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Hey, what's that?
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Ah! That is our ticket to success.
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Drink that, and any time you want,
you can throw up.
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Throw up?
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I'll get it.
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Is this The Monkees' pad?
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I'm the lawyer for the estate
of the late Lancelot von
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Baresfitresily the fourth,
known to his friends as Chuck.
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Mr. The Fourth has left
his entire fortune to The Monkees,
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provided you spend
one evening at his mansion.
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A mansion, which some say is...
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...haunted.
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Uh, oh, I think we did that one already.
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Mike, uh, when did
we do the, uh, staying in
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the haunted mansion for
the inheritance episode?
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Oh, gosh, it was years ago, like episode
one eighty-six or something.
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We were wearing bell bottoms!
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Yeah, I'm sorry, we did that,
but thanks anyway.
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- Would you like a drink?
- Thank you.
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Blagh!
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Here we come, walkin'
down the street
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We get the funniest looks
from every one we meet
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees,
and people say we monkey around
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But we're too busy singing
to put anybody down
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We go wherever we want to
Do what we want to do
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We don't have time to get restless
There's always something new
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees,
you never know where we'll be found
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So you better get ready,
we may be comin' to your town
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Hey, remember that band last week that got
the job instead of us by trashing the place?
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There are a lot of funny
euphemisms for "throw up".
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You know, they were spinning around
and stuff? Well, they had a gimmick.
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They were grungy and offensive and loud.
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And rich!
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Like "toss your cookies"?
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Yeah, exactly, and rich!
What's the name of that other band,
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the one with the blood
and the make-up, um...
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Kiss?
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No thanks. You know they have,
uh, high heels, and, uh,
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the guy has a nine foot tongue?
What is their name?
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Uh, Kiss?
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No, but Davy wants one.
Anyway, they're rich too.
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Or, uh, "driving the porcelain bus"?
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So, I figured, we could become
the world's first throw-up band.
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You know,
Hey, hey, we're The Monkees.
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People say we bleech!?
Ha ha ha! Kids'll love it.
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Two year olds, maybe.
Tonight, we are playing
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the most prestigious
country club in this city.
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The name of the band is Kiss.
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Could be the world!
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They're like... kabuki metal.
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We can't just go there,
and well, I don't know-
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Blow chow? Although, that's a
lot like blow lunch.
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Well, it wouldn't have to be gross.
It could be more like confetti.
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People don't wanna see us- what'd
you say- "tossing a sandwich"?
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No, but that works. Better if it's hurl
a sandwich, but toss works.
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Look, even if it does look like confetti,
the club today is only for the best people.
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We have to dress up,
and we have to play it straight.
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I can do Tasmanian kabuki.
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See? That's great!
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No, it is not great.
It is silly.
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What's in this stuff?
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Don't ask.
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Davy's right; we don't really need a
gimmick. I mean, you know, it's like...
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"Believe": I believe for every drop
of rain that falls, a flower grows.
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And every time The Monkees sing,
they also blow!
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Ah!
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What'd I say?
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On your right, the remnant of a tomato
hurled at Micky during a concert in
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nineteen eighty-three by an irate
cattleman who believed he had purchased
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tickets to a chili cook-off. Now if you'll
follow me upstairs to the freezer section,
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we'll see what is believed to be the world's
first TV dinner, a gift from a fan who-
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Terrible! No gimmicks!
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How can you say that?
What about all those
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"Davy falling in love" stars, huh?
That's a gimmick.
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No, I never ever did those on purpose,
and besides,
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that was such a long time ago anyway.
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Uh-huh, what about that one?
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Leftovers!
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Well, maybe not entirely.
I did run into someone the other day,
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but I just don't do that on purpose,
you know.
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- Mm-hm.
- It just happens.
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- Mm-hm.
- But that is not a gimmick.
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Mm-hm.
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I can do "Donald Duck
has a temper tantrum".
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See? That's great too!
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We better start rehearsing before
another plot line shows up.
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Are we gonna dress alike?
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Absolutely. People still wanna
see a professional show.
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Hey, how about if we dress
as professional wrestlers?
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Come on, you guys!
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Is this, is this the club
that wouldn't let in
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Ethel Merman because
she was wearing pants?
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Don't you mean Esther Merman,
the underwater swimmer?
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No, Esther Williams was
the underwater swimmer.
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Then who's Esther Merman?
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Esther Merman's the underwater
singer. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha.
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Come on, guys. We really do
need to rehearse before-
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Uh oh. Too late.
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Quick! Hide me! I'm being chased by a
bunch of guys with cell phones and...
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...black gloves.
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Sorry, darling.
We already did that one.
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Hey, hey, Mike.
When did we do that one, anyway?
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Ages ago.
But there was no cell phone.
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We're starting to rehearse.
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How about this? I can't remember who I am.
I woke up sitting
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on a bus stop with a note
pinned to my dress that read...
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..."return to sender".
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Wow. That is not bad.
What do you think, guys?
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I'm really sorry, but we have a very
important gig tonight at the world's
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most prestigious country club,
and we really do have to rehearse.
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Oh, can I listen?
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Mm... okay. Go on.
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Actually, I'm with a friend.
Do you mind if they come in?
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Sure. Fine.
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What? What?
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We weren't expecting an audience,
but since you're here,
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there's drinks in the microwave. Ha!
