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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,989 I told you you didn't have to come. 2 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,036 Yeah, let you drive yourself when you look this bad? 3 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,708 - Yeah? - He's out. 4 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,378 He looks good. 5 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,341 - Well, talk to him. Get a sense. - Okay. 6 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:31,735 Your cousin's out of rehab. Looks good. 7 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:35,113 Okay. Sorry about that. 8 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,700 So... 9 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:43,413 Lyme titers, sed rate, inconclusive. 10 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,042 Score one for the Italians. You don't have lupus. 11 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,045 Thank god for that. 12 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:57,010 Think we might be looking at a viral syndrome. 13 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,596 Maybe mono. 14 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,265 - Oh, god. - How's your emotional level? 15 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,976 Stress off the charts lately, like all of us? 16 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,313 - What do you mean? - Death? Major change of any kind? 17 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:12,609 No, just the usual. One day runs into the next. 18 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:17,322 Stay on the advil. Your temperature goes up, you call me. 19 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:22,869 You know, it's amazing. I got a relative who's got a heroin problem. 20 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,540 Now, the people that need drugs, all they can get is shit like advil. 21 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:30,085 Thank you for coming. 22 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:39,553 - That was grove street. - I gotta make a stop, down in sea bright. 23 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:43,098 - Tony, I don't feel well. - Get some sea air. We'll stop at barr's. 24 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:47,728 - You won't have to cook. - Goddamn it. Yeah, I really want lobster. 25 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,188 The student-loan people called. 26 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,108 We're late with Allegra's nursing-school payment. 27 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,739 - Where you going? - Nordstrom's. They're having a sale. 28 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,117 Sallie Mae calls and your response is to go shopping? 29 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:06,705 It's a sale, John. I need clothes for Italy. 30 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,584 - We're still going, aren't we? - Might be time to tighten our belts. 31 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:14,129 I'll be losing money every day the esplanade is shut down. 32 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,466 We should try to go. I spoke to Nicole lupertazzi. 33 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:21,595 When she and little carmine stayed at the house all last year, he loved it. 34 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,306 That's good for little carmine, then. 35 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:29,436 His fucking wallet isn't tied to the goddamned esplanade, goddamn it! 36 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,941 John, why are you yelling at me? 37 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,611 John, what'd I do? 38 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,420 Is that my father's truck? 39 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:02,969 - What the hell's going on? - Me to know, you to find out. 40 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:10,310 So, what do you think, Mel? Don't see no dry rot. 41 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:13,688 Mrs. Soprano, Virginia Lupo, re/max community realty. 42 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,148 Hi. 43 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,443 - Tony? - That's right. It's even got a name. 44 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,073 - Where did this come from? - That's if we can get it. 45 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,202 It is a huge amount of money. 46 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,830 And your construction project shut down... 47 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:33,959 Yeah, well, that can't last forever. And it's for the family. 48 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:40,090 As the kids get older, it gets harder to keep us all together, but this is a draw. 49 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,594 Bring friends down, have big cookouts, jet ski... 50 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:49,057 And for us too, though. When we were piss-poor... 51 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:52,561 This was the biggest caviar wish we could come up with. 52 00:05:56,940 --> 00:06:00,068 Kind of reminds you of the Kennedy compound, don't it? 53 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:12,038 Can I ask you why they're selling? My husband said, "if we can get it." 54 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:16,251 Well, there is a buyer already. In fact, the house is sold. 55 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:20,797 But there's a chance that these buyers won't qualify for financing. 56 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,592 And I know the owner, Alan. 57 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,636 He lives just next door here. He's an attorney. 58 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:31,892 If you're offering cash, I thought you should at least see the place. 59 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,519 So it's not really for sale. 60 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:37,397 It's just as well, because we really couldn't swing this. 61 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,691 There's ai! 62 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,786 The jury has claimed they are deadlocked. 63 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:55,790 However, I'm inclined to agree with prosecution. 64 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:59,210 I'm going to give them additional time to reach a verdict. 65 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,631 We should've had a hung-jury mistrial. Object, for Christ sake! 66 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:06,593 Allen charge. It has to play out. 67 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:15,060 Ladies and gentlemen, you've communicated that you feel... 68 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,021 That you're unable to come to a unanimous verdict. 69 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:22,525 Now, I know that you've been at it for a while, and it can be frustrating... 70 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,820 But we've all spent a lot of time on this trial. 71 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:29,741 And being as I have no reason to believe that anotherjury... 72 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,495 With the same evidence would be better able to reach a verdict... 73 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:37,791 I'm going to ask you to go back in there and reason with each other... 74 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:42,921 And apply the law and come back in here with a verdict. 75 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,298 If not, I wanna move on. 76 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,301 Here. 77 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,724 Did somebody check this to make sure we got everything? 78 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,101 Yes. 79 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,231 Well, keep me posted. 80 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,025 Dinner's served! 81 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,743 - Get any sleep? - Couldn't. 82 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,999 We have absolutely no business getting into something like that house... 83 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,543 With a.J. Two years away from college. 84 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:25,213 That was Virginia Lupo on the phone. She hasn't heard from the owner. 85 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,257 I guess that deal's gonna go through. 86 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,426 I wonder who they are. 87 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:34,472 Motherfucking goddamn orange-peel beef! 88 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,101 Well, call them up. You got me plain soup, right? 89 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,770 We'll be finished eating by the time he gets back. 90 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,231 You have to check the order while they're here. 91 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,776 What good does that do? You still gotta go get it and come back again. 92 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,571 - What happened? - They left out part of the order. 93 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:52,699 - Call them up. - Sit down and eat. 94 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:59,080 Well, I guess some things just weren't meant to be. 95 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,707 What are we talking about? 96 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,376 I was thinking of buying a house on the shore. 