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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:35,958 Some blue fireworks, there! 2 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:39,708 Business ain't going so good, though. 3 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,250 Sure thing, I'm sniffing out your salami six to eight times a day... 4 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:49,000 but the taller your pecker grows, the smaller my purse shrinks. 5 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,250 As the saying goes, 6 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:54,292 crime pays alright, but roughing up the suspect sure doesn't. 7 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:57,417 You're so pessimistic, babe. 8 00:02:57,708 --> 00:03:00,667 Your mind is as narrow as your ass is open. 9 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:01,792 Me? 10 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,833 I'm being perfectly rational, 11 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:08,708 and I can feel that business will pick up today. 12 00:03:10,042 --> 00:03:11,667 As true as my name is... 13 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,417 James Bande 00Sex. 14 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,500 How can you tell? 15 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,792 I read my horoscope. 16 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,750 I'll believe it when I see it. 17 00:03:21,042 --> 00:03:23,000 Well, you'll soon see a hell of a lot with me. 18 00:03:23,292 --> 00:03:25,333 I'm still a few steps ahead when it comes to ass-fucking, 19 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:31,333 or handling a temperamental dick, milking it properly. 20 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:32,625 Tell me about it. 21 00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:34,792 I stayed a virgin for a long time... 22 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,583 even at eighteen, my pussy was unserviced, 23 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:40,667 and I couldn't understand why anyone would want to screw. 24 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:42,542 I just went from one church to another. 25 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:44,708 No, I wasn't religious at all, 26 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,083 I was studying Romanesque architecture. 27 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:48,750 I was hitchhiking. 28 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:51,708 One morning, a couple gave me a ride in their Rolls-Royce. 29 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:56,792 I felt bad visiting poor churches in this luxurious car. 30 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:59,958 They were very nice and they invited me to dinner at an inn. 31 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:03,250 After the meal, they booked a room and asked me to follow them 32 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:06,083 to look through some book they had on the Cathedral of Reims. 33 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:08,000 As soon as I entered the room, 34 00:04:08,292 --> 00:04:10,250 they grabbed me and tied me on a chair. 35 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,958 The woman stripped and so did her husband. 36 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:16,917 Then they tore my clothes off and started whipping my breasts. 37 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:21,292 The man had a massive hard-on and he waved it right in my face, 38 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:25,167 then his wife got a hand in, and started sucking him off. 39 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:27,458 She moved her tongue over his cock 40 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,167 and I was soon soaking wet as I watched. 41 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:31,917 Then she slapped me 42 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:35,083 until I also had a good suck of his cock. 43 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:37,292 She masturbated while watching us. 44 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:39,958 The man came and I could only swallow his hot spend. 45 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:43,292 He poured in a bucketful and I started coming myself, 46 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:46,917 while the hot sperm fell into my mouth. 47 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:50,250 The woman started suckling me. The man got hard again, 48 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:53,750 and fucked his wife's ass, while she still suckled me, tied down. 49 00:04:54,042 --> 00:04:55,167 Exciting! 50 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:56,708 Do go on! 51 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,875 Okay, but I have to masturbate. 52 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:02,458 Then... 53 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,792 they untied me... 54 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:05,875 the man fucked my ass and took my virginity. 55 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:07,375 It was painful at first. 56 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:09,667 The bellboy then arrived with some champagne, 57 00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:11,750 and we literally raped him... 58 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:15,875 then, the woman was tied to the bed, facedown, 59 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:18,833 I whipped her buttocks while she sucked off the bellboy, 60 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:21,458 and her husband just jerked off to the whole spectacle. 61 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:24,292 We spent the whole night in such like pursuits. 62 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:28,917 I've since moved on from church spires to cocks. 63 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:32,625 That's why you make the perfect assistant. 64 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,833 By the way, have you seen the time? 65 00:05:35,958 --> 00:05:38,167 My God, you're right! Give me the binoculars! 66 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:42,833 It's visiting time at our neighbor's. 67 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,542 Tell me what's going on, I can't see a thing! 68 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:57,917 I know this guy... 69 00:05:58,208 --> 00:05:59,750 never content with his fill... 70 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,667 Foreplay is my favorite part. 71 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,792 There is not enough of it, generally. 72 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:20,792 People are always 100 hasty when they make love... 73 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:22,792 just want to get that bun in the oven, rightaway. 74 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,083 What a pity! 75 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,042 What are they doing? 