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(Sopranos theme song)
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(Tapping foot)
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How are you feeling,
from your accident?
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Fine, thank you.
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(Stomach growling)
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Honestly, if you'd told me five years
ago I'd be sitting here today...
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Anthony's attacks,
how do they make you feel?
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(Deep sigh)
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Well, concerned, of course.
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Helpless.
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- Frustrated, maybe.
- With your inability to help him?
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I was referring to your
inability to help him.
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She has helped me.
What are you saying?
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It's been three years,
you still pass out on a regular basis.
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I understand your frustration.
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Did he share our insights
about his last panic attack?
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I told you, remember? The capocollo,
and my mother when I was a kid.
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Right, yes.
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Is there anything in the family dynamic
that could serve as a trigger?
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- Something in your dialoguing?
- Excuse me?
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I don't know you that well.
We're trying to get to root causes.
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- Maybe you do things that affect me.
- Oh, really?
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What?
People affect each other in life.
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Oh, is this how it works?
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You're looking for someone
to point the finger at?
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She didn't say anything.
Don't get defensive!
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You know what? Maybe you should
explore your own behavior.
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Maybe you pass out
because you're guilty.
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You stick your dick in anything,
maybe that's a root cause.
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Very nice. That's very nice.
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Mm-hmm
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I told you months ago I broke it off
with that Russian person. Right?
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It's like smoking your whole life
and then suing cigarette companies.
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You agreed to come here.
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Forget it, this is fucking ridiculous.
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Right, just sit there.
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Silence, anger, then you pass out
and you blame the rest of the world.
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Yeah, I love you too.
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- You're both very angry.
- Must've been top of your class.
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Jesus Christ!
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What?
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Great. And I'm the one that doesn't
fucking communicate?
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Want to know what's wrong?
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After 19 years, we have to pay
someone to teach us how to interact.
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You were all in favor.
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(Honking)
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Slow down.
Stop driving like a maniac!
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Maybe we'll die.
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Think it's easy?
I'm the new kid at school.
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- I can't even open my mouth.
- Who's picking on you?
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- She took your side with everything.
- Please!
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I'm sure you'll have a good laugh
about it next time.
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Yeah.
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(Sirens approaching)
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Oh, motherfucking fuck!
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Jesus Christ.
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- Happy? What did I tell you?
- It's a fucking speed trap.
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How you doing?
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Got new shoes.
Soles are a little heavy.
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License, registration,
and insurance card, please.
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You're with the township, right?
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I had dinner with your boss last week.
Tony soprano.
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Please remove the license
from the wallet.
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- You know why I stopped you?
- Yeah, I do.
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Why don't you and your wife
have dinner on me?
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You can tell her about it.
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- Are you offering me a bribe, sir?
- Of course not. You gotta relax.
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Would you shut the engine, please?
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What happens if I don't feel like
shutting the engine?
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Dispatch, request backup.
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- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Tony.
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Five-eight—two, what's your 20?
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Dispatch, cancel backup.
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- This the high point of your career?
- Wait in the car.
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(Radio chatter)
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Our tax dollars, hard at work.
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You'd think they'd be out
arresting dope dealers.
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This fucking smoke's
actually writing me up.
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- Stay in the car, Tony.
- Affirmative action cocksucker.
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- What'd Freddie want?
- Peppers and eggs.
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- Help me carry it.
- I saw a meter maid.
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Bullshit.
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Get me a Manhattan special
instead of the coke.
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There's always some fucker
on your machine.
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- You shouldn't listen to my machine!
- Shut your mouth!
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You know what? Fuck you.
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Don't call me anymore!
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Get back in the goddamn car!
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- Could you give me a ride?
- What the fuck are you looking at?
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- We're on a job in teaneck.
- Two minutes.
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- Get back here, Tina.
- Eat shit, asshole!
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Can't you just do me this favor?
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- Why don't you go?
- Can't you take me?
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Look, there's a car service...
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Sal!
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What the fuck?
He didn't do anything!
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- Come on, you wanna fuck her?
- Stop, he didn't do anything!
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What are you doing? Stop!
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Get back in the fucking car!
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Get in the car!
Get in the fucking car, now!
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Bryan!
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Hey.
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How are you?
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Thanks for coming, Tony.
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Hey. How you doing?
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Hey.
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I brought him some Whitman's.
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How's he doing?
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I talked to him before,
I think he squeezed my hand.
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He's gonna be a vegetable.
A fucking retard.
