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Matt Shade!
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Hey.
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It is you.
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Stefani Tadson, huge fan,
reporter for
Flashback.
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Uh, yeah, sure, the
sports lifestyle show.
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Yeah, where are they now?
They being you.
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And where are you?
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Clearly still in hella great shape.
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Yeah, thanks.
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I swear I was just putting
together a reel the other day,
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and there's you playing against
Sacramento in the quarterfinals.
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You got your own rebound
off the goalpost
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to score the game winner.
It was legendary!
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Yeah. Well, you know your stuff.
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I don't want to ambush,
but I'd love to do
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a piece on you. You know what?
Don't say anything now,
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just take my card.
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Call me later.
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I will.
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Hey.
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- Hello, it's Angela. Angie.
- [UH, YEAH, ]
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I think we've met. Matthew.
Some people call me Matt.
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I haven't had coffee yet.
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[Oh, I'll bring you one. I'm coming in.]
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- What's up?
- [Danica called. Might have]
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a case for us. Supposed to meet
her at the St. Lucius Hospital.
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- OK. I'll pick you up.
- Cool! Yeah, cool!
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Coolio!
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I am about to blow your mind.
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Jujubes? Not just candy,
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my fruit guy told me... and
yes, before we continue,
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I do have a fruit guy...
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Something's off. I can sense it.
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Hmmm... allergies?
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No. It's you and Shade.
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Did you guys have a fight?
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Was staying at his place the worst?
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Oh. My. God.
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Did you accidentally
see each other naked?
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What? No. Everything's
fine, we are fine,
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and there's a very important case
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on the docket that requires
all of your attention.
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- Got it. What's the case?
- I have no idea.
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So earlier this morning,
two patrol cops found
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this guy in a park. No
I.D., no phone, no shoes.
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- Someone had a rough night.
- Or a really good one.
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Anyway, we have no idea who
he is, and neither does he.
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- Amnesia?
- It looks like that.
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Also, his fingerprints
aren't in the system.
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Um, we should talk
about the other night.
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Oh! Yeah, uh... Thank
God for Don, right?
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Pretty much saved us from
making the worst decision
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of our lives. Am I right?
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Sure.
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Sir, no, no. You can't.
You can't get up.
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Mark?
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- Who's Mark?
- He's been mentioning
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that name a few times. This is
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Angie Everett and Matt Shade.
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- Do you recognize either of them?
- Only as humans.
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- It's funny.
- Have you two
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- ever seen this man before?
- No.
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Never? Are you sure?
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We're sure we've never seen him, why?
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According to this, he knows you.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Every body tells a story.
X-Ray show that,
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over the years, you've broken
nearly every bone in your body.
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Maybe he was a boxer.
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- Were you. A. Boxer?
- He lost
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- his memory, not his hearing.
- But that was kind of adorable.
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Over the past 24 hours,
he's suffered some bruising
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to his back and to his hips,
but it was head trauma that
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- caused the retrograde amnesia.
- Do you know when he'll get
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his memory back? - Great question.
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Unfortunately, no way of knowing
when or to what extent.
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We'll do an MRI, but if
there's no brain damage,
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he'll be released in a day or two.
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I'll check in later.
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That's Texas. Is that where you're from?
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- You got me.
- So, this is his casefile
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and the only other piece of
evidence found on his person.
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What is that, a paperclip bracelet?
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He was found here. So, if you could
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figure out who this man is
and report back to me...
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- You're hiring us?
- No. I...
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You're doing this out of the goodness
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of your hearts, pro bono.
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Pro-no-no. See? We don't do free.
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Oh, me neither.
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But in the last two months,
I have for license plates,
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I have for traffic footage,
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on addition to taking on
Maz's entire workload
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and a whole string of thefts of my own
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that I am not even close to solving,
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so pay up.
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- We'll take it.
- Thank you.
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Good luck.
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Hey, we're gonna need
to call you something.
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What about Tex?
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- I like it.
- Cool. Say cheese.
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Did you really need a souvenir?
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What? I'm sending it to
Zoe, so she can put it
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in the missing persons database,
and maybe we'll get a match.
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- That is a good idea.
- Why do you think
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- Tex had our card on him?
- Maybe he wanted to hire us.
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Which means he could be in danger.
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Or was just trying to find out
if his wife was cheating on him.
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Wife? No. I didn't see a ring.
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Plus, he's got a sort of
single vibe, don't you think?
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Green Gully Park, this is the place.
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Did you find anything yet?
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- Nada. You?
- No.
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Are you sure we've got the right spot?
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I know how to read a map.
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It's over there.
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Wait. Shade, check it out.
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Paperclips?
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Yep, and there's more.
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Huh?
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- Mystery man 10 o'clock.
- Check out his shoes,
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- they're brand new.
- Shall we?
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Thieves! I saw you take my keys!
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We're not here to steal anything.
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- We just have some questions.
- Sister, you're one of us.
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Are you from the future or the past?
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Uh... the future. And
I brought a friend.
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Excellent! Step into my office.
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Now, tell me what you seek.
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- We're looking for this guy.
- Ah, the broken man.
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He tumbled down the hill.
Perhaps out of a portal.
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He had no key, so I traded.
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The paperclips for his shoes?
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- A fair trade.
- He came from up there?
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Beware,
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the buzzers and honkers
will spit you out.
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Here.
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Take this.
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Key to the portals, so you
can return to the future
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- and the life you choose.
- Here you go.
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- No, no, I couldn't.
- Fair trade for your help.
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Thank you, future man.
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Buzzers and honkers,
they'll spit you out?
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- They'll spit you out.
- And here I thought
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your poetry-slam days were behind you.
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There's no crosswalks, no sidewalks.
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I mean, what was Tex even doing here?
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Yeah. Ah, skid marks.
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And a traffic camera. Call Danica, see
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- if she can pull up the footage.
- Alright.
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- Matt Shade.
- [Matt, it's Stef.]
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Oh, that was quick.
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So was your message. Man of few words.
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I like to get to the point.
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- Care to prove that tonight?
- [Tonight?]
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Yeah, we typically do a
couple of pre-interviews
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before we start putting the
show together. Are you game?
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- Dinner's on me.
- [Hey! See]
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if she can get footage
of the traffic coming
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- from both directions.
- Yeah. Tonight would be great.
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No, tonight's terrible,
we need this stuff now!
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I'm interrupting.
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Yeah, I'm kind of in the
middle of something.
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Why don't you send me a text,
we'll work it out, OK?
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OK. See you later. Ciao.
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Well, are we getting the footage or not?
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Uh... that wasn't Danica.
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- Oh.
- It was a reporter.
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She's interviewing me for
Flashback, the TV show.
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You know, you don't have to lie,
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it's OK if you're going on a date.
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No, it's not a date. Fans wanna know
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where I've been all these
years, where I'm going.
