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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:05,313 --> 00:00:07,368 Chris, how many times do I have to tell you 3 00:00:07,369 --> 00:00:09,869 to quit leaving this damn yo-yo on the floor? 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,525 What are you trying to do, kill me? 5 00:00:11,526 --> 00:00:12,877 I forgot where I left it. 6 00:00:12,878 --> 00:00:16,711 Well, will you remember when I fall down the steps and break my neck? 7 00:00:16,771 --> 00:00:20,235 Sometimes it felt like all my mother did was yell at everybody. 8 00:00:20,258 --> 00:00:21,644 Tanya, close the door! 9 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:23,944 You trying to freeze the whole house? 10 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,082 Drew, turn that mess down! 11 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,390 You trying to make everybody in the house go deaf? 12 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:30,122 And get your feet off my table. 13 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:32,293 Julius! 14 00:00:32,523 --> 00:00:33,877 Pick up your drawers! 15 00:00:34,009 --> 00:00:35,857 Do I have to do everything around here? 16 00:00:35,858 --> 00:00:39,745 And when I say my mother yelled at everybody, I mean everybody. 17 00:00:39,811 --> 00:00:41,580 Rochelle, what did I tell me? 18 00:00:41,869 --> 00:00:43,419 Are you trying to drive me crazy? 19 00:00:43,466 --> 00:00:47,128 But there was one person who always put my mother in a good mood. 20 00:00:47,253 --> 00:00:48,263 Daddy! 21 00:00:49,419 --> 00:00:52,069 My mother loved her daddy, and we did, too. 22 00:00:52,128 --> 00:00:53,080 Oh, where's Mama? 23 00:00:53,103 --> 00:00:54,544 Oh, I left her at the hair dresser. 24 00:00:54,567 --> 00:00:57,060 Where are them grandkids of mine? Where they at? Hey! 25 00:00:58,989 --> 00:01:01,049 My grandfather was a great storyteller. 26 00:01:01,050 --> 00:01:02,598 And he didn't think I was playing 27 00:01:02,599 --> 00:01:05,210 when I smacked him in the head with that brick. 28 00:01:05,651 --> 00:01:06,820 Until this day, 29 00:01:07,202 --> 00:01:09,202 when I go in there, my food is free. 30 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,706 Oh, man, do you have any more good jokes? 31 00:01:12,707 --> 00:01:13,968 Do I got any more good jokes? 32 00:01:13,969 --> 00:01:15,987 Come on, now! Knock, knock. 33 00:01:16,329 --> 00:01:17,279 Who's there? 34 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,727 - Pass me them pork chops. - Pass me them pork chops who? 35 00:01:19,728 --> 00:01:21,950 No, pass me them pork chops right there. 36 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,041 He got you! 37 00:01:24,741 --> 00:01:26,129 I ain't playing with you. 38 00:01:26,674 --> 00:01:28,482 What's the rest of the joke, Grandpa? 39 00:01:28,550 --> 00:01:30,640 Ooh! Okay, knock, knock. 40 00:01:30,933 --> 00:01:31,831 Who's there? 41 00:01:31,832 --> 00:01:33,201 Oh, Lordy. 42 00:01:33,678 --> 00:01:35,005 Oh, Lordy who? 43 00:01:36,803 --> 00:01:38,043 I'm dying. 44 00:01:39,042 --> 00:01:40,042 I'm dying who? 45 00:01:40,804 --> 00:01:43,634 I'm... having a heart... 46 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:46,696 You're having a heart who? 47 00:01:47,050 --> 00:01:48,161 Daddy? 48 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:50,913 Daddy. 49 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:53,413 Daddy? 50 00:01:53,462 --> 00:01:55,406 I never did find out who was there. 51 00:02:29,014 --> 00:02:30,437 My grandfather passing away 52 00:02:30,472 --> 00:02:33,312 was the first time I had to deal with a death in the family. 53 00:02:33,313 --> 00:02:34,813 I didn't know how to react, 54 00:02:34,913 --> 00:02:36,623 and I guess my mother didn't, either, 55 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,373 because instead of doing this... 56 00:02:38,374 --> 00:02:41,128 Damn. Damn. Damn! 57 00:02:43,276 --> 00:02:44,276 ...she did this. 58 00:02:44,436 --> 00:02:46,044 Good morning, everybody. 59 00:02:46,711 --> 00:02:50,393 I hadn't seen my mother that happy since Lionel Richie went solo. 60 00:02:50,394 --> 00:02:52,005 I can't believe Gene is gone. 61 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:54,443 I can't believe he never finished that joke. 62 00:02:54,444 --> 00:02:56,252 I'm never eating pork chops again. 