97 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,087 - Tony. - UN-fucking-believable! 98 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,089 Well, would we have a gym? 99 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,593 It's the shore. Wouldn't you want to be outdoors? 100 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,387 Forget that. You're fined $3 for the f-word. 101 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,474 I heard dad say "mother-f" when I was coming down the stairs. 102 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,852 He's fined too. We're gonna make this policy work. 103 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,353 It's too late. 104 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,829 What's going on? 105 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:46,669 You know, it does seem like a good value, even at that price. 106 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:50,340 Waterfront property in that area... 107 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:54,844 We probably wouldn't get hurt, as an investment. 108 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,640 Well, you're the one that took real-estate classes. 109 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:02,519 Didn't you say that a person shouldn't look at a house as an investment? 110 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:06,940 I know you. If you don't get the place, you'll sulk. And I'll be the wet blanket. 111 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:10,527 I'll sulk? I was sleeping. 112 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,615 Just... 113 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,535 If you want me to sign off... 114 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,579 We probably wouldn't lose money. 115 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:28,461 But if you don't want to go through with it, believe me, that's fine too. 116 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:46,312 But if you did, Virginia Lupo's phone number is on the bureau. 117 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:51,860 And, you know, better to act quickly if, you know... 118 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:57,907 More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision, that's all I'm saying. 119 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:05,290 - Hey, Jack lemmon! How's Lee remick? - Hey, ton. 120 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,751 So how the fuck are you? 121 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,379 - That place help you? - Oh, yeah. 122 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,591 I found out about strengths I have I didn't even know I had. 123 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,385 - Well, you look fucking great. - Thank you. 124 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,055 Thank everybody for forcing me to deal with it. 125 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:25,351 - Especially Adriana. - So you're not shooting junk, right? 126 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,022 Fuck, no. I'm completely clean and sober. 127 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,107 Which one of the 12 steps you on now? 128 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,693 The only one I haven't exactly done is go around... 129 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,322 To all the people I fucked over while I was using and apologize. 130 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,120 Maybe you shouldn't do that one. 131 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:47,874 - You know, let sleeping dogs lie. - That's what I was thinking. 132 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:52,503 Maybe in a couple of cases, I'll send flowers. Or cash, in some cases. 133 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,681 - Where's carmine at? - No change whatsoever. 134 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,101 Where you at? 135 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,940 I think a movement from below is not palatable to the other bosses. 136 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,983 It's what they fear most. 137 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,028 A movement from outside, it's more forgivable. 138 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:20,448 And more understandable, given the facts. 139 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,534 I mean, you've been reasonable. 140 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:29,332 If I do it, what do you do for me? 141 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:35,171 I take a sad song and make it better with the other families, as regards you. 142 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,507 You're smart to have reservations. 143 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:41,427 But there's differences between this and castellano. 144 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,806 Yes, you still got the four other families who could raise a stink. 145 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:48,643 But Andy's my brother-in-law. I have their ear. 146 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,398 I'm gonna pass. 147 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,984 - Fuck you talking about? - I'm taking all the risk. 148 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,569 Fuck were you talking about last time then? 149 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,530 What would it take? 150 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,577 Fuck even one percentage point. 151 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:11,082 All claims to my hud business are irrigated. 152 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,625 - All right. - Not yet. 153 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:17,880 All future construction projects, 60/40 in my favor. 154 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:32,312 What I'm gonna tell you is for your ears only, and sil's. 155 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,065 We're gonna take out carmine lupertazzi. 156 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,409 - Johnny sack's gonna go to war, ton. - No, he's not. 157 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:53,541 That's right. Carmine's got major income besides construction, Johnny don't. 158 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,836 The only other person hurting worse than these pricks is me. 159 00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:00,381 Whacking the boss of one of the five families? 160 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,885 - Johnny's a snaky fuck. - Well, that's something to be considered. 161 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:08,014 But remember also how deeply hurt fucking Johnny felt over carmine... 162 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,475 Not backing him on those slurs against Ginny. 163 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,768 Life's funny. 164 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,479 Carmine never made that right with John. 165 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,315 I knew back then that was a mistake. 166 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,026 We gonna hit carmine soon? 167 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,738 If I'm gonna buy this house, I need the esplanade scratch. 168 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,160 It shouldn't look like what it is. 169 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:33,790 Home invasion, carjacking, fucking ingrown toenail. 170 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:38,336 - I know these black guys from irvington. - Well, that's the right idea. 171 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:43,383 It can never get out who whacked the old fuck. 172 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,928 - Are they trustworthy, these guys? - Yeah. 173 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,013 Make sure. 174 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,486 Help you? 175 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,114 Hi, how you doing? I'm Tony soprano. 176 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,742 I was here with my wife the other day with Virginia Lupo. 177 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,578 Oh, right, right. Alan sapinsly. 178 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,957 - How are you? - So, what do you think? 179 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,001 She says those other people are gonna go through with it. 180 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,630 I was gonna go talk to you, after I took another look at the place. 181 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:26,676 The whole thing is galling. I don't think they're gonna qualify for financing... 182 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,471 And we gave them this god-awful 90-day escrow. My wife's doing. 183 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,932 She liked Mrs. Kim. 184 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:37,395 I can do 15 days. Shortest allowable by law. 185 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,525 Never tire of painting this. 186 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,532 - You'd be coming in with cash, right? - Yeah. 187 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,162 Fuck this. 188 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,376 Dr. Kim? Hey, Alan sapinsly. 189 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:04,714 It's not, huh? Well, we've got serious problems. 190 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,717 On the house. Sure. 191 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,220 He's going into surgery. Doesn't want to talk there in the prep room. 192 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,850 Yes, I'm here. So, look, what does your lender say? 193 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:21,147 Jesus, doctor. Well, I take almost no comfort from those words. 