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- You're going somewhere?
- Where I am,
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- what I'm doing now.
- OK.
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I'm gonna go visit Tex,
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and I'm gonna talk him
through what we found.
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You go to the cop shop and see
if Danica can dig up footage.
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- Alright. I'll give you a ride.
- No. Don't worry about it.
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It's out of your way. I'll take a cab.
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There he is.
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What are you waiting for?
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Angie? Isn't...
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Don't you two always roll together?
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Isn't she like the Batman to your Robin?
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Or the Tegan to your Sara?
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Or the Virtue to your Moir?
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OK, first of all, I'm Batman, OK? Me.
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Secondly, we're not joined at the hip.
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OK.
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- Oh, my God!
- Wow!
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Well, that explains the injuries.
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There's a special place in Hell
for people who hit and run.
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OK, I got a clear shot
at the license plate.
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Mm-hmm.
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- I'm gonna run it.
- I'm gonna text the photo
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of that woman to Angie, see
if Tex recognizes her.
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I was being chased.
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I wonder if I know her.
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If you do, I would
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consider making new friends.
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What's this?
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"5 of diamonds, 54, song bowl."
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I've been writing down anything
that pops into my head.
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- It's mostly gibberish.
- Hmm!
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"Brown-eyed girl," someone you know?
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Maybe that's you.
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At least we know you're a flirt.
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Oh! Hey.
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Oh. Yeah, sure, I'm on my way.
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- Talk to you later.
- Yeah.
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You won't tell my parents, will you?
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They'll kill me if they
know I borrowed their car
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to pick up Trish. But she's so dramatic.
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Like, if we didn't get
in on the university's
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scavenger hunt, we'd be ruined, right?
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I have a whole new appreciation
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- for Jules right now.
- The emotions just keep coming.
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I'm super freaking out.
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Well, you did hit someone with your car.
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Am I going to jail?!
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Could you just tell us what happened?
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Yeah. I want to preface this by saying
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I was for sure going
the speed limit, OK?
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OK. Super OK.
226
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So I'm driving,
227
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and something just runs
out in front of me.
228
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And I think it's a deer or something.
It's so fast, right?
229
00:11:38,753 --> 00:11:41,768
So I get out of the car, and
I see that it's this guy.
230
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And he's tough and scowly.
231
00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:48,377
But also super cute, which
is confusing, right?
232
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But then I see it, and I'm like,
233
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"Nope." So I get
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in my car and drive off.
235
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"See it"? What did you see?
236
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,447
The gun!
237
00:12:03,299 --> 00:12:06,040
This is silly. We don't
even know if Tex had a gun.
238
00:12:06,065 --> 00:12:08,099
Driver of the car was pretty clear.
239
00:12:08,124 --> 00:12:10,375
A hysterical 20-year-old who
just got in a hit and run
240
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isn't exactly a reliable witness.
241
00:12:12,238 --> 00:12:14,771
If the gun is here, we can
run it through ballistics,
242
00:12:14,796 --> 00:12:16,463
see if it's been used in any crimes,
243
00:12:16,488 --> 00:12:19,571
- maybe find out who Tex is.
- Why crimes?
244
00:12:19,596 --> 00:12:22,439
- That's what criminals do.
- You think Tex is a criminal?
245
00:12:22,464 --> 00:12:25,298
- Ooh, if the gun fits...
- He could be a cop.
246
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,711
His prints would be on file.
247
00:12:26,736 --> 00:12:28,783
Yeah, the same place they'd
be if he was a criminal.
248
00:12:28,808 --> 00:12:29,948
He said he was being chased.
249
00:12:29,973 --> 00:12:32,143
Maybe because he was
doing something illegal.
250
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,682
- Like what?
- I don't know. Robbing,
251
00:12:34,707 --> 00:12:37,353
- stealing, stalking.
- OK, fine,
252
00:12:37,378 --> 00:12:39,112
so let's say he might be a criminal.
253
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:41,611
- That is what I've been saying.
- Why are you getting so mad?
254
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,370
I'm not getting mad.
255
00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:47,171
Hey, Zoe. What do you got?
256
00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:50,276
I don't want to call myself
a genius, but I was staring
257
00:12:50,301 --> 00:12:53,202
at Tex's list of words,
and I started thinking,
258
00:12:53,236 --> 00:12:55,362
"What the heck-a-doodle
is the five of diamonds?"
259
00:12:55,387 --> 00:12:57,440
So I started digging, and I found a bar
260
00:12:57,465 --> 00:12:59,620
called the Five of Diamonds.
261
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,893
Well, a lot of thought
went into that one, huh?
262
00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:04,392
How do we know that the words
Tex wrote refers to a bar?
263
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,260
[I cross-referenced Tex's image]
264
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,402
with the Five of Diamonds,
265
00:13:07,427 --> 00:13:09,736
and I got a hit on the
bar's ameechee page.
266
00:13:09,761 --> 00:13:11,833
- Sent you the address.
- [Thanks, Zoe.]
267
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,458
Got it.
268
00:13:19,261 --> 00:13:21,339
- You were saying?
- Let's go.
269
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:32,879
Ooh, I like this place.
270
00:13:33,818 --> 00:13:35,927
Hey, can I get you something?
271
00:13:35,952 --> 00:13:38,620
We're looking for some answers.
You know this guy?
272
00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:40,888
Who's asking?
273
00:13:40,913 --> 00:13:42,512
You're looking at him.
274
00:13:42,537 --> 00:13:45,075
- Who's he to you?
- Let's just say we're friends.
275
00:13:45,253 --> 00:13:48,691
- No. Never seen him.
- Can we speak to the manager?
276
00:13:48,716 --> 00:13:50,401
You just did, honey.
277
00:13:50,503 --> 00:13:52,856
And if you want to talk
to the owner, same guy.
278
00:13:52,881 --> 00:13:56,598
Alright. do you mind if we show
this picture to some customers?
279
00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:59,043
Look, people come here
280
00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:01,621
to drink and relax,
281
00:14:01,646 --> 00:14:03,387
not to be hassled by two strangers
282
00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:05,973
nosing their way in,
starting to ask questions.
283
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:10,274
Guess that's a no.
284
00:14:18,061 --> 00:14:19,726
He definitely knows Tex.
285
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:21,168
He's probably calling him right now.
286
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,083
On the phone we don't have.
287
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,942
- Probably a burner anyway.
- How do you figure?
288
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,078
Seedy bar, defensive bartender,
289
00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:30,766
- not to mention gun.
- You're being biased.
290
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:33,006
In my opinion, we do not
have all the facts.
291
00:14:33,031 --> 00:14:34,961
Maybe our bartender will make a move.
292
00:14:35,031 --> 00:14:37,570
Maybe sooner than we thought.
293
00:14:37,817 --> 00:14:40,664
What does your unbiased
opinion say about that?