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After all the spotlights
and the flowers
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After all the parties and goodbyes
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There was something in the air
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Something that we realized
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People always say
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'Cause it was you and I
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You and I
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After all the music and the madness
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After all the late night fantasies
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We knew that we
would make it through
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There was little in our way
Nothing they could do
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'Cause it was you and I
and promises not broken
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You and I and magic memories
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After all was said and done,
they never understood
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How we always made it
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You know we always would
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'Cause it was you and I
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You and I
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Now it seems that we
are still together
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When all the others
never made it through
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Someday They learn
what's our way
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It isn't such a secret
It isn't hard to do
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'Cause it's just you and I
and promises not broken
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You and I, magic memories
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After all was said and done,
they never understood
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How we always made it
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You know we always would
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'Cause it's just you and I
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You and I
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You and I
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You and I
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Wow, that sounded great.
I'll tell you what, though, we should, uh,
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rehearse some of the old hits, because
they're gonna be asking for them for sure.
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Yeah, yeah, you're right. Okay, uh,
let's start with "Clarksville", huh?
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Take the last train to Clarksville
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? And- ?
- What was that?!
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The laugh track.
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Sounds broken.
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What, the laugh track?
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Not again!
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Yeah, but I like it when that happens.
The house is on fire!
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People are starving!
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There is no fruit!
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I think we better shut it off.
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Good idea.
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This'll fix it.
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Uh oh.
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This is really messed up.
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Just turn 'em all off.
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What, even the wild applause?
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Yes! We have to rehearse!
Everything!
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Ah, man, I was just having fun.
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Whoa!
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Now what?
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A lizard sunning itself on a rock.
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What?
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Stock footage.
I think the show may be a little
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short of film,
and they're having to put in this-
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Oh!- this stock shot that they're
getting from a film library.
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Well, it's really annoying!
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Let's get out of here. Go to the
beach or something, huh?
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Suits me. I'm starting to
get thought balloons.
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Thank you. Thank you,
thank you. You like me.
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You, you, you really like me!
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You don't really think that
we need a gimmick, do you?
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After all these years of being just us.
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Oh, I guess not.
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Because, you know, Mike has turned
the Monkeemobile into a low-rider.
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He what? You turned our
car into a low-rider?
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Well, I was in traffic the other day,
and this guy pulls up beside me,
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and his car started hopping up and down like
one of those colorful South American birds.
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But that's silly! The Monkeemobile
is our special thing.
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Oh, I left it Monkees; it's a
dimension machine now as well.
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Ooh!
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Like a time machine, except it
goes into different dimensions.
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We cannot go to the
most prestigious country
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club in the whole world
in a hopping bird.
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We can if we're in another dimension.
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Please!
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Now, see how it feels?
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Well, I can put it back.
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Well, I should think so.
I mean, you can't change our car.
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It's the Monkeemobile,
for heaven's sakes.
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These are the bones of the Elephant Man.
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And these are the bones
of the Invisible Man.
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And this is the transmission
from the Monkeemobile.
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It's a classic.
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Right? Right. Right? Right. Ahh, ooh!
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Oh, he's dead!
Oh, he's dead!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Come on, guys, let's go.
You know, we've still got to rehearse,
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and that gig's only a
couple of hours from now.
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You will, you will fix
the car, right, Mike?
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Yeah.
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But don't change that dimension thing.
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I don't wanna go back to the pad.
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Hey, well, why don't
we do it right here?
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This could draw a crowd.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, in your dreams. Okay, guys, strap in.
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Go, uh, "Circle Sky", new version.
One, two, three, four!
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Circle sky
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Telling lies
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Raison d'�tre
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Idol threat
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'Cause it looks like we've
made it once again
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Yes, it looks like we've
made it once again
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Color sound
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Run way around
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Seagull sails
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Holy grail
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'cause it looks like we've
made it once again
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It looks like we've
made it once again
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It's a very extraordinary scene
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To those who don't understand
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But what you have
seen you must believe
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If you can, if you can
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Hamilton
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Smiling down
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N.R.G.
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Falling free
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'Cause it looks like we've
made it once again
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Yes, it looks like we've
made it once again
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It's a very extraordinary scene
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To those who don't understand
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But what you have
seen you must believe
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If you can, if you can
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Circle sky
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Telling lies
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Raison d'�tre
249
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Idol threat
250
00:16:38,812 --> 00:16:43,514
'Cause it looks like we've
made it once again
251
00:16:43,714 --> 00:16:48,345
Oh yes, it looks like we've
made it to the end
252
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,338
Were we that bad?
253
00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:16,670
I raised a pig from birth,
and now, my dad
254
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:21,002
tells me we have to sell him for... bacon!
255
00:17:21,202 --> 00:17:24,394
Hey, uh, bacon!
Hey, that's not bad, huh?
256
00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:28,170
We did that. It was a calf thing, but it
was essentially the same story.
257
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:33,060
Well, we can't just let a kid cry like this.
We have to entertain him somehow.
258
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:37,057
Hey. Wherever there's a cop beating
up on a guy, I'm gonna be there.
259
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:41,450
Wherever there's the poor and the
homeless and the hungry, I'll be there.
260
00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:44,035
Waaaah-ha-ha!
261
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:46,049
Hey! What did you do?
262
00:17:46,249 --> 00:17:47,966
I did the closing scene
from Grapes of Wrath.
263
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:51,521
Henry Fonda's speech, it's one of the great
scenes in movies. You said entertain him-
264
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:57,312
Yeah, but you're scaring him.
You have to entertain with a capital E!
265
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:01,297
? Gonna build a mountain
from a little rope ?
