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Drunk History - Season 01 - Episode 04 - Boston
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- What I want is everyone
to understand
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is what Mary Dyer fucking did
to the Puritan dudes.
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She freaked
their dicks off, okay?
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- There was two gentlemen
dressed as police officers.
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You're under arrest
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for the blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
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- He went by "Johnny Cool."
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He burnt down
over 200 houses.
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My pronunciation is...
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I'm sorry,
my pronunciation is bad.
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- It's fine.
- You can understand me? - I can understand you.
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- You can understand?
- Yeah.
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?
?Ripped By mstoll
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- As I look back on it,
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I'm so glad I'm from Boston.
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Because the most badass...
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We started this country.
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Fuck you,
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we're from England,
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but also we have
our own thing going on.
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This is
the real fucking shit...
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you know, is Boston
and people from there.
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Here's the thing, I'm not, like,
standing really good,
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but I'm gonna do a good job.
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But I need people
to understand
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that I didn't drink
all of this, 'cause I...
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- No, we know.
- Already had a bottle.
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So why would I have two?
- Yeah, exactly.
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- Okay, wait, just let me
get serious for a minute.
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Hello.
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Today, we're gonna talk
about Mary Dyer.
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Mary Dyer
and her husband William
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moved to Massachusetts
from England,
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and they were Quakers,
which is more liberal Puritans.
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So William and Mary
are like,
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this is fuckin' fun
and great.
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The Puritans are the people
that settled New England
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in the 1600s.
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Puritans were like,
the Bible is the word of God.
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Like, literally, God dictated
some notes to his secretary.
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Mary was just like,
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I've got a little bit
of a different take on it.
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Hey, you know, this thing
the Holy Spirit
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we keep hearing about?
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That's within you.
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Oh, my God,
the Holy Spirit's right here?
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Yeah, you can
just talk to it.
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Oh, my God,
hey, Holy Spirit.
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The thing is,
what she's doing is illegal.
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There is no separation
of church and state.
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So the guys that ran
New England were like ...
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No, no, no, no
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Don't go just saying, "Oh,
here's my interpretation of it,"
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and have women over
for tea.
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No, you're undermining
the whole thing.
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Okay, so Mary was banished.
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She's like,
fine, no big deal.
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Banish me.
I'm going to Rhode Island.
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And what I want
is everyone to understand
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is what Mary fucking did
to the Puritan dudes.
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She freaked their dicks off,
okay?
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- What?
- Because you don't understand.
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They're like, um,
didn't we tell you to leave?
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She's like,
uh, yeah, you did but ...
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I'm not trying
to be a dick, but ...
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I'm coming back
to ask you,
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can you please just have...
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You don't have to, like,
be into it,
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but can you please
have religious tolerance?
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And they're like, no.
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You know, they said,
we're gonna fucking kill you.
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We're gonna strangle you,
noose you.
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What do you call that?
Kill you.
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Kill yourself.
Murder you.
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Gallows.
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- She's gonna get hung.
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- Mary was gonna get hung.
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She's walking with a guy
to the gallows.
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And they literally...
The noose is around her neck.
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And they were like, Mary,
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if you promise to leave
Massachusetts Bay Colony
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and never come back,
you can go.
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And she was like, okay.
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And they were like,
all right.
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They take the rope off
around her neck,
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and they let her go.
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Mary did an amazing thing.
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Oh!
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Do you think
I should get up?
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Mary Dyer comes back
to Massachusetts and says,
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I'm gonna deal with these laws
to their bloody face.
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I'm gonna bloody deal
with these laws
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in the face.
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In other words,
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I'm confronting this shit
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head-fucking-on.
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Honestly,
laying on the floor like this
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is one of the best times
I've had in a long time.
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- So Mary... she's visiting
Quakers in prison.
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They were like,
thank you, Mary, for coming,
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'cause we get that you get
what we're going through.
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She's like, totally.
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So the Commonwealth
of Massachusetts
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was like,
stop visiting prisoners.
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Stop acting like
it's okay.
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We gotta fucking kill you.
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So he walked her
to the gallows
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on Boston Common
in 1660.
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And they put the noose
around her neck.
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So she had the rope
around her neck,
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like, about to die.
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She said,
no ear can hear,
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no tongue can taste,
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no heart can understand...
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the joy...
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something like, the joy...
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Fuck.
I don't fucking know.
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The joy and the treasures
of the blessings
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and the refreshments.
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I don't get what that is.
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But the refreshments of God
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that I have, starting
right this fucking now.
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And then they hung her.
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Everyone's watching.
They're like,
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oh, my God.
We're on the Boston Common.