294
00:14:49,773 --> 00:14:52,320
Hey, it's Colin. Are you in?
295
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,521
OK, rationale for breaking in, go.
296
00:15:16,546 --> 00:15:18,732
We've been hired to find out who Tex is,
297
00:15:18,757 --> 00:15:20,185
and this might be his apartment.
298
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,583
- We know there's no one inside.
- You know how to pick a lock.
299
00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:40,039
Well, it's a little sparse for my taste.
300
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,601
You think?
301
00:15:41,796 --> 00:15:44,751
"Two people came by looking for you.
I got descriptions."
302
00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:46,609
Definitely Tex's apartment.
303
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:58,883
OK... Guess he's looking for someone.
304
00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:02,234
Got a file here for "Green."
305
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,164
- Empty.
- Oh!
306
00:16:04,189 --> 00:16:07,430
I've got brass knuckles, fake badges.
307
00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:09,398
Both of which scream upstanding citizen.
308
00:16:09,423 --> 00:16:11,883
- OK, you win.
- Hey, maybe
309
00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:14,285
he's someone good who got
caught up in something bad.
310
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,414
You don't need to make me
feel better about him.
311
00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:19,312
I don't think I could. Saw the
way you looked at the guy.
312
00:16:20,238 --> 00:16:21,805
- Potted plant.
- So?
313
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:25,141
You see any other decorating
touches around this place?
314
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,328
I'll check the last number he dialed.
315
00:16:30,932 --> 00:16:36,734
Last number dialed, 416-555-0184.
316
00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:44,280
Hey, boss. How's Sexy Texy?
317
00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:46,898
- What did I say about nicknames?
- My talents are wasted on you.
318
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:50,515
Can you do a reverse lookup?
416-555-0184.
319
00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,351
OK. Hold on a sec.
320
00:16:56,212 --> 00:16:57,781
Hey, are you ready for this?
321
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,120
Think I found a name for our friend Tex.
322
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,961
- Anthony Brown.
- Really?
323
00:17:01,986 --> 00:17:04,375
- Never took him for a Tony.
- No, you don't like that?
324
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,047
How about Carter Smith?
325
00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:08,922
Lars Andersen? Ooh,
326
00:17:08,947 --> 00:17:10,312
Marty McDonner!
327
00:17:10,337 --> 00:17:14,537
What the... He's got a
half-dozen identities here.
328
00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:16,328
All top quality too, professional.
329
00:17:16,353 --> 00:17:17,967
Just when you think you
don't know someone,
330
00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:20,039
you find out you really don't know them.
331
00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:21,812
- Who is this guy?
- Spy?
332
00:17:21,845 --> 00:17:24,258
Hitman? The real Jason Bourne?
333
00:17:24,602 --> 00:17:26,328
[HEY, THE NUMBER YOU GAVE ME BELONGS TO]
334
00:17:26,353 --> 00:17:28,969
a Mark Green. I'll text you his details.
335
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,479
I'll call you back.
336
00:17:30,504 --> 00:17:32,765
OK, first time we meet Tex,
he thinks you're a guy
337
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,890
named Mark and here we
find a file named Green.
338
00:17:36,064 --> 00:17:39,453
And knowing what we know about Tex
now, this Mark could be anyone.
339
00:17:39,478 --> 00:17:41,187
- Partner? Rival?
- Or a target.
340
00:17:41,212 --> 00:17:43,401
- I think we should call Danica.
- And say what?
341
00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:46,040
- You got a better idea?
- Yeah.
342
00:17:50,032 --> 00:17:52,067
- Mark Green?
- Yes.
343
00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:53,892
This is my wife Candice.
344
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,064
- Take a seat.
- OK.
345
00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:59,103
- What's this all about?
- We know what you tried to do.
346
00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:01,806
- We have proof.
- What are they talking about?
347
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,822
- I have no idea.
- We're talking about him.
348
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:06,540
That's Ethan.
349
00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:08,960
He's in the hospital. Is he... is he OK?
350
00:18:08,985 --> 00:18:11,212
Is he a friend? Family?
351
00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:13,439
No. He's our private investigator.
352
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,547
- Ethan Clarkson?
- Technically, it's
353
00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:24,906
- Texas Ethan Clarkson.
- Hey, you guessed my name.
354
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:28,587
Well, you do have a tattoo of Texas,
it wasn't that much of a stretch.
355
00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:30,767
You own your own firm.
356
00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:32,790
T.C. Investigative Solutions.
357
00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:35,427
And Mark hired you to
find a stolen sketch.
358
00:18:35,452 --> 00:18:37,001
An original Egon Schiele.
359
00:18:37,026 --> 00:18:39,111
Uh, uh... you have the picture.
360
00:18:39,136 --> 00:18:41,306
Oh, geez, I'm such a clod!
361
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,314
Ah, thank you. Just shove it in.
362
00:18:47,975 --> 00:18:50,986
It was a wedding gift from our families.
363
00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:52,996
At last appraisal,
364
00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:54,953
it was worth nearly $500,000.
365
00:18:54,978 --> 00:18:55,986
Wow!
366
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,423
So you called the police?
367
00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:01,470
They've had a few art thefts recently.
They said
368
00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:04,040
something like this gets sold
on the black market right away.
369
00:19:04,065 --> 00:19:05,609
It's probably gone forever.
370
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:07,040
Maybe not.
371
00:19:07,177 --> 00:19:09,079
Tex may have been onto something.
There's gotta be
372
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,384
- a reason he was on Valley Road.
- "Valley Road"?
373
00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:14,749
It's where Intimate Intentions is.
374
00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:16,781
- What's that?
- It's a retreat.
375
00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:19,204
Candice and I have been
going there for a year
376
00:19:19,229 --> 00:19:22,259
to, uh... recharge.
377
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,718
We haven't been in about three months.
378
00:19:24,743 --> 00:19:27,033
Anyone there know that
you own that sketch?
379
00:19:27,544 --> 00:19:29,843
Doctor Lisa is a collector.
380
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,109
- Doctor?
- Intimate Intentions is
381
00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:34,540
a very special place.
382
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,001
It's been a lifesaver for us.
383
00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:41,718
OK, I just texted Danica
about the sketch.
384
00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:43,001
I figured it might have something to do
385
00:19:43,026 --> 00:19:44,375
with the string of thefts she mentioned.
386
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,806
Good call.
387
00:19:57,309 --> 00:20:00,349
"Intimate Intentions," it's a
little on the nose, isn't it?
388
00:20:00,374 --> 00:20:02,374
It's a little on something.
389
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,646
- Let's just make this quick.
- That's what he said.
390
00:20:13,264 --> 00:20:15,512
Welcome to Intimate Intentions.
391
00:20:15,537 --> 00:20:17,295
We'd like to speak to Dr. Lisa.
