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Are you still here?
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You need to get going.
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I can't get going.
I told you I don't feel well.
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What's the matter now?
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Oh, nothing, I just had
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explosive fucking diarrhea
all night
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because you decided
to get us KFC for dinner.
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You have KFC all the time.
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Yeah, and I have
diarrhea all the time!
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You're not staying home all day
and playing Baldur's Gate 3.
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- Now let's go.
- Ugh!
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Have a good day at school, sweetie.
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Fuck you, Mom!
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This is bullshit.
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How do you get your mom arrested
for child abuse?
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She wouldn't let you stay home
and play Baldur's Gate 3,
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huh, fat ass?
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Who you callin' fat,
you heathen bitch?
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Dude, you don't wanna
miss school today.
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Clyde said he's gonna fart
on Tammy Mullins during P.E.
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Tammy Mullins has
sweet fucking knockers.
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Dude, Kenny,
enough about Tammy's knockers!
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You sound like
a white male trying to
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re-establish the patriarchy.
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Eric, it's okay.
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- It's okay.
- Mom! Mom!
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I had a dream that...
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I was replaced
by a diverse woman!
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Oh, not again.
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Yeah, only this time,
it wasn't just me.
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They were taking all my favorite
people and replacing them
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with diverse women complaining
about the patriarchy.
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Will you check
under the bed and make sure
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there's no Disney executives
under there?
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- I promise there's not.
- I'm scared, Mom!
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Will you please just look
and make sure Kathleen Kennedy
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isn't under my bed?
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Kathleen Kennedy
is not under your bed.
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Can you check the closet?
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Eric, enough.
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I've told you there's no such
thing as Disney executives
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who replace everyone you love
with diverse women
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who complain
about the patriarchy.
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Now be a big boy.
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It's-it's not real.
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It's... it's not real.
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- Get up!
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Come on, Stan, get up.
Let's go.
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- What, Dad?
- Downstairs.
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Let's go.
I'm sick of this shit.
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Okay.
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It has come to my attention
lately that
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young people today
don't know how to do shit.
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You got your phones and your AI
and you kids haven't
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learned to be able
to actually do anything.
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So we're going
to take this morning to
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learn how to fix something.
You see this?
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See this?
The oven door isn't working.
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It's falling off the hinges.
So what do we do?
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Shelley?
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I don't know.
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It's very simple.
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You gotta
make the hinges tighter
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so the oven door's more secure.
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So what you do is...
you take out your phone
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and you call the handyman.
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Hello?
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Hello. It's Randy Marsh.
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My oven door is not working.
Please come fix it.
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Now we rest
until the handyman comes.
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Are you following this
at all, guys?
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- Is this seeping in?
- Nope.
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No, it looks like
the screws are totally stripped.
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What does that mean?
What's wrong?
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Can't get 'er fixed right now,
I gotta get
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some different washers
at the Home Depot.
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Okay, do that.
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Can't do it right now,
I gotta get
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over to Stephen Stotch's house
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and install his closet shelves.
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Okay, see, kids,
this happens sometimes
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but handymen don't make a lot
of money, so here's what you do.
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Oh, okay, I will pay you
an extra 30 bucks
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if you fix my oven now.
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Yeah, sorry, but Stotch already
gave me an extra 50 bucks.
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I will pay you
an extra 55 bucks.
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Randy, did you fix
the oven door yet?
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I'm working on it!
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Look, please.
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Whatever you want.
I'll throw in a six-pack
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of beer and you can get drunk.
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I don't need your trivial
little perks anymore, Marsh.
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I got work comin'
out my ears. It's like...
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I don't know,
it's like nobody knows
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how to do shit anymore.
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You're--
You're just gonna leave?
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I'll pay a different handyman.
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Yeah, go for it, buddy,
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I got so much money
I don't care.
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What the hell is going on?
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All right, just try to relax.
Take a deep breath.
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Now tell me exactly
what it is you're afraid of.
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I keep having the same dream.
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Everywhere I look,
people are being replaced.
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Okay. And who do you think
is going to have you replaced?
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Them. The puppet masters.
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The last time I had the dream,
I was, I was walking
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down the school hallway...
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And then I see Butters,
and he's like...
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Hey, Eric! You wanna see
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what my mom packed me for lunch?
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And that's when
I start to notice
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that something's wrong.
Everyone I cared about
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has been
systematically replaced.
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And finally I want to scream
and I'm like...
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Why are they replacing
every single character
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with someone who is diverse?
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- But then Kenny's like...
- It's not
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our fault, it's 'cause of
Kathleen Kennedy.
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But then Kathleen Kennedy's
just like...
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Fuck it! Make it more lame.
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And everyone in town is like,
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"No, please, Kathleen Kennedy,
stop ruining everything."
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But Kathleen Kennedy
is all like...
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Put another gay diverse
woman in it.
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Make it more fucking lame.
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And Disney stock just keeps
going down and down and down!
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And then Bob Iger is all like...
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No! No!
What's going on with my stocks?
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No, Kathleen Kennedy!
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Oh. It happened again,
didn't it?
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Okay, Eric, I think I know
what's going on here.
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Your fears aren't about Disney
replacing everything you love.
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What everyone is afraid of these
days is being replaced by AI.
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- AI?
- But you don't need
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to worry, Eric.
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As long as you work hard
and stay in school,
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you can make something
of yourself.
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Become an elite worker like
I did that AI can't replace.
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You're a therapist
and the best thing
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you have to tell me is
"stay in school"?
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You're in control
of your future, Eric.
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You just need to ask yourself,
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"Who will be the people
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still making money
in the AI-driven future?"
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What the-- What the fuck?
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Could you hurry it up, please?
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I kind of need to
get back to work.
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Yep, well, looks like
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you got a short
in the outlet there.
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I'd have to get a new outlet
at Home Depot.
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I can probably come
change it on the 28th.
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28th? No, no, no, look.
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I'll give a hundred bucks
to get this done today.
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I already got a feller
giving me thousands
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to fix his toilet
this afternoon.
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Thousands?
I can't afford that.
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Free therapy sessions.
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How about we trade?
You do the handiwork for me.
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And I'll give you five
free therapy sessions!
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Oh, no, thanks.
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I do all my therapy
on the AI Freudbot app.
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This is
South Park Breaking News.
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Shocking developments
in the country today,
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it appears that nobody
knows how to do shit anymore.
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Our own Chris Martins
is live on the scene.
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Tom, I'm standing in
my bathroom where the new
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tile for my shower
has yet to be installed.
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As you can see, the tile has
started to peel off in places.
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Now the handyman was supposed
to come days ago to fix it
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but he claims to have
better offers
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from other white-collar workers
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like me whose practical
know-how has atrophied.
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It appears
we've all screwed ourselves
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by relying on technology and AI.
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- Hey, Siri,
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how do you fix
a broken oven door?
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Here's what I found
from reference.com.
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Undo any screws that
hold the hinges in position,
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pull the door upward
and then outwards
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to detach hinges from the oven.
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Insert the new hinge
into the hinge holes
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and secure the hinges
with screws.
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Hey, Siri, okay,
can you do that for me?
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Can I do what for you?
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Can you fix my oven door for me?
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It's broken.
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I cannot do that
because I do not have arms.
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You will need
to call a handyman.
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The handyman isn't available.
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He's all, like, rich now
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and I fucking rely on him to
keep everything working here!
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I am unable to fix an oven door.
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Oh, well, hey, Siri,
I thought AI was supposed to be
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this amazing scary advancement
that could, like, do anything.
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Hey, Randy,
the oven door in the kitchen
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- still isn't--
- I am working on it!
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Hey, Siri,
all the handymen are rich
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and I can't afford them anymore
so what do I do?
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Perhaps you could find
an unlicensed worker
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who does small day jobs
for cash.
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You mean like those
broke-ass illegal immigrants
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down at Home Depot?
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have said it that way.
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Hey, Siri, you mean like those
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broke-ass illegal immigrants
down at Home Depot?
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Yes. There are often
people sitting out front
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of Home Depot
waiting to be hired for work.
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Yeah. Those guys!
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Hey, Kenny, can we talk to you?
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Sure, guys, what's up?
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Well, Clyde says that you
told Tammy Mullins
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he was gonna fart on her in P.E.
so she didn't show up.
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Yeah, I might have told her.
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Well, Kenny, everyone was really
looking forward to that.
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Why did you ruin it?
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I told you guys
I think Tammy Mullins
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- has sweet fucking knockers.
You guys!
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You guys! Something super crazy
is happening, you guys.
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You went on a diet?
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This is serious, Kyle!
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At first they were just dreams,
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but now I feel like
I'm actually changing.
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Why would I be having visions
that I'm a diverse woman?
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Because you're a fat,
racist piece of shit.
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Goddamn it, I'm not fat.
I'm just shamed for my body
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in a world where white men
decide what's beautiful.
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What the fuck was that?!
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Why would I say that?
I don't say that. You see?!
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This is happening
to all of us, you guys.
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You might think
everything is okay.
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But Disney... is gonna get ya.
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Kathleen Kennedy's
gonna get ya.
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Disney and Kathleen Kennedy
are gonna get ya!
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I don't think that what
I'm experiencing are dreams.
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I think that what
I'm seeing are windows...
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into alternate universes.
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Yeah, okay, I'm out.
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It's true, Kyle, there could be
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other universes
with other versions of--
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Everyone's sick of
the stupid multiverse, Cartman.
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It's not stupid,
it's totally possible
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and if you can't--
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Kyle? Kyle?
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I swear, the multiverse is
just an excuse for lazy writing.
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- Whoa. Kyle!
- Yeah, it's like
every damn movie now.