76 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:36,333 He's fondling her breasts. 77 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,667 What's he doing now? 78 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,917 His penis is fully erect. 79 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:53,542 A right bit of rumpy-pumpy there! 80 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:56,125 Still a little hasty, I'd say... 81 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,750 Still, good to see it, now... 82 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,375 that cock getting right in there. 83 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,417 She's lying on her back... 84 00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:16,250 with her vagina wide-open, like a bitch. 85 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,583 His balls are havin' a right good swing, 86 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:22,917 her vulva getting all swollen round about... 87 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:26,042 I can't see it all... 88 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,500 but I know. 89 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:27,917 Their facial expressions 90 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,375 really set them apart. 91 00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:33,542 His balls are swollen. 92 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:53,958 Tell me morel 93 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,542 They switch to another position. 94 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,292 She offers him her well-rounded butt. 95 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,917 - Is she on all fours? - Like an animal. 96 00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:06,167 The rosy lips of her cunt are parted. 97 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,000 Her breasts are quivering. 98 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,500 He opens her buttocks to get a better look down her narrow hole, 99 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:19,292 while his cock pounds happily away. 100 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:09,292 He's going to come! 101 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,708 He tries to hold back as long as he can. 102 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:21,333 He's ripping her apart... faster and faster! 103 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:24,250 That bitch has beat him to it on the orgasm. 104 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:30,708 Now... it's his turn to get right jittery all over! 105 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,917 It sure doesn't spoil his looks though. 106 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:38,000 His load is steaming hot, and she's sure earned her fill. 107 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,708 What a good eyesight you have! 108 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,708 James Bande 00Sex can see everything! 109 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,917 Yes? 110 00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:47,875 I see. 111 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:51,208 The boss is looking for you, James Bande 00Sex 112 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,750 Okay, let's go. 113 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,500 Hello, boss. 114 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,625 So, my dear James Bande... 115 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,583 expecting a little holiday, were you? 116 00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:17,500 Alright, you defeated Doctor Dildo and his Lesbos-worshipping Amazons... 117 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,250 thirty of them in one go! 118 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:21,792 Thirty-two to be precise. 119 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,167 It took me six nights to convince them. 120 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:30,167 Without drinking, eating or sleeping. 121 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:34,042 You're a hero, 00Sex. A real champion! 122 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,208 It's not just a cock you've got down there, 123 00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:41,458 it's an electronic device, refillable like a fountain pen. 124 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:45,167 Or maybe you have invented the process of perpetual motion. 125 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,625 Indeed, it's all in the training. 126 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:52,542 They call me, "The man who gets hard faster than his shadow". 127 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:57,167 Eh... my sundial always points north. 128 00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:02,458 I even invented "coitus automaticus", 129 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,708 all done via remote control. 130 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:07,958 In a recent case, 131 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,667 my colleague had to just give up. 132 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:16,042 Not exactly the S.A.S... more like, "S.O.S!" 133 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,083 As for Lemmy Caution, 134 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,250 I brought Joan Of Arc to his feet. 135 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,792 She was smoking hot... 136 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,125 but the best trick I ever pulled off... 137 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:31,708 was to hit on Fantomas... 138 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,250 and tempt him over to the other side. 139 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,958 I'm well aware of all your deeds. 140 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,917 You're the boomstick of crime, 141 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:46,292 the private parts of espionage, the rumpo in the shadow! 142 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,750 They've even called you, "Once upon a time a weenie". 143 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,583 However, let me be clear, I didn't ask you round 144 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,958 to have my secretary "slurpin-yer-gurkin" 145 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,667 or to send you on vacation. 146 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,583 No rod fishing, then? 147 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:04,125 No, but I trust your rod is well-wound... 148 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,875 because I have a mission for you. 149 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:12,208 Indeed, it may well reduce your weapon to a harmless piece of Meccano, 150 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,542 only fit to satisfy war widows, 151 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,542 and retired school teachers. 152 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,125 Dangerous? 