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Honey, what are you doing?
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I just said good-bye
to the little guy.
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You think he's gonna be
all right without me?
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Yes.
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Did you memorize
the "Our Father"
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so you could say it
to him every night?
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Danny, I know it perfectly.
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Our Father who art in heaven,
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Halloween thy name.
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Maybe I shouldn't go.
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Danny, it's gonna be fine.
You know why?
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Why?
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Because I made this Danny mobile
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to put over his crib.
Pretty cute, huh?
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I have one for myself, but it's
just pictures of your wiener.
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Okay, babe,
I'll be back as soon as I can.
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I just got to get my dad settled
in with an in-home nurse.
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It's okay. I can be
a single mom for a while.
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That's the lie I tell anyway
to get out of jury duty.
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Leave it to my dad to
screw up my life again.
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I'm gonna miss
Leo's first haircut.
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I wanted to be there to show him
where Vito hides the "Playboys."
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Babe, you have to let go of
this resentment of your father.
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All right?
It's not good for you.
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Did you learn nothing
from my Dr. Phil calendar?
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I learned that you still don't
know when my birthday is.
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I know when your birthday is.
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It's around the VMAs.
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Close enough. Get over here.
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I'm really gonna miss you.
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No, not me. I'm excited
to get you out of my hair.
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I got a lot of stuff to do.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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I can think of stuff to do.
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Got room for a third tongue?
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Remind me again why
Morgan has to come?
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Okay, you were the one
who didn't want to fly.
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It is not safe to drive across
the country by yourself.
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Everyone's got guns, and they're
all fat from fried food.
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Maybe I should go.
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Hey, we are gonna
have the best time.
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And some of my new medications,
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I need someone to really
shove it up there.
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Come on.
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- All right.
- See?
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Now, come on, don't worry.
Go, get out of here.
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- Give me one more.
- Okay.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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Okay.
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Hey, I heard
the strip club opens soon.
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- What?
- Ah.
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All right, just keep going.
There's no strip club.
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All right, we're in New Jersey.
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I'm gonna stay off
the main roads.
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If the state troopers
see my New York plate,
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I might get
the old Hoboken hello.
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Bunch of scumbags.
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Well, I am your navigator
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because I have an internal
compass, literally.
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When I was six,
I swallowed a compass.
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I missed all of first grade.
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Those look a lot
like my glasses.
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What, these glasses?
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Yeah, the ones you
have on right now.
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No, I think we might have
gotten them at the same time.
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It doesn't matter.
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We both have 'em.
They're both great.
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New York, New Jersey,
Connecticut.
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Whew. I can't read while
I'm driving. I get a little sick.
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[burps]
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- You okay?
- Oh, God. You know what?
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I'm just gonna... I'm just
gonna rest my eyes for a minute
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till the feeling passes.
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No, no, no, that's good.
You should...
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- I'm gonna let it pass.
- Yeah, just close your eyes.
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["Take Me Home,
Country Roads" playing]
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Oh, my God, are we here?
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Is this California?
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Oh, it's The
Beverly Hills Hotel.
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Looks smaller.
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No, we're still in New Jersey,
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but this is where
you got to get out.
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What are you talking about?
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Look, I'm gonna drop
you at this motel.
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You're gonna stay
here for a week,
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and don't tell Mindy
you didn't come with me.
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I mean,
if it's all the same to you,
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I'm just gonna go to California
with you on a road trip.
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Okay, listen, buddy,
I got to take a slight detour
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for personal reasons,
and I got to do it by myself.
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So I'll see you later.
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You son of a bitch.
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- You're having an affair.
- [sighs]
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You think she can just lose
the baby weight like that?
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We're in the middle
of pie season, Jack.
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Morgan,
I'm not having an affair!
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Now, here's $500 and get out!
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- No.
- Take it.
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What are you up to?
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- I said take it.
- What are you up to?
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Okay, I'll show you
what I'm up to, okay.
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- What are you doing?
- Okay, that's it.
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Dr. C, where are you going?
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- You look real mad.
- What are you doing?
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- Yeah, get out.
- No, get away.
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- Get out.
- Hey, you, get away.
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- Ow!
- Get away.
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- Aah!
- Huh?
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Stop spanking me!
