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- ¶ Hey there, everybody,
it's a looneyful day ¶
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¶ to have a little fun
the baby looney tunes way ¶
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¶ there's lots to do
at granny's house ¶
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¶ games to play
and balls to bounce ¶
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¶ let's jump and slide
and holler hooray! ¶
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¶ Sylvester, bugs, and daffy ¶
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¶ taz and Lola, too ¶
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¶ tweety's such a sweetie ¶
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¶ now all we need is you ¶
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¶ hey there, everybody,
it's a looneyful day ¶
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¶ to play
the baby looney tunes way ¶
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- ahoy, sailors!
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The great white whale,
dead ahead!
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- Ha ha ha!
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- I eat ships like yours
for breakfast, captain ahack,
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and your hms tuna loogy's
on my menu.
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- Ha ha ha!
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Whoooaaa!
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- Cabin boys, more sea spray.
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- Aye aye, captain.
- Aye aye, captain.
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- Oh!
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- Oh, no!
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Ah, daffy, I like playing
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our old granny chair
bouncing game:
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Stanley's spandex
trapeze superspy.
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That's the one I expected.
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Hhmph.
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- Ooohhh!
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- Relax, Sylvester.
Not everything in life
will be what you expect.
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Sometimes life just--
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- throws stuff at you! Aah!
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- And you just gotta
do stuff differently.
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You know, roll with it.
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- Yeah, doc. Go with the flow.
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- Aaaah!
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- Sink or swim.
Now, cough up my sea spray.
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Aaahhh!
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- Aw, but I still want
to play trapeze superspy.
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- Look, kid,
trapeze superspies
can't hunt whales,
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and today I want
to hunt whales.
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Pretend time's only fun
when you don't know
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what's gonna happen ne--aaaah!
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- Oh, no!
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- [Screaming gibberish]
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- Oh, no.
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Granny's favorite reading chair.
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- [Knocking]
Guys...
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Is that room clean yet?
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- Eh, don't look now,
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but I think the tuna loogy's
hit some deep spittle.
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- Guys...
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[All yelling]
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- Aaahh! Aaahhh! Aaahh!
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- Ooooh, I know
what's gonna happen next.
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Floyd's gonna be
really not happy with daffy.
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- What's gonna happen
if granny can't read to us
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from this chair?
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How am I gonna fall asleep?
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- Excellent.
Very neat.
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Now we're sitting pretty.
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[Boing]
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Daffy!
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- [Whistling]
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- Well, thanks to you,
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we gotta go buy granny
a new chair.
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- Oh, no!
I need this chair.
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W-w-what's gonna happen
without our chair?!
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- Submitted for your approval--
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Sylvester.
A young cat.
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- Floyd, Lola's being
an old TV rerun again. Hey!
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- A young cat,
claws deep in the comfy fabric
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of a preschool routine.
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But this little kitty
is about to go to market,
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where he will discover
the only routine he can expect
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is the unexpected.
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- Come on, Sylvester, let go!
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- No! No! I like this chair!
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- We're gonna get a new one!
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Ooomph!
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- Follow this journey under
"buckle up and roll with it,"
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for this creature of habit
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is about to leave
his comfort zone.
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- Welcome, y'all,
to furniture frolics
furniture store.
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Boy howdy,
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them chair Springs
sure can hurt.
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But look on the bright side:
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Now you know
how a bottle cork feels!
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- Ha ha ha ha!
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I've found granny's new chair.
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- Oh! Oh! Oh, no, I did.
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- Ha ha ha!
Taz like this one!
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Wha! Hee! Rraarrr!
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- Can you match this material
from granny's old chair?
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- Oooh, I've seen
this fabric before.
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- Whoaaaaa!
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- In old museums!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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- How about a special order?
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- No prob. I'll just
hop in my time machine,
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go back 75 years,
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and find a guy
to sew it up for me.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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- That chair was so old,
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he should have been glad
I put it out of its misery.
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- Eh, good thing you told Floyd
the truth right away, doc,
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or he wouldn't have gone so easy
on your punishment.
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- No TV?
For two weeks?
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That's going easy?