194 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,566 And were I you, I wouldn't either. 195 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,735 I'm aware we have a contract in place. 196 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,321 Doctor, please, I'm an attorney. Look, Cho-San... 197 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,114 No, wait, you're not listening. 198 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:33,993 Simply stated, I want the chance to sell to a more-qualified buyer... 199 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,121 If I can find one at this late date. 200 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,499 Well, actually, it's very simp... 201 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,877 Do you want to do all the talking and I'll just stand here? 202 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,337 Thank you. 203 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,299 You call Virginia Lupo, she calls the bank, you get your deposit back. 204 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,762 Your wife's a grown woman, she'll adjust. 205 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,139 Look, Dr. Kim, I spent 10 years as a litigator. 206 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:59,560 Buy this property, I'll make your life a misery. I'll tort you into the poorhouse. 207 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,854 I've got an overseas call. 208 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,857 Well, think it over. You have Virginia's number. 209 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,153 - We'll see. - I wouldn't wanna be the patient... 210 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,823 - He's gonna operate on. - Let's hold a good thought? 211 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,003 Hello? 212 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,465 Oh, Virginia, sure, hi. 213 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,884 We did? 214 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,647 All right! 215 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,069 Picture the fishing off that dock. 216 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,783 God, it really is beautiful, isn't it? 217 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,912 - First time I felt good signing papers. - Dad, blue crabs! 218 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,916 Oh, my god. This is nice. 219 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,136 You'll inherit this. 220 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,640 Dad, what a thing to say. 221 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:38,159 Anthony soprano, you are full of surprises. 222 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,204 It's good to see a smile on your face. 223 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:57,136 - Praise the lord for sobriety. - The higher power. 224 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:04,143 - That 12-step shit doing for you? - Yeah. Thanks for asking. 225 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,228 We sold you h when that was your thing. 226 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,857 And still we here when it's wop-whacking time in Brooklyn. 227 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,820 - It should look like a carjack. - See? That's why you came to us. 228 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,781 That's some stereotyping shit. 229 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,283 He goes mall-walking inside king's Plaza. 230 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,578 7:00 am, Tuesdays and Thursdays. Regular. 231 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,623 Macy's entrance, Avenue u and flatbush. 232 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,917 You got the down payment? 233 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,554 Next sound you hear. 234 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,946 Home of the burger, what's your beef? 235 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,071 Ohh 236 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,865 I'm sorry. 237 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:04,120 - I have wrong number. - Well, this is the soprano residence. 238 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,331 - Tony? - No, this is Anthony. 239 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:11,001 Oh, yes. The handsome boy. 240 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,379 Who is this? 241 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,257 Is your mother there? 242 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,467 Ma, telephone! 243 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,511 - Who is it? - I don't know. 244 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,808 Hello? 245 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:31,230 - Is this Mrs. Soprano? - Yes, it is. 246 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,859 I used to fuck your husband. 247 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,404 Hello... 248 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,879 A.j., I got it! 249 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,553 - Hello? - Tony loves me, you know. 250 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,514 If it wasn't for his kids, you would be out on the street. 251 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,100 - What do you want? - I thought you'd want to know... 252 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,936 We have some sadness in common. 253 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,398 He has been sleeping with my cousin Svetlana. 254 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:19,028 That's right. While she was taking care of his uncle. 255 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,115 - Hello? - You piece of shit. 256 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,911 Yes, I'm a piece of shit. 257 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:32,416 I'm a piece of shit which the world every morning pushes out of its butt. 258 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,962 So, if you can, imagine where you are on the pecking order. 259 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:46,347 You call my house again, you ever speak to one of my children again... 260 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:50,476 I will track you down and I will kill you. We have got guns here. 261 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,605 - I mean it. - You remember my cousin. 262 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:57,608 She was also his mama's caregiver with the one leg. 263 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:01,862 It is so absurd, why would I make it up? 264 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,940 What the fuck? 265 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,447 Carmela! 266 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:50,202 - What the fuck are you doing? - You fucking shitbag! 267 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,415 Don't come up here! Get the fuck out of this house! 268 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,346 Carm? 269 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,348 What's the matter? 270 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,270 Carm, what did I do now, huh? 271 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,648 Carm? 272 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,319 What did I do? 273 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,988 What did I do? 274 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,617 Your mother told you what I said to your father about her psoriasis? 275 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,411 I was just trying to be honest with him. 276 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:39,335 You have made a fool of me for years with these whores. 277 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,211 Now it's come into our home? 278 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,715 - What are you talking about? - The Russian called. 279 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:47,176 Your son answered the telephone. 280 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,637 Oh, Jesus. 281 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,723 She's insane. She's fucking certifiable. 282 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:56,060 I told you, you can't believe nothing she says, whatever it is. 283 00:23:56,268 --> 00:24:00,981 We haven't seen each other like that. I swear to Christ. I told you! 284 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:04,610 - What about her cousin? - What? 285 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,070 - No. - The nurse... 286 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:09,490 Who took care of your mother? Who I liked? 287 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,660 Who I talked to on the phone about your mother's alopecia... 288 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:16,622 And her bowel movements? Who you told me came from an agency? 289 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:20,709 Who I shared vodka with the night your mother died? 290 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,505 - You've been fucking her? - There is not a shred of truth in that. 291 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:29,760 Why would the cousin make it up? Because she's jealous! Why, you fuck! 292 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,222 Let go of me! 293 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,075 Carm. 294 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:58,038 Just get out, Tony. Don't even say anything. 295 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:01,583 I'm not going anywhere, and you know it. 296 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:06,839 - So let's just lie down, we'll calm down. - Get your hands off of me! 297 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,135 Don't you touch me ever again. 