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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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[Miss Smith] Parenting,caring for and raising children
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is the most important
and most vital part of human society.
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And, it is the most difficult
part of human society.
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So, for Parent Appreciation Week,
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you are all going to experience
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what it is like to care for a child.
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[shouting]
Children need to feel safe!
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Feel cared for
and above all… loved!
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Is that clear?
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So that is what I expect
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from each and everyone one of you.
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Meet the world's
most advanced infant simulator.
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[joyful babbles]
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Some of you may get
a happy baby.
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Some of you may get
a fussy baby.
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But it's your job to look after it!
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Regardless!
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Now, I'm going to pair you up
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and you and your partner
will work together
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to take care of the baby.
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Hmmm, let's see…
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Please not Brittany.
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Oh, please not Alvin.
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Alvin and Brittany, you're a pair.
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-[Alvin] What?
-[Brittany] Why?
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No! Miss Smith, of all--
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Quiet!
Listen up!
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These dolls are very expensive
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so make sure you bring
them back in one piece!
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They're due on Friday morning.
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Until then… happy parenting.
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[Alvin] Okay, okay, guys, look,
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this is going to be a piece of cake!
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If it whines, you put
a bottle in its mouth.
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If it's wet, get somebody
to change it. Bam! Parenting.
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I think there's a little more
to it than that, Alvin.
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Taking care of a baby
is really hard work.
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Dave, building the Pyramids
was hard work.
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This is watching a rubber doll
with a computer in its back.
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I think I got this.
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Did you guys name
your baby yet?
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We're calling ours Salvadore.
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And this little sweetie
is named Galaxina.
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You know, for like the galaxies.
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-[Brittany] Ew.
-[Alvin] Nerd alert!
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Oh yeah?
Well, if you guys are so cool,
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what did you name your baby?
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Slammer!
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Uh, what? No!
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Its name is Cuddle Bug!
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Cuddle Bug?
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Just put a "Kick Me" sticker
on its back!
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[Simon] Okay, I'm out of here.
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[Eleanor] Yeah, okay, bye.
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[Theodore] Bye.
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Seriously, Alvin,
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you think Slammer is
an appropriate name for a baby?
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Brittany, we can't even agree on a name.
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How are we going
to parent a doll?
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You're right. It's silly
for both of us to watch Cuddle Bug.
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Why don't you take him
for the next hours?
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And then I'll take him.
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You are on!
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[crying]
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Oh, if it isn't mother of the year.
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You were supposed to be here at 4:00!
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It's 4:01. Take a chill pill.
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Well, I don't need to, Brittany,
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because it's your turn now!
Catch!
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[gasp]
Well, will you look at that?
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Cuddle Bug just doesn't like you.
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I don't blame you
one "widdle" bit. Bye-bye.
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Okay, so, Cuddle Bug,
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I have a dance
that I'm going to tomorrow and…
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[crying]
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[crying]
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[crying]
I can't take it anymore!
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[doorbell]
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Hi, hi, Miss Croner.
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Uh, I was wondering
if you could watch Cuddle Bug
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for a few hours?
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In exchange for me
taking care of your cats
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for a week, or for a month,
or, or longer?
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-Well, I'm not--
-Okay, bye! Thanks.
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[babbles]
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[Eleanor] Hi!
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Galaxina, Galaxina?
Would you like more? More?
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Oh, Simon?
Was that sign language?
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Yes, Dave.
And she's picking it up very quickly.
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Yeah, and we're also teaching her some,
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you know, basic geometry.
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Nothing crazy.
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Eleanor, did you make your baby's outfit?
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Yeah, I did!
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I made a few outfits,
and Theodore took some pictures.
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-Oh, want to see them?
-[all] No!
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Alvin, Brittany,
how about your baby?
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Is it as easy as you thought?
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-[Alvin] Pretty much.
-[Jeanette] Uh, where is he now?
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-[Alvin] Brittany?
-Oh, uh, yeah, he, um…
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He's in his playpen,
playing with his blocks.
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Because he's, uh,
he's very independent.
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-Wow!
-Brit, between us, where is he?
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What did you do?
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I loved him, Alvin.
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And I gave him the confidence
that he needed
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to amuse himself for a few hours.
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Is that so hard to believe?
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-[doorbell]
-I'll get it!
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-[Miss Croner] Ah!
-[pain grunt]
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[baby crying]
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[forced laugh]
Oh my gosh, how smart is he?
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He-- he went to visit Miss Croner.