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We're on...
Watching someone die.
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That's your problem
for being a sick fuck.
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And then King Charles
was like,
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excuse me, what the fuck
is everyone doing
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over at Massachusetts?
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I didn't say this shit
should get so crazy.
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Don't kill people.
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That makes you look more
like a pussy,
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if you didn't know,
by the way, dudes.
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But she changed the world.
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But you'll never hear about it
anywhere but here.
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- Well, now...
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She's in an unmarked grave
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on the Boston Common.
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And you know whose grave
is marked?
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Fucking Jim Morrison.
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People fly to Europe
to see it.
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And he wrote horrible music.
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- So these guys steal,
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like, hundreds and millions
of dollars worth of art.
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They took a knife
and just went like, fuck you!
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Like, boom, boom,
boom, boom!
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- This is the outline
of Massachusetts.
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This is... this is...
Cape Cod, right there.
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- And then
it's gonna go like...
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- It has to be like
the "hey!"
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- Yeah.
- So trace it out.
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- Now, how did you learn this?
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That that's all you had to do
to figure out...
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- Everyone from Massachusetts
is like,
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"Hey, which part of the cape
are you from?"
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That's a fucked-up-looking
Massachusetts.
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- Jesus!
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What's your favorite
Boston story?
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- Uh, it's gotta be
the Boston Tea Party, right?
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I think that's
what Boston's all about.
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You know,
rebelling what you believe in.
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- Boston Tea Party, you know?
- Ooh!
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- Are you fucking out
of your mind?
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- All right,
we got a little fight here.
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Let's get this fight.
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This is what... about...
Believe in
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what you believe in.
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- There's a ton of history here.
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You're gonna walk
the Red Line,
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the North End...
- You're being boring.
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- And see
the historical stuff.
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- So the day was...
- Erin'll tell the story.
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- Yeah, I'm good at that part,
Michael.
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- Are you guys married?
- Yes.
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- We are.
- Three years.
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- No one can tell.
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So at the, um,
Isabel Gardner...
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- The Isabella Stewart Gardner
Museum...
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- Museum.
- Okay.
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- A few blocks away
from where we are right now.
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- Yeah, Isabella's
a very eccentric woman.
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She was sort of like,
I'm gonna wear a headband
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when no women wear headbands.
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And she thought that,
fuck life,
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I'm going to do
something awesome.
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And so she built this museum.
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I mean, she had, like,
thousands of pieces of art
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that were
from these most "extrensive,"
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like, places of...
of world.
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So do you want me to go to 1990?
- Yes.
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? ?
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- The story "perleads"
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that, uh,
there was two gentlemen, um,
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that were dressed
as police officers
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that went to the building
of Isabella Stewart.
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They rang the doorbell,
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and they said, um,
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there is a disturbance
of teenagers
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we heard around the building.
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We just wanna make sure
that everything's okay.
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The security guard said,
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well, I'm not really
supposed to allow anyone in,
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but I will, like, allow this
because you're police officers.
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Which is insane!
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And he said,
Mr. Ba-ba-ba-ba,
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there's a warrant out
for your arrest.
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You're under arrest
for the blah, blah, blah, blah.
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And he was, like, so shitted
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that he was like,
okay, like...
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something's happening.
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So I gotta, like, kinda say,
hey, what's going on?
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So he moved.
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And as soon as he moved,
they...
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boom, boom, boom... tackled him.
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What was so crazy was...
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Okay, they, like, called
the other guy on security.
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They had him
call on security and say,
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you... you need to come down here.
Something's happening, like...
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So this guy came in.
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So they taped him up,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Duct taped their mouths.
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They realized that Isabel
was so smart in her time
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that she, like,
literally, like,
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secured the art
to the wall.
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- They couldn't get...
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- They panicked!
They panicked! They panicked!
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Oh, shit.
We gotta get outta there.
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So what was
even crazier was,
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they took a knife
and just went like,
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fuck you!
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Like, boom, boom,
boom, boom!
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Crazy, you know?
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Like, they were just like,
fuck it.
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They were like idiots.
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They cut it out!
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And were like,
oh, let's roll it out
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and sell it on, like,
Canal Street in New York.
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- Like, they took out
razor blades?
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- Yeah, so fucking, like...
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- Cut the art off.
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- Like...
thug, like, nation.
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So these guys go through.
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They steal, like, hundreds
and millions of dollars
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worth of art.
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So this FBI guy came in,
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and people reported these guys
were, like, around 35 years old,
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like, 5'10".
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Like, these policemen
that got in this car...
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It's insane,
like, you know what I mean?
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Like, it's crazy.