298 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,805 Where's a.J.? 299 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:19,143 So you've had a one-legged one now, huh? That's nice. 300 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,688 You've had quite a time on my watch. 301 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,983 The preschool assistant. 302 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,194 - The weight lifter. - Least I never stole from you. 303 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,281 - Who stole, Tony? Who? Me? - My own wife. 304 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,450 Forty grand from the bird feeder. 305 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:38,871 Bird feeder? Listen to yourself. You sound demented. 306 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:42,666 You want to hit me, Tony? Go ahead. 307 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:49,173 Just go away, please. I can't stand it anymore. 308 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:54,470 - I didn't do any... - I found her fingernail, Tony! 309 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:58,891 You saw it that day on your night table. I found it and I put it there. 310 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,019 - I know you saw it. - That... 311 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,647 What? "That" what? 312 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,692 Nothing. 313 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,695 Nothing. 314 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,994 I mean... 315 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:23,082 What? 316 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,627 You know what I don't understand, Tony? 317 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:31,340 What does she have that I don't have? 318 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:42,017 I did not carry on an affair with the cousin... 319 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:45,062 And I will take a goddamn polygraph to that effect. 320 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:49,942 I want you to leave this house, Tony. Please. 321 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,861 I want you to leave me alone. 322 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,621 - What about the kids? - Yeah, it's horrible. 323 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,790 God help them. 324 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,438 Irina! 325 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,235 Irina! 326 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:41,243 Open the fucking door, or I'll kick it in! 327 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:49,501 She's not there. Probably she hides in Brighton beach. 328 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:53,881 She blames you for Ronnie zellman. You beat him with belt. 329 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:57,968 He felt weak in front of her. She told me he couldn't perform. 330 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:06,894 - They broke up not so long after. - Fuck that! 331 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:16,278 Who told her about us? Not you, please. 332 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:19,656 It was what's-her-name, right? The fucking one who walked in on us. 333 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,743 Branca. We had bad argument over fica... 334 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:26,663 And federal withholding I take from her paycheck. 335 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:33,045 Jesus fucking Christ. Fica and federal withholding? 336 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:45,891 I gotta go home tomorrow, and I gotta tell my kids we're separating. 337 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,435 It's gonna rip them up. 338 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:52,439 Divorce is very hard for kids. 339 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:55,067 After this, they don't trust. 340 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,653 I'm child of divorce. 341 00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:06,453 Shouldn't have been drinking in the afternoon. 342 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,373 How about a little sympathy? 343 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:13,252 - You got ice in your veins? - I had ice in my veins on your uncle couch? 344 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:19,341 - Most expensive piece of ass I ever had. - Right. I know what you are thinking too. 345 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:30,018 Take care, Tony. You're a strong guy. You'll be all right. 346 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:46,303 - What's up? - So how's it going with Christopher home? 347 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,557 - Good. That place was a godsend. - So the wedding's back on? 348 00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:54,895 We haven't talked about it. 349 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,525 Except... 350 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,903 Except what? 351 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,322 Well... 352 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:09,534 He says he isn't sure anymore he'd be a good father. 353 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,829 After killing my dog. 354 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,833 You have kids? 355 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:21,963 So how's Tony? He's been house-hunting down the shore? 356 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:27,886 Beautiful place too. 357 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,430 What about Ralph? 358 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,850 Cifaretto? Heard anything there? 359 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,271 Chrissy says he has a pretty serious drug problem too. 360 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,774 May have hit bottom somewheres. 361 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,692 Chrissy says he wants to... 362 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:46,613 You know, help get him in recovery when he resurfaces. 363 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,910 You know Ralph's second-in-command, vito? 364 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,912 Yeah, the fat guy. 365 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:57,624 When Christopher was away I had that asshole calling every five minutes... 366 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:01,586 - To see if I "needed anything." - No! 367 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:05,715 - Does Christopher know? - You kidding me? He'd kill him. 368 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:08,135 Not really, I mean... 369 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,345 You know, he'd be angry. 370 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,981 I'm supposed to meet my mom. 371 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,193 Go ahead. 372 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,743 Thank you. 373 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,776 I saw your car. Qué pasa? 374 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,906 Well... 375 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:15,785 Things aren't very good at home, so I came down to sleep on my boat... 376 00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:20,457 And it was being refinished, and the smell of the paint drove me out. 377 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:25,462 - Sorry, I've been up to bat three times. - Yeah, I think she's... 378 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,923 Thinking of separating. 379 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:32,219 What you wanna do, you wanna go around and meet perfunctorily... 380 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,596 With the top divorce attorneys in your area. 381 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:37,933 That way, if worst happens, none of them can take her as a client. 382 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,101 Conflict of interest. 383 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,356 - That's pretty good. - Just do it, fella. 384 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:47,567 But you gotta find a hotel until you officially take possession. 385 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:53,406 - Something happens to you, I'm liable. - All right. Let me just clean up a little. 386 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:13,593 - Hi, I'm Tony... - I know who you are. Come in, please. 387 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,222 Tony. 388 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,599 What's up? 389 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:25,981 That thing we were talking about, this thing with me and my wife... 390 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,733 Alan just told me. 391 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:32,320 The thing is, in light of it, I was going over it in the shower... 392 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:35,574 And I realized that as much as I want this place... 393 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:39,035 Now is not the time for me to be buying a house. 394 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:44,916 Sorry. I know it's a big disappointment. You ought to see how I feel. 395 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:48,336 I just wanna get my deposit back, and I'll get out of your life. 396 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:52,882 Tony, it's not that clear to me how your marital situation negates the purchase. 397 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:57,095 I mean, most of this was for my kids. For my wife. 398 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,097 - That is so sad. - Excuse me, honey. 