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[baby crying]
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Okay, see, Cuddle Bug, see in there?
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All the other parents
get to relax and watch TV
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because their babies are sleeping!
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But we have to stand outside
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because you are making too much noise!
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Oh! Wait a minute, Alvin.
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Miss Smith said there are
happy babies and fussy babies!
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We got a bad baby!
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Yeah, a bad baby!
So, what if we…
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-Swap babies!
-Exactly.
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[screams]
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-[crying through the monitor]
-Jeanette! Galaxina is crying!
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-[Alvin] Shhh. Shhh.
-[Brittany] Where's her binky?
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[footsteps]
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[gasp]
Brittany, get out!
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[crying]
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-That's Cuddle Bug.
-No. No. I don't think so…
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Brittany! Brittany!
Bring back our baby!
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Oh. Oh, uh…
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-This baby?
-Uh huh.
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I, I just wanted
to spend some time with--
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No!
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[screams and cries]
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Simon, please! Please!
You guys are such natural parents.
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You're so good with kids!
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And besides, you're related,
you're Slammer's Uncle!
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Look, see? He's almost--
he's like, leaning toward you.
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Come on! The poor little kid.
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You wouldn't say no to him?
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Alvin, we're already
exhausted with Galaxina!
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I'm not taking care of your baby!
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Hey!
What are you doing?
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Simon, I'm a very desperate
father here, okay?
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So I'm messing with his control panel
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just trying to shut him up
any way I can!
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Brittany, come on!
You're its mother! Say something!
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Yeah, you're right.
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Alvin! Pull the blue wire!
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I-- I wouldn't do that.
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[struggling]
Okay, come on!
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Alvin, Alvin, this is a mistake, you--
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[baby shutting down]
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[Brittany] Yes! You did it!
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[yawn]
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Oh, glorious silence!
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[yawn]
Good night.
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[snoring]
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[robotic babbles]
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[suspenseful music]
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[loud fall]
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[yell]
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-[robotic babbles]
-[Alvin] Hey!
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[raccoons chittering]
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Don't worry, Slammer,
papa's coming for you!
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[broken mechanical babbles]
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Simon, Simon, can you fix it?
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I surely won't have it done
in time for school tomorrow.
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[gasp]
I have an idea.
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♪ Chu ah chu ah ♪
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♪ Chu ah chu ah ah ah ♪
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♪ You are mine ♪
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♪ And you'll be till the end of time ♪
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♪ There's a love that's so genuine ♪
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♪ I'll never let you go oh oh ♪
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♪ In my heart ♪
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♪ There's a place for you ♪
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♪ When we're apart ♪
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♪ No one else will do ♪
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♪ It's in the cards ♪
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♪ So I thoughtyou should know oh oh ♪
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♪ That I'll always be here ♪
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♪ To hold you near ♪
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♪ You're my darling ♪
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♪ You're my sweet as sugar pie ♪
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♪ You own my heart ♪
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♪ and everything elsethat's mine too ♪
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♪ Don't depart 'causeI don't even know what I'd do ♪
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♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
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[Alvin] Simon, tell me you were able
to save little Slammer!
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Hey, Cuddle Bug looks great!
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You know how sick
that names makes me, right?
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I do.
So Simon, what's the diagnosis?
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Well, you know, he's not perfect.
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And you can't get him wet
no matter what!
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Today, we're going to learn
how to properly bathe a baby!
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[Brittany] Um, uh, Miss Smith,
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uh, we washed our little bundle
of joy just this morning.
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Yes, yes, so, you know,
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he doesn't really need
another bath.
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Wash the kid or fail the class.
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[moaning]
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[electricity crackling]
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Okay, alright, Slammer,
that's enough now.
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I know, I know.
You don't like to get wet,
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but Miss Smith was very insistent.
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[mechanical noises]
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[suspenseful music]
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Okay, uh, your baby
is totally freaking out.
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[robotic babbles]
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Oh, well, hello there, little--
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Whoa! Uh!
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[gasp]
Whoa, Slammer!
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That-- that is not cool!
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[robotic growl]
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[Derek laughs]
He thinks he's a tough guy!
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[yells]
He's on me! Get him off!
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[robotic grunts]
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Calm down!
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[Cheesy] Step aside, ladies, I got this.
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Ow, ow, he's in my hair!
Ow! Stop! Stop! Get him off!
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He's in my hair!
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[terrified yells]
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Get him away from me!
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[heroic music]
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[Brittany] You want to do this?
