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Another refill, boys?
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- Oh, no, I'm good.
- Me too.
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Free or not, a man can only
drink so much iced tea.
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Hit me.
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What? It's bottomless beverage day.
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I intend to find the bottom.
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Haskell, how are you holding it in?
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I've had to pee twice just watching you.
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Oh, well...
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The Lutzes are known for
their incredible bladder control.
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We look at it as compensation
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for colorblindness and tiny feet.
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- Hi, hi.
- Hey.
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Nicki, this came to the office today.
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Oh, it's my divorce papers.
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It's final.
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You know, it's kind of bittersweet
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when you think about the
years you spend... hello, check!
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Oh.
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Oh, that's a tidy, little sum.
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A lot of interesting
things can be done with that, huh?
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IRA, money market fund,
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or, if you're looking for
something a little sexier,
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tax-free bond.
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What kind of sex are you having?
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We share a wall.
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None. Mm.
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[Laughs]
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I'm surprised that Holly's not
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delivering Nicki's divorce
papers in person, you know?
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She usually likes to make a moment of it.
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I remember she told me I was a strong man
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with a great life ahead of me, and...
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I couldn't really hear the rest.
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I was sobbing like a sea captain's widow.
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Where is Holly?
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We haven't seen her since the engagement.
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Yeah, she hasn't been in the office.
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Although, I'm not complaining.
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I kind of like my four-hour lunches.
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I can't believe she agreed to marry Charles
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and allow herself to be
used as a political pawn.
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I mean, the Holly that I know
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is a down-to-earth, sensible woman.
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Hello, everyone!
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My fiance Charles and I just
spent the loveliest afternoon
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at Gracie Mansion with the mayor,
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who happens to be a very
close personal friend
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of my fiance, Charles.
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He's my rock.
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Wake up. I'm trying to show off my ring.
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[Overlapping compliments]
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That's it? Where's the...
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"Way to go Holly"? Or at least,
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"hey, if you can do it, anyone can?"
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Well, frankly, we don't know what to think.
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We never thought you'd say yes.
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Why wouldn't I?
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Because, hon, the reason he
wants to get married so fast
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is to help him get elected to the senate.
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Are you forgetting that I was the one
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who originally set the date for next week?
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It just so happens it
works for Charles, too.
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How magical is that?
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The universe has sent me the perfect
man, and we're in love.
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Well, I think I know a thing or two
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about affairs of the
heart. Let me settle this.
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Hmm.
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Let's see, a princess
cut, excellent clarity,
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about 2.3 carats.
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Yep.
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This is love.
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Oh, hey, Holly, I wanted to...
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what the what?
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- Nice ice!
- Now that's a reaction!
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Ohh, look at you about to get married.
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I used to have a smile like that.
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Oh.
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Now I'm divorced.
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And I have a bigger one. Ah!
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In fact, tonight, I want to celebrate.
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Party on me.
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- Oh, yeah!
- I will be here.
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Yeah, really? You're really gonna be here?
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Yeah, why wouldn't I?
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Well, you sure you have
time for us common folk?
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Yeah, you don't have a gala at Wayne Manor
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with Commissioner Gordon?
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Okay, knock it off.
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Look, I know I've been a little busy,
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but there's nobody more important
to me than you guys.
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Aw. [Phone rings]
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Charles. See ya.
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[Upbeat music]
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[excited panting]
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Why are you walking like that?
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I got two gallons of iced tea in me,
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and it wants out!
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What happened to the Lutz bladder control?
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Even a Lutz has his limits.
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Cover me. I'm gonna use this bush.
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No! No, no!
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I said cover me! I got to go!
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[Frantic panting] Then so do I.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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[Panting]
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Uh! Anybody got a bathroom I could use?
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[Whining]
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Please! I'll give you ten bucks!
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For ten bucks, you can use mine.
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[Relieved chuckle] Yeah.
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You can use mine for seven!
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Seven! Seven.
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I'll do it for five.
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Five it is!
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[Laughs] All right!
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Buzz me in!
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[Panting] Buzz me in!
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[Door buzzing] [Stammers]
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Hi, Charles.
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What did you want to see me about?
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Something that couldn't wait.
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- What?
- I missed you.
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Aww.
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I missed you, too.
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Hey, what do you say we
sneak off and go somewhere alone?
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I haven't had you to
myself since the engagement.
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Oh, I would love to, but
I'm booked all day.
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Life of a congressman.
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All right, well, if you're not available,
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could you at least be a little less hot?
