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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:07,200 ♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪ 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,920 ♪ It's been a while, but we're back with style ♪ 3 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:12,800 ♪ So get set to have some fun ♪ 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,240 ♪ We'll bring you action and satisfaction ♪ 5 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,040 ♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪ 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,280 ♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪ 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,920 ♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 8 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,840 ♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,560 [Simon] Ho, ho! Just what I wanted! 10 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,880 [karate cry] 11 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,200 Oh, yeah! 12 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,000 [battle cries] 13 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:41,560 [Alvin] Oh, yes, I am amazing! 14 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,440 [Simon] Dave, I have got to talk to you about Alvin! 15 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,120 Oh, what's up, Simon? 16 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:51,200 Well, Alvin has a false sense of his martial-arts ability, 17 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:54,640 and I'm afraid he'll get himself into trouble. 18 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,160 Oh, Simon, you know, 19 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,160 don't you think you might be exaggerating? 20 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,880 He hasn't said anything to me. 21 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,080 [Alvin] Hello, everyone. 22 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,760 -Oh, hey, Alvin. What's new? -Oh, you know, not much. 23 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,760 -[karate cry] -Aaah! 24 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:07,840 [Alvin] Calm down, Dave. 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,400 I'm not gonna hurt you, even though I could. 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,360 -Alvin, get off me! -Just wait a minute, Dave. 27 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:14,680 Try to restrain me. 28 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,160 Alvin, I can restrain you without a problem. 29 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:20,240 Dave, talk is cheap. Let's see what ya got! 30 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,720 OK, now, make sure you've got a good grip! 31 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,960 -I don't want any excuses. -Yup. All set. 32 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,520 All right, so, I grab here… 33 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,440 And… I'm free! 34 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:36,280 Just one quick thing, and I can just get out! 35 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,360 [straining] 36 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,960 Oh, I know what the problem is. 37 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,640 You know, normally, someone may not be able to… 38 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,640 Don't make excuses, Dave. 39 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,920 Just keep your hold. 40 00:01:55,760 --> 00:02:00,400 Oh Alvin, I can't hold my arms up much longer. 41 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,080 Oh, come on, Dave. I have a couple of other moves to try. 42 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,320 [straining] 43 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,800 [snoring] 44 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,840 Hey, Alvin, ready for karate? 45 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:26,760 [sighs] What's the point? 46 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,440 I don't want to go. 47 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,720 [Miss Croner] Well, what did you expect? 48 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,440 You made him feel like a little weakling! 49 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:35,560 Well, I… you know, 50 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,120 I don't want him to feel more powerful than he is. 51 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,920 And why not? He's a tiny little thing. 52 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,560 He needs to feel powerful every once in a while. 53 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,920 [Miss Croner] Well, it took you long enough! 54 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,960 Did you call in and say someone stole a box of cat food? 55 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,400 Yes, but they must have returned it. 56 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,560 I found it in my basement an hour ago. 57 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:59,920 However, I'm glad you're here. I'd like to report a crime. 58 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,000 This man crushed his son's confidence! 59 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,480 You see? Now all he does is sit in front of that TV 60 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,040 and play stupid video games! 61 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,560 Let me ask you something, OK? 62 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,600 I'm tryin' to wrap my head around this! 63 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,640 Would it have killed you to let your boy believe he was capable? 64 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,400 -Well, well, no, but… -That's enough out of you! 65 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,040 I can fix this. 66 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,880 I heard there is a purple-belt karate champ in this house. 67 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,120 A young man with extraordinary power and strength. 68 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,680 Anyone know who that might be? 69 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,600 Oh, Alvin, show the officer what you can do. 70 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,800 I can't do anything! I tried it on you, remember? 71 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,400 Well, sometimes karate moves don't work on dads. 72 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,160 A lot of psychological factors at play. 73 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,400 "Dad, no! I love you." It's too much! 74 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,560 [Alvin gasps] You mean it might work on you? 75 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,520 Well, we'll never know unless you try. 76 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,680 OK, try to get out of my vice grip! 77 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,960 [straining] 78 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,600 Oh… Oh, no! I can't… You got me! 79 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,720 I can't… I can't get away! Ooh! 80 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,920 Oh, I can't… Oh, no, I can't move! 81 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,040 Yes! Yes! It worked! 