250
00:10:34,112 --> 00:10:35,312
Kyle, what is this?
251
00:10:35,412 --> 00:10:37,412
Uh, you might
wanna listen to him, Kyle!
252
00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,179
Kyle, you gotta help me!
253
00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:40,246
Help me, Kyle!
254
00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:58,613
Hey!
255
00:10:58,713 --> 00:11:00,012
Hey, I need a worker!
256
00:11:00,112 --> 00:11:02,079
- Is that a handyman?
- There's one!
257
00:11:02,179 --> 00:11:03,580
- Hey, you wanna trade?
258
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,946
What the fuck?
259
00:11:05,046 --> 00:11:06,912
Randy! You know how
to do stuff, right?
260
00:11:07,012 --> 00:11:08,179
I gotta get the radiant heat
261
00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:09,680
installed in my house
and I'm offering
262
00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,547
free legal advice in exchange.
263
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,112
You need a reporter?
264
00:11:13,212 --> 00:11:15,547
I'll report the news to you
if you fix my shower tile!
265
00:11:15,647 --> 00:11:17,912
How about a computer programmer?
I can do coding!
266
00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:19,647
Insurance broker?
Insurance broker?
267
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,279
What the hell are
you guys doing here?
268
00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:23,613
We're trying to get
a handyman to do stuff for us.
269
00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:25,747
You know how to
install radiant heat or not?
270
00:11:25,846 --> 00:11:29,379
No, I need some broke-ass
immigrants to fix my oven door.
271
00:11:29,547 --> 00:11:30,846
- Dang it.
272
00:11:30,946 --> 00:11:33,146
Hey! Here comes
a different handyman!
273
00:11:34,412 --> 00:11:38,279
Hey, anyone wanna
make a bunch of money?
274
00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:41,346
I need four workers who know
how to use a power saw.
275
00:11:42,279 --> 00:11:44,979
I'll do lawyer work if
you install my radiant heat!
276
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,812
I've got skills
in human resources.
277
00:11:46,912 --> 00:11:48,212
Let's work something out!
278
00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:51,779
No, I need guys that know
how to work a power saw.
279
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:57,146
None of you know how to
work a power saw? Jesus Christ.
280
00:11:59,879 --> 00:12:02,146
What universe is this?
281
00:12:12,179 --> 00:12:14,846
Yo, Kenny, we gotta
ask you something.
282
00:12:14,946 --> 00:12:17,713
Are you, like,
in love with Tammy Mullins?
283
00:12:17,812 --> 00:12:20,312
I'm not in love with her,
I just like her knockers.
284
00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:22,779
Okay, well, why would you
protect someone from getting
285
00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:25,547
farted on unless there
were some real feelings there?
286
00:12:25,547 --> 00:12:27,680
Dude, I said I was sorry, okay?
287
00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:29,212
You guys! You guys!
288
00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:32,246
Something really weird
is going on!
289
00:12:32,346 --> 00:12:35,112
I keep having the same dream
that I'm a fat little white boy.
290
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,846
You ain't white,
but you definitely fat.
291
00:12:37,946 --> 00:12:39,412
This is serious, Kyle!
292
00:12:39,547 --> 00:12:42,647
It's more than a dream,
it's becoming like real now!
293
00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,146
I keep seeing all of you!
294
00:12:44,246 --> 00:12:46,212
Being replaced by
little white motherfuckers!
295
00:12:46,312 --> 00:12:48,879
Well, maybe you should try
not being so racist, Cartman.
296
00:12:48,979 --> 00:12:51,112
You can't be racist
towards white people, Stan!
297
00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:54,346
They all honky-ass bitches!
You know what this is?
298
00:12:54,446 --> 00:12:57,346
I think this is some
alternate universe shit.
299
00:12:58,179 --> 00:13:00,212
Yeah, right, you just
acting crazy 'cause you wanna
300
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,079
- get sent home from school.
- No, I'm not, Kyle!
301
00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:04,879
Yeah, bitch, you just
wanna get sent home
302
00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:07,079
so you can play Baldur's Gate 3.
303
00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:17,279
What the fuck?
304
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,179
Oh, my God, it's all real!
305
00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:22,246
Whatever you're doing,
Cartman, we ain't buyin' it.
306
00:13:22,346 --> 00:13:25,079
Stay away from me! You aren't
my friends! Do you understand?
307
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,547
Is that supposed to be Cartman?
308
00:13:27,647 --> 00:13:29,246
It ain't Cartman
but it's still fat.
309
00:13:29,346 --> 00:13:31,112
Just more like
little round and fat.
310
00:13:31,212 --> 00:13:33,146
Yeah, like Tammy Mullins'
knockers.
311
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,446
Kenny! Brah.
312
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,613
Chill with the knockers. Man!
313
00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:38,946
No...
314
00:13:39,046 --> 00:13:41,312
No...!
315
00:13:45,079 --> 00:13:47,112
Okay, so Clyde says he
can probably try to fart
316
00:13:47,212 --> 00:13:48,879
on Tammy Mullins again
during fourth period.
317
00:13:48,979 --> 00:13:50,812
But this time Kenny
has to keep his mouth shut.
318
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:53,012
It's fine!
I won't say anything, fine!
319
00:13:53,112 --> 00:13:55,179
He's gonna say something,
he's totally in love with her.
320
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:58,246
- No, I'm not!
- You guys! You guys!
321
00:13:58,346 --> 00:14:00,547
Holy shit, you guys,
I fuckin' told you!
322
00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:03,212
I fuckin' told you this
was happening, didn't I?
323
00:14:04,179 --> 00:14:05,312
Told us what was happening?
324
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,012
I told you I was having
all these dreams
325
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,547
that I was a fat
little white boy
326
00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:10,547
and you guys were all
white boys too and now look!
327
00:14:10,547 --> 00:14:12,246
Y'all actually turned into 'em!
328
00:14:13,046 --> 00:14:15,346
- Do we know you?
- I'm Cartman.
329
00:14:15,446 --> 00:14:18,246
And you're Kyle and you're Stan
and you're fucking Kenny.
330
00:14:18,346 --> 00:14:20,079
Only it's a parallel,
alternated universe
331
00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,547
and y'all have been replaced.
332
00:14:21,547 --> 00:14:23,646
Uh, okay, cool lady.
333
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:25,412
We gotta get to class.
334
00:14:25,547 --> 00:14:27,046
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!
335
00:14:27,146 --> 00:14:28,779
You guys are gonna
listen to me this time!
336
00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:30,746
I need help!
337
00:14:30,846 --> 00:14:32,679
Cartman's just messing with us.
338
00:14:32,779 --> 00:14:33,912
Fuck you, Kyle!
339
00:14:34,012 --> 00:14:35,446
This is serious,
you fuckin' butt-fucker!
340
00:14:35,547 --> 00:14:38,312
Yeah, listen, lady,
we really gotta get going.
341
00:14:38,412 --> 00:14:41,547
Will you guys fucking
listen to me?! I'm Cartman!
342
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,547
You're not Cartman and
multiple universes are stupid.
343
00:14:44,646 --> 00:14:47,046
Oh, goddamn it!
344
00:14:48,979 --> 00:14:51,279
Tom, I'm still here
live at the scene.
345
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,979
Dozens of white-collar workers
are gathered hoping
346
00:14:54,079 --> 00:14:56,779
to get the attention of
just one handyman.
347
00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:59,346
It's a scene
of desperation and a reminder
348
00:14:59,446 --> 00:15:02,279
of where our
country's economy is headed.
349
00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:08,279
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
350
00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:12,112
Hey, hey! Excuse me,
you're a handyman, right?
351
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,646
Can I get you to come look
at my oven door?
352
00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,279
I can trade you services.
353
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:19,679
I have geology skills.
Could you come fix my door
354
00:15:19,779 --> 00:15:21,412
and I'll give you some geology?
355
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:24,547
Hey, why don't you guys
get outta here?
356
00:15:24,547 --> 00:15:27,812
You're making the Home Depot
look all shitty.
357
00:15:29,612 --> 00:15:31,679
Fuckin' rich assholes.
358
00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:33,379
- Ugh, sucks.
359
00:15:33,546 --> 00:15:34,546
Aw, man.
360
00:15:34,646 --> 00:15:36,979
Boy, I wish
I knew how to fix stuff.
361
00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:38,179
I'd be rich, too.
362
00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:40,446
I could know how to fix stuff!
363
00:15:40,546 --> 00:15:42,446
The problem is
when I could have been learning
364
00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:45,712
how to fix stuff, I went
to fucking college instead!
365
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,146
Hey, yeah, he's right.
366
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,846
We all went to college,
and where did it get us?
367
00:15:49,946 --> 00:15:52,246
Yeah, I'm still paying off
my college loans.
368
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:55,246
Yeah, so am I! Now I don't
know how to do anything
369
00:15:55,346 --> 00:15:58,012
'cause I got suckered into going
to college and learning stupid
370
00:15:58,112 --> 00:16:01,146
geology that anyone can know
'cause of goddamn AI!
371
00:16:01,246 --> 00:16:02,446
Yeah, fuck college!
372
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,112
Let's go
get our fucking money back!
373
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:06,412
Yeah!
- Yeah! Fuck college!
374
00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,379
- Come on, let's go!
375
00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:14,412
- Stupid college!
- You wasted our time!
376
00:16:14,546 --> 00:16:17,646
- Fuck you, college!
- Piece of shit college!
377
00:16:17,746 --> 00:16:19,146
Hey-hey, college!
378
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,579
You know what you are?!
You're a scam!
379
00:16:21,679 --> 00:16:22,846
College is a scam!
380
00:16:22,946 --> 00:16:24,846
Yeah!