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[Laughs]
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Oh, am I interrupting something?
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- Yeah.
- Anyway...
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The car is waiting downstairs,
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and you don't want to be
tardy for the school board.
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Oh, that just came out.
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I didn't mean to be so whimsical.
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I'm sure it won't happen again.
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[Chuckles]
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I'll call you this afternoon.
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Okay.
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Holly, while you're here,
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let's go over your schedule for tonight.
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Tonight? Wait, uh-oh,
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that's gonna be a problem.
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I have plans with friends.
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Friends? You know...
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People you hang out with
who occasionally make you smile?
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How about a compromise?
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There is no reason you can't
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fulfill your political
duties and still make your party.
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Okay, great.
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You will have 12 minutes.
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12 minutes? It's gonna take me that long
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just to do my mocking impression of you.
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You'll do what we call "the French leave."
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You make a big, splashy entrance,
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make sure everyone knows you're there,
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and then when no one is looking,
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you slip out like a thief in the night.
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So basically you want
me to bail on my friends?
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Either that or let the congressman down.
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Holly...
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He is depending on you.
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Are you sure this French leave thing works?
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Of course.
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Right now, my mother
thinks I'm at lunch with her.
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Hey, look, it's Miss Bitter America.
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Mm.
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Eden made me wear it for the party.
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It's dumb, right?
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Oh, that's right, I'm single.
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Oh, good. You're all here.
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You know how I'm always saying
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that I got a million-dollar idea,
but this time I really do?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, this time, I really do.
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You wanna hear it?
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Ooh, I don't, but it's like a horror movie.
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You know you shouldn't open the door,
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but you just can't help yourself.
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Don't you open that door, Stuart.
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Don't you dare open that door.
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I can't help it. What's the idea?
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A network... Of toilets.
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Are you happy, Stuart? You opened the door.
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Lady and gentlemen, I
am going to create an app
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which connects those with
bathrooms to those in need,
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and I call it...
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Pee harmony.
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Like an airbnb for toilets? I get it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Because we need a select
group of investors with vision
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and a passable credit score.
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What?
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Well, what are you looking to get?
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- I mean...
- Whoa, are you crazy?
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I'm not gonna let you take
your settlement money
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and literally flush it down the toilet.
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I'm sorry, Haskell. Maybe Stuart's right.
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I should wait for a safer investment.
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Okay.
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But if you can find something safer
than time-sharing toilets,
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be my guest.
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What am I, the designated drinker?
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- Oh.
- This is a party, people.
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- Get your drink on!
- Yes, okay.
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- That liquor is brown.
- [Laughs]
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Hello, everyone. Look who's here.
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Holly's here.
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Hi, Nicki. Hi, Stuart.
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I'm here.
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Hi, Eden, I made it.
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- Phil, look, I'm here.
- Hey.
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- Hi, Haskell, I...
- Yeah, yes, you're here.
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- We get it.
- Oh, okay, good.
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Ah, yes, to party with my favorite peeps.
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Okay, well, let me get you a drink.
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- Or cut you off.
- No.
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No, let me buy a round. It's on me.
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Oh, come on. I can't let you do that.
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Why not? It's your party,
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and I'll buy if I want to.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho.
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Look, I made a joke at 8:17. Remember that.
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Could you send a round of
drinks to that table over there?
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Hi.
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Would you excuse me?
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Listen, you guys, I... just for a minute.
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Just for a sec... hey.
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- Hi.
- What are you doing?
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- Nothing.
- Yeah?
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'Cause it looks like you just got here
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and you're trying to sneak...
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Oh, my god! You're doing the French leave.
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- The French what?
- What's going on?
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Holly's doing the French leave.
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I should have known it.
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She came in way too hot.
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Whoa, hey.
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What's happening?
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Holly's French leaving us.
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I'm being French leaved at my own party?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You can't pull off the
French leave with so few people.
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Exactly. For a crowd this size,
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you go with the Mexican back-out.
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How do you all know about this?
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How do you think we get
out of your Christmas parties?
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What's with the games, Holly?
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I'm sorry. I wanted to be here.
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I really did. But...
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Charles has all these
events I'm supposed to go to.
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Well, then you should just go.
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I mean, it's part of your new life.
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Yeah, I know we gave you a
hard time, but we get it.
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Yeah, you got responsibilities.
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I mean, you're the congressman's fiance.
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Yeah, we understand.
262
00:09:29,581 --> 00:09:31,315
Just give me my gift and go.
