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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,048 --> 00:00:06,131 aah! 2 00:00:17,978 --> 00:00:19,853 Nice car. 3 00:00:19,855 --> 00:00:21,271 What are the odds? 4 00:00:21,273 --> 00:00:23,315 ♪ 5 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:01,436 Hey, move it or lose it! 6 00:01:14,993 --> 00:01:16,201 There's no food left, 7 00:01:16,203 --> 00:01:18,161 And the dog got sprayed by a skunk. 8 00:01:19,373 --> 00:01:22,415 d'oh! Stupid imagination. 9 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:24,417 ♪ 10 00:01:28,715 --> 00:01:32,175 Oh, why do we have to meet the new neighbors now? 11 00:01:32,177 --> 00:01:33,844 It's the nfl preseason. 12 00:01:33,846 --> 00:01:37,264 The starters will be playing for the whole first quarter. 13 00:01:37,266 --> 00:01:38,682 We have to meet the new neighbors 14 00:01:38,684 --> 00:01:42,561 Before they hear about us from the old neighbors. 15 00:01:42,563 --> 00:01:45,105 Hey, I have friends in this neighborhood. 16 00:01:45,107 --> 00:01:47,691 There's the guy whose lawn I used as a shortcut, 17 00:01:47,693 --> 00:01:50,318 The guy whose mailbox crashed into our car, 18 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,863 And mrs. Bad Halloween candy. 19 00:01:52,865 --> 00:01:54,406 If my candy is so bad, 20 00:01:54,408 --> 00:01:56,616 Why you take so much of it? 21 00:01:56,618 --> 00:01:59,494 Look, the people who know us are a lost cause, 22 00:01:59,496 --> 00:02:01,538 But these new people don't know us, 23 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:05,333 So it is really important to me to make a good impression. 24 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:07,335 Oh, don't worry, mom, my butt is clean 25 00:02:07,337 --> 00:02:08,712 And ready to be seen. 26 00:02:10,174 --> 00:02:12,549 Anne blackburn. Charmed. 27 00:02:13,844 --> 00:02:15,093 You're not upset? 28 00:02:15,095 --> 00:02:16,803 No. I'm thayer. 29 00:02:16,805 --> 00:02:18,680 So happy to leave the city 30 00:02:18,682 --> 00:02:20,182 And be around real people. 31 00:02:20,184 --> 00:02:22,475 yarr. 32 00:02:22,477 --> 00:02:24,394 Uh, yes! 33 00:02:24,396 --> 00:02:26,229 I'm marge, and this is homer. 34 00:02:26,231 --> 00:02:28,815 It's been so long since I made a basket 35 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:30,609 For people moving in. 36 00:02:30,611 --> 00:02:32,319 Hmm. 37 00:02:32,321 --> 00:02:33,987 Love this town. Can't believe it has 38 00:02:33,989 --> 00:02:36,531 Three lard lad locations. 39 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:39,492 Uh, one of those is police only, so back off, pal. 40 00:02:39,494 --> 00:02:40,660 So, what do you do? 41 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:41,661 Something that makes me 42 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:43,288 Look like a nothing, I bet. 43 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:45,498 Ha. I own a sports car dealership 44 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,834 In north springfield. Hey, drop by anytime. 45 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:51,046 I just had a fantasy about this car. 46 00:02:51,048 --> 00:02:52,297 And dick van dyke. 47 00:02:52,299 --> 00:02:53,924 Well, my friend, perhaps I could 48 00:02:53,926 --> 00:02:55,258 Set you up with something. 49 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:58,845 Those cars are expensive, and we're still paying off 50 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:00,222 My new spatula. 51 00:03:00,224 --> 00:03:02,307 Look, most people don't buy. I don't care. 52 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:04,309 Just pop in for a look, stretch out, 53 00:03:04,311 --> 00:03:07,020 Chug a smartwater in the front seat on us. 54 00:03:07,022 --> 00:03:08,313 Can I get a test drive 55 00:03:08,315 --> 00:03:10,857 In front of everyone I went to high school with? 56 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:12,025 Of course. 57 00:03:12,027 --> 00:03:14,236 Whoa-ho, that's quite a grip. 58 00:03:14,238 --> 00:03:17,489 See, marge? Strangling the boy has paid off. 59 00:03:17,491 --> 00:03:19,574 Just kidding. I don't do that anymore. 60 00:03:19,576 --> 00:03:20,909 Times have changed. 61 00:03:20,911 --> 00:03:22,369 Hey, do you play pickleball? 62 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:25,205 Is that the game like tennis but you don't have to run? 63 00:03:25,207 --> 00:03:26,873 Well, you do have to move a little. 64 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,000 -Then no. -Aw, that's too bad, 65 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:30,585 'cause where I play, there's this great 66 00:03:30,587 --> 00:03:32,796 -Ice cream place across the st... -I'm in! 67 00:03:32,798 --> 00:03:35,173 Saturday at 2:00. I will drive. 68 00:03:39,304 --> 00:03:41,012 And while the boys are hanging out, marge, 69 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:42,138 How about a massage? 70 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:43,974 Sure, but I have to warn you, 71 00:03:43,976 --> 00:03:45,934 My fingers aren't that strong. 72 00:03:45,936 --> 00:03:47,602 No, no, we get massages 73 00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:50,522 While we chat through the face holes, my treat. 