381
00:16:24,946 --> 00:16:26,112
Yeah, that's right!
382
00:16:26,212 --> 00:16:27,246
Yeah, hey, college!
383
00:16:27,346 --> 00:16:28,879
Here's my student loan bill.
384
00:16:28,979 --> 00:16:30,812
That I'm still paying off!
385
00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:33,279
Well, guess what,
I'm not paying it!
386
00:16:34,046 --> 00:16:36,146
- Yeah!
- We don't owe you nothing!
387
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,012
Guess what, college?!
388
00:16:38,112 --> 00:16:41,546
We don't owe you money,
you owe us money!
389
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:42,779
Yeah!
390
00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:45,846
Yeah, that's right!
391
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:48,712
You think you can
just sit there and not even
392
00:16:48,812 --> 00:16:51,379
respond to us, college?
Okay!
393
00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:54,112
You aren't going to destroy
any more lives!
394
00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:55,846
All right, bring in
the catapult.
395
00:16:55,946 --> 00:16:57,546
Bring in the catapult!
396
00:16:57,546 --> 00:16:58,546
Yeah!
397
00:16:58,646 --> 00:16:59,912
Yeah, that's right!
398
00:17:05,279 --> 00:17:08,546
- What's that?
- That's the catapult.
399
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,412
Well, but it's still in the box.
400
00:17:11,546 --> 00:17:13,912
Yeah, somebody's
gotta put it together.
401
00:17:14,012 --> 00:17:15,779
Well, how are we gonna...
402
00:17:15,879 --> 00:17:17,179
Hang on, college!
403
00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:18,546
How're we gonna
break the college if
404
00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:20,112
the catapult is still
in the box?
405
00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:21,746
It's okay,
we called the handyman.
406
00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:23,946
He's gonna build it for us.
407
00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:32,646
Hello, gentlemen, what
seems to be the problem?
408
00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:34,312
Oh! Oh!
409
00:17:34,412 --> 00:17:36,112
You said
you couldn't work today.
410
00:17:36,212 --> 00:17:38,046
You're supposed
to fix my oven door!
411
00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:39,812
I've got a lot of jobs there, buddy.
412
00:17:39,912 --> 00:17:41,212
This one paid the most today.
413
00:17:41,312 --> 00:17:43,746
We all pooled together
and offered him $20,000.
414
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:45,412
$20,000?
415
00:17:45,546 --> 00:17:47,079
What the fuck
are you guys doing?!
416
00:17:47,179 --> 00:17:49,579
You're gonna make him
totally impossible now!
417
00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:54,279
All right, send Broflovski,
Marsh and McKormick
418
00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:56,411
into my office, please.
419
00:17:57,612 --> 00:17:58,746
Aw, what the hell?
420
00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:00,279
Sit down, boys.
One of our students here
421
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,846
says you've been
treating them unfairly.
422
00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:04,846
- Treating who unfairly?
- We didn't do anything!
423
00:18:04,946 --> 00:18:06,546
We're just minding
our own business
424
00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:08,246
and she keeps saying
she's Eric Cartman!
425
00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:11,379
Okay. And what's
wrong with that?
426
00:18:13,112 --> 00:18:15,546
What's wrong is it
doesn't make any sense.
427
00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:17,079
Okay, I see.
428
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,746
There's a diverse female
where Cartman used to be
429
00:18:18,846 --> 00:18:20,046
and you don't like that.
430
00:18:20,146 --> 00:18:22,146
It's not that we
don't like it, it's...
431
00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:23,445
don't you think that's weird?
432
00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:25,246
I don't see
a problem with it at all.
433
00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:27,046
And if you boys don't think
Eric can be a Black woman,
434
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:29,212
then maybe the problem is you.
435
00:18:30,546 --> 00:18:31,411
What?
436
00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:32,679
You think it's perfectly normal
437
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,445
that Cartman
is suddenly a Black woman?
438
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:35,879
You probably don't like
that Indiana Jones got replaced
439
00:18:35,979 --> 00:18:37,546
by a female either, huh?
440
00:18:37,546 --> 00:18:39,679
You probably have a problem
with Black Spider-Man, too.
441
00:18:39,779 --> 00:18:41,378
No! Miles Morales is sweet.
442
00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:42,679
That's a whole constructed thing
443
00:18:42,779 --> 00:18:44,279
with its own character
and narrative!
444
00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:47,378
This is just taking Cartman,
same old Cartman,
445
00:18:47,546 --> 00:18:49,279
and putting a Black woman in it.
446
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,411
Well, you know what I think
about that, Kyle?
447
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:52,679
Hold on. Hold on.
448
00:18:54,246 --> 00:18:55,779
That's what I think
about that, Kyle!
449
00:18:55,879 --> 00:18:57,112
Goddamn it, Cartman!
450
00:18:57,212 --> 00:18:58,812
Dude, what the fuck
is going on?!
451
00:18:58,912 --> 00:19:00,612
I'll tell you what's going on.
452
00:19:00,712 --> 00:19:02,546
You boys feel that your white
culture is being threatened
453
00:19:02,546 --> 00:19:04,279
and so you're
lashing out with racism.
454
00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,146
And if you
say anything more about
455
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,846
a Black woman Cartman
not making any sense,
456
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,846
then you can all just have
three weeks' detention!
457
00:19:09,946 --> 00:19:11,279
Now get out of my office!
458
00:19:11,378 --> 00:19:13,046
- Goddamn it!
459
00:19:13,146 --> 00:19:14,912
Fuck you, Kyle.
You have to help me!
460
00:19:15,012 --> 00:19:16,979
How's that fart feeling
on your face right now?
461
00:19:17,079 --> 00:19:18,345
Shut up!
462
00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:21,546
Na-na-na-na-na.
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
463
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:33,546
And we both told Clyde,
"Okay, you can try to fart
464
00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:35,546
on Tammy Mullins later.
Kenny won't tell her."
465
00:19:35,546 --> 00:19:38,345
And guess what? This little
motherfucker does it again!
466
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,779
I'm sorry.
She hypnotized me.
467
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,546
Everyone's trying
to enjoy themselves, dude.
468
00:19:42,546 --> 00:19:44,546
Why do you keep fucking it up?
469
00:19:44,546 --> 00:19:46,311
Hey, who's the fat
little white boy?
470
00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:48,411
Who knows?
White heterosexual males
471
00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:50,112
think they're welcome anywhere.
472
00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:55,712
Okay, children,
let's take our seats.
473
00:19:55,812 --> 00:19:58,779
Today we're going to
talk more about female exclusion
474
00:19:58,879 --> 00:20:00,345
in the male patriarchy.
475
00:20:02,246 --> 00:20:05,246
Uh, Butters,
who is that sitting next to you?
476
00:20:05,345 --> 00:20:06,478
Oh, I don't know, ma'am.
477
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:08,679
I think it's
supposed to be Eric.
478
00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:10,278
I am Eric!
479
00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:12,512
All Cartman cares about
is playing Baldur's Gate 3.
480
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,712
So the bitch did a switcheroo
with Spanky here.
481
00:20:14,812 --> 00:20:16,345
That is not what's going on!
482
00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:18,612
And I am not going to sit here
and be insulted anymore!
483
00:20:18,712 --> 00:20:20,345
I am a respected citizen
in my universe
484
00:20:20,445 --> 00:20:22,679
and I demand to speak to
someone with authority!
485
00:20:22,779 --> 00:20:26,278
- Is there a problem here?
486
00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:30,378
No!
487
00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:36,612
Eight years.
488
00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:39,612
Eight years I spent
wasting time at stupid college
489
00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:41,679
when I could have been
learning how to do stuff.
490
00:20:41,779 --> 00:20:45,079
All the time we spent
memorizing, studying-- for what?
491
00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:48,512
Anyone gets any info they want
with the touch of a button now.
492
00:20:48,612 --> 00:20:51,112
All right,
I think she's ready to go.
493
00:20:51,212 --> 00:20:53,212
- It's ready! It's ready!
494
00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:56,146
Okay, okay, aim it
at the center of the school.
495
00:20:56,245 --> 00:20:57,646
How do we fire it?
496
00:20:57,746 --> 00:20:59,746
There's a big red button here.
Should I press it?
497
00:20:59,846 --> 00:21:01,646
Yeah, yeah, let 'er rip!
498
00:21:08,579 --> 00:21:10,445
- Yeah! Yeah!
499
00:21:10,546 --> 00:21:13,012
Yeah, take that, college!
500
00:21:13,112 --> 00:21:14,746
Let's see them ignore that!
501
00:21:14,846 --> 00:21:17,112
I can't wait
to see what they do now.
502
00:21:17,211 --> 00:21:19,211
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
503
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,779
Hey-hey, wait, what's that?
504
00:21:26,311 --> 00:21:28,812
Hey! Hey, no,
you son of a bitch!
505
00:21:30,278 --> 00:21:32,746
He's just gonna fix the glass!
506
00:21:32,846 --> 00:21:34,211
Ugh!
507
00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:35,546
You fucking give these
billionaires your money
508
00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:37,079
and then another billionaire
just comes
509
00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:38,846
and profits off of that.
510
00:21:38,946 --> 00:21:41,245
Society is so fucked up!
511
00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:50,378
Something is
wrong with the universe.
512
00:21:50,546 --> 00:21:52,178
Our stocks are down
and every Disney movie
513
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,846
this year has failed!
514
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,546
We don't understand it, sir.
515
00:21:55,546 --> 00:21:57,746
We keep making
the same movie over and over
516
00:21:57,846 --> 00:22:00,946
and pandering to everyone
but suddenly it's not working.
517
00:22:01,046 --> 00:22:03,378
Then we've got to pander harder!
