
But maybe
don't encourage him.
283
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,908
Hey. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
284
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,868
-It's me you want.
It's me you want!
-Oh, oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
285
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,245
-Don't! I'm gonna fuckin'...
-(screaming)
286
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,663
...kill you,
you fucker!
287
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,540
Pirate:
This is really gonna hurt.
288
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,625
-(screaming)
-Just so you know.
289
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,586
Relax. Oh, I'm
tender-headed,
ya know?
290
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,712
(groans) Alright!
Okay! (yells)
291
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:03,217
(laughs) I don't think
the torture has begun.
292
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,718
Wait, so it gets
worse than this?
293
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,388
Yeah, it gets
way worse.
294
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:10,099
So, what's the plan,
you weird fuck?
295
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,518
Um, yeah, I'm probably
gonna cut your skin off
296
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,103
in strips
or some bullshit
like that.
297
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,437
You don't sound
very excited about it.
298
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:20,317
Hm.
Uh, what are we, uh,
299
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,944
what are
we celebrating
here, guys?
300
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,196
-It's Calypso's birthday.
-(chuckles) Calypso.
301
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,615
-Uh, I'm Calypso.
-Oh, God.
302
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,242
Guys, they (chuckles)
Calypso'd them.
303
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,245
-(all laughing)
-Ned would shit his pants
if we did that. (laughs)
304
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,664
Yeah, Captain likes
a bit of whimsy
now and then.
305
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,375
Well, I guess our captains
have very different ideas
about whimsy.
306
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,127
Uh, may-maybe
we should talk
about it.
307
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,505
-No. Same shit, different day.
-(groans) Okay. Okay. Okay.
308
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,464
-I'll shut up. I'll shut up.
-Ya know, whatever this is,
309
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,175
it's just gonna
turn me on.
310
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,218
-Oh, really?
-Uh-huh.
311
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,137
Go fuck yourself.
312
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:52,224
Wow.
We were in there
for a, a whole day.
313
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:56,103
(sighs)
I guess this is
just engaged life.
314
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,647
Here's to...
24 hours of...
315
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:03,027
freaky...
uninterrupted love.
316
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,403
Mm.
317
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,283
Yeah, why weren't
we interrupted?
Where is everyone?
318
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,327
(crew screaming)
319
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:16,707
-That doesn't sound--
-Are we... under attack?
320
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,002
(groaning)
321
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,841
Comfy?
322
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:31,472
Tighter, please.
I think you've almost
fixed my lower back.
323
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,643
-(Blackbeard screams)
-Ned: Mmm.
324
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,271
Alright, you idiots.
It's almost showtime.
325
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,689
Everyone settled in?
326
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,358
Prepared to give
their finest performance?
327
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,194
(crewmembers groaning)
328
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,320
Can you hurry up?
329
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,740
Do you want it
done fast or do you
want it done well?
330
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,075
Both!
331
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,701
(mutters)
Yeah, right. Both.
332
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,787
Torturing us won't
get your record back.
333
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,205
I know that.
I'm just doing it
for the lolz.
334
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,874
(groans)
335
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,877
Now, you are
about to witness...
336
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,465
a little something
I call... "The Symphony."
337
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,095
Let's all tune up!
Tuning up!
338
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,639
(all screaming
at different pitches)
339
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,229
Black Pete (whispers):
Okay, so, let's see here.
340
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,147
Weapons.
Weapons.
Weapons.
341
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,484
Babe, here's everything
I could find that's
sharp or pointy.
342
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:30,572
Oh, my God,
that's actually, like,
making me nauseous.
343
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,535
-We really have
to, like, do something.
-Yeah, yeah. No, no.
344
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,787
Maybe we just, like,
tell their stories.
345
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,914
And in some ways,
isn't that the best
revenge?
346
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,959
But we're not really
at the revenge step.
347
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,963
We're sort of
in the, like...
pre-revenge window.
348
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:49,717
But there's a bunch
of them and two of us.
349
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,719
(crewmembers screaming)
350
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,972
Right, so, so,
so, like, a plan.
351
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,473
Yeah,
we definitely
need a plan.
352
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,516
And we probably
need more knives.
353
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:58,475
We definitely
need more knives.
354
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,268
Okay,
I'll go get some.
355
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,019
Okay.
Like, a bunch
more knives.
356
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,148
(groaning, screaming)
357
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:10,404
-Ah! Jesus! Ah!
-No! You're late!