399 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,641 We had that place on the market a year and a half. 400 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:04,019 We had two offers, you and the Kims. 401 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,354 - So, what about them? - The Kims? 402 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:09,566 I can't go back to them. I guess I could, but I'm not going to. 403 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:13,653 They'd hold my feet to the fire. I don't wanna be insensitive with what you've... 404 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,281 Got on your plate but we have a signed contract. 405 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,366 - Alan... - No, baloney! I dumped a buyer... 406 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:22,412 - Because they were in love with it. - It was the cash and the short escrow. 407 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,748 Look, who knows what's gonna happen, Tony? 408 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:27,500 You and your wife could be back together in a month... 409 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,878 Leaving a.S. Here fucked in the ass. 410 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,674 Whatever. 411 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:36,843 Lookuu 412 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:40,430 what's the big deal? Why don't you just let me out of this thing, okay? 413 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,307 I can't. I have partners. 414 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,019 Excuse me. 415 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,567 I gotta take this. It was very nice to meet you. 416 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,904 But I'm not buying your house. 417 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,578 That guy's a mobster. 418 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:06,164 They buy houses from people, they conduct business. 419 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:09,334 I dealt with them on that neapolitan copyright thing for Enya. 420 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:14,589 I'll probably let him walk. But that's a negotiation, which he knows full well. 421 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:17,884 - You don't have any partners. - Thank you, rabbi. 422 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:22,514 I just talked to carmine. He's ready to settle. 423 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,975 Are you kidding me? Everything's in motion. 424 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,727 Welcome to my world. 425 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,032 Now sit. 426 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:51,376 I'm sorry to learn about the marital situation, Tony. 427 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,878 Our thing is more than a livelihood. 428 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:58,508 If one of us suffers a personal tragedy, falls ill and whatnot... 429 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,552 We all feel it deeply. 430 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,887 No matter what kind of acrimony is in the air. 431 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:05,223 What's in the air is you're losing money. 432 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,726 We all agree we want to get back to earning. 433 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,477 But I reiterate again... 434 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:14,357 Zellman had a hand in hud, so I can't, as a matter of principle... 435 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:16,776 Relinquish my claim. 436 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,904 - So? - I said 40... 437 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,408 You said five and a half, which was ridiculous. 438 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,869 Let's split the difference. 439 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,996 Twenty percent. 440 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,046 All right, 15. 441 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,673 You know what? 442 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:44,012 In the interest of putting this shit to bed, if that's what it's gonna take... 443 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,514 ."Fifleen. 444 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,978 Good. 445 00:37:56,065 --> 00:38:00,278 My son was a big help in all this. I want you always to remember that. 446 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,781 Even after I'm gone. 447 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:08,453 - But I'm not going no place. - Healthy as a fucking rhino, this guy. 448 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,580 You stay that way. 449 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,635 Did you get any sleep? 450 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,805 A little, I think. 451 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:32,268 Maybe it would be better if you went back to school. 452 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:35,772 Got your head into your schoolwork. Be with your friends. 453 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:39,275 I'd just be thinking about what's going on here all the time. 454 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,572 I just keep thinking... 455 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,700 I used to feel so superior because so many of my friends... 456 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:52,580 - Had these fucked-up divorced parents. - I guess I did too. 457 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,582 And like Finn... 458 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:58,545 I'm not saying I want kids, but if we did... 459 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,548 I used to imagine... 460 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:07,762 We'd all be together on the holidays, Christmas, all around this big fire. 461 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:11,766 You will have a wonderful future, Meadow. 462 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:16,271 We had a lot of wonderful times as a family. 463 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:23,111 - All predicated on bullshit. - I don't want to fight with you, Meadow. 464 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:26,072 That's not true. I think you know it. 465 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,374 It was because of furio, wasn't it? 466 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,588 Who said anything about furio? 467 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:45,341 I have never been unfaithful to your father. 468 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,054 Daddy was. 469 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:55,018 This is not something I want to talk about. I'm sorry. 470 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:57,729 Not now, not ever. 471 00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:04,319 Jesus, how could you eat shit from him for all those years? 472 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,495 Fresh pepper? 473 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,915 Just a little. 474 00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:26,341 About you and carmela... 475 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,552 I'm sorry. 476 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,477 This is not al dente. 477 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,532 - Hello? - Fucking amazing, huh? 478 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:55,078 Well, I guess that's that, huh? 479 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:02,293 Things have a momentum of their own. 480 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:08,424 More is lost by indecision than wrong decision. 481 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:11,177 That's a good point. 482 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,975 Okay, then. You'll hear from me. 483 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:22,021 That was j.S. 484 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,732 We're not on for Tuesday no more, right? 485 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:26,401 Wrong. 486 00:41:31,781 --> 00:41:33,950 Johnny sack. 487 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:37,954 I always worked very fucking hard to make him think I liked him. 488 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:40,999 I'd try to feel him out about shit. 489 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:44,877 I think he and ralphie were in bed in some way. 490 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,757 It went bad with that joke shit. 491 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,511 So? 492 00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:56,597 We reached an agreement. 493 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:59,851 When Tony gave him his final number, carmine's depends blew out. 494 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:02,020 Oh, my fucking back! 495 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:05,064 That cot at the pork store, not really good for sleeping, t. 496 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:08,151 With all due love and respect to carmela... 497 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,654 I'd put her shit out on the curb and let it rain on her. 498 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,322 You can't disrupt the kids. 499 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,577 - That shit traumatizes them for life. - It's his house as much as it is hers. 500 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:22,665 - More. I paid for it. - That's right, t. I'm on your side on this. 501 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:32,216 She talked me into buying it in the first place. 