82 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,960 Oh, wow! You are mighty powerful, young man. 83 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,640 I suggest you continue going to karate class 84 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,280 instead of wasting your talent on video games. 85 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,720 And remember, I support you 100%! 86 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:14,680 High five! 87 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,519 -Cool! -Thank you! Thank you! 88 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,200 Hey, uh, Dave, do you mind walking out? 89 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,000 There's something with the trees I need to show you. 90 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,480 You don't mind takin' a walk with me on another issue, 91 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,520 non-related to this champion? 92 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,280 [Alvin] Yes! 93 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,480 This boy needs a supportive father figure! 94 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,040 And if you can't be that for him, then I will! 95 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,240 Hmm! 96 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:42,640 [Alvin] Guys! Dave! Guess who's representing our dojo… 97 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,880 [karate cry] 98 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:49,640 …in the national competition against Krotron Krusher? 99 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,840 [karate cry] 100 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,680 -Krotron Krusher? -Please tell me it's not you. 101 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,960 Well, I'm sorry. I can't do that, because… it's me! 102 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,720 Alvin, you're not ready to be in a competition. 103 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,200 -You can't… -Dave, there you go again! 104 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,240 Trying to, you know, to bring me down. 105 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,560 Did you forget what I did to Officer Dangus? 106 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,160 -I took him down! -Wait. What? 107 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,760 Well, you know, I wouldn't say he took him down… 108 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,080 Dave, you were there. You saw it. 109 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,240 -What? -Well, you know, not… 110 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,000 You are not raining on my parade! 111 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:23,240 I am going to the basement to work on my moves! 112 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,840 Krotron Krusher, watch out! 113 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,600 Who's Krotron Krusher? 114 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,120 [fight sounds] 115 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,360 That man's dead! 116 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:36,080 [gasps] That's the guy Alvin's fighting against? 117 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,240 Oh, this is exactly what I was afraid of! 118 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,400 [aggressive yelling] 119 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,320 [screaming] 120 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,480 You have got to stop this! Alvin doesn't stand a chance! 121 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,320 I can't say that to Alvin. 122 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,400 I've already hurt his confidence. 123 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:58,080 Well, maybe we can appeal to Krusher's sense of fair play? 124 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,960 [groans] 125 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,080 So, uh, Mr Krusher, what do you say? 126 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,480 -Will you call the match off? -No! 127 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,400 But he's just a little guy. He's a chipmunk! 128 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,120 You can't tell me! I crush him! And I crush you! 129 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,200 Anyone who say, "I crush Krotron", 130 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,240 Krotron crush them, OK? 131 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,160 Do you think we made that worse? 132 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,440 Yeah. 133 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:23,920 Where are you going? 134 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,240 I gotta speak to the instructor at Alvin's dojo! 135 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:28,760 [instructor] Excuse me? 136 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,080 You want me to call off the match? 137 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,760 Yes! Yes, please! 138 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,600 Do you know what cancelling this competition will do to him, 139 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,680 -Mr Seville? -Well, I think… 140 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:41,600 -It's gonna destroy him! -No! Krotron'll destroy him! 141 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,680 Do you think I would let him compete 142 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:47,000 -if he didn't stand a chance? -He doesn't stand a chance! 143 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,080 You know what? With a father like you, 144 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,560 it's a wonder he has any confidence at all! 145 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,040 Guys, you're doing great! You're all warriors! 146 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,040 There must be a way to stop him from going to that match 147 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,880 without crushing his spirit. 148 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,160 Wait a minute! I know what to do! 149 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,600 -What? -I'm gonna wear him out. 150 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,520 I'll get him so tired, he'll sleep through the tournament. 151 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:10,080 Oh, that's a great idea, Simon! What can I do? 152 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,200 Ho, ho! Leave this to me. 153 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:15,800 [Alvin] Simon, you want to help me train? 154 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,240 Come on! You don't know a thing about karate. 