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Previously
on Malcolm in the Middle...
I love you.
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I want to break up.
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DRILL SERGEANT:
Welcome to the US Army!
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You are not
going to lie
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to put someone in jail
who might be innocent.
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Can't he at least
put some pants on?
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Just as soon as we
get a good perp walk
out of him.
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MAN:
Your court order says you have
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to stay within
a 50-foot radius.
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My drill sergeant's breath
is not my concern!
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I know you're innocent,
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and I can prove it.
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Just make sure you stay
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within 30 feet of this backpack.
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I want you to explain
to these recruits
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how the worst soldier
in the unit
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has managed to put
them all to shame.
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I just stopped thinking.
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I'm the world's
happiest tool.
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Mom, you've been in
there for three hours!
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LOIS:
In a minute. I'm in the shower!
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I think we got a bomb here.
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Sir, I need you to step away
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to a distance
of at least 150 feet.
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I can't do that.
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I'm... I'm...
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I'm in the bomb squad.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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OFFICER :
You're not alone.
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We've called every
available police officer
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in the Tri-County area.
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Are you sure
you don't need
any equipment?
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We've got some
needle-nose pliers.
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No! Stay away!
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Everyone has to stay away!
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This thing is picking up
a lot of vibrations right now.
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I said get back.
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Do you have a death wish,
Officer?
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I'm Lieutenant Sortino
with the bomb squad.
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I'm here to help.
What's your name?
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No time for introductions.
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We've got a level five explosive
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with a gravity timer
and a percussion fuse.
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What bomb squad
did you say you were with?
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Millbrook.
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I'm off duty.
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Came by to return
a library book.
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You've got a better
selection here.
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And they charge 50 cents a day
back home.
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Now, I know the fines help pay
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for the place,
but that's really
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a very small part of the budget.
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Now, if we are finished
playing 20 questions,
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I've got lives to save.
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Since you guys seem
more up to date in Millbrook,
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I'm just going to go call
your supervisor,
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see if he can send
some backup.
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Hoo-hoo! Sure.
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If you can find him.
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Okay, I'm going to try
to detach the coaxial...
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:
Oh, no!
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I cut the wrong wire!
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It's gonna blow!
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Tell my wife I love her!
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Five!
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Four!
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Three!
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Two!
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One!
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See? You don't need
grocery money if
you're creative.
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I wish I had better
news for you, Hal,
but the prosecution
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has 30 eyewitnesses
that can all avoid
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going to prison themselves
by fingering you.
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How about my mystery guy?
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He's only got
six months to live.
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He doesn't want to die
with a guilty conscience.
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He's gonna completely
exonerate me.
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And he's not imaginary.
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This is pretty much
how things
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have been going
around here lately.
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Dad's trial starts tomorrow,
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we still have no idea
where Reese is,
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and Mom kind of had
a breakdown.
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It's okay. She's slowly
working her way back.
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I think her new hobby's
helping her.
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This one's name
is Sam Gundlebumps.
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He grew up on a farm
where he was friends
with a turkey and a duck.
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He can't see very well, so
he's always getting lost.
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It'll be okay, Lois.
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We're gonna find Reese.
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:
Look, he picked flowers.
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He's going a-courtin'.
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Right face!
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Left face!
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About face!
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Right arm windmill!
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Hop on your left foot!
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Teapot!
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About face!
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Forward march!
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He'll do that all day.
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He's got no more
thought than a bug.
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It's almost enough
to restore my faith
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in the future of this army.
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I guess those subliminal ads
are working after all.
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The army doesn't
use subliminal ads.
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At ease!
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Now, in a few days
we have some
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very important
field training exercises,
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and I want you
to be my number two,
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because you will obey
my every command
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like some kind of beautiful,
brainless zombie robot.
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I'd be honored, Drill Sergeant.
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Now let's go make
some bets
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and march you
into the electric fence.
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WOMAN:
I saw the defendant
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hack through
the proxy server's firewall,
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and delete the SPE files
without leaving any tracks.
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I didn't totally understand it,
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but he said the
dummy corporation
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could be used to launder
all the money we siphoned off.
