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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,858 The French people want to give you a giant statue. 2 00:00:15,881 --> 00:00:17,940 And they said, eh, we're good. 3 00:00:17,955 --> 00:00:21,047 - [Laughs] - [Coughs] 4 00:00:21,069 --> 00:00:22,397 I'm not eating Play-Doh. 5 00:00:22,407 --> 00:00:23,935 The British are coming, 6 00:00:23,946 --> 00:00:28,034 and if you're not coming, then you're a mother[Bleep]. 7 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,457 This is the moment where I'm like, 8 00:00:29,468 --> 00:00:31,394 "oh, I really am drunk." 9 00:00:31,408 --> 00:00:33,668 I will go into the insane asylum 10 00:00:33,684 --> 00:00:35,712 and give you a really good report. 11 00:00:35,727 --> 00:00:38,418 You're crazy. 12 00:00:38,437 --> 00:00:40,265 Yes, you're crazy. 13 00:00:40,278 --> 00:00:43,334 [Patriotic music] 14 00:00:43,356 --> 00:00:48,225 ? 15 00:00:53,529 --> 00:00:55,324 If you want to learn a lot in, like, one week, 16 00:00:55,337 --> 00:00:56,565 come to New York, you know? 17 00:00:56,574 --> 00:00:58,568 The concrete jungle where dreams are made of. 18 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:00,444 We walk the walk. We talk the talk. 19 00:01:00,457 --> 00:01:01,819 We get it done. 20 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:04,089 Welcome to the capital of the world. 21 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,202 I love New York. 22 00:01:05,210 --> 00:01:06,837 Born and raised in the Bronx, man. 23 00:01:06,849 --> 00:01:08,378 The best pastrami ever. 24 00:01:08,389 --> 00:01:09,983 That boar's head stuff? Forget about it. 25 00:01:09,995 --> 00:01:12,320 It's garbage. 26 00:01:12,337 --> 00:01:13,501 Give me your cool, your poor, 27 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:15,536 your sick, your hungry, your tired. 28 00:01:15,550 --> 00:01:16,646 Your cool? 29 00:01:16,655 --> 00:01:17,652 [Laughing] Yeah. 30 00:01:17,659 --> 00:01:19,120 - Cheers. - New York. 31 00:01:19,131 --> 00:01:20,726 ? New York to the cool. ? 32 00:01:20,738 --> 00:01:22,671 ? New York ? 33 00:01:28,434 --> 00:01:30,627 All right, I'm gonna give you an arm, the arm of the torch. 34 00:01:30,643 --> 00:01:32,205 - Of the torch. - Yeah. 35 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,978 This is the gist. 36 00:01:33,991 --> 00:01:36,084 Hold on. [Laughs] 37 00:01:36,099 --> 00:01:38,425 This is the gist of the arm, right? 38 00:01:38,441 --> 00:01:40,234 If you care about America, you'll see this 39 00:01:40,247 --> 00:01:42,141 for what it's meant to be. 40 00:01:42,155 --> 00:01:44,215 The smurf dick. [Laughs] 41 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,493 All right. 42 00:01:45,503 --> 00:01:47,031 Hello. 43 00:01:47,042 --> 00:01:50,831 Today we're gonna stalk about the Statue of Liver... [chuckles] 44 00:01:50,857 --> 00:01:52,317 Liberty. 45 00:01:52,328 --> 00:01:55,520 We have the Statue of Liberty today because of a man named 46 00:01:55,543 --> 00:01:58,965 Frederic Bartholdi, a sculptor in France. 47 00:01:58,989 --> 00:02:01,248 One day he was sitting down with his buddy who was like, 48 00:02:01,264 --> 00:02:03,158 hey, it's 1865. 49 00:02:03,172 --> 00:02:06,695 The United States is turning 100 [Bleep] years old. 50 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,611 Someone's gonna give them a gift for their 100th birthday. 51 00:02:09,631 --> 00:02:11,658 It should be France. 52 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:15,229 And Bartholdi's like, [Bleep] yeah. 53 00:02:15,254 --> 00:02:17,912 This sounds [Bleep] amazing. Yeah. 54 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:20,856 And Bartholdi comes up with this idea of this giant 55 00:02:20,876 --> 00:02:25,395 300-foot statue of a stoic woman made entirely of copper, 56 00:02:25,427 --> 00:02:28,917 holding a golden torch to represent liber... [chuckles] 57 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,403 [Bleep]. 58 00:02:30,414 --> 00:02:31,874 That's a tough... it's a tough word. 59 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,082 - It is. - Liberty. 60 00:02:33,091 --> 00:02:34,884 Yeah. 61 00:02:34,897 --> 00:02:37,556 So Bartholdi has a sit-down with Congress. 