502 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,676 Now I'm out in the streets? 503 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,013 These fucking phones. 504 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,557 We were better off years ago. 505 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,937 - Yeah? - Tony? Alan sapinsly. 506 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,273 - What? - I hadn't heard from you. 507 00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:50,568 My partners and I have decided to let you out of your obligation. 508 00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:53,237 I want my 200 grand by the end of the week. 509 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,740 As to that, I'm not rescinding the deposit. 510 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:58,826 That's what they're for, to hold parties to agreements. 511 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,954 If you want to make me an offer... 512 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:05,333 No, I think I'll buy the house. 513 00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:09,378 My family has parties till 4, 5 in the morning. 514 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:13,257 I can show damages, and I'm being generous in not enforcing the sale. 515 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:16,427 Damages? They haven't started yet. 516 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:21,057 Listen to me. There's a paper trail to our dispute, and Virginia Lupo's a witness. 517 00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:24,602 A hair on my head gets mussed, the authorities know just where to go. 518 00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:28,272 Alan, you misread me entirely. 519 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,484 - You must think I'm a fucking thug. - Just be forewarned. 520 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:34,028 You're not getting your deposit back. 521 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:46,707 Jesus, you scared me to death. 522 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:59,345 This is my house, carmela, and I'm not leaving. 523 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:03,933 Get out of here, Tony. I asked you once nicely. 524 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:08,646 All right, look. 525 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:13,025 I know what happened was wrong. I was an asshole. 526 00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:17,572 And I apologize. I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 527 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:22,827 - I said, get out. - Make me. 528 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:27,415 I have an appointment with a lawyer, Tony. I will get a restraining order. 529 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:29,834 A lawyer? Go ahead. 530 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:35,173 Go on, call him. Here. Use my phone. 531 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,384 - Fine, stay. - Come here. 532 00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:41,554 - You're not going anywhere. - Let go! Your son'll be home. 533 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,807 - You want him to see his father like this? - You'd love that. 534 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:48,394 - I'm not leaving here, carmela. - I don't love you anymore! 535 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:52,064 I don't want you! You are not sleeping in my bed, Tony! 536 00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:54,901 The thought of it now makes me sick! 537 00:44:57,445 --> 00:45:00,948 Jesus Christ almighty, I'm going fucking crazy! 538 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:24,013 - Mom's gonna let you stay out here? - Let? This is my house. 539 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,308 Ain't it better when I'm here? 540 00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:30,102 - Well, sure. - Come on. 541 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,396 We'll bring them down to the garage tomorrow. 542 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,444 What time is it? 543 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:41,781 - You just getting home? - We were studying. 544 00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:45,493 Oh, yeah? From now on, I'm gonna take a bigger hand in this shit. 545 00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:49,830 I'm gonna be right out here. Be extra respectful to your mother. 546 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,624 She's going through a hard time. 547 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,960 - Did she say something? - I'm just saying. 548 00:45:56,462 --> 00:46:00,132 All right. Go to bed. It's a school night. 549 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:56,731 Audiences have been given an abundance of programming... 550 00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:58,983 And they vote every hour, every minute... 551 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,819 Every five minutes with their remote... 552 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:06,490 Thanks, by the way, for drinking wine in front of me. 553 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,745 - Hello? - Call it off. 554 00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,205 - The old guy. - Yeah? 555 00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:17,877 - Something don't make sense here. - You think it's a setup? 556 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,504 Not necessarily, but... 557 00:47:20,921 --> 00:47:23,799 Our friend is very anxious to pass the ball, the prick. 558 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:27,011 But nobody can know this was ever considered. 559 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,431 I'll offer my guys half of what they'd have got. That should do it. 560 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:35,269 I just want you to make sure. I told you that. 561 00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:06,300 Hey. 562 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:08,094 It's all there. 563 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,055 You get the taste to chip a little h again... 564 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:17,478 - Don't forget to call us. - You're gonna keep this quiet. 565 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:20,689 - I got the mouth on a statue, nigga. - Word. 566 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,150 See you around. 567 00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:39,792 - He ain't quit. He's just freshening up. - Don't say shit to kaisha about this. 568 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:42,253 Or she be haunting my ass for that child support. 569 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,101 Hey. 570 00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:41,020 Hi. 571 00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:51,071 What? 572 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:54,825 I was wondering when you were gonna move those seats down to the garage. 573 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:03,292 Seriously? That's what you came out here to talk to me about? 574 00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:05,586 They're on the lawn. They'll ruin the grass. 575 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:09,256 "Bad for the grass, bad for the grass." 576 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:15,262 I can't put the sprinklers on over there, Tony, without the seats getting wet. 577 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:17,932 They're your seats, I don't wanna wreck them. 578 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:20,017 I'll get right on it. 579 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:27,650 Why do you have to make even this little thing so difficult? 580 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:31,237 What reason could you have for talking to me about theater seats... 581 00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:35,574 - Except to bust my balls? - I wanted to water while I was out. 582 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,994 Yeah, right. 583 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:43,082 Fuck you. 584 00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:46,210 That's gonna cost you $3. 585 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:54,843 You know what, Tony? What's done is done. 586 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,763 We are where we are, and it's for the best. 587 00:50:57,930 --> 00:51:01,517 But just for the record, or it might even interest you to know... 588 00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:06,939 That I might actually have gone on with your cheating and your bullshit... 589 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:10,734 If your attitude around here had been even the least bit loving... 590 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,612 Cooperative, interested... 591 00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:20,119 Whose idea was whitecaps? 592 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,871 It's just a bigger version of an emerald ring. 593 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:26,542 - So you can keep on with your other life. - You don't know me at all. 594 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:30,337 I know you better than anybody, Tony. Even your friends. 