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- No, he's gonna be fine.
- Look at the bright side.
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He wasn't that smart to begin with.
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It's a tense situation.
A little fucking levity.
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- What are you doing here?
- I can't visit my cousin?
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I want this cocksucker
to bleed from his ass, skipper.
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- You got it.
- Just say the word.
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Go grab us some coffee.
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Come on, you kidding?
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Better yet, go to the ear,
nose and throat department.
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Get your hearing checked.
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You tell the cops who did this?
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I'm upset, but please.
I know how to keep my mouth shut.
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Unless there's a salami sandwich.
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What the fuck?
We're having a meeting.
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Two minutes he's in charge,
he's Lee iacocca.
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Come on. Not here. Come on.
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- Any beef with him and mustang Sally?
- Didn't owe him any money?
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No, nothing.
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No, this kid's a wack job.
Meadowlands, last year.
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Threw a hot dog vendor off the
second mezzanine. Too many onions.
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Geeg?
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- Get him under control.
- With extreme fucking prejudice.
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- We gotta go. All right.
- See you, ton.
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Hey, it's gonna be fine.
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Thanks, Tony.
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If I go and prepare
a place for you...
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I will come back again
and take you to myself...
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So that where I am,
you may also be.
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- This is the word of the lord.
- Thanks be to god.
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There are many rooms
in my father's house.
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Most certainly one for febby.
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Febby lived a full life,
a life of service to others.
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His 78 years saw him serve
his family as a devoted father...
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His country as a supply sergeant
in the pacific...
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And most importantly,
our lord as a devout catholic.
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When I last visited febby
in the hospital...
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He'd finished his chemotherapy.
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Though frail and extremely thin,
his fighting spirit was still intact.
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His body was wracked with pain.
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You know Greg d'aiuto?
His grandfather had cancer.
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They froze him till they find a cure.
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Mary. Carmela.
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Hugh.
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Oh.
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- For the poor box.
- Thank you.
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- I'm going to check out the hearse.
- Don't get lost, a.J.
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Well, I'll see you out at...
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See you, father.
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(Coughing)
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Come here, you.
Let me look at you.
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Hey! Come here!
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- Wanted to surprise you.
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You mean old prick.
I thought you were in Miami.
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It's too hot there.
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I came to see the grandkids,
and my doctor's here.
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Yeah, Bobby said you weren't
feeling too good.
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I'm gonna bring the car around.
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- Sorry about your uncle.
- Febby was carmela's uncle.
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Buon'anima.
He should rest in peace.
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Ninety-four pounds when he died.
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He was always thin.
What do you expect?
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(Coughing)
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As long as I got you here...
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Your godson, mustang Sally intile.
He did a Lee trevino off a guy's head.
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That prick is my godson in name only.
It was a favor to his father.
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Well, I'm just saying, because...
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This isn't the first time.
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You do whatever you gotta do.
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Just so you heard it from me.
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Thank you. And I appreciate you
looking out for Bobby.
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He's been a huge help with my uncle.
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That one don't need any help.
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He's out of jail on a fucking medical.
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He makes me laugh, your uncle.
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Yeah, we're talking about you,
you cagey fuck!
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- You got them all fooled.
- Yeah, that's right.
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(Honking)
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There's Bobby.
I'm sorry for your loss.
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- See you later.
- Okay.
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(Coughing)
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What the fuck, he's really sick?
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That cough.
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He smoked those camels
since he's in short pants.
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- Lung cancer? Oh, fuck.
- Another toothpick.
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What kind of way is that
to talk about a sick person?
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- Good night, now.
- Good night. Thank you.
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Forty-two years. My god.
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When it's right, it's right.
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We said we'd save the barolo
for a big night?
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Check out these numbers.
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00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:45,963
Heh?
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- My god! I knew we were busy, but...
- Not bad, eh?
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J'ladi daj'
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I think I'm gonna pass
on the wine tonight.
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A night like this,
you're gonna make me drink alone?
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What is it, you okay?
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00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:14,700
You know I love it here,
and you are such a great boss...
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00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:18,496
But Christopher doesn't
want me working anymore.
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- Please don't be mad.
- No, I'm not mad. I'm happy for you.
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You know, with his change
in situation...
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You know how he is.
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You think I wanna be stuck
in this prison?
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I wanted to give you notice. I was
supposed to tell you two weeks ago.
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Is it okay if tonight's my last night?
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Yeah, I guess I'll get
Charmaine to cover.