392
00:20:17,321 --> 00:20:18,982
Oh, she's fully booked today.
393
00:20:19,007 --> 00:20:21,605
Is there any other way I can
make your day more sex positive?
394
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:24,098
Uhhh... no, we're good.
395
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,154
OK.
396
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,623
How can you say that, Matthew?
397
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,798
When are you gonna start
being honest with yourself?
398
00:20:29,823 --> 00:20:32,574
With me, for once?
399
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,434
- I'm... sorry.
- Do you need a tissue?
400
00:20:35,459 --> 00:20:37,998
No! What we need is help!
We need a miracle!
401
00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:40,974
We need Dr. Lisa!
402
00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:43,178
- I can't breathe.
- Let me see what I can do.
403
00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:46,201
- Help me.
- Yeah, yeah.
404
00:20:49,787 --> 00:20:51,857
So this is an emergency appointment,
405
00:20:51,882 --> 00:20:54,420
so let's just jump right in.
406
00:20:54,599 --> 00:20:56,240
How long have you two been together?
407
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:57,865
- Two years.
- Three years.
408
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,873
OK... And how's your sex life?
409
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,639
OK, we've struck a nerve.
410
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:10,974
You can talk freely. What's this about?
411
00:21:11,906 --> 00:21:14,090
Matthew, you first.
412
00:21:14,115 --> 00:21:17,770
Uh, uh, well... Uh...
413
00:21:18,224 --> 00:21:19,724
what it's been about,
414
00:21:20,053 --> 00:21:21,342
for a while,
415
00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:25,201
is... whether or not
416
00:21:25,226 --> 00:21:26,639
we should...
417
00:21:29,161 --> 00:21:31,189
get one of those.
418
00:21:32,106 --> 00:21:33,252
A sex swing?
419
00:21:33,277 --> 00:21:35,932
- Uh-huh.
- They can be liberating,
420
00:21:35,957 --> 00:21:37,807
but intimidating.
421
00:21:37,962 --> 00:21:40,682
Let's talk about what it
means for you to have one.
422
00:21:40,956 --> 00:21:43,237
I, uh... I don't really think
423
00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:45,395
Mr. Inflexible over
here could handle it.
424
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:47,821
- Stretching could help.
- Oh no,
425
00:21:47,846 --> 00:21:50,714
I'm talking about anything new.
Change is not his thing.
426
00:21:50,739 --> 00:21:53,073
Since when is change not my thing?
427
00:21:53,098 --> 00:21:55,729
Don't you remember "Meat-free
Mondays" experiments?
428
00:21:55,754 --> 00:21:58,235
- Threw off his whole week.
- I know what I want,
429
00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:00,557
and I go for it. You, one
minute you're into the swing;
430
00:22:00,582 --> 00:22:01,628
next minute, not at all.
431
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,252
Well, it takes me a while
to figure things out.
432
00:22:03,277 --> 00:22:05,219
The swing's a big deal, I
wanna be sure about it.
433
00:22:05,603 --> 00:22:07,329
Let's try an exercise.
434
00:22:07,354 --> 00:22:09,455
Thinking in context of the swing,
435
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,580
why don't you tell each
other why you're afraid?
436
00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:14,385
And use the phrase "I am afraid"
437
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:16,994
to each other.
438
00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:23,525
I am afraid
439
00:22:23,827 --> 00:22:26,962
that if we... get the swing,
440
00:22:27,549 --> 00:22:29,768
then everything in our lives
will be about the swing.
441
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,268
There will be all these expectations,
442
00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:33,581
and the pressure will be too much.
443
00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:36,388
Good. Now, Matthew,
444
00:22:36,413 --> 00:22:39,400
tell Angela why you're nervous
about getting a swing.
445
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,361
I am afraid
446
00:22:43,807 --> 00:22:46,791
that I'll screw it up.
447
00:22:47,174 --> 00:22:49,607
I've had swings before,
448
00:22:49,632 --> 00:22:51,932
and I always seem to break them.
449
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,572
So you're assuming that you'd break
450
00:22:54,597 --> 00:22:56,549
the swing? Holy arrogance!
451
00:22:56,574 --> 00:22:58,166
You won't even talk about the swing.
452
00:22:58,191 --> 00:22:59,486
So where does that leave me?
453
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,674
I'm not gonna wait around
to get a swing forever.
454
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,208
- I think we've gone off course.
- Could I get a glass
455
00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:09,255
of water, please? I think I just...
I need a moment.
456
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,382
Of course.-
457
00:23:16,993 --> 00:23:18,872
- Angie...
- Just cover the door.
458
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,805
I'm gonna check her schedule.
459
00:23:22,798 --> 00:23:26,657
I really think
460
00:23:26,682 --> 00:23:29,746
- we need to talk about this.
- I think we just did.
461
00:23:32,549 --> 00:23:33,608
It's a dead end anyway.
462
00:23:33,633 --> 00:23:36,676
She was in Chicago the same
week the sketch was stolen.
463
00:23:36,701 --> 00:23:38,534
She's coming.
464
00:23:43,568 --> 00:23:45,238
We're out of time,
465
00:23:45,345 --> 00:23:48,340
but I think we should put
something in the books.
466
00:23:48,365 --> 00:23:51,496
You both have a lot more to talk about.
467
00:24:02,885 --> 00:24:05,890
- Shhh! Do you hear that?
- That ringing sound?
468
00:24:05,915 --> 00:24:08,459
No, it's a singing sound. Song bowls,
469
00:24:08,484 --> 00:24:11,608
it was on Tex's list.
470
00:24:11,969 --> 00:24:14,444
Reaching forward,
471
00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:17,944
letting those hips sink into the ground.
472
00:24:17,969 --> 00:24:19,976
We are in the right place.
473
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,944
Letting in that breath deep.
474
00:24:22,489 --> 00:24:23,991
Hello?
475
00:24:24,616 --> 00:24:26,694
Yeah, sure, we got it.
476
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,288
OK. That was Danica. Tex is being
477
00:24:29,313 --> 00:24:31,642
released from the hospital;
we can pick him up.
478
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:34,046
Uh... I can't, I got that interview
479
00:24:34,071 --> 00:24:36,413
- with that Flashback reporter.
- Oh, right.
480
00:24:36,438 --> 00:24:38,179
- I could cancel.
- Oh. No, no, no.
481
00:24:38,204 --> 00:24:40,944
I can handle Tex. You go.
Be interviewed. Have fun.
482
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,281
This is cute.
483
00:24:50,306 --> 00:24:52,562
My dad owns it. It's kind of my go-to.
484
00:24:53,623 --> 00:24:55,616
Let's start with your new career.
485
00:24:55,641 --> 00:24:57,007
What drew you to the PI life?
