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Some blue fireworks, there!
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Business ain't going so good, though.
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Sure thing, I'm sniffing out your salami
six to eight times a day...
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but the taller your pecker grows,
the smaller my purse shrinks.
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As the saying goes,
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crime pays alright,
but roughing up the suspect sure doesn't.
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You're so pessimistic, babe.
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Your mind is as narrow as your ass is open.
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Me?
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I'm being perfectly rational,
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and I can feel that business
will pick up today.
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As true as my name is...
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James Bande 00Sex.
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How can you tell?
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I read my horoscope.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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Well, you'll soon see
a hell of a lot with me.
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I'm still a few steps ahead
when it comes to ass-fucking,
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or handling a temperamental dick,
milking it properly.
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Tell me about it.
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I stayed a virgin for a long time...
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even at eighteen,
my pussy was unserviced,
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and I couldn't understand
why anyone would want to screw.
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I just went from one church to another.
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No, I wasn't religious at all,
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I was studying Romanesque architecture.
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I was hitchhiking.
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One morning, a couple gave me a ride
in their Rolls-Royce.
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I felt bad visiting poor churches
in this luxurious car.
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They were very nice
and they invited me to dinner at an inn.
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After the meal, they booked a room
and asked me to follow them
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to look through some book they had
on the Cathedral of Reims.
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As soon as I entered the room,
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they grabbed me and tied me on a chair.
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The woman stripped and so did her husband.
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Then they tore my clothes off
and started whipping my breasts.
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The man had a massive hard-on
and he waved it right in my face,
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then his wife got a hand in,
and started sucking him off.
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She moved her tongue over his cock
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and I was soon soaking wet
as I watched.
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Then she slapped me
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until I also had a good suck of his cock.
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She masturbated while watching us.
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The man came
and I could only swallow his hot spend.
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He poured in a bucketful
and I started coming myself,
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while the hot sperm fell into my mouth.
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The woman started suckling me.
The man got hard again,
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and fucked his wife's ass,
while she still suckled me, tied down.
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Exciting!
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Do go on!
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Okay, but I have to masturbate.
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Then...
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they untied me...
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the man fucked my ass
and took my virginity.
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It was painful at first.
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The bellboy then arrived
with some champagne,
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and we literally raped him...
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then, the woman was tied to the bed,
facedown,
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I whipped her buttocks
while she sucked off the bellboy,
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and her husband just jerked off
to the whole spectacle.
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We spent the whole night
in such like pursuits.
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I've since moved on from
church spires to cocks.
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That's why you make the perfect assistant.
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By the way, have you seen the time?
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My God, you're right!
Give me the binoculars!
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It's visiting time at our neighbor's.
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Tell me what's going on,
I can't see a thing!
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I know this guy...
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never content with his fill...
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Foreplay is my favorite part.
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There is not enough of it, generally.
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People are always 100 hasty
when they make love...
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just want to get that bun in the oven,
rightaway.
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What a pity!
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What are they doing?
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He's fondling her breasts.
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What's he doing now?
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His penis is fully erect.
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A right bit of rumpy-pumpy there!
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Still a little hasty, I'd say...
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Still, good to see it, now...
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that cock getting right in there.
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She's lying on her back...
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with her vagina wide-open,
like a bitch.
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His balls are havin' a right good swing,
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her vulva getting all swollen
round about...
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I can't see it all...
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but I know.
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Their facial expressions
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really set them apart.
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His balls are swollen.
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Tell me morel
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They switch to another position.
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She offers him her well-rounded butt.
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- Is she on all fours?
- Like an animal.
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The rosy lips of her cunt are parted.
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Her breasts are quivering.
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He opens her buttocks to get
a better look down her narrow hole,
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while his cock pounds happily away.
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He's going to come!
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He tries to hold back as long as he can.
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He's ripping her apart...
faster and faster!
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That bitch has beat him to it
on the orgasm.
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Now... it's his turn
to get right jittery all over!
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It sure doesn't spoil his looks though.
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His load is steaming hot,
and she's sure earned her fill.
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What a good eyesight you have!
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James Bande 00Sex can see everything!
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Yes?
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I see.