62 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:40,965 The French people want to give you a giant statue. 63 00:02:40,989 --> 00:02:43,514 Like, giant. 64 00:02:43,532 --> 00:02:47,155 And whenever people come into the port of New York Harbor, 65 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:48,741 the first thing they're gonna see is, 66 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:52,841 like, like, a... a 300-foot-high statue. 67 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:56,824 And they said, eh, we're good. 68 00:02:56,852 --> 00:03:01,272 I mean, that's... it's in-[Bleep]-sane. 69 00:03:01,303 --> 00:03:02,465 Bartholdi can't believe it. 70 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,065 I... I just want to give you guys a gift. 71 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:07,276 Like, this is... I'll make it. 72 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:08,854 The French will pay for it. 73 00:03:08,865 --> 00:03:10,560 You don't have to do [Bleep]. 74 00:03:10,573 --> 00:03:13,697 And Congress said, here's the thing, 75 00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:16,344 you're French. 76 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:19,120 The French are kind of pussies. 77 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:21,864 And the French are kind of dicks. 78 00:03:21,883 --> 00:03:26,436 And the French are kind of not Americans. 79 00:03:26,468 --> 00:03:28,661 So Bartholdi goes back to France. 80 00:03:28,677 --> 00:03:30,140 He's like, [Bleep] this. 81 00:03:30,151 --> 00:03:31,512 [Bleep] America. 82 00:03:31,522 --> 00:03:33,682 Whether they take it or not is their problem. 83 00:03:33,697 --> 00:03:38,516 My problem is I need to complete a 300-foot copper statue. 84 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:41,009 I'm gonna have to use the bathroom again in a sec. 85 00:03:41,026 --> 00:03:43,218 Doesn't it suck having a dick? 86 00:03:43,234 --> 00:03:45,528 No. No. 87 00:03:45,545 --> 00:03:46,940 It doesn't suck having a dick? 88 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:50,739 - I love having a dick. - [Laughs] 89 00:03:50,766 --> 00:03:53,955 So by 1876, the 100-year anniversary 90 00:03:53,977 --> 00:03:58,332 of the United States, all he has done is an arm holding a torch. 91 00:03:58,362 --> 00:04:00,222 But the American people are like, holy [Bleep]. 92 00:04:00,236 --> 00:04:02,363 This is [Bleep] great. 93 00:04:02,378 --> 00:04:05,103 Like, I wonder what this entire statue is gonna 94 00:04:05,123 --> 00:04:06,452 look like when it's done. 95 00:04:06,462 --> 00:04:09,551 And Congress goes, all right, 96 00:04:09,572 --> 00:04:11,632 we will accept your gift. 97 00:04:11,647 --> 00:04:13,175 Bartholdi is over the moon. 98 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:15,546 Oh, this is so great. Thank you so much. 99 00:04:15,563 --> 00:04:18,488 We should probably talk about the pedestal. 100 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,435 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second. 101 00:04:20,449 --> 00:04:22,509 What are you talking about, "pedestal"? 102 00:04:22,524 --> 00:04:25,581 I need a pedestal to put my statue on. 103 00:04:25,603 --> 00:04:28,295 And the United States Congress says, 104 00:04:28,314 --> 00:04:30,374 um, [Bleep] no. 105 00:04:30,389 --> 00:04:32,183 I'm not paying for [Bleep]. 106 00:04:32,196 --> 00:04:33,823 Bartholdi is furious. 107 00:04:33,835 --> 00:04:36,128 I'm going through all this trouble, 108 00:04:36,144 --> 00:04:39,568 and you won't even give me a place to put my statue? 109 00:04:39,592 --> 00:04:42,615 And Congress says, that's [Bleep] right. 110 00:04:42,637 --> 00:04:44,033 I love Play-Doh. 111 00:04:44,043 --> 00:04:45,470 The thing is... Here's the thing. 112 00:04:45,481 --> 00:04:50,300 Bartholdi is still building, and eventually a statue is done. 113 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,025 And it's just sitting here, but there's nowhere to put it. 114 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:54,972 [Clatter] 115 00:04:54,986 --> 00:04:56,813 Watch it. 116 00:04:56,827 --> 00:04:59,817 Was that expensive, [Indistinct]? 