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Of all the things in school
that could affect your life forever--
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making friends,
taking tests--
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the one thing that
could really affect it
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was your school picture.
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If your picture looked good,
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everybody thought
you were cool,
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and every girl wanted one.
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I got one!
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Ladies, ladies, please.
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I'm signing as fast as I can.
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Chris only has one hand.
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When you took a bad picture,
it was like giving out subpoenas.
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Hey, I got some yearbook pictures.
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Five by sevens,
five by sevens.
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Wallet size.
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Hey, I'll frame it up for you.
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I will frame it up for you.
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So, this year
I had to prepare,
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and the first thing I had to do
was find the right outfit.
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I really wanted to look good.
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The problem was, my mother wanted me
to look good, too.
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Chris,
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I got your outfit for Picture Day.
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Only thing missing was
a hat with a propeller.
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1x13 Everybody Hates Picture Day
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Transcript: Raceman
Synchro: Sixe
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Oh, Chris, you look sharp.
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I look stupid.
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How come
I have to wear Drew's old stuff?
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Oh, baby, I had to buy Drew
a new pair of pants
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and Tonya a new pair of shoes
for their school pictures.
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Mm, you look fine.
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My father thought any clothes
were good clothes
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Well, that's 'cause he didn't have
matching socks till he was 29.
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I look like an idiot.
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Baby, you do not look like
an idiot to me.
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That'd be great if I was two.
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Well, can I please
wear something else?
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As long as I don't have to pay for it.
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Just find something to wear
and I'll take a look at it, okay?
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I don't have anything special.
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When I was a kid,
we didn't need special clothes.
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Just having clothes was special.
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The only way I was gonna get
my mother to spend money on me
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was if not doing it
would embarrass her.
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Mom, I'm the only black kid
in the whole school.
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They already think
I'm a crack baby.
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Wearing this sweater,
they'll probably think I'm on welfare.
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Who said we were on welfare?
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Be home from school
on time tomorrow.
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We're gonna go shopping.
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I thought you said
we didn't have the money.
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Or they'll think
that we on welfare.
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If people thought
we were homeless,
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I could've got
some leather socks.
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We do.
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When my mother couldn't get
any business to hire her,
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she would start
her own business from home.
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The secret to success in selling
Yvonne cosmetics is in attitude.
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Now,
when I started selling Yvonne,
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I was like a lot of you.
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I was raising my kids,
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doing housework and wondering
where I went wrong. but since,
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I've divorced my husband,
my kids moved in with my mother,
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and just last month
I won an award,
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the Yvonne yellow Buick Riviera.
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Wait. So,
how can we make money again?
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Well, you do like me.
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You sell your products
to women like yourself,
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then they sell them
to women like them.
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Now, isn't that
the pyramid scheme?
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Oh, no.
Of course not.
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We use the triangulated vertical
integration model, or TVI for short.
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TVIs work from the bottom up.
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This is your business,
ladies.
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There is no one below you.
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So, that means
we're at the top.
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No, you're at the bottom.
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But that's as high
as you can go.
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Count me in.
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Me, too.
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Yeah, girl.
We're gonna make some money.
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While my mother
was keeping it together,
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Tonya was tearing things apart.
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You broke my car?
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It fell.
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It didn't just fall.
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What were you doing
in here anyway?
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I was trying to see
if my doll could ride in it.
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It's a model car.
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Nobody's supposed to fit in it.
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It's just a stupid car,
Drew.
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Say you're sorry.
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I ain't saying nothing.
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Drew was a pretty nice guy,
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but if you crossed him,
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it was a whole different game.
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It's all right.
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Translation:
You done messed up.
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What's all this?
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Yvonne cosmetics.
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I'm gonna be a sales rep.
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You're not working
from home again, are you?
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My father hated when my mother
went into business for herself.
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I know it's January, sir,
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but candy corn is not just
for Halloween anymore.
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She ran up the phone bill.
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She put my father to work.
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What you mean
you got to put it together yourself?
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What size shoe you wear?
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And she was always eating.
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Well, Supperware
is just like Tupperware,
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except it's for us.
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How much does all of this cost?
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$75.
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Where'd you get $75?
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From our savings account.