266
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,475
? Gonna need an onion and a little soap ?
? Gonna build a mountain- ?
267
00:18:04,675 --> 00:18:08,207
Waaaah-ha-ha!
268
00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:10,242
Those aren't the words, are they?
269
00:18:10,442 --> 00:18:12,642
Well, I can never remember,
but it's not about that;
270
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,308
it's about the emotion, you know.
271
00:18:14,508 --> 00:18:16,691
The rope, the soap,
the hope, you know, just-
272
00:18:16,891 --> 00:18:19,922
Let me, let me. Hey, kid.
Wanna see me throw up?
273
00:18:20,122 --> 00:18:22,250
- Yeah!
- Heh heh heh heh.
274
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,864
Whoa, dude, that's chill!
Can you do that again?
275
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:29,552
Yeah, sure.
276
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,159
I gotta go get my friends.
277
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,257
Wait a minute.
What about your pet pig?
278
00:18:34,457 --> 00:18:38,280
Um... I never really
liked him that much.
279
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:42,208
Hey, guys? You don't think that we
need any kind of storyline?
280
00:18:42,408 --> 00:18:46,728
I kinda liked that "pet pig into bacon"
thing- sweet and scary at the same time.
281
00:18:46,928 --> 00:18:49,016
Well, really, not as long as
we're having a good time.
282
00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:52,665
Think it's perfectly alright that we don't
have any visible means of support?
283
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,864
Well, who says our
means have to be visible?
284
00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:58,417
Don't you think that we should
have some dramatic tension?
285
00:18:58,617 --> 00:19:02,912
Some, some, some drama, distress,
some worry, some... some kind of goal?
286
00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:05,452
Why? I mean, we been hanging
out like this for years.
287
00:19:05,652 --> 00:19:09,251
Once every five years or so, a good
storyline comes along, but other than that,
288
00:19:09,451 --> 00:19:11,915
it's better just to be hanging out,
having a good time.
289
00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:15,264
We're on the beach, life is a bowl
of oysters, what could be better?
290
00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:16,864
I wonder, if the pig talked...
291
00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:19,065
Now, see, it doesn't make any
difference if the pig talks.
292
00:19:19,265 --> 00:19:23,253
I got it. Alright. The landlord, he comes
to the door for the last rent payment,
293
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,633
and then, and then, all of a sudden,
we're on a desert island.
294
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,208
Yeah.
295
00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:28,903
On the other side, there's
some buried treasure-
296
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:31,651
Rent? We probably own the house by now,
and besides,
297
00:19:31,851 --> 00:19:34,849
who wants to do a story just
for the sake of doing a story?
298
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,968
Ah, now it's your turn. That's how
I felt about the Monkeemobile.
299
00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:40,894
Yeah, and that's the way I
felt about tossing sandwiches.
300
00:19:41,094 --> 00:19:42,360
What do you think, Peter?
301
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:47,186
Sandwich- no, no sandwiches.
If the pig talks, sandwiches wouldn't work.
302
00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:49,872
Oh, whoa!
303
00:19:50,072 --> 00:19:51,902
- Ah, lizard's back.
- It's alright.
304
00:19:52,102 --> 00:19:54,215
I'm telling you, guys,
we need a storyline.
305
00:19:54,415 --> 00:19:59,120
No, it's okay. No.
We just need to do... music!
306
00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,959
Let's just come on,
and we'll do music.
307
00:20:11,684 --> 00:20:18,085
? Antarctica is where I wanna be ?
308
00:20:20,899 --> 00:20:26,826
Antarctica is where I wanna be?
309
00:20:30,037 --> 00:20:35,881
? Antarctica is where I wanna be,
310
00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:38,206
? I wanna be ?
311
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:44,998
? Antarctica is where I wanna be ?
312
00:20:45,198 --> 00:20:48,341
? I wanna be ?
313
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:54,029
? Antarctica is where I wanna be ?
314
00:20:57,260 --> 00:21:03,666
? Antarctica is where I wanna be ?
315
00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:09,055
? Antarctica... ?
316
00:21:10,151 --> 00:21:13,031
THIS IS NOT A PIPE
317
00:21:13,831 --> 00:21:16,111
THIS IS NOT A BAND
318
00:21:27,564 --> 00:21:30,509
Hey, did you see the way that
kid reacted to my throw-up idea?
319
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,829
Mick, he was eight.
320
00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:34,581
Stop calling it that;
it's only confetti.
321
00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:36,268
It's Magic Monkee Dust.
322
00:21:36,468 --> 00:21:38,469
Hey, how about calling it
Magic Monkey Hurl?
323
00:21:38,669 --> 00:21:40,834
I think eight year olds
deserve better than that.
324
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,884
Look, what's that
purple dinosaur thing?
325
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,381
Remember these?
326
00:21:44,581 --> 00:21:50,487
Precisely my point. All that dinosaur thing
is is one of those, but way out of control.
327
00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:53,501
I mean, you're talking about
mesmerizing four years olds, here.
328
00:21:53,701 --> 00:21:55,912
I think Davy's right.
Just 'cause you can thrill a toddler
329
00:21:56,112 --> 00:21:58,361
by chewing with your mouth open,
doesn't mean you should.
330
00:21:58,561 --> 00:22:00,141
It's not exactly a reference standard.
331
00:22:00,341 --> 00:22:02,229
Don't you think playing for
little kids would be fun?