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You can threaten
my children all you want!
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I don't care!
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I have to tell the truth!
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For God's sakes,
do something.
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Just be patient.
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There's such a thing
as too much evidence.
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Eventually they'll get bored.
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The prosecution
calls Gordon Walker.
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That's him.
That's my guy.
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I was worried about what
I would say when I got up here,
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but deep down, I knew
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I would have to tell the truth.
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There's a conspiracy
going on here,
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and it's all been orchestrated
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by that man.
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:
Is he pointing at someone
directly behind me?
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And after he shredded
the last of the documents,
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he delivered the punch line
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to yet another
racist joke.
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PROSECUTOR:
No further questions.
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Turns out I'm gonna live.
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They had the wrong X ray.
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Boy, when you've had
a scare like mine,
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you realize what's
really important--
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staying out of jail.
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Good luck.
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MALCOLM:
With this many people lying,
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we've got to be able
to find something
to trip one of them up.
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Let's not get
our hopes up.
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Mom, I know you've
had a rough time
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and that your little
projects are very
therapeutic for you,
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but Dad is in very big trouble.
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You have to start helping.
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Honey, I know this is a crisis,
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and believe me,
I'm doing everything I can.
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I spent extra money
on quick-drying glue,
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so no matter how you shake it,
the sequins won't fall off.
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After what happened
at Compulsories,
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Rebecca's really got to nail
her long program.
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Those flour bombs
just don't do it for me.
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I miss the old days
when we got to use
live ordnance.
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That looked like the movies.
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Tell your men advance
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northwest, 20 meters.
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Advance northwest, 20 meters!
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North-northeast,
five meters!
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North-northeast, five meters!
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Crap. I'm hit!
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I'm gonna go die
over here in the shade.
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Get to the rendezvous point!
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Bravo, lay down cover fire!
Alpha, flank right.
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Get to the rendezvous point!
Bravo, lay down cover fire.
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Alpha, flank right!
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You are really showing
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leadership, soldier!
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I am really
showing leadership!
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I'm allergic to wheat products!
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This is going
to be awesome.
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You've got
to watch this.
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He swells up
like a balloon.
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Hey!
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We got a vehicle
from Blue Team approaching.
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Squad Leader!
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Intercept that vehicle!
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Yes, Sergeant!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, my God, are you okay?
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God, I love that boy.
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More Blue Team vehicles
approaching-- should we run?
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Sergeant! Sergeant!
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Forget the sergeant!
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Just say we can run!
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Sergeant? Sergeant?
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Idiot! Move!
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Reese! Come on!
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Can we go?!
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Sergeant? Sergeant?
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Sergeant? Sergeant?
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Sergeant?
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Ladies and gentlemen, you have
heard a staggering amount
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of evidence
against the defendant.
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Let me clarify what we now know.
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Three members of
the board of directors
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testified that the defendant
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submitted altered financial
statements on August 9.
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The Senior VP of Finance
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heard the defendant plot to hide
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company assets offshore
on December 6.
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The Chief Operations Officer
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saw him shredding documents
in a stairwell
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on February 21.
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And on June 27,
the Director of IT Services
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testified that the defendant
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showed him pictures
of his new yacht
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which he named Above the Law.
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And, on July 11,
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you heard the Senior Analyst
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break down in tears
as he revealed
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the defendant's scheme
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to bilk the company
out of millions...
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What are you
doing?
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Shh. I'm awake.
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I'm trying to get you
grounds for an appeal.
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Mom?
Are you coming out for dinner?
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I'm just taking
Penelope's temperature.
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I think she caught
Ambrosia's cold.
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Is Penelope
the foreign correspondent
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or the candy striper?
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No, she's just
a homemaker,
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but a big candy
company's
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interested in her
taffy recipe.
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Can I have the potatoes?
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You can have anything
you want, son,
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if you're willing
to work for it.
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Just reach
for the stars
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and never let go.
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I should have told you that
a long time ago.
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And when you write
an angry letter,
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hold onto it
for a day.
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You might not feel the
same in the morning.
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And never invest
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in a friend's
restaurant. Never.