74 00:03:50,524 --> 00:03:53,108 Listen, pal, if you're moving into this neighborhood, 75 00:03:53,110 --> 00:03:56,111 There is one thing I've got to warn you about. 76 00:03:56,113 --> 00:03:57,904 Howdily-doodily. I brought bibles 77 00:03:57,906 --> 00:03:59,364 For the new arrivals. 78 00:03:59,366 --> 00:04:01,074 who's that stupid guy? 79 00:04:01,076 --> 00:04:03,201 Exactly. 80 00:04:04,204 --> 00:04:05,745 If you're being bullied, 81 00:04:05,747 --> 00:04:07,789 Just know it will get better. 82 00:04:07,791 --> 00:04:09,332 It will get better. 83 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:11,209 And when you're older, get rich 84 00:04:11,211 --> 00:04:13,003 And wedgie their egos. 85 00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:22,387 Nobody tries to bully me into not bullying. 86 00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:27,767 Ow! I was just trying to give you a high five. 87 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:29,060 Nerd! 88 00:04:32,524 --> 00:04:35,984 Professor, you've taught me a very important lesson. 89 00:04:35,986 --> 00:04:38,611 Adults can be nerds, too. 90 00:04:38,613 --> 00:04:40,822 -Nerd! -I'm telling. 91 00:04:40,824 --> 00:04:42,574 Ah. Too late. 92 00:04:42,576 --> 00:04:43,867 Good one, nelson. 93 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:46,369 Don't tell me what's good. 94 00:04:46,371 --> 00:04:48,413 Don't worry, milhouse, that assembly taught me 95 00:04:48,415 --> 00:04:49,706 Just what to do. 96 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:54,127 Nelson, I understand that you're struggling, too. 97 00:04:54,129 --> 00:04:55,837 That's right, I am struggling... 98 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,006 With your lack of fountain rides. 99 00:04:58,008 --> 00:04:59,758 aah. 100 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,593 ♪ you wet your pants ♪ 101 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:03,887 ♪ bart wet his pants. ♪ 102 00:05:03,889 --> 00:05:05,180 You, keep the water coming. 103 00:05:05,182 --> 00:05:06,598 The rest of you, post video. 104 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,976 Not vertical, landscape, or you'll all get it. 105 00:05:09,978 --> 00:05:11,436 He's worse than ever. 106 00:05:11,438 --> 00:05:14,022 My presentations have made bullies worse in every school. 107 00:05:14,024 --> 00:05:15,815 We hoped this time would be different. 108 00:05:19,613 --> 00:05:21,112 Oy. Now what? 109 00:05:21,114 --> 00:05:24,324 It was nelson. He's really out of control. 110 00:05:24,326 --> 00:05:25,784 attention, students. 111 00:05:25,786 --> 00:05:26,785 Be warned... 112 00:05:26,787 --> 00:05:29,162 Ow! My stamp-collecting arm. 113 00:05:29,164 --> 00:05:30,538 haw-haw. 114 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:34,292 I think I might know a way to help you. 115 00:05:34,294 --> 00:05:36,127 How are you gonna help me with a bully? 116 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:37,379 Yeah, lisa. 117 00:05:37,381 --> 00:05:40,673 You can't even squish a bug. 118 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:43,134 that poor bug. 119 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:45,095 It was a raisin. 120 00:05:45,097 --> 00:05:46,805 that poor raisin. 121 00:05:46,807 --> 00:05:49,224 It never should have left fresno. 122 00:05:54,272 --> 00:05:56,064 you probably couldn't tell, 123 00:05:56,066 --> 00:06:00,068 But I've never played before. 124 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:02,695 -I, um... -Hold on. 125 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:04,531 All right, I started to suspect 126 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:06,491 When you tried to eat the pickleball, homer. 127 00:06:06,493 --> 00:06:09,494 Nothing should be named food that isn't food. 128 00:06:09,496 --> 00:06:11,121 well, I love hanging out 129 00:06:11,123 --> 00:06:12,914 With someone so straightforward. 130 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:14,499 Confidentially, in my business, 131 00:06:14,501 --> 00:06:17,460 I meet a lot of frauds and phonies. 132 00:06:17,462 --> 00:06:19,003 I hate phonies. 133 00:06:19,005 --> 00:06:21,381 At least I pretend to because I think it's cool. 134 00:06:21,383 --> 00:06:23,508 So why are you interested in me? 135 00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:26,386 Is it to sell me a car I can't afford? 136 00:06:26,388 --> 00:06:28,221 No, I'm not like that, homer. 137 00:06:28,223 --> 00:06:30,306 These cars, they sell themselves. 138 00:06:30,308 --> 00:06:32,016 I just want to be your friend. 139 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:33,017 Well, uh... 140 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:36,688 Eh... Um... 141 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:37,730 I believe you. 142 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:39,274 Could I drive it? 143 00:06:39,276 --> 00:06:40,942 homer? 144 00:06:40,944 --> 00:06:42,235 Yes? 145 00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:44,821 Are you ready for the ride of your life? 146 00:06:44,823 --> 00:06:46,489 I was born ready. 147 00:06:46,491 --> 00:06:48,450 Then I lost interest for a long time. 148 00:06:48,452 --> 00:06:49,826 But I'm ready now. 149 00:06:49,828 --> 00:06:50,910 D'oh! 150 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:55,999 Now, no worries. 