153 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:20,750 Danger turns me on. 154 00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:23,500 Oh, my dear Bande, anything turns you on! 155 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:27,458 No doubt, if I wasn't your superior, 156 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,708 I'd be hung on the coat-rack right now, getting a proper dry-cleaning... 157 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:33,833 I obey orders. 158 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,125 Ask me to fuck and I'll fuck. 159 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,125 It's not always fun. 160 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:44,667 Last time I had to take down the great "Ma-twat Hari", 161 00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:47,000 I had to think about something else. 162 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,417 82 years old... 163 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,792 even from behind, there was no getting away from it! 164 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,333 You should only have tapped into your Oedipus complex! 165 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,583 Oedipus didn't screw his great grandmother! 166 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,583 You get some perks, right? 167 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,458 You are the only one of our agents, 168 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,417 to have screwed a whole group of lip-plated African women! 169 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,542 Their blow-jobs weren't so pleasant... 170 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:15,875 Then, what about that hostage on the Boeing 7077 171 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:21,167 I had to screw all 400 passengers to track down the accomplice. 172 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,958 A 10-year-old girl. 173 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:28,042 She didn't suck so well, but swallowed every drop. 174 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:33,250 Still makes my corn pop, just thinking about it. 175 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:37,792 My dong looks like an oil pipeline in Syria. 176 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:41,500 Syria? We're talkin' Syria-ous business here! 177 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,833 Excuse me, while I just unzip my pants... 178 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:50,250 If I don't, I'll just split 'em open for the eighth time this week. 179 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:55,542 So, today is Tuesday... Oh no, it's Friday, of course! 180 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,125 Can you believe it, Zoey? 181 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,083 Don't you dare call me Zoey! 182 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,833 By all means, take your dong out, though. 183 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:13,042 With this, you could have been a pole vault champion. 184 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,000 Let's talk business, then? 185 00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:19,125 I'm just taking root over here, and it's wearing me out. 186 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:20,542 Wait a minute! 187 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:25,125 Show me that you're still up to this job. 188 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:28,417 Nina! Blow Bande, it's an order. 189 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,542 I never question the Chief's orders. 190 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:31,833 Neither do I. 191 00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:36,417 Here we go again! 192 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,667 How to get hard again? 193 00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:43,500 Fantasies are the only way. 194 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:49,792 Of course, it's flattering when the Chief reels off my past exploits, 195 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,708 but what's it all add up to? 196 00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,708 It's no fun being a superman. 197 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,250 That girl is no mean sucker. 198 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,667 She puts all her heart into it... 199 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,000 but it's a weak heart... 200 00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:09,500 and if her desire doesn't come across, 201 00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:11,375 no hard-on for me. 202 00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:15,083 What will it take to get hard? 203 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:18,500 My fantasies! Quick, my fantasies! 204 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,083 The boss is watching... 205 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,792 and it should get me going, 206 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,542 but it doesn't, quite the opposite. 207 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,125 How can I get out of this? 208 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,958 No hard-on in sight... 209 00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:35,458 If only she really meant it... 210 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,958 I might feel her hard nipples rubbing my thighs. 211 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:44,625 Her hand would gently get the measure of my balls... 212 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,542 Her movements would get more precise... 213 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,208 if she was guided by her desire. 214 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,625 The more I try to get hard, 215 00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:56,375 the softer it gets. 216 00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:59,417 That babe is really doing her utmost. 217 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,792 She thinks my erection depends on her exertion. 218 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,417 How wrong! 219 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,417 She need only be willing, nothing else. 220 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,708 I'll have a little moan... 221 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,958 so that her efforts aren't entirely wasted. 222 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,333 I still can't get hard. 223 00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:22,125 Now it's starting... 224 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,667 At last, my fantasies become reality! 225 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:30,208 Her luscious lips want only to consume my cock. 226 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,667 Now, the Chief can take over... 227 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,833 she has her own technique, tried and tested. 