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Thank you!
I was so nervous about telling you.
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Christopher's picking me up.
I'm gonna fix my makeup.
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Okay.
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Of course.
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You're not gonna jump me?
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- What?
- I'm open here. I'll have to king you.
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Fuck it, I don't want to play.
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I don't really want to either.
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- What's with you? All day, gloomy Gus.
- Sorry, it's just...
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It's my father.
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He's tough, he'll beat it.
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- It's not the cancer, it's Tony.
- Tony? What about him?
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Don't speak in anagrams.
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- He okayed my dad to hit Sally.
- He put that kid in a coma.
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Fuck Sally, I'm worried about my
father. He's been retired seven years.
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Are we in the Navy?
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It's not that.
This was a proud man, junior.
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He's over the other night, I had to
help him off the toilet, he's so weak.
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Shut the fuck up with the toilets!
All this morbidity!
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I'm sorry, you're right.
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Fuck.
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This point in his life,
to have him do a thing like this.
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00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:41,681
I never ask you for anything.
Tell Tony I'll do it if he wants.
240
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,558
Fuck what he wants.
I'm the boss.
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You're right, I'm sorry.
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00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,315
Stop your crying! I'll tell him.
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Making me fucking depressed now.
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Bacala's okay with it.
Why do you care?
245
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:03,869
- What is it with these power trips?
- What the fuck are you talking about?
246
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,079
(Knocking)
247
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,542
- Pardon me. May I?
- Yeah.
248
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,175
- Your girl got any coffee out there?
- I think we can rustle some up.
249
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,346
Tax code, another client.
IRS troubles.
250
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:27,101
Sorry, Mel. To find a place
they're not allowed to bug...
251
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:33,065
- Dr. Schreck's office is full.
- I sit too much anyway.
252
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,408
It has to be the old man?
There's no other way?
253
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,453
There's a million ways,
but this'll work.
254
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,414
It was gigi's idea,
I'm not cutting his balls off.
255
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:56,547
Sally's Mia. Two days ago he
reaches out to bacala for help.
256
00:20:56,756 --> 00:21:02,595
Old man bacala's his godfather, he can
get close without arousing suspicion.
257
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:05,765
- Doesn't sit right.
- He's done it before.
258
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,268
- He's a sick man!
- It's something to live for.
259
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:22,782
I took those Duncan sheik records
and shoved them up his ass.
260
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,368
Wait a minute.
261
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,455
- Who let this one in?
- Wolfgang fuckface.
262
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,834
Hey, Artie.
263
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,676
The man who stole her away.
264
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,056
Adriana, she gave her notice.
265
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,195
Help yourself.
266
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,659
You better be good to that girl.
267
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,869
You cocksucker.
268
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,580
No wonder the food sucks.
269
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,916
You're supposed to cook
with the wine, Artie.
270
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,709
Three years.
271
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:21,549
Best hostess I ever had.
This piece of shit steals her away.
272
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:26,095
- Artie, come on.
- He knows I'm breaking his balls.
273
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,346
Alright.
274
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:36,313
Seriously, though.
I'm you, I hire a food taster.
275
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,816
Don't fuck with a chef.
276
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,570
You're the only one
who can swing a meat cleaver?
277
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,364
- Fuck you.
- Artie.
278
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,826
I'm kidding!
279
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,706
Wanna try cooking
with one fucking eye?
280
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:56,375
That's enough! Go wait outside!
281
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,253
Now!
282
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,976
What the fuck?
283
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:18,689
What the fuck is wrong with you?
She's his fiancée!
284
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,357
I loved her.
285
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,611
I fucking love her now.
286
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:34,413
Artie, do me a favor.
287
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:38,208
Don't ever fucking say that again
to anybody, ever.
288
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,753
What am I, a joke?
289
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:45,591
Yeah, a stupid fucking bald one.
290
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,843
Not to mention married.
291
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,305
Can I tell you something?
292
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,643
She's a cunt, my fucking wife.
293
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:02,399
A girl like Ade, that's a woman.
If I still had my hair...
294
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:06,236
She's a young girl. You could have
hair like fucking Casey kasem.
295
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,113
It won't make a difference.
296
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,406
Yeah.
297
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:23,087
Now look, go in the back,
get some coffee.
298
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,465
Go home, go the fuck to sleep.
299
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,175
I should go apologize.
300
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:32,805
Not right now, okay?
Let me talk to Chris.
301
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:34,848
You go home.