263
00:09:31,316 --> 00:09:32,316
[All laughing]
264
00:09:32,317 --> 00:09:33,317
I'm kidding. Go.
265
00:09:33,318 --> 00:09:34,318
Okay.
266
00:09:34,319 --> 00:09:35,319
But you can mail it to me, though.
267
00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,987
Okay, all right. All right.
268
00:09:36,988 --> 00:09:38,021
All right, bye, guys.
269
00:09:38,022 --> 00:09:39,823
- Bye.
- Uhhuh.
270
00:09:39,824 --> 00:09:43,861
[Indistinct chatter]
271
00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,462
- [Laughs]
- Everybody have one?
272
00:09:45,463 --> 00:09:46,463
- Yeah.
- I got one.
273
00:09:46,464 --> 00:09:47,498
- Yes, I have.
- I got two.
274
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:51,068
[Indistinct chatting and laughing]
275
00:09:51,069 --> 00:09:53,003
What? Let's get this party started.
276
00:09:53,004 --> 00:09:55,672
[All cheering]
277
00:09:55,673 --> 00:09:57,442
Give me a shot.
278
00:10:01,079 --> 00:10:03,113
- To Nicki!
- Nicki!
279
00:10:03,114 --> 00:10:04,748
Oh, wait, that's me.
280
00:10:04,749 --> 00:10:06,550
I thought I looked familiar. To Nicki!
281
00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:08,619
[Laughs]
282
00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:12,956
Ah, the laugh is back. [Chuckles]
283
00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:15,159
I missed that hearty honk.
284
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,394
What? You mean you're not a fan
285
00:10:17,395 --> 00:10:19,730
of the new one?
"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!"
286
00:10:19,731 --> 00:10:20,731
No, no, no. It's more like this.
287
00:10:20,732 --> 00:10:22,299
"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
288
00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,301
No, no, it's like,
"whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo."
289
00:10:24,302 --> 00:10:25,502
[Laughs]
290
00:10:25,503 --> 00:10:27,771
How dare you.
291
00:10:27,772 --> 00:10:29,006
It was like, "oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!"
292
00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:33,410
- Yes!
- [All laughing]
293
00:10:33,411 --> 00:10:35,813
Nicki, sweetie, are you okay?
294
00:10:35,814 --> 00:10:37,881
Honey, you're pale, and
your eyes look glassy.
295
00:10:37,882 --> 00:10:39,483
- Oh.
- They are?
296
00:10:39,484 --> 00:10:41,452
Is there a doctor in the house?
297
00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:44,088
- I'm a
doctor. - Wha-what? Oh.
298
00:10:44,089 --> 00:10:45,322
Do I look sick?
299
00:10:45,323 --> 00:10:47,658
You do. But don't worry.
300
00:10:47,659 --> 00:10:49,426
I got the cure.
301
00:10:49,427 --> 00:10:51,495
[Rock music plays]
302
00:10:51,496 --> 00:10:53,397
[Laughs]
303
00:10:53,398 --> 00:10:55,332
Eden, you didn't!
304
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:56,533
Happy divorce!
305
00:10:56,534 --> 00:10:57,801
Oh, my god.
306
00:10:57,802 --> 00:11:00,337
You are a naughty little thing, aren't you?
307
00:11:00,338 --> 00:11:01,438
I don't want to hear that from you.
308
00:11:01,439 --> 00:11:03,740
I want to hear that from the doctor.
309
00:11:03,741 --> 00:11:06,143
Hey, doc, over here. I'm the sick one.
310
00:11:06,144 --> 00:11:08,345
[Laughs]
311
00:11:08,346 --> 00:11:13,550
I can't believe a man of medicine
would resort to this.
312
00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:16,286
Stuart, that dude's a stripper.
313
00:11:16,287 --> 00:11:18,889
Well, obviously.
314
00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,791
It's just unfortunate
he has to stoop to this
315
00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:24,461
to pay his medical school loans.
316
00:11:24,462 --> 00:11:26,330
Hey, ladies, show the man some love.
317
00:11:26,331 --> 00:11:27,831
Make it rain!
318
00:11:27,832 --> 00:11:30,467
Whoo!
319
00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:31,468
Hi, there.
320
00:11:31,469 --> 00:11:33,871
Okay.
321
00:11:33,872 --> 00:11:35,507
- Yeah!
- [All laughing]
322
00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:44,328
Hey, Nicki. How's the noggin?
323
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,296
It's pounding.