117 00:04:59,838 --> 00:05:03,428 It's around that time that an American named Joseph Pulitzer 118 00:05:03,453 --> 00:05:07,640 steps in and says, this is [Bleep] crazy. 119 00:05:07,669 --> 00:05:10,061 We won't accept it? 120 00:05:10,078 --> 00:05:11,342 What is going on? 121 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,378 All we have to give them is a place to put it. 122 00:05:13,392 --> 00:05:16,150 So Pulitzer mounts a totally new campaign. 123 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:18,828 Look, [Bleep] Congress. Forget the president. 124 00:05:18,847 --> 00:05:20,475 I think we should build this pedestal. 125 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,846 If you agree, I want you to give some money. 126 00:05:22,863 --> 00:05:24,359 Doesn't have to be a lot. 127 00:05:24,370 --> 00:05:27,361 Even if you give a penny, I'll print your name in my newspaper. 128 00:05:27,382 --> 00:05:30,306 And the American people step up all over the country 129 00:05:30,327 --> 00:05:32,652 sending 5c, 10c, 50c. 130 00:05:32,668 --> 00:05:37,221 120,000 people donate, and Pulitzer's going, 131 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,579 yeah. Yeah. 132 00:05:39,596 --> 00:05:41,290 My [Bleep] newspaper. 133 00:05:41,302 --> 00:05:42,897 Yeah. 134 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:46,208 And eventually they have this pedestal built. 135 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,220 You know what I used to do as a kid? 136 00:05:48,627 --> 00:05:50,227 I loved eating Pay-Doh. 137 00:05:50,305 --> 00:05:51,536 - Did you? - Oh yeah. 138 00:05:55,984 --> 00:05:56,864 [Bleep], that's terrible. 139 00:06:00,515 --> 00:06:02,043 - I'm not eating Play-Doh. - [Laughs] 140 00:06:02,054 --> 00:06:04,946 Are you [Bleep] kidding me? 141 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:07,891 Anyways, the Statue of Liberty is unveiled 142 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:11,799 to the American people with Bartholdi on the torch balcony. 143 00:06:11,826 --> 00:06:12,921 Like, look at this [Bleep]. 144 00:06:12,930 --> 00:06:16,121 Look at this [Bleep]... 145 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,370 [Gags] 146 00:06:18,386 --> 00:06:19,482 Oh, my God. 147 00:06:19,491 --> 00:06:22,216 - [Laughs] - [Coughs] 148 00:06:22,235 --> 00:06:23,596 Come on. That's the [Bleep] arm. 149 00:06:23,606 --> 00:06:25,035 You can't get it out of your teeth. 150 00:06:25,046 --> 00:06:26,806 [Laughs] 151 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:27,916 [Spits] 152 00:06:27,924 --> 00:06:30,824 Stay tuned for more Drunk History. 153 00:06:32,541 --> 00:06:33,671 Let's go. 154 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,275 Let's go get these ass[Bleep]. 155 00:06:35,286 --> 00:06:38,642 Let's make it happen. 156 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:41,357 [Chuckles] Damn it. 157 00:06:41,376 --> 00:06:43,376 I was doing such a good job. 158 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,641 - Are you a fan of Paul Revere? - Oh, yeah. 159 00:06:49,658 --> 00:06:50,987 Oh, he was the best. 160 00:06:50,997 --> 00:06:53,157 You know that there was a 16-year-old girl who did 161 00:06:53,172 --> 00:06:57,791 exactly what Paul Revere did except he did 20 miles 162 00:06:57,823 --> 00:07:00,282 of letting everyone know the redcoats were coming, 163 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,160 and she did 40 miles. 164 00:07:02,173 --> 00:07:04,467 - Really? - Yeah. 165 00:07:04,484 --> 00:07:06,909 Oh, see? 166 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:11,746 I love history. I love it. 167 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:14,670 - Hi, Suzi. - Hi, Derek. 168 00:07:14,690 --> 00:07:16,450 All right, let's do it. 169 00:07:16,463 --> 00:07:18,026 Oh. Watch your head. 170 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:19,603 - We're good. - Hello. 171 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:23,948 Today we're gonna talk about Sybil Luning... [chuckles] 172 00:07:23,978 --> 00:07:26,901 Today we're gonna talk about Sybil Ludington 173 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:30,080 who did the midnight ride 174 00:07:30,102 --> 00:07:32,627 that you haven't heard about, 175 00:07:32,645 --> 00:07:35,880 but you will, right? 