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Stop! [horn honks]
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[hip-hop music]
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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["Take Me Home,
Country Roads" playing]
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Okay, I think we've both
had time to cool off,
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and I think I have
just the thing
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to turn this party
right side up.
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Da da da da
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Frommer's "101 Best Celebrity
Pet Graves in America."
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Look at this right here, Eddie
from "Frasier," remember him?
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His grave is in Catoosa,
Oklahoma.
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Did you know David
Hyde Pierce called him
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"the greatest actor"
I've ever worked with?
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Okay, we're not
doing any of that.
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We're only stopping
for food and sleep.
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Well, listen, Jack,
you can choose to be angry
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that I'm along on
your little secret mission
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or you can tell me
what's going on.
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Come on, what are
the chances I'd tell Dr. L?
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60, 70% tops.
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Mid 80s.
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I don't know,
I'd probably tell her.
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[4 Non Blondes'
"What's up?" playing]
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Hey hey hey hey,
hey hey hey, I said "Hey"
...
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Music cannot quell my curiosity!
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["Take Me Home,
Country Roads" playing]
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- Please tell me your secret.
- Morgan, I'm warning you.
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If you keep asking me,
you're not gonna like it.
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No, no, no, I can help you.
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Please? Come on.
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Hello!
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Are you giving me
the silent treatment?
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Okay, so the silent
treatment doesn't work.
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Grandmother gave me
the silent treatment.
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She didn't talk to
me for eight months.
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- I never stopped talking.
- [inhales deeply]
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Turns out she had
a pretty severe stroke.
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["Take Me Home,
Country Roads" playing]
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Well, I've decided, because
of the way you're treating me,
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I'm not going to share
my delicious soft pretzel with you
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that I'm about to
buy in that store.
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So can I please borrow $2
for a soft pretzel, please?
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Dr. C, please?
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I hate the silent treatment.
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The truth is, this is agony.
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Real classy.
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Get a pretzel for yourself
and don't share it.
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No! What?
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Why would you do that?
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Come on, man!
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Goddamn one percenter.
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["Take Me Home,
Country Roads" playing]
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Well, it's a new day,
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and I don't even want
to hear your secret.
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Someone told me it's
not even a good secret,
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so I'm just gonna sit
here and read my book.
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And I know earlier I said
sometimes I get nauseous
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when I read in the car,
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but I don't think that's
gonna be a prob...
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[retches] Oh! Oh, oh.
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Oh! Oh.
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["Take Me Home,
Country Roads" playing]
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Dr. C,
I threw up also back here,
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but I did it quiet.
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I can't take any more
of the silent treatment.
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It's gonna do permanent
psychological harm.
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[sighs]
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You sadistic son of a bitch.
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I hope while we're on this trip,
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Dr. L meets another
doctor with a giant penis
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and Leo calls him Daddy.
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Oh, you didn't like that?
Do you want to say something?
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'Cause I'm picturing
your fiancee getting plowed
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by some Protestant radiologist
with a huge wiener.
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And then when he's
done with her,
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he's gonna take Leo
to a Red Sox game.
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Ow! Ow, ow, stop. Eyes on
the road. Stop, stop. Ow, ow.
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Dear God,
please take care of Mindy,
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baby Leo, Ma, little Danny,
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Richie,
and whoever Richie's dating.
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And that's it, no one else.
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[clears throat]
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Dear Sweet Jesus Christ,
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if Dr. C keeps this up,
I ask that you kill me.
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'Cause I can't take it anymore.
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Also, I hope you help him in
his secret little mission.
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I know it's really weighing
on him, whatever it is.
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I want to help him
but he won't tell me, so...
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And please don't let grandmother
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fall out of
the Stair Genie again.
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I can't. She should only
use it to go up and down.
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She shouldn't sit in
it recreationally.
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["Take Me Home,
Country Roads" playing]
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[sighs]
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Hey, Morgan.
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Oh, God! Oh, my God.
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Okay, stop.
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Look, I'm ready
to start talking.
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Thank you so much.
My prayers have been answered.
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Look, I'm sorry about before,
and I just want to say
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the reason I didn't want
you to come on the trip
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is because I've been really
emotional about my dad,
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and I didn't want
you to see me cry.
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I get it.
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Okay. Look, I thought...
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I thought maybe to
make it up to you,
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we could take a slight detour.