Let's do this!
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[robotic growls]
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I got it! I got it!
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[baby shutting down]
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[relieved sigh]
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[Miss Smith]
Okay, so as you can see,
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parenting is not an exact science.
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Wait! Looks like this doll
had its wires crossed.
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That's what we should have done.
This was exhausting!
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Alvin! Did you mess with the wires?
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Yes, yes, but this was
a fussy baby, Miss Smith!
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We got a bad baby!
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Brittany, did you know about this?
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Well… Well yes.
But we'll pay for the damage.
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Oh, I know! This is not
coming out of my salary!
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Give me the doll.
Give me the doll, Alvin!
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No! No! Only if you promise
we never have to do this again!
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Promise me!
255
00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,840
No. I'm not going to promise.
256
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,280
-Now, give me the doll!
-No!
257
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,280
[Miss Smith] Alvin!
258
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,720
[out of breath]
259
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,200
Get them, Seville!
260
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,800
Come on!
261
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,360
[out of breath]
262
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,560
See that net over there?
That's called the goal.
263
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,480
The whole idea is to kick
the ball into the net.
264
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,960
Giving it to the other team
265
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,000
may seem a polite thing to do…
266
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,240
But it's not!
267
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,520
Sorry, coach. I don't know
what's wrong with me today.
268
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,360
I-- I had one
of those protein bars earlier,
269
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,200
er… but I don't think
it's agreeing with me.
270
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,000
Come on, protein bars?
Is that what we're calling
271
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,080
candy bars today?
That's hila--
272
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,120
That's probably what it was.
273
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,520
It was the protein bar,
now that I'm thinking about it.
274
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,720
Alvin, your conditioning and nutrition
275
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,560
have gotten way out of hand.
276
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,600
It's starting to affect your play.
277
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,240
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
278
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,800
Good. The school's making
an effort to culturalize you guys.
279
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,320
Yes, Simon, I'm aware that's not a word.
280
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,360
Anyway, this afternoon,
the whole team will be watching
281
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,400
a run through
of Miss Emma's ballet class,
282
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,280
as they perform Swan Lake.
283
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,960
-[groans]
-What?
284
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,320
You will be there
285
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,680
and you will behave like gentlemen!
286
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,000
I can't believe we're here.
This is the dumbest thing!
287
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,200
You can't force culture
on a bunch of soccer players!
288
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,280
You know, we're bruisers, we're warriors,
289
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,200
we're used to being outside,
290
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,080
sweating on the soccer field!
291
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,400
But we don't sweat enough
to shower, no?
292
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,240
Would you know that
I haven't showered for a week?
293
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,640
Yeah, we know.
294
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,520
Thank you all for being here
295
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,440
for the run through performance
of Swan Lake.
296
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,080
Like we had a choice.
297
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,400
It's good to see the soccer team here.
298
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:49,360
I'm sure you'll appreciate
the difficulty and athleticism
299
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,040
needed to perform a ballet such as this.
300
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,200
Oh, please!
301
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,320
Alvin, do you have
something to say?
302
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,520
Who? No. Me?
Oh, no, no.
303
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,320
I've had envelopes that are harder
to open than what they do.
304
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,680
[Theodore laughs]
305
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:07,080
Oh, whoa! It-- it almost
came out of my nose!
306
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,120
Okay, are you boys finished?
307
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,280
Then, let's get started, shall we?
308
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,760
[music from Swan Lake ]
309
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,720
Seriously? You think this is hard?
310
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,960
Come on, it's…
311
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,920
You just flap your arms around,
like a little swan!
312
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,320
Anyone can do ballet!
313
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,160
-[pain grunt]
-[laughs]
314
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,040
Okay, okay, I meant to do that.
315
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,760
You know, that's a dying swan.
316
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,680
Okay, that's it!
You think this is easy, Alvin?
317
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,160
You don't have a clue about ballet!
318
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,920
Oh, oh, I don't have a clue.
319
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,920
Well, what do you call this?
320
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,000
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!
321
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,960
Uh-oh. Theodore!
Swallow, swallow!
322
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,640
I'd like to see you last one day,
323
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,640
one day in ballet class!
324
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:57,480
Oh, Brittany, please.
So, I can learn how to do this?
325
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,400
-Oh!
-[laughs]
326
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,640
[spit]
327
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,840
Theodore!
328
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:06,560
You! You! And you!
Get up here right now!
329
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,400
Hello? Does anyone care if I'm okay?
