All language subtitles for Baby Looney Tunes (2005) - S02E01 - These Little Piggies Went To Market - Now Museum, Now You Dont_track3_[eng]

¶ Hey there everybody
it's a looney-ful day ¶

¶ to have a little fun
the baby looney tunes way ¶

¶ there's lots to do
at granny's house ¶

¶ games to play
and balls to bounce ¶

¶ so jump and slide
and holler...Hooray ¶

¶ Sylvester bugs and daffy ¶

¶ taz and Lola too ¶

¶ tweety's such a sweetie ¶

¶ now all we need is you ¶

¶ hey there everybody
it's a looney-ful day ¶

¶ to play
the baby looney tunes way ¶¶

[birds chirping]

(Granny)
Oh, isn't this exciting?

Your very first trip to help
with the grocery shopping.

He he he.
I-is everyone ready?

We've been ready
since the day before

the day before yesterday,
granny.

Are you ready, Floyd dear?

Oh, yes.

Everything I need to know
is in my guide to kids.

"Chapter 23: A trip
to the modern supermarket."

With complete rules
of proper behavior.

In we go, children.

Have a good time, Lola dear.

No snacks before lunch,
taz darling.

You be big helpers,
daffy and tweety.

And you too,
Sylvester sweetheart.

Alright, everybody,
buckle up.

Here's the list. You call
if you have any problems.

There's not a thing
to worry about, granny.

What could possibly go wrong
in a modern supermarket?

Oh, I couldn't possibly imagine,
Floyd dear.

Bugs, could I have a word
with you?

Yes, granny?

I want you to be Floyd's
extra special helper today.

Make sure the others
do just as he says.

Aw, shucks. You know you can
always count on me, granny.

I know dear.

'You help them remember
that sometimes'

we can't have everything
we want just when we want it.

But sometimes the best things
come when we wait.

Uh, yeah, uh, sure.
That's right, granny.

[Instrumental music]

(Floyd)
Okay, everyone line up now.
Nicely, neatly..

That's it.

(Tweety)
Oh, what a beautiful morning

and we're off
to somewhere reawwy special.

The supermarket.

Sufferin' summer squash!

[All gasping]

Taz like.
Ooh, wowie, ooh..

It's tremendous, it's too
awesome, it's-it's gigant-agus!

And awful big too.

Oh, dear.

Everybody wait right here
while I get a cart

and don't do anything.

You hear that?

You guys gotta do
just exactly what Floyd says.

Of course we will.

We already know that, bugs.

I know you know. I just
wanna be sure you know you know.

You know?

Please don't touch that.

[Gasps]
Sylvester!

He said don't touch that.
Not that.

Crash

do it again. Do it again.
Do it again.

No..

According to the book,
food is delivered to the store

from around the world,
around the clock.

Fwoyd, can I wide
in the seat, pwease?

'Pwease?'

sure you can, tweety.

Today, we'll be buying something

from all the major
food groups

dairy, meat,
vegetables, fruits..

Psst, you guys.
Over here.

We got ourselves
a serious PR-PR-PR..

...problem.

You can say that again.

Eh, uh, what're you fellas
talkin' about?

Floyd doesn't know
the first thing about shopping.

Just look. If he only gets
that stuff, we'll starve.

Granny said we're supposed to
help with the shopping, right?

Right.

So that's exactly
what we'll do.

We'll do the shopping
for him. Come on.

Hold on. Wait.
Come back.

Oh, I gotta get those guys
back before Floyd finds out.

Granny's countin' on me.

Hey, daffy!

Egads!
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo!

Well, we've gotta have this.

And this.
Ooh, and some of this..

Everyone knows candy
is a major food group.

Oh, now, come on, daffy.

One side, bugs.
I got shoppin' to do.

(Lola)
'Wow! This is so sweet.'

merry kerry
Berry Berry swirls.

Oh, oh, oh..

