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This is what
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our future looks like if
Luke doesn't get back.
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It's time to rattle
his cage a little.
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So, you coming back, or what?
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Thinking Monday.
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Not every house has
to be a horror show.
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Luke, so you're really just
going to do this yourself?
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Screw the process.
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Why were you so nasty to Susan?
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His name was Edgar Cornell.
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He was a serial killer.
He murdered six people.
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Stay back!
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Take a few days
off! I got this covered.
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Hey!
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This is private property.
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Okay, you're gonna have to go!
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Go on! I-I
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I don't want to have
to call the sheriff.
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You stay away!
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Come on...!
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My name is kit rampart
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and I have a gift.
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A channel... To the afterlife.
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On tonight's episode
of paranormal p.I.
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I'll use my link to the beyond
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to face a spirit
whose grave-robbing
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cannibal murders
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terrorized a community
two centuries ago.
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Some even say to this very day.
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I'll walk the very halls
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where she committed
her heinous crimes.
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I'll interview experts
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with verified
accounts of terror.
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My goodness.
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Ho! Did you guys see that?
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Tonight, grace Wexford,
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the were-lady of Wexford manor.
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Paranormal p.I.
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It's time to send this she-beast
screaming back to hell.
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- Gee...
- What?
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Great! I am out of the moment!
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Ileana!
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Back to one and get a
release on her just in case.
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I'm just telling you,
Doug, as your agent,
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I think you're making a mistake
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letting these TV
people in your house.
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They break things.
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Luke, you've had my
listing for two months now.
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We still can't shake this
legend of grace Wexford,
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so I say we turn it into
a positive, lean into it.
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Some people like the idea
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of moving into a haunted house.
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In my experience, they
are fine with the idea.
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It's the actual bleeding walls
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and tormented
shrieks of the damned
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that make it hard
to close escrow.
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Spirit stalkers plays
all over the world.
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Some Bulgarian prince could
see this on the TV and say,
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"I must have that house!"
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Bulgaria is a
parliamentary democracy.
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No princes.
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You being a wise ass?
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Sort of. Look, we know this
thing could be dangerous.
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Could be? It nearly
slashed the shirt off my back!
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These people could
accidentally unleash something
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they can't possibly comprehend.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I don't know what
you're talking about,
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but I comprehend
comprehensively.
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Comprende?
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Our latest
ectoprobonometer readings
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are coming in at a
g4, maybe even an l5.
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That's not even a thing.
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Frankly, mister Pedersen,
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I'm just glad you didn't
wait a moment longer
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to call in the professionals.
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You may have saved lives.
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We haven't met.
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Kit rampart.
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Face, brains, brand
of spirit stalkers.
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Luke Roman. I sell houses.
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So, that tall,
gorgeous drink of water
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who was in our
shot she's with you.
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You are the real estate people.
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See, you're already
getting in my way.
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- They're getting in my way.
- They're really sorry.
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Okay. Well, let's
get one thing straight:
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Anything that goes
bump in the night,
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that's my side of the street.
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You don't tell me my job,
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I won't tell you about carpets
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or whatever
decking lasts longest.
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- Composite.
- The point is, you do you,
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and leave the ectoplasm to me.
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Doug, you made the right call.
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I'll see you under
those bright lights.
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Magic!
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Magic.
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So, he's a bit of a dick
but, play nice, okay?
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- I'd hate to have to fire you.
- Well, that'd suck.
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Mr. Pedersen, they're
ready for your interview.
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If you'll excuse me.
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Magic time.
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Hi./hi.
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So, wexford's moving
forward with the TV show.
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So, I think we take a step back,
we pivot and we let kit rampart
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give Doug his 15
minutes of fame.
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You really think that's best?
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Being seen in the same
universe as spirit stalkers
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does serious damage
to our brand, so, yeah.
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What?
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I understand.
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I do. You're threatened.
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Without your your special
"ground control to major Tom,"
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you feel more like
kit the spirit stalker
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than you want to admit.
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Well, that's just mean.
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Sometimes the truth is...
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Mean.
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Hey.
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Zooey, this message is for Luke.
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Is it?
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The baumgartners. Ted and Diane.
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Why are they calling Luke?
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Luke said he wanted
everything routed through him.
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But I figured they're
your clients, right?
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Yes, they are.
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Thank you.
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Auggie?
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Are you free this weekend?