324
00:11:46,297 --> 00:11:50,334
I'd see a doctor, but
I'm all out of singles.
325
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,735
What are you all dressed up for?
326
00:11:51,736 --> 00:11:54,004
Oh, I had a morning
meeting with a venture capitalist
327
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,707
to give him the
opportunity to invest in pee harmony.
328
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,242
How'd it go?
329
00:11:58,243 --> 00:11:59,576
He was negative from the moment
330
00:11:59,577 --> 00:12:02,546
I threw myself on the hood of his limo.
331
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,047
Hey, hey. Where is everybody?
332
00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:07,151
- Stuart, get out here!
- Loud, loud, way too loud.
333
00:12:07,152 --> 00:12:08,418
What's going on?
334
00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:10,254
So I went for a run and
I passed a newsstand.
335
00:12:10,255 --> 00:12:11,789
Check it out.
336
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,957
"Baby dinosaur spotted in central Park."
337
00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:16,126
No, not that! That.
338
00:12:16,127 --> 00:12:19,963
"Congressman's bride-to-be
seen cavorting with male stripper."
339
00:12:19,964 --> 00:12:21,498
- Oh.
- Is there a picture?
340
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,267
- Yeah, there's a picture.
- Oh.
341
00:12:23,268 --> 00:12:24,802
Wow.
342
00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:29,106
She looks like she's singing
into a very nasty microphone.
343
00:12:29,107 --> 00:12:31,308
I'm no expert at politics,
but this ain't good.
344
00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:32,409
- No. -
Mm-mm.
345
00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:33,777
I wonder if Holly's seen this.
346
00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:36,480
Hey, guys. How much fun was last night?
347
00:12:36,481 --> 00:12:38,982
Oh, I'm so glad you talked me into staying.
348
00:12:38,983 --> 00:12:41,452
[Chuckles]
349
00:12:41,453 --> 00:12:44,054
Why you looking at me?
I didn't ask you to stay.
350
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,956
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
351
00:12:45,957 --> 00:12:47,091
We said you should leave.
352
00:12:47,092 --> 00:12:48,625
Yeah, why didn't you leave?
353
00:12:48,626 --> 00:12:51,328
For god's sake, why didn't you leave?
354
00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:52,729
What's going on?
355
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,998
Phil, show her.
356
00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:57,968
What is it?
357
00:12:57,969 --> 00:13:00,504
"Baby dinosaur spotted in central Park."
358
00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:02,439
No, no, no, not that. That, that.
359
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,741
[Gasps] Oh, my god.
360
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,945
"Congressman's bride-to-be
seen cavorting with a male stripper."
361
00:13:07,946 --> 00:13:09,146
Oh, no.
362
00:13:09,147 --> 00:13:10,347
Holly.
363
00:13:10,348 --> 00:13:11,982
I'm so sorry.
364
00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:13,383
What am I gonna do? When Charles sees that,
365
00:13:13,384 --> 00:13:15,853
he's gonna break off our engagement.
366
00:13:15,854 --> 00:13:17,421
Maybe it's not as bad as it seems.
367
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,091
Not bad? It looks like
I'm chatting up a sock puppet!
368
00:13:30,535 --> 00:13:33,937
Hello?
369
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,278
Hello?
370
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:38,176
In here, Holly.
371
00:13:41,312 --> 00:13:43,847
Hi, Charles.
372
00:13:43,848 --> 00:13:45,816
Hello, Holly.
373
00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:48,719
We assume you've seen the paper.
374
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,887
I have.
375
00:13:49,888 --> 00:13:51,488
How about that dinosaur in the Park?
376
00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:54,091
Is that nuts or what?
377
00:13:54,092 --> 00:13:57,094
You know very well what I'm referring to.
378
00:13:57,095 --> 00:14:00,013
Charles, I never meant for this to happen.
379
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,732
I'm so, so sorry.
380
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,600
I know you are.
381
00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,235
We'll get past this.
382
00:14:05,236 --> 00:14:07,213
Past this? There's a past this?
383
00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:08,419
- Yeah.
- Oh, my god.
384
00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:10,340
You have no idea how relieved I am.
385
00:14:10,341 --> 00:14:12,560
Oh. First thing we have to do is
386
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,536
damage control to restore your image.
387
00:14:14,536 --> 00:14:15,747
Restore my image. Good, good, good.
388
00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:16,980
We will arrange for you to
389
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,482
throw yourself into charity work,
390
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,884
reading to the blind,
volunteering at soup kitchens.