176 00:07:37,229 --> 00:07:39,988 So it's early on in the revolution, 177 00:07:40,007 --> 00:07:43,430 and the British are tearing through the colonies. 178 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:44,849 Blap, blap. 179 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:46,887 Kggh! 180 00:07:46,902 --> 00:07:50,159 Sybil Ludington just had her 16th birthday. 181 00:07:50,181 --> 00:07:54,301 Her dad, Henry Ludington, is the head of the local militia, 182 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:56,623 fending off the British. 183 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:01,227 So on this particular night, she's tucking in her brothers 184 00:08:01,259 --> 00:08:02,986 and sisters, and all of a sudden, 185 00:08:02,998 --> 00:08:04,792 ka-ka, ka-ka. 186 00:08:04,805 --> 00:08:06,666 There's a knock on the door. 187 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,803 - This man is at the door... - Oh, my God. 188 00:08:09,825 --> 00:08:11,154 He's so out of breath. 189 00:08:11,164 --> 00:08:15,667 The British are burning Danbury, Connecticut. 190 00:08:17,488 --> 00:08:20,513 Okay. Okay, so Henry Ludington is like, 191 00:08:20,535 --> 00:08:23,957 I need to go knock on every door, 192 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:28,569 get our militia, and save our country. 193 00:08:28,601 --> 00:08:30,528 Well, here's the thing though. 194 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:33,864 I have to stay here to, like, rally the troops, 195 00:08:33,887 --> 00:08:35,582 and make the plan. 196 00:08:35,594 --> 00:08:38,185 It's not like you can send an e-vite out. 197 00:08:38,204 --> 00:08:41,727 So who's gonna do it? 198 00:08:41,752 --> 00:08:46,537 I'll do it, comes a peep from the night. 199 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:48,963 Hey. 200 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:50,775 Blah blah. 201 00:08:50,788 --> 00:08:52,316 I got it. 202 00:08:52,327 --> 00:08:55,882 Sybil comes peep-peep-peeping down the night, 203 00:08:55,907 --> 00:08:58,799 and her dad's like, she's 16 years old. 204 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:00,314 She's a girl. 205 00:09:00,325 --> 00:09:04,048 It's a [Bleep] hard-ass night outside. 206 00:09:04,074 --> 00:09:07,663 It's 40 miles. 207 00:09:07,688 --> 00:09:10,346 Well, [Bleep]. We don't have a better option. 208 00:09:10,365 --> 00:09:14,287 So yeah, we're gonna let her do it. 209 00:09:14,314 --> 00:09:16,041 She sets out into the night. 210 00:09:16,054 --> 00:09:18,513 So guess what happens. 211 00:09:18,531 --> 00:09:20,126 It starts raining. 212 00:09:20,137 --> 00:09:23,161 Well, snap. It's raining. 213 00:09:23,183 --> 00:09:26,041 It's, like, wind-y trails and boulders. 214 00:09:26,061 --> 00:09:30,713 She grabs a stick, and she's... cha-cha... whacking it 215 00:09:30,745 --> 00:09:33,370 on all the doors she passes by. 216 00:09:33,389 --> 00:09:34,685 Ka-ka-ka. 217 00:09:34,695 --> 00:09:37,719 She's like, the British are coming! 218 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,933 If you... the British are coming! 219 00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:41,776 You have to follow me. 220 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,649 Come back to the Ludington's. 221 00:09:43,663 --> 00:09:48,018 And if you're not coming, then you're a mother[Bleep]. 222 00:09:48,048 --> 00:09:52,268 Go! Go! Go! 223 00:09:52,298 --> 00:09:54,093 This is the moment where I'm like, 224 00:09:54,106 --> 00:09:56,797 "oh, I really am drunk." [Giggles] 225 00:09:56,816 --> 00:09:58,909 So she rounds a corner 226 00:09:58,924 --> 00:10:03,578 and suddenly this ass[Bleep] jumps out of the bushes. 227 00:10:03,610 --> 00:10:05,835 Stop your horse. 228 00:10:05,851 --> 00:10:08,011 You know, give me your purse or whatever. 229 00:10:08,027 --> 00:10:12,481 She's like, all I have is this stick, so... 230 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:16,333 Aah, and just flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap. 231 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,121 Flaps him in the neck. 232 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:19,328 [Laughs] 233 00:10:19,337 --> 00:10:20,965 You know? Do you know what I'm saying? 