486
00:24:57,032 --> 00:24:59,498
OK. Well, it was
487
00:24:59,523 --> 00:25:01,557
a young hockey prospect that I'd scouted
488
00:25:01,582 --> 00:25:03,461
who I was hoping would get drafted.
489
00:25:03,486 --> 00:25:06,022
- His career was being sabotaged.
- Oh!
490
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,645
I was investigating it, and
that's when I met Angie.
491
00:25:08,694 --> 00:25:11,194
Everett. Owner of the
Everett Agency. OK.
492
00:25:11,231 --> 00:25:13,429
Now, did you and Angie
hit it off immediately?
493
00:25:13,454 --> 00:25:15,226
No. Not at all.
494
00:25:15,284 --> 00:25:17,767
In fact, she warned,
495
00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:19,941
threatened, demanded that I back off.
496
00:25:19,966 --> 00:25:22,788
So you pursued her then?
Professionally, I mean.
497
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,691
Well, when I see something
I want, I go after it.
498
00:25:26,178 --> 00:25:29,237
OK. So you and Angie, what makes
you two such a great team?
499
00:25:29,872 --> 00:25:31,332
Uhhh...
500
00:25:31,432 --> 00:25:33,432
we're honest with each other,
501
00:25:33,457 --> 00:25:36,425
and she's smart, funny,
easy to be around.
502
00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:37,804
Like a match made in heaven.
503
00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,922
Haha! Yeah, you'd think, wouldn't you?
504
00:25:40,137 --> 00:25:42,672
- What do you mean?
- Nothing.
505
00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:46,188
Haha! You know, let's... let's
just go all the way back
506
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,881
to a young hockey player
barely out of his teens
507
00:25:48,906 --> 00:25:51,718
first hitting the big leagues.
Day one, tell me about it.
508
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,376
OK, it says here
509
00:25:55,401 --> 00:25:57,348
that you help locate sculptures
510
00:25:57,511 --> 00:26:00,018
ancient texts, a Fabergé egg.
511
00:26:00,228 --> 00:26:02,257
You specialize in lost and stolen art,
512
00:26:02,282 --> 00:26:05,899
which explains all your fake identities.
513
00:26:06,389 --> 00:26:09,194
Oh! Look, you also live
on the West Coast.
514
00:26:09,258 --> 00:26:11,742
- "Seattle."
- I've heard it's beautiful.
515
00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:13,260
- Do you kayak?
- No.
516
00:26:13,285 --> 00:26:15,685
'Cause I do. Once with whales.
517
00:26:15,710 --> 00:26:17,971
This is working. Things are
starting to come back to me.
518
00:26:17,996 --> 00:26:19,555
I told you we'd find stuff on the Web.
519
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:23,541
- You're a genius. More.
- Alright. Hmm...
520
00:26:23,986 --> 00:26:25,793
Oh, wow!
521
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:28,003
You were a cop.
522
00:26:28,177 --> 00:26:30,406
I remember drugs...
523
00:26:30,431 --> 00:26:33,343
Was I a dirty cop? No. No, no, no, no.
524
00:26:33,368 --> 00:26:35,594
Undercover. You were instrumental
525
00:26:35,619 --> 00:26:37,653
in bringing down a major drug ring.
526
00:26:37,749 --> 00:26:39,890
And that's why your fingerprints
were never on file.
527
00:26:39,915 --> 00:26:41,559
I lived in Colombia.
528
00:26:41,998 --> 00:26:44,065
Damn, this article blew my cover,
529
00:26:44,090 --> 00:26:47,734
it killed my whole career.
But it made Britney happy.
530
00:26:47,855 --> 00:26:50,526
- Britney?
- My little sister.
531
00:26:50,716 --> 00:26:52,153
Oh!
532
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,822
Hey, you know what?
533
00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:57,157
I just remembered something else.
534
00:26:57,961 --> 00:26:59,828
I'm single.
535
00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:03,916
Huh?
536
00:27:04,852 --> 00:27:06,709
Hmm... Refill?
537
00:27:08,289 --> 00:27:11,280
You know, this is not fair.
You know so much about me,
538
00:27:11,305 --> 00:27:13,281
and I really know nothing about you.
539
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,051
Oh, I'm pretty basic.
540
00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:18,347
I doubt that.
541
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,422
Let's see. Let's see
542
00:27:20,447 --> 00:27:23,559
if I'm as good a detective
as the Internet says.
543
00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:25,561
OK. Shoot.
544
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,297
Judging by the placement
of your father's
545
00:27:28,322 --> 00:27:30,351
mementoes, says you two had
546
00:27:30,376 --> 00:27:32,651
a pretty strong bond,
547
00:27:33,045 --> 00:27:36,363
but the crumpled sticky on your
fridge reminding you to call Mom
548
00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:40,265
speaks to... a strained relationship.
549
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:44,371
Batch of melatonin on the
counter speaks to insomnia.
550
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,980
And the fact that you have old
Everett Agency letterhead
551
00:27:47,005 --> 00:27:48,710
floating around,
552
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:51,169
that means you haven't had
a partner for very long.
553
00:27:51,332 --> 00:27:53,213
Aren't you just a regular Cumberbatch.
554
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:57,172
And you're also smart,
witty, a little clumsy.
555
00:27:57,376 --> 00:28:00,220
- And you got that from...?
- Watching you.
556
00:28:00,610 --> 00:28:03,098
Not in a creepy way.
557
00:28:03,123 --> 00:28:04,725
Ah...
558
00:28:05,445 --> 00:28:08,030
And now, I bet I can guess
559
00:28:08,055 --> 00:28:10,981
what you do when you can't sleep.
560
00:28:13,506 --> 00:28:14,941
Research.
561
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:34,797
- Good morning!
- Hey!
562
00:28:34,822 --> 00:28:36,822
Someone engine's running this morning.
563
00:28:36,847 --> 00:28:39,338
- Ask me how my night was.
- Pretend I just did.
564
00:28:39,363 --> 00:28:40,766
Fabulous!
565
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,571
- Hey, Shade.
- Hey.
566
00:28:44,596 --> 00:28:46,662
Angie, toothbrush?
567
00:28:46,687 --> 00:28:48,437
Uh, bottom left drawer.
568
00:28:48,462 --> 00:28:49,836
Got it.
569
00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:53,336
So, Tex spent the night, huh?
570
00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:54,492
No.
571
00:28:54,703 --> 00:28:56,320
Yes, but not like that.
572
00:28:56,345 --> 00:28:58,706
- We got caught up doing research.
- Is that what the kids
573
00:28:58,731 --> 00:29:01,238
- are calling it these days?
- Check it out.
574
00:29:01,510 --> 00:29:04,049
Mark and Candice used to go to
Intimate Intentions, right?
575
00:29:04,074 --> 00:29:05,870
- Mm-hmm.