332
00:22:02,429 --> 00:22:04,799
I think playing for little kids is fun,
333
00:22:04,999 --> 00:22:06,330
but I don't think we have to do
any more than play our music.
334
00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:11,235
I mean, maybe a few dance steps,
but other than that, we're The Monkees.
335
00:22:12,136 --> 00:22:14,115
That's all we need to be.
336
00:22:15,318 --> 00:22:19,937
This is it.
Once, hundreds of years ago, four guys moved
337
00:22:20,137 --> 00:22:24,588
into this house and went crazy,
and never moved out.
338
00:22:24,788 --> 00:22:25,361
They still live there?
339
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:29,747
Oh yeah. They have chainsaws
and hockey masks,
340
00:22:29,947 --> 00:22:31,301
and they chase little kids.
341
00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:37,682
One of them... has a hatchet.
Are you afraid? Wanna kiss?
342
00:22:38,506 --> 00:22:41,442
I'm scared of kissing you.
343
00:22:41,642 --> 00:22:44,968
And so he should be.
Huh huh. Come on.
344
00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:47,536
You know, in today's
world of safe sex,
345
00:22:47,736 --> 00:22:50,226
it seems we've forgot
about safe kissing.
346
00:22:50,426 --> 00:22:53,280
Now, while not as dangerous as,
say, bringing a toaster
347
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,493
into the bathtub with you,
kissing does have its perils.
348
00:22:56,811 --> 00:22:58,950
For instance, remember at the
beginning of the show,
349
00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:00,576
when Davy asked me for that kiss?
350
00:23:00,904 --> 00:23:04,744
Now, that was as dangerous
as it was bizarre. Huh huh.
351
00:23:04,944 --> 00:23:08,180
You know, I've seen people catch
fire just by shaking hands.
352
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:11,178
Ah, Mike!
The Monkeemobile jumped up!
353
00:23:11,378 --> 00:23:13,480
I'll fix it! I'll fix it!
I promise.
354
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,024
It ruined my routine! I was doing a
riff on the dangers of kissing.
355
00:23:21,224 --> 00:23:21,872
Why?
356
00:23:22,072 --> 00:23:25,190
Oh, there was a couple parked out by
the house, and the girl was doing
357
00:23:25,390 --> 00:23:28,463
"crazy guys live there"
in order to scare the guy into kissing her.
358
00:23:28,663 --> 00:23:29,791
Well, it always worked for me.
359
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:33,078
It always works for everybody. I was
just interrupting before it turned into
360
00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:34,951
"and the only good crazy
person is a crazy
361
00:23:35,151 --> 00:23:37,024
person whose house is
covered in toilet paper".
362
00:23:37,224 --> 00:23:39,737
Well, they were just
telling ghost stories.
363
00:23:39,937 --> 00:23:41,456
MAN: Your bumper fell off!
364
00:23:41,656 --> 00:23:42,696
How does it work?
365
00:23:42,896 --> 00:23:46,153
I put it on the radio.
This is the first dimension.
366
00:23:46,353 --> 00:23:47,447
Not a lot to do there.
367
00:23:47,647 --> 00:23:50,500
And this is the second dimension.
368
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:55,277
Which is, you know,
Flatland sort of thing.
369
00:23:56,959 --> 00:23:58,480
And this is the third dimension.
370
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,421
- Yeah, right.
- Which is normal.
371
00:23:59,621 --> 00:24:00,797
- Mm-hm.
- Well, Monkees normal.
372
00:24:00,997 --> 00:24:01,822
- Yep.
- Yeah, right.
373
00:24:02,022 --> 00:24:05,223
And then this is the fourth dimension.
374
00:24:07,925 --> 00:24:08,870
Whoa!
375
00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:12,423
Yeah! Stephen Hawking, eat your heart out.
376
00:24:18,895 --> 00:24:19,992
I can dig it.
377
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,471
And really, that's as far as I got.
378
00:24:21,671 --> 00:24:23,000
Well, but there's more buttons.
379
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,733
Wait!
380
00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:28,777
That's the sixties button.
It changes us back into the sixties.
381
00:24:28,977 --> 00:24:31,545
The problem is, it changes everything else
382
00:24:31,745 --> 00:24:33,453
around the car for about
a hundred yards too.
383
00:24:34,696 --> 00:24:35,697
What's that last one do?
384
00:24:35,897 --> 00:24:38,716
Well, the last one is kind of,
I don't know, it's an odd button.
385
00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:41,064
It just changes one object
into another object.
386
00:24:41,264 --> 00:24:43,830
It's, uh, doesn't really work right yet.
387
00:24:44,030 --> 00:24:48,136
The real problem is that none of
it stays completely in the car.
388
00:24:48,336 --> 00:24:49,368
Very Monkees.
389
00:24:49,568 --> 00:24:50,832
Heh heh. Yeah, thanks.
390
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,886
Ah, I still wish it was the way it was.
391
00:24:53,086 --> 00:24:54,265
Me too.
392
00:24:54,465 --> 00:24:55,568
Not even the hop?
393
00:24:55,768 --> 00:24:57,019
Mm... neh.
394
00:24:57,219 --> 00:24:59,595
Well. Here.
395
00:24:59,795 --> 00:25:01,054
- Hm?
- You drive.
396
00:25:01,254 --> 00:25:03,749
- Okay.
- I'm tired.
397
00:25:27,941 --> 00:25:29,072
Good evening.
Can I help you?
398
00:25:29,272 --> 00:25:30,299
Hi! We're The Monkees.