391
00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:24,555
Ooh, I can do soup kitchens.
I'm a great ladler.
392
00:14:24,556 --> 00:14:27,124
We cannot afford any more missteps.
393
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,793
From now on we're going to
keep you on a much tighter leash.
394
00:14:29,794 --> 00:14:31,395
Leash?
395
00:14:31,396 --> 00:14:33,197
We need you fully focused on the campaign.
396
00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:36,500
So plan on taking a
leave of absence from your job.
397
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:37,868
Leave my job?
398
00:14:37,869 --> 00:14:39,803
Yes. And until the election is over,
399
00:14:39,804 --> 00:14:40,938
you might want to think about
400
00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:43,841
limiting your interactions with your, um...
401
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,843
Friends.
402
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,211
What?
403
00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:49,880
Charles, you can't
possibly be on board with this.
404
00:14:49,881 --> 00:14:51,515
Victoria, will you give us a moment?
405
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,516
Well, there are several other...
406
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:57,321
He said give us a moment.
407
00:14:57,322 --> 00:14:59,356
Look, Charles, I know I screwed up,
408
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:03,193
but you cannot possibly
expect me to agree with all of that.
409
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,528
I'm running for office.
410
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,230
There are compromises that need to be made.
411
00:15:06,231 --> 00:15:07,898
Well, it seems like I'm
the only one making them.
412
00:15:07,899 --> 00:15:08,966
Holly, you're my fiance.
413
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:11,502
Everything that you do reflects on me.
414
00:15:11,503 --> 00:15:13,170
I thought you understood what
you were getting into.
415
00:15:13,171 --> 00:15:14,571
I thought you understood who I was.
416
00:15:14,572 --> 00:15:16,673
I'm not some mousey, little wallflower.
417
00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:19,743
I know that, but I just... I
need you to be a little less...
418
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:20,908
me.
419
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,507
What happened to the man I
fell in love with in Jamaica?
420
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:29,853
I'm still him. I'm still that guy.
421
00:15:29,854 --> 00:15:33,792
But I'm also a candidate for the senate.
422
00:15:37,195 --> 00:15:39,969
Then maybe I'm not cut
out to be a candidate's wife.
423
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,746
So where does that leave us?
424
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,458
In a hammock in Jamaica.
425
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,308
Maybe we should have left it there.
426
00:16:02,282 --> 00:16:04,517
"Congressman Charles Hayward has officially
427
00:16:04,518 --> 00:16:08,687
announced his split from
fiance Holly Franklin, stating quote,
428
00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:09,955
'we wish each other well
429
00:16:09,956 --> 00:16:11,849
and are happily moving on with our lives.'"
430
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:16,062
[whimpering]
431
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,921
Look at you moving on with your life.
432
00:16:23,203 --> 00:16:24,470
I know this will make me fat,
433
00:16:24,471 --> 00:16:26,428
but this will make me forget I'm fat.
434
00:16:27,707 --> 00:16:30,609
Neither of those is gonna
help you get over Charles.
435
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,007
I know, but both of them might.
436
00:16:34,681 --> 00:16:36,282
- Holly, can we come in?
- Oh, great.
437
00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:38,017
Here comes the pity train.
438
00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:39,852
That's not true.
439
00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:42,154
How are you?
440
00:16:42,155 --> 00:16:44,056
Are you feeling okay?
441
00:16:44,057 --> 00:16:45,558
That's a really nice dress.
442
00:16:45,559 --> 00:16:47,378
It is a nice dress, isn't it?
443
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,922
I would have made a beautiful bride.
444
00:16:50,997 --> 00:16:52,498
Maybe I should just accept the fact
445
00:16:52,499 --> 00:16:53,799
I'm never getting married.
446
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,170
Maybe if I give up hope,
it won't hurt so much.
447
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:57,488
Holly, don't say that.
448
00:16:57,488 --> 00:16:58,571
You're an amazing woman.
449
00:16:58,572 --> 00:16:59,982
Any guy would be lucky to marry you.
450
00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:02,996
You're beautiful, brilliant.
You're the complete package.
451
00:17:02,996 --> 00:17:04,910
You were right not to change for that guy.
452
00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:06,412
You're perfect the way you are.
453
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:09,181
If I'm so perfect, why am I alone?
454
00:17:09,182 --> 00:17:11,051
You don't have to be.
455
00:17:13,353 --> 00:17:16,222
Holly Franklin... Will you marry me?
456
00:17:16,223 --> 00:17:17,923
What?