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How are we supposed to save anything
if you keep taking money out?
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I need money to buy a new outfit
for Chris's Picture Day.
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But if you don't think
that I can do it, then fine.
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Translation:
How come you're always putting me down?
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It's not that. I...
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I just don't want all these women
hanging out over here,
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running their mouth,
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eating our food
and wasting your time.
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It's not gonna be
a waste of time.
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All right.
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Meanwhile, Drew was getting revenge,
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and Tonya couldn't tell how.
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What are you doing in my room?
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Are you gonna say sorry?
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No.
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Okay.
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That's the same thing Martha Stewart
said before they sent her to jail.
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Hey.
What happened to your hair?
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I wanted to try
something new for Picture Day.
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Man, you should try again.
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Come on, man,
it's like Billy Idol.
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It's just hair gel.
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Yeah, but on Picture Day,
aren't you supposed to look like...
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I don't know...
You?
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It was either this
or Boy George.
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Boy George? Man,
the girls would have been all over you.
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What about for your picture?
You do anything special?
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My mom's taking me shopping
after school for a new outfit.
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Get out.
What are you gonna get?
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I don't know.
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Anything that does not have
a big red fire truck on it.
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Nice hair.
You waiting for a white wedding?
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Those guys are losers.
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You should have seen Greg
on Picture Day
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after he started listening to ZZ Top.
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Irwin's was our neighborhood
clothing store.
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Before rappers
had clothing lines,
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you can get an outfit
for under $40.
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Welcome to Irwin's.
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Thank you.
Uh, we're looking for an outfit.
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With the right outfit,
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you can beat any charge.
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I'm not charged with anything.
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We're just looking for an outfit
for his school pictures.
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Oh, oh.
Okay, good.
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Stay in school, kid--
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it'll keep you out of jail.
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Yeah,
that and not breaking the law.
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Come here.
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You know what good clothes look like?
Please.
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It's okay.
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Mom.
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No.
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Put it back.
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To find the perfect outfit
for Picture Day,
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I tried out all kinds of looks.
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The Isaac Hayes look.
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The Don King look.
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The Rerun.
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Thurston Howell III.
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And finaly the
"Please, Mama, can I have it?"
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We got Chris a new outfit
for his school picture.
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It's so cool.
I have a suede-front shirt.
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You got Chris a suede shirt?
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I don't even have suede shoes.
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How much does a suede shirt cost?
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Don't worry, Julius.
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I'll pay for it
out of my Yvonne money.
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You sold all that stuff already?
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I'm having a party tomorrow.
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You're having a party?
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Wish I was having a party.
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So, Tonya,
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I was trying to put your outfit together
for your school picture,
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and I was only able
to find one shoe.
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Where's your other shoe?
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Huh?
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Your shoes.
Your brand-new pair of shoes.
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One is missing.
Where's the other one?
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Wish I could afford to lose a shoe.
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Drew took it.
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No, I didn't.
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The only way Tonya could tell on Drew
was if she told on herself.
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So, she had a choice to make,
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and it kinda made her feel like this...
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You're a low-down lying Yankee.
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Prove it.
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Why would Drew take your shoe?
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I don't know.
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Wish I could afford
to not know stuff.
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Well, you need to stop lying
on people and find your shoe.
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It was only a few times at my school
that I actually felt good.
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Now, the day
I showed up in a suede-front shirt,
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that was one of them.
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Yo, what's that?
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Suede.
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Greg's look went from Billy Idol
to his other idol, Pat Riley.
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Hey, Chris.
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Hey, ugly bear.
Nice shirt.
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When you get done,
you can make some hushpuppies out of it.
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He's just jealous.
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I had never had another kid
feel jealous of me before.
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It felt kind of cool.
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And then this happened.
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My clothes are gone.
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Oh, man, they're taking pictures
next period.
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Don't you think I know that?
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What's wrong, Scatman?
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Where'd you put my clothes?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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You do know
what I'm talking about.
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You stole my clothes.
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Did you see me steal your clothes?
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Maybe you lost them.
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Well,
maybe your mama lost them.
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What?
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That shirt cost $35,
and I want it back.
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I don't have it, Nipsy.
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We gone see about that.