234 00:10:20,977 --> 00:10:22,274 Yeah, classic flap in the neck. 235 00:10:22,284 --> 00:10:23,280 Yeah. 236 00:10:23,288 --> 00:10:24,748 As it came out, it sounded weird, 237 00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:26,654 but you know what I mean. 238 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:30,987 She just [Bleep] him up, keeps going, don't have time, 239 00:10:31,018 --> 00:10:32,845 have to round up militiamen. 240 00:10:32,858 --> 00:10:35,383 She gets to every house on the route 241 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:39,191 spread out over 40 miles. 242 00:10:39,217 --> 00:10:43,105 400 people follow her back 243 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,525 to Henry Ludington's home, 244 00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:47,869 and he is like, oh, my goodness. 245 00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:50,209 You did it. Let's go. 246 00:10:50,226 --> 00:10:51,656 Let's go get these ass[Bleep]. 247 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,267 Let's make it happen. 248 00:10:56,484 --> 00:10:59,476 [Chuckles] Damn it. 249 00:10:59,497 --> 00:11:01,889 I was doing such a good job. 250 00:11:01,906 --> 00:11:05,130 Okay, so here comes Henry Ludington's militia. 251 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:06,780 And they beat back the British, 252 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,720 and they were like, this is the deal. 253 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,195 And there you go. 254 00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:11,502 And there you stay. 255 00:11:11,512 --> 00:11:13,206 And there you went. 256 00:11:13,218 --> 00:11:16,077 And bye-bye-bye, Charlie. 257 00:11:16,097 --> 00:11:18,654 So a couple weeks go by. 258 00:11:18,672 --> 00:11:21,730 Holy [Bleep]. Whew. 259 00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:23,977 Life is back to normal. 260 00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:26,287 Ba-ba-ba-ba. 261 00:11:26,303 --> 00:11:28,030 There's a knock on the door. 262 00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:32,979 And standing at the door is George Washington. 263 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:39,690 And he is like, I'm here to give a congratulations 264 00:11:39,722 --> 00:11:44,841 to the best effort I've seen ever. 265 00:11:44,877 --> 00:11:48,300 Henry Ludington is like, you're welcome, sir. 266 00:11:48,324 --> 00:11:51,315 And George Washington's like, uh-uh-uh-uh. 267 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,794 Stand aside. 268 00:11:53,812 --> 00:11:58,533 I'm here to see Sybil Ludington, 269 00:11:58,565 --> 00:12:01,721 who did that amazing ride. 270 00:12:01,744 --> 00:12:04,834 Sybil, from the woodwork, comes out, 271 00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:07,880 oh, yes, sir. 272 00:12:07,902 --> 00:12:09,729 Thank you, sir. 273 00:12:09,742 --> 00:12:13,963 I don't know why in that part she had a British accent, 274 00:12:13,993 --> 00:12:18,114 but he was like, you are the best. 275 00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:19,604 You did it. 276 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,273 I can't ask for a better 277 00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:25,748 spirit of force from anyone, 278 00:12:25,772 --> 00:12:29,227 and huzzah. 279 00:12:29,252 --> 00:12:31,445 And that's... yeah. 280 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,318 Huzzah. 281 00:12:34,339 --> 00:12:36,932 20 miles is what Paul Revere rode, 282 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:40,506 and then double it, and that's what Sybil Ludington did, 283 00:12:40,531 --> 00:12:42,391 which is 40 miles. 284 00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:44,465 That's the whole thing. Period. 285 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,905 End of history, and that's the deal. 286 00:12:46,922 --> 00:12:52,007 And that's the whole... 287 00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:54,943 ? Naa-savenya ? 288 00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:57,159 The nurses would just beat the [Bleep] out of people. 