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The hour, the minutewe picked
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has significance, too. Because it
was the minute that we both knew
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that we were getting
married 822.
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It was actually this joke
that I told
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that really sealed the deal.
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Legalization of marijuana
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is the best way for the U.S.
to weaken the Mexican cartels.
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Arizona governor Barker
implemented a new policy
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of separating children
from parents
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who illegally cross the border.
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I am staunchly
against the federal government
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undermining a state's
authority to regulate
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its own border. Come on, Senator, you know
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there are a million reasons
the federal government
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has to be in charge
of the border.
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You are trespassing
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on Arizona state property.
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If desperate asylum seekers
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aren't free from being detained
unfairly in this state,
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why should I?
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I guess you're accustomed to...
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this sort of thing.
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Christ. I meant
social justice, not...
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Jesus, I just said "Christ."
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And "Jesus"! I'm...
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My mother always said, "Don't
call him unless you need him,"
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so I think it's appropriate.
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And yes, it isn't my first
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arrested-for-protesting
rodeo, but...
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it is the first time with a
presidential cabinet member.
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Well, we did what we had to do.
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I think it was
Saint Augustine who said,
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"In the absence of justice,
what is sovereignty
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but organized robbery?"
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My husband is
a religious scholar. I'm well aware.
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I consider him a foremost
authority on Saint Francis.
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That is so gonna make his day.
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I understand speaking out,
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but why did you allow
yourself to get arrested?
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I have to believe you
have some... connections.
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What I saw in that detention
center crossed a line
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I never thought our country
would cross, and I felt...
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obligated to make
the world pay attention.
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I feel like...
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the soul of our
country is at stake.
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I agree.
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And souls are my business.
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McCord, Adams.
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That's me.
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Turn to the side.
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Not exactly how we drew it up.
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Cable news is losing its mind,
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and this may very well be the
meme that breaks the Internet.
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Governor Barker's gone too far.
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Yeah, what else is new?
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I'm sorry,
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but this is what happens
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when a self-promoting,
D.C.-hating,
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malignant narcissist
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gets his paws
on a national issue.
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And we should have
anticipated it!
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The arrest is drawing attention
to the issue.
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Fantastic.
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The families are
still separated.
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The Mexican border
deal is-is dead.
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President Zaragoza is talking
U.N. resolutions against us
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and practically sending troops
to the Arizona border!
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And our once-popular,
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future-president Secretary
of State is behind bars!
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I'm not sure how much attention
all that's worth, Professor.
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, history has taught us
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that we must confront injustice
head-on when we find it.
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That's exactly
what is doing.
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What, by wandering miles
beyond her date
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as Secretary of State?
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Literally! I would argue
that what she is doing
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is precisely her date.
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She swore to uphold
the Constitution.
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Arizona's separation policy
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represents
an institutional erosion
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of civil and hu rights.
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It threatens our way of life. I don't like
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what Barker's doing
any more than you do,
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but there's more than
one way to skin a cat.
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Mainly, not in jail!
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Jail might be precisely
the way to skin this cat,
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because it is noisy.
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Look, the bellwether of a
crumbling democracy is always
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a violation of hu rights.
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Look at Nazi Gery.
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North Korea.
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Ghana under Kwame Nkrumah.
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Iraq under Saddam Hussein. I think it's a
little premature
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to be lamenting the death
of our democracy.
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That is exactly what everyone
said in those countries
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as hu rights eroded.
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All right, fine. But your wife
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is torching her chances
of becoming president
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and saving our franchise
from lunatics like Barker.
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Those mug shots
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won't exactly look good
on a campaign poster,
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but you can bet her opponents
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will be printing them up
on T-shirts!
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Enough.
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How do we put a stop to Barker
and reunite the families?
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Right now I'm considering
sending in the National Guard.
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Sir, I... I think
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that would be playing
right into Barker's hands.
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I agree.
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He's already elevated
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his stature
by taking on .
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And who the hell outside of Arizona
even heard of this guy before today?
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That's right. Now that this has blown
up, Mr. President, any attention
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from you will give him
even more notoriety.
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Well, what, then?
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I need a plan of attack.
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Unfortunately, I think it's best
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not to attack, sir.
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Better to...
avoid a public showdown.
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Let this fire burn itself out.
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Meanwhile, we work to
get released,
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and de-escalate the situation...
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focus on fighting
the family separations in court.
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Fine.
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Let's send an army
of White House lawyers
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to handle it.
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I'd like to send Mike B.
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To represent
personally.
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And I'm gonna go
down there, too.
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Of course.
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Fresh printouts.
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I divided them into domestic...
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and international.
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And the mug shot
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is officially a meme.
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Fantastic. No shooting
the messenger.
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Hey, .Frankie. Hi.
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Hey, wanted me
to give you these talking points
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before the press conference.
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Yeah, I got his e-mail.
I mean, you didn't need
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to hand-deliver it.
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I actually kind of wanted
an excuse to get in here.
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I need your help.
I-It's not about anything
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happening today... it's
for the party, the vow renewal.
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Yeah, this is me
staring incredulously at you
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even before I know
what the problem is. The band cancelled
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at the last minute, and I can't
find anyone to replace them.
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You're worried about a band
when your mother is in jail?
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Mike B. Is on that.
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I'm sure that she will
be out in no time.
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But this party is unstoppable.
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I was thinking... I was
remembering, really...
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Last year when you
and Blake and Jay...
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No... came and sang
at our holiday party.
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Nope. Why not?
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Because that was people singing
around a piano for atmosphere.
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You did notice
the significant lack of dancing.
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Maybe if you guys...
picked up the pace?
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Okay, even if I thought
it was a good idea,
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I don't have time
to learn a bunch of songs.
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Why don't you hire a deejay?
It just feels so impersonal.
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, if your mother
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gets out of jail in time,
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I'm sure she'll be happy
with Spotify.
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Sorry. I got to go.
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It's just that it's
tomorrow night,
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and they really want a band,
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and Laser Dawn was perfect.