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The boss is looking for you,
James Bande 00Sex
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Okay, let's go.
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Hello, boss.
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So, my dear James Bande...
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expecting a little holiday, were you?
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Alright, you defeated Doctor Dildo
and his Lesbos-worshipping Amazons...
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thirty of them in one go!
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Thirty-two to be precise.
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It took me six nights
to convince them.
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Without drinking, eating or sleeping.
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You're a hero, 00Sex.
A real champion!
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It's not just a cock you've got down there,
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it's an electronic device,
refillable like a fountain pen.
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Or maybe you have invented
the process of perpetual motion.
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Indeed, it's all in the training.
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They call me, "The man who gets hard
faster than his shadow".
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Eh... my sundial always points north.
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I even invented "coitus automaticus",
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all done via remote control.
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In a recent case,
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my colleague had to just give up.
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Not exactly the S.A.S...
more like, "S.O.S!"
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As for Lemmy Caution,
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I brought Joan Of Arc to his feet.
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She was smoking hot...
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but the best trick I ever pulled off...
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was to hit on Fantomas...
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and tempt him over to the other side.
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I'm well aware of all your deeds.
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You're the boomstick of crime,
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the private parts of espionage,
the rumpo in the shadow!
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They've even called you,
"Once upon a time a weenie".
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However, let me be clear,
I didn't ask you round
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to have my secretary "slurpin-yer-gurkin"
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or to send you on vacation.
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No rod fishing, then?
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No, but I trust your rod is well-wound...
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because I have a mission for you.
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Indeed, it may well reduce your weapon
to a harmless piece of Meccano,
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only fit to satisfy war widows,
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and retired school teachers.
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Dangerous?
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Danger turns me on.
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Oh, my dear Bande,
anything turns you on!
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No doubt, if I wasn't your superior,
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I'd be hung on the coat-rack right now,
getting a proper dry-cleaning...
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I obey orders.
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Ask me to fuck and I'll fuck.
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It's not always fun.
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Last time I had to take down
the great "Ma-twat Hari",
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I had to think about something else.
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82 years old...
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even from behind,
there was no getting away from it!
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You should only
have tapped into your Oedipus complex!
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Oedipus didn't screw his great grandmother!
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You get some perks, right?
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You are the only one of our agents,
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to have screwed a whole group
of lip-plated African women!
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Their blow-jobs weren't so pleasant...
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Then, what about that hostage
on the Boeing 7077
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I had to screw all 400 passengers
to track down the accomplice.
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A 10-year-old girl.
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She didn't suck so well,
but swallowed every drop.
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Still makes my corn pop,
just thinking about it.
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My dong looks like an oil pipeline
in Syria.
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Syria?
We're talkin' Syria-ous business here!
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Excuse me, while I just unzip my pants...
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If I don't, I'll just split 'em open
for the eighth time this week.
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So, today is Tuesday...
Oh no, it's Friday, of course!
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Can you believe it, Zoey?
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Don't you dare call me Zoey!
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By all means, take your dong out, though.
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With this, you could have been
a pole vault champion.
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Let's talk business, then?
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I'm just taking root over here,
and it's wearing me out.
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Wait a minute!
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Show me that you're still up to this job.
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Nina! Blow Bande, it's an order.
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I never question the Chief's orders.
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Neither do I.
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Here we go again!
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How to get hard again?
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Fantasies are the only way.
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Of course, it's flattering
when the Chief reels off my past exploits,
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but what's it all add up to?
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It's no fun being a superman.
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That girl is no mean sucker.
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She puts all her heart into it...
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but it's a weak heart...
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and if her desire doesn't come across,
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no hard-on for me.
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What will it take to get hard?
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My fantasies!
Quick, my fantasies!
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The boss is watching...
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and it should get me going,
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but it doesn't, quite the opposite.
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How can I get out of this?
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No hard-on in sight...
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If only she really meant it...
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I might feel her hard nipples
rubbing my thighs.
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Her hand would gently get the measure
of my balls...
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Her movements would get more precise...
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if she was guided by her desire.
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The more I try to get hard,
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the softer it gets.
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That babe is really doing her utmost.
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She thinks my erection
depends on her exertion.
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How wrong!