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I knew Caruso
would never give me back my clothes
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unless I proved I was willing to do
what I needed to do.
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So I told on him.
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He stole my clothes.
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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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Mrs. Malone was the school's assistant principal.
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She was promoted to the position
after proving the only
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thing she hated more than kids
was working with kids.
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Stop it.
Both of you.
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I don't have time for this.
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If you stole his clothes,
give them back now.
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I didn't.
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See?
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Told you.
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I don't like liars,
young man.
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Lie to me again,
that's detention.
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I wonder what I would have gotten
if I'd stomped on her big toe.
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I can't take my pictures in this.
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You might not have to.
Come on.
258
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,228
My mother was good
at buying stuff,
259
00:10:35,539 --> 00:10:37,644
but she was never
any good at selling.
260
00:10:37,645 --> 00:10:40,311
Okay, ladies,
can I have your attention, please?
261
00:10:40,845 --> 00:10:43,700
These women are worse
than pigeons in Central Park.
262
00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:47,505
Ladies,
can I have your attention, please?
263
00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:51,633
Um, ladies,
how about we all have a seat?
264
00:10:52,202 --> 00:10:53,835
Here, in here, please.
265
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:55,478
Take a seat.
Thank you.
266
00:10:55,525 --> 00:10:56,818
Please,
be seated.
267
00:10:57,017 --> 00:10:58,083
Okay,
268
00:10:58,084 --> 00:11:00,926
I would like to tell you
about the benefits
269
00:11:01,085 --> 00:11:03,577
of buying and selling
Yvonne cosmetics.
270
00:11:04,156 --> 00:11:05,290
Ooh, what is that?
271
00:11:06,036 --> 00:11:09,265
Oh, this is a light skin-blemish cream.
It removes...
272
00:11:09,288 --> 00:11:12,814
No, no, no, I'm talking about
the sauce on these wings.
273
00:11:13,412 --> 00:11:15,356
Oh, those are
honey barbecue.
274
00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:17,620
Yes. So, um...
275
00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:19,322
Ooh, these are good.
276
00:11:19,837 --> 00:11:20,912
I mean, good.
277
00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:22,852
Thank you very much,
I appreciate that.
278
00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:25,025
So, getting back to
the cosmetic line,
279
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,824
what we need to do, ladies,
is position ourselves...
280
00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:29,102
What's your name again?
281
00:11:30,573 --> 00:11:31,684
My name is Rochelle.
282
00:11:31,765 --> 00:11:32,989
- Rochelle.
- Yeah,
283
00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:35,287
with Yvonne cosmetics,
you need to position yourself
284
00:11:35,288 --> 00:11:36,869
- in order to...
- You know what?
285
00:11:36,935 --> 00:11:40,101
I am late. I have got to
go pick up my sister's son.
286
00:11:40,146 --> 00:11:41,146
I am so...
287
00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:43,379
Ooh, but this is really nice.
It really was.
288
00:11:43,414 --> 00:11:44,894
But wait,
I didn't explain to you
289
00:11:44,895 --> 00:11:47,149
the marketing strategy for Yvonne cosmetics.
290
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,663
You know what,
we-we'll come back again next time.
291
00:11:49,698 --> 00:11:51,052
All right, then.
You know,
292
00:11:51,053 --> 00:11:52,903
I'm sorry. You know what?
I got to go, too.
293
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,511
I know, I know, I'm so sorry.
I gotta go.
294
00:11:55,546 --> 00:11:56,664
It's getting late.
295
00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:57,566
You so sweet.
296
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:58,865
God bless your little heart,
297
00:11:58,866 --> 00:12:00,315
you're just as cute as you can be.
298
00:12:00,316 --> 00:12:02,574
I, uh...
You, too? I...
299
00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:04,624
This was great.
300
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,003
Let us know when
you want to do it again.
301
00:12:10,374 --> 00:12:13,385
They ran out of there
like Keith Sweat tickets were on sale.
302
00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:14,997
How you all just going to...?
303
00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:18,661
Spent all this money!
304
00:12:21,047 --> 00:12:22,047
They ate all this?
305
00:12:22,648 --> 00:12:24,526
If you say,
"I told you so,"
306
00:12:24,915 --> 00:12:27,248
they might be
the last words you ever say.