302
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,436
Call me tomorrow.
303
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,066
Got a business opportunity
over in Newark.
304
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,156
Jesus-fucking-Christ.
305
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,256
Mr. Spears for you on three.
306
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,134
Seth, I gotta take this.
307
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,802
All right.
308
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:14,096
Hey.
309
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,598
What about this speeding ticket?
310
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,977
- What?
- I just got a letter in the mail.
311
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,395
Throw it out.
312
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:24,690
I gotta call my guy down at the dmv?
313
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:29,528
It's a deplorable situation
and I'll take care of it.
314
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:33,157
Good news about the
riverfront esplanade thing.
315
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,618
Just straighten the fucking
ticket out, okay?
316
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,418
Where's your father?
317
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:49,048
He stopped by the bakery.
Wanted to pick up a shortcake.
318
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,508
He never comes empty-handed.
319
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,891
Talk to Tony?
320
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:02,770
No, I decided against it.
I didn't even call him.
321
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,856
This life comes with responsibilities.
322
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:09,568
- Your old man knows that.
- I was asking for me.
323
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:14,406
Teddy Roosevelt gave an entire
speech with a bullet in his chest.
324
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,617
Some things are a matter of duty.
325
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,786
(Knocking)
326
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,384
(Garbage disposal turns on)
327
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,139
Son of a bitch.
328
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,644
(Coughing)
329
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:49,191
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine. Fucking steps.
330
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:52,611
Well, here, sit down. Jesus.
331
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,280
(Hacking)
332
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,246
Fuck, is that blood?
333
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,957
Jesus Christ, call a fucking doctor!
334
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,250
No, no, no.
335
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,920
It's the nodules in his lungs.
It happens when he's out of breath.
336
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,047
(Coughing)
337
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,802
St. Dennis, is this what it comes to?
338
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:21,348
Get him some water!
These doctors, what are they doing?
339
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,143
I don't know, whatever they do.
340
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,352
Water.
341
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:29,231
I want you to call John Kennedy
at St. barnabas.
342
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,733
Junior, I'm happy with my guy.
343
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,778
What is he doing?
Are you on chemo?
344
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,489
Is he giving you oxygen therapy?
345
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:41,577
Junior, the cure is worse
than the fucking illness!
346
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,871
(Coughing)
347
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:49,626
Cocksucker! This is an outrage!
You can't clip someone like this!
348
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,379
Junior, I want to do it.
349
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:57,551
Eight years sitting on my ass.
It'll feel good being useful.
350
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:01,346
He's tough.
What if things don't go your way?
351
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,183
If they don't, they don't.
352
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,853
What the fuck, I'm dead anyway.
353
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,691
(Coughing)
354
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:20,324
Paul Newman's dressing
makes 100 million a year...
355
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,076
And people love my sauce.
356
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,871
Arthur, you run a restaurant.
357
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:29,499
What do you know
about mass production?
358
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:36,215
I have an associate's in business.
We can't grow unless we take risks.
359
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:42,554
Going into business with a gangster
isn't a risk. It's a sure disaster.
360
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:46,892
It's legitimate.
It's part of the revitalization.
361
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:50,938
Newark gives tax breaks
for reopening old factories.
362
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,689
I'm trying to work.
363
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,066
Fuck the vegetables.
364
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,275
We have a chance
to have our own company.
365
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,236
Our own line of products.
366
00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:59,905
Then why is it called satriale's?
367
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:03,909
The pork store has a customer base.
Name recognition.
368
00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:10,249
Vesuvio doesn't? Your grandfather
opened up in the '30s, Arthur.
369
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,751
Tony talked to this marketing guy.
370
00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:18,674
Brand names beginning with a "v"
make people think of vagina. Turnoff.
371
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:23,345
- What did you just say?
- Vaseline, et cetera.
372
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,097
The whole thing is...
373
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:29,101
- Can't you see the opportunities?
- To be a mob front.
374
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:33,355
- Jesus Christ, already.
- When are you gonna learn?
375
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,941
Be happy in thine own self.
376
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:47,369
I'm telling you, the DVD's incredible.
Flat screen, fucking surround sound.
377
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:52,666
"In this world or the next,
I shall have my revenge."
378
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:53,959
Here we go.
379
00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:58,630
It's like the chariots are going
through the fucking house.
380
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,632
Skateboard's not enough.
381
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,302
Sweetheart, more water, please.
382
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:07,472
So I hear you got old man bacala
making a comeback?