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00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:03,580
And he's like,
I've seen Rembrandts appear
255
00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:07,530
at these Chinese restaurants
in the bathroom before.
256
00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,690
Or, I've been in Paris,
257
00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:11,630
where I've been
in this underground tunnel,
258
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:14,530
and there's been
a picture of Monet.
259
00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:17,300
So what was even crazier
260
00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:21,770
was every lead was dead,
dead, dead, dead, dead.
261
00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,210
And he was just like,
262
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,110
I have never experienced
something like this.
263
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,770
I have never...
264
00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,440
like, ever in my life
not been able to follow up.
265
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,140
'Cause he used to be...
He worked for the FBI.
266
00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:34,280
He worked
in the art theft situation.
267
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,780
The art has never resurfaced,
ever, in its time.
268
00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,450
And which is so rare
that, like...
269
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,890
- 22 years,
with a $5 million reward.
270
00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:46,300
- Somebody, somewhere,
in some Southie place
271
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:49,500
is holding that Rembrandt
up in some frame somewhere.
272
00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:50,900
And that's what happening.
273
00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:54,240
They were either idiots,
they were con men,
274
00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:57,900
they were just fucking stupid,
275
00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,070
or they were brilliant,
276
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,640
but they never made it
to the fourth floor.
277
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:04,210
Because that's where
all the expensive art was.
278
00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:10,250
- I understand how the Isabella
Gardner Museum must feel.
279
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:11,660
- Why?
280
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,490
- I think
I was, like, eight or nine,
281
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:16,190
and some kid took
my whole, like...
282
00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:18,990
at least $100 worth
of Pokemon cards.
283
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,490
Holographic Charizard,
which is rare.
284
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:27,730
Blastoise, the Professor Oak
first edition.
285
00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:29,260
That was when Pokemon
was really big,
286
00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:31,040
and, like, l...
Thank you.
287
00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:34,850
- They meet up with the guy.
288
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,510
The guy says,
289
00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:38,380
I need you to burn this place
to the fucking ground.
290
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,180
I owe a lot of money on it.
291
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:43,420
Stay tuned for across America,
for Drunk Hlstory.
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2004.
293
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:49,420
It doesn't get any better
than this.
294
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:50,520
? ?
295
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:04,140
- Um, I was born
296
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in... Boston.
297
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,310
Here's the thing
that I love about Boston.
298
00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:10,110
Here's the thing
that I love about New England.
299
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,310
We were
300
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:15,450
in charge
of our own destiny.
301
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,180
I want a fucking...
I want a drink.
302
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,120
And I'm not gonna fucking stop
until I can get, like...
303
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,720
Give me something...
304
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,820
- I'm gonna... You just suck this
out of the straw.
305
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,060
- Okay.
306
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,070
- 'Cause I don't want you
dropping it.
307
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:29,000
It's slippery.
308
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,500
Is there more Coke
or Jack in that?
309
00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:39,910
- Correct.
310
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:43,810
I'm ready to talk.
I can talk still.
311
00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:45,150
Hello.
312
00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:46,670
My name's Chris Romano,
313
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,310
and we're gonna talk
about Johnny Cool,
314
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:52,380
who happened to be
the most famous arsonist
315
00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:55,420
in the history
of Massachusetts.
316
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,730
- Who was he... to you?
317
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,760
- He's my dad.
318
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:06,230
My mom said to me,
when I was 14,
319
00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,100
your dad's not
who he said he was.
320
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,270
And I said,
what do you mean?
321
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:13,840
Your father was an arsonist
in the '70s.
322
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,580
I said, I don't really know
what that is...
323
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,050
at all.
324
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:21,550
Anything that you could get
for insurance,
325
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:23,020
you burn it down.
326
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:24,550
Because of that,
327
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,060
we were put in
the witness protection program.
328
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,030
Now, I said, what?
329
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:30,960
And she said, you're in
the witness protection program.
330
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,930
Your real last name's
not Romano.
331
00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,630
It's Shaheen.
332
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,540
You're not really Italian.
You're Lebanese.
333
00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:41,060
And I was like,
aw, ma...
334
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,600
aw, man.
335
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,240
My dad is known
for burning down
336
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,410
the most amount of places
337
00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:51,820
in the history
of New England.
338
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:55,010
My dad's real name
was John Shaheen.
339
00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:58,150
He went by "Johnny Cool."
340
00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,590
But the thing is,
341
00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:03,820
they called my dad
and his partner Georgie
342
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:06,060
the Gold Dust Twins.
343
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,230
My pronunciation's...
344
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:12,700
I'm sorry,
my pronunciation's bad.
345
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,170
- That's fine.