63 00:02:56,253 --> 00:02:58,641 I can't believe he died sitting right here. 64 00:02:58,954 --> 00:03:00,676 Everybody has to die someplace. 65 00:03:01,203 --> 00:03:02,560 Now eat your eggs. 66 00:03:02,869 --> 00:03:04,156 I hate eggs. 67 00:03:04,363 --> 00:03:05,585 Can I have some toast? 68 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:07,010 Sure, Tonya. 69 00:03:07,314 --> 00:03:08,314 No problem. 70 00:03:08,661 --> 00:03:10,986 Hey, Mom, uh, do I have to go to school today? 71 00:03:11,021 --> 00:03:14,213 Usually, the only death that could keep us out of school was our own. 72 00:03:14,214 --> 00:03:15,825 No, not if you don't want to. 73 00:03:16,222 --> 00:03:17,062 Cool. 74 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,417 Chris, do you want to stay home from school today? 75 00:03:19,418 --> 00:03:20,705 No, I have a quiz. 76 00:03:23,274 --> 00:03:25,463 - Can I stay home, too? - Sure. 77 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:27,432 I didn't know what was wrong with my mother, 78 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:28,382 but at that moment, 79 00:03:28,383 --> 00:03:30,383 all I could think of doing was this. 80 00:03:32,942 --> 00:03:34,164 Snap out of it, woman! 81 00:03:36,042 --> 00:03:38,456 Well, everybody have a nice day. 82 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,460 That was weird. 83 00:03:47,632 --> 00:03:49,274 Man, your grandfather died? 84 00:03:49,923 --> 00:03:50,923 That's rough. 85 00:03:51,073 --> 00:03:52,850 I had a parakeet that died once. 86 00:03:52,905 --> 00:03:54,283 I cried for three weeks. 87 00:03:54,284 --> 00:03:56,061 My mom is acting really strange. 88 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:57,866 You mean strange like... 89 00:03:57,934 --> 00:03:59,833 There's a TV in my head! 90 00:04:01,687 --> 00:04:03,713 Please, just make it go away! 91 00:04:04,158 --> 00:04:07,047 Even the crackheads would be scared of that. 92 00:04:07,911 --> 00:04:08,911 No. 93 00:04:10,113 --> 00:04:11,737 She's just really nice. 94 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,156 So, were you guys close? 95 00:04:17,336 --> 00:04:18,334 Yeah. 96 00:04:18,369 --> 00:04:21,343 Chris, why don't you stand up and tell the rest of the class 97 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,344 what you're discussing with Gregory. 98 00:04:25,303 --> 00:04:26,505 My grandfather died. 99 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:27,708 Chris, that's not funny. 100 00:04:27,732 --> 00:04:30,252 What are you going to do when your grandfather dies for real? 101 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:31,894 Just because you didn't study for a test 102 00:04:31,929 --> 00:04:34,213 doesn't mean you can go killing off your family. 103 00:04:34,214 --> 00:04:36,444 Who's next? Your father, your mother? 104 00:04:36,934 --> 00:04:38,920 Why don't you kill your sister or your brother? 105 00:04:38,931 --> 00:04:40,198 He's telling the truth. 106 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,677 Oh, Chris... 107 00:04:45,923 --> 00:04:48,186 Wait... you believe him? 108 00:04:48,299 --> 00:04:50,175 - Of course. - And not me? 109 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:52,377 Well, Chris, your grandfather died. 110 00:04:52,741 --> 00:04:55,192 You might say anything. What are you even doing here? 111 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:57,493 Bring me your paper. Don't worry about the test. 112 00:05:00,244 --> 00:05:01,244 You're excused. 113 00:05:02,852 --> 00:05:06,352 In honor of my grandfather, I should have hit her with a brick. 114 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,557 Hi, Mama. You look good. 115 00:05:11,385 --> 00:05:13,397 And that's my grandmother, Maxine. 116 00:05:13,565 --> 00:05:16,453 She was the only woman who could out-snob my mother. 117 00:05:17,223 --> 00:05:18,894 Your hair smells funny. 118 00:05:19,272 --> 00:05:21,423 Are you still using that cheap perm? 119 00:05:21,478 --> 00:05:23,083 Dark and Lovely? 120 00:05:24,022 --> 00:05:25,830 Look at mine. It's beautiful. 