399
00:25:30,499 --> 00:25:36,912
The Monkees?! Huh huh huh, yeah,
right, and I'm Ethel Merman.
400
00:25:37,112 --> 00:25:40,782
No! I'm Ethel Merman!
401
00:25:50,178 --> 00:25:51,633
? Dance with me! ?
402
00:25:51,957 --> 00:25:55,162
? I can see in your eyes
you wanna dance with me ?
403
00:25:55,479 --> 00:26:01,077
? Let's dance, dance,
dance, dance, dance! ?
404
00:26:01,177 --> 00:26:03,712
? - Let's dance ?
- Outstanding!
405
00:26:03,942 --> 00:26:04,861
But I still can't let you in.
406
00:26:05,042 --> 00:26:07,815
Sorry, women are not
allowed to wear pants.
407
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,985
That guard wasn't gonna let us in.
408
00:26:32,185 --> 00:26:34,001
Yeah, good thinking, Dave.
409
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:38,201
Huh! I never met a guard yet that
wasn't a sucker for Ethel Merman.
410
00:26:38,401 --> 00:26:39,024
Sound check!
411
00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:42,615
Yeah, here we go.
One, two, three, four!
412
00:26:49,170 --> 00:26:53,321
She's a regional girl
413
00:26:53,521 --> 00:26:56,769
Come to the big city,
give it a whirl
414
00:26:56,969 --> 00:27:00,902
She thinks that she can make it
She thinks that she can take it
415
00:27:01,102 --> 00:27:05,038
I think she's gonna end up
flippin' burgers in a basement
416
00:27:05,238 --> 00:27:09,264
She's a regional girl
417
00:27:13,096 --> 00:27:17,313
He's a regional guy
418
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:20,665
Come to the big city,
give it a try
419
00:27:20,865 --> 00:27:24,834
He wants to be a mover
Yeah, he wants to shake it up
420
00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:28,562
I think he's gonna end up
pourin' Pepsi in a cup
421
00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:32,784
'Cause it's a regional lie
422
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:37,375
It's a regional lie
423
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,690
Mary, Mary, Mississippi,
Indiana Jones
424
00:27:48,890 --> 00:27:52,459
Did you think that you could
really make it on your own?
425
00:27:52,659 --> 00:27:57,069
A-singing whoa, oh oh oh,
426
00:27:57,269 --> 00:28:00,997
whoa, oh oh oh
427
00:28:01,197 --> 00:28:04,575
Eddie, Eddie, good and ready,
now you've got your chance
428
00:28:04,775 --> 00:28:08,481
Try to keep the little buggers
playin' with your pants
429
00:28:08,681 --> 00:28:12,821
A-singing whoa, oh oh oh,
430
00:28:13,021 --> 00:28:16,808
whoa, oh oh oh
431
00:28:17,008 --> 00:28:21,256
It's a regional lie
432
00:28:21,456 --> 00:28:24,826
The grass is always greener,
and the loyals never lie
433
00:28:25,026 --> 00:28:28,545
You wanna hit the big one
Yeah, you wanna strike it rich
434
00:28:28,745 --> 00:28:32,333
I think you're gonna end up
flippin' burgers for some bitch
435
00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:36,297
'Cause it's a regional lie
436
00:28:56,874 --> 00:29:00,214
Mary, Mary, Mississippi,
Indiana Jones
437
00:29:00,414 --> 00:29:04,850
Did you think you could
really make it on your own?
438
00:29:05,050 --> 00:29:08,667
whoa, oh oh oh,
439
00:29:08,867 --> 00:29:12,496
whoa, oh oh oh
440
00:29:12,696 --> 00:29:17,025
It's a regional lie
441
00:29:17,225 --> 00:29:20,442
The grass is always greener,
and the loyal that's a lie
442
00:29:20,642 --> 00:29:24,280
You wanna hit the big one
Yeah, you wanna strike it rich
443
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,065
I think you're gonna end up
flipping burgers for some bitch
444
00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:32,471
'Cause it's a regional lie
445
00:29:36,681 --> 00:29:40,270
It's a regional lie
446
00:29:56,220 --> 00:30:00,020
Well, hello! I am so
honored to meet you!
447
00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:01,437
Ha ha.
448
00:30:01,637 --> 00:30:04,571
I'm Chuck.
449
00:30:04,771 --> 00:30:06,003
...the manager of the club?
450
00:30:06,203 --> 00:30:07,140
Oh.
451
00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:10,981
And this is my drop-dead beautiful
daughter, the princess entwined.
452
00:30:11,181 --> 00:30:12,141
The princess?
453
00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:15,588
Not a real princess. That's just
what daddy calls me to be nice,
454
00:30:15,788 --> 00:30:18,932
because he seems to think I've
lost a few tiles on re-entry.
455
00:30:19,132 --> 00:30:20,148
Excuse me?
456
00:30:20,348 --> 00:30:24,134
He says I didn't quite come through the
rocket ride, and I'm a little bats.
457
00:30:24,334 --> 00:30:27,148
I don't know, he may be right,
or he may be disturbed.
458
00:30:27,348 --> 00:30:30,228
There's a lot of funny
euphemisms for "dumb".
459
00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:31,946
A few cards short of a deck.
460
00:30:32,146 --> 00:30:35,230
Well, I hope you fellas
play all your old hits,
461
00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:38,715
because if this party isn't
successful, I may...
462
00:30:38,915 --> 00:30:39,861
...lose the club.