383
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,436
He didn't hear it from me.
384
00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:16,690
I'm not butting in.
Junior asked me to talk to you.
385
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,527
He's just looking out
for the old man.
386
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,155
It does seem a little extreme.
387
00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:26,491
But my man gigootz knows
what he's doing.
388
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:30,579
- Glad I have your fucking approval.
- Whatever you say, cappy.
389
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:37,753
Here it is. For you, junior,
and anybody the fuck else.
390
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,923
Gigi's captain.
He gave the order.
391
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:45,427
Iokayedit end of fucking story.
392
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,140
Tony, no offense.
Obviously it's your call.
393
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:51,933
Yeah, obviously.
394
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,323
- What?
- Nothing.
395
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,536
It's just, you send in an old man?
396
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,539
What's he gonna do,
gum him to death?
397
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:18,752
- Anybody ask for your input?
- No, no, I'm just saying.
398
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,713
You should let me do it.
399
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:28,178
I'll take the guy apart at the joints.
With him conscious.
400
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,498
This way, sir.
401
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,921
We got all kinds...
402
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,641
Whoa, it's shaft.
403
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:19,396
- What, are you here on a stakeout?
- May I help you?
404
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:23,275
I need a piece of this.
Unless you wanna come over...
405
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,987
Check out my birdbath,
make sure it's up to code.
406
00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,157
I'll check the computer.
407
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:45,130
Get your ticket book.
That constitutes indecent exposure.
408
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:48,091
I no longer need my ticket book.
409
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:53,638
Your friend, the assemblyman, had me
transferred to the property room.
410
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:58,560
- No longer the scourge of cedar grove?
- Nor eligible for overtime.
411
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,979
Leon, take your break at 2.
412
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:12,449
Just so you know, I didn't tell him
to do any of that shit.
413
00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,829
That's very kind of you.
414
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,041
We're out of stock.
415
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,216
Tony!
416
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:33,220
- Tony, the phone!
- All right! Jesus!
417
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,971
He'll be right with you.
418
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:39,476
- Who is it?
- I don't know.
419
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,520
I'm going to fortunoff's.
420
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,481
- When are you coming home?
- When I'm done.
421
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,862
- Hello?
- It's Ron. You paged me?
422
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,073
Oh, yeah, yeah.
423
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,369
I ran into that guy, the traffic cop?
424
00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:02,040
- It's done, already taken care of.
- I know, it's just...
425
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:07,921
- You got him busted off the street?
- Isn't that what you wanted?
426
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:12,050
Yeah, but it's kind of harsh, no?
427
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:14,427
I spoke to his unit commander.
428
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,514
Nobody likes him.
He's a rabble-rouser.
429
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:21,518
Yeah, maybe. But I don't know, it...
430
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:25,564
It goes beyond you.
The guy's depressed or something.
431
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:28,900
They think he might have
some serious mental problems.
432
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:53,675
Cocksucker.
433
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:00,557
(Applause on TV)
434
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,601
You're a liar!
435
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:04,894
What was he lying about?
436
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,229
(Knocking)
437
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:14,070
- The old man?
- What's he look like?
438
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:18,992
- Like an old fucking man.
- He's all coughing and shit.
439
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:29,210
Uncle Bobby, thank god.
Thanks for coming.
440
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,464
More fucking stairs.
441
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,136
(Hacking)
442
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:44,309
You should quit while you're young.
443
00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:48,605
- Gotta die from something.
- Take that shit out of here.
444
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,649
All right, I'm sorry.
445
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,652
Let me talk to my uncle.
446
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,570
Over here.
447
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:03,995
- Who's this little spic?
- He fucks the lady whose house it is.
448
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:05,121
I'm sorry.
449
00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:11,127
You put that kid
in a fucking coma, sal.
450
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:19,052
- For what, talking to some puttana?
- I know I was wrong. I'm sorry.
451
00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:21,388
(Hacking)
452
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:27,018
He wasn't some citizen.
The kid has friends.
453
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:32,524
I'm sorry, uncle Bobby. Whatever
Tony soprano wants me to do.
454
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:36,903
Take it easy, I got you a pass.
455
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,656
Thank you.
456
00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:42,283
Thank you so fucking much.
457
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:49,290
It's good you called,
that's all I'm gonna say.
458
00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:52,001
Tell Tony it won't happen again.
459
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,964
Or if it does, I'll at least yell
"fore!" Next time.