Double chip chocolate chip.
My all-time favorite.

Whoosh

[laughing]

Eh, Lola, you gotta
put that back.

Hello? It's ice-cream, bugs.
It comes from cows.

Very healthy stuff.

You know, Floyd would want
us to have it.

(Taz)
'Taz want ride.'

'ah! Taz want ride.'

on the count of three, taz.

One..

Whizz

- ah!
- Ah!

[Gasping]

Screech

- huh?
- Hello.

- Phew.
- Ah ha ha ha.

- Come on, taz.
- Oh, no.

Oh!

(Taz)
'Taz sorry.'

oh, no.

What do you two
think you're doin'?

What does it look like?
We're helping Floyd.

Go, taz, go.

Zoom

taz!

Crash

now, let's see.

'One head of lettuce
two cabbage, five..'

say, where'd those
other kids go?

They're being awpully
quiet down there.

Okay, that's all
we'll need here.

Everyone ready to move on?

I am.

[Gasps]
They're gone!

Where'd they go?
They were here a minute ago.

What got into those guys?

Why can't they be like me?

You don't see me
goin' crazy over..

(Puff 'n pops)
'Bugs..'

'bugs..'

oh, no. My all-time most
favorite, glow in the dark

explode in your mouth, prize
in every box of puff 'n pops.

Take me home, bugs.

- 'Bugs..'
- No, I can't.

- 'Take me home.'
- Can't do it.

- 'Take me home.'
- I, I, I..

I must have puff 'n pops!

- Bugs?
- Sylvester.

- Daffy..
- Wowa!

Taz, where are you?

Huwwy, huwwy--

crash

(store employee #1)
'Oh, no!'

ooh, what's that?

I don't know
but I'm gonna find out.

[Laughing]

Lola..

Floyd.

Faster, taz old boy.
We don't have much time.

Lola!

Ooh! Ow!

(Tweety)
Wowa!

(Floyd)
'Lola, come here.'

ah! I gotta get
my shopping done.

Ah!

- One down.
- 'Ooh, wowie!'

crash

(Floyd)
Excuse me.
Sorry. Pardon me.

Swish swish

almost had it.

Huh, there's gotta be some way
to get up there.

And I know
just how to do it.

Ha ha, this is great.

Hey, let go!

(Daffy)
Huh..

Two down, three to go.

Zoom

(daffy)
Whoa! Whoa!

Got you...And you.

Now to find bugs.

[Rattling]

Crash

huh..

Oh, no.

'No! No!'

uh..

- Ah!
- Bu-u-u-gs!

Eh he he.

Crash thud

(male announcer)
'Clean up in aisle 2, aisle 3,
aisle 5 and 10 through 12.'

don't suppose I can get
an eensy-weensy-teensy

'little candy bar, do you?'

no, daffy.
Rule number one.

Kids who misbehave
in the store

do not get treats
no matter what.

Now, where does it say that?

It doesn't.
It's my rule.

Not this time.

Oh..

- 'Oh, we're very very sorry.'
- 'Real, real, real sorry.'

[indistinct chatter]

We're all really sorry
and most of all, me, granny.

I was supposed to be
an extra special helper.

And I wasn't.

'And I'm sorry.'

but it isn't me
you should tell, is it?

Floyd, we're really,
truly very sorry.

Each and every
last one of us.

Ahem..

Oh yeah, except tweety.

We forgot sometimes you can't
have everything you want

just when you want it.

Oh, Floyd..

Can you ever forgive us?

I'll have to check the book.

But I think I can.

[Cheering]

(Taz)
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

(Lola)
'Thanks very-very much, Floyd.'

oh, now that that's settled,
let's settle down for lunch.

Swish

eh, uh, say,
where'd this stuff come from?

Well, I made it from
all the delicious things

you and Floyd
bought at the store.

I didn't know
all that made this.

Why didn't you
tell us before?

Because sometimes, the best
things come when we wait.