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You know what?
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I'm not hungry.
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Come on, Dewey,
let's go teach you
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how to shave.
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Great!
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When you
tip a valet,
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always fold your
dollar up real tight.
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That way, by the time
he sees what he's got,
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you're down
the block.
264
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,732
Dad?
265
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,366
I made coffee. You want some?
266
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,467
Oh, hi.
267
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,869
I was just singing.
268
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,271
Always have a song
in your heart, son.
269
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,241
Thanks.
270
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,644
You know what
the worst thing is?
271
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,313
I have always
hated that job.
272
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,148
I wanted to quit
273
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,883
ten years ago
when they started
274
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,351
deducting for sick days.
275
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,485
I wanted to quit
a year ago
276
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,854
when they started making us
277
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,521
vacuum out our own cubicles.
278
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,057
If I'd have
done that,
279
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,825
they would have
found another patsy
280
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,693
and I wouldn't have been
in this mess.
281
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,428
They should have just fired me.
282
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,365
I was a terrible employee.
283
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,767
I never read a memo,
284
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,235
I came in late,
I blew off Fridays.
285
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:45,205
What the hell is wrong
with those people?
286
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,841
Just promise me
287
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,910
that you'll learn
from my mistakes.
288
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,679
Don't ever settle, Malcolm.
289
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,314
I won't.
290
00:11:56,483 --> 00:12:01,054
I'm going to go make love
to your mother one last time.
291
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,425
I probably wasn't going
to sleep tonight anyway.
292
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,061
Malcolm, we have to talk.
293
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,597
We've been avoiding
this, but it's
294
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,199
time to face the facts.
295
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,567
We need you to forge Dad's
signature on this document
296
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,436
declaring Mom
mentally incompetent.
297
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,537
That way, when Dad
goes to jail,
298
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,806
you can get emancipated
299
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,308
and I'll take custody
of Dewey and Jamie.
300
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,943
It's funny.
301
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:26,246
I always figured Mom for jail
and Dad for the loony bin.
302
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,480
Life, huh?
303
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,549
I can't fake
Dad's signature.
304
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,085
I do Mom.
Reese does Dad.
305
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:32,986
What?
306
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,621
You should each
be able to do both.
307
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,089
What did I tell you
about building
308
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,825
a little redundancy
into the system?
309
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,927
Wait a second.
310
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,461
Oh, my God.
311
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,964
What is it?
I need to talk to Dad right now.
312
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,736
Maybe I'll wait 20 minutes.
313
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,072
What were your
orders, Private?!
314
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,573
I don't know.
Ask the sergeant.
315
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,742
Tell us your call signs
and frequencies!
316
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,510
I don't know.
Ask the sergeant.
317
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,846
We don't have
to do this
318
00:12:58,879 --> 00:12:59,980
the hard way.
319
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,815
Let's all take
a break
320
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,450
and relax
a little.
321
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,986
You want a glass
of water?
322
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,421
I don't know.
Ask the sergeant.
323
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,622
Stop saying that!
324
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,258
This may not be a real war,
325
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,160
but I got an extra day's leave
riding on this,
326
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,028
and a girlfriend
who is in model school.
327
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,596
Model school!
328
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,833
Now you will talk or I will make
your life a living hell!
329
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,201
You don't think I want to?!
330
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,769
This sucks!
I've been a good soldier!
331
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,272
I shut off my brain
like the Army wanted.
332
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,440
Everyone said I was
doing great, but I'm not!
333
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,842
I have to help my squad.
334
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,277
The guys are depending on me,
but I can't!
335
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,379
You know what?
I don't care what the Army says.
336
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,947
I'm sick of this!
337
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,348
I'm turning my brain back on!
338
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,221
Did it happen?
339
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,456
Did what happen?
340
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,624
Wait...
341
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,326
I think it's...
342
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,661
No, it's not.
343
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,630
Yes, it is.
344
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,132
Is it?
345
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,167
Damn, I wish there was
more of a difference.
346
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,036
Look, you can act
as crazy as you'd like,
347
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,570
'cause I got nothing but time.