460
00:36:57,674 --> 00:37:00,593
I'm sorry, I shouldn't make jokes.
461
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,721
(Hacking)
462
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,057
- Get me a glass of water.
- Yeah.
463
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,566
- You want ice?
- No.
464
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,445
Let the water run,
make sure it's cold.
465
00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:22,198
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
466
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,794
So this guy still in a coma?
467
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:40,091
Should I visit him,
or is that too fucked up?
468
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,094
Yeah, I think you should go see him.
469
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,432
I don't know.
470
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,435
Maybe I should send flowers,
or some shit.
471
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,395
Oh, what the fuck?
472
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:21,800
(Hacking)
473
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,899
(Groaning)
474
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,277
Hey, you fucking greaseball, you.
475
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,613
Any more smart remarks?
476
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:47,617
No, Mr. Bacala, please!
Please, no more!
477
00:38:58,670 --> 00:38:59,838
Mmm...
478
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,927
(Loud hacking)
479
00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:11,182
(Pop song playing)
480
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,066
(Sirens)
481
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,125
(Hacking)
482
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,549
Oh, shit!
483
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,891
(Gasping)
484
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,062
(Horn blaring)
485
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,780
(Radio continues)
486
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,749
All the fucking luck!
487
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,044
I said he shouldn't do it.
488
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:24,881
I had to go all the way
to staten island to identify him.
489
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:32,221
- He's a cold-hearted prick, my nephew.
- Cocksuckers didn't even clean him up.
490
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:36,809
He still had bits of glass in his hair
from the windshield.
491
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:39,604
What was he, 71?
492
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,107
I don't know, 68.
493
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:46,778
What did they say?
What was the cause of death?
494
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,947
Who? What do you mean?
495
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:55,119
Was it the cancer or the accident?
How advanced was the metastasis?
496
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:59,749
All due respect, junior,
what do you care about the details?
497
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,418
All this technical shit?
498
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,755
You're right.
499
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:12,679
The man's passed on.
We should let him rest in peace.
500
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,392
He was a good man, your father.
501
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,644
A good friend.
502
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,938
Motherfucker!
503
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,649
Goddamn it!
504
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,567
Dirty bastard!
505
00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:28,987
Son of a...
506
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,906
Jesus-fucking-Christ!
507
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:45,336
(50's song playing)
508
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:47,171
- Good night.
- Bye.
509
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:58,725
Customer says good night,
you barely look up?
510
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,519
I said it low.
511
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,192
Miss personality over here.
512
00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,695
What's with the glasses?
513
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,990
I left my contacts home.
514
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:18,286
I don't know what it is, but you've
had a hair across your ass all week.
515
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,620
(Laughter)
516
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,376
Lower your voice.
517
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:29,422
Still mad because I told you
you can't go in with Tony?
518
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:32,383
You don't tell me anything,
Charmaine.
519
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,344
And I'm going into business with Tony.
520
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:40,850
If you do this, Artie,
if you choose Tony over me...
521
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,102
What are you gonna do, divorce me?
522
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,653
- Is that what you want?
- What'd I say?
523
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:57,575
This marriage is over, Arthur.
524
00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:00,453
- I'm serious.
- It's about fucking time.
525
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,247
And you're not getting
the kids, either!
526
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:08,753
Son of a bitch.
527
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:13,341
(Knocking)
528
00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:18,096
Hey. Look who's here.
529
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:22,183
- He volunteered to mow your lawn.
- I did not.
530
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,393
Hi, Anthony.
531
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:28,314
It's that time of year.
Brought the last of my sweet corn.
532
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,280
What's the matter?
You all right?
533
00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:43,788
Anthony, be a good boy. Wait outside.
I need to talk to your father.
534
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:56,092
If this is about old man bacala,
I don't wanna fucking hear it.
535
00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,179
I have cancer.
536
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:11,816
- You have what?
- Cancer. The big casino.
537
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,820
Jesus Christ, when did you find out?
538
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:20,283
Blood in my stool.
539
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,744
Had a test before
your mother's funeral.
540
00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:26,664
That's why you been acting
so fucking weird?
541
00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:33,629
I mean, where is it?
Is it in your colon, or...?
542
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,214
My stomach.
543
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:42,972
Jesus Christ, uncle jun.
544
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:54,775
- Did they say how bad?
- Won't know until they open me up.
545
00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:57,195
I go in in two weeks.
546
00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:02,366
- This has to stay between us, Anthony.
- Yeah, of course.
547
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:11,876
Look, we'll get you help.