155 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,120 Oh, yes, OK, Alvin, but I know a little bit about Tai Chi 156 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:25,200 and endurance training and, well, Cupcake can assist you. 157 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,600 I just want you to be prepared for whatever 158 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,800 -your opponent throws at you. -Oh, like what? 159 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,640 OK, couldn't hurt. 160 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,360 ♪ Lace 'em up, time to sacrifice ♪ 161 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,440 ♪ Give it all your might ♪ 162 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,120 ♪ Feel the beast inside ♪ 163 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,480 ♪ There's no fear, only appetite ♪ 164 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,760 ♪ Electric dynamite ♪ 165 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,320 ♪ Feed the beast inside ♪ 166 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:01,120 ♪ Sharpening our claws, yeah, tonight is ours ♪ 167 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,360 ♪ Wanna hear me… Wanna hear me roar ♪ 168 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,480 ♪ Yeah, we talk the talk and we got the walk ♪ 169 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,920 ♪ Now come hear me… Wanna hear me roar ♪ 170 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:18,120 ♪ Got a shot to make it, you know that will take it ♪ 171 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,200 ♪ We're not backing down ♪ 172 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,240 ♪ Not backing down ♪ 173 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,280 ♪ All rise, the higher we climb ♪ 174 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:30,480 ♪ You know that it's time to show me the beast inside ♪ 175 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,760 ♪ The beast inside ♪ 176 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,799 So, how'd it go? 177 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:47,320 Oh, he will sleep right through the competition today. 178 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,800 [snoring] 179 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,520 Oh… 180 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,480 [alarm] 181 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,640 [Dave] Whoa. It's 11 o'clock! 182 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,200 Let's wake Alvin up. 183 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,000 The competition will be over by now. 184 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,840 He'll be mad, but at least he'll be alive. 185 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,960 [Theodore] Alvin, time to wake up! 186 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,600 Come on, Alvin. 187 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,040 He's not here! 188 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,080 [sighs] 189 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,520 -Have you seen Alvin? -No. Why? 190 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,240 We… we can't find him! 191 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,000 What do you mean you can't find him? 192 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,440 [commentator] And in local news, Krotron Krusher 193 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,240 literally crushed his opponent today 194 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,200 in the national karate competition. 195 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,520 [Krusher] This little guy come to me and thinks he going to beat me 196 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,960 and I… "No way you beat me! I can crush you!" 197 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,760 No mercy! No mercy! 198 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,200 No! 199 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,760 -Dave! Dave! -Oh, Alvin, you're all right? 200 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,400 We thought you got crushed! 201 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,280 Wait. Is anyone supportive in this family? 202 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,160 You should have seen me! 203 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,360 Yes, you should have seen him, Dave! 204 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,440 But I guess you had more important things to do, 205 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,920 like watch TV. 206 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,040 Luckily, I was there to give him support. 207 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,600 [police radio] 208 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,400 I'm not gonna go over there to find the cat food again. 209 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:14,520 Oh, I can't believe you won, Alvin. I'm shocked! 210 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:18,320 OK! David, can I see you outside about the tree issue again? 211 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,120 And, Alvin, great job today, OK? 212 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,800 -Keep up the good work, buddy! -Thanks. 213 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,280 Will you stop? 214 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,280 I wish I could ticket you for every time you put him down! 215 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,880 -[police radio] -OK, well, I'll be right there. 216 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,920 Oh, oh, look! That's my opponent! 217 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,120 [commentator] Unfortunately, Krotron Krusher Jr 218 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,720 was not as lucky as his father and lost his karate match today. 219 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:45,280 But the seven-year-old seemed in good spirits 220 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,760 as he and his father drove off to share an ice-cream sundae. 221 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,440 Oh, oh, Krotron, right… Krusher Jr. 222 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,280 Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, that makes a lot more sense. 223 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,600 [door bell rings] 224 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,920 I got it. 225 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,200 -Got a letter here for… Aaah! -OK, OK. 226 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,160 -Try and grab me, real tight! -Alvin! 227 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,680 Dave! Dave! Can I have…? 228 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,760 -Wait. What's that? -Oh, it's an article 229 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,440 about the most promising young inventors in our city. 230 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,560 They're featuring Simon. Look! 231 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,360 Yeah, I already saw it, 'cause you already framed it. See? 232 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,080 Well, yeah, but this one's going in a photo album. 233 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,280 Oh, right, because Simon doesn't have enough pictures. 234 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,120 Oh, look! Eight pictures of Simon! 