595 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:34,049 - Which is probably why you hate me. - Hate you? 596 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:38,429 Well, don't worry, I'm going to hell when I die. 597 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:43,225 Nice thing to say to a person heading into an mri. 598 00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:03,162 You know, Tony... 599 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:07,249 I have always been sorry I said that. 600 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,919 You were my guy. 601 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:16,258 You could be so sweet. Nobody could make me laugh like you. 602 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:23,557 Carmela, who the fuck did you think I was when you married me? 603 00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:28,020 You knew my father. You grew up around Dickie moltisanti and your uncle Eddie. 604 00:52:28,187 --> 00:52:30,606 Where do you get off acting surprised and miffed... 605 00:52:30,773 --> 00:52:32,441 When there are women on the side? 606 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:34,693 - You knew the deal. - Deal? 607 00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:37,946 Your mother can talk all she wants about what's-his-name. 608 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:41,533 You and I know that the other boyfriend you were debating marrying... 609 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,995 Was Jerry tufi with his father's snowplow business. 610 00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:49,083 And we now know that that wouldn't have suited you at all. 611 00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:52,086 You really don't hear me, do you? 612 00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:57,383 - You think for me it's all about things. - No, no, I forced all this shit on you. 613 00:52:57,549 --> 00:53:02,262 What you really crave is a little hyundai and a simple gold heart on a chain. 614 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:05,140 You are so fucking hateful. 615 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:13,232 - Can I tell you something, Tony? - Don't pretend like I got a choice. 616 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:17,611 The last year, I have been dreaming... 617 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:21,907 And fantasizing and in love with furio. 618 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:25,744 What? 619 00:53:26,829 --> 00:53:28,664 When he'd come to pick you up... 620 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:33,794 I would look forward to it all night long in bed next to you. 621 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:36,171 Those nights when you were actually in the bed. 622 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:42,678 And he would ring the doorbell, I felt like my heart would come out of my chest. 623 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:49,017 He would smile and we'd talk, and then you would come down the stairs. 624 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:52,438 And I felt probably like someone who is terminally ill... 625 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,941 And somehow they manage to forget it for a minute. 626 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:59,111 And then it all comes back. 627 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:09,496 - He'd talk to you? Oh, poor you! - He made me feel like I mattered! 628 00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:12,708 You asked me what Irina's cousin has that you don't have. 629 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,627 I thought about it, because it's a pretty good question. 630 00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:19,006 Yeah, she's sexy enough, even with one pin gone, but that's not it. 631 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:21,759 I could converse with her because she had something to say! 632 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:25,137 I am here! I have things to say! 633 00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:28,557 Besides "bring the chairs down" and "did you sign the living trust?" 634 00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:31,143 She's a grown woman who's been kicked around. 635 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:34,354 She's been on her own, and she's had to fight and struggle. 636 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:38,901 Unlike me, is that it? Who the fuck wanted it like this? 637 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:41,862 Who the fuck pissed and moaned at just the idea... 638 00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:44,114 Of me with a fucking real-estate license? 639 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:48,327 Free to sit back for 20 fucking years and fiddle with the air conditioning... 640 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:52,539 And fucking bitch and complain and fucking bitch, bitch, bitch! 641 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,792 To me! To your priest! 642 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,543 Fuck it! 643 00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:08,055 Who knew all this time you wanted Tracy and hepburn? 644 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:15,187 Tony, what about the thousand other fucking pigs you had your dick in? 645 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:18,065 The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. 646 00:55:18,273 --> 00:55:21,109 Were you best friends with all of them too? 647 00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:25,155 You fucking hypocrite. 648 00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:49,680 The judge is calling you all into the courtroom. 649 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:54,643 Okay, thanks. 650 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,528 Hello? 651 00:56:07,823 --> 00:56:09,533 Hello? 652 00:56:25,549 --> 00:56:27,467 The number you are calling was blocked... 653 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:31,805 And cannot be called back using your last-call return service. 654 00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:44,651 "We are still hopelessly deadlocked. 655 00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:49,448 One juror refuses to deliberate and can't be reasoned with. 656 00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:51,533 - What should we do now?" - Your honor. 657 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,911 Again, I must move for a mistrial. 658 00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:58,373 Your honor, the government asks that you give them another Allen charge... 659 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:01,084 To go back and try again. 660 00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:04,129 As much as I'd like to, this jury's been at it a long time. 661 00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:08,383 I don't see where one or two more days is going to change anything. 662 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,385 Bring in the jury. 663 00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:28,695 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 664 00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:31,365 I see that you are hopelessly deadlocked. 665 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:34,952 And I have no choice but to declare a mistrial. 666 00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:38,872 I know that you did the best you could. 667 00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:43,752 You have performed a valuable service. You may be excused. 668 00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:54,096 - Hey. - Well done. 669 00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:01,853 Beth, stay in touch. 670 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,439 Call me when your grandson is born. 671 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:08,235 I wouldn't want to think of you on that day. 672 00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:15,033 Dad? 673 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,912 Battle of tarawa. Marines had no air cover. 674 00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:21,081 It was a slaughter. 675 00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:29,965 - War? I don't know. - There's a coke in there. 676 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,719 Can I move in here? 677 00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:38,432 - What's wrong with your room? - I can't take it anymore. 678 00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:42,602 Mom's just on my case all the time. My dinner got cold. 679 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:46,398 So I was on the phone with Devin. We had to do an algebra problem. 680 00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:56,616 Look, I told you she's having a hard time right now. 681 00:58:56,783 --> 00:59:00,328 - She goes to a lot of trouble to cook. - Well, I didn't ask her to. 682 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,914 It's not fair. Why do I have to get stuck with her? 683 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:06,418 Hey, don't talk about your mother like that. 684 00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:09,046 You don't have to put up with her shit anymore. 685 00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:11,798 I heard you tell her off out by the pool. 686 00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:15,635 Well, you're not staying in here. 687 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:17,679 - Get that out of your head. - Why not? 688 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:21,600 It would hurt her feelings, you don't want to be in her part of the house. 689 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:27,022 Your old amp's hooked back up. 690 00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:36,948 Be careful. I heard you bang the other one. 691 00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,951 What are you gonna do without your speakers? I'll take them. 692 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:44,331 - They're just borrowing them. - I'll come back for the amp. 693 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:48,418 You can come in here and watch TV with me, but you can't stay here. 694 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,338 Fuck. 695 00:59:53,965 --> 01:00:00,639 Here. Go buy her one of those cds she likes and some flowers. 