151 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:59,043 Each lambuggini comes with a tub of fatso grease. 152 00:06:59,045 --> 00:07:02,338 Just got to apply it. 153 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:04,340 Ah. 154 00:07:07,429 --> 00:07:09,095 Wow. Wow! 155 00:07:09,097 --> 00:07:10,555 Well, don't look now, homer, 156 00:07:10,557 --> 00:07:13,641 But you just became a lambo man. 157 00:07:13,643 --> 00:07:15,894 Come on, a loser like me? Never. 158 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:17,479 Hey, now, would I give a loser 159 00:07:17,481 --> 00:07:19,898 A bottle of genuine lambuggini wine? 160 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,107 I would not. 161 00:07:21,109 --> 00:07:23,526 Wine from a car? Whoa. 162 00:07:23,528 --> 00:07:25,612 Don't you be getting no fancy ideas, homer. 163 00:07:25,614 --> 00:07:28,907 You want to suckle booze, you come to mama moe. 164 00:07:28,909 --> 00:07:30,158 Uh, the car can sense that 165 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,202 You're having an unpleasant thought. 166 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:34,704 Oh, no, not fresh air! 167 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,416 Why are you being so nice to me? 168 00:07:38,418 --> 00:07:40,752 Well, I like you, homer. You live next door, 169 00:07:40,754 --> 00:07:42,045 And we love our house. 170 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:43,713 Just needs a few tweaks. 171 00:07:43,715 --> 00:07:45,340 Tweaks, tweaks, tweaks, tweaks, tweaks. 172 00:07:45,342 --> 00:07:48,718 And, uh, I really want us to be friends. 173 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,304 Well, I want to believe you. 174 00:07:51,306 --> 00:07:52,889 All right, I understand. You're not sure. 175 00:07:52,891 --> 00:07:57,310 But there is another guy who does want to be my buddy. 176 00:07:57,312 --> 00:07:59,604 another offer? Is it serious? 177 00:07:59,606 --> 00:08:01,898 Oh, yeah. He's been circling for a while. 178 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,566 I said I'd get back to him by 5:00. 179 00:08:03,568 --> 00:08:05,902 Okay, okay, friends it is. I'll sign anything. 180 00:08:05,904 --> 00:08:08,238 You just became my lambro. 181 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,157 I don't get it. 182 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:15,161 Well, marge, you can have your lennys and your carls, 183 00:08:15,163 --> 00:08:17,205 Little men with puny cars to match. 184 00:08:17,207 --> 00:08:19,499 I found a new friend. 185 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:22,210 And tomorrow anne and I are gonna lunch. 186 00:08:22,212 --> 00:08:26,047 I use that as a verb now. 187 00:08:26,049 --> 00:08:30,301 ♪ but you got to have friends ♪ 188 00:08:30,303 --> 00:08:33,137 ♪ the feeling's oh so... ♪ 189 00:08:33,139 --> 00:08:34,681 Hey, chief, aren't you gonna pull him over? 190 00:08:34,683 --> 00:08:36,266 Really? In this dodge charger 191 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:38,268 With 260,000 miles? 192 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:39,811 With a catalytic converter 193 00:08:39,813 --> 00:08:41,521 That's being stolen as we speak? 194 00:08:41,523 --> 00:08:43,523 gotcha. 195 00:08:43,525 --> 00:08:48,194 ♪ 'cause you got to have friends ♪ 196 00:08:48,196 --> 00:08:51,990 ♪ la, la, la, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪ 197 00:08:51,992 --> 00:08:53,533 ♪ friends ♪ 198 00:08:54,995 --> 00:08:57,453 ♪ that's right, you, oh, you, yeah, you ♪ 199 00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:58,997 ♪ I said you gotta have some ♪ 200 00:08:58,999 --> 00:09:00,206 -♪ friends ♪ -♪ friends. ♪ 201 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,584 To the truest kind of friendship there is: 202 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:03,793 Couples friendship. 203 00:09:03,795 --> 00:09:06,045 couples friendship. 204 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:07,755 Why aren't we friends like that? 205 00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:10,758 Is it because you're a doctor and I'm out of work? 206 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,970 No, it's because we're not even dining together. 207 00:09:13,972 --> 00:09:15,972 You just slid your table closer to us. 208 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:19,767 All right, I'll go, but can I have your bread? 209 00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:20,893 Kirk, please. 210 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:22,145 shut up. Grab the butter. 211 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:25,565 Marge, can I take this side of the bed? 212 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:28,192 I want to be closer to our new neighbors. 213 00:09:28,194 --> 00:09:30,445 I understand. Mm. 214 00:09:36,703 --> 00:09:39,037 they're doing a reno. 215 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:40,830 Did you know they're doing a reno? 216 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,332 Well, he did mention something, 217 00:09:42,334 --> 00:09:43,291 And I might have signed something, 218 00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:45,084 But it's not a complete tear-down. 219 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:46,878 Okay. Okay. 220 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:50,006 He's leaving up one closet for tax purposes. 