121 00:05:25,933 --> 00:05:27,321 It's beautiful, isn't it? 122 00:05:27,955 --> 00:05:29,487 Good to see you too, Mama. 123 00:05:31,237 --> 00:05:32,387 That's my Aunt Charlotte, 124 00:05:32,423 --> 00:05:36,004 but we called her Grievey, because we only saw her at funerals. 125 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,500 No birthdays, no weddings. Just funerals. 126 00:05:38,564 --> 00:05:41,729 Girl, I haven't seen you since Cheryl's funeral. 127 00:05:43,441 --> 00:05:45,016 I know, I know, I know... 128 00:05:45,131 --> 00:05:46,892 Grievey, stop crying. Come on. 129 00:05:46,986 --> 00:05:49,698 - Okay, okay, let me go. - Grievey! 130 00:05:49,804 --> 00:05:51,004 Come on, come on. 131 00:05:53,263 --> 00:05:54,261 Come on. 132 00:05:54,329 --> 00:05:55,339 That's Aunt Mousey. 133 00:05:55,362 --> 00:05:57,769 We called her that because she talked like a mouse 134 00:05:57,770 --> 00:06:00,158 and she only spoke when spoken directly to. 135 00:06:00,371 --> 00:06:01,686 Hi, Aunt Mousey. 136 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:03,670 How you doing? 137 00:06:03,721 --> 00:06:05,530 - Fine. - Huh? 138 00:06:05,718 --> 00:06:08,614 My Uncle Michael was almost 40 and never had a job. 139 00:06:08,881 --> 00:06:10,456 He put the "um" in "bum." 140 00:06:10,781 --> 00:06:12,818 - How you doing? - Hey, sis, how you doing? 141 00:06:12,841 --> 00:06:14,790 - Good. - Y'all got something to eat? 142 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:15,791 Yeah, we just... 143 00:06:16,859 --> 00:06:18,974 I think he saw a job chasing him. 144 00:06:19,394 --> 00:06:20,394 Hey, Shaft. 145 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,202 That's too bad about your grandpa. 146 00:06:23,570 --> 00:06:24,593 Sorry. 147 00:06:24,953 --> 00:06:26,817 - Really? - Yeah. I mean... 148 00:06:27,111 --> 00:06:29,666 who's going to teach you how to tap dance now? 149 00:06:30,086 --> 00:06:33,354 Later that day, he beat up a Chinese kid in my honor. 150 00:06:34,264 --> 00:06:36,119 - Oh, here you are. - Hey, everybody. 151 00:06:36,143 --> 00:06:37,219 Hey, everybody. 152 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:38,220 Good to see you. 153 00:06:39,343 --> 00:06:42,879 I'm going to, uh, take Michael and Charlotte upstairs to get situated. 154 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,931 - Are you okay, Mousey? - Fine. 155 00:06:45,019 --> 00:06:45,980 Okay. 156 00:06:45,981 --> 00:06:47,814 Um, come on, upstairs, follow me. 157 00:06:49,111 --> 00:06:51,518 Julius, shouldn't you be at work already? 158 00:06:51,638 --> 00:06:53,193 Hey, you know I'm on my way. 159 00:06:53,832 --> 00:06:55,850 I just came by to say hi real quick. 160 00:06:55,851 --> 00:06:57,933 - How are you? - Well as can be expected. 161 00:06:58,475 --> 00:07:01,269 You know, Gene and I were married for 40 years. 162 00:07:01,647 --> 00:07:03,560 I hope Rochelle and me make it that far. 163 00:07:03,584 --> 00:07:04,946 The way she keeps this house, 164 00:07:04,993 --> 00:07:07,027 I'm surprised you haven't left already. 165 00:07:07,521 --> 00:07:10,720 My grandmother always criticized everything my mother did. 166 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:11,998 Mama, you like my coat? 167 00:07:12,121 --> 00:07:13,121 It's all leather. 168 00:07:13,271 --> 00:07:15,740 Oh... feels rubbery. 169 00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:17,390 Feel mine. 170 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,841 Italian leather. 171 00:07:21,651 --> 00:07:24,859 At home, even though my mother seemed to be keeping it together, 172 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:26,415 the house was falling apart. 173 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:27,969 Rochelle, can you change the channel? 174 00:07:27,970 --> 00:07:29,597 Sure, no problem. 175 00:07:31,589 --> 00:07:33,987 They were treating her like she was me! 176 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:37,440 Rochelle, you going to help me pick out this casket, 177 00:07:37,441 --> 00:07:39,039 or do I have to do it by myself? 178 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,373 Oh, sure, Mama, I'll help you in a minute. 