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Are we in Catoosa, Oklahoma?
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We sure are, pal.
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Eddie. Eddie.
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There it is,
Eddie from "Frasier's" grave.
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My book says this
is the holy grail
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of celebrity pet monuments.
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Yeah, yeah, you told me,
several times.
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"Eating tossed salad
and scrambled eggs in heaven."
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What the hell does
that even mean?
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We'll never know, but...
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It's the theme song.
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From "Frasier,"
the show he was on.
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Never saw it.
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You know what I liked? "Hunter."
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You ever see "Hunter"?
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Hey, you know, why don't you...
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why don't you get
in there with Eddie?
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I'll take a picture
of both of you guys.
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Would you like that?
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Mm-hmm.
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Get in there.
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Let's... let's get a bunch.
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Yeah, yeah, go nice and wide.
That's good.
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Okay, smile. Oh, that's great.
We got it right there.
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- We got it.
- Wait, Dr. C.
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Dr. C!
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I'll be back in a couple hours.
249
00:09:24,488 --> 00:09:26,790
You lied to me! You're going
on your secret mission.
250
00:09:26,791 --> 00:09:28,625
- Sorry!
- Of all the times
251
00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:31,328
I have been abandoned at
a celebrity pet grave,
252
00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:32,928
this is the most hurtful!
253
00:09:32,929 --> 00:09:35,932
[suspicious music]
254
00:09:35,933 --> 00:09:39,933
255
00:09:46,008 --> 00:09:48,376
- [bicycle bell dings]
- Dr. C, wait.
256
00:09:48,377 --> 00:09:49,644
Are you kidding me?
257
00:09:49,645 --> 00:09:51,746
Morgan, what the hell
are you doing here?
258
00:09:51,747 --> 00:09:53,414
What is going on?
259
00:09:53,415 --> 00:09:54,515
Who's in that house?
260
00:09:54,516 --> 00:09:55,983
Are you gay?
Are you attracted to me?
261
00:09:55,984 --> 00:09:57,318
Why not?
262
00:09:57,319 --> 00:09:59,186
Okay, look, I lied.
263
00:09:59,187 --> 00:10:01,254
I do have a secret,
and now I have to make it right.
264
00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:03,023
What?
265
00:10:03,024 --> 00:10:05,559
Dad, is that you?
266
00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,461
Hey.
267
00:10:12,532 --> 00:10:13,799
- Hey.
- Uh, hey.
268
00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,967
Hey.
269
00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:19,371
Wow. Eric, it's nice to see you.
270
00:10:19,372 --> 00:10:21,673
- Or meet you, I guess.
- Yeah, you too.
271
00:10:21,674 --> 00:10:23,375
[coughs] Introduce me.
272
00:10:23,376 --> 00:10:25,043
This is Morgan, my coworker.
273
00:10:25,044 --> 00:10:27,378
Coworker? I wish you
didn't introduce me at all.
274
00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:28,946
Didn't want to.
Didn't want you to come.
275
00:10:28,947 --> 00:10:31,615
Anyway, this is Eric,
who is looking like
276
00:10:31,616 --> 00:10:33,951
he's a product of
my wilder days.
277
00:10:33,952 --> 00:10:35,585
Uh-huh. [laughs]
278
00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:37,221
Eric, give us one sec, okay?
279
00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:39,021
You son of a bitch.
280
00:10:39,022 --> 00:10:40,757
You had a secret
family the whole time
281
00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:42,759
and you never once
told them about me?
282
00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:43,926
Is your name even Dr. C?
283
00:10:43,927 --> 00:10:45,595
No, I didn't have
a secret family.
284
00:10:45,596 --> 00:10:47,362
Eric only e-mailed
me a month ago.
285
00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:48,998
I didn't want to tell anybody
until I knew it was real.
286
00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:50,733
In case I was being catfished.
287
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,701
I heard that.
288
00:10:52,702 --> 00:10:54,336
I told you about when
I went to Montreal, right?
289
00:10:54,337 --> 00:10:56,037
Yeah, and you were...
both: Severely beaten
290
00:10:56,038 --> 00:10:58,139
by a man that you thought
was a female prostitute.
291
00:10:58,140 --> 00:10:59,573
Okay, we'll talk about it later.