221 00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:51,549 Hey! 222 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:53,593 Hey, you want to keep it down, lady? We're trying to work here. 223 00:09:58,642 --> 00:10:02,644 El contrato que firmó decía que deberíamos empezar a las cinco. 224 00:10:02,646 --> 00:10:05,271 Don't give me your technical construction talk. 225 00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:07,190 How long is this gonna take? 226 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:10,568 Es difícil de decir, hay muchas variables. 227 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,612 ¿cuántas variables? 228 00:10:12,614 --> 00:10:15,073 ¡ay, ay, ay! ¡ella habla español! 229 00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:17,158 So he wasn't trying to sell you a car. 230 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,078 He was trying to trick you into agreeing to all of this. 231 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,664 What? No. What? No. What?! 232 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:25,375 I can't believe a car salesman would lie to me. 233 00:10:25,377 --> 00:10:28,002 Well, you don't have to hit me with a ton of bricks. 234 00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:29,796 look out below! 235 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:33,257 Oh... 236 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:35,343 Oh, don't make fun of me, lis. 237 00:10:35,345 --> 00:10:37,303 I'm so afraid of nelson, I'm gonna use 238 00:10:37,305 --> 00:10:39,722 The kindergarten entrance. 239 00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:41,641 Oh, man, I miss kindergarten, 240 00:10:41,643 --> 00:10:42,975 When all the days were half, 241 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:45,770 And all the milk was chocolate. 242 00:10:45,772 --> 00:10:47,897 Give me your lunch money. 243 00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:49,357 Why do you need lunch money? 244 00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:51,734 You guys go home for lunch. 245 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,736 We can do this the easy way, 246 00:10:53,738 --> 00:10:57,240 Or we can do it the easy way. 247 00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:59,283 That's it. We're kindergarteners. 248 00:11:00,328 --> 00:11:02,370 We can use the regular entrance. 249 00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:06,040 I don't think mr. Nelson muntz will be bothering you anymore. 250 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:10,503 I have him right where I want him. 251 00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:12,255 I learned all about cyberbullying 252 00:11:12,257 --> 00:11:14,465 On an-idiot-says-what.Org. 253 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,341 What? 254 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:16,843 I have every embarrassing video 255 00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:19,595 Of him on file. 256 00:11:19,597 --> 00:11:22,974 Nelson, you been eating my cherry lipstick again? 257 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:24,892 I swear, it wasn't me. 258 00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,644 That counts as breakfast. 259 00:11:29,107 --> 00:11:31,399 I ain't afraid of you or your bodyguard. 260 00:11:31,401 --> 00:11:32,442 Really? 261 00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:34,736 I've also got footage of what you did 262 00:11:34,738 --> 00:11:36,571 To that wounded hummingbird. 263 00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,948 No! 264 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:40,867 I may not have a daddy, 265 00:11:40,869 --> 00:11:43,411 But now you have a daddy. 266 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:46,164 ♪ 267 00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:54,589 I can't believe he only lasted two days. 268 00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:01,804 You win. 269 00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:04,474 How may I serve you, master? 270 00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:07,226 Give me your vest. 271 00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:12,648 -Is your shirt just drawn on? -Yes. 272 00:12:16,905 --> 00:12:18,571 You said a few tweaks! 273 00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,531 That house is a complete do-over! 274 00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:22,617 I'm sorry, can you give me a minute here? 275 00:12:22,619 --> 00:12:25,787 Are you sure? I'm about to spend $200,000. 276 00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:28,790 Homer, my friend, for you I'll forego my commission. 277 00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,875 Gil, the sale's yours. 278 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:32,126 Ha-cha! 279 00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:34,670 Old gil's finally gonna close. 280 00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:36,547 just need a pen. 281 00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:40,760 Who's got a pen? waiting on that pen. 282 00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:43,971 Aw, I used to have a pen, 283 00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,973 But my wife got it in the divorce. 