518
00:22:03,546 --> 00:22:05,746
Look, I don't want
to have to say it, but...
519
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:08,746
I think the problem is
Kathleen Kennedy.
520
00:22:10,178 --> 00:22:12,946
Kathleen Kennedy has
made studios a lot of money.
521
00:22:13,046 --> 00:22:16,546
Yes, before. But you have
to admit something's changed.
522
00:22:16,646 --> 00:22:19,112
For weeks now she's been
completely different.
523
00:22:19,211 --> 00:22:21,612
- It's true.
- What if...
524
00:22:21,712 --> 00:22:24,546
this is a different
Kathleen Kennedy?
525
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,378
What are you saying, Rick?
526
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,378
I'm just saying
isn't it possible
527
00:22:29,546 --> 00:22:32,046
that we here
at Disney pandered so much...
528
00:22:32,145 --> 00:22:35,546
that we've opened a doorway
to the panderverse.
529
00:22:36,345 --> 00:22:38,046
The panderverse
is just a theory!
530
00:22:38,145 --> 00:22:41,145
And yet we do have
the panderstone downstairs.
531
00:22:41,245 --> 00:22:44,579
It's possible that someone
has tampered with it somehow.
532
00:22:44,679 --> 00:22:46,546
Well, she's on her way in
right now.
533
00:22:46,546 --> 00:22:48,646
If you wanna tell
Kathleen Kennedy you think
534
00:22:48,746 --> 00:22:50,311
she's from
an alternate universe,
535
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,345
because we misused
the panderstone, go right ahead!
536
00:23:02,378 --> 00:23:04,278
Is there a problem, people?
537
00:23:06,046 --> 00:23:07,579
No problem at all, Mrs. Kennedy.
538
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,546
We were just discussing ideas
539
00:23:09,546 --> 00:23:11,378
of what to do with
the new Prince Eric movie.
540
00:23:11,546 --> 00:23:13,546
Put a chick in it, make her gay!
541
00:23:13,646 --> 00:23:18,046
Uh, yes, Mrs. Kennedy,
uh, some of the execs are just
542
00:23:18,145 --> 00:23:20,746
- expressing that maybe--
- Well, that maybe we should go
543
00:23:20,846 --> 00:23:23,211
a different route than we did
with Indiana Jones.
544
00:23:23,311 --> 00:23:24,579
Fuck Indiana Jones!
545
00:23:24,679 --> 00:23:26,779
Put a chick in it
and make her lame and gay!
546
00:23:28,746 --> 00:23:29,879
Sure. Yeah.
547
00:23:29,979 --> 00:23:32,779
Let's try that... again.
548
00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:42,546
And then... and then there was,
like, this ball
549
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,046
and then Eric floated up
550
00:23:44,145 --> 00:23:45,679
into this portal
and disappeared!
551
00:23:45,779 --> 00:23:47,311
I don't care
what you saw, Butters,
552
00:23:47,411 --> 00:23:48,546
there's gotta be
a better explanation
553
00:23:48,646 --> 00:23:50,445
than just the stupid multiverse.
554
00:23:50,546 --> 00:23:52,145
Some multiverse stuff is cool.
555
00:23:52,245 --> 00:23:53,812
Yeah, it can be cool for,
like, one movie.
556
00:23:53,912 --> 00:23:55,546
Now it's just this
cheap device that people use
557
00:23:55,646 --> 00:23:57,579
to breathe life
into tired franchises.
558
00:23:57,679 --> 00:23:59,746
What are you guys talking about?
559
00:24:01,078 --> 00:24:04,779
Uh, we were just talking about
how amazing this all is.
560
00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:06,411
Okay, I've been trying to think
561
00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:07,846
about what we should do,
you guys.
562
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,546
I think I know
how to make everything right,
563
00:24:09,646 --> 00:24:11,278
but we're gonna need
a really powerful computer.
564
00:24:11,378 --> 00:24:12,712
Are you gonna eat
your brownie, Kenny?
565
00:24:12,812 --> 00:24:14,245
Yeah, I'm gonna eat my brownie!
566
00:24:14,345 --> 00:24:16,345
Okay, fine, so we'll take you
to the computer lab.
567
00:24:16,445 --> 00:24:17,612
No, no, no, no, for this,
568
00:24:17,712 --> 00:24:19,145
we gotta get
a really powerful system.
569
00:24:19,245 --> 00:24:21,712
Is Kyle's mom still a big
fat bitch in this universe?
570
00:24:21,812 --> 00:24:23,812
What? My mom's not a bitch.
571
00:24:23,912 --> 00:24:26,045
Well, I mean,
she is kind of bitchy.
572
00:24:26,145 --> 00:24:27,579
She's a big dumb bitch, huh?
573
00:24:27,679 --> 00:24:29,679
What does calling my mom a bitch
have to do with anything?
574
00:24:29,779 --> 00:24:31,979
Because we could fake
a letter from Kyle's mom
575
00:24:32,078 --> 00:24:34,045
giving Kyle permission
to use her credit card number
576
00:24:34,145 --> 00:24:36,546
to buy all the stuff
we need at Best Buy.
577
00:24:36,546 --> 00:24:39,546
I mean, PC Principal
did say we have to help him.
578
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,646
Her. Them. It.
579
00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:43,579
That's the dumbest idea ever!
580
00:24:43,679 --> 00:24:45,879
I don't even know what
my mom's credit number is!
581
00:24:45,979 --> 00:24:47,311
8-7-1-5...
582
00:24:47,411 --> 00:24:48,579
3-2-7...
583
00:24:48,679 --> 00:24:49,378
4-9-2...
584
00:24:49,546 --> 00:24:50,879
2-1-0-0-7.
585
00:24:50,979 --> 00:24:52,411
I use it all the time.
586
00:25:02,411 --> 00:25:04,579
All right. Full name?
587
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,746
What is your name, sir?
588
00:25:07,846 --> 00:25:10,779
I told them already
my name is Eric Cartman.
589
00:25:10,879 --> 00:25:12,978
We know Eric Cartman, okay?
590
00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,779
Eric Cartman is in here
all the time getting in trouble.
591
00:25:15,879 --> 00:25:17,646
That's because I'm
from a different universe!
592
00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:19,111
How many times do I have
to tell you people?
593
00:25:19,211 --> 00:25:20,712
The Disney company tried to
use their platform
594
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,411
to bring about social change
and I got fucked.
595
00:25:23,546 --> 00:25:26,445
Hey, Chief. Chief,
you gotta hear this one.
596
00:25:26,546 --> 00:25:28,278
What is it, Johnston?
597
00:25:28,378 --> 00:25:29,712
Aw, God.
598
00:25:29,812 --> 00:25:31,679
This little white boy
claims he's actually
599
00:25:31,779 --> 00:25:33,145
from a different universe.
600
00:25:33,245 --> 00:25:34,579
Is that so?
601
00:25:34,679 --> 00:25:35,945
All right, honkey,
what kind of narcotics
602
00:25:36,045 --> 00:25:38,746
are you on?
Did you do a cavity search?
603
00:25:38,846 --> 00:25:40,411
Have you even said what
you've arrested me for?
604
00:25:40,546 --> 00:25:42,846
I come from a place where this
is extremely inappropriate.
605
00:25:42,945 --> 00:25:45,378
Chief! Hey, Chief!
- Yeah?
606
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,546
There's some
crazy white lady downstairs
607
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,579
freakin' out and saying
she needs to talk to you.
608
00:25:49,679 --> 00:25:50,912
More honkies?
609
00:25:51,011 --> 00:25:52,646
What is this,
a Taylor Swift concert?
610
00:25:52,746 --> 00:25:54,579
Tell the nice lady
I'll see her after I'm done
611
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,411
with "Eric Cartman" here.
612
00:25:56,546 --> 00:25:57,879
Well, that's just it, Chief.
613
00:25:57,978 --> 00:26:00,278
She's sayin' she's
looking for an Eric Cartman.
614
00:26:00,378 --> 00:26:02,311
Says her name
is Kathleen Kennedy.
615
00:26:02,411 --> 00:26:05,278
Kathleen Kennedy?! No!
616
00:26:05,378 --> 00:26:07,145
She's gonna try to change me,
too! I'm the only one left!
617
00:26:07,245 --> 00:26:10,445
- Hey, get back here!
- She's gonna get me!
618
00:26:12,712 --> 00:26:15,311
- Tom, I'm standing outside
619
00:26:15,411 --> 00:26:18,646
the South Park Country Club
where protestors have gathered
620
00:26:18,746 --> 00:26:21,111
to point out
the unfairness in our economy.
621
00:26:21,211 --> 00:26:24,145
The White House says they're
doing all they can but it's been
622
00:26:24,245 --> 00:26:27,911
several days now and my bathroom
tile still is not installed.
623
00:26:28,011 --> 00:26:31,178
Yeah, that's right. You see,
the whole system is rigged.
624
00:26:31,278 --> 00:26:33,945
You've got people like us
who just need our stuff fixed,
625
00:26:34,045 --> 00:26:36,145
and meanwhile
there's these billionaires
626
00:26:36,245 --> 00:26:37,445
that have all the control!
627
00:26:37,546 --> 00:26:38,846
Did you know that if just
628
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,445
one of these billionaires
spread their wealth,
629
00:26:40,546 --> 00:26:42,911
- it would mean thousands
to every per--
630
00:26:43,011 --> 00:26:44,345
it would mean thousands
to every--
631
00:26:44,445 --> 00:26:45,779
Sorry, hang on, just a second.
632
00:26:45,878 --> 00:26:47,278
Yeah?
633
00:26:47,378 --> 00:26:49,546
Hey, Ran, the oven door still
isn't shutting right.