292
00:10:59,574 --> 00:11:01,176
- Really embarrassing.
- Anyway, I figured
293
00:11:01,177 --> 00:11:03,577
we'd stop here on the way
and sort things out.
294
00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:06,680
Eric, how'd you find me anyway?
295
00:11:06,681 --> 00:11:08,549
Well, I asked my mom
for years who my dad was
296
00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:10,049
and then finally
she told me that she met
297
00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:12,819
a handsome,
young med student named Dan
298
00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,721
at a Billy Joel concert in 1999.
299
00:11:14,722 --> 00:11:17,524
Evelyn, she was the only
other person in the crowd
300
00:11:17,525 --> 00:11:20,393
that knew all the words to
"We Didn't Start the Fire."
301
00:11:20,394 --> 00:11:22,127
I just can't believe
you're here, Dad!
302
00:11:22,128 --> 00:11:24,163
- Whoa, whoa.
- Easy.
303
00:11:24,164 --> 00:11:26,299
Eric, honey, your friends
are too early for the party.
304
00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:29,768
I got to get the pizza at
the gas station. Oh, my God!
305
00:11:29,769 --> 00:11:31,569
Dan, is that you?
306
00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:34,071
Evelyn, hi.
307
00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:35,406
You haven't changed.
308
00:11:35,407 --> 00:11:38,208
What did you do, Eric?
309
00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:40,011
Eric, you want to talk?
310
00:11:40,012 --> 00:11:41,512
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
311
00:11:41,513 --> 00:11:44,749
Okay. Let's go out back.
312
00:11:46,884 --> 00:11:49,085
All right.
313
00:11:49,086 --> 00:11:52,989
- Oh, hey, you got a swing.
- Yeah.
314
00:11:52,990 --> 00:11:54,424
You want me to give you a push?
315
00:11:54,425 --> 00:11:56,759
No, no, maybe later.
316
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,527
So you got a birthday coming up.
317
00:11:58,528 --> 00:12:00,029
Yeah, next week,
318
00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:01,831
but I convinced mom to let
me have the party today
319
00:12:01,832 --> 00:12:03,331
because I knew you were coming.
320
00:12:03,332 --> 00:12:06,302
I just wanted my friends
to see that I had a dad,
321
00:12:06,303 --> 00:12:09,704
especially Tyler.
He's got two dads.
322
00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:11,505
Yeah, I know where
you're coming from.
323
00:12:11,506 --> 00:12:14,041
I mean, my dad,
he wasn't around much.
324
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:16,810
But I need you to know
the only reason I wasn't here
325
00:12:16,811 --> 00:12:18,011
is because I didn't
know about you.
326
00:12:18,012 --> 00:12:20,880
Thanks. That means a lot.
327
00:12:20,881 --> 00:12:22,783
But hell,
we could start right now.
328
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,885
Anything I could do?
Anything you need?
329
00:12:25,886 --> 00:12:27,688
Yeah, I just need for
you to move to Oklahoma
330
00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:30,723
and marry my mom.
331
00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:33,326
Well, I'm so glad you guys
could make it out here.
332
00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:36,028
It's been a great
place to raise Eric.
333
00:12:36,029 --> 00:12:38,364
You know, everyone owns a gun
here, so there's no crime.
334
00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:41,066
It's just accidents
and suicides.
335
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:43,034
Wow. Speaking of accidents,
336
00:12:43,035 --> 00:12:45,170
Eric seems like a real winner.
337
00:12:45,171 --> 00:12:47,171
Yeah, I just can't
believe he's 16.
338
00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:49,707
He's growing like a weed.
339
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:50,941
Yeah, he is really tall.
340
00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:53,244
Oh, he's the tallest
one in his grade.
341
00:12:53,245 --> 00:12:56,579
At the fair, he got a blue
ribbon for reaching things.
342
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:58,315
It's kind of a boring town.
343
00:12:58,316 --> 00:13:00,250
That's really curious.
344
00:13:00,251 --> 00:13:02,285
Eric doesn't seem to
take after you or Dr. C,
345
00:13:02,286 --> 00:13:04,653
tall, blue eyes.
346
00:13:04,654 --> 00:13:08,024
Oh. Oh, no,
I just have bad posture now,
347
00:13:08,025 --> 00:13:10,393
but I was just as tall
as him when I was growing up.