348
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,072
And no one's coming
to rescue you.
349
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,807
Not your sergeant,
not your squad,
350
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,075
and your mama's
not going to come
351
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,177
and wipe your nose
and change your diaper.
352
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,581
Mom.
353
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,583
Mom. Of course.
354
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,223
Freak held
his breath
355
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,525
until he turned blue
and then passed out.
356
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,164
Yeah! Whoo!
357
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,765
Haven't done that in a while.
358
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,567
You okay?
I'm fine.
359
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,402
I know how to get us
out of here.
360
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,005
That's impossible. Look around.
We're in prison, man.
361
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:35,175
Wrong. We are not in prison.
We're grounded.
362
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,344
And there's always a way
to get out of being grounded.
363
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,079
You can pry up
some floorboards...
364
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,048
set your bed on fire.
365
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,150
There's only two things
you have to remember.
366
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,018
You need a diversion
367
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,220
and the little guy
gets screwed.
368
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,521
But that's okay.
369
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,690
He's too little to do
anything about it.
370
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,758
You're going to have
371
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,393
to eat some dirt-- about
three pounds of it.
372
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,128
What good's a diversion
going to do? We're tied up.
373
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,130
I guess your brothers
never tied you up
374
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,066
and left you in a Dumpster
on trash day.
375
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,236
Okay,
start eating.
376
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,872
It's not fatal,
it only looks like it.
377
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,874
We need more shovels!
378
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,243
And just get every
bucket you can find!
379
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,884
You might want
to hike up your pants.
380
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,652
He's got another
half hour of this.
381
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,224
Good news, sir.
382
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,126
It looks like Red
Team's about to fold.
383
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,560
Two squads have
been captured,
384
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,563
the others are pinned down
here, here, and here.
385
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:35,468
Okay, now we've just got to
sneak the keys out of his purse.
386
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,444
Test, test.
387
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,680
Test, test.
388
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,917
The microphone works.
389
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,851
The chair
is perfect,
390
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:52,952
and your hair
looks fine, sir.
391
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,187
Can we proceed?
392
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,590
Now then, Hal, we've heard
a lot of testimony
393
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,093
from people about what
you've done at this company.
394
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,462
Why don't you tell us
in your own words
395
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,032
what kind of
an employee you were.
396
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,400
Marginal.
397
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,271
At best.
398
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,439
Would you care to elaborate?
399
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,509
When you work for a big,
impersonal corporation
400
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,677
like this...
401
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,312
You know those nature shows
402
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,848
where a wasp paralyzes
a caterpillar,
403
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,950
then injects it full of larvae?
404
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,618
It stays alive for weeks,
405
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,221
completely aware,
feeling every little bite
406
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,990
as the larvae
devour it from the inside.
407
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,960
I sat in a cubicle every day
408
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,962
envying that caterpillar
409
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,731
'cause at least
he got to be on TV.
410
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,568
I hated that job.
411
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,836
I was a crappy employee.
412
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,004
And yet countless
413
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,574
eyewitnesses paint you
as a man at the center
414
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:48,975
of an ingenious conspiracy.
415
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,912
Shh-shh...
416
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,714
Time and time again
you were placed
417
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,015
at a crucial event.
418
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,419
Do you have any way
of refuting these claims?
419
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,520
Well, I didn't.
420
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,454
Who could remember
421
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,823
what they were doing
on January 25, 2002
422
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,226
or March 14, 2003?
423
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,994
But my son
figured something out.
424
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,530
Stand up,
Malcolm.
425
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:12,732
I know he
looks normal,
426
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,867
but my son is a freaky genius
with numbers.
427
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,669
I'm telling you,
his head should be
428
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,003
the size of a medicine ball.
429
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,406
You give him
430
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,007
any day of any year,
and he can tell you
431
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,008
what day
of the week it is.
432
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,542
And what does that have
to do with anything?
433
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:27,914
Well, he figured out
that every date on the board
434
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,015
is a Friday.
435
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,184
Every one.
You can check the calendar.
436
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,119
DENNIS:
I'm sorry,
437
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,186
I don't understand
438
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,754
why that would be
so important.