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They were one of the top
cover bands in D.C.
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specializing in '70s covers,
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including and especially...
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Peter Frampton's "Baby,
I Love Your Way,"
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which is my mom's favorite.
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Really?
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Not judging.
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Also Bee Gees, "How
Deep Is Your Love."
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So now I am just,
like, on my knees
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to all these second-rate bands,
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and I'm just getting
nothing but no.
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Even knowing who your mom is?
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Well, I didn't tell them that.
I thought
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I wasn't supposed to. Are you kidding me?
Lead with that.
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It's the only way to get
anything done in this town.
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Aim higher, girl.Okay.
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Thanks.
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How long will
the secretary be in jail?
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WO Was Secretary McCord
acting under the direction...
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Secretary McCord was acting on
behalf of the administration.
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You okay? I'm fine. Yeah.
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You know when I told you
to focus on voter intensity,
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this isn't exactly
what I had in mind.
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Can we just whistle
past the reprid, please?
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Fine. I have arranged
for you a plea deal.
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You plead guilty to
misdemeanor trespass,
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you'll be released immediately
with a small fine.
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God, this isn't viewed
with gratitude, is it?
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I can't plead guilty.
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You so can. I can't.
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You plead guilty. Not only does it
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go against my integrity,
but it sets a bad precedent
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with respect
to federal authority.
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I was just doing my job.
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I was escorting
a foreign dignitary
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to check on his citizens. Okay, well,
just so you and your integrity are aware,
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you will be charged
with felony trespass
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and you can kiss POTUS good-bye.
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That's not lost on me, Mike.
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I have a few dozen
calls to make.
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I'll let you think about that.
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Henry, the faces
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of those kids.
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The world has to see that.
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They have to really get it.
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And if I...
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if I plead guilty,
the headlines will pull
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to the wrong thing. But you have
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to consider what
you've already accomplished.
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People areaware, and you can do
a lot more good outside of jail.
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Not to mention the good you can
do in the world as president.
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Are you willing to risk that? I think that
viral mug shot's
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probably already blown that out of
the water. That's just an image.
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That'll go away.
A felony conviction,
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that's another matter.
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Well, whose side are you on?
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I support any decision you make.
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You've got to follow
your conscience.
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JFK said,
"There's something immoral
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about abandoning
your own judgment."
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I think that was JFK in a movie.
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Either way, it's a good point.
It is.
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Calling case number 3247.
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The People
of the State of Arizona
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v. McCord.
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Order, please.
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I know this is exciting, but,
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pipe down, folks.
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Good afternoon, Judge Collins.
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Harley Johnson
on behalf of the People.
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Michael Barnow for
Secretary McCord.
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God help me.
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Good afternoon,
Secretary McCord.
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Good afternoon, Your Honor.
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How do you plead
to the charge of one count
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misdemeanor criminal trespass? You know
it's not too late to talk about this...
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Don't need to. Not guilty.
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In that case, Judge, since
defendant is not availing herself
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of our plea offer, the People
would like to proceed
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with one charge of felony
criminal trespass.
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Understood.
How do you plead to that, ma'am?
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Bess, for the love of God...
Not guilty.
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Sorry about him, Your Honor.
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I've had worse.
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Now...
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out of respect for your position
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as Secretary of State,
I order you released
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from custody immediately
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on your own
recognizance, no bail,
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provided that you
promise to appear
259
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for all future
courtroom proceedings.
260
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No, Your Honor.
261
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Bess, come on. Excuse me, ma'am,
262
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:37,245
are you refusing my...
my orders?
263
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,377
I-I mean no disrespect,
Your Honor.
264
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,815
But I'm going to refuse
to leave prison
265
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:45,383
until all the detained children
are reunited with their parents.
266
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,953
Yeah!
267
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,221
Okay, then.
268
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And, Your Honor,
269
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if you don't mind, could
I just say a couple of words
270
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before I... go to jail?
271
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Go for it.
272
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:11,279
No one should rest until this
inhue practice is stopped.
273
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:14,717
All Arizonans, all Americans
274
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should make their voices heard.
275
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:20,070
In fact, I am certain
276
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that if every American could see
what is happening inside
277
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the Arizona State Detention
Facility in Sasabe,
278
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they would do everything
they could to end it.
279
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Because this is not who we are.
280
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,044
Thank you, Your Honor.
I appreciate it.
281
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,573
Okay, then.
282
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,531
Trial date's set for one week
from today.
283
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,833
And suddenly,
she's Gandhi and Joan of Arc
284
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,511
all rolled into one.
285
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,097
Only now, she's martyring
the whole damn administration.
286
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,906
Excuse me, Whit.
287
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,908
Great. The crack... team leader.
288
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,668
What the hell happened
to you? I was playing basket...
289
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,868
Forget it; I don't care.
290
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:23,133
Look, the secretary is
torching her storied career,
291
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:26,267
and now we, the grown-ups,
have to wall off the rest
292
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,269
of the State Department
and the administration.
293
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,576
Limit the blast radius
by disavowing her actions.
294
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,883
She's standing up for the rights
of children, .
295
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,247
Said the
who can barely stand.
296
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,670
Sit down, already.
297
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,170
I have no quibble with
what's in her heart.
298
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:43,284
My problem is she's flying solo
299
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,068
when we all need to be
rowing together.
300
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,723
I... I'm aware
of the mixed metaphor.
301
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,595
The point is, if she's going
down in flames,
302
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,772
she is not gonna take
the administration with her.
303
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,383
And if that-that hearing
304
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,864
was any indication,
her trial next week
305
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,954
is gonna be a three-ring
media circus, which is bad
306
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,086
for the business of government.
307
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,567
We need a nice choral trio.
308
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,309
Polite. Ordered. Calming.
309
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,006
People get nervous
when their government
310
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,375
is devouring the headlines
every day.
311
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,357
It's bad for the country.
312
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,577
Arizona's child separation
policy is worse.