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- Guys, we gotta help Sylvester
roll with stuff.
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You know, like water
off a duck's back.
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- Well, the joke's
on old floydy-boy,
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'cause now he's doubled
the free time I've got
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to accidentally break stuff.
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- Ahem.
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Say, daffster,
can you help Lola and bugs
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watch sly while I shop?
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- Why, certainly.
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- Thanks, old daffy-boy.
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- [Gulp]
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- don't worry, Sylvester.
You can relax with us.
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- Wait a minute.
I know those winks.
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It means you're plotting--
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plotting something
I don't expect,
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that I can't even imagine
in my worst nightmares.
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- Oh, conductor, one ticket
for the crazyland express,
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please.
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- We'll have fun, sly.
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Just go with the flow.
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- No. No, no.
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B-b-but, but--
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- let's play time machine
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like we do at home
in our red wagon.
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We'll pretend
to roll back in time
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and get granny's
old reading chair.
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- But how?
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We don't have a red wagon.
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Oh!
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- So, we'll just roll with it.
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I mean, without it.
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- I don't want to roll
with it or without it.
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Everyone's telling me that.
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I don't want to roll, period.
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- A little of this,
a little of that.
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Aye aye, captain sly.
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Punch in
the time travel coordinates.
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- Coordinates?
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Nobody told me
my clothes had to match.
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Whooaaa!
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- Ha ha ha ha ha!
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- Ahhh!
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What about the wall?
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- It's not a wall.
It's a time portal.
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- Hey, it's not like
the time portal at home.
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Aaahh!
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- Mmm, funny thing about time.
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It changes everything.
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- Aaaaahhh!
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- Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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- Aaaaaahhhhh!
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Oh! Ugh!
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- Eh, where you been, doc?
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The brave knight don coyote's
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gotta rescue
the fair lady French vanilla
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from the clutches of...
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The fiery dragon!
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- But, bugs,
you're always the brave knight.
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- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh, what?
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- Uh-oh, the mighty master
is about to meet the dragon.
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- Aaah!
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Whooaaa!
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Aaaahhhh!
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[Boing]
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- Why, master,
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you scared the water
out of that cowardly dragon.
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Good show.
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And you saved
fair lady French vanilla.
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Handsome scoundrel.
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You even melted her heart.
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don coyote, you're truly
the lord of la munchies.
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- Ha ha ha!
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- Aaaahh!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah ah ah!
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Aaaaaahhh!
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- Cabin boy, my telescope.
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Wha...
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Well, stuff me like a guppy
and call me ishmael.
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The white whale's gonna swallow
that poor submarine whole.
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- It's a...
It's a submarine sandwich.
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- Not just a submarine.
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A submarine with a crew
of innocent pepperoncinis.
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Cabin boy, my harpoon.
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- Aye, sir.
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- Whoa, kids, off the waterbed.
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- The white whale
returns for revenge.
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- Daffy!
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- It swished me off of it
with its tail.
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I'm a goner.
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It's up to you, captain sly.
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Save that submarine!
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- What'll I do?
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I'm just a sea spray guy.
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- Well, now you're captain.
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Sink or swim.
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Hero or guppy chow.
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- Make a decision, captain.
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Say hi to the really
hungry sharkies.
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- Oh, what a world!
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Glub, glub!
The inhumanity!
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What a world...
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- What do we do next, captain?
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Be we heroes or guppy chow?
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I love saying guppy chow.
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- We be heroes.
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Cabin boy, hoist the sail!
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Hang on,
brave little submarine!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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Ow!
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You're safe now,
little pepperoncini.
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- Wow, Sylvester,
you really rolled with it.
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- You were right, daff.
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Pretending is more fun
if I don't know
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what's gonna happen.
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- Postmodern chipotle Mayo.
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Now, there's a pattern
your granny'll love.
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And it's cheaper
if you pay cash.
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Ha ha ha!
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- [Groaning]
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Ahhhhh...
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- So, everyone
at termite terrace
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worked together to--
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- granny, wait'll you see
what we picked up for you today.
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- Floyd, dear,
look at the beanbag
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I found on sale
at the market.