- Turns out they took yoga
576
00:29:05,895 --> 00:29:07,878
- from Mateo Navarro.
- OK.
577
00:29:07,903 --> 00:29:09,519
I think he's scamming them.
578
00:29:09,544 --> 00:29:10,957
- Based on what?
- Before he was
579
00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,994
a yoga instructor, he
was getting his Masters
580
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:16,675
in 20th century European art,
which of course includes...
581
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:20,613
The stolen sketch that
Tex was hired to find.
582
00:29:24,909 --> 00:29:27,831
Zoe just texted. Her and Tex are on
their way over to his apartment.
583
00:29:27,856 --> 00:29:29,972
Hopefully, they find
some clues in there.
584
00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:36,699
- You certainly look the part.
- I've done yoga before.
585
00:29:36,746 --> 00:29:37,964
Really?
586
00:29:38,465 --> 00:29:41,542
OK, fine. The Mat's Zoe's.
I'll see you after class,
587
00:29:41,567 --> 00:29:43,176
and be careful.
588
00:29:43,201 --> 00:29:45,191
Yeah. I'm just gonna poke
around Mateo's office.
589
00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:47,940
Child's play. Uh, Angie...
590
00:29:49,738 --> 00:29:51,222
Namaste.
591
00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:55,035
Knees bent
592
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,963
as we sweep the arms overhead.
593
00:29:58,395 --> 00:30:00,924
Draw in the belly.
594
00:30:02,358 --> 00:30:06,054
And sink into the hips.
595
00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:08,253
Remember, our hips are the centre
596
00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:10,268
of our sexuality.
597
00:30:10,766 --> 00:30:13,832
- Oh yeah, you're very tight.
- Geez, buy a girl
598
00:30:13,857 --> 00:30:16,231
- a drink first.
- Better.
599
00:30:16,484 --> 00:30:19,617
- Do you feel that?
- It's vaguely familiar.
600
00:30:19,642 --> 00:30:22,488
Yeah. The hips are opening, lubricating.
601
00:30:22,802 --> 00:30:24,990
The name that comes to mind is...?
602
00:30:25,584 --> 00:30:28,828
I'm gonna say Gavin. I don't
really know, it's been a while.
603
00:30:29,004 --> 00:30:31,998
Psoas. Our hip-flexors.
604
00:30:32,023 --> 00:30:33,876
Oh! Haha!
605
00:30:35,015 --> 00:30:36,836
Of course.
606
00:31:03,478 --> 00:31:05,259
You realize that a person's space is
607
00:31:05,278 --> 00:31:06,441
a reflection of their mind?
608
00:31:06,466 --> 00:31:08,628
Yeah. We're in trouble then.
609
00:31:09,010 --> 00:31:11,936
Well, first thing on
my radar: your phone.
610
00:31:11,961 --> 00:31:13,504
Which I don't keep in my computer.
611
00:31:13,529 --> 00:31:15,238
No. But if you're smart,
612
00:31:15,263 --> 00:31:19,058
and I suspect you are, tall,
good looking, funny, first born,
613
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:21,050
all scientifically proven signs,
614
00:31:21,075 --> 00:31:24,425
then you will have downloaded an
online tracker for your phone.
615
00:31:24,682 --> 00:31:26,386
You're a little weird, aren't you?
616
00:31:26,411 --> 00:31:28,190
Angie says the exact same thing.
617
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,691
If someone was one of a kind,
my grandmother would say
618
00:31:30,716 --> 00:31:32,183
they were a "One."
619
00:31:32,273 --> 00:31:35,041
Angie's a "One." Matt
Shade's a lucky man.
620
00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:37,597
Oh, Shade? No, no, no, no.
She and Shade are
621
00:31:37,622 --> 00:31:40,095
- just business partners.
- So she's single?
622
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,058
Oh, embarrassingly so.
623
00:31:42,473 --> 00:31:44,738
Yet don't tell her I said that.
624
00:31:48,571 --> 00:31:51,273
O.M.G.
625
00:31:51,298 --> 00:31:53,332
- What?
- Your phone,
626
00:31:53,817 --> 00:31:56,290
you're never gonna guess where it is.
627
00:31:57,606 --> 00:32:01,612
You mean in this very office
where I'm standing right now?
628
00:32:01,637 --> 00:32:04,387
[I've linked your phone
to Tex's locator app, so]
629
00:32:04,412 --> 00:32:06,621
I should be able to get you
there within a foot or two.
630
00:32:06,646 --> 00:32:10,457
- [Alright, go for it.]
- Ready? Turn left.
631
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,259
Wait. Did you go to
your left or my left?
632
00:32:14,284 --> 00:32:17,645
- My left.
- Yeah. OK, turn right.
633
00:32:20,989 --> 00:32:23,526
Alright, I'm standing in
front of a big cabinet.
634
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:26,403
[OK, perfect. Go to the right.]
635
00:32:26,459 --> 00:32:28,846
Alright. Down. Your down.
636
00:32:28,871 --> 00:32:31,114
Zoe, down is down.
637
00:32:32,057 --> 00:32:33,521
Alright.
638
00:32:33,546 --> 00:32:35,895
It's locked. Hold on a sec.
639
00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,503
Oh, Mateo, this is your office?
640
00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:45,114
- Oh, crap!
- Couldn't find it.
641
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:54,604
You were a bad influence in there.
642
00:32:54,629 --> 00:32:58,068
I am so sorry. Next time, I
will focus on my breathing
643
00:32:58,093 --> 00:33:00,535
or these beautiful paintings.
644
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,036
- Sadly, they're only prints.
- Hmm... Well, you know,
645
00:33:04,061 --> 00:33:06,361
there's nothing like the real thing.
646
00:33:06,468 --> 00:33:10,198
That's so true. Do you...
own a real thing?
647
00:33:10,262 --> 00:33:12,296
Oh, my family has a small collection
648
00:33:12,321 --> 00:33:13,731
but they're mostly just sketches.
649
00:33:13,756 --> 00:33:16,370
Oh, I always find the sketches
more interesting though.
650
00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:18,411
The raw, sudden expression of an artist,
651
00:33:18,436 --> 00:33:20,895
it's... it's breathtaking.
652
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,294
Exactly.
653
00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:24,544
And between you and me,
it's much more affordable.
654
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:27,645
I mean we're talking hundreds
of thousands versus millions.
655
00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:29,637
I'm sorry, what was your name again?
656
00:33:29,662 --> 00:33:31,630
Uh, Paloma.
657
00:33:31,655 --> 00:33:33,598
"Paloma." Pleasure.
658
00:33:34,227 --> 00:33:36,156
I heard you have an indoor yoga studio;
659
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,927
- I would love to see it.
- Sure. Anything for you.
660
00:33:39,534 --> 00:33:41,148
By the way,
661
00:33:41,244 --> 00:33:43,911
has anyone ever told you
you have beautiful form?