330
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,880
Alvin, are you okay?
Oh, that must have hurt.
331
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,960
No, thanks, thanks, no, I'm fine.
332
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,360
[coach] Miss Emma,
on behalf of the entire soccer team,
333
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,400
I would like to apologize
for the blatant disrespect
334
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:24,760
these boys displayed
during your performance this afternoon.
335
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,520
They certainly know better.
336
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,440
Boys, do you have something
you'd like to say?
337
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,720
Right about now?
338
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,240
Ah, we're-- we're so sorry,
Miss Emma.
339
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,680
Come on coach,
you know, we're athletes.
340
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,520
This is nothing like what we do.
341
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,520
Alvin!
342
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:43,120
[Brittany] Uh, Alvin, you really believe
you can learn how to do this?
343
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,360
Of course I can, Brittany.
And you know why? It's easy!
344
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,520
[Miss Emma] Wait a minute, everyone.
345
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,560
I think I may have an idea.
346
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,760
You know, coach, ballet's being
used in professional sports
347
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,160
more and more these days.
348
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,200
I do not like where this is going.
349
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,200
They use it to lengthen
and build muscle,
350
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,520
prevent injury,
increase balance and flexibility
351
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,960
and even increase endurance.
352
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,200
Hum…
353
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,360
Coach! Coach!
Don't listen to her!
354
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,720
I love this idea!
355
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,040
You boys will take Miss Emma's
ballet class starting tomorrow
356
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,800
for the next two weeks!
357
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,800
Oh, guys. I, I was kidding, okay?
358
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,560
It is hard! No, it's amazing!
359
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,840
It's-- it's beyond what we can do!
360
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,880
Oh! You mean,
we get to learn how to do ballet?
361
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,800
Do not be late!
362
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,360
Do not disrespect!
363
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,160
And do your very best!
364
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:36,200
Or so help me, you will have
the wrath of Coach Dopkins
365
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,240
rain down on your heads!
366
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,880
Do I make myself clear?
367
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,680
Yes.
368
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,240
-[laughs]
-Hello, okay?
369
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,760
There's nothing for you to see here.
370
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,480
Theodore?
What are you doing?
371
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,120
We don't have to wear that!
372
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,120
Do we?
Eleanor, do we have to wear that?
373
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,320
[giggle]
No, you don't,
374
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,240
but it looks pretty awesome
on you, Theodore.
375
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,960
Thank goodness.
Theodore, get that thing off.
376
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,960
Get, uh, come on, get it off!
377
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,480
Seriously, get it off.
378
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,240
But… Eleanor said it looked awesome.
379
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,520
Theodore, please!
380
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,080
Yeah, okay.
381
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,600
[Miss Emma] Good afternoon.
It looks like we have an audience today.
382
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,840
Let's get right to it.
383
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,640
First position.
384
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,760
Feet out… Ah! There you go.
385
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:25,040
And hips back, chin up… Almost…
386
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,760
Shoulders back…
Chin up… Chest out…
387
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,920
Ow. That, no! Nope!
388
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,320
Okay, you know, no,
my back does not bend that way.
389
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,160
Ow! No, it doesn't!
No, nope! Aw! No!
390
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,440
Now, holding on to the barre,
391
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,160
gently drop your hips
into a grand plié.
392
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,160
Not that!
I don't even like an ordinary plié!
393
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,840
You don't even know what that is.
394
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,480
I know enough and I hate it!
395
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,920
Pliés build your quadriceps muscles.
396
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,160
They go like this.
397
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,600
Remember, keep your back straight,
hips aligned…
398
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,120
Ugh, okay, sure.
Here-- here we go.
399
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,720
That's surprising.
400
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,240
Maybe Alvin doesn't have any leg muscles.
401
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,720
Oh, that's so hilarious.
[forced laugh]
402
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,319
Brit, get here and help me.
403
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,400
[laughs]
404
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,839
[struggle grunt]
405
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,280
[struggle grunt]
406
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,839
Okay, open… your… hips!
407
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,880
No! No.
408
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,960
Open 'em up.
409
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,560
-[struggle grunt]
-Open!
410
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,560
No. No.
I like my hips closed.
411
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:29,480
[struggle grunt]
412
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,320
Alvin, what are you doing?
You're gonna be late!
413
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,720
[moan]
I can't move.
414
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,520
I-- I-- I have pain in places
I didn't know I had.
415
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,520
You have soccer practice today.
416
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,720
Soccer? I don't even think I can walk!