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She need only be willing,
nothing else.
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I'll have a little moan...
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so that her efforts aren't entirely wasted.
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I still can't get hard.
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Now it's starting...
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At last, my fantasies become reality!
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Her luscious lips
want only to consume my cock.
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Now, the Chief can take over...
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she has her own technique,
tried and tested.
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Yes!
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Suck it!
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My tongue would rummage
through the little girl's cunt
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as she sat on a chair... above me...
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her legs wide open...
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to let me in, and lick the juice...
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from all around her crotch.
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My fantasies fade away...
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I'm getting limp now...
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I'm getting limp.
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No! No way!
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I'd feel a hand on my ass...
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then a finger would find its way
around my tight anus...
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and linger there a while.
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All around me,
I hear voices giving orders...
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"Open her legs "
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"Stretch her buttocks,
I want to see her ass!"
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Feels good, eh?
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They would instruct me on the best approach
to this delicate region.
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Hands would take care of that region
between anus and scrotum.
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I'm going to come!
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Back to the little one's luscious lips,
back to her gaping pussy...
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I'm licking it
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I suck its juices,
and she's never felt such pleasure.
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- Feels good, eh?
- Yes!
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What a tongue!
My fantasies keep coming up.
254
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:16,833
The Chief is such a bitch,
she impales herself on me.
255
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:19,000
Yes, come on, turn her over!
256
00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,375
My penis is ripping her mouth apart,
257
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,792
my penis is big, so big!
258
00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:27,375
They have never seen such a big one!
259
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:30,458
The Chief sinks to my feet,
sucking it, blowing it!
260
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,500
Her face is soaking,
from the little one's rich juices...
261
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,167
C'mon!
262
00:24:57,375 --> 00:25:00,000
It feels good... feels good, eh?
263
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,833
Tell me it feels good, bitch!
264
00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:04,875
- Feels good...
- Come on, lez her out!
265
00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:08,583
Suck it!
266
00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:11,750
Yes! Oh, yes, suck me!
267
00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:14,708
Come on, stick yer' fingerin it...
268
00:25:15,042 --> 00:25:15,958
Yes, like that!
269
00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:26,375
Feels good, eh?
270
00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,083
You scum!
271
00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:32,167
Bitch!
272
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,458
Oh, it feels good!
Oh, yes! Come on!
273
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,292
Your cunt is the best place to be!
274
00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:47,292
Yes, like that!
275
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,417
Yes, oh, yes!
276
00:25:50,875 --> 00:25:52,750
Oh, I like that! It's so good!
277
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,375
Onh, yes, it's good, go on...
278
00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:05,333
It's good, eh?
279
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,833
Yes! That's good!
280
00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:20,167
You bitch!
281
00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:31,667
Now, suck on her tits!
282
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,833
- Suck on her tits!
- Yes!
283
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:50,083
- You like big cocks, eh?
- Yes!
284
00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:53,917
Feels good, eh?
285
00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:02,792
Comel
286
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:05,458
Get on with it, you bitches!
287
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,167
Now!
288
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:44,000
It's so good!
289
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:51,083
You like that, eh?
Then, say so!
290
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
That's good, eh?
291
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,417
Your asses are in fine form!
292
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,750
It's the canning factory for Love Milk Ltd,
but the boss's wife is leaking elsewhere,
293
00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:37,958
they say she's selling company secrets
to a mysterious agent.
294
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:41,375
I deduce that we're up against
the boss of the YG.AS.AB.ILW.G.T.
295
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:47,083
Y.G.ASAB.IWG.T?
Is it a code?
296
00:31:47,417 --> 00:31:50,958
No, those are initials:
You Got A Small Ass But I Will Get You.
297
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,167
Y.G.AS AB.IWG.T.
298
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:56,458
This narrows down
our field of investigation...
299
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,125
Fat asses are off the cards.
300
00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,875
I reckon he doesn't give a rat's ass.
301
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,625
The President's wife is called Lassault.
Ursula Lassault.
302
00:32:05,917 --> 00:32:09,708
So, we have to get into her house...
to find out what she's up to.
303
00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,833
I'll get straight to the point!
304
00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:15,833
Bye bye, Boss.