634
00:26:49,646 --> 00:26:51,546
Yeah, I'm working on it, Sharon!
635
00:26:51,546 --> 00:26:53,779
I'm actually
working on it right now!
636
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,612
Hey, one of them's coming out!
637
00:26:57,111 --> 00:26:58,812
Please, just glance
at my water pressure!
638
00:26:58,911 --> 00:27:01,411
Mr. Fix It, can you please
tell us why you haven't been
639
00:27:01,546 --> 00:27:03,045
responding to people's calls?
640
00:27:03,145 --> 00:27:05,945
Well, I've just been busy
with my various assets.
641
00:27:06,045 --> 00:27:07,679
You see, I've been trying
to acquire
642
00:27:07,779 --> 00:27:11,546
some social media platforms.
I just bought Instagram.
643
00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:13,845
What? The country needs
stuff fixed.
644
00:27:13,945 --> 00:27:16,679
Why the fuck are you out
buying Instagram?!
645
00:27:19,278 --> 00:27:22,612
Hey, did you just outbid me
to acquire Instagram?
646
00:27:22,712 --> 00:27:24,011
Yeah, I outbid you.
647
00:27:24,111 --> 00:27:26,712
I own Instagram now
and you don't!
648
00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,445
Oh, yeah?
Well, I just acquired
649
00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:30,546
the entire
Bloomberg media company!
650
00:27:30,646 --> 00:27:32,178
Oh, yeah?
Well, I can kick your ass.
651
00:27:32,278 --> 00:27:33,845
You wanna fight me MMA?
652
00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:35,945
Yeah, I'll fight you MMA,
let's do it.
653
00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,746
What the hell
are they doing now?
654
00:27:37,845 --> 00:27:39,311
I'm just gonna make a company
655
00:27:39,411 --> 00:27:40,911
and I'm gonna fly to space!
656
00:27:41,011 --> 00:27:43,178
I bet I can get to space
before you do!
657
00:27:43,278 --> 00:27:46,712
Gal! Fuck these guys!
658
00:27:51,145 --> 00:27:53,811
She has all the right things
in her purse.
659
00:27:53,911 --> 00:27:55,779
Her driver's license
says Kathleen Kennedy,
660
00:27:55,878 --> 00:27:57,878
she has Kathleen Kennedy
credit cards.
661
00:27:57,978 --> 00:28:00,646
This is definitely all the same
makeup Mrs. Kennedy uses.
662
00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:03,779
I mean, according to this,
she really is Kathleen Kennedy.
663
00:28:03,878 --> 00:28:06,546
Or Kathleen Kennedy
from another universe.
664
00:28:06,546 --> 00:28:08,278
That's enough! Please!
665
00:28:08,378 --> 00:28:10,612
We're not going to
waste our time chasing
666
00:28:10,712 --> 00:28:12,378
after wild scientific theories!
667
00:28:12,546 --> 00:28:13,612
Well, we have to do something.
668
00:28:13,712 --> 00:28:15,746
Kathleen Kennedy is down
on set right now
669
00:28:15,845 --> 00:28:17,646
ruining the new Bambi movie!
670
00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:20,078
Put a diverse woman in it,
make it lame!
671
00:28:20,178 --> 00:28:23,679
But Mrs. Kennedy,
Bam-Bambi's a baby deer.
672
00:28:23,778 --> 00:28:26,746
Fuck baby deer!
Put a chick in it, make her gay!
673
00:28:26,845 --> 00:28:29,011
You guys, you better
come take a look at this.
674
00:28:29,111 --> 00:28:32,111
I don't think we are dealing
with our Kathleen Kennedy.
675
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,378
I took images of Mrs. Kennedy
and put them
676
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,778
against images of her
from a few months ago.
677
00:28:36,878 --> 00:28:39,411
With AI we could detect
the smallest irregularities.
678
00:28:39,546 --> 00:28:41,178
Take a look.
679
00:28:48,945 --> 00:28:52,245
All right. What do we know
about the panderverse?
680
00:28:52,345 --> 00:28:53,646
I'm afraid we know...
681
00:28:53,745 --> 00:28:55,078
frighteningly little.
682
00:28:55,178 --> 00:28:57,845
The only thing we know for sure
683
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,911
is that if a portal
were somehow opened
684
00:29:00,011 --> 00:29:01,345
with the panderstone,
685
00:29:01,445 --> 00:29:04,111
then both universes
eventually will collide,
686
00:29:04,211 --> 00:29:07,911
leading to a level of pandering
we can't even fathom.
687
00:29:08,011 --> 00:29:09,811
That we know for sure. Yes.
688
00:29:09,911 --> 00:29:11,011
Then we have to get everyone
689
00:29:11,111 --> 00:29:12,945
back to the right universe.
690
00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:16,679
Before it's complete pandermonium.
691
00:29:28,546 --> 00:29:31,178
Okay, Kenny,
switch on the power supply.
692
00:29:31,278 --> 00:29:33,778
Stan, make sure
we've got ethernet!
693
00:29:33,878 --> 00:29:35,311
- All good.
- All right,
694
00:29:35,411 --> 00:29:36,612
let's just hope this works.
695
00:29:36,711 --> 00:29:38,711
Oh, man, what the hell?
696
00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:41,178
Dude, Kyle, what is up
with your Internet speed?
697
00:29:41,278 --> 00:29:43,411
Go tell your parents to
upgrade your Internet speed.
698
00:29:43,546 --> 00:29:44,679
No!
699
00:29:44,778 --> 00:29:46,145
Kyle, I know
you're afraid of your mom
700
00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:48,411
'cause she's a fat bitch,
but we have to do this.
701
00:29:48,546 --> 00:29:49,911
Stop calling my mom a bitch!
702
00:29:50,011 --> 00:29:52,011
- Kyle!
703
00:29:52,111 --> 00:29:53,878
I just got an alert
that someone used
704
00:29:53,978 --> 00:29:55,745
my credit card at Best Buy?!
705
00:29:55,845 --> 00:29:59,011
Oh, hello, Mrs. Broflovski.
706
00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:01,978
My goodness,
you're looking nice today.
707
00:30:02,078 --> 00:30:03,579
What?
708
00:30:03,678 --> 00:30:05,478
You know, credit card fraud
709
00:30:05,579 --> 00:30:07,078
is very serious,
Mrs. Broflovski.
710
00:30:07,178 --> 00:30:09,011
You should call your
Internet company right away
711
00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:11,678
and up your speed
and make sure you're protected.
712
00:30:11,778 --> 00:30:14,711
Really? Kyle, who is this?
713
00:30:14,811 --> 00:30:16,678
Oh, haven't you heard, Mom?
714
00:30:16,778 --> 00:30:18,546
We're in a multiverse
and this is
715
00:30:18,646 --> 00:30:20,078
supposed to be Eric Cartman.
716
00:30:20,878 --> 00:30:22,311
Oh, okay, I'm fine with that.
717
00:30:22,411 --> 00:30:24,646
I better go call
the Internet company.
718
00:30:24,745 --> 00:30:26,045
What do you mean
you're fine with that?
719
00:30:26,145 --> 00:30:28,711
I think all this stuff
is great, Kyle.
720
00:30:28,811 --> 00:30:30,811
And what "all stuff"
is that, exactly?
721
00:30:30,911 --> 00:30:32,678
Ha! It worked.
722
00:30:32,778 --> 00:30:34,579
She's gonna call
the Internet company.
723
00:30:34,678 --> 00:30:37,145
Your mom is such
a dumb bitch, Kyle!
724
00:30:37,245 --> 00:30:38,579
Shut up, Cartman!
725
00:30:38,678 --> 00:30:42,245
♪ Loo, loo, loo,
I got some apples ♪
726
00:30:42,345 --> 00:30:46,145
♪ Loo, loo, loo,
you got some, too ♪
727
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:49,311
♪ Loo, loo, loo, let's
make some applesauce... ♪
728
00:30:49,411 --> 00:30:50,811
- Butters.
729
00:30:50,911 --> 00:30:52,245
Butters! Butters, listen to me.
730
00:30:52,345 --> 00:30:54,845
- It's me, Eric.
- You-You-You're not Eric!
731
00:30:54,945 --> 00:30:56,245
Yes, I am Eric Cartman, Butters.
732
00:30:56,345 --> 00:30:57,811
Kathleen Kennedy
is trying to get me.
733
00:30:57,911 --> 00:30:59,478
She won't stop until her
master plan is complete.
734
00:30:59,579 --> 00:31:02,579
I'm not supposed to have
anyone in my room, I'm grounded!
735
00:31:02,678 --> 00:31:04,978
Butters, Disney is going to
get me. They already got you!
736
00:31:05,078 --> 00:31:06,546
They did?!
737
00:31:06,546 --> 00:31:08,011
We are in this together, Butters.
738
00:31:08,111 --> 00:31:09,546
You have to
keep me safe until I can
739
00:31:09,546 --> 00:31:12,546
- figure out how we're gonna--
740
00:31:12,546 --> 00:31:14,611
She's here!
Butters, don't let her get me.
741
00:31:14,711 --> 00:31:17,278
Butters?!
742
00:31:17,378 --> 00:31:20,845
Butters! Why didn't you
answer this door?
743
00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:22,546
Oh. Hey, Dad.
744
00:31:22,546 --> 00:31:25,411
What are you doing up here?
And why do you look so scared?
745
00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:29,546
Oh, I'm not scared, I'm just,
uh, I'm just having fun.
746
00:31:29,546 --> 00:31:30,878
Well, no having fun.
747
00:31:30,978 --> 00:31:33,611
You are grounded.
Start being more miserable.
748
00:31:33,711 --> 00:31:35,911
- Dad?