235 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,200 And another eight pictures of Simon! 236 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,320 Whoa! Wait, wait, wait! 237 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,400 Whattaya know? More pictures of Simon! 238 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:43,160 Simon. Simon. More Simon. Simon. Simon again. 239 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,800 Alvin, it's because it's Simon's photo album. 240 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,640 I have one for you and Theodore, too. 241 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,840 One, two, three, four, five, six… 242 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,440 Oh, Alvin, what are you doing? 243 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,080 Counting all the framed pictures you have of Simon. 244 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,520 Uh-huh. Another framed picture of Simon. Seven! 245 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,080 Alvin, I have just as many pictures of you. 246 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,320 No. I only have six! 247 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,880 Parents aren't supposed to have favourites, David! 248 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,880 I don't have a favourite, Alvin! 249 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,240 -[sighs] -What's wrong, Alvin? 250 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,560 Oh, nothing, you know. 251 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,440 Only that Dave likes Simon way more 252 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,400 -than he likes me or you. -What? 253 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,880 Oh, it's pretty obvious. 254 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,720 Hey, everybody, isn't Simon so cool? 255 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,920 Did you see this picture of Simon in the paper? 256 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,440 Oh, I'm so proud, 'cause I have a son who's a genius. 257 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,640 -He… he's my favourite. -He said that? 258 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,120 Not in so many words. 259 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,960 But if you read between the lines, 260 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:34,040 -it is loud and clear! -Guys! Time for dinner! 261 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,920 -Simon, you hungry? -Didn't ask if we were hungry. 262 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,280 Simon, can you pass the salad? 263 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,120 Don't think we could pass the salad? 264 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,320 Yes, I'm sure you can, Alvin, but it's closer to Simon. 265 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,440 Oh, how convenient. 266 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,680 Hey, how's your project coming? 267 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,240 Well, it's actually… 268 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,600 My project, Dave? Or did you mean Theodore's? 269 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,760 I meant Simon's. 270 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,160 -See? -I wasn't aware you had one. 271 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,160 Well, if you paid a little more attention to us, 272 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,880 you would know that both Theodore and I have a project. 273 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,320 -Isn't that right, Theodore? -Huh? 274 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,600 Oh, oh! Uh… yeah. 275 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,360 That… that… that's right. 276 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,320 Oh, well, tell me about it. 277 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,200 Oh, uh, well, it's… um… 278 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,880 um… Oh, Theodore, 279 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,720 um, why don't you tell Dave about our project? 280 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,360 OK, well… um, it's an invention, 281 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,880 that looks like… um, a balloon, 282 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,840 but, uh, it's really, um… 283 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,320 oh, a dinosaur. 284 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,480 Yeah, yeah. That's not it. 285 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,280 Um, you know, that's… I was more, you know, thinking about, 286 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,360 you know, our… you know, our… our vehicle! 287 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,040 Oh, uh, which vehicle again? 288 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,840 You know, the one we've been working on! 289 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,840 Oh, yeah, right. 290 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,760 Well, it's the fastest vehicle on the planet! 291 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,760 Oh, really? What's it fuelled by? 292 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,840 You don't have to answer that! It's a secret! 293 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,880 Oh, OK, well, how big is the engine? 294 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,240 And what's it made of? 295 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,680 -Stop asking questions! -I thought I could help! 296 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,040 Or maybe you could take the credit 297 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,640 and get your picture in the paper. Again. 298 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,920 I don't need to take credit for your invention. 299 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,080 I can make my own vehicle that leaves your vehicle in the dust. 300 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,840 -Yeah. I doubt that. -Doubt that. 301 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,640 -Oh, you want me to prove it? -And how would you do that? 302 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,560 Well, how about a race? One week from today! 303 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,600 Ho, ho! Looking forward to it! 304 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,160 Let's go, Theodore. 305 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,920 I just wanted some salad. 306 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,560 [Alvin] All right, look, so, you know, we got ourselves in a bind. 307 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,240 All right? It's nothing to panic about. 308 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,040 -Nothing we can't overcome. -Are you sure? 309 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,160 Oh, Theodore, look. We can do anything Simon can do. 310 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,600 We're all brothers. That means we've got all the same… 311 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,120 same… you know, brain… business. 312 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,760 -You know. What's it called? -Juice stuff? 