307
00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:29,068
That's not what
I was going to say.
308
00:12:29,069 --> 00:12:30,637
- Oh, it's not?
- No.
309
00:12:30,638 --> 00:12:31,638
Oh.
310
00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:34,721
Well,
what were you going to say?
311
00:12:35,038 --> 00:12:36,593
You need to get it together.
312
00:12:36,638 --> 00:12:39,041
- What?
- I put $75 into this,
313
00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:41,620
so as far as I'm concerned,
that makes us partners.
314
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,083
And I want my money back.
315
00:12:43,249 --> 00:12:45,704
You think people
are just going to buy this junk?
316
00:12:45,705 --> 00:12:47,978
Look, I tried
to give my speech, Julius.
317
00:12:48,107 --> 00:12:49,440
Nobody cares about that.
318
00:12:51,817 --> 00:12:52,817
This is makeup,
319
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,511
it's not heat,
320
00:12:54,765 --> 00:12:55,765
it's not lights,
321
00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:57,016
it's not clothes.
322
00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:59,527
I don't know how
you're going to sell this stuff.
323
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,128
But either you going
to get my money,
324
00:13:01,129 --> 00:13:02,424
or I'm going to get my money.
325
00:13:02,425 --> 00:13:04,378
Now, how are you going
to get your money?
326
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,705
I don't know,
but I'm going to get my money.
327
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,837
You've got to be kidding me.
328
00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:10,171
What choice do you have?
329
00:13:10,937 --> 00:13:13,714
My mother spent $35
on a new shirt for me to wear.
330
00:13:13,945 --> 00:13:17,220
I can't take a picture
in Lost and Found clothes.
331
00:13:17,499 --> 00:13:19,729
What'd you spend
on the pictures, $15?
332
00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:22,476
Oh, she's going to kill me.
333
00:13:22,545 --> 00:13:23,942
You'd better take this picture.
334
00:13:23,966 --> 00:13:26,007
At least she'll have something
to remember you by.
335
00:13:26,030 --> 00:13:29,516
The only thing Greg was worse at
than fighting was cheering people up.
336
00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:31,687
It's not suede,
but it's not bad.
337
00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:34,241
If I had known kids
were losing clothes this cool,
338
00:13:34,242 --> 00:13:36,896
I would never have gone
shopping in the first place.
339
00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:38,208
Thank you. Thank you.
340
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,982
All right, go ahead
and take a spot
341
00:13:41,017 --> 00:13:42,904
back by the girl in the pink
in the back row.
342
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,793
And you can sit right here, buddy.
343
00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,798
This looks like
the educated Wu Tang Clan.
344
00:13:48,718 --> 00:13:50,557
All right, smile.
345
00:13:50,623 --> 00:13:51,623
One, two...
346
00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:52,871
Hold on one second.
347
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,378
Chris, will you step into the hallway?
348
00:13:55,647 --> 00:13:56,993
Go ahead.
We'll wait.
349
00:14:01,489 --> 00:14:02,489
What's going on?
350
00:14:03,084 --> 00:14:04,253
He stole my shoes.
351
00:14:04,336 --> 00:14:05,336
That's my sweater.
352
00:14:05,337 --> 00:14:06,238
That's my shirt.
353
00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:07,294
Those are my pants.
354
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,494
How the hell
did he get home with no pants?
355
00:14:09,495 --> 00:14:12,358
I didn't steal them.
I got them from the Lost and Found.
356
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,450
Did you lose them?
357
00:14:13,899 --> 00:14:14,601
No.
358
00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:15,990
Then you can't find them.
359
00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:22,169
You'd better find something to wear.
360
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,558
You can't take a picture
in your underwear.
361
00:14:26,718 --> 00:14:28,773
I guess nobody
ever told Prince that.
362
00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:36,381
Where'd you get that?
363
00:14:37,145 --> 00:14:38,145
Drama department.
364
00:14:39,352 --> 00:14:41,018
I felt better in my underwear.
365
00:14:41,404 --> 00:14:42,455
Just stay back here.
366
00:14:42,456 --> 00:14:43,607
Nobody will notice you.