417
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,400
Hey… Wait, wait a minute.
How come you guys aren't sore?
418
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,720
Well, perhaps it has something to do
419
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,480
with my morning yoga routine.
420
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,280
[peaceful music]
421
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,520
Yeah. And I have
my own stretching routine too.
422
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,120
Ugh! Get that cookie…
423
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,120
What am I gonna do?
424
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,920
I've got an idea.
I'll be right back.
425
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,200
Dave puts this on when he gets
stiff after playing tennis.
426
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,120
That smells terrible!
427
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,200
I don't care what it smells like.
I'm in pain here!
428
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,080
Put it on, Simon!
Just put it on!
429
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:25,000
Oh, that, that's great.
Oh, that's so, so…
430
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,040
Hot! Hot! That is really hot!
431
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,240
Hmmm… Spicy hot or hot hot?
432
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,560
Just hot, Theodore!
Okay? Hot!
433
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,680
Hold still!
434
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,240
No! No, get away from me
with that stuff!
435
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,840
Alvin, I only did one leg.
You'll be lopsided.
436
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,400
I don't care.
I don't ca-- It's burning!
437
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,920
[school bell ringing]
438
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,280
[pain grunts]
439
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,080
-What's the matter with you, Alvin?
-Nothing.
440
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,360
Ew. You stink so bad.
441
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,880
Oh yeah? Well… you…
you are… your, um…
442
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,480
Way to tell her off, Alvin.
443
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,600
Oh, fine, just kick me while I'm down.
444
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,640
I'm dealing with a lot here, okay?
445
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,080
Hmmm… It could be that ballet
446
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,640
might be a little too intense for Alvin.
447
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,040
Huh? Are you kid--
Ballet? Too intense for me?
448
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,040
Oh, come on! My body
is a finely tuned instrument.
449
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,520
I mean, if I can handle
a grueling season of soccer,
450
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,920
up and down the field,
up and down the field,
451
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,320
I can certainly handle… ballet.
452
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,000
Now, if you'll excuse me.
453
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,560
Simon? Theodore?
454
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,200
And, and just so you know,
455
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,280
all the elite athletes
go up the stairs
456
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,320
like this these days.
It's called team work!
457
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,520
Good job, Theodore.
Nice, nice, Simon.
458
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,600
♪ You wanna know ♪
459
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,800
♪ What I'm feeling? ♪
460
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,840
♪ You wanna know ♪
461
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,440
♪ No oh oh ♪
462
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,360
♪ I don't need to proveto you I'm brave ♪
463
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,920
♪ Or fall upon my swordeach everyday ♪
464
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,480
♪ The consequenceof climbing a mountain ♪
465
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,840
♪ Is finding your own way ♪
466
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,040
♪ The consequenceof pushing the limits ♪
467
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,040
♪ You don't get to play it safe ♪
468
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:10,360
♪ I'm feeling my waynow through the dark ♪
469
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,120
♪ I'm a silent warrior at heart ♪
470
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,280
♪ Heartbeats beating out ♪
471
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,840
♪ A battle cry battle cry ♪
472
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,000
♪ I've got my spirits up ♪
473
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,280
♪ Know I'm never giving up ♪
474
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,480
♪ Heartbeats beatingat the speed of light ♪
475
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,840
♪ Speed of light ♪
476
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,040
♪ No I'm not giving in ♪
477
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,880
♪ 'Cause I'm a champion ♪
478
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,360
Well, are you saying this
479
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,600
is what I've been putting into my body?
480
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,480
Wait, wait, hold…
Pizza is not a vegetable?
481
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,400
No, it isn't.
Never has been.
482
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,960
[music from Swan Lake ]
483
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,880
Did you guys see that?
Eleanor nailed that grand écart!
484
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,200
That wasn't a grand écart.
It was a grand jeté.
485
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,400
You're crazy.
486
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,480
I know a grand écart
when I see one.
487
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,480
[laughs]
488
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,920
[Alvin] Hey, how about some respect?
489
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,080
Yeah, come on!
That-- that's not easy.
490
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,280
I'd like to see you try
some of those moves up there.
491
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,360
[music from Swan Lake ]
492
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,240
[Chipmunks] Yes! Woohoo!
493
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,760
[Alvin]
I'm glad you could all join me today.
494
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,360
First position.
495
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,840
Okay, let's open those hips.
496
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,000
Shoulders back.
497
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,520
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
498
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,680
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
499
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,920
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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