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When I was a teenager,
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I discovered a lot of new things.
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I discovered sour milkdoesn't always become yogurt.
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I discovered the barber who's alwaysavailable isn't always the best.
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Next!
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I also discovered thatif you hit people with a truck,
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they will do anything you want.
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Another thing I discovered
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is if you're gonna buy cheap furniture,you better stock up on Crazy Glue.
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Ma, how come this table keeps wobbling?
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I don't know.
Your daddy was supposed to fix it.
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Chris, go get your father's Crazy Glue.
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If we didn't have Crazy Glue,
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this would have happened to our house.
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And I also discovered
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something that wouldchange my life forever.
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Playboy magazine?
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1x20 Everybody Hates Playboy
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Transcript: Raceman
Adaptation: Sixe
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Discovering Playboy changed my life.
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It was a foldoutof the most beautiful women,
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with jokes on the back,football stats, cars,
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and an interviewwith McLean Stevenson.
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I thought Keisha was cute,
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but I'd push her in front of a gas truckto get to Miss June.
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Oh, my God, this kicks
ass on the Sears catalogue.
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Does your dad know you took this?
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No, I gotta get it back to him
before he finds out it's gone.
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Wow. Is that a Playboy?
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None of your business.
Now get out of here.
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Come on.
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I'll give you a dollar to look.
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Okay, fine.
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Right here, one minute.
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Greg, give it to him.
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Who knew you could make moneyoff of naked women?
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What? The truck break down again?
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No.
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I tried to kill a spider,
and I broke the handle off the dresser.
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- Spider?
- Yeah.
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I don't know where they're coming from,
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but we got to do something about them.
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You know,
Drew is scared to death of spiders.
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My brother Drewwasn't scared of anything,
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but after he saw The Fly,
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he was terrified of spiders.
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I don't want to tell you what happenedafter he saw Urban Cowboy.
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Okay, I-I'll go
get some bug spray after work.
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Okay. Where's the Crazy Glue
so I can fix this?
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It should be in my toolbox.
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Okay.
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No, no, no, no.
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- Wait, wait, wait.
- What's wrong with you?
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- Let me fix it.
- I know what to do with Crazy Glue.
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No, it's trickier than you might think.
I mean,
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you might glue your fingers together.
Let me do it.
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Okay then, damn.
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Okay. Thank you. Okay.
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My father knew that if my motherever found that Playboy,
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he'd probably never seea naked woman again.
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Unfortunately,he couldn't find it either.
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I soon discovered thattrying to keep a Playboy magazine
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from a teenage boy is like tryingto keep diamond teeth from a rapper.
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Somebody's going to get that money,might as well be me.
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Quarter a peek and...
you're done.
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You're next.
A dollar a look, a quarter a peek.
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Thank you.
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Okay, time's up. Next.
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I'm next.
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I found the one thingthat united the races--women.
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Thanks, Mantan.
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Hey, give it back.
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That's my dad's.
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Like your father can read.
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My father could ask my motherif anybody had been in the toolbox,
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but he knew questionsmade my mother suspicious.
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Ma, can I go play over
at Tricia's house?
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What you need to go over her house for?
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What you gonna do over there
you can't do here?
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And why you acting all suspicious?
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Hey, mom, what time is it?
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What you need to know the time for?
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What are you going to do,
go rob a bank?
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You're acting suspicious.
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Ma, can I have some more potatoes?
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What you need more potatoes for?
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Boy, you getting high?
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You starting to act suspicious.
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Julius, what are you doing?
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I-I thought I saw a spider
crawl under here,
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and I figured I'd better kill it
before Drew saw it.
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Oh, well, I'm going to the store
to pick up some stuff for dinner.
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I'll get a can of bug spray, too.
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Okay.
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Did you fix the dresser yet?
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Got the Crazy Glue right here.
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Oh, good.
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You okay?
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No.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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The only place my father hadn't lookedfor that Playboy was in his own room.
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Then he realizedthat if my mother found it,
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she could be saving itto use against him.
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Rochelle, why'd you spend
all this money on a coat?
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Miss June has one.
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$500?
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H ey.
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What do you want, Tito?
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I need the magazine back.
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You need to get out of here,
before I knock your teeth out.
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Listen, my dad's going to kill me
if I don't get it back.
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Too bad.
I sold it.
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See you at your funeral, Slappy.
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After my father found that money,
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he was scared to thinkwhat my mother might want to do with it.