179 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,336 Oh, 'Chellie, get me a glass of iced tea. 180 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,337 Sure, Mama. 181 00:07:50,111 --> 00:07:51,111 Tea for Mom... 182 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:57,892 - Damn it! - What? 183 00:07:58,994 --> 00:08:00,149 You ever had the feeling 184 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:03,316 you're about to get smacked upside the head with a yo-yo? 185 00:08:03,402 --> 00:08:05,102 Here, baby. Be more careful. 186 00:08:05,763 --> 00:08:06,763 You're not mad? 187 00:08:06,962 --> 00:08:08,516 No. Why would I be mad? 188 00:08:10,062 --> 00:08:11,062 Here, Mama. 189 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,568 This tea tastes funny. 190 00:08:18,856 --> 00:08:19,856 What kind is it? 191 00:08:20,406 --> 00:08:21,414 I think it's Lipton. 192 00:08:21,415 --> 00:08:23,076 Mm-mm, tastes like Nestea. 193 00:08:24,317 --> 00:08:25,317 It's Lipton. 194 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:31,276 Hey. 195 00:08:31,697 --> 00:08:32,697 Hey. 196 00:08:33,696 --> 00:08:34,696 Want a Turtle? 197 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:36,695 My mother offering me a Turtle? 198 00:08:36,696 --> 00:08:38,696 In her world, that's a cry for help. 199 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:41,567 Mm, no thanks. 200 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:44,467 You okay, Mom? 201 00:08:45,717 --> 00:08:46,717 I'm fine. 202 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,159 You sure you don't want a Turtle? 203 00:08:55,544 --> 00:08:56,624 What was that for? 204 00:08:56,659 --> 00:08:58,585 I just wanted to let you know that I love you. 205 00:08:58,586 --> 00:09:02,745 Since my father was working extra hours and my mother wasn't being herself, 206 00:09:02,746 --> 00:09:05,801 I decided to pick up the slack the best way I knew how. 207 00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:09,155 Tonya, you go make up your bed. 208 00:09:09,156 --> 00:09:10,656 Drew, you clean up in here. 209 00:09:11,007 --> 00:09:12,784 Sitting in here playing cards... 210 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:16,048 This was going to be harder than I thought. 211 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:19,266 Turn that mess down! 212 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,822 You trying to make everyone in the house deaf? 213 00:09:21,986 --> 00:09:23,597 Take your feet off the table. 214 00:09:26,281 --> 00:09:29,851 Rochelle, tomorrow, we're going to the funeral home to pick out a casket. 215 00:09:29,891 --> 00:09:31,146 Please dress presentably. 216 00:09:31,147 --> 00:09:34,246 I don't want him to think that we can't afford a decent casket. 217 00:09:34,247 --> 00:09:35,247 Sure, Mama. 218 00:09:35,497 --> 00:09:38,033 - You okay, baby? You need to sit down? - Oh, no, I'm fine. 219 00:09:38,107 --> 00:09:41,440 As bad as she felt, I didn't know it was about to get worse. 220 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:46,305 Rochelle, can't you make a decent glass of iced tea? 221 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,136 Well, can't you leave her alone? 222 00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:49,137 It's iced tea! 223 00:09:49,636 --> 00:09:51,797 If you're thirsty, well, then you drink it! 224 00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:52,964 If you're not, don't! 225 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,555 I might be joining my grandfather sooner than I thought. 226 00:09:56,556 --> 00:09:59,865 Are you going to sit there and let that boy talk to me like that? 227 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,921 Boy, don't you know I'll knock you into another family? 228 00:10:02,965 --> 00:10:03,965 Who are you? 229 00:10:05,326 --> 00:10:06,603 You don't want to know. 230 00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:18,156 Hey, man. 231 00:10:19,015 --> 00:10:20,015 Hey. 232 00:10:20,817 --> 00:10:21,817 Chris... 233 00:10:22,394 --> 00:10:24,964 you know you're going to have to apologize to your grandmother. 