- Yes, Butters?
749
00:31:36,011 --> 00:31:38,745
Uh, could you check
under my bed and make sure
750
00:31:38,845 --> 00:31:40,345
Kathleen Kennedy isn't there?
751
00:31:40,445 --> 00:31:42,878
Butters, what have I told you
about being more mature?
752
00:31:42,978 --> 00:31:45,011
I can assure you
Kathleen Kennedy
753
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:47,178
is not under your bed!
754
00:31:52,546 --> 00:31:53,611
That's fucking Kathleen Kennedy!
755
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:54,611
Right fucking there!
756
00:31:56,878 --> 00:31:58,711
You! Come here!
757
00:31:58,811 --> 00:32:00,645
No, no, no, no, no!
758
00:32:03,145 --> 00:32:06,045
No, no! No, no, no!
759
00:32:18,845 --> 00:32:20,178
Well, Shelley,
760
00:32:20,278 --> 00:32:22,311
we need to talk
about your future.
761
00:32:22,411 --> 00:32:25,545
You see, there's very few
people at the top these days.
762
00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:28,111
AI can do everything
better than we can,
763
00:32:28,211 --> 00:32:31,045
except for stuff
that requires arms.
764
00:32:32,411 --> 00:32:34,845
I don't want you to
end up a deadbeat loser
765
00:32:34,945 --> 00:32:36,545
who goes to college, Shelley.
766
00:32:36,645 --> 00:32:38,278
You need to stay out of school,
767
00:32:38,378 --> 00:32:41,178
and instead go out and be
taught real skills that will
768
00:32:41,278 --> 00:32:44,411
still be profitable
in this post-AI universe.
769
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:48,545
So what you do is you take
out your phone and you call
770
00:32:48,545 --> 00:32:52,045
the handyman, and see if
those rich people will have
771
00:32:52,145 --> 00:32:55,245
any internships or training
programs available for you.
772
00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:05,045
Handyman service,
how can I help you?
773
00:33:05,145 --> 00:33:06,745
Yeah, hi, it's Randy Marsh.
774
00:33:06,845 --> 00:33:09,345
I was wondering if you
might have any internships
775
00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:10,745
available for my daughter--
776
00:33:10,845 --> 00:33:12,178
Hey! What in tarnation?!
777
00:33:12,278 --> 00:33:14,945
I told you I'd beat you,
you son' bitch!
778
00:33:15,045 --> 00:33:18,145
You ain't beatin' me!
Turn up them thrusters!
779
00:33:18,245 --> 00:33:19,878
My galactic cruiser's
bigger than yours!
780
00:33:19,978 --> 00:33:21,211
H-Hello?
781
00:33:21,311 --> 00:33:22,411
Get out my way,
you little pecker!
782
00:33:22,545 --> 00:33:23,845
Hello? Never mind.
783
00:33:23,945 --> 00:33:27,011
The rich people are all just
fucking around in space.
784
00:33:31,145 --> 00:33:32,645
What the hell was that?
785
00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:35,745
I'm getting significantly strong
readings from the panderstone.
786
00:33:35,845 --> 00:33:37,611
Mr. Iger.
We may have a solution.
787
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:40,545
If this Kathleen Kennedy here
is from somewhere else, then
788
00:33:40,545 --> 00:33:43,545
there has to be a match for her
somewhere in our universe.
789
00:33:43,545 --> 00:33:45,111
So what we can do
790
00:33:45,211 --> 00:33:48,245
is use an AI program that
can take every image ever put
791
00:33:48,345 --> 00:33:51,378
on the Internet to try
and find a match to our image.
792
00:33:52,178 --> 00:33:54,045
Different, different, different,
793
00:33:54,145 --> 00:33:55,978
different, different,
different, different,
794
00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:58,578
different,
different, different...
795
00:33:58,678 --> 00:34:00,245
Same.
796
00:34:00,345 --> 00:34:02,545
Eric Cartman.
797
00:34:02,545 --> 00:34:03,978
South Park Elementary.
798
00:34:04,078 --> 00:34:05,978
Evans, Mallory, come with me.
799
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:08,311
The rest of you,
don't let Kathleen Kennedy
800
00:34:08,411 --> 00:34:09,678
find out what we're up to.
801
00:34:09,778 --> 00:34:12,278
It's okay, we're keeping
Mrs. Kennedy distracted.
802
00:34:12,378 --> 00:34:15,045
We've sent her away
to have lunch at Spago.
803
00:34:19,278 --> 00:34:20,778
There you are, Mrs. Kennedy,
804
00:34:20,878 --> 00:34:22,545
the linguini and clam sauce.
805
00:34:22,545 --> 00:34:23,978
Uh, excuse me?
806
00:34:24,078 --> 00:34:25,711
I believe I asked you
to put a chick in this
807
00:34:25,811 --> 00:34:27,545
- and make her gay?
- Uh...
808
00:34:27,545 --> 00:34:30,045
Yes, the chef was a little
confused what you meant by that.
809
00:34:30,145 --> 00:34:32,945
It means put a chick
in the linguini
810
00:34:33,045 --> 00:34:35,444
and make her fucking gay!
811
00:34:36,278 --> 00:34:38,545
And I want it lame!
812
00:34:45,545 --> 00:34:48,745
She's gonna get me!
She's gonna get me!
813
00:34:55,078 --> 00:34:57,045
No, no, no, no, no!
814
00:35:00,311 --> 00:35:02,078
Hey, who's that, Ned?
815
00:35:02,178 --> 00:35:03,745
I'm not sure.
816
00:35:03,845 --> 00:35:05,545
No!
817
00:35:08,377 --> 00:35:10,377
There he is!
Get him!
818
00:35:17,911 --> 00:35:21,145
No. Oh, my God, please, no!
819
00:35:22,945 --> 00:35:24,911
No...!
820
00:35:25,011 --> 00:35:26,410
Which way did they go?
821
00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:30,878
We have to work together.
822
00:35:30,978 --> 00:35:33,545
Fuck you, Kathleen Kennedy!
Stay away, you fuckin' bitch!
823
00:35:33,545 --> 00:35:37,045
I'm in the same situation
you are, Eric!
824
00:35:38,945 --> 00:35:41,878
I know you're in
the wrong universe.
825
00:35:41,978 --> 00:35:44,211
So am I.
826
00:35:51,145 --> 00:35:54,645
Well, there's no
other way to put it.
827
00:35:54,745 --> 00:35:56,278
They have us over a barrel.
828
00:35:57,045 --> 00:36:01,278
We give these billionaires
all our money, rely on them,
829
00:36:01,377 --> 00:36:03,911
and so they can do
whatever they want.
830
00:36:04,678 --> 00:36:08,410
Let's just face it, we're
never gonna get our stuff fixed.
831
00:36:08,545 --> 00:36:10,078
Yeah.
832
00:36:10,178 --> 00:36:14,545
And I guess it's
nobody's fault but our own.
833
00:36:14,545 --> 00:36:16,078
Excuse me?
834
00:36:16,178 --> 00:36:17,410
My name is Bob Iger
835
00:36:17,545 --> 00:36:19,011
from the Disney
entertainment company.
836
00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:21,410
We're looking
for an Eric Cartman.
837
00:36:21,545 --> 00:36:24,344
Our universe
has been manipulated with.
838
00:36:24,444 --> 00:36:26,711
Have you all
noticed anything strange?
839
00:36:29,310 --> 00:36:32,611
Yes. Yes, the world
is completely upside down!
840
00:36:32,711 --> 00:36:34,045
Nothing makes sense!
841
00:36:34,145 --> 00:36:35,745
It's because
there's some kind of
842
00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:37,278
disruption in the panderverse.
843
00:36:37,377 --> 00:36:40,011
We believe Kathleen Kennedy
has opened a portal.
844
00:36:40,111 --> 00:36:42,611
This is all
Kathleen Kennedy's fault?
845
00:36:42,711 --> 00:36:45,078
This is all Kathleen Kennedy's
fault!
846
00:36:45,178 --> 00:36:46,310
Who's Kathleen Kennedy?
847
00:36:46,410 --> 00:36:48,645
One of the top executives
at Disney.
848
00:36:48,745 --> 00:36:50,245
It's not us, you guys.
849
00:36:50,344 --> 00:36:52,410
I knew there was an explanation!
850
00:36:52,545 --> 00:36:54,344
We didn't waste our time
at college!
851
00:36:54,444 --> 00:36:56,711
We didn't get lazy
from technology!
852
00:36:56,811 --> 00:36:59,545
Everything is
Kathleen Kennedy's fault!
853
00:37:03,245 --> 00:37:06,545
Follow me.
I'll help you find Eric.
854
00:37:07,277 --> 00:37:09,645
Okay, okay,
everything is finally loaded.
855
00:37:09,745 --> 00:37:11,444
We got Internet
at full capacity.
856
00:37:11,545 --> 00:37:12,811
You guys ready
to see if this works?
857
00:37:12,911 --> 00:37:14,878
Yeah!
- All right, let's do this!
858
00:37:14,978 --> 00:37:16,578
Launching Steam now.
859
00:37:16,678 --> 00:37:17,711
Steam?
860
00:37:17,811 --> 00:37:19,211
Okay. I'm in Steam.
861
00:37:19,310 --> 00:37:20,545
Got the application ready to go.
862
00:37:20,545 --> 00:37:22,145
The title screen is launching!
863
00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:26,444
It's working.
It's working, you guys!
864
00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:27,878
It looks sweet
on this big monitor!
865
00:37:27,978 --> 00:37:30,344
Wait a minute.
You mean this entire time,
866
00:37:30,444 --> 00:37:32,178
all you've wanted to do
is play Baldur's Gate 3?