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They certainly are comfy.
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- But I just bought--
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- aw, just go
with the flow, Floyd.
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Nothing to lose sleep over.
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- [Sigh]
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[Crash]
Oh!
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- Hmm?
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- Goodnight, granny.
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- Oh, uh, goodnight, dear.
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[Snoring]
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- It's time to get up
and start your day!
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Prepare for adventures
that come your way!
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You may think
that I'm loud and crazy,
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but you can never
call me lazy.
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- [Yawning]
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- What's granny's big idea,
waking us up so early?
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- I bet it's the day
of the big picnic
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she's been talking about.
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- Big picnic?!
- Big picnic?!
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- Yeah, with games
and music and fireworks.
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Not to mention
it's the only day of the year
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we're allowed to eat
anything we want.
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- [Gasping]
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[All laughing]
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- Oh, goodness.
260
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:50,709
Oh ho ho!
261
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,778
And here I thought
I'd have to drag you
out of bed
262
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:56,715
for a trip
to the doctor's office.
263
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,983
- Doctor's office?
264
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,985
- Huh?
265
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:01,853
- Huh?
- Huh?
266
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:05,290
- Kids, you'll be in very
good hands with nurse bower.
267
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,927
I'll be down there
getting my monthly tune-up.
268
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:09,994
I'll come back to pick you up
269
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,964
right after
you get your flu shots.
270
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:13,965
[All moaning]
271
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,134
- Not flu.
- Flu shots?
272
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:20,105
Oh, this day just keeps
getting better and better.
273
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,172
- Aw, granny,
274
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,841
why do we have to get shots?
275
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:26,077
- Shots are only unpleasant
for a little while,
276
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:30,415
but getting sick is much worse.
277
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,218
[Indistinct chatter]
278
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,052
- Shots, hmmph!
279
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,421
If I wanted to get poked
with a sharp object,
280
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,790
I'd pick a fight
with a porcupine.
281
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,025
- Not a big fan
of shots, eh, doc?
282
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,828
- What do I need
a lousy shot for?
283
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:47,198
I've never been sick
a day in my life.
284
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,100
- Me neither.
285
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:49,901
Hmm. Hee hee!
286
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,137
- You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
287
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,505
- Already thunk it.
288
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:56,274
Granny's always
telling us to share, right?
289
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,509
Well, I think it's only fair
290
00:12:57,511 --> 00:13:01,312
we share our shots
with the folks who
really need them.
291
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,182
- So young and yet so generous.
292
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,084
- Ha ha ha!
293
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,952
Ugh! Plastic!
294
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,989
Eh, you guys go ahead
and play for a while.
295
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,825
Daff and I
will get our shots first.
296
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,126
- If you say so.
297
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,896
- No argument here.
298
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,934
[Laughing]
299
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,235
- Aah!
- Aah!
300
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,069
- Hello, there, boys.
301
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:28,840
Have a seat in room 3.
I'll be right there.
302
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:29,374
- Go on, say it.
303
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:33,411
Get it over with, or I'll
never hear the end of it.
304
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,181
- Ehhh, what's up, doc?
305
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,953
Hee hee hee!
306
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,292
It's gotta be our chart.
307
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,860
- [Grunting]
308
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,162
Why do they have to
put everything so high?
309
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,832
Doesn't anyone ever think
about the little people?
310
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,434
- Look. There's something
on the floor.
311
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,135
- What?
312
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,403
- You.
Hee hee hee.
313
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:01,272
- Next time,
warn a guy, will you?
314
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,042
Know what would
come in handy right now?
315
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:04,542
- Eh, what?
316
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,077
- A little thing called reading.
317
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:09,214
- Way ahead of you
on that one.
318
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,048
Eh, excuse me, nurse.
319
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,550
I think this must have
fallen off the door.
320
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,484
- Why, thank you, bugs.
321
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,287
- I'd be happy
to put it back up for you,
322
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,857
but I left my stilts at home.
323
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,326
- Hee hee hee! Aww.
324
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,261
- I don't know about you, daffy,
325
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,463
but I barely felt that flu shot.
326
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,464
- I hear you, bugs.