313
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,468
It deds a noisy response,
maybe even a circus.
314
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,818
I didn't call you here for
your opinion, all right? Too bad.
315
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:20,930
I need you...
316
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,585
For God's sake, sit down.
317
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,067
Say what you want to say.
318
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,546
The president should issue
319
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,549
a statement of support for
the secretary, get behind her,
320
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,876
because some issues transcend
politics as usual and ded...
321
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,379
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop, stop, stop.
322
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,859
Y-You think I don't care
323
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,556
about what's going on
with those kids?
324
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,732
If I had my way, Governor Barker
325
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,256
would be on his
way to The Hague.
326
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,606
But this, this is about process,
327
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,564
and what's best
for our democracy.
328
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,958
I couldn't agree more.Okay.
329
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,265
Look. You might be
330
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,223
in my shoes one day soon.
331
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:57,053
The point is, the job isn't
about doing what's right.
332
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,881
It's about doing what's best.
333
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,448
And that is right.
334
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:03,364
Is cynicism a prerequisite
for the job?
335
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,974
Cynical pragmatism.
336
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,454
Looking at every issue
337
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,586
from every possible
angle all at once,
338
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,459
and then figuring out what's
best for the country.
339
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,722
Okay? So no one's
leaving this room
340
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,985
until we're all
on the same page.
341
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,682
Now, where are we on-on
challenging.
342
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,467
Arizona's detention policy?
343
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,861
Sorry, but you need to see this.
344
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,906
What? She was arrested again?
345
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,475
A guard...
346
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:30,870
from the Arizona Detention
Center just released it.
347
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,963
Holy mother of God.
348
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,271
Mama. Mama.
349
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,930
And he made a statement
to the press.
350
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,280
If the Secretary of State
is willing to go to jail
351
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,543
to shed light on this situation,
352
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,328
then I can't stay silent.
353
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:57,766
The world needs to know.
And now they do.
354
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,724
I stand with Secretary McCord.
355
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:10,605
Okay, now that changes things.
356
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,434
Public opinion is turning
against you, Governor.
357
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,784
The latest snap poll taken
in the last hour
358
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:19,483
shows that 90% of Americans are
against family separations.
359
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,746
I don't govern by polls,
Mr. President.
360
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,748
Fair enough.
361
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,075
But I think we can agree that
your sheriff took things too far
362
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,405
by arresting Secretary McCord.
363
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:31,017
No, sir. Law's the law.
364
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,062
None of us is above it.
365
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,630
Clearly, we don't see
eye to eye on much.
366
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,545
But how about this?
367
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,460
I can offer you
a seat at the table
368
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,505
with a coalition
of border governors
369
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,899
to provide meaningful input
370
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,901
on the border security deal
with Mexico.
371
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,990
We both know that that's what
this is really about.
372
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,514
And I'm willing to compromise,
373
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,038
providing you reunite
the families
374
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,649
and release Secretary McCord
today.
375
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,825
Let's get past this ugliness
and work together.
376
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,306
You think my base wants
compromise?
377
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,936
I get 10,000 folks at my rallies
in Tucson.
378
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,266
And they are tired
379
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,573
of mamby-pamby politicians
willing to sell their souls
380
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,401
based on the latest poll.
381
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,620
Now, you want a deal?
Here it is
382
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,580
Rip up that feckless immigration
bill you signed over the summer,
383
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:16,453
and then we can get real
about border security.
384
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,021
You know that's not going
to happen, Governor.
385
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,850
Then I guess we have nothing
to talk about.
386
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,680
Son of a bitch.
387
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,598
He wants to go to war, fine.
388
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,208
I want all options on the table.
389
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:36,125
And I can't worry about how much
attention this brings to Barker.
390
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,277
We have to end this even if
it means getting in the mud.
391
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,173
Then I say
we go after the .
392
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,263
Directly. Personally.
Take him in.
393
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,178
Investigate his taxes? Don't tempt me.
394
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:48,790
Look, if we're gonna do this
quickly, we need to draw blood.
395
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,010
There has to be some
396
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,273
federal statue somewhere
that Barker's breaking
397
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,667
by detaining all these people
extrajudicially.
398
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,800
Okay. You really want
to ratchet things up
399
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,323
and play hardball?
400
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,687
We argue that
this current policy.
401
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,023
Barker is enforcing
is beyond the scope
402
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,025
of his date as
chief executive of the state.
403
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,896
To what end? Well, normally,
404
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,420
a sitting governor is shielded
from personal liability
405
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,380
as long as he's acting in his
official capacity.
406
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,513
But we argue that this
separation policy
407
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,125
is such an egregious
violation of hu rights
408
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,649
and so completely
outside the scope
409
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,564
of the state's domain
that, by definition,
410
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:27,785
Barker is acting beyond his role
as governor by ordering it.
411
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,049
And we charge him
with kidnapping.
412
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,227
Isn't that a bit of a stretch?
413
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,404
No, it's a lot of a stretch.
414
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,235
I like it. DALTON
Get it in the works.
415
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,411
I'm done with this bastard.
416
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,289
Sure, I'll send you all of
the details in an e-mail,
417
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,944
and, hopefully, we can confirm
tomorrow morning.
418
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,989
That would be great.
419
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,382
All right, bye-bye.
420
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,862
We smelled dinner.
421
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,733
You smelled more than that.
422
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,431
You smelled success.
423
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,477
It smells a lot
like vegan chili. JASON Yeah.
424
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:10,654
Guys, I think I just got
Epic Dreamscape.
425
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:11,916
Well, you know, don't worry.
426
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:12,917
I think they're close
to finding a cure.
427
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,745
That's a band, I hope.
428
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,573
That is not just a band,
429
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,880
it is the best
wedding band in town.
430
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,447
This is gonna happen.
431
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,144
I'm glad you've made progress,
432
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,625
because Jason and I are
nowhere on our project.
433
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,280
Yeah. Because you rejected
my stand-up comedy idea,
434
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,282
and now you're rejecting
my Mad Libs idea.