234 00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:27,325 How come? She's the one who's been mean to Mom. 235 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:30,035 She's hurting, Chris, and your mother is, too. 236 00:10:30,676 --> 00:10:32,680 I know you're trying to protect your mother, 237 00:10:32,681 --> 00:10:36,069 but trust me, you do not want to get between the two of them. 238 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:37,797 You ain't gonna win that one. 239 00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:41,545 I'm already going to one funeral. I ain't trying to go to another one. 240 00:10:41,546 --> 00:10:42,879 Well, then what do I do? 241 00:10:43,495 --> 00:10:45,398 Do what I do: nothing. 242 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,512 Things will work out. 243 00:10:47,906 --> 00:10:48,906 All right? 244 00:10:49,307 --> 00:10:50,307 Apologize. 245 00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:58,524 You can't really believe you're getting married until you buy that tux. 246 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,526 And you can't really believe somebody is dead 247 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,638 until you've got to buy them a casket. 248 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:05,176 Now, we have several models. 249 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,402 This one right over here, top of the line. 250 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,138 Made of mahogany... 251 00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:16,172 has silk lining over goose-down bedding... 252 00:11:16,449 --> 00:11:18,187 and a night light. 253 00:11:19,201 --> 00:11:21,895 I guess that's in case the dead want to read. 254 00:11:22,062 --> 00:11:23,771 Well, Mama, what about the blue one? 255 00:11:23,806 --> 00:11:25,086 Oh, now, the blue one is nice. 256 00:11:25,121 --> 00:11:27,000 - I don't like it. - She don't like that one. 257 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:28,732 It's a coffin, not an Oldsmobile. 258 00:11:29,451 --> 00:11:30,562 I like that one. 259 00:11:30,926 --> 00:11:32,011 Good taste. 260 00:11:32,012 --> 00:11:35,028 Uh, Maxine, that costs a lot of money. 261 00:11:35,371 --> 00:11:36,815 Now, we got payment plans. 262 00:11:37,078 --> 00:11:39,271 Well, can we put it in my father-in-law's name? 263 00:11:39,272 --> 00:11:41,075 Well... no. 264 00:11:41,636 --> 00:11:42,782 I didn't think so. 265 00:11:43,175 --> 00:11:44,781 Okay, Mama, whatever you want. 266 00:11:44,782 --> 00:11:45,782 Oh, okay. 267 00:11:46,232 --> 00:11:49,012 Um, Rochelle, even if we split this five ways, 268 00:11:49,101 --> 00:11:50,451 that's still a lot of money. 269 00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:52,285 Who's talking about splitting it? 270 00:11:52,364 --> 00:11:54,451 Well, I just assumed we'd all chip in. 271 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,952 I mean, it is your husband. 272 00:11:56,161 --> 00:11:57,933 Julius, I want to help out. 273 00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:00,070 - What's this? - It's a baseball card. 274 00:12:00,117 --> 00:12:01,197 Al Oliver. 275 00:12:01,232 --> 00:12:02,605 He played in Pittsburgh. 276 00:12:02,725 --> 00:12:04,466 Lifetime 330 hitter. 277 00:12:04,731 --> 00:12:07,929 That card is going to be worth thousands of dollars someday. 278 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,187 How much is it worth now? 279 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,188 About a dollar. 280 00:12:10,906 --> 00:12:12,491 I got $40 saved up. 281 00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:14,897 What about you, Aunt Mousey? 282 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:16,566 I have some quarters. 283 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:18,921 Too bad he won't be playing Asteroids. 284 00:12:19,659 --> 00:12:22,936 Mama, I just don't think that we can afford this right now. 285 00:12:23,272 --> 00:12:24,272 Why not? 286 00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:28,648 Baby, you always bragging about how your husband has two jobs. 287 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,451 I do not. 288 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:33,101 I do not need this. My man has two jobs. 289 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:34,588 My husband has two jobs. 290 00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:36,039 I don't need to be here right now. 291 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,095 I do not need this! 292 00:12:37,141 --> 00:12:38,744 My man has two jobs, okay? 293 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:42,470 My husband deserves to be buried with dignity. 