463
00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:42,124
Lose the club?
That's a good episode!
464
00:30:42,324 --> 00:30:42,828
Lame-o!
465
00:30:43,028 --> 00:30:46,245
Hey, how about if the princess and
I are stranded on a desert island.
466
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,666
We have one more rent payment
to pay, and there's
467
00:30:48,866 --> 00:30:51,364
some buried treasure on the
other side of the island!
468
00:30:51,564 --> 00:30:54,116
One oar in the water...
469
00:30:54,316 --> 00:30:56,348
You know, we really, we got a
new record out, and we need-
470
00:30:56,548 --> 00:30:58,392
Oh, but you are gonna play
some of those old hits?
471
00:30:58,592 --> 00:30:59,796
"Boil That Cabbage Down, Boys"?
472
00:30:59,996 --> 00:31:01,524
One brick shy of a load.
473
00:31:01,724 --> 00:31:06,726
Uh, we were mostly gonna play the new CD.
We really need the publicity...
474
00:31:06,926 --> 00:31:08,732
"Boil That Cabbage Down"?
475
00:31:08,932 --> 00:31:13,890
One of my favorites. I loved it!
I thought love was only true in fairy tales.
476
00:31:14,090 --> 00:31:16,700
Meant for someone else,
but not for me.
477
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,116
That's "I'm a Believer".
478
00:31:18,316 --> 00:31:19,492
Uh, love was out to get me.
479
00:31:19,692 --> 00:31:20,652
Da-doo dat, da-doo.
480
00:31:20,852 --> 00:31:21,628
Somewhere else it seemed.
481
00:31:21,828 --> 00:31:22,708
Da-doo dat, da-doo.
482
00:31:22,908 --> 00:31:25,068
Up the river without a clue.
483
00:31:25,268 --> 00:31:27,701
We really need to promote this new CD.
484
00:31:27,901 --> 00:31:30,192
Thanks for joining me.
You know, ever since I invented
485
00:31:30,392 --> 00:31:32,424
my new non-stick cookware
and psychic make-up,
486
00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:34,444
I've been getting more
endorsements than I can count.
487
00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:37,720
Today, my guests are Davy Jones of
The Monkees and Martha Stewart.
488
00:31:38,488 --> 00:31:42,391
Davy, how long have you been using my new
psychic make-up and con-stick nookvare?
489
00:31:42,879 --> 00:31:44,136
We have a new record out.
490
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:44,943
I beg your pardon?
491
00:31:45,143 --> 00:31:47,695
Me and the guys.
We have a new CD.
492
00:31:47,895 --> 00:31:51,642
And Martha, when did you notice cheese
wouldn't stick to your eyebrows when...
493
00:31:51,842 --> 00:31:53,351
are you really Martha Stewart?
494
00:31:53,551 --> 00:31:55,136
Yeah!
495
00:31:55,336 --> 00:31:58,279
Well, how do you make a wedding gown
out of whipped cream frosting?
496
00:31:58,479 --> 00:32:01,127
Well, uh, it depends on the flavor.
497
00:32:01,327 --> 00:32:04,377
We have a new record out.
498
00:32:05,887 --> 00:32:06,551
Does it have "Boil That�-"
499
00:32:06,751 --> 00:32:10,306
No, no, see, really, that,
that's "I'm a Believer".
500
00:32:10,506 --> 00:32:13,990
The new record is, well...
well, it's new. Uh...
501
00:32:14,190 --> 00:32:15,784
How old are you?
502
00:32:15,984 --> 00:32:20,619
I don't know. Oh, but tonight, you are
gonna play the hits, aren't you?
503
00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:30,320
Hot dogs, get your hot dogs, peanuts,
popcorn, hot dogs, game starting, hot dog.
504
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,472
Well, I suppose we could
play a couple of them, yes.
505
00:32:33,672 --> 00:32:35,728
And will Mike wear... the hat?
506
00:32:35,928 --> 00:32:39,229
The hat?
Um... oh, maybe.
507
00:32:42,505 --> 00:32:43,096
Dear!
508
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:45,708
Don't worry, that's just
some old library film footage.
509
00:32:45,908 --> 00:32:48,510
You see, money is a little tight.
510
00:32:50,431 --> 00:32:54,697
Uh, and the show, it's about
to start, so, I better go.
511
00:32:57,379 --> 00:32:59,728
I just think there's so
much more we could do.
512
00:32:59,928 --> 00:33:03,426
I mean, think about it: television!
The possibilities are endless!
513
00:33:03,626 --> 00:33:05,195
What, do the news in interpretive dance?
514
00:33:05,395 --> 00:33:06,587
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea!
515
00:33:06,787 --> 00:33:08,875
Dateline Cairo, home of the-
516
00:33:09,075 --> 00:33:11,404
Mike, Mike?
Are you wearing the hat tonight?
517
00:33:11,604 --> 00:33:14,964
The hat? The woolhat?
518
00:33:15,164 --> 00:33:17,627
Davy, I haven't seen that
hat in twenty-five years.
519
00:33:17,827 --> 00:33:19,971
Have you got any other kind of hat?
520
00:33:20,171 --> 00:33:22,521
Well, yeah, I got a baseball hat,
521
00:33:22,721 --> 00:33:24,655
but if I wear it with this outfit,
I'll scare everybody.
522
00:33:24,855 --> 00:33:28,331
I'll look like a cross between a
serial killer and Steven Spielberg.