327
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:30,168
Felt more like
a mosquito bite to me.
328
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:34,606
- Bugs and...Daffy.
329
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,008
- [Laughing]
330
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:42,080
- I can't believe bugs and daffy
wanted their shots first.
331
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,516
They're awfully brave.
332
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,517
Oooh, fish, Lola.
333
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,654
I might be
an eensy-weensy bit scared.
334
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,923
- I might be scared, too.
335
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:52,991
But just a little.
336
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:53,591
- don't worry, guys.
337
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,127
I've had the shot before,
and it's not so bad.
338
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,497
- Yeah, and I bet
it's not so good, either.
339
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,667
- It stings a bit,
but it goes away pretty fast.
340
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,636
And it helps
if you distract yourself--
341
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,271
you know,
think of something else.
342
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,474
Last time I counted
the doctor's wrinkles.
343
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,342
I only got up to 6 1/2.
344
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,611
- That's some
really good counting.
345
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,980
- But the best part about shots:
346
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,582
They keep you from getting sick
347
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,583
and missing fun stuff
348
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,184
like a day of playing
in the snow,
349
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,588
or a trip to the zoo,
or a picnic, or--
350
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,356
- cookie pizza day!
351
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,358
- Or cookie pizza day.
352
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,193
[All laughing]
353
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:33,164
Hey, we should make each
other laugh during our checkups.
354
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,966
That'll be a great distraction.
355
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,302
You know what they say
about laughter:
356
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,369
It's the best medicine.
357
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:43,041
- If it's such good medicine,
what do we need shots for?
358
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,311
[All laughing]
359
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:49,314
- Ready for your checkups?
360
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:55,687
- If by ready you mean
I'm not gonna run screaming
out the nearest exit,
361
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,489
then, yes, I'm ready.
362
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:05,563
[Laughing]
363
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,335
- Ooohhh.
364
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:14,372
- Nurse bower said it was okay
if we touched stuff.
365
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,374
- And she would be right.
366
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,576
We run
a kid-friendly office here,
367
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,577
so have fun, kids.
368
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,112
Remember,
when I give you your shot,
369
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:25,016
it's gonna sting, but the
stinging will be long gone
370
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,551
by the time granny shows up.
371
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,153
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
372
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,288
- And before you get your shot,
373
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,691
feel free to listen
to a song on the headphones,
374
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,559
squeeze somebody's hand,
375
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,495
or count the monkeys
on the ceiling.
376
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,030
- Taz like monkeys.
377
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,567
1 monkey, 2 monkeys,
4 monkey, 6 monkey.
378
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:48,139
1 monkey, 2 monkeys, 8 monkey,
4 monkey, 10 monkey.
379
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,608
- Okay, you're
all done here, taz.
380
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,609
- Huh?
381
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,577
Ha ha ha ha!
382
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,580
- Tweety, you're next.
383
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,784
- Hey!
What's this thing do?!
384
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:00,485
- Ah!
385
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,519
It's a stethoscope.
386
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,288
It's used to listen
to a patient's heartbeat.
387
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,592
And sometimes to blow
your doctor's ears out.
388
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,559
Ha...
389
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,560
[All laughing]
390
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:13,031
- What's a guy gotta do
to have a good time around here?
391
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,234
- Hey, the X-ray room.
392
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,671
- Now, where is that X-ray room?
393
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,506
This place is so big,
394
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:25,676
they should give out maps
at the front door.
395
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:30,748
Where, oh, where, did they
put that blasted X-ray room?
396
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,683
Oh, X-ray room?
397
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,286
[Rattling]
398
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,088
A gurney without a driver?
399
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:41,526
Huh. Modern technology
sure is swell.
400
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,495
Oh, there you are.
401
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:50,301
- Phew! That was a close call.
402
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:54,272
- 62 monkeys, 63, 48.
403
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:54,839
You know what?
404
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,608
I think I'm gonna pass
on this whole shot deal.
405
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:01,345
- There's a sour cherry lollipop
with your name on it
406
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,180
when you're done.
407
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:05,516
And they're sugar-free,
so they're granny approved.