367
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,941
Hey, kid, can you
kind of slide over some?
368
00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:48,560
- Who, me?
- Yeah, you.
369
00:14:49,904 --> 00:14:51,501
Naw, it's no good.
370
00:14:51,562 --> 00:14:53,081
You know what?
Just come up front.
371
00:14:53,104 --> 00:14:54,362
I'd rather stay back here.
372
00:14:54,386 --> 00:14:56,182
Come on.
Your mother will be able to see you
373
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:58,132
and you won't be lost
in the back row.
374
00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:02,328
My day was going bad,
but my mother's was going worse.
375
00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:04,156
Ladies?
Ladies,
376
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,785
can I, can I please
get your attention?
377
00:15:05,786 --> 00:15:06,786
Ooh, Rochelle,
378
00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:08,582
this was just great.
379
00:15:09,089 --> 00:15:10,089
Um,
380
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:11,777
I gotta go, but,
381
00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:13,696
uh, let me know when
you're going to do this...
382
00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:14,494
Oh, no, no, no, no!
383
00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:15,949
You are not leaving!
Sit down!
384
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:16,950
Oh!
385
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,806
You, too.
Sit down.
386
00:15:18,853 --> 00:15:20,955
We do not appreciate
being talked to like this.
387
00:15:20,956 --> 00:15:21,956
Shut up!
388
00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:24,734
Now I brought you here
to sell some Evonne,
389
00:15:24,735 --> 00:15:27,290
and by damn it,
I'm going to sell some Evonne.
390
00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:32,057
Rochelle,
that is not the way we sell Yvonne.
391
00:15:33,345 --> 00:15:34,345
Be quiet.
392
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,628
Now let me ask y'all a question.
393
00:15:37,948 --> 00:15:38,948
Why are you here?
394
00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:42,224
To buy and sell Yvonne?
No.
395
00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:44,928
You're here because
you can't get a man.
396
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,102
We're here because
we don't need a man.
397
00:15:49,566 --> 00:15:51,232
Didn't I tell you to be quiet?
398
00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:55,477
Now, I know y'all say
y'all don't want a man,
399
00:15:55,478 --> 00:15:57,378
and I know you say
you don't need a man,
400
00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:59,667
but the truth is,
you can't get a man.
401
00:15:59,737 --> 00:16:01,537
What you talking about,
Willis?
402
00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:02,538
Look at her.
403
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,437
You don't think
she don't want a man?
404
00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:06,826
Why do you think
she wears all this makeup?
405
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,785
Believe or not,
the heifer's 62 years old.
406
00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:13,796
But she looks good.
407
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,129
And if you want to look like this
when you're 62,
408
00:16:17,305 --> 00:16:20,729
I suggest that you purchase
some Yvonne.
409
00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:22,678
Come on, baby.
410
00:16:22,918 --> 00:16:24,563
Please come.
Girl, come here
411
00:16:24,598 --> 00:16:26,541
'cause I saw the dry scalp
from across the room.
412
00:16:26,564 --> 00:16:28,869
And you know what?
You gotta get this skin lighter here.
413
00:16:28,881 --> 00:16:30,278
You know, it's always ashy.
414
00:16:30,303 --> 00:16:31,337
No, let me tell you.
415
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,788
You gotta put it on your hands.
416
00:16:32,789 --> 00:16:34,146
Thank you so much.
417
00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:35,780
It was great having you.
418
00:16:35,803 --> 00:16:37,144
Girl, stop stealing crackers.
419
00:16:37,145 --> 00:16:37,946
Take care.
420
00:16:37,947 --> 00:16:38,647
All right now.
421
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:40,481
All right, girl,
no more chicken.
422
00:16:40,754 --> 00:16:42,904
All right,
take care of that little boy.
423
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:46,516
I have to tell you I've never seen
anything like this in my life.
424
00:16:46,556 --> 00:16:47,864
You know what we should do next?
425
00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:49,316
We should schedule another party,
426
00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:51,428
but this time
let's do it at my house.
427
00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:55,085
But, but, I still want you
to bring the chicken.
428
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:56,776
Well, you know what?
429
00:16:56,777 --> 00:16:58,110
That sounds really good.
430
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,313
Great.