348
00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:12,194
Hmm.
349
00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:15,030
And that's our angel, Leo.
350
00:13:15,031 --> 00:13:17,732
Hmm, seems like
the perfect little family.
351
00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:20,801
Yeah. I'm really lucky.
352
00:13:20,802 --> 00:13:22,570
Oh, God, she has her
pants off in that one.
353
00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:24,405
So what's my brother like?
354
00:13:24,406 --> 00:13:26,774
He's got a much better
name than stupid Eric.
355
00:13:26,775 --> 00:13:28,209
What? Eric's a great name.
356
00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,211
It's not stupid.
I know a lot of great Erics.
357
00:13:30,212 --> 00:13:32,445
Okay, name one.
358
00:13:32,446 --> 00:13:34,014
Eric Stoltz, okay.
359
00:13:34,015 --> 00:13:35,882
He was almost in
"Back to the Future."
360
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,718
Michael J. Fox replaced him,
like, two weeks into filming.
361
00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:40,186
Yeah, you're right.
362
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,188
Look, if I had been there,
I would have named you
363
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,590
something cool, like Lionel.
364
00:13:43,591 --> 00:13:45,524
- Lionel?
- Yeah.
365
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,226
God, that's such a great name.
366
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,228
Why are you even here,
to brag about your awesome life
367
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,095
and then just go
back to New York?
368
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,397
No, no, no.
I wanted to meet you.
369
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,666
I was passing through
to go to California.
370
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,501
You know, my...
my dad had a heart attack.
371
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,001
Grandpa had a heart attack?
372
00:13:58,002 --> 00:14:00,504
You didn't even know him.
373
00:14:00,505 --> 00:14:01,605
Look, I don't want to go.
374
00:14:01,606 --> 00:14:03,775
I mean, he wasn't a great dad.
375
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:07,412
Neither were you, you dick.
376
00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:12,082
These are beautiful
family photos.
377
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,351
Interesting, he's got brown
eyes and she's got brown eyes.
378
00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,452
But this old man,
379
00:14:16,453 --> 00:14:18,187
brown eyes.
380
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:20,156
You know,
I think Eric got his blue eyes
381
00:14:20,157 --> 00:14:22,224
from somebody on Danny's
side of the family.
382
00:14:22,225 --> 00:14:24,794
Ah, yeah, probably.
383
00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:27,530
There's just one little problem
with your theory there, lady.
384
00:14:27,531 --> 00:14:29,531
It's garbage.
385
00:14:29,532 --> 00:14:30,665
- What?
- Yeah.
386
00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:32,533
Why?
387
00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:34,302
Because that man's fiancee
had me dig through his genealogy
388
00:14:34,303 --> 00:14:35,870
to find out if
there was any chance
389
00:14:35,871 --> 00:14:37,438
that she could have
blue-eyed children.
390
00:14:37,439 --> 00:14:38,939
And I still have
the scratch marks
391
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,774
from when I told her
it was impossible.
392
00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:42,476
- You're busted.
- Okay, I admit it.
393
00:14:42,477 --> 00:14:44,477
Danny is not Eric's dad.
394
00:14:44,478 --> 00:14:45,878
Eric's real dad is a big jerk
395
00:14:45,879 --> 00:14:47,780
and he wanted nothing
to do with us.
396
00:14:47,781 --> 00:14:50,583
Okay, got it. Go outside
and tell him the truth right now!
397
00:14:50,584 --> 00:14:52,085
That's gonna crush Eric.
398
00:14:52,086 --> 00:14:54,320
It's his 16th birthday,
399
00:14:54,321 --> 00:14:57,389
and I don't have enough
money to get him a car
400
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:59,858
or even get him
a name-brand cake.
401
00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:01,660
Spider hero?
402
00:15:01,661 --> 00:15:03,028
Okay, don't care.
403
00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:04,930
You need to get out there
and make it right, Mama.
404
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:07,164
Can we please just wait
till after the party?
405
00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:09,333
He's just so happy
to have Danny here.
406
00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:10,468
Please.
407
00:15:10,469 --> 00:15:13,070
[sighs] Yeah, I guess so.
408
00:15:13,071 --> 00:15:15,071
I mean, they do seem
to be getting along.
409
00:15:15,072 --> 00:15:16,941
Oh, God!