408
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,719
- Whoa! That thing's
bigger than my head.
409
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,487
You know what?
410
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,523
What's one little shot
in the grand scheme of life?
411
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,659
I can do this.
I can be brave.
412
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:18,696
If a scrawny little bird
can do it, so can I.
413
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,732
Uh, no offense, tweety.
414
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,667
- [Slurp]
None taken.
415
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,804
- Go ahead, doc.
Let me have it.
416
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:32,343
- Nurse, hand me one of those
long, shiny tonsil remover--
417
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:32,810
uh, things.
418
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:37,248
- Here--ahem--
here you go, doctor.
419
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:44,255
- Uh, just for the record,
my tonsils are up here.
420
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,823
- Details, details.
421
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,459
Mmm! Much better
than the plastic kind.
422
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:52,530
- I sure hope the kids
didn't have to wait too long.
423
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,531
- Oh, no!
424
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,399
- It's granny!
425
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:57,835
She's on her way
to pick us up.
426
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,605
- Quick, we gotta
get there first.
427
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,274
- But how?!
428
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,246
- Owwwooooo!
429
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,515
[Imitating siren]
430
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,315
Make way, make way!
431
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,619
Emergency brainectomy
coming through!
432
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,722
- Oh, my!
433
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:24,228
Ooh, now,
which way was I going?
434
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,897
Oh, yes, this way.
435
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,432
- [Whistling]
436
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,302
- Granny...
437
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,605
- Look what I got, granny!
438
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,507
Hey, the doctor was right.
439
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,277
My arm doesn't sting anymore.
440
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,411
- Mine doesn't, either.
441
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,813
- Mine kind of feels
like the day after daffy
442
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,616
dropped that package
of frozen waffles on me.
443
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,352
- How many times
do I have to tell you?
444
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,420
That was an accident.
445
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,889
- We had
a great time today, granny.
446
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,658
When can we come back again?
447
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,827
- Oh, not until next year,
I'm afraid.
448
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,932
And, uh, by the way,
you have excellent taste
449
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,867
in bandages.
450
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,869
- Taz like balloons.
451
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,337
[All laughing]
452
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:11,242
- Bugs, daffy,
why don't you have bandages?
453
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,812
- Uh, well, uh,
I didn't like the selection.
454
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,981
- And what about your lollipops?
455
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:22,353
- That's all I need--
another trip to the dentist.
456
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:27,325
- Nice workin' with you, bugs.
457
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:27,992
- Same to you, daff.
458
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,328
We'll have to do it
again sometime.
459
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,429
I must say, we make...
460
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,764
- A pretty good team.
- A pretty good team.
461
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:37,902
- I'm the appendix.
I don't do anything.
462
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,575
[Snoring]
463
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:46,477
[Alarm clock buzzing]
464
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,679
- Time to get up
and start your--
465
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,349
- it's picnic day!
466
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:56,821
[All talking at once]
467
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,656
- Ooooh, head rush.
468
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,392
- Uhh! Whoever's
spinning the room,
469
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:01,892
make it stop.
470
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:07,265
- Are you ready for the biggest
and best picnic in history?
471
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,699
[Excited chatter]
472
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:12,536
- [Coughing]
Sounds great, granny.
473
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,571
- Oh, yeah.
474
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,841
- If I didn't know better,
which I do,
475
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,976
I'd say you boys have the flu.
476
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:23,381
- I guess, uh, sometimes
these flu shots don't take.
477
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,815
Eh, ha ha!
478
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:25,916
- Ha ha ha!
479
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,986
Yeah. What a ripoff.
480
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:33,557
- Ohhh.
481
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,026
- Ohhh.
482
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,461
[Fireworks whistling, exploding]
483
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,731
- This is the best day
I never had.
484
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:41,966
- Ohh.
- Ohh.
485
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,602
- I can't believe
we didn't get the flu shots.
486
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,370
That was the dumbest idea
you ever had.
487
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:52,343
- My idea? You're the one who
said you've never been sick a
day in your life.
488
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,511
- Since when
do you listen to me?
489
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:57,515
Haven't you ever heard
of getting a second opinion?
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