305
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,458
Pardon me, Miss...
306
00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,542
But... but...
307
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,708
Just passing by.
308
00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:25,667
Well, my day-dreams just get
stranger and stranger.
309
00:33:26,292 --> 00:33:29,750
I don't know,
but I'm no day-dream!
310
00:33:38,042 --> 00:33:40,375
The boss had such strange ideas!
311
00:33:43,542 --> 00:33:46,500
She's the sort that only gets turned on...
312
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:50,917
in an atmosphere of fear,
or in a funny situation.
313
00:33:52,792 --> 00:33:54,917
You're taking things lightly,
my dear Bande.
314
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,917
You always work without a condom?
315
00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,708
How green of you.
316
00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:03,667
I once had a lover like you.
317
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,000
He would only fuck in the countryside.
318
00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:10,542
He would strip me in front of the peasants
and told them to watch me...
319
00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:12,625
in the name of nature!
320
00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,458
He took me on the turf...
321
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,417
and I could see all their rustic rods...
322
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,292
so strong and hard.
323
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,708
They tossed themselves
off in the sunshine...
324
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,375
to match the sheer thrust
of my lover's cock.
325
00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:30,958
They came all over my body,
ecologically and logically enough.
326
00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:33,125
It was pure natural energy...
327
00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,875
then one day, I received a load
that tasted like vodka.
328
00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:40,125
He was a Russian spy!
329
00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:41,750
I had him arrested...
330
00:34:42,042 --> 00:34:45,333
and that's how my career
in sexual counterintelligence started.
331
00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:06,042
The boss is a real character!
332
00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:14,417
Hello, Jack!
333
00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:20,333
Some girl will show up,
watch the door.
334
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:22,292
You see...
335
00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:27,042
we have some questions,
like why she keeps watching my back,
336
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:30,333
when the best part of me
sits in my kangaroo pocket.
337
00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:33,125
Okay, Bande.
338
00:36:33,417 --> 00:36:35,125
Another job for us!
339
00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:37,000
- Pernod?
- What?
340
00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,542
You want me to fix you a Pernod?
341
00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:43,458
- Okay, but hurry up!
- You've got a bong, Bande!
342
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:54,917
A double gin.
343
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:57,833
Here you are.
344
00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,417
Thanks.
345
00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:08,833
Did you get here by chance
or were you tailing me?
346
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,375
My name is Zelda
and I know your reputation, Mister Bande.
347
00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:13,792
You too, Mister Jack.
348
00:37:14,083 --> 00:37:15,792
It's not your real name, though.
349
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:17,875
You're Jack Mehoff...
350
00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:19,583
you were born in Romania.
351
00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:22,542
Your mother was Wilma Dickfit,
352
00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:25,292
her anus was greedy and always ready.
353
00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:28,125
The boys-scouts camping in the Hoia Forest
would know all about that.
354
00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:30,167
She always kept their
lunch-boxes full and healthy.
355
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:32,667
Right, right...
Why did you want to meet us?
356
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:35,250
I'm a journalist and I have information,
357
00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:38,500
it might help you
on the Ursula Lassault case...
358
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:40,625
but on certain conditions...
359
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,542
You know, with the tax on wealth,
360
00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:47,750
and since buying gold anonymously
is no longer possible,
361
00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:49,375
we don't have a lot.
362
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:53,167
You have to see the Minister of Culture
for these matters.
363
00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:56,042
Very funny!
Justin Herass can be very generous...
364
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:58,542
but I'm not interested in money,
not at all.
365
00:37:58,833 --> 00:37:59,917
Alright, alright...
366
00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:03,125
I'm more interested
in a particular state secret.
367
00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:08,000
I want to get my hands on...
368
00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:12,042
that secret device, permanently attached
to James Bande 007.
369
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,333
In short, I'm ready to help you,
370
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,125
if you share certain things with me,
371
00:38:17,417 --> 00:38:21,625
like the Hawaiian poontang,
or the gigot stuffed with velvet nuts...
372
00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:26,000
or maybe the palmiped
with its ears in a different place,
373
00:38:26,292 --> 00:38:27,875
Japanese-style, on the nipples.
374
00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:29,875
Go for it, Bande!