435
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,805
Because they both equally
sucked.
436
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,198
Wha...?
437
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,679
Guys. Well, the poem is
now the only missing piece.
438
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,551
I'm just more of
a visual person.
439
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,249
I'm more of a
"this is a dumb idea" person.
440
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,731
Move, move, move.
441
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,167
Okay. Why don't we just try
442
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,517
to do something with Dad's
stupid joke?
443
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,215
Like, the exact time of it.
444
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,912
What rhymes with 822?
445
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,261
Avian flu.
446
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,134
My God.
I do not believe this.
447
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,875
I sent out a Hail Mary
to Laser Dawn,
448
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,269
asking if they would
consider reuniting
449
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:04,186
for the Secretary of State
and they said yes.
450
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,537
We just went from having no band
to being double booked.
451
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,323
Ooh, and apparently, healing
the wounds of Laser Dawn.
452
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,412
We are the world, dude.
453
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,675
, Daisy wasn't kidding
about aiming higher.
454
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,938
JASON Yeah. ALISON.
455
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,635
Hey, I got the basket from Win.
456
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,202
Thanks for sending it over.
457
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,682
He wants you to know
458
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,074
he didn't injure you on purpose
459
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,164
and he still wants a sit-down
with M-Sec.
460
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,427
I'm sure he does.
461
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,907
Hey, did Nolan really pitch
charging Barker with kidnapping?
462
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,432
And POTUS is champing
at the bit.
463
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,434
What's the latest there?
464
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,542
Well, the narrative has shifted
in her favor, which is good.
465
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,133
But she's still locked up.
466
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,874
It's uncharted territory.
467
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,355
How's the leg?
468
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,313
It hurts like hell.
469
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,403
Doc says it'll feel like this
for a few days.
470
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,231
I know I'm not getting
any sleep tonight.
471
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,406
You should take something.
472
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,862
You have to be on your game
tomorrow.
473
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,192
It's gonna be a big day.
474
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,237
Yeah, I know.
I'll think about it.
475
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,196
All right. Take care. You, too.
476
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:03,419
Space Jammies Indica gummies.
477
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,987
THC pain cream.
478
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,250
Marijuana edibles.
479
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,600
No way.
480
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,646
All those baby goats
have pajamas?
481
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,954
Because they're cold.
482
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,915
Why don't all...
483
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,222
farm animals have pajamas?
484
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,399
Not the cows,
but the little ones, anyway.
485
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:29,271
That's... that's so doable.
486
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,711
Idea. Pajamas for small
farm animals.
487
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,539
Pitch to
Department of Agriculture.
488
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,718
Whit. Who's this?
489
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,154
Hello.
490
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,852
You have a collect call
from an inmate
491
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,941
of the Arizona Penitentiary.
492
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,290
McCord.
493
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,293
To accept, say yes.
494
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,122
To decline, say no.
495
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,167
To accept, say yes.Yes.
496
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,908
Yes. God, yes.
497
00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,736
Ma'am.
498
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,825
Hey, it took you a minute there.
499
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,045
Promise I'll pay you back.
500
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,612
No, it's not that.
I just got confused.
501
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,266
You don't call me from jail
every day.
502
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:10,312
I mean, nobody does.
I mean, not that it's...
503
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:13,533
That jail's bad. You...
How are you?
504
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:17,145
I'm fine. I...
505
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:20,322
They let me make phone calls
whenever I want.
506
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,586
They let Henry get
some clothes to me,
507
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,633
and they even put a divider
around my bed so I have privacy.
508
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,374
I'm fine.
509
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,071
Jay?
510
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,768
Sorry. The image is...
511
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,335
You sound a little weird.
512
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,379
I'm sorry, ma'am.
513
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,732
These are weird times.
514
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,821
Can't argue with that.
515
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,997
Listen, now that public opinion
516
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,652
has swung so decisively
517
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:49,133
against the family separation
policy,
518
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,005
I think it's worth taking
519
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,137
another crack
at convincing Morejon
520
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,575
to help out with
the legislative option.
521
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:59,361
Unlike Barker,
he has national ambitions
522
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:02,103
and he can't afford to define
his base so narrowly.
523
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,410
Sure. Yeah. We-we...
It's worth a try.
524
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,803
We don't really have a choice.
525
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:10,198
I heard you were in the room
when the A.G. suggested...
526
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:13,375
going after Barker
for kidnapping.
527
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,508
And I think that
if we don't do something soon,
528
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,945
POTUS will call in
the National Guard and...
529
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,618
that'll trigger the biggest
federal-state showdown
530
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,383
since the Civil War.
531
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,558
Wow.
532
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:24,343
Yeah. So,
533
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,562
meet with Morejon
first thing in the morning.
534
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:30,740
And just in case the shift
in public opinion isn't enough,
535
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,742
try to come up with some...
536
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,938
I don't know... something.
Some extra angle or inducement
537
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,267
that can him over.
538
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,008
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
539
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,837
I'll get started on that,
like, now.
540
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,012
Sorry to ruin your night.
541
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,753
What do you mean?
542
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,581
Wait, what do you mean?
543
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:48,497
I mean that you're gonna have
to work late and...
544
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,151
Yeah.
545
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,240
No. I mean,
that's-that's my pleasure.
546
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:53,981
It's my job. It's my job.
547
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,809
Thank you. That's...
548
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,332
I'll talk to you soon.
549
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,290
Bye.
550
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:04,426
My God.
551
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,036
That was hard.
552
00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:10,040
Hey, Jay. What's up?
553
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,564
I'm on a kind of painkiller.
554
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,130
Congratulations.
555
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,131
So, I don't know if this idea...
556
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,132
Wait, wait, where are you?
557
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:16,960
I am driving to Aguila
558
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:18,788
to visit my father.
559
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,224
That's probably not
gonna be easy.
560
00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,357
How long has it been?
561
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,750
Been a couple years. I'm...
562
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,360
just hoping for the best.