- You can understand me?
346
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:15,370
- I can understand you.
- You can understand?
347
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:16,740
- Yeah.
348
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:19,340
- Georgie was like,
I got this job.
349
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,180
We should go do it.
350
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,710
What do you need me
to burn down?
351
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,740
One of the biggest
hotel constructions
352
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,620
in New England.
353
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,920
This is perfect.
354
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,890
So they go to the hotel.
355
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:35,050
They meet up with the guy.
356
00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:36,790
The guy who hired him says,
357
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:39,130
I need you to burn this place
to the fucking ground.
358
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:41,030
I owe a lot of money on it.
359
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,540
I put too much money
into the rooms.
360
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:45,590
I put too much money
into the carpets.
361
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,300
I put too much money
into the kitchens.
362
00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:53,780
I put too much money
into the...
363
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,410
into the drapes!
364
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:58,380
And my dad says, no problem.
I'm the best.
365
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:03,820
That's why you fuckin'
had me come here.
366
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:08,320
So... so my dad burnt that...
367
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,300
hotel down.
368
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:21,330
? ?
369
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,310
And what was crazy
about my dad was,
370
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:29,340
while the place was burning,
he would stick around
371
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,680
and watch it burn down
with the fire department
372
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,280
and everybody else,
373
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,010
and go, wow,
that's a fire, huh?
374
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:37,490
And people would go,
yeah, that's a fuckin'...
375
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,790
crazy-lookin' fire.
376
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,760
And he'd go, whoo!
377
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:43,590
Fucking thing is...
looks hot.
378
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,100
Um...
379
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,700
- Where are you going?
Oh!
380
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,710
Chris Romano.
381
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,850
- The investigator said,
just tell who you work with,
382
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:11,080
and, you know, we can make this
very, very easy for you.
383
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,030
- How much would it cost
384
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:24,040
to get you
to set something on fire?
385
00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:26,470
- Like, literally,
I'll do it right now for free.
386
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,000
- Do you have any fireworks?
387
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,410
- I do, at my house.
388
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:37,750
- Why do you keep moving it?
- I'm not trying to.
389
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:45,780
? ?
390
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:56,600
- In 1979,
391
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,830
my dad was arrested
for counterfeit money.
392
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,000
And he said,
counterfeit?
393
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,600
Um, that's nothing.
Let's talk about arson.
394
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:08,840
The agent's like,
okay.
395
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,850
I burnt down over 200 houses.
396
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:17,350
100 cars, 100 boats,
hotels.
397
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:19,120
Liquor stores.
398
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:23,090
I'm, uh, fuck... I'm good
at fuckin' burning shit down.
399
00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:25,460
The agent was like,
excuse me.
400
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,930
Um, this guy
just is fucking telling...
401
00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:31,060
he just broke open
the biggest arson case
402
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,090
in the history
of Massachusetts
403
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:35,630
that we've been trying
to solve for ten years.
404
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,870
I'm not gonna be home for dinner
or breakfast or lunch.
405
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,710
The investigator said,
406
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,080
you can go straight,
407
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,740
and we're going to give you
that opportunity to go straight.
408
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:48,720
Just tell us
who you work with,
409
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:51,880
and, you know, we can make this
very, very easy for you.
410
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,950
He just found out that my mother
was pregnant with me.
411
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,490
So he ratted
on his best friend.
412
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:04,590
He ratted on everybody
he ever burnt down a house for.
413
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:09,270
And that caused everybody to go,
well, I wanna kill you...
414
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:13,750
because you have
just told on me.
415
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:19,080
I didn't have...
And I'm not like I fucking...
416
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:25,510
They move us
to New Hampshire.
417
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:30,290
They gave us
a new identity.
418
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:31,690
And they gave him
the money.
419
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:34,670
And they said,
you can't...
420
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,000
like anybody else who's in
the witness protection program,
421
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:41,200
you can't do
what you normally did and...
422
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,370
when you weren't in
the witness protection program.
423
00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:47,350
Are you gonna do this,
be able to go straight, Johnny?
424
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:51,820
And he said,
I think so.
425
00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,610
But you know me.
426
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,210
If all else fails,
427
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,980
all I wanna do
is burn, burn, burn.
428
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:08,200
? ?
429
00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:10,400
If people ever have the fact
430
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:15,340
that people think
they know who people are,
431
00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:18,400
they have no clue who...
432
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,540
real people... real people know
who they are.
433
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:34,580
? ?
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00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:41,800
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- I want this to be good
for America.
436
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,220
But see, you got it.
437
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,100
- All right, well, thanks
for meeting up with me, Chris.
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00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:20,260
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