294 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:45,152 Now, who are you to deny me that? 295 00:12:45,309 --> 00:12:47,364 Mama, we're not trying to deny you... 296 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,108 ...dignity, I mean... 297 00:12:49,109 --> 00:12:50,290 You only die once. 298 00:12:52,509 --> 00:12:55,420 You owe it to your father to let him go in style. 299 00:12:56,624 --> 00:12:58,456 Fine! Fine! 300 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,908 You do whatever the hell you want. 301 00:13:01,941 --> 00:13:03,330 - Mama... - Come on! 302 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,598 - Mama, I wasn't trying... - I'm coming, Mama. 303 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,709 Rochelle, you wrong. 304 00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:10,908 Poor baby. 305 00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:15,442 We'll take the blue one. 306 00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:17,327 My daddy liked blue. 307 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,882 I always hated that picture. 308 00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:32,461 It made me look like I got smacked in the head with a brick. 309 00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:34,037 Oh, hi, Daddy. 310 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:35,988 You want a Turtle? 311 00:13:36,437 --> 00:13:38,422 No, but how you doing? 312 00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:40,923 I'm okay. 313 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:42,974 Mama's getting on my last nerve. 314 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,060 Oh, she can do that. 315 00:13:45,897 --> 00:13:47,785 She used to get on my nerves, too. 316 00:13:47,851 --> 00:13:48,658 You know, 317 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:51,906 just because I'm dead doesn't mean you have to let her push you around. 318 00:13:51,907 --> 00:13:53,462 And if she tries to do that, 319 00:13:53,558 --> 00:13:55,891 you smack her in the head with that brick. 320 00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:07,276 By the day of the funeral, 321 00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:09,777 there was still one thing left to fight over: 322 00:14:10,002 --> 00:14:11,747 who gets to ride in the limo. 323 00:14:19,219 --> 00:14:21,497 Who are you, and what are you doing in here? 324 00:14:21,498 --> 00:14:24,510 Hey, I'm Monay, this is Iisha, and this is Tiki. 325 00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:27,096 We saw the limo so we had to hop in it. 326 00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:29,367 - Where y'all about to go? - A funeral. 327 00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:30,977 Oh, I'm sorry. 328 00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:34,378 - Who died? - My husband. 329 00:14:36,603 --> 00:14:39,311 Okay, well, when y'all get back, 330 00:14:39,953 --> 00:14:41,897 and if y'all not taking the limo... 331 00:14:42,596 --> 00:14:44,262 can we take it to the club? 332 00:14:44,957 --> 00:14:46,162 Okay. 333 00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:52,681 The only thing more crowded than a limo before the funeral 334 00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,709 is your house after the funeral. 335 00:14:54,992 --> 00:14:56,541 Hey, what are you doing here? 336 00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,640 My dad dropped me off to pay my respects. 337 00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,594 - Thanks, man. - He had to go to work. 338 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,187 M ama! Come look! 339 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,714 Chris has got a white friend. 340 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:06,702 Michael, close your mouth. 341 00:15:06,703 --> 00:15:09,512 Stop acting like you never seen a white person before. 