375
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,167
For my country!
376
00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:35,458
Hurry up, Bande!
Bang me!
377
00:38:36,292 --> 00:38:37,708
Banzai!
378
00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:03,750
She's right curvy enough!
379
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:07,083
Very exciting!
No complaints from my pecker.
380
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,792
Very nice... Very nice!
381
00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:42,000
- Hey, Bande!
- I'm coming, Jack.
382
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,583
Let's bang her!
383
00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:52,000
Yes... nicel
384
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,625
Very nice, yes, very nice!
385
00:39:57,583 --> 00:40:01,375
Come on, take them both, now.
386
00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:04,958
Yes... yes... yes...
387
00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:08,292
That's good, isn't it?
388
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,625
Suck them.
389
00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:13,875
Alright!
390
00:40:14,167 --> 00:40:17,375
Okay! Okay, baby!
Suck!
391
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,250
Muck up your face with this, then!
392
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:32,125
Yes, very nice!
Very nice, yes!
393
00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:34,250
Very nice, babe.
394
00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:36,667
Oh, okay...
395
00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:33,583
Whore!
Oh, those French girls...
396
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:42,917
Yes, go on!
397
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:45,833
I'll soon muck up your face with my come.
398
00:41:48,292 --> 00:41:49,250
Oh, yes!
399
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,542
Oh, you have eyes like a panther!
400
00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:57,667
Yes, play that flute in tune, now!
401
00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:03,000
Suck...
402
00:42:03,292 --> 00:42:04,583
the sperm...
403
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,125
of real men!
404
00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:13,750
It works wonders for your complexion,
you'll see!
405
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:19,542
You see? Come on!
406
00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:24,750
Yes, keep it up,
it'll be real good!
407
00:42:25,917 --> 00:42:27,542
It'll clear out your lungs, too!
408
00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:37,958
It's lunchtime. Get on the table.
409
00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,125
Come on!
410
00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:47,417
You're going to get it, honey!
411
00:42:50,042 --> 00:42:51,375
You want to taste...
412
00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:55,708
some English liquor?
413
00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,167
It's good, eh?
414
00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:03,708
Yes, suck it like that...
415
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000
like you really mean it.
416
00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:12,750
Yes...
417
00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:23,458
Darling...
418
00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,583
We can measure up to those Yanks...
419
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,250
now, yank off a real man!
420
00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:58,583
Come on, chum!
421
00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:04,667
Yes... yes, dude... yes!
Stick it in!
422
00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:07,833
Eat up her cat...
423
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:11,083
I mean, her pussy!
424
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,583
Now, take this family member of mine
with both hands!
425
00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:23,375
Take that!
426
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:31,542
You see my chum's cock?
427
00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:07,000
Come, yes, come, you bitch!
428
00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:10,000
Now! Now!
429
00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:15,875
Onh, it's good!
430
00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:51,542
Suck it...
431
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,375
Suck!
432
00:46:30,042 --> 00:46:33,167
Can you see all 52 stars, now?
433
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:36,542
Can you see the American flag, eh?
434
00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:38,792
The American flag...
435
00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:05,250
Alright, honey, I'm coming...
436
00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:09,333
Wait, here's some more...
437
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:47,292
Swallow it all!
Swallow it all, you dirty whore!
438
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:02,125
Yes, it's good for your face!
439
00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:55,292
Suck it, suck it...
440
00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:27,792
Let's see them tits!
441
00:49:40,083 --> 00:49:41,000
Here...
442
00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:53,333
Here...
443
00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:57,208
Yes, that's it!
444
00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:02,083
Gently, eh? Gently...
445
00:50:07,375 --> 00:50:09,583
Come on, suck!
Suck it!
446
00:50:11,292 --> 00:50:12,917
Like that.
447
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:15,667
Tell me I have a nice cock!
448
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:17,667
Yes...
449
00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:21,583
Nice one, eh?
450
00:50:26,542 --> 00:50:27,500
Yes, like that!
451
00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,583
Who would have guessed our rivals
452
00:50:30,875 --> 00:50:33,333
love getting laid as much as we do?
453
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:34,875
I'm a real man, eh?
454
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:39,292
You know what a real man is, eh?