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I'm sick of you.
I got my own money.
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I'm out of here, you cheap bastard!
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Baby.
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Don't leave me, baby.
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Don't leave.
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Rochelle.
Can you explain this?
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- Where did you find that?
- In your shoe.
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- Well, what were you doing in my shoe?
- Oh, don't try to change the subject.
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What's $500 doing in your shoe?
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Where'd you get this?
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That doesn't make a difference.
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I want to know why
you were going through my stuff.
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I don't go through your stuff.
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Yes, she does.
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He just never caught her.
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Rochelle, that's not the point.
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- I just want to know about this money.
- You mean my money?
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What you mean your money?
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I made it, I saved it, so it's my money.
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Let me get this straight.
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The money I make,
that's everybody's money,
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but the money you make,
that's your money?
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That's right.
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Hey, any of you guys
see my copy of Playboy?
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It was here about ten minutes ago,
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but some eighth grader took it.
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Hey, look over there.
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They were huddled up like
they were going to run
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the winning play at the Super Bowl.
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- What are you doing?
- Hey, calm down.
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You want to take a look? It's $1.00.
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Yeah, but it's my magazine.
Caruso took it.
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And that's my problem?
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All right, who wants to look next?
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Hey, Chris!
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To whom does this belong?
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It used to belong to me.
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Well, then.
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Until we figure out
who brought this into our school,
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I guess it belongs to me.
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What's all that bug's spray
in the kitchen for?
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There's a spider in your room.
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There's a spider in my room?
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Can I sleep with you and Dad tonight
until you guys catch it?
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No. Your father will kill it.
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When Tonya discoveredDrew was scared of spiders,
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she couldn't waitto use it against him.
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Julius, can you make sure
you kill the spider, please?
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I might not be able to find it.
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Could be hiding in one of your shoes.
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It's my hand.
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Julius, how come
you're acting so childish about this?
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I mean, how would you feel
if somebody went through
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your stuff and took something
that belonged to you?
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What are you talking about?
I don't have nothing to take.
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I'm just saying. I mean,
what if Chris went through your stuff
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and took something without asking?
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Why'd you pick me?
Why didn't you pick Drew or Tonya?
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Why you acting so suspicious?
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Who's suspicious?
It's not me, I'm not suspicious.
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Well, you sure as hell acting like it.
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Eat your food.
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Later that night I discovered my fatherknew his Playboy was missing.
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Chris.
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You been in my toolbox?
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No. Why?
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Uh... nothing.
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Those tools will hurt you.
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If Miss June knewhow much trouble she was causing,
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she wouldn't be smiling.
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Drew. Have you seen, uh...
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...anything...
unusual around here lately?
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Like what, a UFO?
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Now, why would a UFO...?
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Never mind.
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He even started to grill Tonya.
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Tonya, baby?
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Yes, Daddy?
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I love you.
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That's nice.
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The vice principal had my magazine,
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but I had money,
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so I figured replacing itwouldn't be a problem.
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$3.50.
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Now get out of here,
before I call a cop.
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For what?
You just robbed me!
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- This don't cost $3.50.
- Really?
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Then why don't we call your mom
and tell her
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how you're trying to buy a Playboy?
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Hey, Miss June was fine,but she wasn't worth going to jail.
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My last option was to go to Risky.
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Since all his stuff was stolen,I knew he wouldn't call a cop.
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He'd get you liquor.
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It's for my uncle.
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Yeah, don't drink it all at once.
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He'd get you cigarettes.
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It's for my mother.
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Yeah, don't smoke them all at once.
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He could even get you plutonium.
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It's for my daughter.
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Do not use this all at once.
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So I figured I wouldn't have a problem.
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Playboy magazine?
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I ain't selling you
no Playboy magazine.
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Boy, what you think this is?
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I know your mama.
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Now how do you think she'd feel
if she knew you were out here trying
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to buy a Playboy magazine?
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Now if you want to buy beer
or cigarettes, that's one thing.
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A Playboy magazine?
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You better keep on moving.
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Tell your mama I said hey.
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I want Wild Cherry to win
in the fifth race at Saratoga.
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If I was going to get the Playboy back,
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there was only one way to do it.
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I've got to steal it
from the vice principal's office.
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Dude, wait.
That's burglary.
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I know that.
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Do you want me to commit burglary
or be a victim of murder?