I need help with a pkt
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for the baumgartners.
They're that sweet couple
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who bought the
b&b up on the coast.
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What seems to be the problem?
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"Voices, rattling chandeliers,
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ghastly, murderous
screams in the night."
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Not ideal for a relaxing
weekend retreat.
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Can you help me?
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Well, I have a,
fencing match Saturday
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that can easily be moved.
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Saturday nights I
play with a jazz combo
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at a spot uptown.
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They could have
someone less gifted sit in.
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Sunday nights I play
poker with some old friends,
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but they can keep their
money a week longer.
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- As long as you're not busy.
- Pick you up around noon?
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I still have to pop
by your ensom house
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for its own pkt.
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Don't worry about
my place. It'll keep.
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The Wexford family plot.
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Overgrown and uncared for,
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as if nature itself
was trying to hide
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grace wexford's crimes.
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According to legend,
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this is where she
exhumed her father's body
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and feasted on his
barely cold remains
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with her unspeakably
large, sharp teeth.
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That top window was her bedroom;
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A perfect view of the graves
that drove her mad with hunger.
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It's said on nights
just like this one,
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you can hear her shovel
digging through the wet earth.
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Can you hear it?
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Sh, sh, sh.
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The shovel.
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The shovel! It's
coming from just o...
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God. I'm sorry, can we
take this again really quick?
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This isn't working.
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What was wrong with that one?
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The shovel sounds
are all wrong. It...
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It is supposed to sound
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like a girl unearthing
her rotting father,
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ready to feast on him.
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It sounds like you're
planting azaleas.
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Can we give it some gravitas?
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Well, I'm sorry.
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The shovel that studied
at Juilliard was booked.
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If you're going to
make me fake this shit
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at least give me a
chance to make it good!
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We've been over this.
We don't have time
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for the real thing.
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So get rolling because
we're burning moonlight.
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There is something
here. I can feel it.
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We can make it real this time!
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As you say every time!
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I can't make a show that way.
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What about the truth?
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Ha! The truth?
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Once you fake that,
you can fake anything.
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Great shoveling, Denny.
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Film school wasn't a
waste of money at all!
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All right. Picture's up!
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Red leather, yellow leather,
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good blood, bad blood,
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red leather, yellow
leather, bad blood.
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Red leather, yellow leather,
good blood, bad blood.
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Vocal warmups.
Tuning my instrument.
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You might want to
use your instrument
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to remind your people that
this is somebody's home.
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Grace the were-lady.
Can you feel her?
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I can. It's my seventh sense,
the substance of my being.
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That substance smells
a lot like horseshit.
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You don't hunt, you
let it come to you.
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Nowadays, every kid
with a spectrograph
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thinks they're Lorraine Warren.
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Touch, feel, finesse;
That's what it takes.
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I don't think you know
what you're talking about.
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Terranova cemetery,
Savannah, g-a.
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A poltergeist tossed
a broken pop bottle...
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Three inches from my aorta.
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Yeah. Don't see that kind
of excitement and danger
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in real estate, do ya?
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Four-bedroom craftsman.
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Minute hand shot off the
grandfather clock, cut me here.
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Four-point-seven inches
closer to my femoral artery,
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I'd never dance
professionally again.
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Ooh! A ghost did that to you.
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Yeah.
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Emily's bridge, stowe, Vermont.
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This gnarled old hand
with claws grabbed my leg.
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Hurt like hell.
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- Gnarled old hand.
- Yeah.
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Probably looked a
lot like a tree branch.
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To the untrained eye.
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- Ooh.
- Split-level bungalow,
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palo alto, California,
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gourmet kitchen,
original built-ins
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on a lush third-acre.
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Demon with the head of a pig
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tried to pull me into
a convection oven.
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I had to pry his jaws off
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while my associate
read scripture in Latin.
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Ha. God, is it that late?
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The watch runs a little
fast since, you know,
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the thing with the pig-demon.
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I have to get back on set.
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Look, I've seen your show...
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And I don't
believe a word of it.
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All this was before the show.
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Back when I was just a kid
with a camcorder and a gift.
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It was all real all the time.
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Spirits used to be everywhere.
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All over me.
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So why'd you start
faking it? What happened?
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Success happened.
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Episode orders got bigger,
schedules got tighter.
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Tandem units!
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Couldn't wait for
the magic to happen.