284 00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:47,642 Hey, no pen, no sale. 285 00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:49,435 Aw, no, no, no! 286 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:51,145 Dang it. I would have been able 287 00:12:51,147 --> 00:12:53,105 To pay the rent on my shoes. 288 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:54,941 Just tell me how long your renovation 289 00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:56,526 Is really gonna take. 290 00:12:56,528 --> 00:12:58,402 Quite simply, it depends on how long it takes 291 00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:01,197 The bathroom tile to arrive from singapore. 292 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:03,241 What the...? I thought we were friends. 293 00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:05,034 We drove fast together. 294 00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:06,202 You know what, you're right, homer. 295 00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:07,954 We'll reduce the noise, we'll start later, 296 00:13:07,956 --> 00:13:09,247 And while we're working on the house, 297 00:13:09,249 --> 00:13:11,666 Why don't you use one of our lambos? 298 00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:13,125 Long as you want. 299 00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:16,128 Oh... My... Fob. 300 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,756 so, uh, are we good? 301 00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:22,343 We are, but my wife might take a little convincing. 302 00:13:22,345 --> 00:13:25,096 Just take her and the family for a ride. 303 00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:26,722 But there isn't enough room for the kids. 304 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:27,807 Exactly. 305 00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:31,561 Oh... 306 00:13:31,563 --> 00:13:33,396 I don't get it. 307 00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:39,110 Shall I turn on your seat warmer? 308 00:13:39,112 --> 00:13:41,487 Seat warmer? What's that? 309 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:43,990 Ooh. Oh. 310 00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:49,704 Well, I guess that renovation has to end sometime. 311 00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:53,499 ♪ 312 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:57,211 gross. 313 00:13:57,213 --> 00:14:00,006 It's worse than you think. They're married... 314 00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:02,133 To each other! 315 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:06,095 Ew. If I ever kiss my husband, shoot me. 316 00:14:07,807 --> 00:14:10,892 Well, well, well, nelson muntz. 317 00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:12,894 Do you have the juice box I ordered? 318 00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:14,270 Right here, sir. 319 00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:16,480 Could you insert the straw for me? 320 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:19,108 Of course, sir. Right away, sir. 321 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:22,403 Now, you know what to do. 322 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,115 Haw-haw! 323 00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:28,784 my computer is frozen. 324 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,411 Nelson's out of my control. 325 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:31,746 What did you do? 326 00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:34,373 I found my own nerd. 327 00:14:36,544 --> 00:14:37,919 Hubert wong? 328 00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:39,378 I thought we were buddies. 329 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,632 He made a compelling case when he put my face in a toilet. 330 00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:45,801 I'm gonna beat you like a hopi spirit drum. 331 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:48,137 good reference, lisa. 332 00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:51,015 If it were the celebration of the nasanmuya moon, 333 00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:52,808 Which it definitely is not. 334 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:55,227 Ooh. 335 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,771 ♪ well, he walked up to me ♪ 336 00:14:56,773 --> 00:15:00,024 ♪ and he asked me if I wanted to dance ♪ 337 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,986 ♪ he looked kind of nice ♪ 338 00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:07,239 ♪ so I said I might take a chance. ♪ 339 00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:11,494 And now, for your entertainment, 340 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,788 Groundskeeper willie will try to catch 341 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,790 A greased martin. 