Now what are we waiting for?

Let's eat.

[Indistinct chatter]

[Theme music]

[Granny laughing]

(Granny)
Bye bye. Be good now.

- 'Bye, granny.'
- 'Bye, granny.'

vroom

where are we
going today, Floyd?

A video arcade?

The park playground?

Laundromat!

(All)
Hmm..

Yeah, taz like
spinning clothes.

Zoom

no, we're going
to the art museum.

Who is this guy art?
And why does he have a museum?

It's not art's museum,
it's an art museum.

- So, will there be video games?
- Or swimming?

(Floyd)
'No, an art museum is where you
got to look at art like statues'

or the drawings
in tweety's picture book.

I'll be your docent.

You will?
That's great.

What's a docent?

Docent--

do..

...cent.

[Laughing]

Taz means well.
What is a docent?

A docent is what
you call a museum guide

who teaches you
about the art.

I'll bet that I can get you
as excited about art as I am.

Eh, I kinda doubt it, doc.

(Daffy)
'Yeah, nobody can be
as excited as you.'

(Floyd)
'Here we are.'

any questions so far?

Zoom

yes. When's lunch?

Zoom

taz..

Zoom

huh?

(Floyd)
'This is one of my favorites.'

it's rodan's, the tinker.

Some guy made this
big thing outta Clay?

That's right, bugs. Then he cast
it in a metal called bronze.

When does it start to move?

Wha-what do you mean?

You know, like at Disneyland
or bucky reef.

The statues come to life
and put on a show.

The statues in a museum
don't put on shows.

They're meant to be looked at
and appreciated.

When you look at--

boring!

I'll be sittin'
over here

when you're ready
to blow this dump.

[Gasps]

Hey!

Say, what's the big idea?

You can't sit in that chair.

Why? Is it broken?

No, it's an exhibit.

(Floyd)
'That chair is an original
from the palace'

'of Louis xiv of France.'

wow!

He was the fourteenth person
to own this chair?

'It must be
reawwy reawwy owd.'

Louis xiv was the king of France
a long time ago.

Which does make
this chair very old.

'And, and, and beautiful.'

whoa! This lady
needs to see the dentist.

Why do you say that?

Because it looks like
it hurts her to smile.

She's called the lonely Lisa and
the artist Leonardo da pinci

painted her that way.

What kind of a place is this?

You have statues that don't
talk, chairs you can't sit on

and a lady with a toothache.

Well, if it won't get
anyone's diapers in a bind

I'm just gonna wait here
until we're ready to leave.

You're missing out, daffy.

When you look at a piece of art,
it should speak to you.

Well, make up your mind.

You just told me
it doesn't talk.

Not in words but you should feel
something when you look at art.

For instance, what do you feel
when you look at this painting?

An artist did that?

I'm just a little kid and I
could've painted that.

Ah, but the point
is you didn't.

What does
everybody else think?

There's your answer, big mister.
They're off playin' somewhere.

Now, if you don't mind..

[Yawning]

...I'm gonna take a nap.

Huh, why can't I
get through to them?

[Instrumental music]

[Flute music]

[Ballet music]

[Instrumental music]

[Rock 'n roll music]

Hey, Floyd, we're tired
and ready to go home now.

Fine, I'll just take you all
home and go to school

so I can figure out
where I went wrong.

I guess I haven't learnt
anything about bein' a teacher.

[Yawning]
Could we go
to the video arcade now?

(Floyd)
Huh..

(Bugs)
'Hey, guys, let's play museum.
I'll be the docent.'

and now, if you will all
come this way

we'll look
at the living room display.

Over here, we have--

hey, what's goin' on?
And how come I wasn't invited?

I'm giving tours
as the docent.

That's a guide.
For granny's museum.

And, uh, we know how much
you don't like museums.

He's fooling you.
This isn't a museum.

It's the same granny's house
she's always had.

Whatever you say.