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Had to kinda, you know...
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Help it along.
Fake it to make it.
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You must've hated that.
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Worst part is the silence.
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Tell me about it.
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I feel like I used to be
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surrounded by
legitimate phenomena.
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But look at me...
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Explaining moral compromise
to a real estate guy.
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Doesn't Luke need you
for the Wexford property?
258
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,079
Luke doesn't seem to need
me for anything these days.
259
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,246
By the way,
260
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,421
I drove past your house.
It's quite something.
261
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,728
It's funny, when clients
can't find the right house,
262
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,172
I always tell
them it's out there.
263
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,627
The house that gets you.
264
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,303
That loves you.
265
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,677
When Darla and I
were first married,
266
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,604
we rented this tiny place.
267
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,229
Danielle came along
268
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,022
and the place instantly
seemed smaller.
269
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,687
What did you do?
270
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,279
I got a real job.
271
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,902
An assembly plant.
272
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,820
What a waste.
273
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,949
Perhaps.
274
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,410
But that job
275
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,915
enabled me to buy a house
for my wife and daughters.
276
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,548
It was small and austere
277
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,210
and the windows
badly needed caulking,
278
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,894
but it embraced my family
like a grandmother's hug
279
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,220
and we lived there 17 years.
280
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,645
And the day we moved out
of that house into something
281
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,400
much larger and more
grand was one of the three...
282
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,688
No,
283
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,992
four times in my adult life
284
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,658
that I've wept.
285
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,503
Something about home.
286
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,536
It was our little
corner of heaven.
287
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,670
And then the screaming started.
288
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,837
The voices, the shaking.
289
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,427
Only on Saturdays?
290
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,342
Saturday nights. Late.
291
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,010
Sounds so...
292
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,727
Desperate, so agonized,
no one can sleep.
293
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,440
The customers leave so fast
294
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,021
they don't even
stay for breakfast.
295
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,748
We're supposed to
be a bed and breakfast.
296
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,652
So, at best, we're just a bed.
297
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,694
You can get a bed anywhere.
298
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,028
At a much lower price point.
299
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,784
So you've, checked where
the noises come from?
300
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,243
It's all over the house.
301
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,327
My associate and I
will look a little closer.
302
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,124
Are we alone in the
house this evening?
303
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,118
We don't have any bookings.
304
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,960
Which is, you know,
kind of the point.
305
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,680
Something is here.
306
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,468
Watching. And waiting.
307
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,100
Okay, this is the
money shot, people.
308
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,767
Kit is gonna set up the
communing-with-grace bit,
309
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,606
recite a little of
the spooky rhyme.
310
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,822
Great job, research
team, for turning that up.
311
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,032
Then when he's finished,
bang! Special effects trips the rig,
312
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,204
tips the glass off the table
as if thrown by the spirit.
313
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,124
Camera, make sure
you're in position.
314
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,542
This is teaser material, people!
315
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,962
Any reason not to roll camera?
316
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,794
Well, you have a
full glass of wine
317
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,996
waiting to tip over in
an abandoned house.
318
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,341
Anybody bumping on that? Heh.
319
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,666
Roll camera!
320
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,678
And... action!
321
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,348
There's a nursery rhyme
322
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,183
kids began sharing
soon after grace died.
323
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,194
Our detailed records
show the phenomena
324
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,192
first appeared
not too long after.
325
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,734
It seemed to summon her.
326
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,738
That's why we're
in grace's bedroom,
327
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,861
where her life force
is most concentrated.
328
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,319
It's the perfect
place to reach out.
329
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,368
Let's see what she has to say.
330
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,173
Grace, grace
331
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,379
teeth and lace.
332
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,706
Eyes of black and soulless face.
333
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,182
Hide your loved
ones, hide your dears.
334
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,721
She'll eat your sons
and drink your tears.
335
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,925
Whoa! Did-did you guys see that?
336
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,266
- Okay, let's go again.
- Can we shut that window?
337
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,516
No! No, no! Keep rolling.
338
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,689
The window's closed.
We never opened it.
339
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,900
Grace Wexford,
340
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,569
are you here now
with us in this room?
341
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,584
Grace, make your
presence known! Speak!
342
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,459
The real thing.
343
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,555
The real thing. She's here.
344
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,971
Grace Wexford,
345
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:26,266
by all the powers of hell
and heaven and basic cable
346
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,942
I command you to show yourself!