289 00:12:57,174 --> 00:12:59,101 [Blows raspberries] 290 00:12:59,115 --> 00:13:00,278 Hitting them like crazy. 291 00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:02,546 And Nellie Bly was like, aw, [Bleep]. 292 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:04,997 That ain't cool. I'm gonna write that down. 293 00:13:10,473 --> 00:13:13,065 The entrepreneurs who shaped this country 294 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,541 are kind of brawlers, and that's the beauty of New York. 295 00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:18,293 It's such a brawling town. 296 00:13:18,306 --> 00:13:21,031 Usually in a fight, after it's done, 297 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,808 that mess, that cacophony of fists, 298 00:13:23,828 --> 00:13:26,187 you're sort of part of a group. 299 00:13:26,204 --> 00:13:30,159 And that group is who built America. 300 00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:33,020 Come do a shot to get, like, [Bleep]. 301 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,714 Good call. [Laughs] 302 00:13:40,728 --> 00:13:43,053 Hello, I'm gonna tell you about Nellie Bly, 303 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:46,760 a very good journalist from the 1880s 304 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:50,107 who did an expose 305 00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:52,499 on the world of mental illness. 306 00:13:54,548 --> 00:13:57,439 Nellie Bly was a very strong-minded woman. 307 00:13:57,460 --> 00:14:02,080 She gets a load of a column from a local pittsburg paper, 308 00:14:02,112 --> 00:14:04,106 and it's super sexist. 309 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:08,506 The article was like, chicks got to stay in the kitchen. 310 00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:13,090 Girls got to... why even bother being educated 311 00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:15,814 when you just got to get married and have babies? 312 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,492 And she was like, [Bleep] this guy. 313 00:14:18,511 --> 00:14:21,202 Girls are better than being in the kitchen, 314 00:14:21,221 --> 00:14:23,282 being wives, and sewing [Bleep]. 315 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:26,787 I'm super smart, and I'm gonna show you I'm super smart 316 00:14:26,811 --> 00:14:29,202 just to prove that, like, 317 00:14:29,219 --> 00:14:31,013 women are awesome. 318 00:14:31,026 --> 00:14:34,051 So Nellie... [laughs] 319 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:37,694 So Nellie Bly went to New York City, 320 00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:41,508 and she knocked on every newspaper door in the city, 321 00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:46,454 and who answered the door but Joseph Pulitzer himself. 322 00:14:46,488 --> 00:14:50,543 And he's like, listen, I don't take you seriously. 323 00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:52,364 But I have an assignment. 324 00:14:52,377 --> 00:14:55,535 I want you to pretend to be crazy and get committed 325 00:14:55,558 --> 00:14:58,382 to the insane asylum in New York City, 326 00:14:58,402 --> 00:15:01,136 Blackwell's Island. 327 00:15:03,515 --> 00:15:07,005 Nellie Bly said, okay, I'll do it. 328 00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:09,222 And he was like, what? 329 00:15:09,238 --> 00:15:12,727 And she was like, I will go into the insane asylum 330 00:15:12,752 --> 00:15:14,480 and give you a really good report. 331 00:15:14,492 --> 00:15:16,187 [Dog barks] Right? 332 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,193 Right-right? 333 00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:20,300 [Bleep] that dog. 334 00:15:20,315 --> 00:15:22,315 [Laughs] [Laughs] 335 00:15:22,403 --> 00:15:25,162 Oh, God, some people have a lot of [Bleep] labs 336 00:15:25,182 --> 00:15:26,676 and they're great. 337 00:15:26,687 --> 00:15:29,744 This thing's a piece of [Bleep]. 338 00:15:29,765 --> 00:15:34,319 All right, so Nellie Bly, she never saw a crazy person before, 339 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:38,804 so she went in front of a mirror and made funny faces, 340 00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:41,061 like, [Grunts]. 