563
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,275
Okay.
564
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:28,276
Good luck.
565
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,930
Thanks.
566
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,195
What's your idea?
567
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:35,849
What? Right.
568
00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,459
So, M-Sec wants me
to meet with Morejon
569
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,045
first thing in the morning
to take another swing
570
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,482
at the legislative option,
and I want to know if this idea
571
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,203
is good crazy
or Jay-you're-fired...
572
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:43,770
crazy. Okay.
573
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,902
All right, let's hear it.
574
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,252
Did you know studies have shown
that THC outperforms
575
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,472
most prescription sedatives
and has no side effects?
576
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:51,821
Did not know.Yeah.
577
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:53,277
You get me ten minutes
with your boss,
578
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:55,869
I-I promise
she'll love you for it.
579
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,890
You might even end up with
her job when she's promoted.
580
00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,786
Sorry to interrupt.
Tight window, pal.
581
00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:02,223
Hey, buddy. Look,
look, here's my card.
582
00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,051
Call anytime.
Let's get this done.
583
00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:06,314
I'm feeling it.
584
00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:07,315
You ever stop?
585
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,056
I'm blessed. I love pot.
586
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:10,971
Believe in what I preach.
587
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,799
Thanks for doing this
on short notice.
588
00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:16,150
Anytime, brother. Psyched to
be recruited into the fight.
589
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:18,326
Well, the senator
is about to get out
590
00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:20,328
of a Presidential Advisory
Commission meeting.
591
00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,199
Love it. I'm the
king of the ambush.
592
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,855
Not that I ever ambushed you.
593
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,683
That's always a coincidence.
594
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,252
Just... Yeah.
595
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:36,257
Must be how a predator feels?
596
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:40,566
Waiting ever so patiently
in the tall grass to pounce.
597
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,263
I'm a lion, Jay.
598
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:43,656
For my country.
599
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:46,180
Just don't screw this up.
600
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:48,399
Wait for it.
601
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,490
Okay, now.
602
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,709
Hey, Senator.
603
00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,363
What a coincidence.
604
00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,365
How's that? I was about to call you.
605
00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:59,846
But if you have a sec now,
I'd-I'd love to...
606
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:02,283
run something by you.Sure.
607
00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:04,851
Look, first, I want to apologize
for the other night, okay?
608
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,027
Emotions have been running high,
mine especially.
609
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,203
And I'd just really like you
to know that I respect
610
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,552
that you're in a tough spot.
611
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:11,814
Okay.
612
00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:13,250
But now the whole country,
613
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,643
including most of Arizona,
614
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:17,907
is rallying behind M-Sec
and outraged by the policy.
615
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,606
So I-I'd like to revisit
the idea of you sponsoring
616
00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,521
a bill to force
Governor Barker's hand.
617
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,915
My position has not changed.
618
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:28,352
If I may, Senator,
I think I have a way
619
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:29,678
for you to help reunite
the families
620
00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:31,442
and still be tough
on immigration.
621
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:32,531
How's that?
622
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,141
I read every speech you've given
623
00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:35,727
over the last ten years
about illegal immigration,
624
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:38,058
and you always say
the biggest underlying cause
625
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:39,886
is the flow of drugs
across the border.
626
00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:41,540
That's right.
627
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,542
I have someone I'd
like you to meet.
628
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,935
This is Barrington.
629
00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:47,981
The pot lobbyist?
630
00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,026
My mom reacted
pretty much the same way
631
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:51,593
when I told her
what I was doing.
632
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,160
So I get it.
633
00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:56,337
But, Senator, there is no better
way to defang the syndicates
634
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,991
and gangs trafficking
over our borders
635
00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,123
than to take away
their biggest market.
636
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:02,604
The kingpins are terrified
of legalization.
637
00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:04,780
Not only would it
cripple their business,
638
00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:07,740
it would significantly curtail
the flow of all illicit drugs
639
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,195
over the border.
Legalization of marijuana
640
00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:10,394
in certain states is already
641
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:12,222
weakening
the Mexican drug cartels.
642
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,790
And marijuana grown legally
in the U.S. is cheaper
643
00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:17,663
and better than what the cartels
are smuggling over the border,
644
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:20,361
which is effectively
pricing the cartels out.
645
00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:23,669
I don't make policies based
on theories, Mr. Barrington.
646
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,279
Where's the evidence?
647
00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:27,107
You're right.
648
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,631
That's my bad. Some people
get spun by data.
649
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,198
But here are the numbers.
650
00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,592
Ten years ago, U.S. Customs
and Border Patrol seized
651
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,072
over four million pounds
of marijuana at the border.
652
00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:38,248
Last year, it was down
to less than a million.
653
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,729
And with less cartel
activity, violent crime
654
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,905
in border states that have
legalized marijuana
655
00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:45,125
has gone down an average of 13%.
656
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:47,431
That's why
marijuana legalization is
657
00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:49,738
directly linked to
stronger border security.
658
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:53,307
861,231 pounds of
marijuana were seized
659
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:56,092
at U.S. ports of entry
in 2017 versus
660
00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,659
2.4 million pounds in 2013
661
00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:01,271
and 4.3 million pounds in 2009.
662
00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:03,534
Okay.
663
00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:06,015
What does this have to do
with me sponsoring a bill
664
00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,277
to pressure the governor?
665
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,366
Well... You can sponsor two bills.
666
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,325
Be the maverick who
reaches across the aisle
667
00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:12,500
with a hue solution
668
00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:13,719
to family separation
669
00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:16,069
and a creative solution
670
00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:17,897
to get tough on immigration.
671
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,421
Hold your base
and expand it to a broader demo.
672
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,815
Not only that.
The marijuana lobby is
673
00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:25,339
incredibly well-funded. Um,
one of my biggest initiatives
674
00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:27,167
as their chief lobbyist
is to figure out
675
00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,082
where best to invest
those funds.
676
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:31,103
You have a tough reelection coming up
next cycle, Senator... Win, enough.