347
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,574
Okay.
348
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,453
Careful!
349
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,656
Her shadow form
can be just as deadly!
350
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,785
Appear, grace!
351
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,461
Go on, girl!
352
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,261
Kit, look out!
353
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,436
On to the next
set. Let's go people.
354
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,488
What the hell?
355
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,327
None of those takes
had any of the magic
356
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,213
we had in the first one
and that one is unusable!
357
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,001
I was just trying to warn you.
358
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,214
Well, what you did
359
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:41,015
was ruin the closest I have
come to real phenomena in years!
360
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,304
You panicked.
361
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,309
And I thought you were a pro.
362
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,823
Hey, Phil, sorry to bother.
363
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,196
You got a minute?
364
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,196
Miss Stans, you're killing me
365
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,198
and it's a slow, boring death.
366
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,580
Where's the sexy, salacious
stuff from your books?
367
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,747
Mymy books are
peer-reviewed accounts
368
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,747
rooted in historical
fact. There's.
369
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,843
I mean there's...
Nothing sexy about them.
370
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:27,387
Our research promised murder,
blood, bodies, necrophagia!
371
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,063
I had to look up that last one.
372
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,218
None of that is in my book.
373
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,390
Look, I am shooting
this to go in between
374
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,270
infomercials for
canine diet pills
375
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,017
and a copper bracelet
that cures irritable bowel.
376
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,939
I need something flashy
to keep people watching.
377
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,399
Grace was a remarkable girl
378
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,910
and her real story
deserves to be told.
379
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,952
How about I write
what I need on cards.
380
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,576
Would you read those?
381
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,543
You want me to lie?
382
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,413
It's called acting.
383
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:04,674
Don't fart around, Denny.
384
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:06,945
Get the Van loaded
and get out of there.
385
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,289
There's some
weird shit going on.
386
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,272
Fine by me. This place
gives me the creeps.
387
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,149
Ileana?
388
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,805
I'm here. For him.
389
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,600
Um, for who?
390
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,978
Sorry, kid.
391
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,976
She's just as scary in daylight.
392
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,777
Boo!
393
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,495
Did you bring
august's phone thing?
394
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,285
Yep.
395
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,248
Auggie!
396
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,010
Auggie! Is that it?
397
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,347
It works like sonar
398
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,855
keying into micro-changes
in air density.
399
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,650
It beeps faster the
closer we get to the object
400
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,784
that's returning the signal.
401
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,658
We came to see if
you heard the noises.
402
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,905
It always starts like this.
403
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,401
Whispers. And then the talking,
404
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,823
but it's in a language
we don't understand.
405
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,492
And then the screaming.
406
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,380
Any idea what's on the
other side of this wall?
407
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,882
It's just a closet.
408
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,716
Sounds indo-European.
409
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,813
Probably... German?
410
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,098
Yeah!
411
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,060
My.
412
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,647
What is it?
413
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,402
Is it some sort
of strange ritual?
414
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,108
In a manner of speaking.
415
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:56,664
It appears you have
two immortal souls
416
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,332
engaged in the...
417
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,912
Hunka-chunk a.
418
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,091
August has got to be kidding.
419
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,091
Old-time tech seems to
work better with these things.
420
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,759
Hello?
421
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,308
It's Duran Duran.
422
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,313
They want you to know
they're still hungry like the wolf.
423
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,106
I can't believe we
have to do it this way.
424
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,814
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah. Keep going.
425
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,470
That got her attention.
426
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,674
Grace?
427
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,429
What do you need?
428
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,055
Grace...
429
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,445
What do you want?
430
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,272
I'm hungry!
431
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,621
Not unlike the wolf.
432
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:10,037
Um, gee, I don't know. Um...
433
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,750
Did you try turning them off
and turning them on again?
434
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,956
You need to tell us
how to turn them off.
435
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,797
They're handling the on
switch very well on their own.
436
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,133
Okay, let me do
some digging. Um...
437
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,719
The address is in the file?
438
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,143
Yes. Baumgartner, Ted and Diane.
439
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,933
All right. I'll hit you back.
440
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,140
Boy.
441
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,312
There it is.
442
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,269
Excuse me.
443
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,280
Are you Willa Stans?
444
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,072
Ii am, actually.
445
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:43,779
My god.
446
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,486
I am a big fan.