228 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,375 Yes! 229 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,250 Suck it! 230 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:50,750 My tongue would rummage through the little girl's cunt 231 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,625 as she sat on a chair... above me... 232 00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:57,917 her legs wide open... 233 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,833 to let me in, and lick the juice... 234 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,792 from all around her crotch. 235 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,542 My fantasies fade away... 236 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,542 I'm getting limp now... 237 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:18,833 I'm getting limp. 238 00:22:19,292 --> 00:22:21,500 No! No way! 239 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:25,292 I'd feel a hand on my ass... 240 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:30,667 then a finger would find its way around my tight anus... 241 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,625 and linger there a while. 242 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,708 All around me, I hear voices giving orders... 243 00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,375 "Open her legs " 244 00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:42,542 "Stretch her buttocks, I want to see her ass!" 245 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:43,792 Feels good, eh? 246 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:48,792 They would instruct me on the best approach to this delicate region. 247 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:53,458 Hands would take care of that region between anus and scrotum. 248 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,792 I'm going to come! 249 00:22:55,542 --> 00:23:00,500 Back to the little one's luscious lips, back to her gaping pussy... 250 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,292 I'm licking it 251 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:06,917 I suck its juices, and she's never felt such pleasure. 252 00:23:07,292 --> 00:23:08,875 - Feels good, eh? - Yes! 253 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,958 What a tongue! My fantasies keep coming up. 254 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:16,833 The Chief is such a bitch, she impales herself on me. 255 00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:19,000 Yes, come on, turn her over! 256 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,375 My penis is ripping her mouth apart, 257 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,792 my penis is big, so big! 258 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:27,375 They have never seen such a big one! 259 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:30,458 The Chief sinks to my feet, sucking it, blowing it! 260 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,500 Her face is soaking, from the little one's rich juices... 261 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,167 C'mon! 262 00:24:57,375 --> 00:25:00,000 It feels good... feels good, eh? 263 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,833 Tell me it feels good, bitch! 264 00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:04,875 - Feels good... - Come on, lez her out! 265 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:08,583 Suck it! 266 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:11,750 Yes! Oh, yes, suck me! 267 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:14,708 Come on, stick yer' fingerin it... 268 00:25:15,042 --> 00:25:15,958 Yes, like that! 269 00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:26,375 Feels good, eh? 270 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,083 You scum! 271 00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:32,167 Bitch! 272 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,458 Oh, it feels good! Oh, yes! Come on! 273 00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,292 Your cunt is the best place to be! 274 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:47,292 Yes, like that! 275 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,417 Yes, oh, yes! 276 00:25:50,875 --> 00:25:52,750 Oh, I like that! It's so good! 277 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,375 Onh, yes, it's good, go on... 278 00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:05,333 It's good, eh? 279 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,833 Yes! That's good! 280 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:20,167 You bitch! 281 00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:31,667 Now, suck on her tits! 282 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,833 - Suck on her tits! - Yes! 283 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:50,083 - You like big cocks, eh? - Yes! 284 00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:53,917 Feels good, eh? 285 00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:02,792 Comel 286 00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:05,458 Get on with it, you bitches! 287 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,167 Now! 288 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:44,000 It's so good! 289 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:51,083 You like that, eh? Then, say so! 290 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 That's good, eh? 291 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,417 Your asses are in fine form! 292 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,750 It's the canning factory for Love Milk Ltd, but the boss's wife is leaking elsewhere, 293 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:37,958 they say she's selling company secrets to a mysterious agent. 294 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:41,375 I deduce that we're up against the boss of the YG.AS.AB.ILW.G.T. 295 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:47,083 Y.G.ASAB.IWG.T? Is it a code? 296 00:31:47,417 --> 00:31:50,958 No, those are initials: You Got A Small Ass But I Will Get You. 297 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,167 Y.G.AS AB.IWG.T. 298 00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:56,458 This narrows down our field of investigation... 299 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,125 Fat asses are off the cards. 300 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,875 I reckon he doesn't give a rat's ass. 301 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,625 The President's wife is called Lassault. Ursula Lassault. 302 00:32:05,917 --> 00:32:09,708 So, we have to get into her house... to find out what she's up to. 303 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,833 I'll get straight to the point! 304 00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:15,833 Bye bye, Boss. 305 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,458 Pardon me, Miss... 306 00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,542 But... but... 307 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,708 Just passing by. 308 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:25,667 Well, my day-dreams just get stranger and stranger. 309 00:33:26,292 --> 00:33:29,750 I don't know, but I'm no day-dream! 