662
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,388
No, actually.
663
00:33:45,413 --> 00:33:46,943
Do tell.
664
00:33:51,811 --> 00:33:53,290
Alright, Zoe. All clear.
665
00:33:53,315 --> 00:33:55,260
Did you hear that guy macking on Angie?
666
00:33:55,285 --> 00:33:57,255
Didn't it just make you wanna
punch him in the Jimmy?
667
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,580
Zoe, men don't punch
other men in the Jimmy!
668
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,457
Forget it. Look,
669
00:34:02,837 --> 00:34:04,864
just give me a second.
670
00:34:08,428 --> 00:34:11,758
Um!
671
00:34:24,594 --> 00:34:27,614
Zoe, please tell me you
have Tex's passcode.
672
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:30,026
Yeah. It's 0411, his mother's birthday.
673
00:34:30,051 --> 00:34:32,974
- Isn't that just so sweet?
- Yeah, the sweetest.
674
00:34:35,985 --> 00:34:37,493
Got you.
675
00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,653
Well, I think we were right about Mateo.
676
00:34:41,678 --> 00:34:43,812
He went full Casanova on me.
677
00:34:43,986 --> 00:34:45,709
He's not the only one.
678
00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:47,325
I found Tex's phone,
679
00:34:47,350 --> 00:34:49,547
and you'll never guess who's on it.
680
00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:52,091
Candice Green?!
681
00:34:52,694 --> 00:34:55,302
I wonder what that yoga
position's called.
682
00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:02,114
[OK, so we think Mateo Navarro
is behind the art thefts.]
683
00:35:02,139 --> 00:35:04,478
OK. I'm running his name now.
684
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:07,012
- Walk me through what we know.
- [OK, uh, ]
685
00:35:07,037 --> 00:35:09,609
Candice and Mark go to
Intimate Intentions
686
00:35:09,634 --> 00:35:11,974
for relation therapy,
yoga, blah blah blah.
687
00:35:11,999 --> 00:35:14,427
Mateo discovers they
have an original sketch
688
00:35:14,452 --> 00:35:16,826
- ripe for the picking.
- Mateo seduces Candice
689
00:35:16,851 --> 00:35:18,981
who secretly keeps going
to Intimate Intentions
690
00:35:19,006 --> 00:35:21,690
after Mark pulls out, so to speak.
691
00:35:21,715 --> 00:35:24,039
- Mateo steals the sketch.
- [Mark hires me.]
692
00:35:24,064 --> 00:35:26,639
[I catch them in a very
compromising position.]
693
00:35:26,664 --> 00:35:28,999
They catch me catch them, and bam.
694
00:35:29,106 --> 00:35:31,505
Mateo chases Tex, sees him
695
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,673
get hit, steals his phone.
696
00:35:33,698 --> 00:35:35,863
Now, Candice knows all this,
but she can't say anything
697
00:35:35,888 --> 00:35:37,606
or she'd have to admit to the affair.
698
00:35:37,631 --> 00:35:40,536
So we just need Mateo to
lead us to the artwork.
699
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:43,013
- Except...
- Except what?
700
00:35:43,038 --> 00:35:45,106
Mateo and Candice are
still sleeping together
701
00:35:45,131 --> 00:35:47,258
after the sketch is stolen. That's when
702
00:35:47,283 --> 00:35:49,083
- you took the photograph.
- So what?
703
00:35:49,108 --> 00:35:52,280
So if a Lothario like that
pulls a scam like this,
704
00:35:52,305 --> 00:35:54,305
he'd be in the wind
faster than you can say
705
00:35:54,330 --> 00:35:56,951
"next wealthy socialite." They're
still sleeping together.
706
00:35:56,976 --> 00:35:58,976
That means Candice is in on it.
707
00:35:59,001 --> 00:36:01,335
Wow! You two are good.
708
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,263
Is that Mateo's office?
709
00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:04,474
Yeah.
710
00:36:04,499 --> 00:36:07,725
Candice had the same orange
key tag in her purse.
711
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:09,600
But what would they both need a key for?
712
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:12,546
A storage locker. Number 54.
713
00:36:12,635 --> 00:36:14,534
[OK. There must be]
714
00:36:14,559 --> 00:36:16,447
200 self-storage places in the city.
715
00:36:16,472 --> 00:36:18,516
There's no way I could get a
warrant for every single one.
716
00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,403
So we need Candice or Mateo to help us
717
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,482
narrow that down.
718
00:36:23,248 --> 00:36:24,940
I'm beginning to know that look.
719
00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:26,965
You almost have your memory back.
720
00:36:26,990 --> 00:36:28,520
That's right, so?
721
00:36:28,545 --> 00:36:30,932
So Candice and Mateo don't know that.
722
00:36:37,137 --> 00:36:38,871
- Hey.
- Hi.
723
00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:40,625
- Thanks for meeting me.
- Of course.
724
00:36:40,650 --> 00:36:42,275
- How are you?
- I'm good. I'm working
725
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,150
on the memories, but not
having much luck yet.
726
00:36:44,175 --> 00:36:47,331
That's good. Well, I mean
that you're working on it.
727
00:36:47,608 --> 00:36:49,908
And listen, don't even think
twice about the case.
728
00:36:49,933 --> 00:36:51,673
Consider it closed.
729
00:36:51,698 --> 00:36:54,599
Look, the Schiele sketch,
it's just a thing.
730
00:36:54,748 --> 00:36:56,814
But we'll pay you in full of course.
731
00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,176
Listen...
732
00:36:58,502 --> 00:37:01,837
- I think you're in grave danger.
- What?!
733
00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:03,871
A few foggy memories
keep coming back to me,
734
00:37:03,896 --> 00:37:07,130
and I keep seeing this man
with curly dark hair.
735
00:37:07,155 --> 00:37:09,060
I think he's dangerous.
736
00:37:09,536 --> 00:37:13,190
And the number 54, it keeps coming up.
737
00:37:13,548 --> 00:37:15,387
Does any of this mean anything to you?
738
00:37:15,412 --> 00:37:18,379
No. I'm sorry, but I'll...
739
00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:19,947
I'll keep a look out.
740
00:37:19,972 --> 00:37:24,534
Listen, I'm running late for a meeting.
I've gotta go.
741
00:37:26,061 --> 00:37:27,997
You take care of yourself.
742
00:37:38,447 --> 00:37:40,347
- It worked.
- Great!
743
00:37:40,372 --> 00:37:43,021
Candice is on the move. We
need to stick with Mateo.
744
00:37:43,046 --> 00:37:46,147
- Let's hope we were right.
- You know, I've got a feeling
745
00:37:46,172 --> 00:37:48,600
we're gonna have the Greens'
sketch in our hand by nightfall.
746
00:37:48,741 --> 00:37:51,919
- A feeling?