313 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,960 Exactly! Exactly! Brain juice stuff! 314 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,360 We just need to tap into it and then show Dave 315 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,200 he can be proud of us, too. 316 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,880 But how do we tap into it? 317 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,640 Theodore, I've got that handled, OK? 318 00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:00,040 And I'll also make sure Dave sees our brain juice in action. 319 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,600 [Alvin] "Ho, ho! Save the date. 320 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:08,040 You are invited to attend the most awesomest race ever, 321 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,680 one week from today. 322 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,000 Please be there." 323 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,960 -Theodore, come with me. -Aaah! 324 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,520 [sighs] 325 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,280 Are we going to make something? 326 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,160 No, not yet. You know why? Because we don't know how. 327 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,600 So, we get something that's already made 328 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,720 and we take it apart. That way, we can see how it's done. 329 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,400 Oh! Well, then what? 330 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,960 Oh, well, then, we know how to put it back together, 331 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,640 because we saw how we took it apart, 332 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,200 and then we just go in reverse 333 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,560 and make something from scratch that's even cooler! 334 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,240 -Oh! I get it! -See, Theodore. 335 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,800 The brain juice is kicking in. 336 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,080 I can totally feel it, you know, coursing through my brain! 337 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,520 Now, let's start with this. 338 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,760 We have to remember where each part goes, 339 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,200 so it's no problem putting it back together. OK? 340 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,200 Bam! Easy-peasy. 341 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,280 All right. Well, congratulations! 342 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,800 We have completed the first step! 343 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,200 Ha, ha! All right! 344 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,320 Uh… now what? 345 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,640 Now all we do is just rebuild this baby! 346 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,720 That's not right. Well, practice makes perfect. 347 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,160 You know, let's just try something easier. 348 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,720 ♪ Look at me, I got something you can't measure ♪ 349 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:28,200 ♪ Can't tell at first, but I'm a secret buried treasure ♪ 350 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,000 ♪ Ooh! I'm the one that ya watch, wanna read ♪ 351 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,200 ♪ But you can't decipher ♪ 352 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,320 ♪ No, you can't decipher ♪ 353 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,040 ♪ Ooh ♪ 354 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,800 ♪ You don't know what you think, but you know I might surprise ya ♪ 355 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,320 ♪ 'Cause I'm a champion fighter ♪ 356 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,400 ♪ If I want it, imma get it ♪ 357 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:50,040 ♪ 'cause I do get on the good side ♪ 358 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,640 ♪ I'm gonna go for the first prize ♪ 359 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,440 ♪ And don't you know that there ain't no second place ♪ 360 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,840 ♪ In this kind of race for the good side ♪ 361 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,440 ♪ 'Cause I'm leaving 'em in the dust and it feels good ♪ 362 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,800 Maybe we don't have the same brain-juice stuff as Simon. 363 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,119 [yawns] 364 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,280 [Theodore] "Dave, we know you're busy 365 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,560 with lots and lots of important stuff. 366 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,400 So… so, you don't really have to worry 367 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,319 about coming to the race." 368 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,200 Theodore, have you and Alvin been messing with my things? 369 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,599 -And the… -[Alvin] Hold on! I'll answer that! 370 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,480 I'm not asking you! I'm asking Theodore! 371 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:33,120 Well, Theodore says, "I can't believe you would accuse us 372 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,200 of messing with your dumb stuff!" 373 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,520 -Theodore? -Yeah… yeah, what he said. 374 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,920 I… I just want Dave to be proud of me. 375 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,280 Wait. What did you say? 376 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,200 Don't worry about what Theodore said. OK? 377 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,160 Worry about winning the race tomorrow! 378 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,920 Guys, look, look… Do you really want to do this? 379 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,840 You know, because… I hate to say this, 380 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,400 but you don't stand a chance. 381 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,800 Yeah, we should quit. 'Cause we don't even… 382 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,600 Theodore, Theodore! Be quiet, OK? 383 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,480 Because, obviously, Simon's afraid he'll lose. 384 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,280 Now, let's put the final touches on our super, incredible, 385 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,600 power vehicle! 386 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,320 All right. Now, Theodore, grab the ropes! 387 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,640 You want me to pull you? 388 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,400 -Unless you have a better idea. -I say we call it quits, Alvin. 