342 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,501 ♪ and when he walked me home that night ♪ 343 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:21,712 ♪ all the stars were shining bright ♪ 344 00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,339 ♪ and then he kissed me. ♪ 345 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,810 Oh, my god. 346 00:15:35,812 --> 00:15:37,645 It blocks out all our light. 347 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,275 I'll handle this. 348 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,903 hello, you've reached thayer. 349 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:46,904 Listen, you charming-- 350 00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:48,114 We're doing some minor touch-ups 351 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:49,573 On casa de blackburn, 352 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,075 So we're getting away from the dust 353 00:15:51,077 --> 00:15:52,618 And the nightmare of it all... 354 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:55,454 in bora bora. See you in six weeks. 355 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,249 -Bora? -Bora?! 356 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,294 What do we do now? 357 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,005 What neighbors have done during construction 358 00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:06,132 Since the time of the pharaohs: 359 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,925 Sit and mutter. 360 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:14,140 no good, two-bit charming son of a gun... 361 00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:16,091 Muttering, eh? Can I join you? 362 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:17,977 I brought my muttering chair. 363 00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:21,397 -No. -You stupid, ungrateful... 364 00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:36,954 Hubert wong. 365 00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:39,665 Lisa simpson. It's on. 366 00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,042 Nerdo y nerdo. 367 00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:43,335 It's nerdo a nerdo. 368 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,254 Only a nerdo would know that. 369 00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:48,466 A nerda! And it is on. 370 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,681 Why'd you stop? 371 00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:58,225 I just realized this extracurricular activity 372 00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:00,269 Would look bad on a college application. 373 00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:03,022 Wha...? Are you also thinking détente? 374 00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:05,274 I was actually thinking "entente." 375 00:17:05,276 --> 00:17:07,902 Whoa, moving a little fast there, lisa. 376 00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:11,363 Nerds. What have they ever contributed to society? 377 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,450 Siri, tell me one thing that nerds have ever done. 378 00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:17,578 They created me to answer everyone's questions. 379 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:18,913 It's a living hell. 380 00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,623 Hmm, you know, I can't even remember 381 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,832 What they're fighting over. 382 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,042 Want to go on the teeter-totter? 383 00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,835 Meh, why not? 384 00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,171 ♪ seesaw, marjorie daw ♪ 385 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:29,340 ♪ jack shall have a new master ♪ 386 00:17:29,342 --> 00:17:31,509 ♪ he shall make but a penny a day ♪ 387 00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:34,178 ♪ 'cause he can't move any faster. ♪ 388 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,430 Ah, the old seesaw chant. 389 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:37,723 When they're finished, do you want to join me 390 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:38,891 For an up-and-down? 391 00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:40,101 Get away from me. 392 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,359 There's nothing we can do? 393 00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:51,070 We can't stop them? We can't sell? 394 00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:53,739 And god forbid we burn their house down. 395 00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,116 Just putting that out there. 396 00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:57,535 -We could never do that. -No. 397 00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:01,747 Although fires are easy to blame on grampa. 398 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:04,708 Just putting that out there. 399 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:07,294 You put everything out there but the trash. 400 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,213 Maybe you could do the trash. 401 00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:11,006 -Just putting-- -don't say it. 402 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,716 We have an answer. 