410
00:15:16,942 --> 00:15:18,476
Oh, my God!
411
00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:20,778
Hey, get off him, kid.
Pick on someone your own size.
412
00:15:20,779 --> 00:15:21,845
Come on! Oh, oh, oh!
413
00:15:21,846 --> 00:15:24,314
No, no, no.
Let him go. Let him go.
414
00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:26,282
Okay, let him hit me if
he wants to hit me, okay?
415
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:27,651
- No.
- Yes.
416
00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:28,484
Castellano men
express their feelings
417
00:15:28,485 --> 00:15:29,718
through fighting or dancing.
418
00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,454
It's either the fists
or the foot.
419
00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,355
Except he's not a Castellano.
420
00:15:33,356 --> 00:15:34,857
[gasps] What?
421
00:15:34,858 --> 00:15:36,557
Stop it. You knew already.
422
00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:38,127
- You?
- I just found out.
423
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:41,462
Eric...
424
00:15:41,463 --> 00:15:43,598
Danny is not your dad.
425
00:15:43,599 --> 00:15:45,999
What? He's not?
426
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,003
Well, then why'd
you tell me he was?
427
00:15:49,004 --> 00:15:51,772
Because Danny is smart
and he's educated,
428
00:15:51,773 --> 00:15:52,807
and I just wanted you to think
429
00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:55,208
that you came from
something good.
430
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:57,677
Well, great.
431
00:15:57,678 --> 00:15:59,479
Thanks for ruining
my birthday, Mom.
432
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,247
Oh, if my friends ask for me,
433
00:16:01,248 --> 00:16:04,183
just tell 'em I'm up in my room
looking up how to do drugs.
434
00:16:04,184 --> 00:16:06,452
[grunts]
435
00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:08,653
I'm sorry I lied.
436
00:16:08,654 --> 00:16:10,589
I had no idea
that he would reach out to you.
437
00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:12,524
Okay, I'm outta here.
438
00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:13,892
No, no.
439
00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:16,261
Why did you have to
be so perceptive?
440
00:16:16,262 --> 00:16:17,429
It's just my way.
441
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,897
[scoffs]
442
00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:23,133
Eric, come back, honey.
I'm sorry.
443
00:16:23,134 --> 00:16:24,902
Unbelievable.
444
00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:27,236
I don't know what's worse
about Castellano men,
445
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,639
how gullible we are or that we hate
the feeling of condoms.
446
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,175
Just wait, listen to me. I am
just as mad as you are, okay?
447
00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:35,345
But ask yourself this,
what is the best revenge?
448
00:16:35,346 --> 00:16:37,814
Helping the people
who lied to us.
449
00:16:37,815 --> 00:16:39,615
Why the hell would I do that?
450
00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,650
Okay, all I know, man,
is this kid, Eric,
451
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,619
he planned his whole birthday
around meeting his dad.
452
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:44,787
He's gonna be so embarrassed.
453
00:16:44,788 --> 00:16:46,188
All right,
I got my own problems, okay?
454
00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:47,989
Everyone's got problems, okay!
455
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:50,625
I got a bad back,
back hair, bacne,
456
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:52,526
other stuff with my back.
My front is a mess.
457
00:16:52,527 --> 00:16:54,995
The point is, I'm staying.
458
00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:57,531
Great! I've been trying to
get rid of you the whole trip.
459
00:16:57,532 --> 00:17:00,935
You know what? I only came
along with you so we could bond.
460
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,536
You know,
before Leo was in the picture,
461
00:17:02,537 --> 00:17:04,638
you and I would make plans.
462
00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:06,140
And yes,
you would always cancel them,
463
00:17:06,141 --> 00:17:08,408
but now,
you don't even make 'em.
464
00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:10,443
This was supposed to be
our "Thelma & Louise."
465
00:17:10,444 --> 00:17:12,145
They died at
the end of that movie.
466
00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:14,114
Exactly.
467
00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:15,482
Dr. C.
468
00:17:15,483 --> 00:17:16,783
See, I know you're
starting the car,
469
00:17:16,784 --> 00:17:19,552
but you're not gonna drive away.
470
00:17:24,991 --> 00:17:27,392
[cell phone rings]
471
00:17:27,393 --> 00:17:28,827
- Hey, sweetheart.