523
00:33:28,531 --> 00:33:29,555
Or Forrest Gump.
524
00:33:29,755 --> 00:33:31,075
Uh! Even scarier!
525
00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:35,435
Life is like a box of chocolates.
526
00:33:35,635 --> 00:33:39,429
Please, please, just for tonight?
Look, I told the princess that you would.
527
00:33:39,629 --> 00:33:44,031
And that we'd play some of our hits.
Otherwise, her father may...
528
00:33:46,003 --> 00:33:48,131
...lose the club!
529
00:33:48,331 --> 00:33:52,066
David, that's just another gimmick.
A trick to get us to do a storyline.
530
00:33:52,266 --> 00:33:56,539
Really? But she had stars in her eyes!
531
00:33:56,739 --> 00:33:59,020
Yeah, and raisins and grapefruits and the
532
00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:01,724
international symbol
for "slippery when wet".
533
00:34:01,924 --> 00:34:07,083
Oh, hey, look. Ha ha! Hey, how you doing?
534
00:34:07,283 --> 00:34:12,963
What? Huh?
What? Ha ha ha.
535
00:34:13,163 --> 00:34:18,139
No, no, I can't do that.
No. Oh, alright, alright.
536
00:34:18,339 --> 00:34:20,684
Okay. Okay, okay,
here we go. Ready?
537
00:34:28,387 --> 00:34:29,355
Do that again.
538
00:34:29,555 --> 00:34:30,603
- What?
- You know.
539
00:34:30,803 --> 00:34:32,417
You mean this?
540
00:34:36,212 --> 00:34:37,739
That confetti's a special effect, isn't it?
541
00:34:37,939 --> 00:34:38,251
Yeah.
542
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:39,156
It's not throw-up.
543
00:34:39,356 --> 00:34:40,394
Nope.
544
00:34:40,594 --> 00:34:42,468
That's why we keep running
out of production money and
545
00:34:42,668 --> 00:34:44,507
having to cut to a lizard
sunning itself on a rock.
546
00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:47,721
I keep having this trouble.
Every time I come up with a neat idea,
547
00:34:47,921 --> 00:34:51,183
I keep getting this weird side effect,
I don't- here he is.
548
00:34:54,051 --> 00:34:56,160
Ladies and gentlemen.
549
00:34:57,537 --> 00:34:59,335
Could I have your attention please?
550
00:34:59,535 --> 00:35:00,484
And me. Me too!
551
00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:02,697
Of course, you too... princess.
552
00:35:03,814 --> 00:35:08,034
If I say the name "The Monkees",
what do you think of?
553
00:35:10,763 --> 00:35:13,626
Yeah, so do I. Okay,
we won't go there tonight.
554
00:35:13,826 --> 00:35:15,873
How many of you remember
going to school with
555
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:18,166
your Monkees lunchbox
and getting beaten up?
556
00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:22,535
All of you? It was quite a
weapon though, wasn't it?
557
00:35:24,419 --> 00:35:26,403
I personally thought
the fingerpuppets were
558
00:35:26,603 --> 00:35:28,614
just a little on the strange side,
but you know.
559
00:35:28,814 --> 00:35:30,392
Forgive and forget.
Water under the bridge.
560
00:35:30,592 --> 00:35:34,393
But tonight, singing from their brave
new record, some songs that you...
561
00:35:34,455 --> 00:35:35,062
probably won't recognize...
562
00:35:35,262 --> 00:35:39,300
along with some of their greatest hits
that you've come to know and love.
563
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:42,907
Arlo and Charlie,
Humphrey and Bing, also known as
564
00:35:43,431 --> 00:35:47,811
Davy, Micky, Mike,
and Peter, it's The Monkees!
565
00:35:53,883 --> 00:35:59,211
Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll meet you at the station
566
00:35:59,411 --> 00:36:04,234
You can be here by four thirty
'Cause I made your reservation
567
00:36:04,434 --> 00:36:09,115
Don't be slow,
oh, no, no, no!
568
00:36:09,315 --> 00:36:11,655
Oh, no, no, no!
569
00:36:11,855 --> 00:36:16,756
Just I'm leavin' in the morning
And I must see you again
570
00:36:16,956 --> 00:36:21,652
We'll have one more night together
'Til the morning brings my train
571
00:36:21,852 --> 00:36:28,458
And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
572
00:36:29,267 --> 00:36:32,921
And I don't know if
I'm ever coming home
573
00:36:38,511 --> 00:36:42,075
Oh, I could hide
'neath the wings
574
00:36:42,275 --> 00:36:47,486
Of the bluebird as she sings
575
00:36:47,686 --> 00:36:53,972
The six o'clock alarm
would never ring
576
00:36:54,372 --> 00:36:58,021
But six rings, and I rise
577
00:36:58,221 --> 00:37:02,682
Wipe the sleep
out of my eyes
578
00:37:02,882 --> 00:37:07,680
My shaving razor's cold,
and it stings
579
00:37:10,577 --> 00:37:14,049
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
580
00:37:14,349 --> 00:37:17,126
Oh, what can it mean
581
00:37:17,326 --> 00:37:20,422
To a daydream believer
582
00:37:20,922 --> 00:37:27,727
And a homecoming queen?
583
00:37:27,927 --> 00:37:31,581
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
584
00:37:31,781 --> 00:37:34,590
Oh, what can it mean
585
00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:37,421
To a daydream believer
586
00:37:37,621 --> 00:37:42,775
And a homecoming queen?