455
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,583
Touch them...
456
00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:48,042
touch them, good!
457
00:50:50,917 --> 00:50:52,958
Come on! Come on!
458
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:56,167
You scum!
459
00:50:59,292 --> 00:51:00,792
Piece of trash!
460
00:51:02,708 --> 00:51:04,458
Yes, touch them!
461
00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:09,833
Hold my crown jewels!
462
00:51:18,792 --> 00:51:20,750
Oh, yes, scumbagI!
463
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,083
I'm an aristocrat...
464
00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:29,958
and that's my knob!
465
00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:32,167
Yes!
466
00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:54,083
I'm gonna fuck your ass!
467
00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:57,167
- Nothing like a bit of sodomy!
- No!
468
00:51:57,458 --> 00:51:59,125
- It's so good!
- No!
469
00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:00,792
Take it!
470
00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:02,583
- It's so good!
- Ouch!
471
00:52:02,875 --> 00:52:03,708
Come on!
472
00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:05,167
Take this!
473
00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:07,708
- Take it!
- Ouch!
474
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,375
Take it!
475
00:52:18,792 --> 00:52:20,375
- Say you like it!
- I like it!
476
00:52:20,667 --> 00:52:21,500
Say that again!
477
00:52:31,917 --> 00:52:34,042
Bitch! Bitch!
478
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,792
Take it in your ass!
479
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,125
- Good, eh?
- Yes!
480
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,083
- Yes!
- Come on!
481
00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:13,000
There!
482
00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:24,375
Well! The president of Love Milk Ltd
likes to be dominated by women,
483
00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:25,583
in some sticky situations.
484
00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:28,500
His wife is unable
to provide this meagre pleasure.
485
00:53:28,792 --> 00:53:32,583
I can satisfy him and further probe
about the shady Justin Herass,
486
00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:35,125
who is doing business with his wife,
in turn.
487
00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:39,292
Given your pelvic abilities,
I'm sure you'll find something...
488
00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:42,292
but it has to be first-rate.
489
00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:45,083
In the meantime,
I'll pay a visit to this Ursula.
490
00:53:45,708 --> 00:53:47,458
Well, I'll tend to the bar.
491
00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:50,083
Not too glorious...
492
00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:52,417
Complain to your management.
493
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:54,042
Let's meet here tonight, then.
494
00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,083
I posed as a hooker,
495
00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,958
and Mr. Lassault expects me in an hour.
496
00:53:58,250 --> 00:54:01,208
Mrs. Lassault will be in a small hotel
at that time.
497
00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:05,500
I hope "Sean Cunnilly" won't turn up.
498
00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:17,875
Let's play something else...
499
00:55:29,417 --> 00:55:31,750
Oh, yes... feels good!
500
00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:36,333
You really know how to lick.
501
00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:38,917
It feels so good, just like that!
502
00:56:06,542 --> 00:56:08,000
Let me suck on your tits!
503
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,958
She's in this hotel, room 18.
504
00:56:12,292 --> 00:56:14,042
You're in for a surprise!
505
00:56:14,417 --> 00:56:15,542
Nothing can suprise me.
506
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:17,000
I'm not so sure.
507
00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:18,750
You're mistaken.
508
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:21,208
I'm not Miss Taken, my name's Zelda.
509
00:56:22,042 --> 00:56:23,417
Either way, I'll see you later!
510
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,667
Sure, I look forward
to our next little game...
511
00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,250
especially with the cards you play!
512
00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:31,250
Empty hands, empty pockets,
they're all stacked in your pants!
513
00:56:31,542 --> 00:56:33,542
I simply play to win.
514
00:56:33,833 --> 00:56:37,250
Anyway, when you die,
you must donate your body to science,
515
00:56:37,542 --> 00:56:42,000
a penis like yours is the Stradivarius
of perfect penetration!
516
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:27,917
That's good!
517
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,792
- I'm licking it good, eh?
- Yes!
518
00:58:28,208 --> 00:58:30,792
- A generous helping of tongue, eh?
- Yes!
519
00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,250
- Makes you come, eh?
- Yes!
520
00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,250
You're gonna get my cock, soon.