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Okay,
but if we're going outside the law,
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we've got to do it right.
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That's it then.
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Every day she goes to lunch in
the teachers' lounge after fifth period.
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She smokes exactly three cigarettes,
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which takes 20 minutes.
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All we have to do is get in,
find the magazine,
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and get out before she gets back.
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Except we don't know
where the magazine is.
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Fischer told me it was in the bottom
left-hand drawer of her desk.
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I hope he's right.
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Don't worry, Fischer knows everything.
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What if we get caught?
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Then we're dead.
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I was really hoping
you weren't gonna say that.
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Don't worry.
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I'll go in and get it.
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It's my magazine.
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All you have to do is look out
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and give me a signal
if you see anybody coming.
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I hope this works.
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Me, too.
259
00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:00,501
Drew, guess what I found?
260
00:13:01,232 --> 00:13:02,232
What?
261
00:13:04,561 --> 00:13:06,804
What the hell is going on in here?
262
00:13:06,914 --> 00:13:08,710
- Tonya has a spider.
- No, I don't.
263
00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:10,341
Tonya, what are you hiding?
264
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:12,569
It's just a ring.
265
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,694
Leave Drew alone.
266
00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:17,721
Would you like it if he went around
scaring you all the time?
267
00:13:17,722 --> 00:13:18,780
He can't scare me.
268
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,174
I like spiders.
269
00:13:20,272 --> 00:13:22,036
And I ain't scared of nothing.
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There was only one thingTonya was scared of,
271
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and Drew knew it.
272
00:13:45,516 --> 00:13:46,516
Here.
273
00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:49,021
What's this?
274
00:13:49,278 --> 00:13:50,572
My five hundred dol...
275
00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:53,338
I mean our $500.
276
00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:56,358
So why you giving it to me now?
277
00:13:56,383 --> 00:13:58,559
'Cause I don't want to fight anymore.
278
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,538
Baby...
279
00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:03,463
I don't want to fight anymore either.
280
00:14:03,881 --> 00:14:06,003
But why'd you feel
you had to hide money from me?
281
00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:07,162
I wasn't really hiding it.
282
00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:10,913
I was just keeping it in a safe place
just in case something happened.
283
00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:12,090
Something like what?
284
00:14:12,213 --> 00:14:15,997
Julius, you work hard,
and we barely make ends meet now.
285
00:14:16,283 --> 00:14:18,871
I mean,
God forbid something happens to you.
286
00:14:19,282 --> 00:14:23,647
I mean, you could get hit
by a postal truck or a gas truck.
287
00:14:24,193 --> 00:14:27,418
Get run over by a car,
get high blood pressure,
288
00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:31,672
get the flu,
gout, pneumonia,
289
00:14:32,153 --> 00:14:34,831
scoliosis,
scurvy...
290
00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:36,913
You could fall off a building,
291
00:14:36,914 --> 00:14:38,266
trip off the escalator,
292
00:14:38,514 --> 00:14:41,239
get jumped,
get stabbed,
293
00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:47,188
you could get MS,
ALS, CHP, CCBD.
294
00:14:47,317 --> 00:14:48,444
What's that?
295
00:14:48,538 --> 00:14:51,361
I don't know,
but it sounds like it'll kill you.
296
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:55,740
Oh, baby, I just wanted a cushion
to fall back on, that's all.
297
00:14:56,268 --> 00:14:57,268
Is that all?
298
00:14:57,973 --> 00:14:58,973
Yeah.
299
00:15:00,173 --> 00:15:01,173
Come here.
300
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:07,660
Here.
301
00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:09,209
Take your money,
302
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:10,510
put it away.
303
00:15:11,264 --> 00:15:12,264
I'm sorry.
304
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,982
You go in my shoe again,
I'm going to knock your ass out.
305
00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:41,567
You got that?!
306
00:15:41,603 --> 00:15:44,388
And if I ever catch you scaring
your sister or wearing lipstick again,
307
00:15:44,424 --> 00:15:45,797
we going to have a problem.
308
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:46,867
You hear me?
309
00:15:47,621 --> 00:15:49,719
All right, baby,
you can go back to bed now.
310
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,014
I changed your sheets.
311
00:15:54,378 --> 00:15:56,180
- You ready?
- Yeah.
312
00:15:58,831 --> 00:15:59,831
Walkie-talkies?
313
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,847
The range is only 100 feet,
so'll stay close.