- Hey, babe.
472
00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:30,461
How's the road trip?
473
00:17:30,462 --> 00:17:32,630
Being in the Midwest make
you realize how skinny I am?
474
00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:36,099
It's... it's going good.
We're in Oklahoma.
475
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,468
Oklahoma? Did you see Eddie
from "Frasier's" grave?
476
00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:40,103
I hear it's amazing.
477
00:17:40,104 --> 00:17:41,772
- How... how's Leo doing?
- [crying]
478
00:17:41,773 --> 00:17:44,040
Is that him crying? Put him on.
479
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,275
Oh, I was hoping
you would say that.
480
00:17:45,276 --> 00:17:47,943
- All right, you're on speaker.
- Hey, Leo.
481
00:17:47,944 --> 00:17:49,845
I hear you're giving
your ma a hard time.
482
00:17:49,846 --> 00:17:51,714
Look, I get it.
483
00:17:51,715 --> 00:17:53,949
If I was cooped up with her
all day, I'd be crying, too.
484
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:55,116
Huh? What are you saying to him?
485
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,420
Listen, buddy, I love you, okay.
486
00:17:58,421 --> 00:18:00,121
- [crying]
- Come on, stop crying.
487
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,357
It's okay.
I can't wait to see you again.
488
00:18:02,358 --> 00:18:03,458
I'm gonna be home soon.
489
00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:05,927
See, it's gonna be okay.
490
00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:08,395
Now, do me a favor,
be good for your ma.
491
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:11,064
Oh, my God. Danny, it worked.
492
00:18:11,065 --> 00:18:12,065
You're, like, a hypnotist.
493
00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:14,268
I just told him I loved him.
494
00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:16,170
See that, Leo?
495
00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:18,738
Aren't you lucky to
have such a great dad?
496
00:18:18,739 --> 00:18:21,407
Oh, honey, there's
a commercial on that I love,
497
00:18:21,408 --> 00:18:23,568
and I don't want to press pause.
Okay, I love you. Bye.
498
00:18:26,079 --> 00:18:27,980
[OutKast's "Hey, Yah" playing]
499
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,283
My baby don't mess around
because she loves me so
500
00:18:30,284 --> 00:18:31,584
Cheer up, sweetie.
501
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:34,319
I got the pop from
the fancy dollar store.
502
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,922
Can't you try to
enjoy your birthday?
503
00:18:36,923 --> 00:18:39,758
Enjoy what, no dad?
504
00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:42,560
Of course Tyler
brought his dads.
505
00:18:42,561 --> 00:18:45,196
Oh, honey,
we're just as good as them.
506
00:18:45,197 --> 00:18:48,933
Eric, son, it's me, your father.
507
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:52,202
I'm back from the golf club,
and I'm ready to meet your friends.
508
00:18:52,203 --> 00:18:54,604
Oh, oh, oh!
509
00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:55,972
Oh! Oh!
510
00:18:55,973 --> 00:18:58,842
Aah! Don't look at me.
511
00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:01,110
Keep partying.
Oh, this is so embarrassing.
512
00:19:01,111 --> 00:19:02,945
Dude, is that really your dad?
513
00:19:02,946 --> 00:19:04,947
Leave me alone. I'm his dad.
514
00:19:04,948 --> 00:19:08,750
No, I'm his dad.
515
00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:12,754
Now, I know this might
seem a little weird,
516
00:19:12,755 --> 00:19:16,324
but I'm really glad to be here
517
00:19:16,325 --> 00:19:18,059
to celebrate Eric's birthday.
518
00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:21,595
I can't take the credit,
but Eric is a great kid.
519
00:19:21,596 --> 00:19:25,833
He's smart, resourceful,
got a hell of a left hook.
520
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,235
You all should be
lucky to know him.
521
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:32,706
Happy birthday.
522
00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:35,375
- All right.
- Thanks.
523
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:37,309
Dr. C, I think I broke my neck.
524
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,278
You didn't break your neck,
I can see your toes moving.
525
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,546
They are?
526
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,114
[rock music]
527
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,816
This was fun.
528
00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,951
You know, it's been a while
since I sat with some teens
529
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,619
and talked about Christ.
530
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,220
Oh, that part was weird.
531
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,689
Look, Eric, I meant
everything I said in there.