457
00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:20,359
You're everything a guy
could want in a woman.
458
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,428
Stuart, that's crazy.
459
00:17:22,429 --> 00:17:23,596
Yeah, Stuart, that's crazy.
460
00:17:23,597 --> 00:17:24,439
Holly Franklin...
461
00:17:26,884 --> 00:17:28,083
Marry me.
462
00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:30,970
Not only will we have an
amazing life together,
463
00:17:30,971 --> 00:17:33,052
we'll have some smoking hot kids.
464
00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:41,881
Uh, um... I... I would
throw my hat in the ring,
465
00:17:41,882 --> 00:17:46,386
but at this point it would
just cheapen the gesture.
466
00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:50,055
What do you say?
467
00:17:50,056 --> 00:17:51,288
Would you do me the honor?
468
00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:55,695
You guys, thank you both so much.
469
00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:57,396
I really appreciate the gesture,
470
00:17:57,397 --> 00:18:01,167
but I think for now I'm gonna
give the marriage thing a rest.
471
00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:02,601
So you're saying that you would
472
00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:04,603
turn down any proposal you got right now?
473
00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:05,938
Yeah.
474
00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:07,339
Holly Franklin,
475
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:08,908
from the first moment I met you...
476
00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:11,610
oh, get up.
477
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:14,219
I'm sorry, you guys. I just
need a little time alone.
478
00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:22,955
What's not to get?
479
00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:26,125
It's a network of toilets!
480
00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:28,093
Fine. Don't invest.
481
00:18:28,094 --> 00:18:29,462
It's your loss.
482
00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:32,865
This is a billion dollar idea,
and I'm never giving up.
483
00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:33,866
How's it going, Haskell?
484
00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,935
I give up.
485
00:18:35,936 --> 00:18:37,470
Oh, Haskell.
486
00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:39,271
Listen, you are not gonna believe this.
487
00:18:39,272 --> 00:18:40,439
I was walking down the street
488
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,007
when suddenly I had to pee really bad,
489
00:18:42,008 --> 00:18:44,210
so I thought of you. Oh.
490
00:18:44,211 --> 00:18:46,645
I paid a woman ten
bucks to use her bathroom.
491
00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:49,682
Your idea works, Haskell. It works!
492
00:18:49,683 --> 00:18:50,816
What's this?
493
00:18:50,817 --> 00:18:53,387
A check. I am buying into pee harmony.
494
00:18:55,088 --> 00:18:56,755
Are you sure? Because you know,
495
00:18:56,756 --> 00:19:00,392
I've had a lot of women say
yes to me only to regret it later.
496
00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:02,328
I'm positive.
497
00:19:02,329 --> 00:19:03,395
- Nicki, I can't let you...
- Stuart, do not make me
498
00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:05,631
- come over there.
- Okay.
499
00:19:05,632 --> 00:19:07,900
So what do you say? Partners?
500
00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:09,135
Partners.
501
00:19:09,136 --> 00:19:10,336
We're in the wiz biz.
502
00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:12,539
[Both laughing]
503
00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:15,407
Hey, guys.
504
00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:16,408
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
505
00:19:16,409 --> 00:19:17,710
Where you been?
506
00:19:17,711 --> 00:19:20,246
I went down to the lake
house to cancel my wedding.
507
00:19:20,247 --> 00:19:21,380
[Sighs] Are you okay?
508
00:19:21,381 --> 00:19:22,782
Yeah, I'm great actually.
509
00:19:22,783 --> 00:19:23,849
'Cause I didn't cancel it.
510
00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:25,618
In one week, I'm getting married.
511
00:19:25,619 --> 00:19:27,353
To whom?
512
00:19:27,354 --> 00:19:28,788
Well, Stuart, you know, I
thought about what you said.
513
00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:33,526
I am everything someone
would want in a woman.
514
00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:34,894
Yes, I did say that.
515
00:19:34,895 --> 00:19:35,928
No.
516
00:19:35,929 --> 00:19:39,064
Relax. It's not you.
517
00:19:39,065 --> 00:19:41,700
- Oh, my god.
- It's not you, either.
518
00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:43,002
And it's not you.
519
00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:44,470
Who are you marrying?
520
00:19:44,471 --> 00:19:46,438
Someone who loves me,
521
00:19:46,439 --> 00:19:49,542
appreciates me, accepts me for who I am.
522
00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:51,877
Who? Who is it?
523
00:19:51,878 --> 00:19:52,912
Me.
524
00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:54,052
I'm marrying myself.
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