310 00:33:38,042 --> 00:33:40,375 The boss had such strange ideas! 311 00:33:43,542 --> 00:33:46,500 She's the sort that only gets turned on... 312 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:50,917 in an atmosphere of fear, or in a funny situation. 313 00:33:52,792 --> 00:33:54,917 You're taking things lightly, my dear Bande. 314 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,917 You always work without a condom? 315 00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,708 How green of you. 316 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:03,667 I once had a lover like you. 317 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,000 He would only fuck in the countryside. 318 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:10,542 He would strip me in front of the peasants and told them to watch me... 319 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:12,625 in the name of nature! 320 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,458 He took me on the turf... 321 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,417 and I could see all their rustic rods... 322 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,292 so strong and hard. 323 00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,708 They tossed themselves off in the sunshine... 324 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,375 to match the sheer thrust of my lover's cock. 325 00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:30,958 They came all over my body, ecologically and logically enough. 326 00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:33,125 It was pure natural energy... 327 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,875 then one day, I received a load that tasted like vodka. 328 00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:40,125 He was a Russian spy! 329 00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:41,750 I had him arrested... 330 00:34:42,042 --> 00:34:45,333 and that's how my career in sexual counterintelligence started. 331 00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:06,042 The boss is a real character! 332 00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:14,417 Hello, Jack! 333 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:20,333 Some girl will show up, watch the door. 334 00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:22,292 You see... 335 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:27,042 we have some questions, like why she keeps watching my back, 336 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:30,333 when the best part of me sits in my kangaroo pocket. 337 00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:33,125 Okay, Bande. 338 00:36:33,417 --> 00:36:35,125 Another job for us! 339 00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:37,000 - Pernod? - What? 340 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,542 You want me to fix you a Pernod? 341 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:43,458 - Okay, but hurry up! - You've got a bong, Bande! 342 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:54,917 A double gin. 343 00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:57,833 Here you are. 344 00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,417 Thanks. 345 00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:08,833 Did you get here by chance or were you tailing me? 346 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,375 My name is Zelda and I know your reputation, Mister Bande. 347 00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:13,792 You too, Mister Jack. 348 00:37:14,083 --> 00:37:15,792 It's not your real name, though. 349 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:17,875 You're Jack Mehoff... 350 00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:19,583 you were born in Romania. 351 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:22,542 Your mother was Wilma Dickfit, 352 00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:25,292 her anus was greedy and always ready. 353 00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:28,125 The boys-scouts camping in the Hoia Forest would know all about that. 354 00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:30,167 She always kept their lunch-boxes full and healthy. 355 00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:32,667 Right, right... Why did you want to meet us? 356 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:35,250 I'm a journalist and I have information, 357 00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:38,500 it might help you on the Ursula Lassault case... 358 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:40,625 but on certain conditions... 359 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,542 You know, with the tax on wealth, 360 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:47,750 and since buying gold anonymously is no longer possible, 361 00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:49,375 we don't have a lot. 362 00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:53,167 You have to see the Minister of Culture for these matters. 363 00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:56,042 Very funny! Justin Herass can be very generous... 364 00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:58,542 but I'm not interested in money, not at all. 365 00:37:58,833 --> 00:37:59,917 Alright, alright... 366 00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:03,125 I'm more interested in a particular state secret. 367 00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:08,000 I want to get my hands on... 368 00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:12,042 that secret device, permanently attached to James Bande 007. 369 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,333 In short, I'm ready to help you, 370 00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,125 if you share certain things with me, 371 00:38:17,417 --> 00:38:21,625 like the Hawaiian poontang, or the gigot stuffed with velvet nuts... 372 00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:26,000 or maybe the palmiped with its ears in a different place, 373 00:38:26,292 --> 00:38:27,875 Japanese-style, on the nipples. 374 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:29,875 Go for it, Bande! 375 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,167 For my country! 376 00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:35,458 Hurry up, Bande! Bang me! 377 00:38:36,292 --> 00:38:37,708 Banzai! 378 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:03,750 She's right curvy enough! 379 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:07,083 Very exciting! No complaints from my pecker. 380 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,792 Very nice... Very nice! 381 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:42,000 - Hey, Bande! - I'm coming, Jack. 382 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,583 Let's bang her! 383 00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:52,000 Yes... nicel 384 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,625 Very nice, yes, very nice! 385 00:39:57,583 --> 00:40:01,375 Come on, take them both, now. 386 00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:04,958 Yes... yes... yes... 387 00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:08,292 That's good, isn't it? 388 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,625 Suck them. 389 00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:13,875 Alright! 