677
00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:32,278
And I'd like to... Win, Win.
678
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,304
Okay. So what do you say,
679
00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:36,263
Senator?
680
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:51,582
I speak English.
681
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:52,671
You don't have to treat me
682
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:53,976
like a peasant.
683
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,978
Okay. Well, I don't...
684
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:58,067
I mean,
I don't look at it that way.
685
00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,697
I'm just proud of both
my languages and cultures.
686
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,525
This is your culture now,
how you go around in the world.
687
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:03,420
I was talking
about the Irish side.
688
00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,771
Your mother... always so wild.
689
00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:07,642
How could you turn
out any other way?
690
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,774
What are you talking about?
691
00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:11,037
She wanted me
to go to cotillion.
692
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,344
Yeah, I'm not the progeny
either of you had in mind.
693
00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:15,911
How is she?
694
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,130
Still in Florida.
695
00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:18,566
Doing community theater.
696
00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:19,935
Probably happy. She always thought
697
00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,612
she was a star.
698
00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,919
Too good for me and this place.
699
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,268
That, you got from her.
700
00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:27,096
Moving all over.
701
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,358
Washington,
702
00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:30,578
California, politics,
avocados... Hey.
703
00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:32,928
Okay. Right. Right... writing a book,
airing out
704
00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:34,625
all your dirty laundry. My laundry's
705
00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:35,777
pretty clean, actually, so...
706
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:36,758
Telling the world
707
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,107
who you want to sleep with.
708
00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,456
Yeah. Yeah. You like girls,
709
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,110
you like boys.Yeah.
710
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:43,156
What is your daughter
supposed to think?
711
00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:44,524
Desi's fine, by the way.
Thank you for asking.
712
00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:47,116
No.
713
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,379
I'm not doing this.
It's not why I'm here.
714
00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:52,731
Look, I am here...
715
00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,256
Come on. You've seen the news.
716
00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:58,824
Things aren't good here.
717
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,453
And I'm just...
I'm-I'm worried about you.
718
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:03,176
I have a green card.
719
00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:04,525
I'm legal.
720
00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:06,353
Never have I worked
here illegally.
721
00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,789
I know. And there was
722
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:10,096
a time when that
would've been enough. But...
723
00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:12,707
you know what, these days,
I'm not so sure.
724
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,491
I would feel better
if you had citizenship.
725
00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:16,972
I brought the forms.
726
00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:19,670
I filled them all out.
All you have to do is, um,
727
00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:21,977
sign and initial a couple places
728
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,806
and then send them in, okay?
729
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,896
Once you're in the system,
you're more protected.
730
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:31,247
Okay?
731
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,597
Tell me you'll do it.
732
00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:36,122
Tell me you'll do it.
733
00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:55,315
You know what,
734
00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:57,578
I was born this way.
735
00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,885
But I was also raised
by a father
736
00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:02,931
who encouraged me
to live my life on my own terms.
737
00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:04,890
And that's exactly what
I'm doing.
738
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:14,725
Babe?
739
00:30:14,769 --> 00:30:16,249
You in there?
740
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,338
My God.
741
00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:20,470
Yes. I am
742
00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,864
so happy to see you. Hi.
743
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,823
Hi, hi, hi.Hi. Hi. That's quite a...
744
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,061
setup. How are you holding up?
745
00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:27,826
I'm okay, I'm okay. Yeah?
746
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,871
Um, I just got some news that,
747
00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:32,700
Morejon has agreed
to sponsor the bill
748
00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:34,615
putting pressure
on Arizona to end
749
00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,835
the family separation policy.
750
00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,924
So they're fast-tracking it
to the floor,
751
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:41,361
and it looks like
they'll have enough votes.
752
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,121
That's incredible. How
did you pull that off? Yeah.
753
00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:46,453
and a very passionate
pot lobbyist,
754
00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:48,107
who actually caused.
755
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:50,587
Jay's basketball injury trying
to get a sit-down with me.
756
00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,478
And do you really want me
to keep talking about this? Nope.
757
00:30:52,502 --> 00:30:54,243
No. I just... I'm
glad it worked out.
758
00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:57,986
Yeah, well, it's not
entirely worked out though.
759
00:30:58,030 --> 00:31:01,424
Barker is threatening
to fight the bill in court
760
00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:04,427
as an unconstitutional violation
of the comdeering doctrine
761
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,951
under the Tenth Amendment.
762
00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:09,302
So, we may lose support
from senators afraid
763
00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:11,391
of triggering
a constitutional crisis.
764
00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:12,914
Well, don't go there yet.
765
00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:15,961
Barker might just be posturing.
Yeah.
766
00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:19,747
Well, he-he's got
pretty good follow-through, too.
767
00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:21,749
You know? Yeah.
768
00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:23,707
You realize we're not
gonna get back in time
769
00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:25,013
for the vow renewal.
770
00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:27,842
I know. And I'm so sorry, Henry.
771
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,341
And I promise
I'm gonna make it up to...
772
00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:30,584
I'm way ahead of you.
773
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,368
Since we can't be in D.C.,
774
00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:34,370
I brought D.C. to us.
775
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,071
Surprise! Surprise! !
776
00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,334
My! Hi! Hi, hi.
Have wedding party,
777
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,007
will travel! Better make it quick though.
778
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:44,685
We got two more gigs
after this one, so...
779
00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,861
Are you okay? Yeah. I'm okay. I'm fine.
780
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,471
Hi.Hi, my sweetie.
781
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:50,865
I brought you your dream dress.
782
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:51,997
What?
783
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,608
With the perfect shoes.
784
00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:56,262
And the perfect jewelry.
Let me see.
785
00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:58,307
And I am right.
786
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,137
And Father Dinardo?
787
00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,965
Yeah. You mentioned
you, got arraigned
788
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,769
with this really cool priest,
so I tracked him down.
789
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:06,881
He's gonna officiate.
790
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:07,882
I'm happy to oblige.