Now, over here--

oh, for Pete's sake!
This is just a chair.

See? I'm sittin' in it.

If it was art
I couldn't sit in it, right?

Wrong. Let me tell you
about this chair.

Way before granny had it..

(Bugs narrating)
The story begins in the court
of king tazzie the ate.

Taz not 8 yet.

Not eight like eight years old.
Ate like in after I eat, I ate.

Oh, okay.

King tazzie the ate
loved to eat

but he was too short
to reach the table.

[Crying]

Taz hungry.

So the royal thinkers
came to try and figure out

how to get king tazzie
his dinner

before he got much thinner
and disappeared.

When I say go,
we'll pull on the rope

which will lift king tazzie
up to the table.

(Tazzie)
'Oh, taz ready to eat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.'

ready, set, go!

[Grunting]

Oh...Oh...Oh..

Thud

whoa-a-a..

Thud

oh, I never knew
eating was so dangerous.

I despise loud noises.

Boom

whoosh

thump

pfft..

[Wailing]

King hungry.

Poor king tazzie.

If we can't get him up
to the table, he'll go poof.

And so will our jobs.

I think I have a plan
that will save us all.

Help me with this chair.

[Sawing]

Taz no want to eat chair.

[Crying]

don't worry, your kingship.
This will work.

I hope.

The royal thinkers
worked all through the night.

And the next day..

[Crying]
Taz hungry.

We present the tall chair.

High.

Oh, you're right.

The high chair.

(Taz)
'Yes!'

[instrumental music]

Taz likey. Taz likey.

And so king tazzie the ate
finally, uh, ate.

Burp

snap

over the years, the long legs
of the chairs got worn away.

And today, that chair is right
here in granny's living room.

Or as I like to call it,
granny's museum.

That was a vewy gweat stowy,
Mr. docent.

Well, it was okay. But, uh,
what else is in this room?

What about this hat?
I always kinda liked this hat.

You know, it's funny
you should pick this.

Because that's the next story
I was about to tell you.

(Bugs narrating)
It takes place in the workshop
of Leonardo da daffy.

Hey, I like
this story already.

Leonardo was an inventor.

Uh, say, Mr. da daffy,
what's that you're workin' on?

It's a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.

Wanna try it?

You didn't really invent that,
did you?

I thought you invented
the helicopter.

I did.
But I'm afraid of heights.

At least peanut butter and jelly
doesn't leave the ground.

[Knock on door]

Ah, that's probably
lonely Lola Lisa.

The model I'm going to paint
for my next masterpiece.

Hi, lonely Lola,
go sit over there by the easel

and see if you can
work up a smile.

Huh, I'll try.

Oh, come on.
You can do better than that.

Mmm..

Cootchie-cootchie coo.

Hmm..

Mmm..

Alright then..

Waah!

[Ululating]

Mmm..

Okay, sister, you're forcing me
to bring out the a-material.

[Cracking knuckles]

Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!

Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!

[Panting]

I don't hear any laughing.

I give up.

There's nothin' I can do
to make you laugh.

Swish

thud

that's amusing.

Oh, I'll take what I can get.

And that's how
Leonardo da daffy

painted his masterpiece,
the lonely Lisa.

And this is the very hat he wore
when he painted the picture.

- Oh..
- Ooh..

(Daffy)
Art is fun when you know
the stories behind it.

[Laughing]

(All)
Floyd.

Oh, what's this all about?

Thanks for taking us
to the art museum this morning.

Yeah, Floyd, thanks.

You too, daffy?

I thought you were bored
at the museum.

Yeah, I was.
But then bugs made me see

what you were tryin' to do
and now I wanna see more.

Uh, I can schedule
another trip in two weeks.

Why wait? We don't
have to go anywhere.

There's always
the kitchen.

Now, pay close attention to..

...granny's old mixing spoon.

- 'Oh..'
- 'Hmm..'

[theme music]

[Music continues]