447
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,998
Ii literally just
finished your book.
448
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,432
The one on the practical
naming conventions
449
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,076
of pubs in the northeast.
450
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,748
Well, thank you!
451
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,592
It's it's it's so nice
to meet someone
452
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,263
who appreciates the, you know,
453
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:00,861
game of telephone
that history plays.
454
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,360
So often people
just want the gossip.
455
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,974
They rarely want the truth.
456
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,514
- Not me.
- Huge truth guy here.
457
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,178
I wrote a book
about the wexfords.
458
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,347
These TV people wanted
me to talk about it, but...
459
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:14,598
Just the florid legends,
not the truth behind them.
460
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,686
We should talk.
461
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,859
Yeah. Pretty sure
the warranty's expired
462
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,870
on this bad boy.
463
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,874
I need to get grace alone.
464
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:31,203
You think you could
distract this TV crew
465
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,830
with a shiny object
or something?
466
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:37,884
Or something.
467
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,473
Okay, are we rolling? Can we go?
468
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,717
Very quiet, please!
We're rolling here.
469
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,680
Who is making that sound?
470
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,560
That's the rhyme.
471
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,730
It's the grace rhyme.
472
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,317
My god. Are you rolling?
473
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,532
- Holy crap!
- Who the hell is that?
474
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,360
It's her. It's grace.
475
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,029
Tell me you're getting this!
476
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:11,583
Can you communicate?
Can you hear us?
477
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,293
- Yeah, we're good for sound.
- Not us! Her!
478
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,374
My god! She's gone!
479
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,250
Grace!
480
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,341
There she is!
481
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,590
This is what the real thing
feels like, people. Let's go!
482
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,826
Kit! Kit!
483
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,705
Damn it! Where'd she go?
484
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:05,007
Where the hell are you going?
485
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,472
We have three
hours 'til daylight
486
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,971
and half a call sheet to shoot.
487
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,643
Forget the call sheet.
488
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,891
For the first time in
years I am on the cusp
489
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:16,273
of genuine autonomous
locomotion of a trans-spatial being.
490
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,403
Genuine doesn't
matter. We need content.
491
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,271
We're going to generate content,
492
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,778
even if it means spending
the rest of the night
493
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,227
away from that house.
494
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,990
Suit up, boys. Now
is not the time to fear.
495
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,994
Now is the time
for men to be men,
496
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,787
to stare into the
darkness... whoa!
497
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,791
Are you guys looking for grace?
498
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,827
Youyou saw the she-beast?
499
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,628
She... yes! Yeah.
It was terrifying!
500
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,963
Luxuriant black
hair, bitching nails,
501
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,984
killer boots like she just
came out of a hot topic.
502
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,588
That's her!
503
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,468
Show me to her lair!
504
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,355
Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah. This way.
505
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,972
She wasn't really a she-beast.
506
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,691
Grace Wexford was just a girl.
507
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:00,849
Two hundred years
ago her father died.
508
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,419
She rushed home to make sure
that he was buried with a locket
509
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,402
that held the image
of his deceased wife,
510
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,485
grace's mother. Now,
she also had an uncle,
511
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,651
who inherited the
Wexford business holdings.
512
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,989
He wanted to speed things up,
513
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,910
so he planted his brother
514
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,512
before he even reached
room temperature.
515
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,156
So, when grace got there...
516
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:21,288
When she got there, her dad
was already six feet under, so...
517
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,132
Grace grabbed a shovel
and she started digging.
518
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,670
To fulfill her father's wish.
519
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,596
Yeah, but the jerk
uncle called the sheriff.
520
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,275
Now, in the process
of arresting grace,
521
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,053
he slapped her really hard
and cut his hand on her teeth.
522
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,678
It got infected, he died
523
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,601
and poor grace created a
legend. You know the rest.
524
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,813
Grace, grace, teeth and lace.
525
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:45,107
It's the rhyme. It's the
one that summons her.
526
00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:48,364
It turned an innocent girl
into a monstrous legend.
527
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,995
Legends are a lot
sexier than the truth.
528
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,388
So they changed the
words to the lullaby
529
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,962
her father sang to her?
530
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,076
Kids can be mean?
531
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,708
So, the taunt turns her into
what the world expects of her.
532
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,589
How do I remind
her who she really is?
533
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,595
I'm not sure I know what
a win is in this situation.