867
00:37:32,277 --> 00:37:33,878
Yeah. What'd you think
I was trying to do?
868
00:37:33,978 --> 00:37:35,778
We thought you were
trying to set up some elaborate
869
00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:37,410
system to get
back to your universe!
870
00:37:37,545 --> 00:37:39,578
I ain't no
quantum astro physicist.
871
00:37:39,678 --> 00:37:42,310
The fuck I know about
how the multiverse works?
872
00:37:42,410 --> 00:37:45,011
Wow. It really is Cartman.
873
00:37:45,111 --> 00:37:46,645
All right, that does it!
874
00:37:47,911 --> 00:37:49,344
Get out of my room!
875
00:37:49,444 --> 00:37:51,845
You have to be cool to me, Kyle.
PC Principal says so.
876
00:37:51,945 --> 00:37:55,011
I don't care! All this multiple
universe stuff is tired and lazy
877
00:37:55,111 --> 00:37:56,878
and we are not doing it anymore!
878
00:37:56,978 --> 00:37:58,545
Boys! Boys,
879
00:37:58,545 --> 00:38:00,210
we need to help Disney
put our universe back together.
880
00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:01,778
Where's Eric Cartman?
881
00:38:01,878 --> 00:38:03,545
Dad, this might be hard
to understand,
882
00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:05,111
but this is Eric Cartman.
883
00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:06,745
Oh, okay, great.
Come on, Eric,
884
00:38:06,845 --> 00:38:08,277
- we need to go.
885
00:38:08,377 --> 00:38:10,811
We have to hurry, Eric.
886
00:38:10,911 --> 00:38:12,578
No. No, wait.
887
00:38:12,678 --> 00:38:14,678
Something's wrong.
Oh, my God!
888
00:38:14,778 --> 00:38:16,945
- What is it?
- My save game.
889
00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:19,344
I'm already like 50 hours
into Baldur's Gate 3
890
00:38:19,444 --> 00:38:21,711
but it's saying that
I have to start a new game.
891
00:38:21,811 --> 00:38:24,377
Do save games not cross
between multiple universes?
892
00:38:24,545 --> 00:38:25,645
Save games
don't even cross between
893
00:38:25,745 --> 00:38:27,277
PCs and PS5s,
why would they cross
894
00:38:27,377 --> 00:38:28,678
between multiple universes?
895
00:38:29,678 --> 00:38:30,911
No...!
896
00:38:31,011 --> 00:38:32,578
Please, everyone.
We are running out of time!
897
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,545
We have to close
the panderverse before
898
00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:36,244
everything we care about
is destroyed!
899
00:38:36,344 --> 00:38:37,410
So what do we have to do?
900
00:38:37,545 --> 00:38:38,711
We have to get everyone
901
00:38:38,811 --> 00:38:40,545
back to the proper place,
but to breach
902
00:38:40,545 --> 00:38:42,277
the panderverse,
we need to find a place
903
00:38:42,377 --> 00:38:44,678
with integrity
that has a broken door.
904
00:38:45,578 --> 00:38:49,078
A place with "integridy"
that has a broken door.
905
00:38:49,177 --> 00:38:51,711
I know where to go.
906
00:38:53,778 --> 00:38:56,210
So, yeah, so it's just basically
off the hinges.
907
00:38:56,310 --> 00:38:58,210
I'd fix it myself
but I've been really busy.
908
00:38:58,310 --> 00:38:59,678
Do you think it'll work?
909
00:38:59,778 --> 00:39:01,310
If we're to try to open
a panderverse portal,
910
00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:03,344
it's as good as any place,
I suppose.
911
00:39:03,444 --> 00:39:05,277
Okay, people,
we don't have much time.
912
00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:08,444
Bring in the panderstone.
913
00:39:11,545 --> 00:39:13,545
I'm not your enemy, Eric.
914
00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:15,811
For some reason
fate has put us together.
915
00:39:15,911 --> 00:39:18,377
What do you want from me,
Kathleen Kennedy?
916
00:39:18,545 --> 00:39:20,678
I've been stuck in
this universe for months.
917
00:39:20,778 --> 00:39:22,745
I want out of here
just as much as you do.
918
00:39:22,845 --> 00:39:25,778
Hello, welcome to City Woke,
can I take your order, please?
919
00:39:25,878 --> 00:39:26,945
Ugh.
920
00:39:27,045 --> 00:39:28,778
We're just having tea,
thank you.
921
00:39:28,878 --> 00:39:30,778
Okay, you just wanna tea
and talk about
922
00:39:30,878 --> 00:39:33,078
shitty male-dominated society,
that's fine.
923
00:39:33,177 --> 00:39:35,110
I don't get it,
this is exactly the kind of
924
00:39:35,210 --> 00:39:36,911
universe you wanted,
why would you want to leave?
925
00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:40,778
To stop her from undoing
the panderverse completely.
926
00:39:43,811 --> 00:39:46,244
I saw the panderstone
for the first time
927
00:39:46,344 --> 00:39:47,645
a few years ago.
928
00:39:47,745 --> 00:39:49,778
Bob Iger took us
to the Disney archives
929
00:39:49,878 --> 00:39:52,845
and showed us an ancient
piece of artificial intelligence
930
00:39:52,945 --> 00:39:55,678
that could be used to make
the same movies over
931
00:39:55,778 --> 00:39:59,545
and over again while appealing
to absolutely everyone.
932
00:40:00,645 --> 00:40:02,911
The panderstone worked great,
for a while.
933
00:40:03,011 --> 00:40:06,177
But then came the hate mail.
Ugly letters from racists
934
00:40:06,277 --> 00:40:08,310
who couldn't stand
that some of the panderstone's
935
00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:11,244
rehashes had diverse
women characters in the lead.
936
00:40:11,344 --> 00:40:14,878
I decided I would show them.
I would start making movies
937
00:40:14,978 --> 00:40:16,911
to fight all
the bigotry in our society.
938
00:40:17,011 --> 00:40:19,110
But instead
of doing any real work,
939
00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:24,477
I turned to the panderstone.
It made things so much easier.
940
00:40:24,578 --> 00:40:27,011
Soon, I was using
the panderstone over
941
00:40:27,110 --> 00:40:30,177
and over again to try
and fight all the ugly feedback,
942
00:40:30,277 --> 00:40:33,177
which in turn was growing
stronger and stronger.
943
00:40:33,945 --> 00:40:36,511
But I was fighting
with the wrong tool.
944
00:40:36,611 --> 00:40:38,310
I used the panderstone
to the point
945
00:40:38,410 --> 00:40:40,778
- that it became unstable.
946
00:40:41,611 --> 00:40:43,477
It opened a portal
to multiple universes,
947
00:40:43,578 --> 00:40:46,344
and something came through.
948
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:57,344
At first we fought. I tried
to send it back to its universe.
949
00:40:57,444 --> 00:40:59,044
But it got the upper hand.
950
00:40:59,144 --> 00:41:01,745
It was able instead
to send me to this universe,
951
00:41:01,845 --> 00:41:04,545
out of its way so
it could thrive in ours.
952
00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:08,545
That's actually
the best explanation
953
00:41:08,545 --> 00:41:11,911
I've heard as to why
Disney movies all suck now.
954
00:41:15,911 --> 00:41:17,410
All right, I've set
the panderstone
955
00:41:17,545 --> 00:41:19,144
into the compromised doorway.
956
00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:21,444
Activating the panderstone now.
957
00:41:22,845 --> 00:41:23,878
Whoa!
958
00:41:23,978 --> 00:41:25,545
Space-time portal
is manifesting!
959
00:41:25,645 --> 00:41:27,210
Panderverse
quantum fields are aligned!
960
00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,811
Yeah, that sounds like typical
multiverse gobbledygook.
961
00:41:29,911 --> 00:41:31,978
Will you stop ripping
on multiple universes, Kyle?
962
00:41:32,077 --> 00:41:33,778
I'm trying to get back
to Baldur's Gate.
963
00:41:33,878 --> 00:41:36,911
Now I warn you, Mr. Marsh,
once inside the panderverse,
964
00:41:37,010 --> 00:41:38,778
you will be falling
through different realities.
965
00:41:38,878 --> 00:41:40,911
Your mind will barely
be able to comprehend
966
00:41:41,010 --> 00:41:43,545
- what you are experiencing.
Randy?
967
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,745
I think the oven door is
still having problems if you--
968
00:41:45,845 --> 00:41:48,678
I am working on it, Sharon!
969
00:41:50,144 --> 00:41:53,210
The portal is at full.
This might be our only shot!
970
00:41:53,310 --> 00:41:55,110
Good luck, Mr. Marsh!
971
00:41:55,210 --> 00:41:56,945
Whoa!
972
00:42:00,244 --> 00:42:02,545
Hold on to the rope!
973
00:42:03,977 --> 00:42:06,144
Oh, whoa!
974
00:42:06,244 --> 00:42:08,044
Oh, my God.
975
00:42:08,144 --> 00:42:10,711
Whoa!
976
00:42:10,811 --> 00:42:13,210
Whoa.
977
00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:18,144
Oh, God, it's so weird.
978
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,144
Shorts, now I'm wearing shorts!
979
00:42:22,377 --> 00:42:23,410
Can you imagine it?
980
00:42:23,545 --> 00:42:25,110
An infinite number of universes
981
00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,310
with infinite combinations of
pants and shirts.
982
00:42:27,410 --> 00:42:30,545
What do you think about
multiple universes now, boys?
983
00:42:31,778 --> 00:42:33,077
Yeah, they're pretty
fucking stupid.
984
00:42:33,177 --> 00:42:34,177
Yeah.