403 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,835 Wait, you guys are friends now? 404 00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:16,887 I've learned everything there is to learn about lisa. 405 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,473 It made me realize if someone doesn't help her family, 406 00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:21,684 And soon, she's gonna go off the rails 407 00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,102 In a very bad way. 408 00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:25,938 And I've learned that hubert is desperate for approval, 409 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,190 So I can control him with pumpkin stickers. 410 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,151 Gimme, gimme, gimme. 411 00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:32,194 Yes. I matter. 412 00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,196 Anyway, when I was doxing your daughter, 413 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,906 I learned a very interesting thing 414 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,032 About this street. 415 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,034 Your home sits on the site 416 00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,871 Where jebediah springfield founded this town. 417 00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:45,207 Eh, we better stop here 'cause the horses are dead. 418 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,002 Spring, field? 419 00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:50,379 We'll call it fieldspring. 420 00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:53,132 So this street is a historical landmark. 421 00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:56,302 All their renovations are not permitted. 422 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:57,970 Parenthetically, homer, 423 00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,722 You can never fix your house again. 424 00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,056 Win-win! 425 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:11,025 Attention. I am here to return a car. 426 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,277 Homer, buddy, I thought we were friends. 427 00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:14,987 I've learned that my only true friends 428 00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:17,156 Are those tragic souls at moe's. 429 00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:20,159 Now go fob yourself! 430 00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:23,704 Well, I guess I made a mistake, homer. 431 00:19:23,706 --> 00:19:26,624 I thought you were a lambo man. 432 00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,751 News flash. I was wrong. 433 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,669 You know, I've learned something. 434 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:34,215 There's no such thing as a "lambo man," 435 00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:37,176 Just rich jerks with stupid cars. 436 00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:38,469 Oh, my god, he's right. 437 00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:41,680 This doesn't make my junk look any bigger. 438 00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:42,973 You know what? Forget it. 439 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,351 I'm gonna date somebody my own age. 440 00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:52,733 When you have love, you don't need a fancy car. 441 00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:04,203 Captioning sponsored by 20th century fox television 442 00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:06,372 And fox broadcasting company 443 00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:08,207 And toyota. 444 00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,625 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org 445 00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:18,676 Someday, young man, this will all be yours. 446 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,139 ♪ 447 00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:31,730 that spot became many things over the years. 448 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:34,149 An outhouse, a speakeasy. 449 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:36,026 Six witches were burned in the front yard 450 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,653 In the 1940s. 451 00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,989 Then it was the home of a radical cult, 452 00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:41,573 Reagan campaign headquarters, 453 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,367 Which was swallowed by a sinkhole 454 00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:45,035 And then spat back out. 455 00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,538 And finally, the home of the simpsons. 456 00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:58,465 What are you looking at?! 457 00:21:31,584 --> 00:21:33,542 Shh. 32654

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