When do you want to do it?
431
00:17:00,327 --> 00:17:01,936
On your 63rd birthday.
432
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:08,604
Hey,
is that my money?
433
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,650
This is your money.
434
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,297
This is my money.
435
00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:15,230
Women say that
in divorce court every day.
436
00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:19,906
You're blocking my light.
437
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:22,512
Drew,
do you have my shoe?
438
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,241
I don't know what
you're talking about.
439
00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:27,390
Tonya, why you in here
fooling around?
440
00:17:27,527 --> 00:17:29,338
You have a picture
to take tomorrow.
441
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,672
You need to be looking for
the other shoe.
442
00:17:33,089 --> 00:17:34,089
Now!
443
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,298
I'm sorry.
444
00:17:38,143 --> 00:17:40,212
What? I couldn't hear you.
What'd you say?
445
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,798
Drew was never the type
to take advantage of people,
446
00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:46,076
but Tonya had it coming,
so he was going to give it to her.
447
00:17:46,161 --> 00:17:47,765
I said I'm sorry.
448
00:17:48,265 --> 00:17:49,265
Sorry for what?
449
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,996
Come on, Drew, dang.
450
00:17:52,065 --> 00:17:54,166
I don't know what
you're talking about, Tonya.
451
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,206
I'm sorry for breaking your car,
452
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,397
and I won't mess
with your stuff anymore.
453
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,351
And you'll stay out of our room?
454
00:18:01,677 --> 00:18:02,677
Yes.
455
00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:03,727
Good.
456
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,437
Now give me my shoe back.
457
00:18:07,991 --> 00:18:09,268
I don't have your shoe.
458
00:18:09,945 --> 00:18:11,889
All he wanted
was to see her crawl.
459
00:18:14,146 --> 00:18:15,146
Tonya.
460
00:18:18,903 --> 00:18:19,903
Here.
461
00:18:21,104 --> 00:18:22,009
Thanks.
462
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:25,065
Three hours later,
Tonya set his Voltron robot on fire.
463
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:30,538
Oh, Julius!
look at your baby girl.
464
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:31,677
She's so...
465
00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:32,930
She looks so...
466
00:18:34,798 --> 00:18:37,288
Look at my handsome man!
467
00:18:37,479 --> 00:18:39,923
Oh, you are just
too fine for words.
468
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,146
Look at him, Julius.
469
00:18:41,442 --> 00:18:43,083
Look at that,
how cute he is.
470
00:18:43,118 --> 00:18:45,541
- Aw, man, so handsome.
- Chris, where's your pictures?
471
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,192
I hadn't told my mother
about the school picture.
472
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,359
But when they arrived,
I had no choice.
473
00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:54,758
Now,
before you look at the picture,
474
00:18:55,154 --> 00:18:56,462
I have to tell you something.
475
00:18:56,463 --> 00:18:57,463
What?
476
00:18:57,808 --> 00:18:59,252
Somebody stole my clothes.
477
00:19:00,162 --> 00:19:01,717
Somebody stole your clothes?
478
00:19:02,169 --> 00:19:05,280
Why in the world would somebody
steal your clothes, boy?
479
00:19:06,572 --> 00:19:07,778
I got one!
480
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,031
Ladies, ladies, please,
481
00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:10,373
I'm signing as fast as I can.
482
00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:11,707
Doyle only has one hand.
483
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,736
I don't think
you're going to like them.
484
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,989
Chris,
even if I don't like the pictures,
485
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,656
it's not the end of the world.
486
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:21,612
You are a handsome young man,
487
00:19:22,258 --> 00:19:24,369
and I love you either way,
baby, okay?
488
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:25,929
It cannot be that bad.
489
00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:27,761
Every now and again,
490
00:19:27,762 --> 00:19:31,217
my mother made me feel like
I wasn't the biggest nerd in the world.
491
00:19:31,218 --> 00:19:32,216
And for a moment,
492
00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:34,828
I actually felt like
the picture didn't matter.
493
00:19:36,624 --> 00:19:37,946
A lawn jockey?
494
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:41,452
You took your pictures
dressed as a lawn jockey?!
495
00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:44,343
What, they've run out
of monkey suits?
496
00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:49,086
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