791
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,231
I have a feeling you two
792
00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,494
are gonna make it.
793
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,583
I don't even know what to say.
794
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:15,672
This is just so...
795
00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,979
this is amazing.
796
00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:21,156
Henry,
this isn't exactly your...
797
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,419
dream church wedding.
798
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,528
We're here because you're trying
to keep families together.
799
00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:28,294
I can't imagine anything
more holy than that.
800
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:29,948
So, come on. Let's
get you dressed.Okay.
801
00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,012
Okay, okay, okay, okay. We're on the clock.
802
00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,472
822 approaches!
803
00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:45,354
Wow. Mom.
804
00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:47,313
Do you like it?
805
00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:48,314
I love it.
806
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:49,837
Gosh.
807
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,578
Ali, you nailed it.
808
00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:54,929
And look at you, 007.
809
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,541
Ooh, one final touch.
810
00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:00,911
Yeah. Don't forget.Yeah, we put
a file in there, so just, you know...
811
00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:02,855
Everybody scrunch together
for the Godfathershot.
812
00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:05,026
Mike, I said... You said no publicity.
813
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,245
But this is a wedding photo.
814
00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:07,700
Don't you want
to capture the moment?
815
00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:09,291
Babe, he's got a point.
816
00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:10,747
Okay, okay, but just... We just have...
817
00:33:10,771 --> 00:33:13,469
This is
for personal use only.Absolutely.
818
00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:14,731
We can decide later.
819
00:33:14,775 --> 00:33:16,559
Okay, make it work.
Make it like it's art.
820
00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,474
Between the bars. Okay.
821
00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,694
Smile. Okay, not so much teeth.
822
00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:22,696
There you go.
823
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,350
That's perfect.
824
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:26,047
There it is. Get that one.
825
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,894
Right there. Okay, come on, come on.
We got to get started.
826
00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:30,399
Okay. Brothers and sisters,
827
00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:32,010
we are gathered here
today to celebrate
828
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,924
a renewal of love and commitment
829
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:37,319
that was first realized
30 years ago today.
830
00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:40,322
I understand Henry and
have prepared their own vows
831
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,324
for the renewal
of their marriage.
832
00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,718
Crap.
833
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:47,112
You go first. All right.
834
00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:50,941
Um, these aren't really
traditional vows.
835
00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:52,465
It's a letter I found
in the basement
836
00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:54,249
when I was cleaning it out
after the flood.
837
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:57,252
I wrote it
838
00:33:57,296 --> 00:33:58,601
the night
before we were married.
839
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,910
"Dear Elabet..."
840
00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:05,565
That's an inside
joke, so just...
841
00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:07,480
"Tomorrow is the day
842
00:34:07,523 --> 00:34:09,395
"that we begin
our magical mystery tour,
843
00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,397
and I've never been
more eager to embark."
844
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,225
I was 26. Give me a break.
845
00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:16,489
Keep going."I know it's not
the easiest way
846
00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:19,013
"to start a marriage,
watching me head off to war,
847
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,929
"but you have nothing
to worry about,
848
00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:23,646
"because there's not a force
on Earth that could keep me
849
00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,411
"from coming back to you.
850
00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:28,196
"And to all the things
that are waiting for us,
851
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,459
"like more of those midnight
mac and cheese dinners...
852
00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,505
"watching you
853
00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:34,159
go crazy shopping
for pillows..."
854
00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:35,508
You still do that.
855
00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:37,510
"And hiking
in the Blue Ridge Mountains
856
00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:39,642
"when the air gets crisp
857
00:34:39,686 --> 00:34:42,297
and the leaves are turning..."
858
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:44,734
"and we can see forever."
859
00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,695
"And the way that you..."
860
00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:51,045
Whoa, okay.
861
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,439
I'm gonna have to skip this part
'cause the kids are here.
862
00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:56,398
"These are the moments
I will hold in my mind
863
00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:57,791
"while I'm away.
864
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:58,985
"And the images
of the adventures
865
00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:01,490
"we haven't even started.
866
00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:03,971
"The faces of the
children we'll have.
867
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:06,060
"Two for sure, three
if we're lucky.
868
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,019
"I know you lost
too much family too soon,
869
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:11,979
"and I'm so happy to be the one
to help you rebuild that.
870
00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:14,721
"On that note,
no more Peter Frampton concerts
871
00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:16,331
"while I'm away.
872
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:19,943
"I can't wait for tomorrow
and all our tomorrows.
873
00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,162
"As the poet said,
874
00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:25,210
"Elabet, grow old along with me.
875
00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:29,039
"The best is yet to be.
876
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:31,346
"Yours forever.
877
00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:33,043
Hank."
878
00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:36,177
The best is yet to be.
I remember that.
879
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:39,615
I love that.
880
00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,661
Your dad's the best rotic.
881
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,619
And I was just...
882
00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:46,405
smitten.
883
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:49,147
And smart enough to fall
884
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:52,193
for the ridiculously
handsome fighter pilot
885
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:55,370
who could quote saints and
write letters like that.
886
00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:58,373
Thank you for...
887
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:01,289
for blinding me with
your love and words
888
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:03,204
for the last quarter
of a century, Henry.
889
00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:05,728
And thank you for getting me.
890
00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:08,209
For always knowing what to say.
891
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,777
And for telling the best jokes.
892
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:14,346
And for...
893
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:16,304
going to see what
that noise was.
894
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:19,133
And for never hesitating
895
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,266
to go on a wild ride with me.
896
00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:25,835
Going forward, I promise
897
00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:28,882
to always leave just enough
ice cream in the carton,
898
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,231
especially the mocha fudge.
899
00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,407
To not yell at the
news in the morning
900
00:36:32,451 --> 00:36:34,124
or stay up too late
watching cooking shows,
901
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,212
unless you want to
watch them with me.
902
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:38,587
And to always
903
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:41,199
give you first shot at the
appliances before I call Earl.