342 00:15:09,513 --> 00:15:10,511 Hi, honey. 343 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:12,469 You hungry? You want something to eat? 344 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,322 - Sure. - Well, come on. 345 00:15:14,339 --> 00:15:15,633 Want this? 346 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,381 - No, thank you. - How about a slinky? 347 00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:18,715 Would you like a slinky? 348 00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:24,064 I left a whole load of sloppies in the kitchen for you guys. 349 00:15:24,065 --> 00:15:25,913 - Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. 350 00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:28,552 Chris, I got a new video game at the store. 351 00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:29,865 Okay. 352 00:15:30,725 --> 00:15:32,674 Next time someone dies, let me know. 353 00:15:32,675 --> 00:15:34,623 I'll get you a good deal on a casket. 354 00:15:34,624 --> 00:15:36,068 Man, what is your problem? 355 00:15:36,731 --> 00:15:38,516 Sorry about your grandfather, Chris. 356 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,034 The one good thing about losing a family member 357 00:15:41,035 --> 00:15:42,868 is that you get lots of sympathy. 358 00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:44,439 What are you doing? 359 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:45,998 My grandfather died. 360 00:15:46,157 --> 00:15:47,643 Just because your grandfather died 361 00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:50,199 doesn't mean you can go around hugging people. 362 00:15:51,854 --> 00:15:53,465 Sorry about your grandfather. 363 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,448 At least somebody was getting some sympathy. 364 00:15:59,415 --> 00:16:01,214 - Who is that? - I don't know. 365 00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:03,437 Hey, little dude from across the street, 366 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:04,614 here you go, man. 367 00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:05,914 What's this? 368 00:16:05,969 --> 00:16:07,924 I robbed your grandfather a few times. 369 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,425 I didn't know you knew him. 370 00:16:14,398 --> 00:16:15,379 My Turtles. 371 00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:30,500 Who ate my Turtles? 372 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,615 Oh, is that what you call them things? 373 00:16:33,616 --> 00:16:35,338 I ate them, but they was nasty. 374 00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:37,634 What's in those things, anyway? 375 00:16:37,716 --> 00:16:40,271 If you didn't like them, why did you eat them? 376 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:42,346 Mama, I am sick of you. 377 00:16:42,813 --> 00:16:45,676 Ever since you got here, you have not stopped complaining. 378 00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:48,033 Just because Daddy is dead does not mean 379 00:16:48,087 --> 00:16:50,986 that you can come into my house and tell everybody what to do. 380 00:16:50,987 --> 00:16:52,960 And Michael, get your feet off of my damn couch 381 00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:55,109 before I slap the jam out of your toes. 382 00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:57,195 Aunt Grievey, stop all that crying. 383 00:16:57,196 --> 00:16:58,561 You cried on Easter. 384 00:16:58,647 --> 00:16:59,924 You cried on Halloween. 385 00:17:00,207 --> 00:17:01,875 You cried on Flag Day. 386 00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:04,057 Get some Kleenex, wipe your nose, 387 00:17:04,058 --> 00:17:05,901 'cause it ain't that damn sad. 388 00:17:07,846 --> 00:17:09,020 And hang up my phone! 389 00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:13,873 And Aunt Mousey, take off your coat and speak up. 390 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,797 You're over there peeping and squeaking. 391 00:17:17,446 --> 00:17:18,852 You sound like a damn rat. 392 00:17:18,853 --> 00:17:20,046 Use your words! 