358
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,781
-Pirate: I wasn't late.
-It really hurts!
359
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,491
Oh, thank you.
360
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,285
It's nice to get a little
positive reinforcement
now and again.
361
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,247
Don't talk
to my employee.
362
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:23,417
-Oh, God.
-Oh, that's the problem.
363
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,377
You see her
as your employee
364
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,464
rather than the person
she actually is.
365
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,923
Okay...
kill him.
366
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,177
-(pirate groans)
-Alrighty, dumbasses.
367
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,971
-Let's take it from the top!
-(screaming)
368
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,014
-Enough trifling!
-Oh!
369
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:41,560
Release my crew
or Hellkat--
Is it Hellkat?
370
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,312
Uh, it's actually
H-Hellkat Maggie.
371
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,147
-Oh, that's a beautiful name.
-Oh, thank you.
372
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,149
Hellkat Maggie gets it.
373
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,817
(scoffs)
Go ahead and kill her.
374
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,153
She can't even
tie a rope correctly.
375
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,155
Maybe I'm demoralized
by your constant
fucking criticism.
376
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,115
Pirate:
Me too. I've had enough
of the shiny fuck.
377
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,076
I don't like the way
it makes me feel
working for you.
378
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,788
-Yeah, this job sucks.
-(Ned's crew agreeing)
379
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,414
You're mercenaries.
You don't have feelings.
380
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,124
How about you stop
telling me who I am?
381
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,502
-Yeah, and she
has a name.
-Yeah.
382
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,587
-A beautiful one.
-(door slams open)
383
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,298
Black Pete (yelling):
Fuck yeah!
You wanna get crazy?
384
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,300
Let's get fuckin' crazy!
385
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,511
Guys, Stede's already got this!
386
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,679
-Oluwande:
Yeah. Where you been?
-We got engaged.
387
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,933
-All: Aww.
-Oh, I love that.
388
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,352
Anywho, where were we?
Oh, that's right.
389
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,854
Your lot was turning,
weren't you?
390
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,815
-Hellkat Maggie: Mm-hmm.
-Stede: Good.
391
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,650
Guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys.
Come on. Come on.
392
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,778
Please.
Let's have a little
professionalism.
393
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,947
Oh, now he's
saying please.
(laughs)
394
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,991
Who's comin'
in late now,
Neddy?
395
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,535
♪♪
396
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:44,206
Oh, in summary,
you have built
a pirate navy,
397
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:48,043
and you want the Crown
to pay them not to pirate.
398
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,379
Correct. Pay them
a living wage.
399
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,588
Then they will stop
stealing your shit.
400
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:55,676
Do you know where
a fifth of your nation's
treasure winds up?
401
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:58,220
-On the sea floor.
-On the floor of the sea.
402
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,514
Get out.
No way, the sea floor?
403
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,683
But you-you are
gonna end all that.
404
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:06,144
You could end all that.
405
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,064
Oh, because of Papa's
access to the Treasury?
406
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:12,693
Zheng Yi Sao:
Yes, but more importantly,
407
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:15,737
because you're
Prince Richard Banes,
408
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,907
respected pirate
abolitionist.
409
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,327
And you could be
the man to end
all piracy
410
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,205
without firing
a single shot.
411
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,457
-(strikes match)
-Shot.
412
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,543
Thanks for
the treasure,
Bonnet!
413
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,919
You're a good dude.
414
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,921
Awfully sorry to hear
about your mum, Vincent.
415
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,464
Hope she's feeling
better soon.
416
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,800
Thanks, Bonnet.
You're the fuckin'
man, bro.
417
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,761
Alright.
Full sail, dawgs!
418
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,930
Oh, and I mean
that supportively
and affectionately.
419
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,892
Ned:
You are all a disgrace!
420
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:49,980
I'll find you!
I'll hunt you down!
421
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,608
Hellkat Maggie:
Alright, gang!
Let's talk profit sharing.
422
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,611
-(Ned's crew cheers)
-Pirate: Woo-hoo-hoo! Maggie!
423
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,612
(Ned sighs)
424
00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:00,949
So... Bland Beard.
425
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,451
How ya
gonna do it?
426
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,913
I'm not.
I don't respect you
enough to kill you.
427
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,248
You're not
worth the poison.
428
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,958
What happened to you?
What happened?
429
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,461
You used
to be a killer,
430
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,797
but now you're
just a washed-up,
low-born...
431
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,759
-dirtbag.