341 00:15:41,077 --> 00:15:43,902 See this face? The face? 342 00:15:43,922 --> 00:15:45,117 [Blows raspberries] 343 00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:47,951 She had no idea what crazy people say. 344 00:15:47,971 --> 00:15:51,559 She was like, okay, this is how I'm gonna be crazy. 345 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,243 Nah! 346 00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:57,087 She goes to this bo... this boarding house. 347 00:15:57,107 --> 00:15:59,167 Listen, everybo... every... listen, 348 00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:01,774 everybo... every lady at this boarding house with me. 349 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:03,954 I am crazy, okay? 350 00:16:03,969 --> 00:16:07,125 [Dog barks] 351 00:16:07,147 --> 00:16:09,206 - What? - [Barks] 352 00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:12,145 What? Oh, you're crazy. 353 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:16,787 - [Barks] - Nellie, you're crazy. 354 00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:19,244 You're crazy. 355 00:16:19,262 --> 00:16:21,422 Yes, you're crazy. 356 00:16:21,437 --> 00:16:24,793 The head mistress is like, send her to the insane asylum. 357 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,578 And Nellie Bly was like, yes. 358 00:16:26,591 --> 00:16:27,986 This is working. 359 00:16:27,996 --> 00:16:31,453 This is super working for me. I'm super happy. 360 00:16:31,477 --> 00:16:33,877 And she finds herself on Blackwell's Island. 361 00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:46,810 Um... [blows raspberries] 362 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:50,128 I'm drunk as [Bleep]. 363 00:16:50,151 --> 00:16:51,513 Whoo! 364 00:16:51,523 --> 00:16:55,377 So she was examined by a doctor. Like, how tall is she? 365 00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:58,428 And the nurse would be like, come and look at how tall 366 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,842 this Nellie is. 367 00:17:00,859 --> 00:17:02,787 And doctor would say, like, 368 00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:06,955 what are you doing after we measure Nellie Bly? 369 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:11,072 After the nurse and doctor flirted for, like, a half-hour, 370 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,689 the doctor's like, oh, my God. 371 00:17:14,715 --> 00:17:18,570 This Nellie Bly, she is a crazy, crazy person 372 00:17:18,597 --> 00:17:20,823 that needs to be here forever. 373 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:24,762 And Nellie Bly was like, yes! 374 00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:28,378 I'm so happy. I'm such a good journalist. 375 00:17:28,403 --> 00:17:30,496 She started to see how [Bleep] the conditions were. 376 00:17:30,511 --> 00:17:33,601 The nurses would just beat the [Bleep] out of people. 377 00:17:33,623 --> 00:17:35,318 Knock them in their ears. 378 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,857 [Blows raspberries] 379 00:17:36,869 --> 00:17:38,365 Hitting them like crazy. 380 00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:40,934 Like, you women are all crazy, and you suck. 381 00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:42,912 And Nellie Bly was like, aw, [Bleep]. 382 00:17:42,926 --> 00:17:45,219 That ain't cool. I'm gonna write that down. 383 00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,330 These ladies are gonna get a word from me. 384 00:17:47,345 --> 00:17:51,865 She sees perfectly sane women who just don't speak English. 385 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,019 The doctors were like, we don't speak German. 386 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,802 You're crazy. [Blows raspberries] 387 00:17:56,815 --> 00:17:58,642 You go to the asylum for life. 388 00:17:58,656 --> 00:17:59,952 And there was a woman, 389 00:17:59,961 --> 00:18:01,821 she was like, I just got a little overwhelmed. 390 00:18:01,835 --> 00:18:03,928 I'm not crazy. 