393 00:17:20,253 --> 00:17:21,919 You're damn near 60 years old! 394 00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:25,271 And, Mama, the next time you want to eat my Turtles, 395 00:17:25,272 --> 00:17:27,272 the least you could do is like them. 396 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,605 She's back! 397 00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:37,142 Hey. 398 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,891 - Hey, baby. - How you doing? 399 00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:40,193 I'm fine. 400 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,691 I brought you your Turtles. 401 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:44,642 Yay, Turtles. Thank you. 402 00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:47,857 I'm proud of you for standing up to your mother. 403 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,969 You had me worried there for a minute. 404 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,203 Why? 405 00:17:51,213 --> 00:17:54,046 I thought you were about to smack her with a brick. 406 00:17:55,881 --> 00:17:57,372 It's so good seeing you, girl. 407 00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:58,768 - Yes, yes. - You take care. 408 00:17:58,769 --> 00:18:00,012 You owe me some Kleenex. 409 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,431 See you later, sis; thanks for all the chicken and things. 410 00:18:02,432 --> 00:18:04,987 All right, and stay out of them pretzels. Bye. 411 00:18:05,783 --> 00:18:06,783 So... 412 00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:10,487 Did he say anything before he died? 413 00:18:11,392 --> 00:18:13,370 - Who, Daddy? - No, Martin Luther King. 414 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,742 Yes, your father. Did he mention me? 415 00:18:16,645 --> 00:18:19,379 No, he just asked for more pork chops. 416 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,277 I know what you're thinking: "She should have lied." 417 00:18:22,307 --> 00:18:24,357 But actually, the truth was better. 418 00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:26,362 Figures. 419 00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,323 I liked the flowers. 420 00:18:30,422 --> 00:18:31,422 You liked them? 421 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:32,821 I guess so. 422 00:18:32,976 --> 00:18:35,272 I know that doesn't seem like much of an apology 423 00:18:35,273 --> 00:18:37,106 after everything that's happened, 424 00:18:37,143 --> 00:18:39,365 but here's what she really meant to say. 425 00:18:39,811 --> 00:18:42,618 Baby, I am so proud of you. 426 00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:43,902 I know. 427 00:18:44,152 --> 00:18:46,042 You are doing a wonderful job. 428 00:18:46,201 --> 00:18:47,201 I know! 429 00:18:47,302 --> 00:18:49,301 I wish my no-good son would stand up for me 430 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,062 the way your son stood up for you. 431 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:51,912 I know! 432 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:55,473 And your father-- oh, he would be so proud of you. 433 00:18:55,619 --> 00:18:56,619 I know! 434 00:18:57,122 --> 00:18:58,970 Well, Mama, why are you so damn mean? 435 00:18:58,971 --> 00:18:59,971 I don't know. 436 00:19:00,238 --> 00:19:02,786 And baby, your hair, it don't stink. 437 00:19:02,972 --> 00:19:03,972 I know. 438 00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:06,282 See you around. 439 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:09,581 Take care, Mama. 440 00:19:14,543 --> 00:19:15,543 That's all of it. 441 00:19:15,592 --> 00:19:16,703 Oh, thank you, baby. 442 00:19:18,552 --> 00:19:20,440 I'm really going to miss him, Mom. 443 00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:21,551 Me, too, Chris. 444 00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,206 Me, too. 445 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,154 Chris, get in here and pick up this yo-yo! 446 00:19:28,663 --> 00:19:30,311 My father died, for goodness sake, 447 00:19:30,312 --> 00:19:32,423 and now you're trying to kill me, too! 448 00:19:32,473 --> 00:19:37,023 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31743

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