We'll get you the best there is.
548
00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:15,213
First Jackie with cancer, then febby.
549
00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:20,343
Old man bacala had it,
but now you'll get me help?
550
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,511
These things come in threes.
551
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:36,108
Is that why you didn't want
the old man to make the hit?
552
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:40,571
What, if he died of cancer,
he'd take your place?
553
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:46,702
- I asked you not to make him do it.
- Jesus Christ! UN-fucking-believable.
554
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:48,621
I'm serious, Anthony.
555
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:51,582
Promise me that you'll
dummy up about this.
556
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,877
Yeah, all right.
557
00:45:55,086 --> 00:46:00,091
You're sick, people treat you
like a nonentity. I'm serious.
558
00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:03,219
You can't talk about this
with anybody.
559
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:06,555
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
560
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,474
Of course.
561
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,226
(Phone ringing)
562
00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,605
- Hello?
- Uncle jun's got cancer.
563
00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:24,782
A lot of death.
564
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,410
Ma.
565
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:36,127
- Pop and the emphysema.
- Uncle jun. Another toothpick.
566
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:39,463
Hey, jan, come on.
A little respect, huh?
567
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,301
I'm sorry, it's just what ma
used to say.
568
00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:45,761
Yeah, that's right.
569
00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:50,766
- She said that about her own brother.
- Another toothpick.
570
00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,020
Jesus.
571
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:57,606
What was he, 36 years old,
uncle Mickey?
572
00:46:58,024 --> 00:46:59,358
Liver cancer.
573
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:05,114
Jesus. These old-timers.
574
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:13,039
The more hard-ass their attitude,
the more they suppress their feelings.
575
00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:16,917
- I think it's the illusion of control.
- Control?
576
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:23,507
You say the most horrible shit you can
think of in the face of tragedy.
577
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:25,968
It's like saying to god:
578
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:30,639
"See? You don't fool me, asshole.
I know what you're planning."
579
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:35,186
Yeah, like they're trying
to ward off evil, or some shit.
580
00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:38,939
Remember how ma,
she hated compliments?
581
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,025
Giving or taking them?
582
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:45,321
Because then maybe,
at any minute, boom!
583
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:54,163
I really been coming to know Christ.
584
00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,378
Ma, febby, uncle jun?
585
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:03,506
Always comes in threes.
586
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,384
And then there's the holy Trinity.
587
00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:09,053
You think that's a coincidence?
588
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,236
What happened to sal bonpensiero?
589
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,367
Witness protection.
590
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,371
Would you like to pray with me?
591
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:51,011
(Meadow singing pop song)
592
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,371
Two weeks ago?
593
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:20,666
Why didn't you say anything?
Did you report it?
594
00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:22,835
Campus security's a joke.
595
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:26,589
Don't you think they should know
there's a thief?
596
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:30,468
- Who? What are you talking about?
- Nothing.
597
00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,721
Her bike was stolen two weeks ago.
598
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,806
The ten speed?
599
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:38,726
- Didn't you lock it up?
- They used bolt cutters.
600
00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:42,563
A black guy from the neighborhood.
One of the kids saw him.
601
00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:50,112
- What?
- Did I say anything?
602
00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:02,124
A black guy? Imagine that.
603
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:07,588
- Tony...
- It's just, I can't believe it.
604
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,507
I am not listening.
605
00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:12,092
You're thinking the same thing.
606
00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:13,385
What did I say?
607
00:50:13,636 --> 00:50:16,847
You're twice as likely
to be robbed by a black.
608
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,600
- That is so racist!
- It's a fact.
609
00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:21,644
From who, David Duke?
610
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:26,023
- Why are they in the basement?
- Try the FBI. [Saw it on TV.
611
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:29,026
- You're quoting the FBI?
- They aren't.
612
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,112
- But the lamp?
- On battery backup.
613
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:36,617
- Why?
- Crime is economic, not racial.
614
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:41,038
You're more likely to steal
if you're poor...
615
00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:43,415
Which most black people are.
616
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,126
Wait till one takes your stereo.
617
00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:47,920
You're a hypocrite!
618
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:51,340
This is what I've been saying!
Stay with your own!
619
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:53,592
Wait a second.
620
00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:57,221
- Where are you taking that lamp?
- Mine gives me a headache.
621
00:50:57,555 --> 00:51:01,392
- Don't change the subject!
- I'm out of here!
622
00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:04,144
Be sure to call
when you need some money!