985
00:42:34,277 --> 00:42:35,711
I understand that maybe
986
00:42:35,811 --> 00:42:37,545
you were trying to
make a difference, Kathleen.
987
00:42:37,545 --> 00:42:39,444
But you have to admit
the last few movies
988
00:42:39,545 --> 00:42:41,177
you've shit out
have been real stinkers.
989
00:42:41,277 --> 00:42:42,645
All I ever wanted was to
990
00:42:42,745 --> 00:42:44,977
make great entertainment,
believe me.
991
00:42:45,077 --> 00:42:48,010
But as soon as you start getting
piles and piles of hate mail,
992
00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:50,611
endless messages
calling you the c-word,
993
00:42:50,711 --> 00:42:52,545
you can't think straight.
994
00:42:52,545 --> 00:42:55,277
Well, I'm sorry I wrote
all those letters.
995
00:42:55,377 --> 00:42:57,077
It probably was a bit much.
996
00:42:57,177 --> 00:43:00,377
No, I got like
10,000 letters a day.
997
00:43:00,545 --> 00:43:02,077
Mm, I was doing more like
12,000 to 13,000,
998
00:43:02,177 --> 00:43:04,545
especially after the new
Indiana Jones came out.
999
00:43:05,545 --> 00:43:08,545
Then it's you! You're the one
who caused all this!
1000
00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:10,444
Fuck you! You're the one
who caused all this!
1001
00:43:10,545 --> 00:43:12,377
I wouldn't have tried
to fight racism
1002
00:43:12,545 --> 00:43:13,545
with the panderstone
if you hadn't
1003
00:43:13,545 --> 00:43:14,845
written all those letters.
1004
00:43:14,944 --> 00:43:16,144
I wouldn't have written
all those letters
1005
00:43:16,244 --> 00:43:17,377
if you hadn't
tried to fight racism
1006
00:43:17,545 --> 00:43:19,210
with a fucking panderstone.
1007
00:43:20,977 --> 00:43:23,277
Mr. Marsh!
Can you hear us?
1008
00:43:23,377 --> 00:43:24,545
Oh, wow!
1009
00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:26,545
You should see
the pants I have on now!
1010
00:43:26,545 --> 00:43:29,910
Whoa! Oh, now I have on,
like, suspenders.
1011
00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:32,845
Like almost like overalls
but not quite!
1012
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,010
My God.
1013
00:43:34,110 --> 00:43:36,244
Mr. Marsh!
Try and stay focused!
1014
00:43:36,344 --> 00:43:38,944
You should be
seeing another portal soon!
1015
00:43:39,044 --> 00:43:41,177
If our Kathleen Kennedy
got the other Eric Cartman
1016
00:43:41,277 --> 00:43:42,678
to the right place.
1017
00:43:42,778 --> 00:43:44,444
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1018
00:43:44,545 --> 00:43:45,944
Dad? What's the matter?
1019
00:43:46,044 --> 00:43:48,244
I'm wearing a Baltimore Ravens
shirt now!
1020
00:43:48,344 --> 00:43:49,845
I hate the Ravens!
1021
00:43:49,944 --> 00:43:52,611
I don't know if I can do this!
1022
00:43:52,711 --> 00:43:54,745
Oh, now it's the Dolphins!
Ah! The Chiefs!
1023
00:43:54,844 --> 00:43:56,545
Oh, it's the Chiefs!
1024
00:43:56,645 --> 00:43:58,110
He's losing his mind!
1025
00:43:58,210 --> 00:43:59,977
The panderverse
is filled with mystery
1026
00:44:00,077 --> 00:44:03,611
and paradox, you--
you have to try and hang on!
1027
00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,010
Jesus, it's getting worse.
1028
00:44:14,910 --> 00:44:18,377
Where the fuck is Bob Iger?
1029
00:44:19,177 --> 00:44:21,277
Uh, Mr. Iger
just had to take some
1030
00:44:21,377 --> 00:44:23,010
of the others to a screening.
1031
00:44:23,110 --> 00:44:26,044
I think that things
are being kept from me.
1032
00:44:26,144 --> 00:44:28,545
And if you're going
to keep things from me,
1033
00:44:28,645 --> 00:44:31,110
then you'd better
put a chick in it,
1034
00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:34,444
and make her
fucking gay as fuck.
1035
00:44:40,745 --> 00:44:43,545
So that's it,
that's the connection.
1036
00:44:43,645 --> 00:44:46,545
I reacted to you
and you reacted to me.
1037
00:44:46,545 --> 00:44:49,110
And I guess
we created each other.
1038
00:44:49,210 --> 00:44:50,545
Mrs. Kennedy,
1039
00:44:50,545 --> 00:44:51,711
I don't think
I've ever said this
1040
00:44:51,810 --> 00:44:54,711
before in my life but...
I'm sorry.
1041
00:44:54,810 --> 00:44:57,711
I lashed out so hard and used
the c-word so many times,
1042
00:44:57,810 --> 00:45:00,110
you didn't really have
a choice but to double down.
1043
00:45:00,210 --> 00:45:03,645
Eric, I know you care
about all things Disney.
1044
00:45:03,745 --> 00:45:07,244
I'm sorry I was so reckless
with the things that you love.
1045
00:45:07,344 --> 00:45:10,277
It was just lazy.
1046
00:45:10,377 --> 00:45:11,944
I guess just wailing
1047
00:45:12,044 --> 00:45:15,578
on woke stuff all the time
is pretty lazy, too.
1048
00:45:22,745 --> 00:45:27,110
I think...
I think I can let go now.
1049
00:45:34,044 --> 00:45:37,344
Aah...
1050
00:45:38,144 --> 00:45:43,177
Come on, Kate. Looks like
we got a flight to catch.
1051
00:45:52,877 --> 00:45:55,177
Whoa, what the hell is that?
1052
00:45:58,844 --> 00:46:01,744
Oh, yo, bitch!
You killed Kenny!
1053
00:46:01,844 --> 00:46:03,910
You fat ho!
1054
00:46:13,545 --> 00:46:14,710
Look!
1055
00:46:18,344 --> 00:46:20,177
I'm back, you guys!
1056
00:46:22,010 --> 00:46:24,044
Kyle! Kyle, I'm back!
1057
00:46:24,144 --> 00:46:25,710
I was so wrong
about Kathleen Kennedy,
1058
00:46:25,810 --> 00:46:27,310
Kyle, she's so awesome!
1059
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,578
Okay, what Cartman is this?
1060
00:46:29,678 --> 00:46:30,977
Mrs. Kennedy, you're back!
1061
00:46:31,077 --> 00:46:33,377
- Great to see you, ma'am.
- Thanks, you guys.
1062
00:46:33,545 --> 00:46:36,177
We have a lot of changes
to discuss at the company.
1063
00:46:36,277 --> 00:46:38,578
From now on we're only
going to make original content
1064
00:46:38,678 --> 00:46:40,210
that doesn't pander.
1065
00:46:40,310 --> 00:46:42,310
Sure we will, Kate.
Sure we will.
1066
00:46:43,677 --> 00:46:45,611
Hey, guys! Guys, over here!
1067
00:46:46,377 --> 00:46:49,677
I did a little extra work while
I was out in multiple universes.
1068
00:46:49,777 --> 00:46:52,144
We're not gonna have a problem
with billionaires anymore,
1069
00:46:52,244 --> 00:46:54,077
check it out!
1070
00:46:57,545 --> 00:47:00,645
Now people who can do stuff
will be just as poor
1071
00:47:00,744 --> 00:47:02,010
as the rest of us!
1072
00:47:04,545 --> 00:47:07,377
Tom, it appears that
everything is back to normal.
1073
00:47:07,545 --> 00:47:10,110
Billionaires have been put
in their place and once again
1074
00:47:10,210 --> 00:47:12,977
it doesn't matter that we
don't know how to do anything.
1075
00:47:13,077 --> 00:47:15,545
It's a good ending here
and we can all be happy
1076
00:47:15,545 --> 00:47:20,077
that everyone
is back in their universe.
1077
00:47:27,244 --> 00:47:28,844
Mom! Mom!
1078
00:47:28,944 --> 00:47:30,744
What is it, Mrs. Kennedy?
1079
00:47:30,844 --> 00:47:32,277
Oh. Oh, Mom!
1080
00:47:32,377 --> 00:47:34,244
I was just having
the worst nightmare.
1081
00:47:34,344 --> 00:47:36,877
I was me except everyone
around me was different.
1082
00:47:36,977 --> 00:47:38,377
Oh, no, Mrs. Kennedy.
1083
00:47:38,545 --> 00:47:41,944
Here, have some of your favorite
cereal to calm you down.
1084
00:47:42,044 --> 00:47:44,177
Oh, thank you. It was so real.
1085
00:47:44,277 --> 00:47:45,810
All my friends were there
but they'd been
1086
00:47:45,910 --> 00:47:47,144
replaced by strangers.
1087
00:47:47,244 --> 00:47:49,044
I think you were even there
too, Kyle.
1088
00:47:49,144 --> 00:47:51,110
Really? I was there, too?
1089
00:47:51,210 --> 00:47:52,777
Yeah, that's right, Kyle,
you were there
1090
00:47:52,877 --> 00:47:53,944
but you weren't cereal
and I couldn't
1091
00:47:54,044 --> 00:47:55,144
just eat you like I can here.
1092
00:47:56,744 --> 00:47:57,944
No, please, no, Mrs. Kennedy!
1093
00:47:58,044 --> 00:47:59,545
Oh, you're so yummy, Kyle!
1094
00:47:59,644 --> 00:48:01,944
Oh, oh, it's so good to be home.
1095
00:48:02,044 --> 00:48:04,277
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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