521
00:58:40,292 --> 00:58:41,875
You're gonna get my big cock!
522
00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:46,042
My dick...
523
00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:50,333
will soon be breaking inside.
524
00:58:53,750 --> 00:58:55,875
Come on, toss me, bitch!
525
00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:58,125
Come on...
526
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,333
You're coming, eh? You scumbag!
527
00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:16,542
So, you wanted to meet Justin Herass?
528
00:59:17,167 --> 00:59:19,542
I knew it was you.
You won't get away with it.
529
00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,917
You see this dildo?
530
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:26,542
We use it to send coded messages.
531
00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:29,708
Now, tell me who sent you!
532
00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:32,625
I'll soon lick it out of her...
533
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,208
Yeah, get down to it, you whores!
534
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,708
You're coming, eh?
535
01:00:03,292 --> 01:00:04,417
Just wait and see!
536
01:00:08,458 --> 01:00:11,125
Talk, if you want me to make you come.
537
01:00:11,417 --> 01:00:12,208
Never!
538
01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:13,750
Your turn, boss.
539
01:00:14,333 --> 01:00:15,542
Alright!
540
01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:26,375
Talk now!
541
01:00:27,042 --> 01:00:28,292
Come on, talk!
542
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:30,667
Come on!
543
01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,292
You talkin' or what?
544
01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:35,667
Playing "hard to get"?
545
01:00:39,792 --> 01:00:40,708
Come on, talk!
546
01:00:49,292 --> 01:00:50,458
You gonna talk?
547
01:00:57,792 --> 01:00:58,833
Gonna talk, then?
548
01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:25,375
You know what, little scumbag?
549
01:01:26,042 --> 01:01:27,792
There's only one bullet...
550
01:01:28,625 --> 01:01:30,333
it'll fire when you come!
551
01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:37,500
Ouch!
552
01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:03,750
In your face!
553
01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:18,750
Yeah, you fuck that gun!
Come on!
554
01:02:19,042 --> 01:02:21,417
I won't say anything to morons
with psychopathic tendencies,
555
01:02:21,708 --> 01:02:24,750
whose heads are as empty and useless
556
01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:27,583
as some kid's lighter,
that needs refilling.
557
01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:29,250
Well, quite an orgy taking shape here!
558
01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:31,125
- 00Sex!
- Damn it!
559
01:02:31,542 --> 01:02:35,042
Swine! So, Justin and you are both...
I mean, one and the same?
560
01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:38,375
Hands up, Mister Bande.
561
01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:42,833
I raise my limbs reluctantly...
for the first time.
562
01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:45,208
That case was closed fast,
or rather it fizzled out...
563
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,000
Is it true this Mr. Bande...
564
01:02:47,292 --> 01:02:49,625
is endowed
with the seventh wonder of the world?
565
01:02:49,917 --> 01:02:51,958
Let's have a look at it!
566
01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:53,875
One last stand before my execution?
567
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:56,958
I hope you have some ammo left...
568
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:59,625
I always keep a whole tank in reserve.
569
01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:04,167
Then, prepare to die in ecstasy!
570
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:09,625
Got it, Lollipop?
571
01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:21,042
Lick me good... like that!
Fine!
572
01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:08,333
Yes, suck my balls... like that, yeah!
573
01:04:48,917 --> 01:04:51,792
The old come-shot between the eyes,
never fails.
574
01:04:52,167 --> 01:04:54,000
You never stick around for long...
575
01:05:02,667 --> 01:05:03,833
Let's probe into this further.
576
01:05:04,125 --> 01:05:06,458
You want another round?
It's not sex anymore...
577
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,542
It's the attack of the beast
with two backs!
578
01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:10,042
Good job, Bande!
579
01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:12,042
So, who's the traitor, then?
580
01:05:12,417 --> 01:05:15,083
I know who it is.
I've been thinking hard about this.
581
01:05:16,667 --> 01:05:18,083
Haven't lost my touch!
582
01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,208
So?
583
01:05:30,792 --> 01:05:32,375
There's just the two
of you in this office!
584
01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:33,667
Show me your dildos!
585
01:05:33,958 --> 01:05:35,417
- None on me!
- Me neither.