-(gasps)
432
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,138
-Walk!
-Oh. Oh, oh, now this
is how ya do it.
433
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,473
This is what it's
all about right here.
434
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,558
Go.
435
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,896
♪♪
436
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,316
Get up.
437
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,196
-(plank creaks)
-Ned: On the plank?
438
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:39,655
Yeah.
439
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,990
Oh, that is kinky.
440
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,993
You're gonna toss
me into the sea?
441
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,995
♪♪
442
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,831
Works for spiders.
Works for men.
443
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:55,504
Ya know, um,
once you kill me,
444
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,172
you are
a real pirate.
445
00:20:57,255 --> 00:21:02,386
You're, you're not
an amateur anymore.
446
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,347
Don't do it, Stede.
447
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,725
Killing in cold blood,
you can't come back
from that.
448
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,481
See? That's why
he likes you.
449
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,819
It's because of your
bumbling amateur status.
450
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:21,613
You're like
a pet, I think.
451
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,323
You hurt my crew.
452
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:27,285
You shit-talked my friend
and damaged my ship.
453
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:31,707
But worst of all,
you fucked Calypso's
birthday!
454
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,209
(crew exclaims)
455
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,253
-(all agreeing)
-Fuck off.
456
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:42,384
Alright, well,
what would you like
me to do? Jump?
457
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,886
No, don't forget
your fiddle.
458
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,222
-(Ned screams)
-(loud splash)
459
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:49,850
(crew exclaiming)
460
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:53,270
(solemn music playing)
461
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,396
(cheering)
462
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,907
I'll be in my quarters.
463
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,200
Izzy Hands:
Give him a minute.
464
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,411
First kill's always
a mind-fuck.
465
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,790
I'm gonna check on him.
466
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,879
(knocks on door)
467
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,301
Hey.
You okay?
468
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:28,221
(sighs) Look, I was
a wreck after my first
kill as well.
469
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,265
I mean, well,
it was my dad,
so there's that--
470
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:33,935
(Izzy singing
"La Vie En Rose"
in French)
471
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,439
(Frenchie plays lute)
472
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:43,487
♪ Je vois la vie en rose ♪
473
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:47,741
♪ Il me dit
des mots d'amour ♪
474
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,702
♪ Des mots
de tous les jours ♪
475
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:55,540
♪ Et ca m'fait
quelque chose ♪
476
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:59,878
♪ Il est entré
dans mon coeur ♪
477
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,839
♪ Une part de bonheur ♪
478
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:06,468
♪ Dont je connais la cause ♪
479
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:13,433
♪ C'est lui pour moi,
moi pour lui dans la vie ♪
480
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:18,980
♪ Il me l'a dit,
l'a juré, pour la vie ♪
481
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,983
-(Izzy holds note)
-(all cheering)
482
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:29,366
-(fireworks exploding)
-(Roach laughs, cheers)
483
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:38,333
♪ Mon coeur qui bat ♪
484
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,174
♪♪
485
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,885
(fireworks exploding)
486
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:56,351
♪ C'est lui pour moi,
moi pour lui dans la vie ♪
487
00:23:56,434 --> 00:24:03,984
♪ Il me l'a dit,
l'a juré, pour la vie ♪
488
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:07,195
♪ Et dès que je l'apercois ♪
489
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:11,199
♪ Alors, je sens en moi ♪
490
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:16,079
♪ Mon coeur qui bat ♪
491
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,541
(crew singing along)
492
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:23,003
All:
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
493
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:29,092
♪ Da, da, daaa, da ♪
494
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:32,262
(cheering, applause)
495
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:38,768
All (chanting):
One more song!
One more song!
496
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,355
Izzy:
I've got one more song!
497
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,399
(cheering)
498
00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:47,068
(fireworks exploding)
499
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,205
-(goat bleats)
-My apologies, guys,
but I couldn't let 'em
500
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,081
harm this
little fella.
501
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,083
So, we just went
and hid off the side
502
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,669
for a couple of hours, here.
503
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,379
And now I've got
really sore fingies
504
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,965
from hangin' there
holding you! Yes, you!
505
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,258
Archie:
Mate, you got sore fingies?
506
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,301
I've got sore footsies
and got tortured!
507
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:13,637
-And we survived!
-Oluwande: Yeah.
508
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,890
-Let's fuckin' party!
-(cheering)
509
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:20,101
-I'll go get
the fireworks!
-Archie: Yeah!
510
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:20,644
Ah!
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