439
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:43,696
I haven't shown up for work
on a Friday in 15 years.
440
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,334
He didn't show up on Fridays
for 15 years!
441
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,770
That isn't going to be
on the record, is it?
442
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,372
Do you have any evidence
443
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,441
to back up this wild assertion?
444
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,576
Well, yeah, once I knew
what to look for,
445
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,378
I realized I had almost
everything I need
446
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,812
right here in my memory box.
447
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,882
The prosecution maintains
448
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,084
that you handed
the board of directors
449
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,220
a set of cooked books
on August 9.
450
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:11,324
Yes, that's when I went
to Bavaria Land.
451
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,396
And when
you were
452
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,797
supposed to be hiding money
453
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:18,965
offshore on December 6?
454
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,633
I went to The Nutcracker.
455
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,570
Pretty good for a community
college production.
456
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,138
DENNIS:
February 21.
457
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,406
My driver's
license
458
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,308
from Grand Prix Go-Carts.
459
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,077
June 27.
460
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,812
Pilgrim Village.
461
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,514
July 11.
462
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,083
There was a ghost
in my car.
463
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,187
Right in my car.
464
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,955
And finally,
465
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,191
August 22.
466
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,258
Well, I was chosen
467
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,560
to be a junior trainer
at Oceanland.
468
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,366
He did all the work.
I just stood there.
469
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,804
Congratulations,
Hal.
470
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,107
Sorry about my little
outburst there at the end.
471
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,275
But they really
should say
472
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,010
"Innocent" instead
of "Not guilty."
473
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,745
It's confusing.
474
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,417
Lois, we won the case.
475
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:11,718
Now we can get
476
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,386
our lives back
to the way they were.
477
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:17,824
You didn't work
on Fridays?
478
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,058
After all
the sacrifices
479
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,694
I made for this family.
480
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,962
For 15 years
481
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,897
I worked double shifts,
482
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,367
drove carpool,
cleaned the house
483
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,902
while you were
feeding Shamu!
484
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,037
Actually, it's Keiko 2.
485
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,406
He's smaller, but you get
just as wet in the front row.
486
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,741
It's a really good show.
Let's...
487
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,908
We should see it
sometime.
488
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,812
All right, let's
get this over with.
489
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,147
Red Team surrenders.
490
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,148
Come on, Hendrix,
491
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,650
you can put a little
feeling into it.
492
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,684
Yes, sir.
493
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,019
That leaves us with
the matter of the wager.
494
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,421
I believe I can
expect to see you
495
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,257
bright and early
tomorrow morning
496
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,824
marching on the
parade grounds
497
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,561
wearing patent leather
pumps and a bustier.
498
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,562
Now, I've always
499
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,364
favored red, but
far be it from me
500
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,998
to tell a lady
how to dress.
501
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,743
Captain,
502
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,044
I suggest you surrender.
503
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,413
If not, I have enough flour
504
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,681
packed in this
barrel to bake
505
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,349
500 cakes.
506
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,018
All right, don't fire.
507
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,254
We hereby surrender.
508
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,892
Ah, what the hell.
509
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,867
Things are finally
back to normal.
510
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,070
Well, except for the fact
that Reese is still missing,
511
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,939
Mom and Dad both
don't have jobs,
512
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,141
and we're
$20,000 in debt.
513
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,776
It's a letter from Reese.
514
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,213
Oh, my God,
he's joined the army.
515
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,316
"Dear family, I'm fine.
516
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,551
"I waited till I was
a success to write to you.
517
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,753
"I finished basic
training at the top
518
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,787
"of my class.
519
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,055
"My drill sergeant told me
520
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,058
I've earned some
sort of reward."
521
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,226
All right, gentlemen.
522
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,994
We've entered
Afghani airspace.
523
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,062
We expect
both hostile
524
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,597
and friendly fire.
525
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,466
The better you remember
your training,
526
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,967
the longer you will survive.
527
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,001
On your feet!
528
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How soon do we land?
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Well, that's
up to you.
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Remember, pull the green cord
before the light green cord.
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