534
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,729
This isn't a demon.
535
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:30,686
It isn't a lost soul.
It's just two people...
536
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,699
Doin'... That thang.
537
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:38,657
Hard to know whether to
conjure Dr. Ruth or Barry white.
538
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,161
I feel terrible. This is
Ted and diane's retirement
539
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,249
we're dealing with here.
540
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,748
Seems a pity to destroy
a love as enduring as this.
541
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,009
They don't come
along that often.
542
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,023
Mercy, mercy me.
543
00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,539
I know who you are, grace.
544
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:50,745
Who you really are.
545
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:52,996
The legends made you this way.
546
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,470
But maybe the truth
can turn you back.
547
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,314
Well, I think that
went pretty well.
548
00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:18,189
You did good, kit. Really.
549
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,574
God, Luke.
550
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,901
Luke? Luke.
551
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,195
I swear, it was like old times.
552
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,952
I was hearing the voices,
553
00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,735
grace whispering
sweet things in my ear.
554
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,909
The real thing.
For just a second,
555
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:39,459
it wasn't about me, or the
sponsors, or the network.
556
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,546
Or those clearance people
who won't let me make
557
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:45,171
the pop cultural
references about or
558
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,970
that make my show special!
559
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:51,347
It was about... Them.
560
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,971
Those people in the dark.
561
00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:57,402
God, I miss them.
562
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,189
- Me, too.
- And this lady?
563
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,489
She's got all the makings of a
successful associate producer.
564
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,071
Yay.
565
00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,905
This, real estate stuff
566
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:10,241
isn't for you. You
give me a call.
567
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,790
Tempting offer.
568
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,710
Nah. I have a feeling
569
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,625
this real estate
thing's gonna work out.
570
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,423
I was thinking the same thing.
571
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,884
- I gotta run.
- Okay. See ya.
572
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,648
- Are you sure?
- Our research guy is the best.
573
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,271
He found the story of
captain Jurgen schroeder.
574
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,068
German immigrant.
575
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:46,652
He built this place
for his wife, gisela,
576
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,318
around 1870.
577
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,027
Jurgen was lost at sea.
578
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,447
In a shipwreck on
a Saturday night.
579
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:56,826
And gisela spent the
rest of her life here, just...
580
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,085
Standing at that window,
waiting for her love to return.
581
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,248
And, in that spirit,
582
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,497
it appears that
every Saturday night
583
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,131
their immortal
souls are reunited
584
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,554
in their trysting place.
585
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,428
Well, that's just so precious.
586
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,506
So, how do we get them to stop?
587
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,220
We don't.
588
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,270
We pivot!
589
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,854
We embrace them.
590
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:24,189
Jurgen and gisela
are real, their love is
591
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,565
elemental, authentic.
592
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,863
It's exactly what millennials
are looking for... experiences,
593
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,528
not just destinations.
594
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,446
Jurgen and gisela's story
nails all the key touch points
595
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,035
this premium-focused demographic
596
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,540
demands of a bespoke
travel experience.
597
00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,249
They... Like the hunka-chunk a?
598
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,382
They value the authenticity
599
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,513
the hunka-chunk a
brings to the table.
600
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:52,054
You're offering a unique
combo of glamping and...
601
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,636
Humping.
602
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,431
Glumping.
603
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:58,145
A love that never dies.
604
00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,826
It's the greatest
waterborne love story
605
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:02,522
since Rose showed
Jack the door in Titanic.
606
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,305
He crosses the
oceans and the ages
607
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,900
to come home to her.
608
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,945
There's something about home.
609
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,571
It's the ultimate
romantic getaway.
610
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,582
We'd need some kind of
authentication, wouldn't we?
611
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,161
- Andand publicity.
- Yeah.
612
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,036
Lots of publicity.
613
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:25,248
As it happens, I know a
guy who knows... A guy.
614
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:29,799
Paranormal p. I.:
615
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:32,971
Our most provocative
episode yet.
616
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,802
I'm bringing my gift
617
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,508
to the coastal bed and breakfast
618
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,888
where a timeless
love burns bright
619
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,426
and the ghosts
are wearing sheets
620
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,020
in a whole new way.
621
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:52,240
Keep it here. I'm kit
rampart and 'para-nookie'
622
00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:53,901
is coming up next.
622
00:42:54,305 --> 00:43:54,311
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