696 01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:04,726 Tell her you're sorry, that you'll try to be more considerate. 697 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:26,623 We should call everybody, have a big party. 698 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:33,713 Call volpe's, have them send over a couple of pies. But that's it. 699 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:36,675 There's a hearty burgundy still in the fridge. 700 01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:45,142 I don't suppose Tony would come. 701 01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:49,855 With what's going on up at that abattoir. 702 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,942 I don't think so, uncle jun. 703 01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:04,202 Yeah, I want to get one large cheese and tomato and then one with alig'. 704 01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:06,496 Yeah, it's me. 705 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,183 Bobby. 706 01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:30,645 Go down by the cellar door, see if murf left the envelope under the flagstone. 707 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,856 He wouldn't have been around today. 708 01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:36,943 - I'll go look later. - Do it now. Is that asking so much? 709 01:01:37,444 --> 01:01:39,905 I just went through the trial of my life. 710 01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:28,954 To wonderful friends, to Alan's shark-fin soup and to a wonderful day. 711 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:32,290 - Hear, hear. - Cheers. 712 01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:38,630 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the sands hotel proudly presents... 713 01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:43,301 The star of our show, direct from the bar, Dean Martin! 714 01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:45,345 What the hell? 715 01:02:54,729 --> 01:02:56,523 It's that boat. 716 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:13,331 Stugots? Fucking goombah trash. 717 01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:16,293 This whole shoreline's turning into the Gulf of sorrento. 718 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:20,088 Hey, buddy! Turn it down! 719 01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:30,598 How long I been on? 720 01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:12,766 Been waiting long? 721 01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:16,561 Sorry, I was interviewing divorce lawyers. 722 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:20,357 That's why I always ask myself, is it worth it financially? 723 01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:23,109 You and Ginny are the old married couple. 724 01:04:23,276 --> 01:04:27,113 Marriage can be very hard work if both aren't pulling that load. 725 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,161 I was wondering, why the delay? 726 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:35,580 I was gonna call you. 727 01:04:35,747 --> 01:04:37,999 You're not gonna be happy. 728 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:41,252 I'm out. 729 01:04:42,754 --> 01:04:45,131 Come on, whacking a boss is bad for business. 730 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,717 - And now that he's settled... - We can weather it. 731 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:50,970 It's not just the internal upheaval. 732 01:04:52,097 --> 01:04:53,765 Mr. and Mrs. John q. America... 733 01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:58,269 They sit still for our shit. So people get ripped off. They figure it's not them. 734 01:04:58,436 --> 01:05:03,525 But if it's the fucking ok. Corral out there, the feds take heat. 735 01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:08,863 - Tony, this is very disappointing. - I know. 736 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:11,658 But he's old. You're gonna get your chance soon enough. 737 01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:15,203 Don't go into coaching, Tony. It's not your long suit. 738 01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:19,791 - What I was gonna say... - Tomorrow I go into work. 739 01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:25,338 Creeps on this petty pace. And I take orders from him again? 740 01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:30,385 Or that disgusting fucking cocksucker idiot son of his? 741 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:35,890 - I shouldn't be hearing that. - Oh, really? 742 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,565 What I was gonna say was... 743 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,693 It's a major step. 744 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:50,029 But if you wanna do it without me as a partner... 745 01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,782 You do what you gotta do. 746 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,910 I will never, ever reveal any conversation we ever had. 747 01:05:56,077 --> 01:05:57,996 The thing is, we had those conversations. 748 01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:00,457 Your mouth was moving along with mine. 749 01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:05,628 So now we go back about our business at the esplanade like it never happened? 750 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:08,965 - Yeah, that would be the healthy choice. - Healthy for who? 751 01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:12,635 Why would I trust somebody who would leave me holding my cock like this? 752 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:17,182 - I shouldn't have heard that either. - Well, there you go. 753 01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:19,976 There's the fucking problem. 754 01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:27,317 John. 755 01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:31,488 I still consider you a dear, dear friend. 756 01:07:11,778 --> 01:07:15,573 So they're actually moored about 2 1/2 centimeters away from the fire. 757 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:19,244 They're finally making a little bit of an impact with their buckets... 758 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,084 I didn't know you were in the house. 759 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:31,923 - Stopped by to pick up a few things. - Fine. 760 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:40,473 The geeks are really making some progress now. 761 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,144 Turn that off and come here. 762 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:48,356 I got something to say to your mother, I might as well tell you. 763 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:51,109 It's almost over. 764 01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:52,860 Now. 765 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,959 I've been thinking about things, me living out there. 766 01:08:09,043 --> 01:08:12,338 And I've decided it's probably not a good idea. 767 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,185 What's going on? 768 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:35,612 I was just telling everybody, it's probably better if I don't live here anymore. 769 01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:42,785 Because I wanted to stay in there with you? I won't ask. 770 01:08:42,994 --> 01:08:46,706 - I just got pissed off. - He asked to live with you? 771 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,421 No, a.J. 772 01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,173 Come here. 773 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,177 That's not why. 774 01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:06,351 - Where are you gonna go? - Don't worry about it. 775 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:13,900 You should go back to counseling. 776 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:17,612 It's better this way. 777 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:24,994 He's making the right decision. He'll get a place, you'll go and visit. 778 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,913 It'll be better. You'll see. 779 01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:29,874 Well, you guys could still get back together maybe? 780 01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:33,920 - Right? - Yeah. Sure. 781 01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:36,631 We're still close. 782 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:58,444 God, is there nothing to eat in this house? 783 01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:34,605 Be careful. 784 01:10:36,274 --> 01:10:38,401 I'll be at the Plaza. 785 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:50,515 Well, [don't drink anymore. [Freeze it now, and I eat it like a Popsicle. 786 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:55,228 A drink never hurt nobody. Remember the words of Joe e. Lewis: 787 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:58,731 "You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on." 788 01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:02,568 Fucking gangster asshole! 789 01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:07,615 Call the police. 790 01:12:07,782 --> 01:12:10,993 They'll just turn it down again when the police boat comes. 791 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:19,418 - The coast guard... - He can keep paying... 792 01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:24,966 Those $200 fines forever, Alan! You've gotta let it go, Alan! 793 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:28,386 Give him his money! God! 62195

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