587
00:38:00,483 --> 00:38:07,400
I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone
588
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:14,549
I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone
589
00:38:14,749 --> 00:38:18,056
You're making your
mark in society
590
00:38:18,256 --> 00:38:20,920
Using all the tricks that
you used on me
591
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,777
All them high
fashion magazines
592
00:38:24,977 --> 00:38:29,300
The clothes you're wearin',
girl, are causing public scenes
593
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:33,624
I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone
594
00:38:39,104 --> 00:38:42,137
Not your steppin' stone
595
00:38:42,637 --> 00:38:45,756
I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone
596
00:38:46,086 --> 00:38:48,113
Not your steppin' stone
597
00:38:51,891 --> 00:38:57,112
I thought love was only
true in fairytales
598
00:38:57,312 --> 00:39:01,442
Meant for someone
else but not for me
599
00:39:03,462 --> 00:39:06,575
Love was out to get me
600
00:39:06,775 --> 00:39:09,687
That's the way it seemed
601
00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:13,722
Disappointment haunted
all my dreams
602
00:39:13,922 --> 00:39:19,776
Then I saw her face,
now I'm a believer
603
00:39:19,976 --> 00:39:25,837
Not a trace of
doubt in my mind
604
00:39:26,037 --> 00:39:29,998
I'm in love, I'm a believer
605
00:39:30,198 --> 00:39:33,241
I couldn't leave her if I tried
606
00:39:52,269 --> 00:39:55,143
The local rock group
down the street
607
00:39:55,343 --> 00:39:58,057
Is trying hard to
learn their song
608
00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:02,887
They serenade the
weekend squire
609
00:40:03,087 --> 00:40:05,696
Who just came out
to mow his lawn
610
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:14,034
- Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
- Sunday
611
00:40:14,234 --> 00:40:18,858
Charcoal burnin' everywhere
612
00:40:19,058 --> 00:40:24,125
Rows of houses that
are all the same
613
00:40:24,325 --> 00:40:27,136
And no one seems to care
614
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:57,249
- Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
- Sunday
615
00:40:57,449 --> 00:41:02,236
Charcoal burnin' everywhere
616
00:41:02,436 --> 00:41:07,932
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
617
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:12,079
Here in status symbol land
618
00:41:18,717 --> 00:41:24,581
- Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
- Ah, Pleasant Valley Sunday
619
00:41:24,781 --> 00:41:29,756
- Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
- Ah, Pleasant Valley Sunday
620
00:41:29,956 --> 00:41:36,811
- Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
- Ah, Pleasant Valley Sunday
621
00:42:09,525 --> 00:42:14,502
Well, you fellas certainly are pros.
A happy ending, and no story!
622
00:42:14,702 --> 00:42:16,801
I get my lease renewed
for ninety-nine years,
623
00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:19,052
and there's absolutely no dialog about it.
624
00:42:19,272 --> 00:42:21,555
There are no stupid chases,
there are no silly
625
00:42:21,755 --> 00:42:27,037
scenes of exposition,
just stacks of goofy jokes and-
626
00:42:27,237 --> 00:42:30,146
silly special effects.
Thanks to you.
627
00:42:30,346 --> 00:42:32,485
And it was a dream come
true for me as well,
628
00:42:32,685 --> 00:42:34,922
to see the four of you
all together like this.
629
00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:38,834
Even though you're all grown up,
you're just as stupid as you ever were.
630
00:42:39,034 --> 00:42:39,475
Hoo!
631
00:42:39,675 --> 00:42:42,114
Oh, and Davy?
I found out how old I am.
632
00:42:42,314 --> 00:42:45,034
Oh, really? How old?
633
00:42:45,234 --> 00:42:46,747
...I forgot.
634
00:42:46,947 --> 00:42:50,290
What a maroon.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
635
00:42:50,490 --> 00:42:51,754
You guys mind if I play with this?
636
00:42:51,954 --> 00:42:53,474
Go ahead.
637
00:42:53,674 --> 00:42:56,075
So what episode was that?
Seven hundred and eighty-one, or...?
638
00:42:56,275 --> 00:42:58,377
Yeah. Seven hundred and eighty-one.
639
00:42:58,577 --> 00:43:01,545
I wonder if the general public knows
that TV shows like ours never die,
640
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:04,714
that they just go on and on,
even though they're not being broadcast.
641
00:43:04,914 --> 00:43:09,242
The princess does. She's still watching
new episodes of The Flying Nun.
642
00:43:12,665 --> 00:43:18,115
And Charlie's Angels,
and M*A*S*H and Cheers and...
643
00:43:18,315 --> 00:43:19,570
..whoa.
644
00:43:19,770 --> 00:43:22,377
Holy smokes.
645
00:43:39,770 --> 00:43:41,739
They papered the house.
646
00:43:41,939 --> 00:43:45,394
You know?
It doesn't look half bad.
647
00:43:45,594 --> 00:43:47,003
Well, might as well finish it off!
648
00:43:47,203 --> 00:43:50,419
End the show? 'Cause this will finish up the
rest of the production budget, right?
649
00:43:50,619 --> 00:43:51,107
Yeah.
650
00:43:51,307 --> 00:43:54,618
Well, it's as good a place as any.
Endings are always hard.
651
00:43:54,818 --> 00:43:55,697
So?
652
00:43:55,897 --> 00:43:56,529
Okay.
653
00:43:56,729 --> 00:43:58,735
Here goes!
654
00:44:03,845 --> 00:44:06,357
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