390 00:40:14,167 --> 00:40:17,375 Okay! Okay, baby! Suck! 391 00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,250 Muck up your face with this, then! 392 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:32,125 Yes, very nice! Very nice, yes! 393 00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:34,250 Very nice, babe. 394 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:36,667 Oh, okay... 395 00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:33,583 Whore! Oh, those French girls... 396 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:42,917 Yes, go on! 397 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:45,833 I'll soon muck up your face with my come. 398 00:41:48,292 --> 00:41:49,250 Oh, yes! 399 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,542 Oh, you have eyes like a panther! 400 00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:57,667 Yes, play that flute in tune, now! 401 00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:03,000 Suck... 402 00:42:03,292 --> 00:42:04,583 the sperm... 403 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,125 of real men! 404 00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:13,750 It works wonders for your complexion, you'll see! 405 00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:19,542 You see? Come on! 406 00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:24,750 Yes, keep it up, it'll be real good! 407 00:42:25,917 --> 00:42:27,542 It'll clear out your lungs, too! 408 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:37,958 It's lunchtime. Get on the table. 409 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,125 Come on! 410 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:47,417 You're going to get it, honey! 411 00:42:50,042 --> 00:42:51,375 You want to taste... 412 00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:55,708 some English liquor? 413 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,167 It's good, eh? 414 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:03,708 Yes, suck it like that... 415 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000 like you really mean it. 416 00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:12,750 Yes... 417 00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:23,458 Darling... 418 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,583 We can measure up to those Yanks... 419 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,250 now, yank off a real man! 420 00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:58,583 Come on, chum! 421 00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:04,667 Yes... yes, dude... yes! Stick it in! 422 00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:07,833 Eat up her cat... 423 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:11,083 I mean, her pussy! 424 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,583 Now, take this family member of mine with both hands! 425 00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:23,375 Take that! 426 00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:31,542 You see my chum's cock? 427 00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:07,000 Come, yes, come, you bitch! 428 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:10,000 Now! Now! 429 00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:15,875 Onh, it's good! 430 00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:51,542 Suck it... 431 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,375 Suck! 432 00:46:30,042 --> 00:46:33,167 Can you see all 52 stars, now? 433 00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:36,542 Can you see the American flag, eh? 434 00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:38,792 The American flag... 435 00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:05,250 Alright, honey, I'm coming... 436 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:09,333 Wait, here's some more... 437 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:47,292 Swallow it all! Swallow it all, you dirty whore! 438 00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:02,125 Yes, it's good for your face! 439 00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:55,292 Suck it, suck it... 440 00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:27,792 Let's see them tits! 441 00:49:40,083 --> 00:49:41,000 Here... 442 00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:53,333 Here... 443 00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:57,208 Yes, that's it! 444 00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:02,083 Gently, eh? Gently... 445 00:50:07,375 --> 00:50:09,583 Come on, suck! Suck it! 446 00:50:11,292 --> 00:50:12,917 Like that. 447 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:15,667 Tell me I have a nice cock! 448 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:17,667 Yes... 449 00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:21,583 Nice one, eh? 450 00:50:26,542 --> 00:50:27,500 Yes, like that! 451 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,583 Who would have guessed our rivals 452 00:50:30,875 --> 00:50:33,333 love getting laid as much as we do? 453 00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:34,875 I'm a real man, eh? 454 00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:39,292 You know what a real man is, eh? 455 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,583 Touch them... 456 00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:48,042 touch them, good! 457 00:50:50,917 --> 00:50:52,958 Come on! Come on! 458 00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:56,167 You scum! 459 00:50:59,292 --> 00:51:00,792 Piece of trash! 460 00:51:02,708 --> 00:51:04,458 Yes, touch them! 461 00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:09,833 Hold my crown jewels! 462 00:51:18,792 --> 00:51:20,750 Oh, yes, scumbagI! 463 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,083 I'm an aristocrat... 464 00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:29,958 and that's my knob! 465 00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:32,167 Yes! 466 00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:54,083 I'm gonna fuck your ass! 467 00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:57,167 - Nothing like a bit of sodomy! - No! 468 00:51:57,458 --> 00:51:59,125 - It's so good! - No! 469 00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:00,792 Take it! 470 00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:02,583 - It's so good! - Ouch! 471 00:52:02,875 --> 00:52:03,708 Come on! 472 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:05,167 Take this! 473 00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:07,708 - Take it! - Ouch! 474 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,375 Take it! 475 00:52:18,792 --> 00:52:20,375 - Say you like it! - I like it! 476 00:52:20,667 --> 00:52:21,500 Say that again! 477 00:52:31,917 --> 00:52:34,042 Bitch! Bitch! 478 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,792 Take it in your ass! 479 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,125 - Good, eh? - Yes! 480 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,083 - Yes! - Come on! 481 00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:13,000 There! 