391 00:18:03,943 --> 00:18:07,964 And they were like, this woman is in... so insane. 392 00:18:07,992 --> 00:18:10,085 There's nothing we can do but keep her locked up at this 393 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,127 in-sylum forever. 394 00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:14,369 The insane asylum was horrible. 395 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,375 And then there's the... the baths. 396 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,587 The nurses would just scrub the [Bleep] out of them, 397 00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:23,201 and Nellie Bly would be like, this kind of hurts a little bit. 398 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:26,809 She was like, you be quiet or I will... I will... I will 399 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:29,493 make you wish you never said anything to me. 400 00:18:29,512 --> 00:18:31,438 I'll scrub you so hard. 401 00:18:31,452 --> 00:18:32,449 Wow. 402 00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:34,849 I got at least two bathing suits. 403 00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:37,291 Should we put them on and get in the tub? 404 00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:38,803 Really? 405 00:18:38,814 --> 00:18:41,406 You don't have the balls to get in the tub with me 406 00:18:41,425 --> 00:18:44,051 with a bathing suit, do you? 407 00:18:44,069 --> 00:18:46,760 [Laughs] 408 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,870 Joseph Pulitzer's like, hey, guess what, dummies. 409 00:18:49,891 --> 00:18:51,453 She wasn't insane. 410 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:54,090 And they were like, oh, no! 411 00:18:54,109 --> 00:18:56,409 We're exposed! 412 00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:02,842 I've got some Yogurt containers (Gasps) 413 00:19:02,855 --> 00:19:04,949 that we can pour over our heads. 414 00:19:04,964 --> 00:19:06,658 Ah. 415 00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:08,166 Look to the ceiling, Derek. 416 00:19:08,177 --> 00:19:11,200 Look at... oh, it's so much more pleasant to pour water 417 00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:13,847 over your heads than my son. 418 00:19:13,866 --> 00:19:15,361 He makes such a fuss. 419 00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:17,564 This is such a delight. 420 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:20,770 Nellie Bly had to take baths with, 421 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:24,083 like, the dirt of 45 other girls on her, 422 00:19:24,106 --> 00:19:27,928 and it was freezing cold. 423 00:19:27,955 --> 00:19:31,910 She had this horrible 424 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,293 ten days in an insane asylum. 425 00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:37,177 And then Joseph Pulitzer's like, 426 00:19:37,191 --> 00:19:39,950 "hey, guess what, dummies. 427 00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:44,190 Like, this crazy wave girl was my sweet reporter, 428 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:48,074 and she, um... 429 00:19:48,101 --> 00:19:50,602 And she... 430 00:19:53,957 --> 00:19:55,884 She wasn't insane. 431 00:19:55,898 --> 00:19:58,159 And they were like, oh, no! 432 00:19:58,175 --> 00:20:00,866 We're exposed! 433 00:20:00,885 --> 00:20:05,238 And she wrote an article that exposed everybody. 434 00:20:05,269 --> 00:20:07,895 All of the sudden money was flowing like crazy 435 00:20:07,913 --> 00:20:10,271 to mental health institutions. 436 00:20:10,288 --> 00:20:14,710 She changed the world of mental health. 437 00:20:14,741 --> 00:20:19,260 Nellie Bly was one of the first great American feminists 438 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:22,647 that said, listen, stupid 1880s guys 439 00:20:22,671 --> 00:20:27,024 with giant moustaches connected to their stupid sideburns, 440 00:20:27,054 --> 00:20:32,040 women are really cool. 441 00:20:32,075 --> 00:20:36,163 That is basically how it went except less kissing. 442 00:20:36,192 --> 00:20:38,186 [Laughs] 443 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,267 Oh, no. 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