- More of an observation. Look.
747
00:37:51,944 --> 00:37:56,271
Lady, start your engine.
748
00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:08,601
We have to sell it. Tonight.
749
00:38:08,626 --> 00:38:11,099
We can't. If we sell
it before the divorce
750
00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:12,974
goes through, Mark gets half the money.
751
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,317
- Half of your money, you mean.
- Oh, it'll all be ours
752
00:38:15,342 --> 00:38:17,083
once we're free to be together.
753
00:38:17,108 --> 00:38:19,041
We talked about this.
754
00:38:19,121 --> 00:38:20,567
Why don't I fence it? Put the money
755
00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:23,365
- in an overseas account?
- With your name on it?
756
00:38:23,390 --> 00:38:24,886
Oh, what, you don't trust me?
757
00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:28,115
Oh, come on, baby, please.
758
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,953
Let's go.
759
00:38:53,183 --> 00:38:54,516
Oh, hey.
760
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,252
- You found your Schiele.
- You tricked me!
761
00:38:57,277 --> 00:38:59,634
Technically, you tried
to trick me first.
762
00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:02,353
- Uh, Mateo!
- Sorry, Candi. Nothing proves
763
00:39:02,378 --> 00:39:04,478
I was ever a part of this.
This isn't my first rodeo,
764
00:39:04,503 --> 00:39:06,447
- sweetheart.
- It's not ours either.
765
00:39:12,265 --> 00:39:14,868
He seduced me! He stole the sketch!
766
00:39:14,893 --> 00:39:18,164
Never trust a man who tells you
everything you want to hear, Candi.
767
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,509
Mateo Navarro?
768
00:39:20,534 --> 00:39:22,603
- I didn't do anything wrong.
- Not under that name.
769
00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:24,087
But under several others, you're wanted
770
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:27,071
- for international art theft.
- That's not true.
771
00:39:27,572 --> 00:39:29,720
Come with me, we've got
some art to discuss.
772
00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:40,283
So that's what all the
fuss has been about,
773
00:39:40,308 --> 00:39:44,376
- huh? Beautiful woman.
- Isn't it always?
774
00:39:51,126 --> 00:39:52,273
Stefani!
775
00:39:52,298 --> 00:39:53,892
- [Hey, where are you?]
- Hey. Yeah, I'm getting
776
00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:57,020
out of here in a minute. No,
there's no need to reschedule.
777
00:39:57,045 --> 00:39:58,696
So, we should go celebrate.
778
00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,597
Oh, I, uh... think Shade's busy.
779
00:40:01,622 --> 00:40:03,194
Good. He's not invited.
780
00:40:03,302 --> 00:40:05,487
That's terrible. He's my partner.
781
00:40:05,512 --> 00:40:08,323
Well, maybe I'm not the
nice guy you think I am.
782
00:40:09,425 --> 00:40:11,201
Really?
783
00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:14,806
Wanna find out?
784
00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:19,056
- Yeah, right away. Yeah.
- [Alright. See you tonight.]
785
00:40:25,245 --> 00:40:28,052
Everything used to be
about goals, winning.
786
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,793
Now. it's about winning
for other people:
787
00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:33,933
Jules, my dad, clients.
788
00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:36,223
- Angie?
- Yeah.
789
00:40:37,315 --> 00:40:38,981
You OK?
790
00:40:39,006 --> 00:40:40,941
Oh yeah, I'm good. Just too much AC.
791
00:40:44,037 --> 00:40:47,301
You are so insanely down to earth.
792
00:40:47,326 --> 00:40:49,293
- Thank you.
- I could throw in
793
00:40:49,318 --> 00:40:51,652
a scandal or two if you think
it'd make a better episode.
794
00:40:51,677 --> 00:40:53,926
- OK, I'm intrigued.
- There was that one time
795
00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:56,043
in Albuquerque, but that
one goes to the grave.
796
00:41:07,676 --> 00:41:08,910
Oh...
797
00:41:09,715 --> 00:41:11,690
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry,
798
00:41:11,715 --> 00:41:15,035
I thought... Wow, that
was really professional.
799
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:17,580
- No, that's...
- No, I...
800
00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:20,652
I get it, I get it. But I am gonna go,
801
00:41:20,677 --> 00:41:22,856
and I will call you soon.
802
00:41:23,695 --> 00:41:27,567
About the show.
803
00:41:28,996 --> 00:41:32,604
I don't get it, Dad.
804
00:41:32,629 --> 00:41:35,796
A beautiful woman leans
in to kiss me, and...
805
00:41:36,439 --> 00:41:38,246
I didn't reciprocate.
806
00:41:38,271 --> 00:41:41,697
Yeah... real mystery you got there.
807
00:41:41,722 --> 00:41:43,788
What's that supposed to mean?
808
00:41:43,813 --> 00:41:45,836
You can be ridiculous
sometimes, you know that?
809
00:41:45,861 --> 00:41:47,839
I can be ridiculous sometimes?
810
00:41:47,864 --> 00:41:50,426
Oh, come on! I'm not an idiot.
811
00:41:50,756 --> 00:41:52,756
I know what I walked
in on the other night
812
00:41:52,781 --> 00:41:54,236
when I came back from
the soup competition.
813
00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:56,681
- Didn't walk in on anything.
- Oh, really?
814
00:41:56,706 --> 00:41:58,272
Really!
815
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,955
Everything with Angie is fine.
816
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:03,126
Everything with work is fine.
817
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:05,315
It's better than fine, it's great!
818
00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:07,814
Whatever you say, son.
819
00:42:24,897 --> 00:42:27,031
- Thank you.
- Welcome.
820
00:42:27,447 --> 00:42:29,220
What are we drinking to?
821
00:42:29,449 --> 00:42:32,820
To the life we choose.
822
00:42:32,845 --> 00:42:34,665
To a life we choose.
823
00:42:35,418 --> 00:42:37,885
Mmm!
824
00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:40,611
Hey, the other thing in my list,
825
00:42:40,636 --> 00:42:42,728
"Brown Eyed Girl," I
remembered what it meant.
826
00:42:42,753 --> 00:42:44,519
- Ooh, something case related?
- No, it was
827
00:42:44,544 --> 00:42:46,556
- just my favourite song.
- Oh! Hahaha!
828
00:42:46,581 --> 00:42:48,016
I remember hearing it
for the first time,
829
00:42:48,041 --> 00:42:50,007
and I couldn't get it out of my head.
830
00:42:50,077 --> 00:42:54,133
The first time I saw you, I
felt exactly the same way.
831
00:42:55,127 --> 00:42:59,378
Oh.
832
00:43:00,673 --> 00:43:03,842
Wanna get out of here?
833
00:43:03,867 --> 00:43:07,049
Yeah.
834
00:43:28,433 --> 00:43:34,463
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