482 00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:24,375 Well! The president of Love Milk Ltd likes to be dominated by women, 483 00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:25,583 in some sticky situations. 484 00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:28,500 His wife is unable to provide this meagre pleasure. 485 00:53:28,792 --> 00:53:32,583 I can satisfy him and further probe about the shady Justin Herass, 486 00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:35,125 who is doing business with his wife, in turn. 487 00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:39,292 Given your pelvic abilities, I'm sure you'll find something... 488 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:42,292 but it has to be first-rate. 489 00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:45,083 In the meantime, I'll pay a visit to this Ursula. 490 00:53:45,708 --> 00:53:47,458 Well, I'll tend to the bar. 491 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:50,083 Not too glorious... 492 00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:52,417 Complain to your management. 493 00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:54,042 Let's meet here tonight, then. 494 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,083 I posed as a hooker, 495 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,958 and Mr. Lassault expects me in an hour. 496 00:53:58,250 --> 00:54:01,208 Mrs. Lassault will be in a small hotel at that time. 497 00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:05,500 I hope "Sean Cunnilly" won't turn up. 498 00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:17,875 Let's play something else... 499 00:55:29,417 --> 00:55:31,750 Oh, yes... feels good! 500 00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:36,333 You really know how to lick. 501 00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:38,917 It feels so good, just like that! 502 00:56:06,542 --> 00:56:08,000 Let me suck on your tits! 503 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,958 She's in this hotel, room 18. 504 00:56:12,292 --> 00:56:14,042 You're in for a surprise! 505 00:56:14,417 --> 00:56:15,542 Nothing can suprise me. 506 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:17,000 I'm not so sure. 507 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:18,750 You're mistaken. 508 00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:21,208 I'm not Miss Taken, my name's Zelda. 509 00:56:22,042 --> 00:56:23,417 Either way, I'll see you later! 510 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,667 Sure, I look forward to our next little game... 511 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,250 especially with the cards you play! 512 00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:31,250 Empty hands, empty pockets, they're all stacked in your pants! 513 00:56:31,542 --> 00:56:33,542 I simply play to win. 514 00:56:33,833 --> 00:56:37,250 Anyway, when you die, you must donate your body to science, 515 00:56:37,542 --> 00:56:42,000 a penis like yours is the Stradivarius of perfect penetration! 516 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:27,917 That's good! 517 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,792 - I'm licking it good, eh? - Yes! 518 00:58:28,208 --> 00:58:30,792 - A generous helping of tongue, eh? - Yes! 519 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,250 - Makes you come, eh? - Yes! 520 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,250 You're gonna get my cock, soon. 521 00:58:40,292 --> 00:58:41,875 You're gonna get my big cock! 522 00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:46,042 My dick... 523 00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:50,333 will soon be breaking inside. 524 00:58:53,750 --> 00:58:55,875 Come on, toss me, bitch! 525 00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:58,125 Come on... 526 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,333 You're coming, eh? You scumbag! 527 00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:16,542 So, you wanted to meet Justin Herass? 528 00:59:17,167 --> 00:59:19,542 I knew it was you. You won't get away with it. 529 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,917 You see this dildo? 530 00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:26,542 We use it to send coded messages. 531 00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:29,708 Now, tell me who sent you! 532 00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:32,625 I'll soon lick it out of her... 533 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,208 Yeah, get down to it, you whores! 534 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,708 You're coming, eh? 535 01:00:03,292 --> 01:00:04,417 Just wait and see! 536 01:00:08,458 --> 01:00:11,125 Talk, if you want me to make you come. 537 01:00:11,417 --> 01:00:12,208 Never! 538 01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:13,750 Your turn, boss. 539 01:00:14,333 --> 01:00:15,542 Alright! 540 01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:26,375 Talk now! 541 01:00:27,042 --> 01:00:28,292 Come on, talk! 542 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:30,667 Come on! 543 01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,292 You talkin' or what? 544 01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:35,667 Playing "hard to get"? 545 01:00:39,792 --> 01:00:40,708 Come on, talk! 546 01:00:49,292 --> 01:00:50,458 You gonna talk? 547 01:00:57,792 --> 01:00:58,833 Gonna talk, then? 548 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:25,375 You know what, little scumbag? 549 01:01:26,042 --> 01:01:27,792 There's only one bullet... 550 01:01:28,625 --> 01:01:30,333 it'll fire when you come! 551 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:37,500 Ouch! 552 01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:03,750 In your face! 553 01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:18,750 Yeah, you fuck that gun! Come on! 554 01:02:19,042 --> 01:02:21,417 I won't say anything to morons with psychopathic tendencies, 555 01:02:21,708 --> 01:02:24,750 whose heads are as empty and useless 556 01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:27,583 as some kid's lighter, that needs refilling. 557 01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:29,250 Well, quite an orgy taking shape here! 558 01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:31,125 - 00Sex! - Damn it! 559 01:02:31,542 --> 01:02:35,042 Swine! So, Justin and you are both... I mean, one and the same? 560 01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:38,375 Hands up, Mister Bande. 561 01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:42,833 I raise my limbs reluctantly... for the first time. 562 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:45,208 That case was closed fast, or rather it fizzled out... 563 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,000 Is it true this Mr. Bande... 564 01:02:47,292 --> 01:02:49,625 is endowed with the seventh wonder of the world? 565 01:02:49,917 --> 01:02:51,958 Let's have a look at it! 566 01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:53,875 One last stand before my execution? 567 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:56,958 I hope you have some ammo left... 568 01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:59,625 I always keep a whole tank in reserve. 