389 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,080 Oh, oh, that's a really good idea. 390 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,640 Hey, Dave, Theodore and I quit, aren't you proud of us? Huh? 391 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,560 Think we can get our picture in the paper? 392 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,960 You know, for being, outstanding quitters! 393 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,760 Believe me, that is not the way to make Dave proud of us. 394 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,360 But… but this stupid box is? 395 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,600 OK, the box is embarrassing. I give you that. 396 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,440 I think we miscalculated the time it would take for, 397 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,320 you know, our brains to juice up from normal to genius. 398 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,920 But, remember, Theodore, 399 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,000 Dave always says it's better to try and not do so well 400 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,520 than not try at all. 401 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,120 I wish he wasn't going to see this stupid race. 402 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,080 Well, cross that off your worry list, 403 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,360 'cause I took care of it. 404 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,320 [Alvin] "Do not come to the race! You are not invited! 405 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,480 We will post the results after the race, 406 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:04,520 which is sure to be, you know, very close. But do not come!" 407 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,320 -Where are you going? -Oh, nowhere important. 408 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,440 Putting the final touches on my vehicle 409 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,880 to ensure I beat your butt! 410 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,720 OK, now, where are Theodore's skates? 411 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,360 Ho, ho! Here we go! 412 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,200 Now, let's give you a little turbo charge. 413 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,640 [Simon] Hey, guys! Come on, get down here. Let's do this! 414 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,800 Oof! All right. Well, I think it's pretty obvious that 415 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,680 all our hopes and dreams are riding on you, OK? 416 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,120 You're just gonna have to skate like the wind! 417 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,600 All right. First, we have to decide where we'll race. 418 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,360 And what's wrong with right here? 419 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,560 Well, it's a street, which means there are cars, 420 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,960 which could run over us. 421 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,560 -Which means it's not safe! -Ho, ho! Well, Mr Smarty-pants, 422 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,400 if you read the news like I did, 423 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,480 you'd know this street is shut down today. 424 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,520 Which means no cars are allowed on it. 425 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,800 Which means, no one can run us over. 426 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,440 Which means, it's safe! 427 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,920 -Wait. Why is it closed? -I didn't get into particulars! 428 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,800 The point is, it's safe! Now, as you said a few moments ago, 429 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,040 let's do this! 430 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,360 [Theodore] Oh… 431 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:16,880 [Alvin] All right. On the count of three… One, two, three! 432 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,880 Faster, Theodore! Faster! 433 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,240 Time for a little malfunction. 434 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,600 Oh, no! Something happened to my vehicle! 435 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,400 It just stopped! At least, that's what I'll tell them. 436 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,120 And Alvin will rub it in my face for the rest of my life. 437 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:39,200 Theodore! Faster! You gotta go faster! 438 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,560 I'm trying. 439 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,400 [together] Whoa! 440 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,280 [Theodore] Watch out! 441 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,840 [together] Aaah! 442 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,320 [Alvin] See, Theodore, not only did we win the race, 443 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,240 but we got our picture in the paper! 444 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,000 So, ya know, it just goes to show ya that sometimes 445 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,760 old-fashioned and simple is a smarter way to go. 446 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,360 Yes, it takes a genius to figure out when a box on wheels 447 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,680 is superior to all the new bells and… 448 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,480 All right! That's… that's enough. 449 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,600 Gotta be tough, knowing you're not the only genius around! 450 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,760 So, Dave, are you a little more proud of us now? 451 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,680 Well, I'm not happy about the damage you caused. 452 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,320 That wasn't my question, David. 453 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,400 Alvin, I couldn't be more proud of each one of you. 454 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,920 But, maybe you're just a little more proud of us, 455 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,120 since we won the race. 456 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,520 I'm proud of all of you, equally. 457 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,080 -Yeah, but if you had to pick. -I couldn't do that. 458 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,880 -But if you could. -I can't. 459 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,040 -[Alvin] But if you could. -[Dave] Alvin! 460 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,520 ♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 461 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,400 ♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 462 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,920 ♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 34318

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