904
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,462
And to not ask you
905
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:46,116
what you think about
what I'm wearing
906
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,553
unless I really want to know.
907
00:36:47,596 --> 00:36:49,381
And...
908
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:53,167
I will love you with
everything I've got.
909
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,822
To the walk-in
bathtub and beyond,
910
00:36:55,865 --> 00:37:00,261
wherever all your saints
think it is we'll end up.
911
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:03,612
Because I'll go with you
always and anywhere,
912
00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,224
Henry McCord.
913
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:08,269
I understand
914
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,097
the McCord children
have something to add.
915
00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:15,798
Yeah... thanks for having us.
916
00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,800
I'm sorry, Father Dinardo.
917
00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:19,300
There's a message
from the White House.
918
00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:21,108
Happens all the time.
919
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:22,457
It's from .
920
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:24,459
We got the votes.
921
00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:26,853
With Morejon's bill passed,
922
00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,768
Governor Douche...
923
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:32,380
Governor Barker,
um, admitted defeat
924
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:35,078
and announced that he's ending
the separation policy.
925
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:37,255
Children will be reunited
with their parents
926
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:38,623
as soon as the order
comes through.
927
00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:40,258
And Mom will be released
928
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,941
with all charges dropped. Yay!
929
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,871
Ooh, and...
930
00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,655
guess what time it is.
931
00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,962
It's perfect.
932
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:51,007
You may kiss the bride.
933
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:53,314
Since you are.
934
00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:55,142
Okay. My God.
This is so sweet, isn't it?
935
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:57,275
All I see is a book cover.
936
00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:05,239
This way. This way. Mama!
937
00:38:34,703 --> 00:38:36,401
We're all standing here.
Just tell us.
938
00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:38,316
Just tell the joke. I love to laugh.
939
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,597
You have to tell it now. I-I can't.
940
00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:41,231
There's a visual.
It needs a prop.
941
00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:44,017
Well, look at that.
942
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:46,280
Where did these come from? Just tell it.
943
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,413
All right. You ready?
944
00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:49,694
How do you get all the rabbits
in the world
945
00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:51,043
in this room
using just these two items?
946
00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,200
No clue. How?
947
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,118
Calling all rabbits.
Calling all rabbits.
948
00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:02,165
I love that joke.
949
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:04,298
You got to tell Conrad.
950
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,083
Come here. That's the laugh that
changed the world right there.
951
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,695
I don't... I don't get it.
952
00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:12,872
Sliders are coming back around.
I'm in prime position.
953
00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:14,787
I'm staking out the crab puffs.
Incredible.
954
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:17,529
I'd body check somebody
for a crab puff. Right?
955
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:22,011
This is by far the best
jail-centric vow renewal
956
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:24,120
after-party I've ever had
the privilege of attending.
957
00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:25,145
No contest.
958
00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:27,843
Seriously, did anybody
get that joke?
959
00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:29,367
Dude, your assistant... Well, yes.
960
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:32,239
Told me she was typing up
the notes from your phone.
961
00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:36,417
Did you really want to pitch
small farm animal pajamas
962
00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,593
to the Department
of Agriculture?
963
00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:43,685
I thought I dreamed that.
964
00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:47,385
You guys, is this
the best party ever or what?
965
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:48,734
I was just saying that.
966
00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:50,015
If you don't count,
I don't know,
967
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:51,234
three or four inaugural balls.
968
00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:53,347
You look tired.
969
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,523
I'm out. Killer joke,
by the way.
970
00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:56,916
I know. I know. Hey.
971
00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:58,284
Hey, while everybody's here,
I just want to say,
972
00:39:58,308 --> 00:40:00,876
now that the border security
deal is back on track,
973
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,401
we are gonna need to
prepare for discussions
974
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:06,708
with Mexico about cooperation
on drug enforcement policy
975
00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:09,034
and the ramifications of federal
legalization of marijuana.
976
00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:10,233
So, Blake,
977
00:40:10,277 --> 00:40:11,670
you'll be spearheading
978
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:13,411
the briefing materials,
with support
979
00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,064
from Senator Morejon's office.
980
00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:17,850
We've got a lot of work
to do tomorrow, so can we...
981
00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:19,373
But tonight,
982
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,853
we're gonna celebrate.
983
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:23,595
Because we have earned
celebrating together.
984
00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:25,466
KAT Hear, hear.Yes. Cheers.
985
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:28,600
Salud. Then again,
986
00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:30,993
while I've got you here,
987
00:40:31,037 --> 00:40:34,083
all dressed up in your
party clothes together,
988
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,999
and stuffed up
with crab puffs...-
989
00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:39,132
seems like a good time
990
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:41,961
to tell you that I am going
to run for president.
991
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:44,180
What? President? I'm shocked.
Get out.
992
00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:47,401
Not a big surprise.
993
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,534
But, um, I'm not going to
officially announce
994
00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:51,666
for a little while.
995
00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:54,190
The most important part is
996
00:40:54,234 --> 00:40:56,976
there's no way I ever
could have gotten here
997
00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,281
without every one of you.
998
00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:02,329
And there is no way
999
00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:04,418
I'm going on this journey
1000
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,334
without every one of you.
1001
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:10,598
If you-you want to... MATT
I can make some time.
1002
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:12,165
I'm probably in.
1003
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,341
Stop. Bring it in.
1004
00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:16,212
Cheers.
1005
00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,997
Cheers, Madam President.
1006
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:27,267
This...
1007
00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:30,705
I love this song.
1008
00:41:30,749 --> 00:41:32,272
I love it.
This is my favorite song.
1009
00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:33,355
I just want to turn it up.
1010
00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:36,537
My God.
1011
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,759
My God. .
1012
00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:54,686
I'm your biggest fan.
1013
00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:57,297
The feeling's mutual,
Madam Secretary.
1014
00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:58,820
And I-I believe I'm playing
your song.
1015
00:42:37,816 --> 00:42:39,557
Captioning sponsored by
1016
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,820
and TOYOTA.
1017
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:44,605
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