532
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,857
You're a great kid.
533
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,858
And when you think
about your dad,
534
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:56,193
I want you to remember this,
535
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,128
resentment is when
you take the poison
536
00:19:58,129 --> 00:19:59,830
and you hope
the other guy gets sick.
537
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:02,799
That's good. Thanks.
538
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,468
- Thank you.
- He's smart.
539
00:20:05,469 --> 00:20:06,969
That was amazing.
540
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,772
Yeah. I got it from
the Dr. Phil calendar.
541
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:12,742
- No way.
- Thanks again, Danny.
542
00:20:12,743 --> 00:20:16,743
And I hope you patch
things up with your dad.
543
00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:20,348
Thanks. Hey, I never gave
you a birthday present.
544
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,650
What do you got.
545
00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:23,818
What is that, like,
a leftover gift card?
546
00:20:23,819 --> 00:20:27,122
Why don't you take these?
547
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:29,690
What? Whoa, wait.
Hey, really? A car?
548
00:20:29,691 --> 00:20:31,525
- No.
- Yeah, and if you get
549
00:20:31,526 --> 00:20:33,660
a hot date, there's plenty
of room in the backseat.
550
00:20:33,661 --> 00:20:35,462
Now, you're lucky
you're not a Castellano
551
00:20:35,463 --> 00:20:37,630
'cause, as your mom will tell
you, we don't like to wear...
552
00:20:37,631 --> 00:20:39,199
Okay, Dan, we... we get it.
553
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,934
Happy birthday, kid.
554
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,435
Happy birthday,
but that's not the gift.
555
00:20:42,436 --> 00:20:45,805
That's not... Hey, how are
we supposed to get to California?
556
00:20:45,806 --> 00:20:47,607
We'll take a bus.
It's not that far.
557
00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:49,608
It's 34 hours away, dude.
558
00:20:49,609 --> 00:20:51,043
I wanted to do something
nice for the kid.
559
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,611
You don't even know him, man!
560
00:20:52,612 --> 00:20:54,947
Okay, I wait hand and foot
on you, and you gave me
561
00:20:54,948 --> 00:20:57,249
a free T-shirt from
your bank for my birthday.
562
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,151
No, no, no, wait, wait.
I'm incredulous.
563
00:21:00,152 --> 00:21:01,687
I'm incredulous.
564
00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:06,263
Look, the bus driver gave
me this to give to you.
565
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:09,800
He wants to make you
an honorary captain.
566
00:21:13,237 --> 00:21:15,605
Look, I know you're
bummed about the car.
567
00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:18,041
We could have been in
a climate-controlled car.
568
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,442
We could have listened
to Howard Stern.
569
00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:21,878
Yeah, but helping out Eric
and staying for the party,
570
00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:23,413
that was the right thing to do.
571
00:21:23,414 --> 00:21:25,280
So thank you.
572
00:21:25,281 --> 00:21:29,750
I'm really glad you went
on this trip with me.
573
00:21:29,751 --> 00:21:31,986
You know, you tried to ditch me,
like, three or four times.
574
00:21:31,987 --> 00:21:33,287
Yeah, I know.
575
00:21:33,288 --> 00:21:35,022
- Hurt my feelings.
- I'm sorry.
576
00:21:35,023 --> 00:21:36,691
Can you promise me right now
you'll never do it again?
577
00:21:36,692 --> 00:21:39,025
- I might do it again.
- I know.
578
00:21:39,026 --> 00:21:40,761
You know,
I was thinking about my dad.
579
00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:43,029
I mean, my dad's around,
you know?
580
00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:46,066
I got to work out
my stuff with him.
581
00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:50,137
I just... I can't go there,
just get him a nurse, and split.
582
00:21:50,138 --> 00:21:54,573
I mean, who knows,
this might be my last chance.
583
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:58,277
That's nice.
584
00:21:58,278 --> 00:22:01,013
I almost forgot
to show you this.
585
00:22:01,014 --> 00:22:04,482
I did get a picture of you
and Eddie at the grave.
586
00:22:04,483 --> 00:22:06,718
That's the best photo of
me anyone's ever taken.
587
00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:08,119
I look stunning.
588
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,154
You do.
589
00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:11,939
I look like a young
Andre the Giant.
590
00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:16,045
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