586
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,500
Nina, you're never without one.
587
01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:46,208
You used this very dildo
to send the microfilm abroad!
588
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,667
You won't get me alive!
589
01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:02,250
What a twist!
590
01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:03,958
Indeed, what a twat!
591
01:06:05,667 --> 01:06:09,208
- The best ones always drop first.
- The best ones? The best ones?
592
01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:11,000
We are the best ones!
593
01:06:11,792 --> 01:06:14,625
We have arranged a fantastic orgy,
594
01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:17,417
to thank you for your services,
and continued loyalty.
595
01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:21,167
More work? More work?
I'm going rod-fishing!
596
01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:23,083
No, no, no...
597
01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:36,833
Oh, no!
598
01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,292
Can I hit you with my balls?
599
01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:50,083
Wanna play with my balls?
600
01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:08,042
So... here we go!
601
01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:17,792
Come on, girls!
602
01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:21,250
Why deny yourself the pleasure of seeing,
603
01:07:21,792 --> 01:07:26,875
watching, discovering, feeling, touching?
604
01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:31,583
The pleasure of letting
all your senses take over.
605
01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:35,792
Come on, suck it, yeah...
606
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:48,708
Desire can just as easily arise
from a caress...
607
01:07:49,542 --> 01:07:51,042
on your feet...
608
01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:52,792
or on the back of your neck...
609
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,208
from a gentle gesture...
610
01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:58,125
or from the tenderness
you read in someone's eyes.
611
01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:03,167
As a man, my nipples appreciate caresses
as much as a woman's.
612
01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:08,458
My skin pulsates so strongly there...
and in many other places too.
613
01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:11,792
The crotch isn't everything,
although I have discovered...
614
01:08:12,083 --> 01:08:16,083
a new level of sensitivity
in my inner thighs.
615
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:20,833
You make love with your whole body.
616
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:26,583
Excitement spreads through my whole body.
617
01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:29,708
It's not confined to my penis.
618
01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:35,542
My body is still surprised
as their gestures reach new depths.
619
01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:37,958
I got a nice cock, eh?
620
01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:41,292
Oh, yes, come on!
621
01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:53,833
An erection does not convey
the softness of skin.
622
01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:55,000
Take this stick!
623
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,667
- Ouch!
- In your ass, yeah!
624
01:09:05,042 --> 01:09:05,958
Suck it!
625
01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:08,083
Piece of trash!
626
01:09:09,417 --> 01:09:10,833
Suck it, yeah!
627
01:09:13,167 --> 01:09:14,083
Yes...
628
01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,417
Yes, two for the price of one!
629
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,792
I'll stick it in your ass!
630
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:40,125
You're coming, eh?
631
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:44,500
I like to sniff various smells...
632
01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:47,458
and to describe my excitement at length.
633
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:55,542
Rub your cunt!
634
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:10,083
I like to show off my penis at rest...
635
01:10:10,917 --> 01:10:13,875
I like to win the admiration
of my partner.
636
01:10:15,458 --> 01:10:20,167
Does a penis necessarily
have to be hard to be beautiful?
637
01:10:20,458 --> 01:10:21,542
Onh, yes, like that!
638
01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:25,167
- Oh, yes!
- You bitch!
639
01:10:52,042 --> 01:10:52,958
Here!
640
01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:03,583
Take that, in your pussy!
641
01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,333
Very nice!
642
01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:26,208
Once again...
643
01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:33,667
Come here, suck it!
644
01:11:46,875 --> 01:11:47,917
That's good, eh?
645
01:11:49,167 --> 01:11:50,083
So good...
646
01:12:05,042 --> 01:12:07,000
Take this!
Take this, bitch!
647
01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:10,375
Suck it!
648
01:12:21,292 --> 01:12:22,208
Suck!
649
01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:43,500
James Bande 00Sex...
650
01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:47,625
would actually prefer
to masturbate from the heart...
651
01:12:47,917 --> 01:12:52,333
rather than bow down
to that age-old Holy Trinity...
652
01:12:52,958 --> 01:12:56,250
Erection - Penetration - Ejaculation...
653
01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:59,042
which never keeps its promises.
654
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:15,833
THE END46600
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