314
00:16:25,923 --> 00:16:26,944
Man!
315
00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,514
Come on.
The hallway's getting empty.
316
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,166
I can't stay out here
much longer.
317
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,050
I'm hurrying!
Just keep an eye out!
318
00:16:53,236 --> 00:16:54,236
I've got it.
319
00:16:57,577 --> 00:16:59,942
Abort, abort!
Perimeter not secure!
320
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:01,856
Oh, no!
321
00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:04,312
Greg?
322
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,815
Greg?
323
00:17:05,947 --> 00:17:07,274
Forget it.
324
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:15,434
Well, I guess we know
to whom this magazine belongs.
325
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:21,004
The last place I wanted my fatherto find his Playboy was at my school.
326
00:17:21,184 --> 00:17:22,552
I confiscated this.
327
00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:25,496
Playboy?
328
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,496
What does Chris have to do with that?
329
00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:30,566
Somebody brought it to the school,
and I believe it was your son.
330
00:17:31,156 --> 00:17:32,156
Chris?
331
00:17:33,455 --> 00:17:34,455
Is this true?
332
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:35,556
I wanted to lie,
333
00:17:35,852 --> 00:17:40,494
but my mother always told me if I did,she'd slap me into another nationality.
334
00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:46,035
Well, I'm waiting.
335
00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:49,627
- Yeah.
- Oh, Lord, have mercy.
336
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,428
Hey, it's just Playboy. I mean,
337
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,176
it really doesn't matter.
338
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,364
Boys will be boys.
339
00:17:55,656 --> 00:17:57,303
Is that all you have to say?
340
00:17:57,357 --> 00:17:58,592
"Boys will be boys"?!
341
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,640
Chris, where did you get
a Playboy from, anyway?
342
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:04,665
That look means,
343
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,027
"Boy, I know I've neverasked you to lie,
344
00:18:07,028 --> 00:18:10,439
but please don't tell your motherthat that's my Playboy."
345
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:13,436
I found it?
346
00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:18,843
Usually, I would suspend you
for this sort of behavior,
347
00:18:18,892 --> 00:18:21,168
but I think this is best
handled by the parents.
348
00:18:21,215 --> 00:18:24,170
And you best believe
we're going to handle it, right, Julius?
349
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,935
Yeah, we going to handle this.
350
00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:28,893
- I'll take that.
- What you going to do with it?
351
00:18:28,951 --> 00:18:31,134
Here's what he really wanted to do.
352
00:18:39,441 --> 00:18:40,558
I'll dispose of it.
353
00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:42,512
Yeah.
354
00:18:43,061 --> 00:18:45,002
Yeah, that's, that's a good idea.
355
00:18:45,216 --> 00:18:46,274
Disposing is good.
356
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,505
Come out here, boy.
357
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:52,847
One of the ways I always triedto avoid getting beatings
358
00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:54,495
was pretending to be asleep.
359
00:18:56,254 --> 00:18:58,477
Get up, boy.
You ain't fooling nobody.
360
00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:01,624
I'm sorry I took your magazine, Dad.
361
00:19:04,222 --> 00:19:06,917
You shouldn't take
other people's things, Chris.
362
00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:08,388
That's why I put it away.
363
00:19:08,488 --> 00:19:11,077
But more than that,
you're too young for that kind of stuff.
364
00:19:11,078 --> 00:19:12,783
Yeah, but it's just pictures.
365
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:15,608
Look how much trouble
"just pictures" caused you.
366
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,687
You got chased by a mob,
367
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,243
your mama's mad at you
and you almost got kicked out of school.
368
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,886
That's when I discovered thateven if they're made of paper,
369
00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:24,906
the wrong kind of womancan really mess up your life.
370
00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:27,259
Look,
I know you're interested in girls,
371
00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:30,065
but there's a lot for you
to learn first.
372
00:19:30,066 --> 00:19:32,830
If you never need anything,
you can talk to me.
373
00:19:32,868 --> 00:19:34,456
But don't go in my toolbox.
374
00:19:34,468 --> 00:19:38,071
After that, my father startedhiding things in his fish tackle box.
375
00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:40,177
I never told himI found it the next day.
376
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:41,178
I promise.
377
00:19:41,227 --> 00:19:43,076
Things didn't turn out that bad, though.
378
00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:45,696
I made $28 off that Playboy.
379
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,466
My magazine, my money.
380
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,221
Here, you can keep that.
381
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