569 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:04,167 Then, prepare to die in ecstasy! 570 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:09,625 Got it, Lollipop? 571 01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:21,042 Lick me good... like that! Fine! 572 01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:08,333 Yes, suck my balls... like that, yeah! 573 01:04:48,917 --> 01:04:51,792 The old come-shot between the eyes, never fails. 574 01:04:52,167 --> 01:04:54,000 You never stick around for long... 575 01:05:02,667 --> 01:05:03,833 Let's probe into this further. 576 01:05:04,125 --> 01:05:06,458 You want another round? It's not sex anymore... 577 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,542 It's the attack of the beast with two backs! 578 01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:10,042 Good job, Bande! 579 01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:12,042 So, who's the traitor, then? 580 01:05:12,417 --> 01:05:15,083 I know who it is. I've been thinking hard about this. 581 01:05:16,667 --> 01:05:18,083 Haven't lost my touch! 582 01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,208 So? 583 01:05:30,792 --> 01:05:32,375 There's just the two of you in this office! 584 01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:33,667 Show me your dildos! 585 01:05:33,958 --> 01:05:35,417 - None on me! - Me neither. 586 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,500 Nina, you're never without one. 587 01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:46,208 You used this very dildo to send the microfilm abroad! 588 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,667 You won't get me alive! 589 01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:02,250 What a twist! 590 01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:03,958 Indeed, what a twat! 591 01:06:05,667 --> 01:06:09,208 - The best ones always drop first. - The best ones? The best ones? 592 01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:11,000 We are the best ones! 593 01:06:11,792 --> 01:06:14,625 We have arranged a fantastic orgy, 594 01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:17,417 to thank you for your services, and continued loyalty. 595 01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:21,167 More work? More work? I'm going rod-fishing! 596 01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:23,083 No, no, no... 597 01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:36,833 Oh, no! 598 01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,292 Can I hit you with my balls? 599 01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:50,083 Wanna play with my balls? 600 01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:08,042 So... here we go! 601 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:17,792 Come on, girls! 602 01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:21,250 Why deny yourself the pleasure of seeing, 603 01:07:21,792 --> 01:07:26,875 watching, discovering, feeling, touching? 604 01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:31,583 The pleasure of letting all your senses take over. 605 01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:35,792 Come on, suck it, yeah... 606 01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:48,708 Desire can just as easily arise from a caress... 607 01:07:49,542 --> 01:07:51,042 on your feet... 608 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:52,792 or on the back of your neck... 609 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,208 from a gentle gesture... 610 01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:58,125 or from the tenderness you read in someone's eyes. 611 01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:03,167 As a man, my nipples appreciate caresses as much as a woman's. 612 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:08,458 My skin pulsates so strongly there... and in many other places too. 613 01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:11,792 The crotch isn't everything, although I have discovered... 614 01:08:12,083 --> 01:08:16,083 a new level of sensitivity in my inner thighs. 615 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:20,833 You make love with your whole body. 616 01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:26,583 Excitement spreads through my whole body. 617 01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:29,708 It's not confined to my penis. 618 01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:35,542 My body is still surprised as their gestures reach new depths. 619 01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:37,958 I got a nice cock, eh? 620 01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:41,292 Oh, yes, come on! 621 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:53,833 An erection does not convey the softness of skin. 622 01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:55,000 Take this stick! 623 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,667 - Ouch! - In your ass, yeah! 624 01:09:05,042 --> 01:09:05,958 Suck it! 625 01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:08,083 Piece of trash! 626 01:09:09,417 --> 01:09:10,833 Suck it, yeah! 627 01:09:13,167 --> 01:09:14,083 Yes... 628 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,417 Yes, two for the price of one! 629 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,792 I'll stick it in your ass! 630 01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:40,125 You're coming, eh? 631 01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:44,500 I like to sniff various smells... 632 01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:47,458 and to describe my excitement at length. 633 01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:55,542 Rub your cunt! 634 01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:10,083 I like to show off my penis at rest... 635 01:10:10,917 --> 01:10:13,875 I like to win the admiration of my partner. 636 01:10:15,458 --> 01:10:20,167 Does a penis necessarily have to be hard to be beautiful? 637 01:10:20,458 --> 01:10:21,542 Onh, yes, like that! 638 01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:25,167 - Oh, yes! - You bitch! 639 01:10:52,042 --> 01:10:52,958 Here! 640 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:03,583 Take that, in your pussy! 641 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,333 Very nice! 642 01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:26,208 Once again... 643 01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:33,667 Come here, suck it! 644 01:11:46,875 --> 01:11:47,917 That's good, eh? 645 01:11:49,167 --> 01:11:50,083 So good... 646 01:12:05,042 --> 01:12:07,000 Take this! Take this, bitch! 647 01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:10,375 Suck it! 648 01:12:21,292 --> 01:12:22,208 Suck! 649 01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:43,500 James Bande 00Sex... 650 01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:47,625 would actually prefer to masturbate from the heart... 651 01:12:47,917 --> 01:12:52,333 rather than bow down to that age-old Holy Trinity... 652 01:12:52,958 --> 01:12:56,250 Erection - Penetration - Ejaculation... 653 01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:59,042 which never keeps its promises. 654 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:15,833 THE END46600

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