623
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:13,696
Now you got something you can
rat me out about in therapy!
624
00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:23,872
- Madonna, this place!
- You only retire once.
625
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,758
Is that an earring?
626
00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:36,385
Huh?
627
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:39,388
- Your ear, I never noticed before.
- This?
628
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,643
Had it for years.
I don't wear it all the time.
629
00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:49,982
Did Chris tell you
we had a little run-in?
630
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:53,193
- He's just jealous.
- Of what? We're friends.
631
00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:55,613
Well, you know how he is.
632
00:51:57,615 --> 00:52:02,745
- I'm glad he didn't make you cancel.
- He thinks I'm with Cindy.
633
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,461
I'm gonna miss you, Ade.
634
00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:17,217
I'm gonna miss you too, Artie.
Charmaine, the busboys.
635
00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:19,970
Charmaine...
636
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,306
What? What's wrong?
637
00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:27,478
Charmaine and me, we're gonna
try it apart for a little while.
638
00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:31,815
- Oh, my god, are you okay? The kids?
- It's for the best.
639
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:36,987
Did I tell you I'm gonna
go into business with Tony?
640
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:42,451
- What, like a restaurant?
- Satriale foods.
641
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:47,998
We'll probably change the name
to vesuvio.
642
00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:52,336
Sauce, taralli, ravioli.
643
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:55,339
That's great. Congratulations!
644
00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:00,844
You change your mind,
there's room on my staff...
645
00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:04,306
For a bright, sexy vice president.
646
00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:13,816
It's a big step. Marriage.
647
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:19,029
- You sure you're ready?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
648
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:37,715
- You know where the ladies' room is?
- Yeah, I think it's behind the bar.
649
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:39,173
Okay...
650
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,384
No, no...
651
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:48,392
The plate is hot.
652
00:53:55,858 --> 00:54:01,405
Restaurants, stores,
slips for luxury yachts.
653
00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:07,703
We go with my plumbing and electrical.
The steel and brickwork, all yours.
654
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:13,375
- We need to talk about local 187.
- You gotta see the scale model.
655
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,378
There are even little people.
656
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:21,258
Fucking Newark. They got little
hookers giving little blowjobs?
657
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,429
I gotta go take a leak.
658
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:35,439
I got a call from Eddie voehl
at the pba.
659
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:39,276
Your friend the cop
is bitching about his overtime.
660
00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:43,405
He's got some black officer's squad
looking into his case.
661
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,824
Oh, yeah?
662
00:54:48,452 --> 00:54:52,790
If you want, I can get it squashed.
Get him reassigned.
663
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,295
You know what? Fuck him.
664
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:01,423
Cocksucker got what he deserved.
665
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:13,643
Yes?
666
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,067
The Tony soprano wiretap
has been neutralized.
667
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:24,446
What do you mean?
668
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,242
(TV chatter)
669
00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,132
(Door closes)
670
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,511
- Hello?
- In here.
671
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:56,144
What are you doing?
You're not ready?
672
00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,314
I'm not going.
673
00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:05,863
- They gave you permission.
- I can't. I'm not up to it.
674
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:10,784
- It's my father's funeral.
- You hear me, I don't feel up to snuff.
675
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:12,870
You look okay to me.
676
00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:16,790
Junior?
677
00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,752
Didn't you get my flowers?
678
00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:23,171
My whole family's in the car.
679
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:27,050
I gotta tell you,
I take this as a personal insult.
680
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:30,262
- Think I don't care?
- What else can I think?
681
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:33,891
You selfish fuck,
I can't go because I'm sick!
682
00:56:37,352 --> 00:56:38,896
I have cancer.
683
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:40,647
Cancer?
684
00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:45,569
Oh, my god.
685
00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:48,906
Real wisenheimer,
now how do you feel?
686
00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:58,624
Two weeks, I go in for the surgery,
and I'll start the chemo after that.
687
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:02,461
Junior, I'm sorry.
688
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:08,800
- I don't know what to say.
- I'll say a prayer for your old man.
689
00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:14,806
My father.
690
00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:17,225
Now you?
691
00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,312
What the fuck is happening?
692
00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:23,314
(TV chatter)
693
00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:25,943
You will miss the boat.
694
00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:31,031
Lady, I missed the boat
a long time ago.
695
00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:43,085
Including tax and delivery,
it comes to $897.23.
696
00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:47,255
Just make sure it gets to my house
in one piece.
697
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,677
Come on.
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